/ck/ - Food & Cooking

looks alright. I'd eat it
as long as the fucking animals preparing it washed the shit off their hands before making it

I knew a kenyan girl. From the way she acted and her strories it sounded like she grew up in a first world country with an african twist. I don't think africa is these days what the res cross makes it out to be.

love me some 'gos 'za. with extra beetles.

>>9939994
What all is on this???

>>9940005
>first world country with an african twist
So 90% more AIDS, human trafficking and beheadings?

>>9940005
It's really not. Two common misconceptions about Africa are 1. It can be generalized as one region (Africa is fucking HUGE) and 2. It's entirely underdeveloped

>>9940005
most of those countries have a middle class that live as well as westerners

but there's not as many of them

>>9940131
The Sahara Desert is the same size as the Continental United States. Africa is a huge and diverse continent.

>>9939994
That doesn't look awful. There's a place for alt pizza just as is there is for regular. Problem is very few places you can get good examples of both.

>>9939994
>eating nigger shit
>paying to eat nigger shit

>>9940346
>gets banned from /b/
>posting like you are still on /b/

>>9940377
Spoken like a true nigger.

>>9940548
Reported. Global rule 2, you stupid fucking child.

still better than any American "pizza"

>>9940549
Reported for announcing reporting. :^)

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>>9939997
Of course they did. Where else did you think they got the water to make the dough?

>>9939997
>Africa
>Safe food practices
pick one

>>9939994
Looks better than Amerishart “food” tbqh

>>9941010
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>>9939994
looks like lahmacun

>>9939994
why would you order a pizza in Nigeria?
Nigerian cuisine isn't just monkey brains and ebola sandwiches, all kinds of barbecued meats would be good

>>9941658
>mfw europeans can't even use proper parts of speech

>>9940556

>>9940556

>>9941010
>Average Eurotrash dish

>>9940005
Kenya is borderline normal.

You're a mong for ordering a pizza in Nigeria instead of actual Nigerian cuisine which is actually good.

>>9941935
Yeah, like, ebola infected bushmeat and yam flakes, yumm.

>>9941935
>Nigerian cuisine

>>9941974

>>9940005
There are some extremely poor parts of Africa where people live in mud houses and walk for hours to get water (makes you wonder why they didn't build their mud houses near the water) but other parts are really civilized

>>9939994
It's rat you'll never know

Still better than what you get when you order pizza in Sweden.

>Kebab
>French fries
>Banana

>>9941904
Oh yeah for sure especially with the huge population of Somalis, fucking dumbass.

Somalis are the worst of the worst

>>9941974
i guess they're making the best of a bad situation

>>9943243
>bad situation
>too retarded to breed the chickens for meat and eggs
I guess

>>9939994
I thought for a second that was a large slice of butter melting in the centre

>>9943256
You can literally see that they have a chicken in the webm, get you eyes checked

>>9942366
>you forgot your cultural enrichment white boi

>>9943295
Hence the part about too retarded to take advantage of it, the entirety of the post you just replied to

>>9942016
>makes you wonder why they didn't build their mud houses near the water
Then the houses would get wet and melt whenever the river flooded

>>9943299
>sweden muslim population @ 5%
>sweden is muslim
Nice histrionics, 56%er!

>>9940005
This is the story of every African you'll meet in the US, unless they are literal war refugees. Africa is a big ass place and despite the outdated jokes people say about how a few countries were in the 80s, the cities have all the modern things you'd expect. Africa is the leading continent when it comes to mobile payments, they basically skipped plastic cards

this is what you get when you order a pizza in the middle of taiwan

>>9939994
I'm disgusted yet intrigued

>>9943892
>little sleeping bags for broccoli
clearly an adorable metaphor for cute ladybois

>>9939994
I'm almost afraid to ask, but: what are the orange and yellow things?

>>9943958
Idk, an homage to an empreror?

>>9943314
maybe they have just the one chicken maybe click clack clickey took there only rooster to the local cock fights and lost when the warlord brought in his champion rooster whos really a tamed cheetah with some feathers glued to it

>>9943958
Tomatoes that dried during the cooking
Yellow centerpiece is a cut of lemon

>>9940005
Because she was rich. But down the road from her house millions live in slums

>>9944076
Which city in which country is a slum to millions of people?

>>9944203
Rio, Brazeel

>>9943314
maybe people prefer the chicken to give the most eggs it can before eating it?

>>9944220
Can you show me where in Africa that place is? Google shows nothing

>>9943892
That looks good as fuck desu

>>9944282
it wasn't, the dough wasn't bad but the red stuff tasted like meat with generic taco seasoning and the cheese was like non dairy ricotta. was literally called patrick star on the menu.

