/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9930567
>red
>underrated
If anything it's majorly overrated.

Pic related here is the truly best undarrated sip.

>>9930567
>Ultra Red is a sip
Anon, I .......

>>9930577
Orange tastes a bit weak to me, but still way better than black.

>>9930567
>GENERAL

>>9930577

Orange sips are exclusively a morning sip for me. Perfect on an early Saturday or Sunday morning. Drinking it post-noon completely ruins it for me.

>>9930567
white Sip masterrace

>>9930577
Had one yesterday, it sucked.

This, on the other hand, was delicious.

Fuck off.

>>9930583
A bit racist if you ask me

>tastes 10x better than sips
>but filled with sugars and calories
always a tough choice when I reach the energy drink section, how do I stop succumbing to the evil sugary juden?

>>9932010
strength of will bro

the patrician sip

>>9931977
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9931977
t. redbully

nothin like the first S I P of the day

>>9932039

Not a sip

>>9932166
you're correct
it's better than a sip

>>9930567
I have respect for all sips, but i have a strong opinion that black's taste is only understood by the truest of patricians

>>9930578
it's a sip by definition you retard

tried some of this today and it was unironically pretty good

>>9930577
>>9931973
Orange and purple are the best

Just got into work for a 16 hour shift because some asshole called out. I have a coffee and a monster - should I start with the monster and top it off with the coffee later, or sip at the coffee and then go with the monster to pick me back up at the end?

How do you fucking ingrates have entire threads for this shit? There's like 5 flavors, they're all full of aspartame and taste like shit, and you all have high blood pressure. What more is there to fuckin discuss? Do you just repeat SIP SIP SIP SIP all fucking day?

>>9933502
I'm pretty sure it's just one douchey guy that keeps making these threads. You can tell he samefags just from the way the turd writes his posts.
Newfags take part because they don't know any better.

>>9933486
You know what they say. Sip before java, shit hot lava. Java before sip, let ‘er rip.

>>9933502
>>9933524
>five flavors
>aspartame
>samefagging
Hey newfags. Have a sip and see.

>>9933524
>27 replies
>23 posters
>just one douchey guy
Redbully get out

>>9933565
Oh oh I'm sorry, SEVEN flavors!

>>9933558
Who is 'they?' I've never heard of this.

All of the weird fucking "ultra" sips are for degenerates. I prefer original or that rad ass raspberry tea sip. Occasionally one of those mango ones.

>>9933326
I can't drink them anymore
I had a mean bean after not having one for months and it was way too sweet
The Starbucks Double Cuck's Mexican Mocha got the better of me

>>9933618
Many people are saying this.

>>9933620
Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy

>>9933666
>Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy
There he is! Hi, samefag!

>>9933714
Hey lil buddy, just a heads up you have to be 18 to post here.

>>9933729
Please, keep the spongebob, seinfeld and simpsons pictures coming, they are so funny and original.

>>9933714
Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy

>>9933732
Can do my buddy of lil stature

>>9933714
>people on 4chan repeating phrases
Nothin personnel kid

>>9933714
>babby’s first glimpse of mimesis

holy kek monsterfags literally on damage control

>>9933714
Lil buddy:

I regret to inform you that you must be at least 18 years of age to post on this board. Please refrain from any further posting on this board until you have reached such age.

Regards,

Anon

monsterfags are so easily triggered

>>9933749
>>9933757
S E E T H I N G

>>9933762
I can tell, I mean you replied 6 times faggot

>>9933757
>preposterous statement
>logical response
>”heh, triggered”

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>9933864
teach me the sip, master

>>9933935
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

*blocks your path*

>>9930577
i didnt like orange, white sip still best sip

anyone have the praljak edit?

>>9934093
I have the wojak fwiw

>>9933987
>screenshot

Anyone else try the sugar free original Monster flavor sips? I quite liked it.

What is this SIP meme, I see it everywhere but I don’t get it.

>>9934361
Absolute zero?

