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>> No.9898541

>I love chocolate! teehee

>> No.9898551
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>> No.9898553
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>> No.9898559
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>> No.9898583

>>9898551
that rill bre free hundred dorra gwuy low

>> No.9899050

>>9898553
ahh the LIRR

>> No.9899543

wow, same shit different day.

>> No.9899574
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>> No.9899588

>>9898553
British """""people"""""

>> No.9899654
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>> No.9899680

>>9899654
even if all mexicans get taco robots their houses will still reek of burnt corn oil.

>> No.9899685
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>> No.9899724
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>> No.9899734

>>9899724
Honestly not a bad cheap alternative to a food processor

>> No.9899744

>>9899734
food processors are like $30

>> No.9899746

>>9899744
But what if the power goes out and I need to make emergency salsa?

>> No.9899747
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>> No.9899752

>>9899744
Yeah but now I can spend $5 and then $25 on eggs

>> No.9899754
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9899754

I guess I went on a bender one night and made a bunch of webms of dumb kitchen gadgets.

>> No.9899758

>>9899754
CHILDREN WILL NEVER TIRE OF DRAWING WITH CINNIBIRB

>> No.9899774

>>9899724
good for camping

>> No.9899778
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>>9899774
What exactly do you need to dice while camping?

>> No.9899780

>>9899724
>remove the need for knife skills
>more dishes
Fucking why.

>> No.9899828

>>9899754
How many of these were used to decorate lattes with swastikas I wonder?

>> No.9899830

>>9899780
Knife skills, not knifes. It takes no skills to but something in half.

>> No.9899846

>>9899747
Man adding cheese and bacon would make this fantastic not to mention some salsa and avocado too

>> No.9899852

>>9899754
This product has a very dildo like everything

>> No.9899854
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>>9899852
You want dildo food?

>> No.9899859

>>9899778
Very exciting product

Once and twice after that first use entirely gay

>> No.9899864

>>9899854
I guess you have all sorted gay products cover3d in the webm section

What a toatal faggot chan3r

>> No.9899866

>>9899864
Something wrong with your E key mate?

>> No.9899871

>>9899866
He's a phoneposter

>> No.9899905
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>> No.9899919

>>9899854
Nothing like having an eggcock first thing in the morning.

>> No.9899925

>>9899778
American "measurements"

>> No.9899928

>>9899854
>mmm it shits hot steamy logs right into my mouth!

>> No.9899935

>>9899854
perfect for openly gay egg enthusiasts

>> No.9899972
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>> No.9900001

>>9899972
>all that albumen still with the yolk
>can literally be replaced with an empty water bottle
Not to mention that eggs come with the perfect separator.
Truly, we are experiencing late stage capitalism.

>> No.9900149

>>9899778
This actually looks useful. Mostly because I have never seen an alternative to an easily self scraping measuring spoon. Like why am I measuring a tablespoon of honey if 1/4 of it remains stuck to the spoon? I don't want to have to dig that shit out with my thumb and then have to wash my hands before I can measure the next thing.

>> No.9900279
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>> No.9900288

>>9900279
someone will find that can of ravioli one day and flip the fuck out

>> No.9900300

>>9900149
i love the multi size tool but there should be a way they can design the product to have tsp and tbs into one product. it just seems so redundant

>> No.9900307

>>9899972
Just pick the yolk up with your hands. Fuck me.

>> No.9900310

>>9900279
>I came

>> No.9900323
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>>9899747
>Enjoy!

>> No.9900366

>>9900307
no way, it's still raw. You'll get salmonella

>> No.9900421
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>> No.9900435

>>9900421
look at that hammy go

>> No.9900438

>>9899724

not bad. much better than that press down onion chopper piece of shit

>> No.9900441

>>9900279
They served that shit in school, and i always hated it

>> No.9900482

>>9899654
i weep for this planet

>> No.9900528
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>>9899588
That's actually 'merica. This is what British railway cuisine is like.

>> No.9900530

>>9899854
I sort of view this short of shit as part of the decline.

People no longer create or are immersed in their culture in america. We consume stupid products and insipid memes that change every week.

>> No.9900535

>>9900528
Which bong train system has yellow cabins?

