/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Friendly reminder, now is a great time to get rid of all the excess bottles you have laying around due to christmas and new years.

>>9910272
Everyone knows already bruh. Why bother trying to hide it.
Is that your stash? I drink lindeman’s chardonnay if I’m trying to get grils drunk, not bad stuff

>>9910272
>tfw 15 minutes until 2018
Christmas and New Years for 2019? Plenty of time then.

Day 6 sober.


My longest amount of sobriety in 7 years.

Still shaking and pouring sweat. Anxious as fuck, Not giving up though. In the last 9 years I've lost too much to alcohol (money, long time gf, family, freedom, and one car). I'm committed to changing my life forever.

Wish you all the best.

It's 2018 here where I live. All the best to fellow Al/ck/s who decide to change their lives this year, peace.

>>9910642
Thanks dude. My new year’s resolution is to (try to) spend at least one year clean. Unless some major trauma reks my shit I think I can do it. Day 4 sober

>>9910654
>a year clean
>day 4

Wew lad

>>9910723
Well, it’s not far off a month since I was last drunk, and the new year gives me a psychological boost. If I’m ever going to do it it’ll be now. I think I’ll cope

>>9910729
Good luck man. I’ve been sober for two months after hitting the bottle pretty hard off and on for about three years. I can honestly say I haven’t had any urge to drink... until today. Something about ringing in the new year. I was invited to a party, but something tells me I’ll be staying in drinking alone.

>>9910641
Starting my journey again now anon.
I did 3 months earlier this year and it felt fucking great! Depression and anxiety lifted.
I've been off work since xmas and been just drinking the days and nights away. Feel like utter shit. Pulling my head in this year.
Good luck to you, good luck to all of you

>>9910641
Hang in there dude. I’ve never been in as deep as you, but you’ll feel so much better when the anxiety goes away and the first night of actual sober sleeping is magical. You can do it.

The amount of money I’ve blown on booze over the years...makes me want to drink.

Whiskey, you’re the devil.

>>9910641
Good luck anon hope you make it

>>9910641
Stick it out, see a doc if you must.
Look forward to solid sleep and enjoying normal things again.
The cravings are bullshit, they go away

I'm just trying to commit to Dry January and not worry about making a year. Although I wish I spent this week not drinking every night because I will def have anxiety come tomorrow and next week. We're gonna make it.

People want to go out and party but all I want to do is go to sleep, because I’m coming down off a bender. Feels bad, but NY is just another day so fuck it

>>9910777
Yeah fuck partying tonight. Way too headachey and tired. I will go put at midnight though and try to barge in on a kiss from some qt. it’s impossible to not pull on NYE.

One of the worst feelings in the world is waking up and realizing you are going to have a really bad hangover all day.

I missed you guys.

>>9911074
Doing same right now, already puked

>>9911083
Now had a beer at 10 AM and feel much better, we’ll see how the day goes

Only 50 more minutes.

been dry about 10 days now
have a bit of rye in the freezer but not enough to get drunk and i have a job interview tomorrow (new years day srsly?)
should get back into going to the gym, probably been over a month since i've been

>>9911074
>he still gets hangovers

>>9911186
Better waking up to a hangover than to withdrawal

>>9911176
How’s ur sleep? Stay clean dude, pour that shit down the sink. Or keep it if that makes you feel more in control, sometimes I feel better sober just knowing there is booze available but I am choosing not to drink

>>9911186
I'm 29, have been drinking for 11 years and I still get hangovers.

>>9911193
sleep is pretty good, didn't sleep the first couple nights. managed a couple hours the 23rd then slept for a fair amount christmas eve but got woken up to open presents. after that it was good. feels like a waste to dump it out and yeah it makes me feel like im more in control, if i didn't have any i'd feel like i'd have to get some and if i go get some im gonna drink it and then life will go back to shit. i already can't remember most of december so i'm off it for now. we'll see how long it lasts, hopefully i get this stupid ass dishwashing job or some other better one i applied to phones me back.

>>9911186
>>9911196
Drink more water. 60% of Americans are clinically dehydrated, no I'm not exaggerating. Adding alcohol exacerbates the consequences.

I bought a jar of moonshine off a dude at a party last night. My liver says no, but I wanna get into the rotten stuff at the first opportunity.

>>9911230
I literally, and I mean literally, always have a full water bottle of ice water with me.

>>9911230
>>9911246
You guys have the right idea, my problem is i'll start drinking and then just forget to keep hydrating myself. My body will actually wake me up in the middle of the night and scream "drink some water you stupid fuck" so I end up chugging a few glasses one way or the other.

>>9911255
Waking to realise there’s no water is sheer suffering

>>9911255
Just go to the dollar store and grab a cheap water bottle. I always have mine filled and ice in the freezer. Fuck I would kill for a fridge that dispenses ice.

Every time I watch or read the news it depresses me and makes me want to drink. Sobriety will be a rough go in 2018.

>>9911261
>Fuck I would kill for a fridge that dispenses ice.
My family had one, top of the line. The fucker needs to be defrosted all the time, ice can get jammed in rather frequently, and even with a little drain tray it will often kick ice past the mark and on the floor. You're better off with a cheap ice-tray or three in your freezer.

>>9911260
Drink from the tap.

>>9911275
My brother has one. It doesn't seem to have those issues. I don't think they've ever needed to defrost it.

I only have one ice cube tray though. I will say that fridge always ran out of ice because his pregnant wife constantly craved ice.

I have no booze and the store opens in 3 minutes. Should I get some?

>>9911270
It's easy, stop reading news.

>>9910641
Time for a celebratory drink lad

>>9911306
Stop trying to convince recovering alcohol's to relapse.

I can't find my other sock.