>>9934395
>I don’t get it
That’s because you haven’t tried
>that first sip

>>9934417
But seriously, is it actually supposed to be good? I’ve tried every flavour (green, blue, orange, etc, even that yellow one that is supposedly rare, or is that another me) nd they are alright at best

>>9934395
because there's nothing to "get," it's just pure cancer

>>9934395
It's ironic funposting Anon, no need to read too much into it. Started off as a /fit/ meme because zero cal energy drinks make good pre workout beverages.

>>9932263
Define sip

>>9934395
It's basically one gigantic faggot who probably works for monster but acts "ironic" about it to get away with it. The memes are unfunny garbage because it's (((ironic))) viral marketing.
Every time the thread is on page 10 the obvious samefaggot bumps it back with yet another shitty picture from the Simpsons or Seinfeld with a can of monster shopped in.

It's a forced meme that nobody likes anymore. It's best to not take part in these threads or encourage this cancer that is ruining what used to be a good board.

>>9934537

>t. non-sipper

>>9934537
he says while bumping the thread

>>9934535
monster zero ultras

>>9930567
h'white is not welcome

Imagine being a non sipper in the year of our Lord 2018

>>9934358
It's an easy way to crop my huge resolution.

RIP sip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42567638
Waitrose bans sale of high-caffeine energy drinks to under-16s

>>9935135
>not becoming a sip dealer

>>9935135
imagine living in such a shitty police state like 'great' shitain

>>9933565
>tfw can only get orange and white sips in straya
Am I missing out on much?

>>9935135
>being under the age of 16

>>9933502
>muh aspartame boogeyman

>>9930567
> Starting the thread off with the worst sip.
Oh wow, if i were to an honest individual, for myself, too the benefit of all my detractors and the fans, it would have to be the red sippy that I admit to being poopoo.
What a sin.

I'm glad I found sone people like me on this website! What middle school do you guys go to? It's super lame we can't buy beer but monster™ is like the next best thing I guess right? I love that killer monster™ buzz!

>>9933502
It's a paid advertisment thread, that's the answer.

>>9932263
The definition of a sip is Monster Ultra Zero.
Anything else isn’t a sip.

Shitpostin in a shill thread with stimulating nootropic tobacco

>>9935807
and that is Monster Energy Zero Ultra Red you dummy

>>9935877
I haven't smoked in months ooh boyyyy this is a test

>>9935804
OK then I’ll say you’re a paid Red Bull shill. Prove me wrong.

>>9935804
>posting unsubstantiated and unprovable bullshit on the internet because you’re a newfag

>>9936259
unlike your paid post, I made no reference to the nasty product you think I'm shilling.

>>9936329
I don’t think you’re shilling anything because that’s absurd and inconsistent with a history of satirical shilling memes. I was pointing out how easy it is on an anonymous board to make claims that are impervious to disproof.

>>9936608
>history of satirical shilling memes
Do you see a "Mcchicken General" thread up at all times on this board?
"Satirical shilling" and this bullshit are not even comparable, fucking idiot.

Traveling the world, one SIP at a time. Got this fella in Prague. Tastes pretty fucking good desu, one of the best I've had. We mixed it with some pear fernet stock, and it really came in to its own.

I sure hope some of you people are applying to janitor positions so we can finally get rid of this 24/7 advertisement

>>9932089
BallersBlend
2017 world champion

Who's it gonna be this year, lads?

>>9936699
NOT A /SIP/ GTFO, THIS THREAD IS FOR MONSTER ENERGY™ ONLY.

When's Monster gonna get an F1 team?

>>9935135
No on on 4chan is younger than 18, the rules are clear

>>9936716
Agreed, was thinking the same thing when I saw that.

>>9936699
Which other rare international sips have you sipped?

>>9934537
Non shill /Sip/ here
My dad drinks the BIG sip every day, he's gotta work hard. One day I'll be that cool.

>>9936719

Never you fucking kike

>>9930567
Why do haters always bump and increase the number of replies to threads they hate?

