/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9912797
No

>>9912797
No, I would send it back for not being what I ordered.

It's ruined

Absolutely, unless I got it delivered or as take out and didn't check it until I got home, because I'd be too lazy. But yeah, you shouldn't have any qualms about sending that back.

I'd just throw it out and cut my losses.

>>9912859
>this
you know your replace is going to get spit on or jizzed on or loaded with boogers

Yes. Whoever cooked that shit knows it's well beyond burned. They're just hoping they don't have make it again.

>>9912797
I pretty much never send anything back, but I make an exception for burnt food. Which that calzone definitely is.

The front-left is fucked, but the rest is dark but good.

No I'm not going to send back a delivered product because I disliked under 5% of it.

That's not truly burned but a bit overbaked

No. And I wouldn't throw it out either because I'm not a prissy little bitch.

I'd just go somewhere else next time. The chef doesn't care, they're not gonna care more after you complain, and people that send food back eat spit and pubes daily. Stop thinking people give a fuck about how you feel about your food, and that they don't just think you're a bitch too.

>>9912797
For the most part it's not too burnt, depending on my mood and how much of a hassle it is to send/return it, I'd keep it. Plus I'm worried about >>9912864

>not covering it in butter and Parmesan before putting in the oven to ensure a golden glossy delicious coat...

that was the first mistake.

>>9912797
Yes because it is burnt. Here's my second ever attempt at shortcrust pastry and my first attempt at a pasty for comparison.

>>9912797
spinach calzone best calzone

Nah. Looks a little more done than I'd like,but not burnt.

>>9912911
The only sensible post in this thread.

Is it from Dominos?

I'd drop it on the street and bring it back and they could make me a new one for free thanks to that new policy

>>9912797
Nope. Aside from that one burnt bubble, I actually like them when they are that well done.

>>9913020
I wish I could understand this gimmick. They must truly despise their employees.

>>9912797
No send back, but it is several min overdone. I would't want to wait for a new one + boogers and cum, but I would know the chef fucked up.

>>9913020
>>9913035
>thanks to that new policy

What new policy?

>>9912983
Nah. Mushroom. Or meatball.

>>9912983
how the fuck do you know what's in it

>>9912797
Only if I bite into it and find that there isn't enough spit in my food.

>>9913051
They call it "carry out insurance". The premise is if your mouth breathing, knuckle dragging dumbass somehow fucks up getting your pizza home in one piece they will remake it for free. I can't see how this is possibly a selling point worthy of making an advertising campaign around. I had the misfortune of working at a pizza chain shop for a couple of years. This issue came up maybe a few times a year, usually someone carrying more than they could handle and a box slipping off. We would generally remake it for free anyway as long as the customer wasn't a douche,it wasn't a big desl. Making it an official policy and advertising is begging unwashed trash to exploit it. It WILL be abused, you would be shocked at the lengths people will go through to get a free shit-tier chain pizza.

Never send food back

Just get a refund and leave

>>9913436
you can see the spinach in the picture

>>9912797
A meal would have to look inedible for me to send it back. Sounds humiliating for all parties involved.

>>9912864
>he doesn't eat jizz, booger and spit calzones

Pleb.

>>9913960
you literally can't

>>9914007
he made us look

If I knew they'd cook them like that, I'd specifically request it. I love charred pizza dough.

>>9912864
That sounds like a great way to start a lawsuit.

>>9914307
You have ingested more disgusting shit in your life and not even known it

>>9914016
dang it

>>9914317
http://abc7.com/food/waiter-spit-in-drink-dna-test-proves/765927/?

>>9914307
http://www.statesman.com/news/crime--law/police-georgetown-pizza-worker-placed-genitals-pie/VxvBESBYdVX49yNfxzqI7H/

>>9912797
Fish isn't supposed to look like that.

>>9912797
wtf did you do to that salmon
Like how can you even possibly fuck it up so bad

That's what pizza is supposed to look like, but people on this board are retarded, so good thread OP.

>>9914423
pizza?

>>9912797
Nah fampai that seems perfect

No looks fine.

>>9914423
That'a a god damn calzone you fucking liberal

>>9914418
Why is gnome and watermelon related?

>>9914542
yes

>>9912797
Nope, looks well-cooked and crispy. I'd take it.

>>9914307
You're never going to know if they do it right.

>>9914546
Why is gnome and watermelon related?

>>9914555
oh you dont want to know
and checked btw

>>9914560
I do though.

>>9914549
What restaurant doesn't have cameras everywhere?

>>9915590
What restaurant monitors them all the time?

>>9912797
No, that's just right.

>>9915651
All of them that get inspected from what I understand. Aside from the bathrooms of course, but if you take a customers food into the bathroom you're going to get fired anyways.

>>9915656
most businesses only ever check a cam if they already know something is wrong. The video is for evidence, not discovery... way too time consuming to go over for no reason. Most cameras are decoys as well.

>>9915662
Yeah you're right, I misunderstood what you were asking for a second.

>>9912797
no, i like burned food.

>>9912797
>orders a tiddy oggy
>doesn't get chips and baked beans to moisten the pastry

>>9914403
>>9914418
Is this redit humor or something? I don't get it. Is that what passes for wit these days?

>>9914502
Calzone = folded pizza

Why would i have a disgusting british pastry taco when i can have a superior mexican tortilla one?

>>9916136
>Anything Mexican
>superior

>>9912797
Nah. I like a little char.

>>9912797
fuck. no. Momma. Did. Not. Raise. A. Picky. Eating. Bitch.

>>9916348
well mexican cuisine, as in whats actually south of the border and not taco bell, is superior to "American" cuisine, whatever that may be, so yeah...

>>9912797
Ain't nothin wrong with a little crisp on a calzone

no i'd take it and want a discount or refund

>>9912797
>Not eating a delicious wood-fired calzone

What are you, 8? Char's another flavor dude, that looks pretty good honestly.

>>9912797
no because im not a nigger and it will taste perfectly fine

>>9912856
>>9912925
found the niggers

>>9912797

I would eat this happily as long as it were vegetarian. People who send this back deserve death.

>>9912797
It looks perfectly done.

>>9912797
I'd send it back but get it comped so I can eat somewhere else where I don't get boogers, jizz, etc. in my food for having standards. It's not my fault the kitchen doesn't have standards or competent cooks. Part of the experience of going out to eat is getting cooked, edible food. If any part of it is burnt or incorrect, I'm not eating it. I want to enjoy my food, not eat around overcooked and burnt bits while grinning and bearing it.

>>9916348
He said Mexican food, not the trash you eat from a taco truck, cooked by wh*te people, or a restaurant where 90% of the staff is the owner's illegal family + friends who can't cook for shit.
If you want REAL Mexican food, go to Mexico (or California/Texas/etc. since they are basically Mexico 2.0 at this point) made by REAL Mexican chefs. You wouldn't eat at a "french" restaurant in bumfuck Missouri made by a guy called Billy Bob, would you?

No, I would complain and demand a new one without giving them first one, that way I'll end up with two calzones

>>9918685
I'll take one order of 'za with cha'

>>9915753
Finding faces in original content for making reaction images? No, shit's been around for a while.
'Member Jesus in that piece of toast? iSpy books? C'mon Anon... We're trying to help you out here. Wanna get high?
>>9916022
Your opinion=deez nuts