>>9911286
>I only have one ice cube tray though.
Save-up your quarters and buy a pack of 4 at the dollar tree or something. Ice-cube trays are super-inexpensive. Hell even the silicones and novelty shapes are 3-5 USD at Walmart.

>>9911308
Make me al/ck fag

You sound irritated, perhaps a beer or whiskey and a drunk drive to mcdonalds would change that?

>>9910641
Why is alcohol not recognized as an illegal drug yet?

>>9911324
I'm already heading to get more booze, you don't have to convince me, buddy.

>>9911326
I wish it was. I hate it so much.

>>9911317
>owns TWO socks
Oh laaa dee fucking dah, look who it is, god has stopped by. No need to show off to the group you pretentious snob. I just let a film of dead flesh and disease crust around my feet then spray them black like any normal person. Gb2 heaven you elitist tosser.

>>9911326
Because it’s dangerous enough already.

>>9911339
I had to put on mis-matching socks.

>>9911330
Good make sure you speed and blow stop signs and don't wear a seatbelt, bud.

>>9911348
I don't have a car. I walk.

>>9911351
Then piss in public

Did somebody get an DUI?? ;)

>tfw fridge is stocked up for a lonely NYE
Feels good not rushing to the store before it closes early

Anyone else going hard one last night and starting up/going back to AA tomorrow? I can't keep this lifestyle up

>>9911377
AA is for fags

>>9911413
As is being a piece of shit alcoholic

>>9911416
>having such poor genes that you get addicted to booze

Wouldn't want to be you, kiddo

>>9911363
No I just never got my full license.

I wonder what al/ck/ looks like.

>>9911487
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL3UHF5SlEU
or just this...an old classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

>>9911511
That second one always hits home. Poor guy.

>>9911511
the Ryan documentary is what made me stop drinking, fucccck that

>>9911326
Because illegal moonshine is even worse than legal alcohol.
Banning alcohol does not suppress it from a society, it's been tried already and failed hard.

>>9911579
It makes me so sad and sick just because I can relate. He looks so happy when he drinks too. It hurts.

So... I sat down today to do a "year in review" for myself. Basically made no progress this year except getting fatter and a year older.

So I sat down and worked out a budget and I'm shocked but I think I can save 6 months living expenses next year. I have to sell a bunch of crap I don't use, do some extra work over spring and keep to a budget.

I've been living paycheck to paycheck, having 6 months living expenses gives me so many options, I won't be scared to change jobs, I could go travel in South East Asia for a year on that money, who knows.

I've even budgeted in 8 litres of vodka a month since I'm being realistic. I've been drinking a bit more than that for the last few months but I think I can go back to my old system of not drinking Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays. It's tolerable because I go to bed early and know I can drink to my heart's content the rest of the week.

Anyone else trying to improve their life?

any of you alcohol maniacs ever had the gout? my big toe hurts like hell today, idk if it's from an ingrown tone nail or if i bonked it while i was drunky or if im ate up with the gout.

>>9911597
Why not allow other drugs then?

>>9911616
And then when he goes to detox it kills him... It was a medical blunder apparently?

>>9911631
They apparently didn't give him any medication. It was their fault.

>>9911621
probably hit it while loaded, i do it all the fucking time
got a giant gouge on my foot months ago and its still kinda there, think it ended up giving me my staph infection that i think nearly killed me
>pic related, ultrasound of my testicle

>>9911622
Because alcohol lobbyists pay governments huge sums of money to keep them illegal.

>>9911655
Why do westerners call bribes "lobbying"?

>even al/ck/ isn't safe from political talk

there's no place left

>>9911663
Well it is alcohol related. At least it’s not some kid screaming JEWNIGGERS at the top of his lungs in response to everything.

>>9911665
true

>>9911661
Jewish niggers

>>9911661
You can thank president Ulysses S. Grant frequenting the Willard Hotel in D.C. to drink brandy for that.

>>9911638
They gave him benzodiazepines (for WD and DT) and opiates (for some related pain), he stopped breathing.
It's also a sign of the opiate epidemic : doctors giving opiates like it's candies because Big Pharma (who pretty much are a drug cartel at this point) told them to.

>>9911661
Bribes are illegal, common citizens can't influence the government. Large corporation can because it's called another name.

>>9911665
>>9911682
really makes you think

>want to stop drinking as new year resolution
>pressure all night to drink from others
>drive home sober from the party
>can't sleep

Some people just can't understand you don't want a drink even if you have a perfectly good excuse like driving back across the city. Or why do you need an excuse anyway?

1.75l boi over here, I’ve been off for a while because I broke the fuck out of both my computer and phone because I’m a retard.
>be me
>fuck up my taper because I’m staying with friends and I’m a jolly holiday moron
>all of my friends are skeptical of my condition
>why are you so shaky, anon?
>I’ve explained this a hundred fucking times and I think they’re finally starting to believe me
>they’re dumb and of the “lmao just don’t drink anymore” spectrum
>I fucked up and went on a benzo bender a few weeks ago, it was a blackout week and I was a nuisance to everyone
>now everybody just chuckles when I ask where to find any
>keep telling people to go READ about WDs and PAWS
>can’t/won’t go to a doctor because I’m young and I really don’t want this on my medical record and be branded as an addict
Fuck this

Puked again

>>9911884
I have been fighting the urge to puke for days.
What is weird is I am gagging at the thought of alcohol and the smell is making me sick but after I get down 2-3 shots my nausea is cured.
Man hair of the dog is beautiful.

>>9911889
Best not to fight the urge, stick ur fingers down your throat or chug nasty booze and just hurl, you’ll feel better afterward

>>9911833
So now you have a benzo-addiction and alcoholism?