>>9936742
There is a monster M on the world champions helmet btw :^)

>>9936718
Nice sperging false flag, redbully

>>9936631
There's no "McChicken General" because (1) it didn't have a bunch of images that people saved and reposted, or (2) a variety of flavors that appeals to a collector's impulse, or (3) the sort of backlash you're providing that unwittingly sustains the shitposting. You're stupid for not realizing #3, but that's nothing extraordinary. What's extraordinarily stupid is sincerely thinking this stuff is advertisement.

>>9936718
Wow rude Monster fag. Proof that that stuff is too harsh.

>>9936631
We do it for your salt, almost exclisively
>When you go for a SIP
>But it's actually Chowdah
Has this happened to anyone else?

>>9936761
And now you samefag, what a loser

>>9936760
Someone on /fit/ posted a pretty thorough analysis of how retarded it is to believe monster is actually shilling on 4chan. I have a screenshot somewhere. I'll look for it.

>>9936770
Nuh Uh

>>9936781
>>9936718
>>9936761
Yeah huh

>>9936771
I'll be honest I'm bored of this thread and will never ever return. The 8 posts I made were fun, I will never forget you /SIP/. I bet someone that works for monster is here.

>>9936791
I can do this all day

>>9936760
Sure thing, damage control.

>>9936795
>2 (you)s from three different posts
>nope not samefagging at all!
Eat a bag of dicks

>>9936799
Samefagging is replying to your own posts...

>>9936799
holy shit you're retarded

>>9936799
Take a sip, you're brain is running too slow

>>9936771
This?

>>9936797
Yeah responding to an argument is a classic sign of damage control. Shill fuckin confirmed.

>>9936820
Fukken saved

I sipped on a ultra black today for the first time that shit is cash senpai

>>9936826
me in a couple years

Why are there so many people who feel the need to counter shill and yell about it?
>implying /sip/ lads don't exist in the wild

>>9936820
Yeah because viral marketing has never ever happened on 4chan lol that's just ridiculous.

>>9936826
Please ask for my permission before posting photos of me on the internet

>>9936857
Yeah it's underrated. I think it's best out of a glass instead of straight from the can, fyi.

>>9936889
That looks like a fucking Honeypot
Regardless, shit like that doesn't happen here, except for the ironic
>tfw 2 for $4

>>9936889
But that just makes sense. /v/ is a much higher traffic board than /ck/ or even /fit/ (almost 10x as many posts as /fit/), it's the EXACT target market, and it's legit promotional content instead of a bunch of lo-fi quasi-vaporwave images and memed phrases. Nothin personnel kid.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9936965
Whatever you say, faggot

>>9936916
And the pasta is fucking ridiculous and transparently fake (traffic sucks lol). You have to think monster is playing 5d interstellar backgammon to believe it's real.

>>9936978
Yeah wow no one has ever posted this in a sip thread. Cracked the fuckin code dude. The shills are scattering like roaches.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

The Frugal Sip.

>>9936965
>>9936991
and here's the assblasted samefag that lives in these threads

>>9937011
And here's someone who is unfamiliar with the meaning of the word samefag. Posting more than once in a thread is not samefagging.

>>9937082
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>9932010
same here dude relentless is the best tasting energy drink ever i cant stop fucking chugging it man

>that first sip of the day

>>9937137
wow excellent post the best I've ever seen! Great OC absolutely riveting thanks so much for posting

>>9937137
That's a nice shot anon, but I have to say for me it's Ultra Zero Citron™, the best /sip/

>>9936902
I'll try that out thanx

Anyone else riding the dragon?

Does sipping make your cummies taste better? Pretty sure I heard somewhere citric acid helps with taste and if so I'd like to petition Monster to list this as a health benefit on the can.

>>9937162
Thanks!

S I P B O Y S

>>9937137
>that first sip of the day

>>9935877
Fuck meeee, why is this delicious cigarrette in this thread? Im on day 5.

>>9937171
No question. We done run out of yellows here in the states though.

>>9937658
Check your local big lots my nig

how's gfuel? trying to find some new sugar free drinks

Boys, my boys. Its 8 pm here and I want to SIP. I have to wait for the morning tho. I just put one in the fridge so it'll be frosty. White and black are best sips.

