/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9944716
>mom undercooks the foie gras
>step dad cuts her lip with his pocket knife and promises to do worse if she ever fucks up a meal again

>>9944716
>mom cooks dinner
>dad won't let me play CoD until I clean my plate

>>9944716
>op makes a shitpost
>janitors ignore it

>go to friends house
>his parents invite me to stay for dinner
>some decent food, start eating happily
>friend looks at me and says "its gross you don't have to eat it"
>his father slaps him and yells "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?"

>refuse to eat taco bell take out because mom promised we'll be having ronald mcdonalds that evening
>dad knocks me the fuck out

>>9944716
>what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
>nothing, you've told her twice already

>>9944749
>friend is picky eater
>always eat whatever his parents make whenever I stayed for dinner
>parents shit talk him and ask why he won't eat like me

>>9944722
newsflash - you can't undercook foie gras (some even eat it raw)

>>9944770

>>9944770
Not according to my step-dad Thomas

>>9944716
>Dad is morbidly obese, lost his job because he was too fat to work, got disability, then just got even fatter
>His back is fucked up and his legs are all gross and fucked up
>One time he's totally out of it, sweating heavily, won't respond, rushed to hospital, gets told that he almost had a heart attack and needs to clean up his act
>Tells the doctors he'll stop smoking
>Tells the doctors he'll eat right
>Tells the doctors he'll try to exercise even if it's just walking a little every day
>Finally goes home after a month in the hospital, all paid for by taxes
>Immediately goes back to smoking, eating junk food, and doing nothing but watching TV
>My 90-pound French-Canadian stepmother tries to remind him that he promised the doctors he'd change his habits
>He screams at her and bellows for her to get him the fucking potato chips
And he wonders why I don't call or visit.

>>9944820
Obese people are hilarious.

>>9944820
Why don't you call or visit your dad? Maybe that's why he is so depressed. Your mom sounds like a bitch for lecturing him.

i ate burnt lasagna once that my mother made i felt rejoice when my father beat her

>>9944828
how does one even burn lasagna

>>9944826
When did I ever say he was depressed?
And fuck you, my stepmother isn't a nag, she's a little waif, she was in a physically abusive relationship before she met my father. She actually cares and loves him enough to stand up to him on something and his response is to shout at her.

>>9944828
Slightly burnt lasagna is a actually a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>9944833
>binge eating, smoking and watching TV all day
>not depressed
Oh so retardation runs in the family. Your step-mom deserved to be beaten if she's going to be a stuck up little know-it-all cunt. She only married your dad because he's a fat sack of shit pussy that is too lazy to bother beating some sense and respect into her.

>>9944857
>reminding your husband of the promises he made about getting his shit together warrants physical abuse
Holy fucking shit how did you make it this far in life with only two functional brain cells?

>>9944857
careful with that edge sasuke-kun

>>9944857
lmao at this beta

>>9944868
Back-talking warrants physical discipline*
Awww did I touch a nerve, sweetie?
If your retarded step-mother would stop belittling your dad maybe he would follow the doctor's advise? She's the one who drove him to eat and smoke his life away.

>>9944857
Good lord, who hurt you?

>>9944877
Be honest, how obese are you?

>>9944878
It's just a sissy fag who has a fetish about being beaten by his boyfriend

>>9944906
I'm not as obese as your shitty father that's for sure.

>>9944916
No but you sure are just as gay

>>9944916

>>9944916
Why do you look suicidal, soyboy, is it because you're fat?

>>9944924
>>9944911
A tumblr-whale projecting her yaoi fetish onto me, how... quaint.

>>9944926
I'm from Liverpool

>>9944939
>fat autistic shitposter is a roach

Wow, never seen that episode before.

>>9944953
I'm not fat, I'm not autistic, I'm not a shitposter and I'm not from Turkey. My mother is from Bristol and my father is from Iran.

>>9944954
You just proved you're all those. Don't go on an acid attack spree, just because a few people laughed at you on the internet though

>>9944932
Shut up and take out your dick, bitch boy

>>9944959
Just because I'm muslim doesn't mean I'd go throw acid in random poof's faces. I'm the only one laughing here by the way.

>>9944959
Stop replying to non-whites

>>9944966
Actually I'm half-white.

>>9944969
My bad you're right.

Right we're having a fucking clean out I've had enough. Non FULL whites in this thread can fuck off, we've had enough

>>9944979
Full white standing by.

>>9944826
Bait

>>9944832
Same way you burn anything else, leave it in the oven too long.

>>9944857
God you sound like such a fucking loser

>>9944990
I'm not
see >>9944916

>>9944993
Like I said
>>9944990

>>9944996
I'm not a loser in any sense of the word. Her dad and her step-mother are the real losers.

>mom heats up gazpacho in the microwave for us
>dad puts her hand into the blender and turns it

>>9944820
think about it, what is the incentive for him to lose weight?
If he does he will lose his disability checks and will have to go back to work. And why the fuck would he do that when he can stay fat and just watch tv and eat all day? It's a fucking dream life
I envy him.

>>9945009
His bitch wife probably works to support him and his eating/smoking habits lmao.