Been up since 4am had some drinks my taper is working. Might need one more beer for after my sleep soon. Figure wake up about11pm smoke some weed have 2 drinks whilebdabbing and vidya game or movie and sleep more.

>>9911232
Is this from Forget Me Not? That's what image search brings up.

>>9911904
No. I rarely touch the stuff, and hadn’t had any in years. It’s too dissociative for me. I was just already on a bender and was presented with the opportunity and ran with it.
But now I just need a crutch because I’m genuinely trying to stop, and the PAWS anxiety/lack of sleep drives me mad.

>>9911921
>>9911904
You know how you act like a fool and do shit you’d never do sober? It was one of those. I just fucked up bad and ruined one of my only opportunities to get sober. Does anyone have a link to that beer taper?

I did not have sex once in 2017

>>9911939
new year new you

>>9911939
ill help
you in London?

>>9911949
Texas

>>9911949
Anyway I don’t want a dick in my anus or anywhere near me really

>>9911961
no-one said anything about a dick ;)

>>9911968
Pic with time stamp or be forever and ever a queer amen

>>9911968
This must be troll.
I know that it’s a long shot but if there’s a foxy british al/ck/ on this board I will buy a fucking plane ticket. Post tits, tooth gap, and timestamp.

>>9911931
Guise this is important pls post beer taper. I hate beer so it’ll probably work. Plus a normie friend got me a few expensive milk stouts for crimbus so I’ll be able to kick it off with something semi decent. I don’t have the bankroll to enjoy sours right now so it’s shit tier pleb beer from then on out.
>pleb beer
I’m being redundant

>>9911988
Just google HAMS beer taper

>>9911988
Just buy a load of beers and drink one of the withdrawal becomes unbearable. For years I tried sticking to schedules, most recently I did this and it worked. I’m now clean.

>Al/ck/y for over 15 years
>Been in Afghanistan for most of the year and unable to access alcohol
>Got back last week, drunk first night
> Drunk every night since

>>9912013
I’d have been so wrecked on smack the whole time.

Bought islay mist deluxe for new years - It is really good scotch for a blended but damn all of my christmas money went to that bottle.

>>9911972
>>9911978
Nope. I'm from /dixie/ and very much male you fucking horny bastards.
Go get a hooker or something or go jerk it
Quit
>go get laid
>if you can even get it up

>>9912033
o the tennessee guy who wanted ppl to call him...did anybody call?

>>9912037
1 did and then had to change his number because I called back repeatedly

Also he was an honorary gnome slayer

>>9911988
>feel withdrawals
>drink a beer
>withdrawals return however long after
>drink another beer
>repeat until ""sleep""

>>9912059
This is currently my life
I refuse to keep hard stuff in the house so I dont get wrecked.
I literally only drink what little beer I can keep down to fight off wd

>>9912059
Worth noting that you need to feel mild WD discomfort for it to be working, and if you feel good you’ve drunk too much. It’s easy though, only thing that might screw it up is your lack of determination.

I miss my ex :( know its the wrong thread.. but whenever i drink.. damn man.

anyone have experience getting benzo's on tor or on street?

>>9912106
>>/r9k/ is that way
>>/adv/ is over here
not here

>>9911931
>Does anyone have a link to that beer taper?
http://hams.cc/taper/
Alternatively, /r/stopdrinking and /r/criplingalcoholism sidebar have interesting links (threads are far less interesting).

>>9911939
846 days since I last had some sort of sex. I'm expecting to receive my renewed V card anytime now.

>>9911995
Thanks for actually being productive in your response. The HAMS acronym is what I couldn’t remember.

>>9912121
Both, why...

>>9912106
it'll get better with time anon

>>9912106
I’m finally getting over mine I think.
6 fkn years.

>>9912150
how'd it go? any advice? i need some

>>9912139
>846 days
Mother of god. Somebody give this man a vagina.

>>9912121
I'll give you a site to get etizolam for cheap (basically 1:1 dosing & effect ratio per milligram as xanax) but you gotta use my referral

HTTPS://OHMOD.COM?RAF=REF2735842

>>9912139
I’m still caught up in that “fuck leddit faggots and their stupid pseudo-intelligence” stigma. Maybe I’ll give it a chance, but I won’t stop making fun of people in person for browsing leddit.
And thanks a million for the link, my dude.

>>9912121
I was a street level dealer for a few years but rarely used them myself.
I can't deal with the memory blackouts.
I probably sold or flipped 40-120 , 2mg bars a month.
on top of other stuff.
Word of advice, do not get hooked. I have seen way too many people ruin their lives over those things. They have a purpose but getting fucked up is not proper usage.

>>9912167
Welp, on the street I know loads of dealers, which helps. 35 quid for 28 x 5mg nitrazepam. My fave.
I’ve had the same from DNMs for like 20 quid. Just pick a vendor with good feedback.
Wouldn’t recommend using benzos though unless you feel you absolutely have to, those little shits aren’t easy to kick.

>>9912182
so how would i go about finding a person like you?

>>9912174
There sould be a / between the .com and the ?
Anyways they accept both cards and cryptocurrency, very legit I've made hundreds of purchases from them

>>9912174
no dice i live in texas alas

>>9912192
Offer a homeless person a couple of cans if he’ll score for you. Or better yet (because junkies will rob you 90% of the time) find a hooker, give her cash to suck your dick (so she knows you’re not a cop) and ask her. Opens up a whole clandestine marketplace.

