/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The stupid ones do.

>>9936028
What's wrong with it?

>>9936038
this post can't be geniune

>>9936028
don't have much experience in dumpster diving but ill take your word for it

>>9936028
yes, every morning i wake up i do this. you fucking idiot. you posted another HUR DUR AMERICAN DO DIS?! time to go literally waste the rest of your day. Funny thing is i know and everyone els eon this board knows people like you have no family and no one who gives a shit about you. you literally spent all holiday seasons alone or with your single mother. Happy new years needle dick

>>9936028
Yeah a lot of Americans do this. It's mostly a sign of a decreasing living standard. A lot of parts of the USA are already third world, and these are just the results.

>>9936041
Please explain.

C A P T I V A T E D

>>9936068
it's unimaginable for people from the civilized world that you would want to do this. Spring onions cost literally nothing!

>>9936058
Is this how Europeans roleplay?

>>9936092
They are ornamental you jackass

>>9936103
This is a blue board. Please just use the term Asian.

>>9936038
Basically the green onion will grow, but it won't be fed any nutrients so it ends up with less and less flavor

>>9936092
You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded. Sometimes people like to try new things. Of course being the faggot that you are you wouldn't comprehend such things. I hope you choke to death on your next cock.

>>9936103
>ornamental onions
I guess this is what life is like in a trailer park.

>>9936028
Its dumb to put them in water. They get slimey and gross. I do however plant them in soil if i dont use a whole pack. They stay fresh and grow if you leave them long enough.

>>9936112
But tap water has nutrients. Calcium, Magnesium, etc.

>>9936103
Also very much a sign of increasing poverty.

>>9936129
Plus its nice to have onions right outside when you forget to buy more. They require practically no attention. Those fuckers like to live.

>>9936113
Spotted the trailer park trash that can't afford to buy spring onions (for ornamental reasons of course!).

>>9936052
/thread

>>9936154
USA USA USA USA USA

Do Americans really do this?

>>9936129
so basically you spend a fortune on adequate soil, then the whole setup takes shitload of living space for months just so you could pick up a new and exciting green onion instead of just buying a lbs for 5 cents?

what a fucking moron, have a look everyone

I just like growing plants, what's wrong with that?

>>9936177
nothing, it's cute and it shows your autism. it won't get you laid, unlike making killer crepe suzette to a lady after you cook her a nice dinner.

I do this and plant them all over my backyard to keep insects away from my weed

>>9936171
Americans have so much property that many of us have soil and gardens in our yards already, yuropoor/metrocuck. It's as simple as going outside in the fresh air and putting the root in the dirt.

>>9936171
Nigger I have 5 acres. I can spare a few extra square feet to stick some unused onions or garlic bulbs in. The soil is fine unadulterated as well.

>>9936207

Can I move to your country and live on your land? I promise to defend it's borders and soil with my life and I'm quite adept at burying myself to escape legal authorities.

>>9936171
>Spend a fortune on soil
Do eurocucks not have land?

>>9936231
No, the state owns everything.

>>9936231
They do but it's all shaded by a forest of Minarets.

>>9936052
>els eon
Stopped reading there.

>>9936183
being called cute is enough for me :3

>>9936207
>unadulterated
Just like your tap water is unadulterated but full of lead and you have nuclear waste buried underneath schools which gives your children cancer. Land of the brave home of the free.

>>9936028
>That name, that decent room.
Troll thread

>>9936241
>autist detected

>>9936254
Yeah, the question is, why do all the Cletus' in here defend her?

>>9936112
There's nutrients in tap water... And even if there weren't, it'd be hilariously cheap to just dissolve a daily mineral supplement in some water.

>>9936255
>Using 4chan buzzwords inappropriately
You have to go back
>Needle dick
or just let puberty finish it's course.

>>9936270
is Cletus really the most common name in /ck/ as /pol/ always say?