Can someone explaim to me how SIPs are better for you then coffee non-SIP fags are bullying me

>>9937818
>white and black sips
Truly classic sips. The gentleman’s sips.

>>9937896

>>9937896

>>9937896
What everyone else has said, plus sips won’t stain your teeth. It’s also a smoother caffeine buzz.

>>9936799
>>9937011
Look up the meaning of the word “samefag” you absolute fucking dunce

Who be up at peak sip hours?

>>9939229
Real sip boys don’t sleep

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9937899
They reflect the duality of man

*blocks your path*

>>9940193
Can confirm. Bang energy drinks are god tier sugar free sips.

The only place that carries them is 40 miles from me. I always stop when traveling that way.

does anyone else dehydrate themselves just for the perfect sip?

Im on this right now since one of my new years resolutions was to save money and its so much cheaper. Its weaker and not as good as /sip/ but im experimenting mixing the flavors and also using other cans of flavored seltzer water as a base. Its not bad really.

>>9936734
Had a really good root beer one in Canada with a beaver on it. Some polish one I can't remember the name of. It's Black Energy a rare sip? I'm in Germany next, I'll see what they've got there.

Mixed that Czech one with some pear fernet stock and it was bloody lovely. The bitters of the fernet stock really cut through some of the sweetness.

Coca Cola here again, a few new items coming out this quarter. A few new package options as well.

>>9940330
These are two new flavors to the Hydro line, not sure this branch will make it though. We started strong, but then had supply issues and really couldn't recover.

Other news includes a 24oz Ultra violet (mega line) and a 4pk of ultra violet. Not big news, but just more variety I guess. Green Tea Rehab is still in the mix, but I am thinking it will be at least summer before this gets any serious consideration.

We have some coffee brands coming out, but this isn't your guys interest.

>>9935135
>implying under 16 year olds can even appreciate let alone comprehend a good sip

>>9935394
White sip has become my favorite, no sugar no calories but taste good

>>9933502
>>9933524

I'm not even from ck and I can see you're just shitting up the thread.

If anon wants to talk about 5 drinks, let him, it's /ck/ related and you're acting like this is Reddit.

Good morning fellow sippers

cheapest way to acquire sips online? they're 3 dollars a piece from the vending machine where I work and I buy at least two (2) during a 12 hour shift

>>9940991
Amazon my man

>>9940330
>>9940342
Thanks as always. This is why I come to the sip threads.

>>9940342
>24oz Ultra violet
Y E S

>>9940330
why aren’t they making more sugar free products for me reeee

>>9942358
It has been in the plans for a while, just waiting to launch.

>>9941668
Your welcome, I am glad I can spread a bit of knowledge from my small corner of the world.

>>9942362
I dont know why we dont push more sugar free stuff, our ultra zero is a giant. Absolute zero is out there but not a great seller. I will look at the portfolio and upcoming launches to see if anything is in the works that I missed.

>>9942553
ULTRA GREEN PLEEEEEEEASE

>>9930567
Lads
Im a traitor
I was a die hard monster guy for years, but ive recently converted to rockstar. They are cheaper and have better flavors. Rip my soul.

>>9942923
Thou art hereby shunned.

>>9942923
i actually think the blue 3 from the top left is really good and really different

>>9942553
The shilling is real

>>9942989
All im saying is try it.
>>9943052
Funny enough thats the only one ive never had, plus that discontinued pink one.

i thought /sip/ was for all energy drinks. why are monsterfags being so oppressive?

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>>9943139
Yet you still haven’t tried that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra.™ Get your head in the game bro! Try Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ today!

>>9943139
I suppose. Doesn't change the fact that I give everyone a little heads up on plans involving the brand.

ITT flaming faggots

>>9943261
>opens thread about energy drinks
>searches for homosexual subtext
>finds none
>calls everyone faggots
>closes thread
>squeezes additional finger into own ass

I stock Monster and I can tell you that white and green sell like wildfire in the area I stock for. We're always out of white and green, nobody really buys orange, red, purple, lo-carb, ultra zero, etc.