>> No.9900536

>>9900535
Merseyrail, but that's not a merseyrail train

>> No.9900566
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>> No.9900574

>>9899654
me at the end

>> No.9900591
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>>9899854

>> No.9900592

>>9899654
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrresh

>> No.9900596

>>9900591
¦¬>

>> No.9900622

>>9900591
wonder what std's he's contracted

>> No.9900630

>>9900535
Articles only say "UK". Can't find out exactly which railway it is.

>> No.9900635

>>9899778
That's cool. Wonder how long those things last.

>> No.9900649

>>9900566
that's a big ass cat

>> No.9900678
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>>9900649

>cat

which part of it did you not see? the part where it was clearly a fish? What cat has no teeth and a fish mouth? hmmm? Which one? Tell me which cat is completely submerged until it uses it's fucking tail to swim up and open it's FISH mouth.

You stupid cunt. This was a video of a fish eating from a spoon hence the absurdly cute aspect.

>> No.9900685

>>9900678
When did you last see a gold colored fish??

>> No.9900691

>>9900685

last time i ate a goldfish cracker.. cracker.

>> No.9900697
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>>9900678
Look at the whiskers bruh

>> No.9900701

>>9900697

look at the fisheye lens used on the camera you feline faggot

>> No.9900770
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ja/ck/ plz

>> No.9900776
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>>9900770
fuck off immediately

>> No.9900896
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>>9898502

>> No.9900900

>>9899050
This is def. the LIRR

>> No.9900928

>>9899754
>I guess I went on a bender one night and made a bunch of webms
That's the classic /ck/ webm thread way.

>> No.9900930
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>>9898502

>> No.9900959

>>9900288
>a boyardus raviolus fossil, and with perfectly preserved food in its stomach!

>> No.9900973

>>9900896
This is an atrocity.
A crime against humanity.
I'm writing to the authorities.

>> No.9900979

>>9898502
It lines up perfectly the first loop
https://youtu.be/JY1hD0NtT4o

>> No.9900984

>>9900421
hey hammy, lay off the carrots

>> No.9901041

>>9900770
That's Kay.

>> No.9901055

>>9901041

yes but post jack you cunt

>> No.9901069
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Are y'all ready for this...?

>> No.9901071
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>> No.9901076
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>tfw cooking with non newtown fluids

>> No.9901087
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a classic food and cooking comedy webm

>> No.9901091

>>9898553
5 seco....10 secon..... 30 second rule!

>> No.9901101

>>9901069
DOUBLE DRAGON
DRAGGIN YOU DOWN TO THE GROUND
JIMMY AND BILLY REPRESENTIN
QUIT MESSIN AROUND

>> No.9901106
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disco fries done Ja/ck/'s way

>> No.9901110
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>>9901076
how is this even possible

>> No.9901123
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do not fall for the speed hole meme

>> No.9901131

>>9899754
that's like 10x as much cinnamon as any dish should have on that cup

>> No.9901136
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we don't need no stinking thermometers

>> No.9901164
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>> No.9901168

>>9901123
knuckle grip why?

>> No.9901189
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>>9901168
Jack has a cargo cult mentality of cooking techniques. He's seen good cooks do it so he employs it without any rhyme or reason either than it's the way to do it.

>> No.9901222
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>> No.9901253
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>> No.9901267

>>9899654
>no white person

>> No.9901268

>>9901267
because it's an american family

>> No.9901298

>>9900279
You should edit the explosion out

>> No.9901308

>>9901298

dont tell us how to play dad

>> No.9901326

>>9900896
If they were aiming for a Peace Sign they instead made the Mercedes logo.

>> No.9901335

>>9901069
>>9901076
No fuck off.

>> No.9901342
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KIJS, keep it juicey stupid

>> No.9901380

>>9901342

>inordinate amount of ketchup
>entire jar of shit
>frying ketchup in 1" of oil.

stay strong

>> No.9901526
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>> No.9901530
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prefect every time :)

>> No.9901532
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>> No.9901558
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>>9900591

>> No.9901562

>>9901532
>canola oil
way to be a fucking fag

>> No.9901566

>>9899972
there's a lot of white that's getting sucked up...

>> No.9901572
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>>9901168
jack is concerned with safety in the kitchen

>> No.9901573

>>9900528
Richard Stallman?

>> No.9901578
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>>9901572
>jack is concerned with safety in the kitchen

good joke anon

>> No.9901584

>>9901253
it may be a lot of fucking around but I'd eat that

>> No.9901602

>>9901342
audible what the fuck
Like ok the sauce seems good but why put it in now instead of on top later?
And I have no idea what that black shit even is. Mushrooms cooked in soy sauce?