>>9936284
I think so. Can't we range ban all the dumb flyovers?

>>9936249
Got a source for any of those bold claims, Ahmad?

Of course you don't but I always like to confront scurrilous liars; they always think they can get away with it.

>>9936284
>as /pol/ always say
You're conflating redditors with /pol/, anon. Only soy-infused cosmopolitan liberals from Reddit turn everything into "everyone who doesnt agree with me is a flyover redneck named cletus"

>>9936166
>yuropoors will never experience space

>>9936294
love your spacing, redditor

>>9936313
>m-muh spacing
Not an argument. You're the one who hates Americans and anything not decidedly leftist/postmodern. That's why you have such a disgust for gardening; soymales like you dread getting your hand dirty.

>>9936171
i dont use pesticides for one

and number 2, my wife gets randy when she sees it growing

>>9936304
>No European has ever been to space
>European technology wasn't used to gain space flight
>European scientists didn't invent the V2
>European scientists didn't lead the American space program

>>9936327
1488 quit projecting

>>9936343
>>No European has ever been to space
european literally did the most awesome space thing any human ever achieved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtvDA0W34I

>>9936346
>quit projecting
>>says the soypinionated redditor who complains about redditspacing

>>9936171
Wew lad.
You dont need fancy soil. I usually have potting soil laying around.
I have a large planter on my front porch that has been mostly unoccupied for some time. I throw them in that. This post is by far the most effort i have put into green onions.

>>9936166
>>9936304
>>9936343
>>9936359
it's embarrassing to watch people interact

>>9936364
I blame liberals and anyone who isn't american. If you disagree you probably enjoy watching nonwhite men fuck your wife.

>>9936028
I did this but after mine rooted, I planted it in a pot and I keep it in the window. I didn't know I could do it with celery, though.

>>9936369
I dont get the last part, why do they have to be nonwhite.

gardening is comfy

>>9936378
I dont ask why special ed kids eat crayons; similarly I dont ask why leftists and europeans insist on nonwhites for their cuckolding fetish

>>9936369
you're also embarrassing to watch
>>9936378
because /pol/ buzzwords duh

>>9936378
Letting a black african guy impregnate your white american wife is the last step of evolution before transcending to a state of disembodied consciousness.

>>9936404
>lowercaseposting
>appeal to popularity/attempt at alinskyesque shaming
Shoo shoo, reddit

>>9936407
the disemboidied consciouness when i blow out my brains if this ever happens to me

>>9936414
are you making words up

>>9936392
t. 56

>>9936416
If you dont let it happen you will never be free from the deeply engrained inhumanity, the darkness, the pure murderous disgusting evil of being born white.
Jamal needs to fuck your wife and you, YOU need to raise that child. We must atone.

>>9936422
The soyboy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a leftist, parasite, redditor, marxist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a soyboy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>>/r/eddit

>>9936428
>the reddit meme

>>9936433
my wife is my high school sweetheart tho

>>9936112

How is it growing and becoming long and green without any nutrients?

>>9936112

There's nutrients in the white base. The second sprout wont be quite as hardy as the original, and by the third it will be pretty much shit. Still, I see nothing wrong with doing this. Just change the water daily.

>>9936454
Magic

>>9936092
Yeah? But if you can regrow them, you can save the little extra money for some swishas and roll up. Every penny saved is a penny earned, nigger.

>>9936435
in a month the word "soyboy" isn't even going to be in your vocabulary anymore, you'll just be parroting something else that /pol/ taught you

>>9936478
>people screeching about /pol/ on fucking 4chan of all places

This is how I know this place is becoming Reddit

>>9936478
yeah, its getting pretty tiring watching the retards from /pol/ or whoever authorizes this shit change their insults from numale to cuck to soyboy. whatever comes next will be just as retarded im sure

>>9936500
t. numale soyboy cuck

>>9936359
that isn't space, that's the upper atmosphere
the same place the russians ultimately got

only america has made it to deep space and broken free of earths gravitational pull

>>9936490
Hey, reddit!

