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Americans will attack this

>> No.9925115

>>9925110
post 2nd brekkie

>> No.9925118

>>9925110
Absolutely

>> No.9925127

burger here. i'd eat everything but the black pudding. red pill me on black pudding.

>> No.9925132

>>9925127
the idea of it is p nasty but they taste good

>> No.9925134
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9925134

with my fork

>> No.9925147

>>9925127
commonwealth here, would also scoff all that shit except black things

>> No.9925150

>>9925127
Burger here. It's rich and delicious. Seriously try it sometime; I bet you'll like it.

>> No.9925158

>>9925147
>scoff vs scarf
>newest ebin /ck/ meme
die in a fire

>> No.9925171

>>9925110
Absolutely delicious!

>> No.9925174
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>>9925158
da fuck is a scarf?
that's something you wear around your neck on a snow day

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>>9925110
No I won't, they are fookin great. Great hangover food too, which makes sense since all you do on your rainy little shit island is drink and bitch about Americans.

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9925191

>>9925183
fuck guys dump more english breakfasts so i can beat off to them

>> No.9925193

>>9925191
dem fry ups

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9925198

>>9925191
dat high pressure sauce on the right

>> No.9925205

>>9925191
Any 'murrican male who says he wouldn't give his left nut for that breakfast is lying.

>> No.9925210

>>9925158
>>9925174
i'm actually familiar with this phenomenon. i've always said scoff, as has my sister, but apparently scarf is very common as well.
basically >>9925158 needs to calm the fuck down

>> No.9925212

>>9925110

I'll pass on the baked beans but the rest seems fine.

>> No.9925259

>>9925110
Nah that looks good. I'd pass on the beans though, why do Brits like beans with everything?

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9925271

>>9925191

>> No.9925286

>>9925127
>Additional burger.
Black pudding is fucking phenomenal.

>> No.9925293

>>9925259
I honestly don't know. I'm a brit that actually dislikes baked beans and I get looks of horror when I hold out my hand and say "no beans please"

>> No.9925306

>>9925127
Rich, strong flavour, oaty and slightly spicy. It's like next level sausage

>> No.9925309

why is there an asphalt disc on that breakfast plate

>> No.9925321

>>9925198
stands for Houses of Parliament, kinda similar to bbq sauce I guess

>> No.9925327

>>9925110
>baked beans
>for breakfast
gross, baked beans are a lunch or dinner food
rest looks good though

>> No.9925332

>>9925127
This. The rest is great.

>> No.9925338

>>9925205
You underestimate the power of soy.

>> No.9925345

>>9925321
It's fuck all like bbq sauce

>> No.9925375

>>9925327
It isn't like our baked beans. They are good and you slop them all over one of your pieces of toast.

>> No.9925379

>>9925345
I know, but I didn't know what else to liken it to

>> No.9925406

>>9925158
Are you retarded or something?

>> No.9925409

>>9925110
Nah I love it

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9925443

>>9925191

>> No.9925525

>>9925110

Alternatively, save time and effort by just eating a block of lard.

>> No.9925530

>>9925321

It's a milder, anglicised form of Indian tamarind chutney.

>> No.9925533

>>9925110
Those yolks better be runny OP. I will beat you with a lead pipe if I don't have some yolks for dipping the sausage and bacon in.

>> No.9925541

>>9925443
That fucking parsley

>> No.9925646

>>9925110
With my face hole. No fork. No knife. Just face plant and suck it down like a 2 dollar whore being paid 10.

>> No.9925653

>>9925110
Looks good to me.

>> No.9925661

Everything but those cheap ass tinned beans. Other than that, fantastic. I just never was a fan of tinned beans. Make them yourself and bake em and I'm all for it.

>> No.9926151

>>9925110
nah man, full english breakfast is best breakfast

>> No.9926154

>>9925110
id attack it in the sense id inhale it. it always looked amazing to me. in fact id get double eggs too.

