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9905987 No.9905987 [Reply] [Original]

What are eggs made of? Aren't they like vaginal discharge from Chickens? Or are they undeveloped chickens?

>> No.9906012
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9906012

>>9905987
>chickens have vaginas
Retard

>> No.9906019

>>9906012
How do they get pregnet then....

>> No.9906033

>>9905987
I hope you're trolling

>> No.9906040

They're made of protein and salmonella

>> No.9906048

>>9906019
Birds have a cloaca you fucking mong.

>> No.9906049
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>>9905987
Eggs are eggs. Female humans have eggs. Same shit.
Chickens fuck weird. They both have a whole. The rooster drops sperm out of his hole into the hens hole. There is no penetration.

>> No.9906082 [DELETED] 
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9906082

>>9906048
you're thinking of reptiles
I have it on good authority that they have vaginas

>> No.9906286

>>9905987
the yolk is the food source for the embryo,
the albumen's (the white) main purpose is to protect the yolk
but 99% of eggs you buy to eat are unfertilised, so no embryo anyway.
nutritional, it is mainly protein, some fat and vitamins/minerals
and yes, they are essentially part of a chicken's periods.

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9907920

>>9905987
It's basically haploid chicken. To put it more simply, it's a fucking egg. And chickens have cloacas, not vaginas. Meaning anal and vaginal sex is the same thing. Now enjoy your vaginal-ass haploid discharge.

>> No.9907936

>>9905987
its literal estrogen, dont eat them unless you want to be my gf

>> No.9907966

>>9906048
what's a cloaca?

>> No.9908166

>>9907966
A pussy asshole

>> No.9908499
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9908499

>>9906049
Bost bicture of birb secks 4 siance.

>> No.9908505

>>9908166
Actually, it is an asshole pussy

>> No.9909392

>>9908505
Actually it's half pussy half ass.

>> No.9909402

>>9907966
It's a one stop shop for shitting, fucking and laying eggs

>> No.9909403

>>9909392
It's half pussy, half ass, and half hole

>> No.9909405

>>9905987
It's literally a birb period

>> No.9909417

>>9909403
nope, half pussy, half ass and 1 hole

>> No.9909424

>>9909417
you niggas missing the point.

its all good

>> No.9909458

>>9908499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfel9sU-KI

>> No.9909492

>>9905987
calling it a chicken period is only half right, it's as much an egg as a human female's eggs are eggs, just bigger. There is sexual dimorphism in reproductive cells with female gametes being generally larger than male, chickens just take it to a ridiculous degree. You would think this is evolutionarily disadvantageous but chickens will not ovulate unless they are well fed, which mitigates this problem

>> No.9909517

>>9907966
Avian reproductive organ. Context, dipshit.

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This thread man. /ck/ teaching biology today

>> No.9909601

>>9909517
reproductive, digestive, and urinary

>> No.9909962

>>9905987
They're made of eggs. They're just eggs: mainly a bunch of proteins surrounded by a calcium carbonate shell.

>> No.9910176

>>9909417
>20 pounds of ass and pussy

>> No.9910413

>>9905987
eggs whites are rooster cummies

trufax

>> No.9910430

everytime you eat an egg you're eating a chickens baby

>> No.9910435

>>9909424
actually it's all that plus a penis

>> No.9910764

>>9905987
Nice bait thread Anon

>> No.9910825

>>9910430
It's only a baby birb if the egg was jizzed on, otherwise it's just an ova

>> No.9910837

>>9910435
Roosters jizz out their butts

Trufax

>> No.9910855

>>9905987

the white is liquid feathers. and the yolk is the rest of chicken.