/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That'll save you like $10k once you start your transition

>>9956735
I am not really transgender nor do I plan to commit to GRS...

>>9956740

Well you might as well shave your legs and bleach your boipussy now anon

>>9956733
No, you're just a fat fuck.
Eat less, move more.

>>9956745
No it is definitely the soylent, I did not change my routine but I got gyno anyways. I did not have gyno before I started drinking soylent back in April.
>>9956744
This isn't funny and I am NOT transgender.

>>9956756
>drinks Soylent
>NOT transgender.
Prove it.

>>9956761
This is a thread about the food soylent, not transgenderism so to avoid further off-topic discussion here. Are you guys happy now?

I paid a lot of money for the Soylent subscription but now I'm starting to regret it. I love the taste, the flavour and the texture but I feel like my breasts are getting bigger and bigger every day.
Does anybody know if Soylent offers refunds? Has anybody had any experience with this issue?

>>9956775
get a wig and I'll do you

>>9956733
just buy some dresses anon, don't be a fag

>>9956775
Good post. Subtle enough that people will fall for it, yet still hilarious. I suspect 100+ replies incoming.

>>9956775
Who is this semen demon?

>>9956806
I just want advice about getting a refund or about other peoples' experiences with dining Soylent. If I had known it was going to turn into this I wouldn't have bothered. 4chan won't let me delete the thread for some reason.

>>9956820
discord?

>>9956775

>>9956733
How do you know it's the soylent? Soyboy memes aside, you could have an endocrine disorder or a metabolic disorder.

pics or it didn't happen.
with time stamp please and thank you

>>9956830
I didn't have gynocomastia in May of 2017, I started drinking it in April, now my bust size has increased 4-5x bigger than normal.
>>9956828
*sigh* coming here was a mistake. Please delete it I didn't think this through

>>9956841
post boipucci

>>9956851
Fuck off

>>9956860
aw cute little soyboy is trying to act tough after pumping an estrogenic food replacement into his body for a year

>>9956733
get the fuck out you trap bait faggot, if you get gyno from food that means your hormone levels were absolute shit from the beginning and just a bit of soy fucked your prolactin levels, you are a literal soyboy beta go away

>>9956733
If females eat this shit, will their tits get bigger? Real females, not "girls" with feminine penises.

>tits or gtfo
never thought i'd say that as an adult but there you go.
get em out. stamp em. pic em. and post em.

>>9956841

>>9956870
no, it will give them breast cancer tho

>>9956733
Tits or gtfo

how the fuck do you drink shit named after fake food made from ground up human flesh

>>9956865
Why all the hate? I never did anything to you guys to deserve this. I feel like I'm being persecuted for my lifestyle choices. I really only started this thread to get advice from people with experience with soylent.
I'm a vegetarian by the way, it's not my diet except for the soylent.

>>9956878
It's good for you? It helps you lose weight? It's cheaper than buying vitamins? Pick any reason

>>9956786
Are you a dude or a girl? I'm assuming you're not OP. If you're a girl, why is your tits getting bigger a negative?

>>9956901
I'm a guy

>>9956881
fuck you soyboy (or should I say soygirl now?)

>>9956902
rip
at least know that there are flat-chested girls out there who would love to have your tits

wood berry

>>9956915
>>9956874
I wish there was a way to delete other peoples posts or hide them from people seeing them

>>9956786
sounds pretty hot

>>9956915
Who is this queenish cum quencher?

>>9956921
relax I'll delete :p

>>9956942
I'm not gonna lie I am kinda crying right now. I should have known better than to think you guys wouldn't belittle and mock me for who I am. Or to think that someone here would actually help me instead of putting me down like everybody else in my life does.

>>9956942
>I'll delete

Genuinly starting to think this soyboy meme was started by a meat industry and faggots picked up on it

Soy products are good for your health, as long as you dont eat a fuck ton of it which is true for pretty much everything in this world

I'm not here to take the piss op,

Certain tumors in the hypothalamus or pituitary gland (can't remember exactly where) can cause breast growth and female characteristics to develop in men because the tumors can secrete estrogen. Breast cancer can also develop in men. I'd go have a chat with a doc. It could be the soylent, but its worth asking about.

Had any other weird hormonal stuff happening, like being hungry all the time, struggling to regulate temperature, hair growth going funny?