>> No.9926171

>>9925191
WOW im so fucking jealous we dont have this kind of thing in the US. i also wish yorkshire pudding was a thing here

>> No.9926179

>>9925110
Yeah with a fork and knife that looks fucking delicious

>> No.9926189

>>9925110
I'd hazard a guess that this was cooked by a a yank

>the size of that sausage
>the non-back bacon
>paprika or some shit on the egg
>beans look like they could well be molasses based (i.e. american style) rather than heinz tomato beans
>size of the black pudding slices also atypical in the UK

>> No.9926192

>>9925205
>tfw want to try a full English without the beans and tomatoes
Does it still count or am I a dirty heretic?

>> No.9926211

>>9926192
>Does it still count

no.

>> No.9926431

>9925110
I will attack this with my fucking mouth nibba

>> No.9926439

>>9926431
>>9925110
fuck

>> No.9926442

>>9925110
Of course they will it's full of oil

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9926450

>>9925134

>> No.9926474

>>9925110
I'm american, I would attack the shit out of that

>> No.9926502

Lose the tomato and mushroom and I'd eat it

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9926546

Made in Canada with imported British baked beans

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9926556

>>9926442
Haha

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9926705

>>9925191

>> No.9926989

>>9926705
I came, thx.

>> No.9927085

>>9925191
that brown sauce looks a little too lovecraftian for my taste

>> No.9927109

>>9926546

>imported british baked beans

Wew, you really fucked up on that decision.

>> No.9927163

Americunt here, ive never had a full english brekkie but it looks pretty damn good

>> No.9927175

>>9926705
Those eggs are fucking sexy.

>> No.9927214

>>9925110
looks great. why do you have to bait or be confrontational? are there no good threads for you to be constructive or supportive on?

>> No.9927912

>>9926705
needs a bigger plate/10

>> No.9927927

>>9925205
Why give up a nut when I could just save up some money for a U.K. vacation? Seems more reasonable.

>> No.9927957

>>9926546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

>> No.9927974

>>9925443
>>9925541
>parsley
Not the absolute state of those uncooked sausages

>> No.9927982

>>9925158
>complaining about scoff vs scarf when scarf users are obvious trolls
You just take too much for granite in this doggy dog world.

>> No.9928129

>>9925134
jesus christ the backwards cartwheels of faux-logic in the political section fucking astound me

>> No.9928138

>>9926705
every part of that plate contributed to my fucking food boner, thank you

>> No.9928157

>>9926171
Chances are you do and just haven't looked. Any decent English pub that opens for Sunday Brunch will have a Full English.

>> No.9928173

>>9925110
This is acceptable if you can't stop to eat until after the work day or you're going up a mountain.

>> No.9929032

>>9925541
i fuggin laffed

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9929087

>>9925118
>>9925127
>>9925150
>>9925212
>>9925259
>>9925409
>>9926154
>>9926474
>>9927163


Quick Guys! I think all the Brits have left this thread. Let's post American Breakfasts before they get back.

>> No.9929097

>>9925191
Unless that's a tiny plate, that's way too much to eat for breakfast even by my burger standards

>> No.9929127

>>9925110
My only issue with this is the fact that egg whites are present, which is just a personal preference thing.

>> No.9929136

>>9928173
or if you work manual labour and just need as much fuel as possible

>> No.9929445

>>9929087
who the fuck has steak for breakfast? im jelly

>> No.9929454

>>9926189
>paprika or some shit
Really embarrassing yourself here

>> No.9929459

>>9925110
is there supposed to be something wrong with this
looks pretty great

>>9926442
kek'd

>> No.9929471
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9929471

>>9925127
White pudding is superior in every way.

>> No.9929477

>>9925110
English Breakfast is good shit.
t. burger

>> No.9929487

>>9925110
You're fucking right I'd attack that.

With fork and knife in hand.

