/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Have you ever tried moxie?
It has that old-timey soda taste.
Moxie is a meme and just tastes like watered down medicinal dr. pepper.

So dr. pepper just tastes like a very sweet old timey soda.

these are x5 sweeter than any other sodas. even the diet ones.

like drinking pancake syrup.

all soda is bad

>>9939051
I can't drink it after finding out that it is the preferred soda of a really weird group of pervs.

>>9939101
Oh man, air is the preferred breathing substrate for a really weird group of pervs, you had better switch to something they don't use, like carbon monoxide

shits nasty. I was drinking it one time and it went down the wrong pipe. Had a horrible pain in my chest and blacked out.
woke up on the floor with rug burn on my face.
dr. pepper not even once

>>9939114
Lol, im sure there are probaby people that shake up 2 liters of air and shoot it up their ass somewhere too. I just never had to go on a call and find them dead oiled up in a sex swing...yet. kinda turned me off Dr. Pepper.

>>9939060
Moxie tastes nothing like Dr Pepper.

>>9939101
It's the best soda.

>>9939051
you must have never had jagermeister that shit literally tastes like cough medicine

>>9939124
Wait what does this have to do with Dr. Pepper

>>9939160
You must of never abused DXM
Cough syrup tastes like cough medicine

>>9939051
>Is this the worst soda there is?
Moxie is MUCH worse. It literally tastes like carbonated cough syrup. When the makers literally advertise the flavor of their product as "different" and "interesting" you better watch out.

>>9939062
>these are x5 sweeter than any other sodas. even the diet ones.
>like drinking pancake syrup.
Faygo Redpop is about the sweetest thing on the planet, but the flavor is incredible.

>>9939146
get your stinking ass off the tops of the cans idiots

>>9939165
It was explained to me this way by living members of aforementioned perv party. Soda apparently gives you some kind of rush when you do that. Dr. Pepper has stronger effects for some reason. Idk if that's true, i am not willing to test the theory. It was an unpleasant death scene, if i smell Dr. Pepper it reminds me of it, so i don't drink it.

>>9939051

Tastes nothing like cough syrup lmao. I abuse dxm and its really hard to me because i hate cough syrup and have a massive gag reflex to it that causes me to throw up sometimes. I have to slam it and coat my mouth and throat with milk. Dr. Pepper is my fav soda.

Кaк ты мoг нaзвaть ЭTO хyдшeй coдoй

>>9939186
>Liking Faygo
Juggalo detected. Also Moxie tastes like Fernet idiot

>>9939051
My local store just had 2 liters on sale for 79 cents. Guess who stocked up /ck/?

>>9939051
it's better than coke or pepsi, no idea how that shit got so popular.

>>9939320
I don't believe that shit

>>9939051
I like it OP. Has a weird but enjoyable taste. As a super sweet sugar drink it's far better than coke or Pepsi.

>>9939146
honestly it would be a minority of students taking as much soda as they want

>>9939162
dr pepper jelly beans are the best

>>9939310
If you only knew what the tops of those cans see before even getting to a store. If you have to drink soda, get a bottle or 12pk. And if you get a 12pk look at the date code. If it is hand pressed, avoid it at all costs. It means it has been repackaged from other damaged 12pks and rolled around wet and dirty.

>>9939051
Cough medicine tastes like blackberries?

Found the brainlet, Dr. Pepper is the intellectual's drink.

>>9939501
>Moxie tastes like Fernet idiot

assblasted new england detected.

your "unique" soda tastes like drinking liquid ricola

>>9939051
yes i agree with you OP.
but i do like a nice hot cup of dr pepper,i can drink it like coffee

>>9939051
Tasty, vague plum taste on top of the collar taste. You have shit-tier taste.
>>9939060
Moxie isn't bad actually, I'd drink more of it. It tastes kind of like if you made Fernet into a sweetened soda but it also has root beer vibes. I don't think it interferes with the taste of food very much, which is nice.
>>9939062
>>9939186
>Faygo
>Crush
Well one has a recipe originally designed for artificially flavoring cake icing...

Either way both are sugary death. >>9940289
Nah that Anon is right. Have you ever had Fernet?

Also Ricola tastes good, but different.

>>9939051
It literally doesn't. Top notch effort here..