>>9956953
relax mate and stop crying like a woman
stop drinking goylent, eat steak and onions to increase your test, go to /fit/ and learn how to lift
stop being a soyboy

>>9956896
>It's good for you?
Except where it can cause breast cancer in females and manboobs in men right?
>It helps you lose weight?
Until you develop moobs that you can't lose without surgery?
>It's cheaper than buying vitamins?
I get all my nutrients from food instead of pills.

I'll pick the non-soy answer, not drinking soylent.

>>9956962
You're right, soy is a million times better for you than any kind of meat. The Japanese built a vast empire without any chickens, cows or pigs. Instead they grew and harvested soy beans and look at them now. They are still one of the smartest and most technicologically advanced civilizations on Earth. Red meat causes cancer, high blood pressure and heart attacks. The worst thing soy does is cause gynocomastia.

>>9956981
It also makes your country stop reproducing too.

>>9956733
TITS OR GTFO

>>9956976
Sometimes my throat feels numb around my Adams apple and i feel like i can't swallow solid foods. My hair on my body has mostly fallen out or stopped growing after I shaved. You're scaring me right now, I can't really afford to go to the doctor right now but I guess I need to? I thought it was the soylent

>>9956953
Are you for real?

>>9956980
>I get all my nutrients from food
thanks gramps, i'll be checking you from the holodeck with by big ol' soy titties

>>9956990
I've also been experiencing night sweats and hot flashes for the past ~2 months. I'm kinda freaking out right now. Please tell me I don't have cancer. Webmd is telling me I might have pituitary cancer

>>9957003
Everything is cancer to webMD, go to a real doctor with a list of all your symptoms

>>9957003
RIP anon you're going to need to become a girl

>>9956733
>>9956733
I just started my Soylent diet on Christmas (my mum got me a 3 month supply.) How come the bottles are so hard to open? I just spent the last 30 minutes trying to get this open. I wish they used a softer plastic instead of this.

>>9957041
imo the bottles use a pretty soft plastic and between that and the labels not being attached to the bottle that's what makes them so hard to open. I vastly prefer powder for that reason

>>9957041
girls find bottles hard to open

>estrogenic food can make men into tranny faggots
>the same foods can't make girl's tits bigger
this does not make sense, give me a list of foods that will make boobs bigger, flat is not justice

>eat normal diet(no/little soy)
>65kg, 180cm(either skelly or normal depending on where you live)
>b cup man boobs
any anons know how to fix this without surgery? i went to a doctor like a year ago but they werent much help, just said that "you cant choose where to burn the fat", and therefore id be a munted african kid by the time i had a flat chest

>>9957063
depends
i know fit girls who store all their fat in their boobs and still have c cups

or you know, become pregnant. Does the trick for most flat chests

thank fuck for the soy meme. I was considering bulk buying soylent last year to save time.

>>9957077
buy our soylent goy

>>9956896
Yet you got gastrofuckall from it, its so healthy right

>>9957063
breast size is mostly genetic but also you need to feed your breast growth during puberty, transgirls can be flat too.
some transgirls take progesterone because it gives a tiny breast size increase like a cis woman on her period, other transwomen cycle it to make themselves feel better about not having periods.

t. transgirl who did the latter, has good boob genes and fed them while they were growing.

>>9957094
>transgirl
no, just another mentally ill faggot

>>9957094
youre not a transgirl youre a deformed man, be realistic.

>>9957107
>>9957109
k

>>9956733
SOYBOY

>>9956962
>Genuinly starting to think this soyboy meme was started by a meat industry and faggots picked up on it

BIG MEAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY THE SOY INDUSTRY

>>9956874
Would fuck

This is so obviously a troll thread.

>>9957123
the same happened to the hennep industry when the wood industry was starting to lose money

there are more examples, im not oging to spoonfeed but its not out of this world

>>9956990
Anon, stop, I can only get so hard

>>9957123
It would hardly be some big shock if the meat industry was against the promotion of soy. All this meat and soy obsession is the 4chan equivalent of dudebro psuedoscience anyway.

>>9956962
>>9957123
>>9957130
>>9957142
>BIG MEAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY THE SOY INDUSTRY

>>9957115
Stages of this bad decision;
1. Thinking this comic would be a good idea
2. Drawing this comic
3. Publishing this comic
4. Saving and reposting this comic on a cooking board

>>9957156
tranny comics are amazing

>>9957156
It is a kind of funny joke

Daily reminder to drink your soylent.