>> No.9929505

>>9925110
>eggs visibly overcooked
>bacon is streaky instead of back
ratios look acceptable though

>> No.9929597

>>9929471
It is but haggis is superior to both.

>> No.9929601

>>9929505
i'm with you on overcooked eggs but there is absolutely n o t h i n g wrong with streaky bacon. back bacon a shit m8

>> No.9929658

>>9925110
Well that toast is too small and I don't know what those burnt round things are, I'd also have the beans separated so my other foods don't get all soggy from its sauce

>> No.9929669

>>9925191
As an American I am sad no diners here serve all this shit

>> No.9929671

>>9929658
>those burnt round things
Congealed blood formed into patties and fried in fat.

>> No.9929750

>>9925110

Beans more of a lunch thing here. Everything else is about america tier. Cant see americans denying that for bfast outside beans.

>> No.9929759

>>9925191

>2018
>Not mixing sriracha sauce with your ketchup in the bottle to have the ultimate condiment.

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9929766

>baked beans in a fry up

>> No.9929837

>>9925110
I prefer Mexican inspired breakfasts,

>scrambled eggs with onion, mushrooms, jalapenos and bell peppers
>refried black beans
>avacodo
>homemade creme freah
>cilantro
>maybe a little pico if I'm feeling it
>wrap it up in a burrito
>hot sauce

That is what I'm about, I don't want to eat three different kinds of processed pig in one meal.

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9929851

Nice breakfast there Britfriends.

Might I suggest you try some proper Southern Breakfast next time?

>> No.9929856

>>9925110
No shit. Americans attack everything.

>> No.9929879

>>9928129
Lucky its a joke.

>> No.9929897

>>9929087
America doesn't have breakfasts, it has deserts with bacon.

>> No.9929899

>>9929671
>Congealed blood formed into patties

No.

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/black-pudding-51145600

>> No.9929910

>>9929897
You're mistaking America as a whole for anywhere, for yankee states.

>> No.9929918

>>9929897
>deserts
‘tard

>> No.9929934

>>9925110
So I've been browsing /ck/ for a couple of months now and this British breakfast shit is some of the most attractive shit I've ever seen.

>> No.9929950

English born and raised. I wouldn't even sit in the same room as someone eating that grease ridden shit.

>> No.9929965

>>9925443

This is a cursed image

>> No.9929971

>>9927974
Those are fucking hot dogs you dumb ass.

>> No.9929990

>>9925110
OBSESSED

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>>9929990

>> No.9930011

>>9925110
>Beans
>Mushrooms
That's not breakfast, that's lunch

>> No.9930018

>>9925110
American here. I always wondered what those black things are next to the bacon. Anyone care to enlighten me?

>> No.9930026

>>9930018
Take blood and shove it on a bunch of intestines and boil it with rice, now cut your blood rice intestine "sausage" and voila! Blood pudding

>> No.9930029

>>9930026
>Take blood and shove it on a bunch of intestines and boil it with rice

That may be *a* form of blood sausage but it is not Black Pudding.

>>9930018
See >>9929899

>> No.9930033

>>9930026
Okay thanks. Is it good?

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9930035

>>9930026
>rice
Get a load of this fucking retard.

>> No.9930053

>>9930029
Sounds like it's just souse then.

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9930563

>>9930026
>boil it with rice

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9930593

>>9929766
m8..

>> No.9930601

>>9929899

>cups
>fahrenheit

>> No.9930649

>>9925127
Try French Boudin first or that greasy trash might spoil blood sausage for you...