>>9936490
Fuck off, he's right. /pol/tards are to to /pol/ as fast food posters and appliance posters are to /ck/.
And what is a /pol/tard? They're propaganda spouting parrots that think speaking the same way as the others is the same as having the same interests, when about 90% of them couldn't carry a conversation with someone who visits and contributes to /pol/ discussions with the same level of interest and knowledge that some of the /ck/ and /fit/ posters do. They're just kids. Very dumb kids. Most kids are. It's the fear of them staying that way forever is what scares me really. Gotta work with them.

Soyboys come from /fit/, they're milk drinkers. Move on. Insults will always exist.

>>9936478
Only soyboys get triggered by that word. It wouldn't bother you if it didn't hit so close to home :^)

>>9936594
>this post defines me completely

>>9936567

>only america has made it to deep space and broken free of earths gravitational pull

Does the moon orbit the earth? its's very much still in earth's gravity well you idiot.

>tired of redditors who keep posting "muh flyover" memes
>tired of /pol/acks who keep posting "muh soyboy" memes
>just want to post about fucking beef jerky

>>9936171
>a fortune on soil.

This is bait right?

>>9936477
this desu

>>9936626
>>9936594
you probably live in a flyover huh soyboy

>>9936477
What's money if i dont use it though.

>>9936635
>lowercaseposting
>eschewing all punctuation in an e.e.-cummings-like postmodern fashion
The truest sign of a bugman, right after redditspacing.

>>9936294
>Got a source for any of those bold claims, Ahmad?
First of all, Bob, all you have to is literally Google "nuclear waste buried underneath school" and you'll see plenty of news articles. Not only that but there are cases of this throughout the US. Also Google toxic waste near schools for further proof. Flint Michigan should get an honorary mention in this because they were literally drinking poisoned water.

It's like your totally unaware of the amount of horrible contamination happening here on a daily basis. Military bases are also full of incidents of throwing their toxic waste in rivers and streams. But go ahead and be ignorant if it makes you able to sleep at night.

>>9936626
/ck/ would benefit greatly from a QTDDTOT
General Gerky discussions would be posted there, and then if it's popular, maybe a Dehydrating General. maybe the mods will look kindly upon us. Lol

>>9936670
So you've got no sources, then? How embarrassing.

>>9936675
Atleast I'm not a soygoy like you. All that soy is making you a retarded unaware social pawn, I'm sure you're plenty happy as long as you have Micky Dees and soda.

>>9936112
Can I add some shit like egg shells and leaves to the water ?

>>9936691
>shifting the goalposts
How embarrassing. You couldn't provide a modicum of evidence to back up your original claims so now you're just shifting the frame to try and save face.

>>9936647
>not choosing and changing your typing style deliberately to fish for a specific response

>>9936670
Why are superfund sites even allowed in America. What the fuck.

>>9936691
Nigga there have been people like since the dawn of internet. You aren't even a blip on our radar.

>>9936725
It's not your fault you're the product of the public school system and you think you're smart, so sad. Educated people know about these things because we are taught about them at a young age, because we should care about our future. It's okay Cleetus, just eat your McDonald's and be happy in your ignorance.

Having to cite sources about this would be like having to cite a source on basic addition.

>>9936762
>>9936725
Nobody wins, I can tell you now.
Might as well put this kind of effort into posting in other thread.

>>9936028
The only reason i can really see to do this is because it lets you grow really thick ones which american grocery stores don't ever seem to sell. It's nice to be able to use a substantial amount of the white part sliced in a dish.

>>9936638
You are using it you fantastically retarded motherfucker, just not on onions.

>>9936671

Fuck off. Generals are the worst thing to have happened to /ck/.

>>9936706
Asking the real questions

It says /ck/ but the posts all scream /pol/. Am I suddenly dyslexic?