>He doesn't like Dr.Pepper

I don't think there exists a better pleb filter

>>9939114
>substrate
found the dropout

>>9939062
I tried Crush yet it's not as sweet as pic related. I swear I would've had diabetes if I didn't stop drinking it

>>9939501

>Moxie tastes like Fernet
wtf I want to try Moxie now?
guess I'm taking a trip to New England.

>>9939051
Only closeted homosexuals enjoy carbonated prune juice.

>>9940854
>carbonated prune juice
Mate. You even try Malta Goya before? That shit is LITERALLY carbonated prune juice.

>>9939101
>I can't drink it after finding out that it is the preferred soda of a really weird group of pervs.
Explain.

>>9939051 i dont like dr peeper or 7 up or anything grape or cherry

>>9939051
Of the 23 flavors the primary flavor is prune.

I love the bitter almond taste

>he doesn't like liquid marzipan

>>9941123
>>9940236

>>9939051
I really wanted to try this since it's supposedly GOAT status but it's discontiuned :(

>>9942000
>doesn't understand the joke

Dr Pepper and root beer get their flavor from roots and herbs that are traditional medicine in Asia, most commonly used as heated compresses applied over every square inch of a sick person.
Dr Pepper is the taste and smell of being bedridden with illness, so of course only a time-traveling weirdo would like it.

>>9939051
>he doesn't like dr. pippu
I mean the cherry vanilla one is the best but regular ain't bad.

>>9939051
>Having such shit taste

Dr. Pepper is the tasty soda I've had between Pepsi and Coca Cola. Coca Cola is so acidic and bubbly that it ruins it for me.

>>9939062
Only niggers like Crush and Fanta because everything they drink has to have a fruity flavor to it. They get that from drinking kool-aid as children and grow up with childish taste buds and palettes because everything they drank was sugary and fruity.

>>9939051
Its the go to beverage of ugly people

>>9941123
>>9942054
Not a joke, although it would be a very convoluted time travelling joke.
Here is the real story
> called to escort ambulance to bad neighborhood
> arrive at same time, enter dwelling
> obvious male only sex party in progress
> EMT enters bedroom, hear gasp then wtf?
> "anon come take a look at this shit"
Bring out the gimp jpg.
> overweight 50ish dude in sex swing, dead as a door-nail, 2 liter Dr. Pepper bottle on floor, soda everywhere, exit stage left quickly.
I had to give a statement to the detective since i was first on scene. He explained that the rectal ingestion of Dr. Pepper caused a heart attack, and that gimps told him it was the preferred soda for such activities. Can't smell it without gagging now. Wish i was joking.

>>9939051
What's the matter white boi? Soda too spicy fo ya?

>>9941112
What the everloving fuck? Where would you even find that shit at?

>>9939051 drink coke because Dr pepper is piss

>>9939051
I only just learned Australia has this stuff a couple of months ago.

>>9942690
Gnarly

>>9939186
Faygo Redpop tastes exactly like liquid benedryl, its fucking trash. That's not an illustration, it is the same artificial flavor. Almost every Faygo flavor is top tier though.
I think Moxie is really good but I can't blame anyone for hating it. It is what it is, and it is bitter weird bullshit.

>>9944287
>spice
>tremor

>>9939051
Dr.pepper is the worst?
No. It's the best.

>>9944287

>>9944287

I haven't actually enjoyed a Dr. Pepper since high school.

>>9944287

But this is the most clever one

>>9939186
floridafag here, for the first time in my life i saw faygo at publix and there was red pop and the brown rye one in glass bottles. only time i've ever seen faygo in person but i've been curious to try the candy apple and cotton candy flavors because they mix with lean really well
not sure if i wanna drop $1.59+ tax for a bottle that i might not like and i can't be fucked to order online because i don't want a case i just want a can of each.
p.s. not a juggalo
>>9939501
also i saw moxie in glass bottles at publix for the first time ever too and i'm a masshole with a summah house in the cape. never had it but it's the first time i've seen it outside taxachusetts

>>9941118
the dr pepper gum is actually okay

>>9944427
based publix

>>9944570
Action please, Orson.

>>9939146
how much is it going to cost me to buy a can that fine lady sat on?

>>9939168
slight kek

>>9944692
her cans are first cum first serve

>>9942690
>rectal ingestion of Dr. Pepper caused a heart attack
Would it really though?

>>9944786
I'd cum all over her cans. If ya know what I meana