>> No.9901608
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>>9901572
only the fittest and the juicey deserve to survive

>> No.9901615

>>9901584
They're not all meant to be inedible meme garbage like >>9900896

Some are just in idea some guy had that they wanted someone to try

>> No.9901636

>>9901602
celery balsamic reduction
I am pretty sure he was copying someone else's recipe but I could be wrong about that

>> No.9901637
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>>9901578
I sometimes fantasize about having him as an employee, constantly fucking up and having 0 common sense. I get to fire him and call him an incompetent idiot while he cries the whole time

>> No.9901640

>>9901071
Who the fuck stuffs a burger with parsley? That is try hard hipster bullshit.
>Inb4 it adds color!!!!111!!!
Nobody gives a shit about color.

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>> No.9901660
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>>9901636
>i'll just pour this liquid on unmelted cheese instead of a bun so it all runs off the burger

>> No.9901676

>>9901342
I tried to find a word for the amount of ketchup he used and the only one that stuck was'frightening'

>> No.9901680
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>Haven't watch any Jack in a year
>What's in your water?
>TrackerNow
>Is Jack Scalfani 100% Italian
>Low Carb 2.2g Hamburger Bun
>Walmart Savings Catcher
>Rain X Anti Fog & Rain Repellent & Windshield

Wat.

>> No.9901690
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>>9901680
product reviews and carney pseudo science get more views than cooking videos do

also hard to trade exposure for money/products from homemade potato salad

>> No.9901711
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No webms of jack tongue fucking his food on the way in???

>> No.9901752
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be sure to use with adult supervision

>> No.9901764
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>> No.9901776

>>9901189
How infuriating

>> No.9901787
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tfw I have all the jack webms filtered already

>> No.9901795
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>>9900528
Stop

>> No.9901801

>>9901711
Why do you guys watch this guy? He seems like a terrible shitty cook

>> No.9901804

>>9901787
I'm pretty sure the Jackposter is out of them now anyway considering there is only like 20 of them and they have no concept of how to make OC.

>> No.9901827
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I've got 100 jack webms

>> No.9901830

>>9901827
you fucking liar

>> No.9901841

>>9901801
why do people watch videos of chinese people plowing into each other with their cars?

>> No.9901844

>>9901827
Then go make a Jack thread.

>> No.9901845
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>>9901830
if you know there's never any new ones then you'd know there's a shit ton more than 20

you can capture anything he does and people will go "oh what a buffoon", it doesn't even have to be bad or funny

>> No.9901852
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>>9901845
See >>9901844
Nobody wants random jack moments. 95/100 of your webms are boring trash that just take up space

>> No.9901853

>>9901841
Fair enough

>> No.9901862

>>9900001
>Not to mention that eggs come with the perfect separator.

You're one of those retards.

>> No.9901870
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>>9901844
there already is one. this thread.

>>9901852
you're wrong people do want them. someone very early on demanded jack webms. I don't recall anyone asking for top down autist recipes. They're both food and cooking and they're both relevant to the thread.

>> No.9901878

>>9899588
It's New York. They're probably taking one of the last trains out of Grand Central judging by how drunk she is.

>> No.9901879

>>9901870
Just admit the reason you spam the shit here is because mods delete Jack threads because it's considered off topic shitposting. If it isn't then you'd have no problem making your own thread.

>> No.9901904

>>9901879
>>9901870
yeah look at all that off topic, man what's he doing... is it... cooking... cooking food?
what is the file type... some sort of... webm?

salty boy, we'll be here posting hot Jacks in all your threads because that's what /ck/ deserves.

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>>9901827
>Pours everything in the middle
Fucking stop, pour it in evenly.

>> No.9901961

>>9901946
That's your problem with this clusterfuck?

>> No.9902010

>>9899754
this would be amazing for setting up fat lines of coke

>> No.9902021

>>9901253
>hero shot of the mash as if that lumpy disaster looks good
>had to timelapse the piping because the nozzle is so clogged

>> No.9902038
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9902038

>>9902010
coke and /ck/ do not mix

>> No.9902047

>>9901904
>we
I know you're large but you're not actually multiple people.