>>9957162
Go back to >>>/t/umblr retard

>>9956745
Actually, Soylent helps you lose weight.

>>9957284
What does it matter if you lose 10lb from your waist and gain 20lb on your bust?

>>9957293
You're a real asshole you know that? People can't help having gynocomastia.

>>9957313
Especially if they ingest large amounts of soy or soylent

>>9956874
>people fell for this obvious shoop

>>9957357
Not really. It was a shop of a shop of a shop.
Each of the three my own. I decreased the jpeg quality each time. That one is 3%. sageru

>>9956733
Phytoestrogens and Disease: http://tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: http://tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: http://tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: http://tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: http://tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: http://tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: http://tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
30-50% of men get manboobs: http://tinyurl com/zb58cbs
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: http://tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
220 women over 2 years soy study: http://tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: http://tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: http://tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224
>The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106
>The intervention data indicate that isoflavones do not exert feminizing effects on men

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
>These recent studies in men consuming soyfoods or supplements containing 40--70 mg/d of soy isoflavones showed few effects on plasma hormones or semen quality. These data do not support

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2014/02/12/straight-talk-about-soy/

>>9957167
>hurr my /pol/lard political views make me high-T

None of this correlates. How fucking retarded you have to be to believe this, lmao.

>>9957284
How does soylent help you lose weight? It still has calories. If you drink more than your recommended intake of calories then you'll gain weight. Not to mention a fatty who loves to eat isn't going to feel full from drinking a bottle of cum liquid as opposed to 200g of broccoli and some chicken breast. Stop talking shit.

>>9957410
>t. pic related

>>9957410
>my /pol/lard political views make me high-T
Where was that suggested?
Only in your decrepit mind, you fool.

>>9957419
>t. pic related
>>9957426
"Doctor links low-T to men who vote for Clinton"
Do you have a problem with your eyesight?

>>9957414
>"chicken estrogen is identical to human estrogen—they’re the same molecule"

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/240784160_Runoff_of_Estrogen_Hormone_17-Estradiol_from_Poultry_Litter_Applied_to_Pasture

>>9956756
>This isn't funny
triggered af

ITT some faggot pulls instagram pictures of a skinnyfat faggot and larps

>>9957441
Are you replying to the right person I never mentioned estrogen. I'm saying that you saying soylent helps you lose weight is absolute bullshit. You must have read that on your single moms facebook group.

>>9957452
>tfw scandi egyptian

>>9957464
I actually read it on r/cooking and /fit/ and it's true. Soylent contains protein breaking fats that help accelerate the weight loss. I don't even work out and I lost 15lb just from drinking soylent

>>9957464
>"u-ur mom p-posted that"

Come back with a study that holds any weight.

>>9957473
Calories in, calories out.

>protein breaking fats

This doesn't exist.

ITT /pol/lards try to push their stupidity and bottom-tier science (or lack-thereof)

>>9957472
The burden of proof is not on me because I didn't claim something to be true in the first place you fucking mongoloid.
>>9957473
>protein breaking fats
>reddit
>drinking soylent
Just admit you like drinking your cum yogurt, I won't judge you for it. If you lost weight while doing it good for you. But it's not a magic potion, you just ingested less calories than usual.

>>9957480
So this.... is the power of.... soy...

>>9957492
Nice reading comprehension.

>as opposed to 200g of broccoli and some chicken breast

I then post something regarding chicken having estrogen.

>"u-ur mom p-posted that"

Are we on the same page now, brainlet?

>>9957501
So this.... is the power of.... actual science...

Phytoestrogens and Disease: http://tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: http://tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: http://tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: http://tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: http://tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: http://tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: http://tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
30-50% of men get manboobs: http://tinyurl com/zb58cbs
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: http://tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
220 women over 2 years soy study: http://tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: http://tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: http://tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224
>The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106
>The intervention data indicate that isoflavones do not exert feminizing effects on men

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
>These recent studies in men consuming soyfoods or supplements containing 40--70 mg/d of soy isoflavones showed few effects on plasma hormones or semen quality. These data do not support

There was no soy in soylent until a recent revision.

>>9957504
So this... is the power of... spam...