I haven't tasted all of them but green is still my favorite. I do like the pipeline pink flavor, though it is a bit sweet for my taste. I don't really drink energy drinks very often anyway, can't believe you guys drink them so much. Why do you need to drink energy drinks so often? Are you that sleep deprived? Or do you just not sleep at all due to work or something?

>>9943349
Im depressed and basically hate my life so im self medicating with huge amounts of caffeine.

>>9943356
So it's like your version of smoking, dipping, drugs, alcohol, etc?

>>9943362
100%. Im directionless atm and dont know what to do and its got me down in the dumps big time. I use dip/snus occasinaly but its been making me tired lately for some reason.

>>9933326
I've tried this one and the salted caramel ones. They're ok but not the best. They just taste overly sugary

>>9933326
>>9933653
>>9944066
I’ve seen this the last couple of times I’ve been in the midwest. It’s relatively low-sugar and it’s decent. I don’t touch the full sugar stuff.

>>9933653
That mexican mocha is ass, have you tried the white chocolate? Holy shit I could sip it all day

>>9944147
My girl loves the white chocolate ones, but Mexican mocha is the troof

>>9943356
Get therapy and meds and do it today.

tried ultra citron for the first time now
actually decent

You do buy your /SIP in large quantities, right?

>>9945674
>bulk buying soda
This is most American thing I’ve seen in a long time.

>>9945707
I don't get how this is American, why wouldn't you want your drinks at home?
t. not him and yuro

>>9944744
Sounds scary desu, also like a scam. Convince me otherwise or im sticking with sips.

>>9937896
Rely on outside marketing. SIPs are literally just Bai with caffeine, and Bai is sold as a healthy alternative to soda

>>9945910
america = quantity^3
hence
americans = fat^3

>>9946359
>what is economy of scale

This meme is retarded

>>9946438
>meme

>>9946438
>”””meme””””

>>9946500
>>9946686
thanks for proving my point. have another downvote

you won sipbois. I tried the white sip and it was good. Since then I've tried blue and red, but neither were quite there.

Has anyone tried pic related? Had one the other day and it was good, also
>cheaper than sips
>double the caffeine

>>9946978
>tfw Canadian ones are the regular amount of caffeine.
The flavour is nice, but I would rather have the Lemonade Recovery Rockstars.

>>9943052
Blue Rockstar is my all time favorite energy drink.

>>9947032
I like the lemonade one as well but
>>9946978
i think its god tier. I even like it better than the citron monster sip.
The Rockstar revolution is upon us.

>>9946923
>tfw there’s an orange sip out there just waiting to blow your heckin mind

>>9947086
I've seen it. I avoided it and purple since I figure that orange and grape flavors are overpowering. Will probably try citron next

WHO /sip and drive/ HERE

>>9947090
>Will probably try citron next
No you wont
>purple
it is very strong
>orange
Its just right

>>9947144
>No you wont
?

>>9947150
They were discontinued, good luck finding them

>>9947150
You need to pay closer attention to your memes, its been discontinued for weeks if not months now. If youre lucky enough to find a can then you need to cherish it cause its a dying breed.

>>9947163
>>9947164
I'm pretty sure I saw them at my locals. I'll take a pic, I guess, if I get my hands on one

>>9930567
Red sip is the sign of western civ failing

>>9947167
Lucky dude. Make sure it’s pic related and not the yellow juice stuff.

>tfw you liked yellow sips before stumbling upon this meme and now that they're dying out you'll never enjoy the fun dancing skeleton on the can again
why live

>>9947169
You shut your whore mouth, heretic

>>9947429
>>9947169
I think red is the most divisive sip. Half love it and half hate it.

>living in country where there are only beetus and white sips

>>9945674
I cant imagine how someone can be THIS gay

>>9948020
I cant imagine how someone can be THIS mad

>>9948020
Is this gay enough for you?