>> No.9902069
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9902069

how much of a dish has to actual be made from scratch before you consider it cooking?

at the end of the day all you're doing is reassembling store bought food into new conglomerations any way. Is Ja/ck/'s cheese cake home made or store bought?

>>9902047
do you take it up the ass?

>> No.9902072

>>9899972
>rubbery
>huge hole up front
>people still stalking about it's intented purporse
I would rape it.

>> No.9902081
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9902081

>>9902069
That pulsating tub.

>> No.9902084

>>9902069
Cooking is a skill, meaning there has to be a realistic prospect of failure to be considered a test of that skill

Putting a tv dinner in the microwave is not cooking, because barring serious brain injury there's no realistic way to fuck that up

Preparing and servind a roast chicken however is cooking because you could easily poison people if you fuck it up.

>> No.9902085

>>9901752
Someone posted his stuff on /tv/ so I had to come here to see more. I am not disappointed, this is the best so far

>> No.9902100

>>9900930
Why not mix the cream with spices BEFORE inserting the fucking chicken?! Why can't you just use plain fucking cornflakes?! Why does it have to be fucking cheesy puffs? WHY EVERYBODY WANTS TO END UP LIKE CARTMAN!

>> No.9902117

>>9901071
>Stuffing patty with bacon
>Putting caramelized onion godness INTO patty
>Putting burger patty into oven
>Tomatoes in burger
Killing yourself wouldn't be enough

>> No.9902128

>>9901164
>Prefrying garlic
Will this meme ever die out

>> No.9902138
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>> No.9902145

>>9901222
>Low sodium
You not man enough?

>> No.9902147
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9902147

>>9902138
>two italian americans with disease of affluence in one thread

ohhhh come on

>> No.9902152

>>9902138
>mah nigga what are you doin?
>jesus christ boy stop, STOP!
>FUCK BRAH DON'T DO THIS HOLY SHIT PEOPLE LOVE YOU
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?

>> No.9902153

>>9901253
Looks edible, but time and energy consuming as fuck. Wouldn't do even if I wanted to impress my date.

>> No.9902158

>>9901342
You know it's gonna be good if the first ingredient is whole fucking jar of ketchup.
Also that gravy is black enough to make me unholster my gun.

>> No.9902172

>>9901526
>grabs a quite pretty piece of meat
>LETS FUCKING DROWN IT IN SOYSAUCE
>LETS DESTROY IT ON A FUCKING PAN
>LETS FUCKING STAB IT WITH A FUCKING THERMOMETER!
>now wait and admire for at least five fucking minutes the utter doom you've just gave birth to

>> No.9902176

>>9901532
>gourmet
/thread

>> No.9902183

>>9901608
>Not naming it "House fires for dummies"

>> No.9902195

>>9902069
The only replies you get is people who are tired of your shit.

>> No.9902205
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>> No.9902209
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>>9901136
>that fat fuck ambulation

>> No.9902212

>>9901870
>top down autist recipes
Better than LOL LOOK AT JACK HE SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS GROsS STUFF HE MADE

>> No.9902225
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>>9902195
feel free to browse them, you're wrong and unless you're a retard you know you're wrong.
mods aren't unaware the webm threads are all jack threads. if you were really concerned about spam then you wouldn't want webm threads to exist at all.
>>9902212
have another (you). I have no problem with them but they aren't popular like Jack is.

this classic will be familiar to the regulars, jack makes a meatloaf in a perfect meatloaf pan and it comes out suspiciously juicy.

>> No.9902226

>>9902205
>Ruins butter
>Ruins pot
Why even....?

>> No.9902250

>>9902226
that's clarified butter you mong
the butter isn't ruined and neither is the pot (although honestly you should be skimming those milk solids out, not letting them burn)

>> No.9902255
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>>9902225
Seriously, go make a jack thread and get the fuck out.

>> No.9902260

>>9902209
I get what he's trying to do but goddamn why throw away half of the onion?

>> No.9902267

>>9902250
>Light yellow at first
>Brown at the end
>Not ruined
Go deepfry yourself a stick of butter Cartman
Clarified butter is done on low heat by skimming the foam right at the start and before boiling. Then it stays the same pale yellow, keeps its taste and doesn't turn into burned shit.

>> No.9902271

How many people actually want jack posts?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14723074

>> No.9902273
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>>9902255
cool it with the hostilities :^)

icing your meat prior to grilling helps retain moisture in the burger... but at what cost?
Jack finds out it is the burger's flavor... whoa, now this is going to be a tough call.