>>9940549
>calls someone a child
>reports them for saying a word that made you cry

>>9943256
It is literally more efficient to just eat mosquitoes than to feed them to chickens and waste 90% of the energy as heat.

Also I'm not sure how good chickens are at catching mosquitoes or their larvae

>>9940549
looks like you're the child here lol

>>9940549
>sucks rulebook penis
>doesn't realize that you could get reported for vocally reporting someone
How quaint.

>>9940549
Read global 7, then go back to your containment site

>>9943935
We got a geographical expert here, people.

>>9944203
Nairobi, Kenya

>>9941904
>normal
Nairobi is a cager shit hole that's trying it's best to become like the Los Angeles of Africa

Fuck that place, Addis Ababa >>>>> Nairobi

i like it

>>9942016
>t. someone too stupid to live in Africa

>>9942016
Maybe they like the exercise

>>9940005
she probably had some serious security at her house. Like a wall with spikes on the top, an electric fence, and bars over all the windows

>>9941974
>tfw feeling a little peckish

>>9946030
Better than eating those mudcakes with zero nutritional value. They just make you a bit more full and force your digestive system to push stuff trough.

>>9941974
Let's be honest, it probably taste better than OP's pizza

>>9943892
>that hard dry crust to toppings ratio

>>9946030
Ass look so good ima eat that booty
Ass on my face today, I look like Mooney
Call me Paul Mooney
50 wouldn't sue me
Fuck what you heard, bitch, I'm still eating the coochie (Coochie!)
Eat the whole booty
Lick her ass for coochie
Lick the whole ass you know what it do-ey
Put my dick on dookie
Get in her booty
Young Based God I had that bitch going kooky

>>9944281
Rio is basically Africa

>>9944203
cape town and Johannesburg

>>9943758
That makes it much worse. Even if the Muslim population is low, the Swedish government bows down to them and ignore their crimes due to White guilt

>>9939994
Looks better than "pizza" from Italy tbqh lads

>>9940020
Well the fact that he met her in a first world country probably suggests the girl was born into the top 10% socioeconomic bracket. Then again I've been to Tanzania and Ivory Coast. They're not rich by any stretch, but the idea folks get of uniform povery, sickness, general lawlessness is definitely inaccurate.
West Africans are not the friendliest people but in terms of the way they dress and speak they're not much different than folks anywhere. It's not like a civilization of American inner city black gangs. East Africans are often really warm folks and fun to be around.

>>9944203
Detroit, US

I live in Liberia and in the capital you can buy 'American Food' which includes pizza like substances. It's not pizza but it's the only place in the country you can get cheese so fuck it, I'll pay 20 usd for a small 'pizza'.

I've been around to a few other west African countries and in general in the big cities you can find good enough proxies of western food because NGO workers with big fat wallets live there and pay for it. Everyone wants to live in the city but all these fucking westerners drive the prices super high.

Also foreign aid is a JOKE and actively hurts many communities but Ayy lmao whatever gotta get my good white man points and feed them hungry children FUCK YOU I'm supposed to be teaching farming techniques to people who live in the jungle but all they do is ask me for money or if I'll take them to America. Three fucking years of my life wasted in this shithole and still nobody understands what the fuck compost is.

>>9946321
>do we use it at home? no of course not we use petroleum derived ammonium nitrate to fertilize our roundup ready Bt-toxin corns, why would we use fertilizer? anyway use fertilizer, trust me. am I a farmer? no I just joined the peace corps to waive my student loans. but it says in the handbook, Squanto gave the pilgrims a fat herring to plant in each corn stalk, it's why we're free and you're black. money? no I will not give you money if it doesn't work

I wonder they aren't receptive

>>9939994
What you get when your order a pizza in Australia

>>9941713
I was about to say the same. Lahmacun is fucking delicious, and I bet OP's pic is too. Nice touch, with the butter melting on top.

>>9939994

Bermudians eat this and enjoy it because Bermudians eat like shit.

They also eat fish sandwiches on raisin bread, which I actually do like.

>>9940005
It's a fucking continant you brainlet. Parts of Kenya are fine but that doesn't mean you can just go for a midnight stroll through Somalia and come out fine.

>>9946321
>I'm supposed to be teaching farming techniques to people who live in the jungle but all they do is ask me for money or if I'll take them to America. Three fucking years of my life wasted in this shithole and still nobody understands what the fuck compost is.
Soy literally getting culturally enriched

This is what you get when you order pizza in Spain

>>9946164
This desu. Actual Africans can be quite friendly and warm toward people. It's the people who are 3rd+ generation transplants that are the insufferable cunts you see in cities and such.

