/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>shit talking the bloomin' onion

Where did your life take such a hard turn south?

That's bloomin' awful, son.

>>9902988
there's no other food that makes me feel like I'm going to die whenever i eat it, but I also keep coming back for more a couple times a year.
it's that horseradish sauce and the batter. you could probably stick that on anything and it'd be delicious

They grow a specific onion just for these things, neat.

>>9902999
does your post count as satanic trips in upside down land, crockodile dundee?

>>9902988
looks pretty good imho.

>>9902988
Okay, this gave me a chuckle.

>>9902988
nobody in australia eats this

>>9903402
B-but our advertisements say you do. Who am I going to believe - a shitposting aussie or muh marketers? I think you know the answer to that.

>>9902988

Never seen this in my life and ive been everywhere man, I’ve been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby,
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi,
Yarra Yarra , Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra,
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra,
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta,
Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what’s it matter?

>>9904200
this didgery-douchbag knows his shit. all of those places were obviously named while exploring the outback inside a roo pouch

Always a hit with the kids

The only thing I ate on my aus trip that was a bit different.
Pie sitting in pea soup

>>9903071
It's apparently just a remoulade.

>>9903402
That's right bullshit mate. Me an ma roo is eatin a bloomy onion roighr nao!

>>9904209
>Pie floater
That's a regional dish. Only retarded flyovers from Adelaide eat it.

>>9904212
This git's here to fuck spiders.

>>9904220
I had it in Melbourne.
I'm from NZ and strangely never seen it before. Usually we adopt all your stuff

>>9904256
Melbourne appropriates some aspects of flyover culture as an ironic thing. You see the same thing in the US. Flyover shit is horrible.

>>9904209
That would be heavenly if only it were proper split pea soup. Looks like they made some poncey soyboy shit to put the pie in, though.

>>9905078
The one I had was pretty good. Was a decent pea soup and top notch pie

>>9902988
good day mate, you are a right cunt

>>9902988
Bloomin' Onions taste like sex.

>>9902988
ausfag here, have literally never had this or seen it on a menu anywhere

having said that there is no such thing as australian cuisine unless it's just cooking an emu or a kangaroo

>>9902988
from the thumbnail I thought it was a plate of cheerios/cocktail franks
the faggots from Sydney and Melbourne call them little boys weiners

>>9905135
That sounds disgusting to be honest.

>>9905169
>the faggots from Sydney and Melbourne
Yeah, living in Cairns must be so much better, right Cletus?

>>9905144
Hello, this is an appetizer from an Australian themed chain restaurant in the US named Outback Steakhouse. This is called a Blooming Onion.

>>9905176
shouldn't you be prepping your bull?

>>9902988
"Australian" cuisine

>>9905189
Yeah, narr don't fucking throw all us Victorians in with those city dwelling cunts. Those fucking poofters can fuck right off.

goon

>>9905213

FUCK

>>9905191
What has been done can not be undone. Your country should just stop fighting it and adopt the blooming onion as your country's primary food source. From now on Australians should only eat things off of the Outback Steakhouse menu.

>>9905191
>Much like outback steakhouse itself
Pretty spot on there desu

>>9905191
>taking the bait

>>9902988
Blooming onions are wonderful and you can fuck all the way off

>>9905191
good job internet sleuth

you replied to moar bait

>>9905181
>Australian themed chain restaurant

my condolences

>>9904200

https://youtu.be/ZAD9OEGUIHY

>>9904200

Kekking at this post, trying to imagine someone actually saying it

>>9907288
https://youtu.be/mvBpLbNik_U?t=1m24s

>>9905189
build more houses for the abbos to burn down

>>9905213
high point of australian culture, i have a bag for brekkie everyday
2nd place is pic related, combined food and drink for when you need a pick me up after the goon

>>9906746
oi cunt, roads are for cars, not for dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

>>9909022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
cars are for petrol sniffing, not driving anon

>>9904256
>>9904220
>>9905078
Don't brits have something like this? Like a pie sitting in a pea soup

>>9904207
but does hubby love it?