>>9957502
But I never brought up estrogen in food being a problem. You've been talking to two different anons. I was saying that 200g of broccoli and chicken breast is more filling than a litre of your cum liquid.

>>9957531
That's not true at all, and for the last fucking time it's not "cum liquid" it's SOYLENT. 1 bottle of soylent is a meal, 200g of broccoli and chicken is barely a meal.

>>9957538
200g of chicken and broccoli and a carb of your choice but I left out the carb since you were talking about weight loss contains more fibre and lean protein than your cum liquid and will take the body longer to digest than your cum liquid and will fill up your stomach more than your cum liquid which keeps you feeling fuller for longer. Which is particularly useful when you have a fat fuck trying to lose weight who is used to constantly eating and feeling full. Now please stop getting so emotional (nothing to do woith the soylent I'm sure)

>>9957551
Actually you know what? I think my "cum liquid" has more fibre and protein, my "cum liquid" takes longer to digest because its so filling, and my "cum liquid" keeps me full and satisfied for hours on end more than any food I ever ate before in my entire life. I lost 7 kilos in 8 months just by replacing my meals with Soylent and besides the gynocomastia, my frequent night sweats/hot flashes, my hair loss and the numbness in my throat I have never felt better before in my entire life.

>>9958699
Post soylent bottles and timestamp /pol/lard

>>9958958
Don't humour him, he's just trying to take the piss out of us Soylent drinkers.

>>9956841
>literally becomes a soyboy
>upset when people on 4chan make fun of him

>>9958983
>not knowing it's just a anti-soy /pol/larper

>>9956953
Bad day?

>>9956990
>shaved myself
I bet you shaved your legs and bleached your boypussy you slut

>>9957041
Post tits and pussy after the diet

>>9956873
At least someone said it

>>9959013
This

>>9956733
I know a guy who drank soylent all the time and his dick shrunk. Like into a baby dick it was so bad.

Fuck off soyboy

I just got back from the doctor's office, he told me to stop drinking Soylent for every meal every day and he scheduled a visit to an oncologist for me to look for cancer. I had my blood taken and my testosterone levels came back at 175 which he said is lower than normal. I'm still scared but after reading some of the kind words other soylent drinkers have been saying I'm in a better mood today. I'm still not going to stop drinking soylent until I run out. I figure I've already gone this far and I don't want to waste it, I still have about 3 weeks worth in the cooler. It's the cocao and the chai flavor ones, I usually get original soylent but they were out of the bulk packs.
>>9959364
Luckily my penis has not shrunk, I am cut and I barely feel a thing down there but it looks fine.

>>9959415
Prove it with a timestamped doctors note or soylent bottle

Man more false flags ITT than a nig on /pol/

asdfzxcv

>tfw i have smooth skin and cute tiny titties even after weight loss

thanks estrogen

>>9959905
Phytoestrogens and Disease: http://tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: http://tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: http://tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: http://tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: http://tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: http://tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: http://tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
30-50% of men get manboobs: http://tinyurl com/zb58cbs
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: http://tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
220 women over 2 years soy study: http://tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: http://tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: http://tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224
>The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106
>The intervention data indicate that isoflavones do not exert feminizing effects on men

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
>These recent studies in men consuming soyfoods or supplements containing 40--70 mg/d of soy isoflavones showed few effects on plasma hormones or semen quality. These data do not support concerns about effects on reproductive hormones and semen quality.

>this entire thread

I didn't realize we had so many scientists on this board.

>>9956735
Fucking lol

Do I count as a soyboy if I only drink the caffeinated ones out of laziness in the morning before work?
I still eat meat, fish, veggies and other shit for other meals.

>>9961122
>Do I count as a soyboy
Yes

>>9959415
>doctor tells you to stop drinking something
>doesn't because complete soyboy
this is your future
http://fictionmania.tv/stories/readhtmlstory.html?storyID=1437144163628287560

>>9956733
Let niggers in lgbt know senpai

>>9956978
Onuns up your test, really?

>>9957063
Bump.

>>9957136
Lmao.

>>9957551
I should have started /ck/ before /b/
Quality entertainment right here.

I know a guy who started drinking soylent.

Then he started talking to the transsexuals he knew through programming.

>>9961122
You're a soyboy not because of your diet, but because you're asking a mongolian basket weaving forum for validation

>>9961838
>programming
Was this a class he took or do you just mean the jews?