There are parts of Africa that are absolutely horrible, sure. But all in all, there are many parts (especially those benefiting from tourism) that are doing quite well.

>>9946434
Looks good

>>9946376
Take a closer look. That's a lemon.

>>9946464
I know, I was making a joke because someone else thought it was butter.

>>9946475
oh

>>9946434
Looks like shit

>>9944203
Köln Porz

What do you call a Nigerian pizza place?

A niggeria

Haha

>>9941974
I'd try it

>>9946434
Would devour, but I’m sure that’s not thr best Spain has to offer. Bet there’s all kinds of pizzas with those incredible Spanish pork products on them. Fuck now I want to make a Spanish chorizo pizza.

>>9946349
Farmer here, you don't understand farming a literal state dedicated to growing grains vs teaching a tribe of 50 people how to plant seeds. Not the same thing, but, you knew that didn't you?

>>9946784

>>9946937
haha

>>9943798
This was out of necessity as there is no infrastructure to support card transactions

>>9943314
I like how you act like you can tell the entirety of their life situation by a simple webm about insect burgers. Truly a sign of intelligence.

>>9941974
Could be pretty good with some seasoning, maybe as a sandwich. Just plain mosquitoes though?

>>9945840
fuck that tram, it's crowded as fuck

>>9940005
>I don't think africa is these days what the res cross makes it out to be.

Depends on where you go, obviously, urban areas like Nairobi, Lagos, and Johanesburg tend to be developed, but the majority of Saharan and Sub-Saharan Africa is still highly impoverished and anarchic.

>>9939994
Eh, I'd eat it.
It's more of a meat-flatbread type thing but could be included under a loose definition of "pizza" given the inherent variety and customization of modern pizza.

>>9940013
Without bothering to look it up, it looks like a ground spiced meat with some onions and herbs, slices of tomato or maybe pepper, maybe some kind of thin sauce underneath probably tomato, and a wedge of citrus to squeeze over it all, which I rather like since a good acid helps balance a meat-heavy meal by cutting through the heavy minerally fattiness.

>>9947504
>empty tram
Trains suck, see? Nobody uses them!
>full tram
Trams suck, see? Everybody uses them!

>>9946321
Do an ama on /int/, pls.

>>9946321
so besides "western" food, what do people actually eat in Liberia?

Looks like someone blasted diarrhea all over it. Are you sure it's not from India?

>>9939994
That's basically the same as Turkish pizza the only problem I see is your narrow world view

>>9939994
I raise you a challenger from the north. You know nothing.

>>9943892
Serious question, where buy? I'm in Taipei but get around the island a bit.

>>9947253
You're right, eating insects is sustainable and everyone should do it instead of murdering intelligent and loving creatures like chickens. Because global warming!

>>9939994
Why would I ever be in Africa?

>>9946349
You are the type of person who I'd love to talk to because you are clearly full of bullshit and haven't experienced the nightmare of foreign assistance, but you at least have an understanding about how it should work. I'm an agricultural engineer with 6 years of experience farming back in the States, but I was hired to teach subsistence farmers how to ensure food security because the civil war here destroyed a lot of their food capacity. We were INVITED and ASKED to come and give trainings, but in the end all they want is money. Every single workshop I do I get asked 'how do I get my own?' IE when do you give me money

Also NEVER SEND MONEY. HOLY SHIT. I'm not going to say money wouldn't fix some problems but the money NEVER gets where it needs to go. I have seen families with literal fat bellied starving children waste money on the most frivolous shit. 'Oh you don't understand the culture they need those expensive wigs and weaves because they would look bad to the community without them'. Well then FUCK them, they deserve to rot for having such a shitty ass culture.

Then the mother fucking UN WFP fucks drive in with their giant trucks full of imported rice and beans and everyone cheers because now they don't have to farm or manage their budget for another year. FUCK YOU.

>>9948913
They eat a lot of rice and oil here. The most popular dishes are called palm butter and topagee. Palm butter is okay, topagee is some of the foulest garbage I've ever eaten. Anyway I'm gonna try to avoid blogging here, just wanted to reaffirm that pizza exists in some parts of Africa. I only lurk on /ck/ to look at and fantasize about food.

>>9943258
it is anon

>>9950914
Insects aren't intelligent?
Do vegetarians eat insects?