>>9909038
>tfw officially recognized as 'native fauna' up until 1967
pretty sad desu, alcohol has completely destroyed them.

Must watch until at least 1.40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>9903281
Don't make me didgeridoo you in the ass

>>9905260
Time to take you out back and plant a bullet steak in your brains' house

>>9909340
This kills me every time. What a bunch of subhumans

>>9909399
They are literally proto-niggers that missed to train to mankind.
Still, I feel sorry for them. They have been destroyed. All they wanted to do was live and hunt their homelands

>>9909493
They're somehow more fucked up than africans, apparently the ones in the outback are basically still completely feral and do weird fucked up foreskin rituals for virility like cutting the childs dick vertically then fucking it like a vag.

Also I remember reading an article where there was a village of the weirdos that only had three toes on their feet because of inbreeding.

>>9909508
>”cutting the childs dick vertically then fucking it like a vag”


The original blooming onion

>>9904200
Have you been to Niggabong?

>>9909508
They 'butterfly' their penis against a rock.
In the dream times they would hold it and point it and things they wanted to be struck with lighting.
People probably think I'm making this up.

>>9909533
kek

>>9909533
Well I guess I can't eat that food anymore

>>9909340
i'm fucking dying

Australia has no defining cuisine. It's a hotpot mix of chinks, POO, and more POO.

>>9909542
I think their race needs to be wiped out. They haven't contributed anything to society.

>>9903402
They should try it, they're pretty decent.

>>9910222

it has no redeeming culture at all in any medium.

>>9909340
>>9909399
>Not understanding the 4D chess that the abbos are playing by exploiting the naivete of that white tranny

bruhs, they even laugh at themselves slapping sticks together and moaning while whitey has to sit in the crowd and entertain that clear act of idiocy.

whitey is meant to be exploited

>>9909302
No, we don't; but we do have Pukka Pies and mushy peas, both of which are on sale at chip shops and usually served with chips - I wouldn't be surprised if that was the genetic ancestor of the 'pie floater'.

>>9910754
https://youtu.be/CUmo3eKsxIE

>>9909340
That fauna thing is a local myth. They weren't officially classified as anything, some Abos at some point joked that they must have been fauna, and one thing led to another.

>>9904207
kek its knockoff poptarts

>>9905191
>believing wiki lies

>>9909542
but curses used to work in olden times, and its not just an abbo thing

>>9909542
I believe you

>>9902988
I am Australian and have literally never heard of or seen one of these besides on /ck/

>>9904200
I have actually been to all these places. (besides billabong of course)

>>9909038
How come some of them have blond hair but dark skin?

>>9913981
Abos may superficially appear to be the same as Africans but they are genetically much different. Read this.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2012/05/case-closed-blonde-melanesians-understood/

>>9904220
Except Harry's Cafe de Wheels is a bit of a Sydney institution (or was until it traded its cultural capital in to become a floundering franchise). I suspect its primary source of income is selling floaters to tourists.

>>9909013
I miss Aussie Milo so bad. They have it in other countries but it's just chocolate milk powder everywhere else.

>>9904200
im from geelong, ama

For me, it's Foster's.

>>9914125
As I understand it, it was a group of hominoids who migrated out of Africa, traveling the coast and crossing into Aussie via land bridge. They were in isolation for a long time and didn't change much compared to those humans developing in Africa.
They are said to be the last living example of early humans.

>>9905213
Spoilers don't work on here.

the pies look good af tbqh.

why doesn't america have much of a savory pie culture? we're anglosphere too. we've just got subbar chicken pot pies and hot pockets.

>>9915575
I remember trying to explain what a sausage roll was to an American friend once.
He kept coming back with "ah like a breakfast burrito"
In the end I just agreed.

>>9915593
It's much closer to pigs in a blanket.

>>9914959
The fuck? Australia has been separated from Asia and Africa for millions of years. That's why there were relatively few placental mammals there. If a landbridge had formed between Asia and Australia the marsupials would have been wiped out by migrating placentals just like what happened when North and South America connected.
Melanasians are 75% SEA and 25% Polynesian, genetically. They are not Africans genetically and they are not a "living example of early humans"- they migrated there somewhere between 10,000 and 8,000 years ago, well into the era of modern humans.