>>9912192
Waffle house or dennys at a late hour.
look for people who are outside smoking
24/7 businesses are ideal
Especially between the hours of 10pm-5am

11pm is the witching hour for dealers to start chilling at 24/7 businesses
and no not grocery stores either
check cashing places or diners are key

>>9912209
this man is correct also
if you aint part of the game , make sure you build trust and dont look like a noob
ALWAYS offer to buy them one too
They will jump at that

>>9912198
Damn I forgot there were some states they don't ship to. Good luck

>>9912192
just look for a junkie lookin dude and ask the right questions
"ey man you know where to get anything?"
"i'll break you off
or
"i'll get you one"

Just don't look like a bitch and always ride with or else they will take your cash and never return

>>9911631
>>9911638
The story was that the doctor was actually giving too much medication to everyone.

...Jesus was an alcoholic.
http://biblehub.com/matthew/11-19.htm
Fucking lol.

>>9911939
I'm 28 years old as a heterosexual white male and I've never had sex.

Also kids, never start dealing or middlemanning
There is no money in it unless you move felony-level weight and you WILL get busted doing that.
The game is addicting so never start, and if you have an addiction yourself you will end up using your fucking product and end up an even worse loser like me.
All the hustling was an experience and I have only but a few regrets but ultimately I am glad i got out when I did. Now I am just a dumbass drunken loser than a skinny little dope dealin tweaker with warrants.

And honestly I am glad I don't have to worry about people killing/robbing me and constantly looking over my shoulder as I drive with a suspended license while carrying dope
I would rather be a legal drunk then a wildass criminal.

New years day. 32 days sober. Cleaned out the last of my empties last night. Garbo just picked up my recycling. The "empty melody" played.
2018 is going to be my year.
Happy new year and good luck alck!

>>9912265
Dedicate yourself to intellectual pursuits and become a fearsome wizard.

>>9911939

I had sex once but couldn't cum (went through a box of condoms trying, then tried again a few times bare). Got head from the same girl a few weeks earlier but ended up farting on her mid way through - probably wouldn't have been able to finish anyway. She's realized what I am and wont talk to me anymore (aside from the occasional text when she happens to be drunk).

>>9911917
Bouken Elektriciteit-tou (Wandering Island):

https://myanimelist.net/manga/32975/Bouken_Elektriciteit-tou

Good stuff.

>>9912159
6 years is a long time anon, how did it get to that point?

1 year here atm, missing her mostly when im drunk.

>>9910641
congrats. dont forget how shitty you feel

>>9910642
same to you

>>9912280
I've never really enjoyed anything that doesn't have to do with art.
My work ethic is terrible and I never found anything in school to be interesting even though I have a degree in journalism.

>>9912290
Only girl I’ve ever loved. Pretty much certain she’s the last, too. Assumed I’d been in love before her, but holy shit was I wrong. With her I’m CERTAIN I’ve experienced love. At least it’s starting to feel tolerable now.

>>9912277
>32
Nice. I’m at 4, and I only crave for a few, fleeting seconds daily. I’m off it for a while, I can feel it.

>>9912283
This is pathetic man, get your T levels up and you will be horny enough to sexually attack any pussy.

Not being able to get it up is a sign of many possible issues, and not just the drunkenness.

*too much fappin
*anxiety
*medication abuse
*being on certain anti-depressants or benzos

or being a fat sack of shit

>>9912304
Well that is just silly. Art is cool and all but it is not gonna make you a fearsome wizard.
It makes you a bard.

>>9912178
The comment tree system is crap for anything but AMA and 1-2 pages long threads, and many subreddits are filled with idiots, but some other can be interesting.
But it doesn't take a rocket scientist to make a decent sticky/sidebar with useful links, they're usually a good start to learn about some subjects when a wikipedia article isn't helpful.

>>9912265
Just 2 years before your wizard powers Anon. Keep it up.

>>9911293
nah.

>>9912317

>Not being able to get it up

That wasn't the problem. I'd be rock hard and leaking down my leg as soon as I'd see her.

Really don't fap too much, but the other things you mentioned are definitely true. Not a fat sack of shit, but out of shape as fuck and get winded easily.

heart rate was like 130 BPM in line at grocery store with beer
4 beers in and it's down to 75 bpm

>>9911618
always working on it. never give up.

>>9912347
what? well you may just be doomed then.
how old are you?
If you are older than 30 than there may not be any hope for you at this point.

>>9912350

You take your BP when you get a little buzz? That's weird dude. Can't you just tell that you feel better without having to measure everything?

>>9912360

32...

>>9912347
well you get too aroused and I have no clue what to do about that.
fap more
and desensitize yourself to girls
or find uglier wimmins

>>9912361
no i like to measure
i think im a little autistic and i have severe anxiety hence the alcohol cope

>>9912307
Well, there's one thing i know for certain. We deserve our love, ourselves the most. Hope you do well in 2018.

>>9912368
>>9912370

best of luck

>>9912368
start beatin it to increasingly weird shit and eventually only dutch electric polka futa porn will turn you on so then you can last for hours with her.

>>9912347
hehe i got this with an ex-gf too. Be boner 24/7 with her around.

>>9912350
Wow.
I hate being the kind of person who really frequently monitors their heart rate and thinks about it a lot. I honestly legit may have some kind of problem with OCD, I don't know. I was put on Paxil and I noticed over time that I'm not quite as obsessive about certain things, but it's ruined my ability to be able to cum in any kind of a comfortable capacity. I still get erections naturally and quite frequently though so at least there's that.
Rambling blog post I know but I've started drinking for the day.

60 days.

>>9912398
i had 13 months and relapsed hard

>>9912370

It's just this one particular girl that I get immediately aroused around. The problem is that I can't cum with her, despite spending most of the night fucking, not that I'm over sensitized. I mean, I was obviously drunk.

>>9912395
I sometimes do it too but I suffer from a bad heart after many years of stimulant+booze abuse.