>that first sip of the day

I do not sip but I know sippers and I appreciate your sip threads, they brighten my day. Your threads are my sip.

I live in Seattle. Is there anyway for me to get the Citron flavor Monster?

Rockstars because muh 2 for 3.33 usds

>>9948215
Try one, theyre cheap
>>9948223
Read the thread man, its discontinued. If you find some youre lucky
>>9948224
Rockstar revolution charges on

>>9948224

I was the anon asking about them earlier. They're 2 for $3 where I'm at, so you really can't beat the price

I replace 2 meals a day with a can of sip.

I started out 93kg 2 months ago, now im 76kg

Thank you /sip/

Kiwi here. Do you guys have/have you ever had this one before?
It's like a passionfruit one or some shit.

>>9930567
What flavor is the red sip? If it's cranberry I'll definitely pick one up tomorrow.

>>9949867
It literally tastes like red. Its unique you just gotta try it, worst youre out 2 dollars.

>>9949867
It's one of those weird sickly energy drink tastes. It's too sticky sweet for me.

>>9949875
Fair point. I'm quite new to /sips/. I've only had white and blue so far.

>>9940193
>>9940215
These are real ones. BANG is the true king of sips has BCAA for gym days fucking delicious flavours and nutrients.

Monster is for normies and children. Every sip which isnt BANG looks and tastes like pic related.

>>9948068
If he knew about bang he could have left his humanity behind a long long time ago. Anyone have the virign sip vs the chad bang image?

Waiting for a case of white monster and cotton candy bang to come in the post rn

>>9945707
>soda
He doesn't know it has zero sugar
He doesn't know it has full days B vitamins
He doesn't know that all that power is contained a mere sip away.

>he doesn't keep a can next to the bed so when he wakes up he can be a god amongst've men

>>9951496
>>9951483
Bang is pretty good, but a much higher caffeine content and fewer vitamins. Also, all of the flavors I've tried, which is all except the new pear flavor I can't seem to find in stock, are more in your face and cloyingly sweet compared to a sip. Obviously taste is subjective but my preference is for sips.

What's you guys' favorite flavor of e-liquid to vape with that first sip of the day?

Also does anyone know if you can get /sip/ flavored liquid?

>coffee and cigarettes
2005 called, they want their vices back!

>>9951506
*amongst’d’ve

Fellow Leafs, Yellow Sip (silver top) on sale at Ontario Loblaws 2Leafbux each. My (lol) Ottawa store had 100+ cans

>>9951955
Closest I've seen to a sip flavor is mountain dew. It wasn't good.

>>9947164
Last of the Citron for the Kentucky/Indian/Tennessee region.

what should be the next monster sip flavor?

perrsonally I want some either grape or lime

>>9953022
F

>>9953057

>>9953069

didn't taste grape to me

anyway I didn't like it

>>9953022
Protect that shit like gold.
>>9953057
>lime
Yes, something green

>>9953121
Yeah, that's because grape is a shitty flavor

You guys seen the new orange pure zero Rockstar?
It was really nice, as is all but the red and white of the line

>>9953187
Ya its god tier
>red and white
Which one? pic?

>>9953199
Sorry for low quality but I'm lazy

>>9953210
Now we're enemies, that one good. DESU i like nearly all sips and cousin of sips though. The only ones i can think of off the top i dislike are the pina colda rockstar and that organic sugar one. Not really sips but I still tried them.

>>9953057
>>9953146
Sour green apple like the green Bang flavor would be A+

hey sippers

>>9954455
*PSCHT*

>>9954647
Nuthin personnel kid

>>9954644
why are the colors in this instagram post so shit

I drink a can of white each morning, occasionally if I need an afternoon sip (rare) I get either purple or orange. I just bought two cans on a whim: red and blue. How bad did I fuck up? Which is better in the morning?

Its 2am in London and i'm having that first sip of the night

Any other UK sleepless sippers here?

>>9945674

Get on my level.

>>9953057

Ultra version of this.