>> No.9930665

>>9926705
Those eggs look awful, what's the part of fried eggs that you don't understand?
Also :
>toast undertoasted
>mushy mushrooms
>extra greasy black pudding
>chewy bacon
>undercooked sausages
>too much sauce with the beans
>I can't believe you call that butter

looks like a shit place

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9930677

>>9925110
>Eating black pudding
>Eating beans for breakfast
>Eating bratwurst for breakfast
>Not slicing the mushrooms and tomatoes up and using the eggs to make a tasty omelet instead

>> No.9930694

>>9925443
Hotel breakfast/10

>> No.9930874

>>9926450
>le funny 9gag 56 faec

>> No.9930879

britcuck brekkie is pretty good

>> No.9930913

>>9930879
I'm inclined to trust this but I'm really worried about the quality of the products and of the cooking.
Many of those eggs and bacon look over or undercooked.
Also I don't get the tomato thing, why would you self-inflict the pain of a watery and tasteless glass-house grown tomato from the fucking Netherlands?
Also black pudding is the vilest of all blood sausages

>> No.9930919

>>9930677
>being a numale

I bet you don't like soft boiled eggs because it the texture is like your boyfriends cummies.

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>>9925205
Baked beans and over cooked eggs doesn't sound good though

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>>9930665
glad I'm not alone in thinking those eggs look fucking gross. So many people seem to enjoy eating eggs with literally raw yolks, it's nauseating. It's like they can't conceive of 'runny' yolks that aren't puddles of tepid mucous.

>> No.9930979

>>9929669
They do, just find an english pub. There's a pretty upscale one by me that has them on special sunday.

>> No.9930986

>>9930970
It's the white that bugs me, a little color can't hurt they look boiled

>> No.9931003

>>9930677
>bratwurst

m8 thats a sausage

>> No.9931054

>>9925110
>Americans will attack this
Yea with our mouths. Looks fucking tasty

>> No.9931096

>>9930694
Actually I got it at a cafe in Almaty, Kazakhstan. It was called an English breakfast but didn't include the sausages so I had to order them seperately. Also they're didn't use pork sausages because it's a muslim country.

>> No.9931105

>>9931096
Why didn't you order traditional Kazak.....yeah ok.

>> No.9931291

>>9930665
That's not black pudding you mong

>> No.9931319

>>9925110
I don't eat sausages, that shit causes cancer

>> No.9931410
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9931410

It's not breakfast without hashbrowns you disgusting yuros.

>> No.9931422

What happens if you eat yoo much black pudding?

>> No.9931476

>>9931422
You get full

>> No.9931771

>>9927109
um no sweetie

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9932656

>>9925110

>> No.9932665

>>9932656
0/10 eggs
Everything else looks good

>> No.9932717

>>9925191
>>9925183
>>9925110
>>9925271
>>9926705
>>9932656
Oh fuck lads, booking my flight to the uk rn, that shit looks fuckin great

>> No.9932831

>>9925110
Amerifat here, with the exception of the blood pudding and maybe the specific type of sausage, I've had that exact breakfast more times than I can count.

Mushrooms and canned beans are cheap and plentiful, and I always end up with more tomatoes than I need when I buy a pack of the smaller ones so I throw them in the frying pan for a minute or so too. There're few things better than a hot, ripe tomato.

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>>9925127
it's just a another tissue, only difference from meat, fat, bones etc. is that it's liquid. So you mix it with something to make it solid or make soup out of it.

>pic related, pig's blood polish style (mixed w/ barley and grilled or fried)

>> No.9934675

>>9931291
What is it then cause it sure looks like shit speckled with grease dots

>> No.9935449

>>9931410
Fatty gotta pack in those starchy carbs.

>> No.9935451

>>9932656
honestly the worst one ITT

>> No.9935718

Some Brit told me the beans on the English breakfast aren't hearty Bush's™ Baked Beans©. They claimed the beans were just covered in a light tomato sauce. Eurangutangs, what say you in your defense?

>> No.9937077

>>9925110
And rightly so, for the addition of baked beans is truly an abomination that only the (((eternal anglo))) could have conjured.

The infinitely superior Scots or Irish breakfasts remove this heinous Nigel addition, creating more room on the plate for additional blood puddings and potato scones etc.