I used to use up to 7-8 points of ice a day on top of a fifth and I would have to moniter my racing heart to see if I was gonna die. Heart rates of 180-235 were a daily deal.
I probably ruined my heart at this point and gonna die 30 years sooner than i should.
I would have a resting, "calm" heartrate of 150 minimum.

>>9912415
holy fucking goddamn man, glad you're alive, how old are you now?

>>9912391

b-but I never mentioned that she was my ex

>>9912415
there's a gnome behind you

>>9912417
21
>>9912420
no there isnt

>>9912415
>235
Fuck me. I once ran up Marlow Hill (huge, steep) while on steroids, and at the top my bpm was 180

>>9912426
dude ur 21, you're fine, lay off that shit and you'll be good

>>9912426
there is, i have a good source

>>9912426
>21
What? No way. I'm 28. Did you start drinking heavily when you were like 11 or 12 or something?

>>9912427
235 was my highest heart rate ever after being on a 2-3 day ice bender and then decided to snort a half-gram line and go outside to clean my yard. I felt downright throbbing. I had to go pop some sleeping pills just to fucking calm down.
I sat in my yard woozy and throbbing debating whether I needed a hospital for a few hours, trying to keep myself calm and as still as possible.

>>9912431
I know , I am off the ice n other shit now, now I just drink.

>>9912438
prove it

>>9912446
the proof will be there when they strike

>>9912444
checked

and na just started at 15 with maybe a six pack a night and then painpills
then by 17 a full blown addict of half the substances known to man.

>>9912426

>21
>al/ck/

You're still growing. Nobody cares to hear about your high school benders.

>>9912419
oh my bad, but anyway, if she is still texting you, even when drunk, don't you think she still slightly has a crush on you? or at least wants to imagine fucking without a fart involved. (sorry)

>>9912457
When I was trying out AA for a couple of weeks after checking myself into a detox facility last year, I was always surprised at how young people could get started and all these drugs they could obtain. I only checked in for booze alone, but I had no idea how many people were addicts of multiple other things as well when I was talking to them.
I've only ever used vicodin recreationally a few times in university, but that's because it came through a lifelong friend who was also going to the same school. Infrequently enough not to become addicted.
Once again I'm rambling like fuck but I guess my point was it blows my mind how it's so easy for people to get other drugs, I wouldn't even know where to begin and am just not social enough I suppose. And no I don't have the desire for anything else besides booze these days.

>>9912487
nobody cares to hear about your benders either, m8

>>9912489

Of course, but she also has had this live-in boyfriend for at least a couple of years and I guess she got a little conflicted messing around with me.

>>9912487
aight man
whatever

>>9912487
nigger

>>9910252
>general

>>9912493
It really is a slippery slope but now that I am 21, I am obtain to easily obtain booze now so I was able to give up all that hard shit.
It is a quick spiral into going from just getting someone to buy you a six-pack underage while stealing grandma's pain meds , to becoming a pill dealing tweaker with your phone ringing off the hook within 18 months.

>>9912408
that sucks. i'm going to get to ~75 days and then probably try drinking again. i know this is a stupid idea, but then, i'm a stupid person.

>>9912522

I used to be a, "no booze before 5pm" out of principle kind of guy. Now my daily struggle is to not start drinking hard liquor as soon as I wake up. The problem is that I'm working and can't go in sober because I'll be in full withdrawl mode.

>>9912518
also i may add I have been on this website for almost 9 or 10 years at this point.
Been here since like fucking middleschool back when /b/ was hot-edgy stuff.
Now I realise I probably could have spent my teenage years more wisely.

I had some respect for the rules though, I never even made my first post until 3 years ago like 2 days after my 18th birthday. after lurking for like 5-7 years.
tobehonest i cant remember the exact date

>>9912535
I know exactly what you mean man.

>>9912535
lol, i can empathize with the struggle, man. i used to bring bottles or strong beers to work/classes and drink them in the bathroom stall just to stave off withdrawal. on nights i didn't stock up on enough booze in the first place, i would be counting the minutes until 6 AM when i could go to the corner store and re-up.

>>9912535
Drinking at work fucking sucks. I can't imagine what it would be like under the stress of a real career.
I mean shit all I did was work at a grocery store for some time and it got to the point where I was buying a mickey of vodka in the morning to either slam before I got in or would drink it in my car at lunch. I even was buying travel shooters of mouthwash in the exact same store I worked in on my shift to drink in the bathroom. Hell, multiple times I just left on my shift and had 1 or 2 drinks in the next door bars to stave off withdrawal. I was going crazy internally almost constantly. After so much of that day in and day out I quit and checked myself into the detox.
Thinking back I'm amazed I got away with so much shit without being fired.

>>9912277
proud of you

>>9912350
>>9912350
hate this shit.

Any of you ever try Catapresan (clinidin)?
Last place where I worked used it to treat withdrawals for a range of drugs, alc included, and it seemed pretty effective. It was an ICU so we could administer it IV in large and frequent doses but I know it's available as tablets too.
The guy talking about heart rate reminded me of it because you could really see it working very quickly that way.

aint claiming to be hardcore or anything, there are many anons on here who have lived lives twice as long , twice as fucked up.
Just sharing my story
you fucking gnomes

>>9912562

I don't actually drink at work, but I usually don't go in until 3 or 4 in the afternoon, so I'm usually pretty plastered. Pretty sure people know, but our business is kind of in a place where it would function without me right now, even if I usually come in reeking of vodka, and call out sick far too often.

Everyone I've ever talked to about it has said detox, but I kind of feel like I either have to hit rock bottom first and probably secretly hope that I die instead.

>>9912586

*wouldn't function without me

>>9912586
You aren't real, that never happened.