>>9955000
By the way please observe my digits
These are the digits of a man who sips Red

>>9955000
>>9955075
>These are the digits of a man who sipd Red
Say no more fellow /redsipper/, digits czeched

S I P B O Y S

How'd I do?

>>9932191
/Upvote

>>9943356
Be careful, I did that and you get to a point where the caffeine actually makes you feel worse. Try to take some 2 day breaks

>>9955529
You're gonna need that sunrise in the morning

>>9955529
Good but what is that cheap ass alcohol youre hiding?
>>9955564
>Try to take some 2 day breaks
What am I a monk?

>>9955634

Literally shit lol.. It's all they have at the store, they don't carry Tito's which is my jam.

>>9955656
>Tito's which is my jam.
from Florida?

>>9955662

Pensacola!

>>9955675
Military?
And im in st pete but im from pennsylvannia.

>>9955684

I am not, sorry man. I'm a fucking 33 year old NEET who is spending EBT money on trying to make the perfect philly cheese steak and Chinese food from Wal-Mart.

>>9955717
We probably have more in common than you think. Only 26 but ive been a complete bum the last year and love garbage junk food like that. Best part of florida food that ive been enjoying is Culvers and PDQ. Seriously god tier.

>>9955724
Outsider here, but if you're in the right part of Florida you've also got Whataburger access

>>9955724

Haven't had those!

>>9955727

Whataburger literally everywhere, it makes those In and Out faggots shit their beds.

>>9955765
>Haven't had those!
PDQ is a slightly more expensive chic fil a basically, its worth it every now and again cause its god tier.
>>9955765
>Whataburger
>>9955727
Ive never seen it down here. Looks like its only north florida.

>>9955775

Bro it's expensive (whataburger), but it's legit the best burger join and they are open 24/7. They are like Waffle House with how many ingredients you can get.

>>9955787
Nothing better than a 2am honey butter chicken on a biscuit

>>9955787
>>9955790
Are you niggers saying i need to take a road trip to north florida or something???

>>9955805
If you do, make sure you get something with texas toast instead of a bun

>>9955805

Try a cheeseburger with jalapenos road a crispy chicken. Try a few normal and try them with toast. You'll be surprised.

>>9955892
Im white and not a hipster so no spicy food for me im afraid.

Any of my sippers going to CES tomorrow?

>>9956048
>CES
whats that?

>>9953057

>>9954815
I’m not a fan of either. Red is definitely better than blue though.

>>9956048
>>9956062
That looks like some meme normie bullshit

>>9956048
>>9956062
If anyone goes, take pictures of new chinkphones coming to the US

i-im not the only a-american who wants this here a-am i

>$1.25 sale for Monster just started again at my Frys

get on my level

>>9956723
This looks like the type of GAMER FUEL™ brand shit that Razer would package and sell. Are you being ironic or have you actually tried it?

>>9932039
Id say that's a slurp

>>9956723
Lmao that shit doesn't have beta alanine. It works OK at best.

>>9956723
>>9957961
>Youre like a little baby

>>9958063
I never bought mesomorph because it looks like it's from the 80s.

>tfw freak juice no longer availalble due to cucks
>tfw DMHA not quite as nice as DMAA

>>9958078
DMAA is still around and back dude. Mesomorph and a few others have it.
Note, Mesomorph v2 has dmha i believe but regular which they still sell has DMAA.

Anyone who unironically posts screengrabs of other 4chan posts as proof of anything is seriously retarded, and while it might be true, roleplaying that you've done a thing like shilling and posting about it is the exact type of horseshit people do for attention.

>>9958282
Just auto-filter all namefags and tripfags, bro. They literally never offer anything of value. I don't even see that shit anymore, and it just makes the whole experience better.

>>9958346
It was Anonymous that was posting the posts he complained about (also I bet you $50 that you read this post even though I have a tripcode)

>>9958282
>roleplaying that you've done a thing like shilling and posting about it
That isnt why you do that you moron, its to dave you time. If someone already made the point its easy just to post it.

>>9958583
Are you my roommate?

>>9959635
No lad

Yes hello, have I found the right thread for discussing Lemsip?