/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>accidentally defrosted frozen pizza before cooking
>throw it out

>Open bag of chicken nuggies
>The "Tear Here" strip tears down into the ziplock seal slightly
>Empty bag into the fireplace

>autisming this hard for a dying Tumblr meme
>posting it on a dying Hungarian throat singing forum

Was it worth it?

>making a half batch of waffles
>forget to half one of the ingredients
>guess I'm making a full batch

>wash carrots
>peel carrots
over9000 hours hard labour for no pay!

>>9944001
Do you know how hot the tide pod meme market these days is

>>9944001
This irks me for some reason. Tuvan throat singing is actually a dying art and one of my personal heroes was obsessed with learning it but died before they could.

Why am I posting this on a Surinamese fanfic dogfucking forum?

>>9944001
>>9944324
this is /ck/, why are you both trying so so hard?

>>9944421
I really am not joking about being irked by that. Honestly I do think that Tuvan throat singing deserves more respect as an artform.

>>9944630
I genuinely hope you get cervical cancer among other types of cancer.

>>9944324
>one of my personal heroes
Get better heroes.

>>9944324
My girlfriend is literally Tuvinian, she's teaching me the language and next summer I'm going with her back to her home village. Get on my level, pleb.

>Recipe calls for half an onion
>Spend five hours wandering supermarket looking for half an onion
>Don't eat that night

>>9945115
It's just a suggestion, you didn't have to buy exactly half an onion. You could have substituted half a gallon of milk or half shell clams.

>>9945115
Just buy 1 shallot instead

>>9944914
Having a 2/10 gf actually is patrician, so you're not pretending this time.

>>9943846
>not using god-tier mint flavored Tide Pods instead
hope your meal tasted like shit.

>>9946016
>mint for dinner

>>9946675
>he doesn’t know about lamb with mint sauce
>or Morrocan cuisine in general