>>9912586
I know it's a fucked up thing to say but I've literally felt that I've hit rock bottom a couple times and it hasn't stopped me from drinking to this day.
The big difference now is that I managed to stop buying bottles of liquor to keep in the house.
But from 2013-2016 I really can't remember much of life not being a pure withdrawal hell unless I could have access to liquor at any point in the waking hours.
I'm not as bad as I used to be but I don't know how I did it.

nitrous oxide

I’m going to stop drinking soda.

Do you drink if you have to go to court? Time before last I had to down 35cl just so I wasn’t throwing up. Really wasn’t looking forward to going cold turkey in a damn cell either.

>>9912619
I once did dxm and then later realised court was in 2 hours instead of tomorrow.
I was honestly a fucking mess in front of the judge.

>wake up for first day of work dishwashing
>2 1/2 hours early
>hungover, so drink the rest of a beer
>make myself a vodka sprite for some reason, drink it
>make another one, super strong, (I don't measure, I just free pour every time) drink it
>chilling in bed watching youtube videos on my phone
>stand up
>holy fuck, I'm waaaaay too buzzed right now
>fuck
>get to work
>think I'm fucked
>everything goes well
>I get free food every day and unlimited soft drinks
>everyone is joking around and there are cute girls everywhere working there with sexy outfits
>wash dishes for a day while my buzz wears off, mildly comfy
dishwasher master race... until someone catches me pouring an airplane bottle into my drink then I'm fucked

>>9912609

>but I don't know how I did it

Thanks for the advice. My doctor started prescribing me (smallish amounts of) klonopin for when I start bugging out at work and that really helps, until I run out.

>>9912635
I have a degree but I still feel like some kind of job like this is my irrefutable destiny. Really need to figure out how to change my mind somehow but it's like a truly can't.

>>9911326
They tried that during the Prohibition.

>>9912630

I did dxm with my high school gf on her 17th birthday and watched her get her nipples pierced. Then we met her family and some friends at a sushi place and without blinking lifted up her shirt to show the entire table what we'd just done.

Fuck, I used to love dxm.

Who is pretending to be me?
You are not me stop it
Who the fuck keeps gnomeposting pretending to be me?

gnomes man, gnomes

>>9912651
Sounds slutty, but in a good way.
I ain't never seen a girl with her nipples pierced in person before is it nice?
Wouldn't it get in the way though?

>>9912652
shut up im the real one
>>9912655
you too

>>9912658

>never seen a girl with her nipples pierced in person before is it nice

Yeah it was pretty hot. First girl I'd seen with pierced nipples. Kind of made her seem a little dirty, but we were just both getting to be full on sexually active at the time so it wasn't like she was unfaithful to me or an actual slut (and yes, I know she wasn't unfaithful because I spent the night at her house basically every night).

>>9911621
I have gout starting, I'm late 30s and my kidneys are not so good.
If you're worried about go get a blood test. Never lie to your doctor

>>9911661
Jewjitsu

>>9912683
I heard that getting your nipples pierced desensitizes feeling to the nipples, my wife debated getting one pierced but since they are already fun and sensitive we didnt wanna risk it.

>>9912630
Nice.
Ive never used dxm. Does it fuck with your sense of reality to the point where you don’t know what’s going on? If so wanna do some with this qt :3
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkEh5Un_Kk0

>>9912586
>Everyone I've ever talked to about it has said detox, but I kind of feel like I either have to hit rock bottom first and probably secretly hope that I die instead.
iktf.

interesting: a study was done comparing the long-term success rates of alcoholics who went to rehab on their own volition versus alcoholics who were admitted involuntarily, be it by their family, court order, etc. guess which group had the better recovery rate? neither, the recovery/relapse rates were practically identical. the hypothesized reasoning is that those who are admitted involuntarily generally have more to lose, be it their home, their career, their family, or their life.

>>9912704

I hate videos like this.

>i'm going on youtube
>better act extra fucked up

>>9912736

That makes a lot of sense. I'd also probably be much more inclined to voluntarily go to detox if I was financially stable, had people who cared about me, and whom I cared about, in my life, and generally had shit I felt like was worth working for. The fact that I don't have, or have lost, those things, makes it feel like there's no hope of even trying to go back.

Here is to quitting.

>>9912785
Happy new year

>>9912785
i wanna

>>9912821
Picture this guy with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand and you got me. Learn to enjoy your own company.

I haven't seen a vegetable in 4 days. Gotta start eating real food more often.

>>9912889
i ate 1 hawaiian roll today and had a multivitamin, otherwise it's been beer and water and cigarettes...wtf is wrong with me

>>9911655
Stop being dumb. There's no popular support for banning alcohol so politicians wouldn't try in the first place.

my observation notices alot of "you's" and "i's" in this thread. Happy new year.

want to drink tonight but have an interview tomorrow...yes on new years day...

>>9912904
u already said that

>>9912906
He's drunk, leave him be.

>>9912906
yeah well it bears repeating

>>9912785
Here is to moderated moderation and rewarded efforts and progress

>>9911232
>I bought a jar of moonshine
Pfpfftftpfpfptfptf you mean you bought a jar of brand name whisky with the label ripped off the mason jar and the lid replaced with another that doesn't have the brand's name on it. Anon, $30 says you got ripped the fuck off.

>>9912535
Yeah for the past few years I’ve managed to make it to 7pm on a nightly basis but some shitty stuff happened and I’ve started at noon every day and I’m scared I’m in the spiral downward. Not that I wasn’t before but starting to see there may not be turning back

Here is to not making another 365

Time to go watch the fireworks through the window I guess. Guess I had an okay year, did fuck all really but oh well. Got to see Laibach live finally which is something to notch off the bucket list I guess.