>>9936898

>tl;dr trump killed 4chan

am i really the only one to notice labrunhilda? what the fuck america?

>>9936647
the inability to break from proper grammar is a telltale sign of autism

>>9936927

Writing like you do is a telltale sign of being a child who learned to write on a smart phone, and probably is't old enough to be posting here.

>>9936592
hey, soyboy!

>>9936935
seems like you need your phones' autocorrect bub

>>9937001

I only have one phone.

>>9936905
DRUMP FPHRPUMP

TWO SCOOPS

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>9936706
>>9936876
As someone who has sprouted potatoes (before replanting obviously), what DOES happen when you add things normally composted to freshly changed water?

There is some satisfaction to doing things yourself instead of buying unripe produce from California that has little flavor, and utilizing what you have to create superior-quality products at home. This is not the sign of a decaying state (though it likely is decaying), but a sign of personal independence and responsibility.

>>9936249
>nuclear waste buried underneath schools which gives your children cancer

literally only happened three times

>>9936129
>>9936148
This.

>>9936171
You deserve a public flogging for being so arrogant, stupid, and wasteful.

>>9936369
You should remove yourself from your basement "stronghold", and go outside and get some vitamin D, fucking weirdo.

>>9936171

This. A farm is a million times more efficient than your stupid yard plot.

>>9936028
So you're telling me I can't grow vegetables on my own and save a shitload of money, but im supposed to go outside and spend money on shitty handled food

We never have done this.
I eat the bulbs with eggs or a burger.

>>9936706
mmmm nothing like mold-water, regrown, flavorless green onions! yum!

>>9936706
Just plant them for fucks sake

>>9937628
>i live on a 1/2 acre lot in the shitass suburban land of corporate pillaging which can produce enough vegetables organically to feed a family of 4.
>a better idea is to plant a worthless resource intensive grass that I have to drench with pesticides, herbicides and fungicides because monsanto told me I'm a failure if I don't match their aesthetic and Mrs. Jones, next door might wrinkle her eyebrows.

There are words to describe your thought process, but I suspect you know them already.

>>9936706
You no that glass cup you want so badly to put those green onions and water into?
PUT
FUCKING
DIRT
IN IT!
Why do people pretend that dirt is harder to accomplish than water? Its ok to have potted plants indoors. You dont need to use just water.

>>9937873

read it in his voice

>>9936028
>americans
>vegetables
fake news

>>9936143
It's a good thing that the poors are trying to save money instead of wasting their money on things that only well-off people should buy,like the lastest iPhone

why is this thread here

why does it have over 100 replies

which thread died because it was made

>>9937874

IN HIS TIMS, NIGGA! IN HIS TIMS!

>>9936624
Nah, the earth is in it's gravity well.

>>9937912
This is /ck/. Whatever thread died, deserved it.

>>9937628
What's the difference besides size of operation exactly?
Oh,wait you don't know Shit because you've never stepped foot outside your urban shit hole.

>>9937628
>have an unoccupied pot outside your house
>put some onions in it
>eurospergs start ranting about how you spent all kinds of money
What the fuck is going on in europe? Holy shit.

>>9936171
Uhm Im an american and have tomatoes potatoes onions and cabbage in a small side garden that takes up about 7square feet... Don't need to do leeks or greenonion because they grow naturally in droves behind my house.

Sorry europe is so fucked up...
Do you need to renew your garden license every year? Or is it a one time thing.

>>9936138
And nutritious fluoride

>>9938399
A 7 square foot garden? Are you in jail?

>>9938399
>garden license
I wanted to laugh but that seems like it may be a real thing in europe.
Are you legally allowed to cut your own veggies over there?

>>9938424
You do understand that 7sq/ft is 49 actually feet right? How much land do you think you need to farm enough minor crops for two people?...

>>9938437
You can but you must attend 6 months of cooking lessons and keep your knife at your nearest restaurant in a safe.