>> No.9937126

>>9928129
Yeah, those crazy Europeans, eh? Thank God we have the Atlantic between us...

>> No.9937128

>>9937077
full scots is best

i used to eat it with beans though

lorne is the best thing ever

>> No.9937159

>>9925127
it's the best heme iron source you can find after liver, i hate liver so i eat black pudding.

>> No.9937725

>>9935718
>Eurangutangs, what say you

BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL!

DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN USA!

>> No.9937735

>those burnt to shit slices of sausage
>burnt mushrooms
>eggs with bits of burnt shit stuck to them

Why can't britcucks cook without burning everything?

>> No.9937772

>>9937735
>Why can't britcucks cook without burning everything?

why they can't even make cup of tea w/o pouring a bucket of milk into it?
Truly bongs' cousine is pure horror, despair and mistery, Lived there, ate that

>> No.9937843

>>9925212
Well you're American it's only natural

>> No.9938099

>>9937077
"Full Scots" and 'Full Irish" are things that only exist in the minds of the bitter natives of those lands.

>> No.9938118

>>9929990
OBESE
B
E
S
E

>> No.9938134

>>9937735
Only thing burnt on that plate is the eggs

>> No.9938147

>>9932656

In America land. We work.
We don't have time for that heart clogging shit that was posted.
Who wants to eat that greasy slop save for a FAT fuckin britcuck?

Fishermans EGGS before anything.
Takes 10 minutes and tastes great fills you up.

OWNED

>> No.9938158

>>9938099
full scots is full english sewed inside sheep's stomach and full irish is full english but you have baked potatoes instead of beans, mushrooms, pudding and eggs.

>> No.9938164

>>9925110
i will attack that with a fork!!

>> No.9938194

>>9934675
haggis ofc

>> No.9938204

>>9925110
Yeah, with a knife and a fork. A Full English/Irish is one of the best things about being a white person.

>> No.9938291

>>9925127
It has a bit of a dry spongy texture and a bit of a twang from the iron in the blood but if you aren't squeamish you will probably like it. I can certainly see how it would grow on a person even as I'm a burger.

>> No.9938294

>>9938118
Brits are fatter than we are, especially when you only count white obesity rates. We have fat mestizos and niggers fucking up the data.

>> No.9938328

>>9938294
I love how you are always nearly literally perfect at every aspect, but fail just because of niggers %^)
can't you just get rid of them, leaving only few for olimpics team?

>> No.9938338

>>9925110
Im about to go have myself a fry up. I dont have any black pudding or beans though so I'm a bit bummed.

>> No.9938342

>>9938328
I wish, its the price we pay for all that cotton money and industry boost. If we had kept race-mixing laws and not let them get the programs they would have self-destructed without our involvement and died out.

>> No.9938389

>>9938342
it's because you put them in the projects and give nothing to do, not a single cotton bush, no stones to smash, no nothing. I'd probably get 24/7 wasted on malt beer and shoot shit out of neigbours myself in such situation

>> No.9938398

>>9938389
We have a serious service labor shortage where they will hire anyone with a pulse. Nigs just don't want to work or are too incompetent for McDonalds.

>> No.9938412

>>9938398
I belive, I've seen Chris Rock's standup, he kek'd as fuck at lazy niggers that don't do shit. "I hate niggers" was a theme for like 1/3 of that standup 2bh. And it was pretty old one, too, so issue isn't recent I guess

>> No.9938421

>>9925110
naw that shit looks good

>> No.9938439

>>9925134
>clear 3048*10^x pattern on the x-axis
>random numbers on the american side

well done

>> No.9939747

>>9925110
Why are their brownies on your breakfast by your BEANS
PINTO! really? Disgusting
You deserve that bean covered brownie.

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9940559

>>9930677
>bratwurst
retard

>> No.9941131

>>9929445
Steak and eggs senpai. Shit's good.