>>9915575
>subbar chicken pot pies
delete this

>>9909533
Top kek mate

>>9916236
Apparently sea level is low between aus and PNG and has been way lower 60k ago
https://www.quora.com/How-did-people-originally-get-to-Australia

>>9916236
At least 40,000 aktshually

>>9902988
This isn't Australian cuisine. Like most American foodstuffs that purport to be foreign, it's entirely of American origin.

>>9916882
We know, you fucking nerdlinger

>>9915775
Your mum in bed.

>>9902988
Aussies are the most based people on earth. Their whole country is just a massive irl shitpost. I love it.

>>9903281
>does your post count as satanic trips in upside down land, crockodile dundee?

>>9915575
throw some peas on that and you're in business

>>9905078
Poncey is my cats name, Poncey da Lion

>>9917972
Noice

>>9915575
Any good recipes for an authentic Straya meat pie? They look delicious.

>>9904268
yep, we’ve got ironic flyover joints here in NYC. except the food is better because we have actual farms within range of the city so they can use like, chicken that isn’t Tyson crap, for instance. so it’s not totally authentic but at least the atmosphere is meticulous, except that the customers aren’t fat and you can see minorities who aren’t the help

>>9902988
fuck off cunt it looks mad

>>9910227
nor have you

>>9902988
>take the best vegetable
>fry it
Not seeing a problem.

>>9909399
They're just praying to the centerlink gods for more VB and gooloma

>>9915775
*hidden hot dogs

Cuisine

>>9903258
Tastes like any other onion to me, do they pick it later in the season when it's bloomed or something?

>>9919067
Are you retarded or are you just shitting me?

>>9905191
wikipedia can be edited by anyone, would your college professor let you use wikipedia as a citation?

>>9904207

Ah. Queensland's sugary sugar toast. Love that shit mate.

>>9917993
Noice, I've trained my kitter to attack faggots

>>9909013
i chug milo every day m8

>>9918154
its not really a thing that people make at home funnily enough

>>9919209
>quensland's
>toast

queenslanders really are retarded

>>9918154
They're full of low grade mystery meat. I wouldn't feed one to a dog.

>>9919705
pretty much tongues and assholes bruh.
NZ pies are where it's at.
We have laws about using offal in foodstuffs

>>9918154
It's just mince or chuck steak in a gravy, you can put some cheese in if you like. Use a puffy pastry

>>9919744
Yes, New Zealanders are renowned for using the tongues and assholes of livestock for different purposes.

>>9915575

We just arent fans of savory pastries anon. Just look at shepherds pie, we literally just stopped making it in a shell and skipped straight to pan.

>>9909533

>>9919744
Well shit, and here was me thinking that the "Australia" in "Food Standards Australia New Zealand" actually referred to Australia.

>>9919750
muh sides

>>9919834
Different standard in regards to kiwi pies
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=3291

>>9919750
Funny guy.
Do sheep joke next

>>9919907
I knew going to New Zealand was like going back 20 years in a figurative sense but I didn't realise it was literal too.

>>9919921
It's the first article I could find but I can promise you, your attempt at having our meat standards lowered to match yours failed.

>>9919932
Look mate, there's a fundamental part of Food Standards Australia New Zealand which I don't think you are getting. Australia New Zealand isn't some magical uncharted island in the middle of the Tasman, it refers to BOTH Australia AND New Zealand. Still with me? They develop joint standards, shared standards, that apply to both Australia and New Zealand, at the same time.

Plus that shit was nearly 20 years ago, are you going to cry about the underarm incident next?

>>9904220
>>9904256
Absolutely seething BTFO cuckbournite detected, have fun fighting off APEX members you pozzed cunt.

>>9918154
shortcrust base, puff top, egg to glaze, slow-cooked beef and onion filling with gravy and some worcester sauce + tomato sauce

australian tomato sauce is different from ketchup: it's less sickly-sweet, a bit thinner, has little to no vinegar, and generally has different spices added to it