>>9938492
I knew it!

>>9938437

Certainly not with a knife.

>>9938504
I'm not even sure if they can type that word anon.

>>9936038
it gets slimey

>>9936028
Gee, Bill... How come your mom lets you troll Americans?

>>9936706
dude

>>9936052
pasta?

>>9936343
Russians have been to space. And they aren't even Yurocucks, they're technically Asians. The "without yurop America would have never been to space thing is true, but it was thanks to nazi scientists, not britbongs.

>>9936463
>white base

I eat the white bit and only a small amount of the green part????

>>9936028
> Labrunhilda Burris-Jackson

>>9938957
I can't believe you're the first person to post this in the 11hrs this thread has existed. She must be an officer in the dindu-wermacht 2nd battalion of food bloggers.

i make six figures and i do this

any questions?

>>9938978
The cents don't count as two figures you know.

>>9938976
Heil LeDarius

>>9939007
yeah, otherwise i would've said eight

>>9938976
Just so you guys know /leftypol/ is apparently raiding the whole site../his/ and /k/ all have bullshit tranny commie thread battles going, /pol/ is always being raided, i hoped /ck/ was safe. I always leave my politics out of other boards, guess those tards refuse to.

>>9939024
>MUH LEFTYPOL
no one here cares
please return to Reddit and take the commies with you

>>9936414
Based

>>9936028
It goes really well with that house and there is a surge in reusing things. I don't know if it's just me but I feel giddy whenever I think about salvaging things, like metal or plants.

>>9936218
hahahah burying myself? what grows if we forget to dig you up?
>>9936028
seriously. i cut my green onions off well above the white part and drop them into a coffee mug with some water and use them again later once theyve grown. if it's too much effort for you, then i'm sure driving to the grocery store or getting on public transport is way more satisfying.
please stop posting inflammatory shit just for (you)s

>>9936028
because they are stupid. next case

>>9936092

>having $.99
>not having $.99

Hmmm........

>>9936038
It's fucking 2 bundles for a dollar just buy new ones.

>>9936670
>Flint Michigan should get an honorary mention in this because they were literally drinking poisoned water.
Lol this dude doesn't realize it's a long term plan to finally solve America's greatest crisis

>>9938756
>Russia isn’t in Europe
American education at it best.

>>9938466
That's not how areas work. If you have 7 square feet you have 7 square feet, roughly a 2.5x2.5 feet square.

>be German
>wake up at five am after my 14 hour job at the mosque toilets to pray to Allah
>faint from exhaustion, imaam catches me and reduced my pay to zero
>forced to plant vegetables so I don't starve
>German state catches wind of this, fines me for 50k

>>9936249
that's literally 1 city run by shitheads who can't even manage to run a fucking utility company

>>9938756
>>9940846
If you want to draw a goddamned vertical line between the poles across the curvature, yeah Russia is Asian. Culturally it is more European, and that was re-enforced by Catherine the great who wanted to be more like the west so much that she lost troops catastrophically in a conflict they aren't involved in, hoping to gain stronger ties to "allies".

Read a fucking book, or just skim through "The Magical Chorus" by 'Volkov' if you want a brief but accurate and amusing crash course on a few centuries of Russia.

>>9942021
Niggah, it was Peter the Great who really brought european culture to the asian slavs, not Catherine the Lesbian.

>>9936028
Why the hell not

>>9940601
He doesn't even realize its because niggers were in charge of it lol.

>>9936171
It costs the equivalent of 5 dollars here in switzerland for 100gr.

Feels bad man.

>>9942803
What the actual fuck? Go look again cause I might just start exporting soil if this is true.

>>9936272
But no one is doing a small-scale aquaponics operation on their kitchens, they are just treating their food as if they were flowers

>>9937628
Every speck of dirt that is not being used to grow plants is a waste of space

>>9941447
Lol this butthurt