>>9956953
I don't know if you're new, stupid, or a troll. Either way, you should know better than to expect sympathy on here.

>>9957123
>largest consumer of soy is trying to destroy soy
???
which is a reminder, MOST MILK COMES FROM SOY FED COWS. Enjoy your mega estrogen laced cocktail uddersuckers

>even /ck/ has to put up with altright shitposters

just fuck off

>>9956990
>can't afford the doctor
>is paying for soylent
You're a fucking retard.

>>9961863
he's talking about the /g/ meme

>>9956735
Solid bantz anon

>>9957003
I would go talk to someone about it at least. Its a possibility and very treatable if caught early. I doubt this whole 'soyboy' thing has any good evidence behind it.

>>9956733
>I'm just working too hard, there's no way I can take five minutes to EAT A SANDWICH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

>>9957410
its' 100% true
multiple studies have been done on the matter actually
right wing people tend to be more attractive, physically stronger, and happier
people become leftists because they believe they are owed something, they can't succeed, they are annoyed things aren't fair, they are incapable of accomplishing anything on their own so they require groups to tear down people more well adjusted than they are
>>9959913
>putting excessive amounts of something in your body that your body produces naturally causes natural production to stop
no shit
its the same way men on steroids stop producing their own T
do that test with men and you will find massively elevated estrogen levels

>>9962159
I hope you're not just using those studies for validation, because it's just like left wing people using the multiple studies that prove right wing people have lower IQs to feel better about themselves.

>>9962241
>>9962159
>"now that I have big strong muscle government can't take advantage of me. I am SO strong"
Yeah lol it's pretty hilarious.

>>9962241
Nayrt but I hope you're not discounting those studies because you don't like the implications.

It happens a lot with these kinds of studies but also genetic studies. "Oh no, what are you saying, this and that group can't be better or worse adapted to this very specific thing, that's immoral, untrue and illegal". You see a lot of people denying or accepting these kinds of facts arbitrarily, that blacks are better at handling UV rays, that nordics are better at digesting milk, the fact that aggression has a genetic factor and that there are differences between males and females.

>>9958699
This has got to be a soy boy troll. Come in guys

>>9956981
>r/asianmasculinity

>>9957410
SEETHING

>TFW if I mix soylent with cum and buy a dildo shaped water bottle, I can live out my hentai game fantasies

>>9956953
Go back to where you came from you attention seeking, mentally ill narcissist.

>>9959931
>mfw when I'm an actual biochemist
>mfw I'm just laughing my ass off at this whole thread

>>9962653
This thread is obviously not serious. Nobody accidentally induces breast growth for months on end without meaning to. Maybe they're a repressed trans or they get some sexual kicks out of this, but that or trolling are really the only possibilities.

>>9962707
And my dad works at nintendo. We're all NEET here faggot

>>9956962
It is literally viral marketing for SoyBoy, a company which makes soy based food products.

>>9962826
>We're all NEET here faggot
This isn't /b/. Many of us have been in education and labor for years. I've worked at 6 different restaurants and have a bachelor's degree. Speak for yourself, faggot.

>>9956990
>I can't really afford to go to the doctor right now
Land of the free.

>>9962129
It's can't vs. want. Those five minutes add up every day.

>>9962845
Even if you're female, married with kids, with a phd and a job designing military planes, you're still a male neet faggot when you come here.

>>9962923
I have a respect for the positive aspects of anonymity, but that's kind of a dumb meme.

>>9962707
>being a biochemist makes you an expert
Did you specifically take classes on plant hormones and its impact on humans? If not shuddap

>>9962974
I got my bachelor's in biochemistry from DeVry so I think I know a thing or two about the subject.

>>9962626
This man is living the dream. When the T H O T S finally destroy humanity he'll be our saviour.

>>9956841
>coming here was a mistake

That has nothing to do with this thread, though. 4chan has always been a mistake. Nice tits, btw.

>>9957041
>cant open a plastic bottle
>drinking soy
fucking soyboy

>>9961864
>I don't know if you're new, stupid, or a troll.

Still deciding. Leaning towards stupid, personally.

>>9956962
>Everything in moderation. Even World of Warcraft.
>t. World of Warcraft load screen, circa 2004

>>9956981
>the worst thing it does is give you tits.

You say that like it's a bragging point. Honestly, wtf.