Can't fucking wait to move out of the city in a few months.

gotta figure out whether to get hard stuff or beer... shit i can't be too hungover tomorrow

>>9912973
Nah, I've had that stuff before, but this shit's legit. I live in rural Pennsylvania and I was partying with hillbillies. Dude has the still in his garage, column reflux. Corn liquor has a unique taste and smell. One sip and you know it's fuck-you-up corn liquor.

Pic related. Column reflux still.

2018 in the uk. Happy new year, or as close an approximation as is realistically possible.

>>9913043
Happy new year man! Hope the best for us all!

>>9911682
It's a real thing, they are called Falasha, and come from Ethiopia. Split from the Jews like >3000y ago. Most of them went to Israel.

>>9913057
>come from Ethiopia
HOL UP

>>9913110
U FINNA SAY

fuck tapering off this beer, gonna just shotgun a few of em cus this sippin aint working.

>>9913137
You mean you’re not getting a buzz, or you’re still in unbearable discomfort? Tapering isn’t supposed to be cosy, merely tolerable

>>9913137
Tapering isn't pleasant. It's not about feeling drunk or good, it's not even about not feeling too bad. It's about not dying and avoiding brain damage.
You'll feel like shit for a few days, there isn't much to do to avoid that.

>>9913170
should one be able to sleep while tapering?

>>9913191
Not necessarily. I only fall asleep if i pass out hammered. I smoked an enormous joint before bed for the first 3 weeks of quitting booze

>>9913198
same, can't do weed tho cuz it makes me anxious, i guess i'll just have fucked sleep, i can't believe i put myself in this WD position again

na like i need to taper cause im gonna see my wife in a couple days and dont want to be in bad condition for it. But i am in a bad mood and just wanna catch a buzz. I can delay tapering for at least a little bit.
1 half-assed buzz aint gonna kill me
but gnomes might

>>9913211
Why are you pretending to be me?
post a fucking timestamp of your bobcat
OH wait you don't have one. You fucker
Why is this funny to you, making up stories and being a gnomed out fuck.

>>9913219
>>9913211
if this is samefag you need to be institutionalized, seriously

>>9913191
Sleep? No. Some sort of rest filled with nightmares, yes. At least the first few days.
The first night of sleep, real sleep, not passed out drunk, feels amazing.

>>9913232
At this point I really can't tell if this guy is trolling or honestly fucked in the head or if it is actually multiple people.

>>9913233
fuck. i get seriously depressed and anxious without sleep...

>>9913241
it has to be same dude, the gnome shit is fucked up, it's like the garbage i heard people talking about in detox

>>9913247
yeah we the same
it is fun
I swear

I went completely insane in detox. Hardcore DTs. Makes me shudder thinking back to how little control I had.

>>9913265
they didn't give you enough benzos? i saw faces in the wooden floorboards at detox and woke up screaming from a nightmare about scientists trying to dissect me but otherwise was pretty well medicated

>>9913272
I was already addicted to them, I’d munch 10mg Valiums like smarties every night while drinking, so the 50mg/day (I think) they gave me was fuck all. Christ it was a bleak and terrifying time.

>>9913232
>>9913251
No we are not and it isn't funny you gnome agent

I cannot tell who is gnoming who at this point

>>9913291
Grab a tripcode, post an oc pic of something recognisably yours when you first post using it. Just use it to prove you’re you if being impersonated.

>>9913311
First, tripcodes are for fags or popularfags like DT or that Patticat dude

I refuse and let him pretend all he wants, who gives a fuck at this point. If this is how these 1 or 2 dudes wants to fuck with me then let them.
Fucking gnome agents
They are working with them.

>>9913319
Actually disregard that, I’ll use this trip.

>>9913319
are you not amused friendo?

>>9913325
Bullshit you are not me , post a picture of my rat or my bobcat with a timestamp.
Stop

Disregard any anon faking a gnome tripcode
I will post timestamps of something whenever i get back to my house.

>>9913325
wait post another pic of my computer screen like I did.
prove it

>>9913332
report him. The janitor is actually pretty reasonable about these things.

>>9913285
fuck my ass man that is brutal
i actually did the same thing though, came off a six month xanax and whiskey addiction (3 mg a day with 2/3 fifth of whiskey or 2 bottles of wine)

they did some ativan in the ER and then 4 mg ativan day 1, 3, 3, 2, 1 and i was out of there...fucking miserable...such a rapid detox from two horrifically addictive substances

Does all bourbon taste like shit with coke? Just tried pepsi and Bulleit, and tastes like absolute shit.

So back on topic, disregarding all these gnomes.

Who here is actually celebrating with people or alone?
It's time for 2018 boys!
Currently shotgunning Natural Ice
alone

>>9913371
3mg + 2/3 a fifth is a fuckton to come off of.
How did you ever even form coherent memories?
or did you miss out on entire months?

>>9913374
Not necessarily, Evan Williams and Coke is nice for cheapshit

But If you buy nice bourbon try and either drink it neat or plain on the rocks . I used to drink nothing but a coffee mug 3/4s room temp cheap bourbon and 1/4 icecold cocacola.
It was my go to for a year or so.

>>9913389
3 mg 2/3 fifth guy here
i dunno, i rotated that shit, i used xanax to come off the hangover, didn't really mix them excessively
but yeah it was a bad fucking 6 months, i was in law school and ended up dropping out...was a fucking wreck...i did somehow get massively laid at bars during that period, not that it made up for it or that i would recommend it

>>9913389
Yeah I enjoyed it straight up, but I'm used to drinking most booze with pepsi. Still a bit of a strong taste IMO, but the aftertaste is amazing.

>>9912346
It's way too late.

>>9913398
Was that the reason you dropped out or just a factor?
Also how is law school?

>>9913399
Why pepsi? It tastes a bit sweeter so it throws everything off for me. or is it just a personal preference thing?