>> No.9902275

>>9901608
>that flourish

>> No.9902278

>>9900591
>Gee Bill

>> No.9902279

>>9902255
Nigga, you can't win by replying. Hide his posts and move on, it's literally the only power you have

>> No.9902286

>>9902279
I'm also collecting a list of his md5s so others can auto hide them

/ShkjHBZq9FrJE8UHcQDz2w==/
/tIw9Hy2QGV/WMZnsqTShyw==/
/08OOKiWCcjEoSSmA7C0NdA==/
/jHtJVrUuC2FQz2NWRbL1PA==/
/RDJVEycGYy5Fa/cGSJSiOw==/
/o+SY1Yq0z94jf+eOkwgq9A==/
/MMTSmTwkmK2B11+9dts0BA==/
/FEDB+fbLoZC3mTVriFn2QQ==/
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/NTXopFIGp+7hQFQK21WVnQ==/
/w4t2+ZBShcHtHFKabUP+7Q==/
/HZFw0xnJV27zz9Qy7la7nQ==/
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/8D+D+MN4wsn4kN6NUqcgQw==/
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/C98bW17GfwPCRfXFxIg7xg==/
/Cm8Kc5zkW7nYVdIkHWexXg==/
/PCgGyDecGo82GYcwCLfbwQ==/
/PCgGyDecGo82GYcwCLfbwQ==/
/8pLWVQC7Dmr6YVPCE3zr5A==/
/8pLWVQC7Dmr6YVPCE3zr5A==/
/13zaa1z3Cn2vrHfi1DHvQA==/
/f6vHDgNW53SqC8AEez/8rw==/
/wTDuY1kPPzkibStREaOFMQ==/

>> No.9902303

>>9902250
It's not clarified butter it's ghee, you're not supposed to skim milk solids.

>> No.9902310
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>> No.9902313

>>9901136
He probably blamed the blender for this in true king jack style

>> No.9902314
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>> No.9902315
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>>9902310
>making the dough from scratch

mug's game

>> No.9902323

>>9902286
Thanks, done.

>> No.9902325

>>9901110
non-newtonian fluid.

>> No.9902331

>>9902315
>storebought everything
>top with garlic herb butter

$10 she's even fatter than her hands indicate.

>> No.9902337
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>>9902315
That actually looks kinda good. But I'm starving and a little drunk

>> No.9902339

>>9900678
You get a (you) just for typing all that shit out

>> No.9902349

>>9902337
I'm right there with you bro. Or I was. I have UberEats, got McDonalds right to my front door

>> No.9902350
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>> No.9902355

>>9902303
you remove the solids from both, but with ghee you wait to do that after the butter has simmered for a while and gets a bit nutty and then remove them

>> No.9902364
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>>9902349
I work in a city but live in the rural country. I've started to use grubhub lately and man I wish I could get that service at my home.

>> No.9902372

>>9899747

almost made me puke gg

>> No.9902387
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>> No.9902403

>>9902212
Every webm thread we have ends up being the same tired posts we see everyday, rather it be Jack or legitimate cooking. I for one choose Jack.

>> No.9902409
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>>9902350
god bless this man and his family

>>9902387
no no no no NOOOOOOO
at least it's jack taking the hit so we don't have to

>> No.9902447

>>9902350
>Tammyflaps.jpg

>> No.9902462
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>>9902447
thank you for that

>> No.9902474

>>9899925
Especially fun when they add such nice precise additional information like "densely packed". Or when they want whole nuts and all you have is broken.

That's my only problem with Chef John, I don't give a shit about imperial silliness ... but quit it with the fucking volume measures for non liquids.

>> No.9902490

>>9902403
There's not much incentive to spend time looking for good new videos when every fresh webm gets lost in a a dozen jackposts.

>> No.9902509
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>>9902490
do not scapegoat webm thread's being shit on Jack's back.

the threads shouldn't be on /ck/ at all, but heh don't put up a strawpoll about that.

>> No.9902518

>>9902509
It's not on Jack's back, it's on your ample form. Why don't you post a Jack thread in /wsg/?

>> No.9902527

>>9902518
because even though that's where these threads belong they die there

>> No.9902572

>>9902527
If you keep driving all the other content away, your jack threads will die here too.