>>9957041
why are you in the bathroom, and why is there a bag of potato chips next to the toilet?

I've been drinking 3-4 a day for the past year and a half. It's cheaper than paying for meals and I can just eat snacks whenever I want to without the guilt now. My only gripe is that they make the bottles too hard to open because it's hard to grip. I have experienced minor gyno but it's so good and I've lost 36 kilos since I started my Soylent regiment. Cacao is definitely my favourite flavour out of the lot. I highly recommend it to anyone that's trying to lose weight, save time, or just wants a scrumptious drinkable meal.

>>9957167
those T score

>>9957501
umm......I think I might be triggered

>>9963972
Time stamp

>>9957167
what happens if am a socialist because I hate how the capitalist market has made every meat product contain more hormone than meat and think we are slowly turning into human cattle which only raison d'être has turned into consume til death

>>9964092
soycialist*
Damn autocorrect

>>9964105
Yeah being a socalist is so bad and evil
unlike those heroic republicans that send their barely legal sons to kill children in palestine in the of Benjamín Netanyahu nutsack

>>9964116
We kicked your asses in WW2 and we'll do it again you Nazi faggot.

>>9964123
you kicked our asses to defend your banks and your corporate fast food restaurants that sell hrt in a burger
congrats

>>9964127
and we'll do it again Nazi scum.

>>9956786
Buy MANA

>>9956735
bahahahah

>soylent green
>soy

>wonders why hes getting bitch tits
>drinks something with soy in the name

lool

>>9964155
Soy doesn't cause gyno you unread autist

>>9964157
That's what Big Soy wants you to think.
PROTIP: Your gyno isn't only caused by all the junk food you shove into your cockgobbler. 1 bottle is made up of 0.95% phytoestrogens.

>>9964169
Post sauce or post a study. Your words mean nothing, bitch-tits.

>>9964169
Cow's eat 20lbs of soy to produce 1lb of edible meat. BIG SOY BOOGEYMAN loses profit if you stop eating meat, brainlet.

>>9964390
It's already been posted, you're just illiterate.
>>9964397
That's why there's so much estrogen in the meat and the milk these days. I only eat what I kill myself but hunting is a foreign concept to soygoy bugmen like you.

>>9957160
Is that supposed to pro or anti tranny?

>>9963829
>tfw i didn't listen

My manboobs have never been the same

>>9956953
Go to plebbit if you are looking for a self steem circle jerk

>>9963811
Its not that the cap is on too tight, its that the label is extremely loose and prevents you from getting a proper grip to turn.
its like how carrying a small 20 pound dumbell with one hand is easier than carrying a 5 pound gigantic box.

>>9963972
>>9963972
I prefer Chai over Cacao but the Original and Vanilla are really good too. I usually only get 3 boxes at a time, is it cheaper to buy more?
>>9964894
20 pounds is really heavy though who the hell can hold that with one hand?

>>9957167
Back to /pol/ you fucking DYEL degenerate twelve-year-old.

>>9962159
>putting excessive amounts of something in your body that your body produces naturally causes natural production to stop

So isoflavones will lower your test after you stop eating them. Gotcha.

>>9962707
** oops you forgot your face dude

>>9957501
thats a woman, just to state the obvious

>>9956876
:c

>>9967166
i don't care about it's gender. i just want it to die in a fire screaming.

>>9956981
they also eat fuckloads of fish, no?

>>9962126
>growing tits because its hormones are so fucked up it's destroying its old gender and making it some sensitive literal soyboy with no body hair, titties, menopause and PMS.
>if caught early
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better get a lobotomy OP, how much do I have to pay to get to keep your vegetable body for a sex doll?

>>9963853
They're my mum's loo crisps, she can't shite without them, bless her.

>>9957367
What the fuck are you even saying nigger

>>9961793
Raw onions, raw garlic increase test.

For other less-direct foods which make you manly, pic.

>>9967568
You don't belong on this website if you don't understand his post you newfag/redditor tourist.

>>9967575
God shut the fuck up faggot. Literal entry level chan jargon everyone understands. I'm just saying the way it's structured makes no fucking sense like they meant to reply to someone else.

>>9967588
His post makes perfect sense you retarded autist. He just said no one actually fell for it like the post he replied to said and that he made the shop.

>>9956733
Post pics of hairy mantits? For science.