>>9913406
i fucking hated it, im much happier now at my current job
i think i was doing the drugs and booze cuz i hated it

honestly im still amazed that i was pulled off of it in 5 days

>>9913406
I found that pepsi & Kraken BSR is one of my favorite drinks, so I also use it with gin or vodka, and it tastes fine.

>2018
I’ve been posting on 4chan for ten years.
Fuck me.
Every birthday, every Christmas... pretty much every day, for a decade.
I’ll never have a life again. Won’t be too long until I’ve been posting longer than moot.

>>9913408
What kind of job you got now?

>>9913412
Kraken is suprisingly good for dark rum which I don't like to be fair. What is BSR version?

>>9913420
I meant Black Spiced Rum

>>9913420
web dev

>>9913423
that stuff is what I was talking about too

>>9913427
making good money yet?

>>9913412
BEPIS AND KRAKE????

>>9913432
get outta here finland before I call the cops

>>9913428
yup, good money if i can keep my job through these WDs

bought a 2014 used porsche this year

>>9913435
Damn you must be totally gnome-free then
What part of withdrawals are you at man?

>>9913446
the part where you drink slowly all day to keep the terrors away and pray to god you get decent sleep

>>9913451
Ahhh I have been avoiding that one today

either last night or the night before was like that and it was exhausting

>>9913417
You made me realize the same thing. I started posting here around 07/08.

i want to fuck my 40 year old divorcee female roommate

im 30, jesus i cant stand it when she comes out for coffee in her sun dress with no bra

this is the end
even they dont want me no more
gonna die

>>9913531
are you ugly or a pussy? is she not interested?

>>9913632
no stop.

>>9913645
cant
Please let me make it through this night

>>9913641
hard to explain
she had taken A LOT of dick through tindr after her divorce before i met her
i dismissed her as a slutty thot when i moved in
but now im attracted to her, really want to cream her shaved pussy while she rides me naked with her tits bouncing...moaning...looking me deep in the eyes while i cum inside of her and kissing me while the last of my semen drips out of her pussy onto my sweaty belly.....

>>9913667
Hey hey , tone it down.
We understood without all that blogging, but to be honest with you, you need to explain what this milf looks like or post pics or we may not understand what you mean.
Older women are the best women.

>>9911320
>He doesn't have a collection of novelty ice trays
I got death stars, boba fett helmets, tikis, rolling stone lips, beatles yellow submarine, 3 differant sizes of globes and big blocks

What's the bump limit, 300 or 350?

Beer tapering today. I had a shower this morning and threw up red wine I had earlier. I didn't notice any blood but there were chunks of something, they looked delicate/flaky. Thing is I haven't eaten in days. Stomach lining?

>>9913685
300 hundo
i think
or maybe 350 idk

>>9913685
you'd be surprised how much shit coagulates once in stomach acid, im sure it was the wine
also shit stays in the stomach for ages if it's wedged in a crack might have been food, plz don't worry

MAKE A NEW THREAD JEWS
MAKE A NEW THREAD NIGGERS
MAKE A NEW THREAD IMMIGRANT SLIME
MAKE A NEW THREAD FAGS

>>9913708
>>9913685
This. Stuff can spend 48 hrs. in the stomach, people always blame the wrong place for food poisoning because of this harhar

Managed to stick to lager and a bottle of bubbly wine tonight except for one double shot of vodka.

Going to bed clearheaded and comfy. Feels good to start the new year sensibly.

>>9913684
i got a ninja turtles one last christmas but isn't it hard to get that floppy ass silicon tray into the freezer without spilling water everywhere? never used mine

>>9913684
I have one from my father with titties. I'll cherish it, always.

>>9913836
lol

>>9913836
i found this same titty mold when we were cleaning out the kitchen cabinets to install new cabinets, 20 years after my parents divorced, my mom saw them and said "that's some of your father's FILTH" lmao

>>9913667
Lewd

>>9913879
lol I found this helping my parents move, my mom said basically the same thing, I asked my dad if I could have it and there it is. It's old, my dad can't remember when he bought it exactly but he thinks late 70's

>>9913708
Yeast.

>>9911326
Laws are there to have a standard to hold people against, not preventing actions

>>9913962
deep stuff anon. very thoughtful

>mfw all my regular food takeout places are closed today

>>9914002
fatass

>>9914056
at least he's eating

>>9914082
true, sadly

>>9913911
yeah, i always laffed my ass off at the weird porno stuff my dad and men of the era liked, my dad had a keychain that was like a guy that fucked a girl when you wiggled the thing and it made him bang her, and my uncle had a cork screw that was a little angel man's dick that was stuck out. put them in an el camino.

>>9913685
310.
>>9913531
>40
Don’t fool yourself. She’s past her pork-by date. At that age she’s either rancid, or a chunky monkey blubbernaut wobbleslob fatty boombatty bloated hamplanet porkbeast trainwreck in reality. her clothes are a lie. Fuck her dsughters.

Huh. 2018. I’ll be the first to say it... I haven’t had a single drink all year. I’m cured.

>>9913632
>they
?

al/ck/ what the fuck, I have this bottle of sake but it doesn't taste like alcohol but I feel drunk

>>9911246
Maybe your should literally, and I mean literally, drink it instead of carrying it.

In order for your body to be hydrated, it's best literally, and I mean literally, drink it, not absorb it through osmosis.

>>9911511
That Ryan one is hard as fuck to watch.

>tfw going through withdrawals right now

Because the new op is apparently too dumb, link to new
>>9914789

>>9914789

>>9914966
It's not my responsibility to make new threads like a F5ing retard.

>>9914966
>>9914985
I'm drunk and misread your post. Forgive me senpai.