>> No.9902593

>>9899654
Even the guy who takes the plates from her cant hide how little of a shit he gives for that piece of shit

>> No.9902601

>>9899778
>polygons
>they are clearly polyhedra
2/10 bait, made me reply

>> No.9902604
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>>9902572
nah Jack brings people in, like a familiar dog wagging his tail. You've seen him a thousand times but you think you're going to walk passed without giving him a pat?
as long as mods tolerate these webms on the food and cooking board then the groundhog's day of reposting old stuff with little fleks of new content will occur as it always has

for example this excellent cheese melting webm, another classic /ck/ staple

>> No.9902620

>>9900441
that sucks man, it should be illegal to feed hot lava to kids

>> No.9902623

>>9902604
Just rein your autism in a bit dude. Some of the webms are funny, the recent exploding omelette device was good, getting butthurt and spamming for hours every time someone complains about it is not.

>> No.9902639

>>9902623
"someone" is actively campaigns to hem jack posting out of the board when it is the only justifiable reason for the board to exist. if no one corrects his opinion then where will we all be?
most likely reddit if she had her way

>> No.9902640

>>9900678
>What cat has no teeth and a fish mouth? hmmm? Which one? Tell me which cat is completely submerged until it uses it's fucking tail to swim up and open it's FISH mouth.

a cat fish

>> No.9902666
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9902666

>>9902639
>he thinks it's only been one person this whole time

>> No.9902672

>>9900896
>top row gone
>have to shove your fingers in dip to reach bottom row
Fuck this is dumb as shit

>> No.9902680

>>9902387
I expect no less from a man with an apple watch.

>> No.9902692
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>> No.9902696

>>9901532
>pre-slicing your steak
What the fuck

>> No.9902716

>>9900896
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

>> No.9902717

>>9902639
I would personally prefer it if you didn't jackpost at all, it's not one person. I'm trying to be reasonable with you and ask you to at least tone it down a bit.

>> No.9902739
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>>9902717
the clippy "you're fat make a jack thread if you're so sure it's on topic" is one guy. People don't have to like jack, but they do have to accept his webms being posted ad naseum on their image board is as valid as the rest of the reposts.

>> No.9902768
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>> No.9902797

>>9902739
That's so sad though. What do you get out of it?

>> No.9902818

>>9901573
You deserve a you, friend

>> No.9902833

>>9901578
>cuts the hand holding the knife
this guy is brilliant

>> No.9902843

>>9901801
it's like a car wreck. you know it ain't gonna be good, but you have to look regardless

>> No.9902846
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9902846

>>9902739
>cooking with fabric surfaces and a flaming hole in the ground
what the frick?

>> No.9902848

/ck/ needs to have poster ID's. This is the final jack solution.

>> No.9902849
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>>9902797
not him but I like when newbies discover him for the first time it's heartwarming to see their souls get crushed :^)

>> No.9902859

>>9902387
for what purpose?
why are they cooking hamburgers on a sheet of paper?
why are they cooking eggs on paper, on the grill?

>> No.9902866

>>9902797
circle jacking with my ck friends. cross board jack posting brings people into /ck/. unlike a farm machine pulling up hundreds of carrots people see jack and want to see more. the "it's old hat" critism of jack webms are true but it's true of all cooking webms and that's why we need a Jack sticky so people can just come over and enjoy the stock.

>> No.9902871

>>9902349
oh man ubereats is fuckin godly
3 am and im drunk as fuck and starving?
hamburger club with bacon and fries in 15 minutes
im about to order some shit right now

>> No.9902888

>>9902849
>first time
>http://archive.is/vMxrW
okay sure. Embrace newfags and post jack.

>> No.9902923

>>9902866
See, I'd almost support a jack sticky. Honestly, I just wish you'd slow down on posting in response to complaints, the board isn't fast enough to need it. I try to find interesting or informative videos, and it takes me a long time to edit or add subtitles to them until they work without audio. It's discouraging when the thread auto-sages a few posts later.

>> No.9903075

>>9902871
mandem not on dem chicken selects?

batty boi

>> No.9903101

>>9903075
i only get mcdicks if its a last resort
i rarely get a chance to get my usual stuff since i get out of work too late now

>> No.9903134
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>italian ""food"""

>> No.9903164
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>> No.9903167

>>9903134
Your webms are getting better and better. Now I recommend you grab a video editor and make clean up the blank spots / cut some of the less interesting parts.