>>9951049
>Every single workshop I do I get asked 'how do I get my own?' IE when do you give me money
That sounds like you guys aren't doing a good job of communicating the agenda in your workshop invites. You should talk to your communications people about that. And maybe add it to the start of every presentation: "we're not here to give money, if you came for money, you should leave, because the next 6 hours are going to be a waste of your time", something like that
> I have seen families with literal fat bellied starving children waste money on the most frivolous shit.
I don't know anything about Liberia culture but maybe the dumb wigs are like a status symbol? In America the way you get a job interview is you get a suit. Nobody wants to hire someone who looks like they need the money, it's sad but that's how life works. So yeah if a homeless guy spends his last $550 at SuitSupply instead of baby formula, you can judge and judge, but he's probably thinking his baby is dying either way so maybe he'd better at least ace that interview. I imagine you can't directly apply that concept to Liberians because they probably don't have like, HR departments and stuff, but what I'm saying is, "looking bad to the community" is probably about more than just feeling "cool"

>>9940131
>2. It's entirely underdeveloped
It literally is.

>>9947619
>Johanesburg
>Devleoped

>>9947619
>Johannesburg
Yeah, nah.

>>9946130
This, Zandspruit is a sad example of this

>>9946321
You do not live in Liberia

>>9951224
holy fucking shit what the fuck

>>9951099
It's lemon

What happened to the other pizza thread?

>>9946117
It's more than likely stuffed you fucking spastic

>>9951113
Depends on the person's reason for going vegetarian, just like how there are some "vegetarians" that eat fish. Spell check doesn't even recognize the word pescatarian so get the fuck out of here with that noise.

>>9939994
This is what you get when you order a 'za in 'go.

>>9946724
Amerilard spotted

>>9954321
that kind of reddit name use needs to stay on reddit
I bet you have a PM_YOUR account

>>9954321
a true amerilard would love a nice big pizza with nothing but mozzarella and pepperoni on it. I'm not sure what you think amerilards are but we do like food, that's what makes us so fat.

>>9950841
...what the actual fuck?

>>9954670
THIS

we're on 4chan, we do not forgive, we do not forget!

>9954731
I'm not smart enough or retarded enough to know what you intended with this post.

>>9950841

>>9939994
what do you get when you order a royale with cheese

>>9951186
Lecturing a professional in the field actually working in a foreign country giving aid about how they should give aid.

Dunning-Kruger effect - In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority derives from the metacognitive inability of low-ability persons to recognize their own ineptitude; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.[1]

>>9941974
I wanna see a burger made with that

>>9950914
Eating insects probably is more sustainable. If there were restaurants near me that made appetizing insect dishes, I'd try it. I hear it tastes like shrimp

>>9941974
the end always gets me, dude puts the burger in his mouth and immediately spits it out right before the camera cuts

>>9951224
Source: LiveJournal

Cool story tho, I was on the edge of my seat

>>9940005
>one privileged person lives a privileged life
>duhhh they all must live like this

>>9955978
Sweet child. It's not "lecturing", it's asking very reasonable questions.

Here's a super secret grownup pro-tip: many "professionals" are either bullshitting or doing stuff by the seat of their pants a significant percent of the time. The larger the organization and the more abstract the product, the higher that percent. A competent professional knows when and how to call out other professionals in a way that doesn't cause anyone to lose face, while also preventing oneself from losing face.

>>9954742
t.swedistani

>>9950841
More swedish za

>>9961999
wtf

>>9941895
Lol.
Just take Italian and French cooking alone and it's already fucking the entire USA "gastronomy".

>>9940131

Its not underdeveloped. Small parts were developed, and the natives are living in their ruins. Its undeveloped.

>>9961999
looks good desu

>>9954321
It literally is a New York inspired pizza. Stay fucking obsessed.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187443-d2520193-Reviews-Slice_of_New_York_Pizza-Seville_Province_of_Seville_Andalucia.html

>>9944203
Chicago

>>9941974
what is this called?

>>9946030
Why?!

>>9963212
He fell for the ass meme

>>9961999
Like, is this an actual thing on the menu? A pizza with french fries and a garden salad dumped on top of it?

>>9963728
ye its usually called speciality + name of pizzeria

Rate my pies anons?

>>9951203
have u ever been to Africa m8

>>9944203
Los Angeles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fsfwo6R-Y

>>9963797

we call this the "standard works" here. pepperoni (or another meat) mushroom, onion, and green pepper. I often include some olives

>>9963804
here's a triple. yeah there is flour on the counter

shot with potato camera

>>9963797
>>9963804
>>9963816
>>9963822
Looks OK. I'd eat it.

>>9945840
Addis has godawful smog and shitty food but is pretty good, low crime, so I have to agree