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>Call him over!
>Sean! Sean, come here now!
>Try this sushi
>*sushi chef takes a bite of a tuna roll*
>Ramsays eyes are like daggers
>sushi chef looks up at Ramsay, confused
>its RAW!!
>yes chef
>look of same and defeat on sushi chef face

>> No.9941529
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>>9941464
>*whispers to awkward waitress* can i ask you something?
>waitress: our biggest problem is the owner's cousin who lives in the freezer
>chef Ramsey: is this frozen
>waitress: yes, all our icecream comes frozen
>*Gordon puts his hand over his mouth and winks to an old lady checking him out * chim chim cheero
>owner: i can't believe the waitress said that!

>> No.9941565

why are you doing this?

>> No.9941568

>owner: wow i cant belive gordan said our food is bad our food is so good he is so rude
>2 minutes later
>owner: wow how could i be so wrong gordan showed me the light wtf i love grodon now
75% of episodes

>> No.9941605

>owner to camera: we need gordon's help
>gordon to owner: your restaurant needs help
>owner to gordon: fuck off we don't need help
>staff to owner: our restaurant needs gordon's help
>owner: alright, ill give it a shot
100% of episodes

>> No.9941607

>gordon solves twenty-year marriage issues of owners
>revitalizes the local community
>brings back the mill and all its jobs
>mends race relations between the East and West sides
>hosts a church potluck dinner that raises 100,000 for AIDS awareness

>> No.9941609

>>9941605
lol. good point about the owner being standoffish even though they invited and begged for his help.

>> No.9941683

Gordon Ramsey is the second coming of christ.

>> No.9943240

>>9941609
I mean, I've met many people who ask for help/critique, yet still act like that. I mean, most aren't as bad as them.. but a few yeah.

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>>9941464
>>9941529
>>9941568
>>9941605
>>9941607

All of this is true, but it is still entertaining to watch for me, because I love rebuilding shit on TV. I know it's fake and I love and hate it at the same time.

>> No.9943928

>>9941607
you forgot
>after all of this, two months later the establishment goes back to its old ways and closes down

>> No.9943956

>>9941683
Gordon Ramsay makes me want to become a better man, chef, husband, son, uncle, etc. etc.

Everything he touches truly does improve and becomes gold. Except for his wife. She is definitely getting older and is now infertile. Wow. Fuck me.

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>>9943956
He definitely had some affairs down the road. Just look at how he interacts with the beautiful women in his shows... I bet he has some kids down the road like any other big star out there.