>> No.9903169

>>9899854
Very cute guy no homo

>> No.9903175

>>9902267
I guess you've never heard of brown butter

>> No.9903186

>>9903167
Now that's what's great about you newcucks, you just don't get it.

>> No.9903215

>>9903186
Nobody asked your opinion, soyboy.

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>>9903186
qué¿

>> No.9903242

>>9903164
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with jack handling firearms. Hopefully they didn't let him have a loaded one.

>> No.9903247

>>9903164
and what does this have to do with cooking?

>> No.9903278

>>9902692
Jack's Yorkshire pudding video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

Jamie's Yorkshire Pudding video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUvIJqhq0KQ&t

Jack after watching Jamie's pudding video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZaXDymBqI&t

>> No.9903294
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>>9903242
Jack only kills with food borne illnesses my man, the gun was empty.

>>9903247
>aight so just let me repeatedly derail a thread with pedantic bitching that will show them how serious I am about post quality
ever wonder where deer meat comes from? it comes from hunting deer.

>> No.9903309

>>9903294
But what does the webm have to do with cooking?

>> No.9903324

>>9899928
Thanks Andy.

>> No.9903340

>>9903309
maybe the guy should have close captioned it, but it seems pretty clear that the act of hunting is relevant to food. it's a food and cooking board not just a cooking board.
I wouldn't have posted it because you really should make it hamfistedly relevant because spergs report Jack posting out of principle. it may be a stretch but to my reckoning it satisfies.

in the future be sure to post it with "King Jack goes to get some food to cook later by using this rifle". it's gay, but especially during flame wars you risk banning when posting peripheral jack items or lore, rightly so perhaps.

>> No.9903342

>>9903294
>derails a thread
>blames other people for derailing a thread
>that will show them
Who is "them" in your delusional mind?

>> No.9903343

>Gordon Ramsay
>no sound on /ck/

>>>/wsg/2037980
hit it while it's hot!

>> No.9903356

>>9902314
I used to do the poor person thing where I would take a flour tortilla, a little pizza sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni. But that is just bad.

>> No.9903369

>>9903340
>jack turns and looks at camera
>ins't hunting
How is this a cooking webm?

>> No.9903375

>>9903369
I'm shocked that a cuck wouldn't recognize a deer stand. He is hunting.

>> No.9903384

>>9901164
>eating plastic wrap
Is there some kind of magic cling wrap that evaporates or something?

>> No.9903391

>>9903375
yeah but he's not hunting there

>> No.9903405

>>9902314
>preschool makes this every Friday and calls it pizza
>like it and go home and ask parents for pizza
>one night they decide to order pizza
>pizza shows up and its some massive circular shit
>doesnt even taste the same
>this isn't what I asked for fuck this
>decided I didn't like pizza for the next 3 years of my life
>mom continues to make pizza toast for me

Luckily by 7 I realized that's what real pizza is and how much better it was

>> No.9903422

>>9899905
>black guy cooking watermelon
',:^y

>> No.9903429

>>9902038
/g/ would also love this

>> No.9903434

>>9903422
he's not black

>> No.9903437

>90% of webms are some fat bloke named jack
>neither entertaining nor educational
is webm thread or jack thread?

>> No.9903444

>>9903230
Why not just start with pizza dough like every one of these meme recipes?

>> No.9903457

>>9903437
>bloke
Fuck off you poof

>> No.9903458

>>9903444
>start with premade shit
why are you even here desu?

>> No.9903461

>>9903458
Because that's what every other of those shit recipes do.

>> No.9903479

>>9903461
So what would you do instead?

>> No.9903500

>>9903479
Not make videos.

>> No.9903511

>>9903500
oh okay. That's better than jack I guess

>> No.9903539

>>9903164
This webm has converted me to the gun control camp. If Jack can have guns then nobody should have guns

>> No.9903551

>>9903391
you know, most of hunting involves sitting around, not doing the actual shooting

>> No.9903555

>>9900421
>eats all the seeds
>takes every carrot and stuffs it in its cheek
This nigger

>> No.9903561

>>9903551
Maybe when you're hunting for chicken nuggets, chubster.

>> No.9903568

>>9903134
>adds wood shavings from the sppon

>> No.9903582

>>9903561
he is hunting deer though

>> No.9903589

>>9903582
>sitting in car
>hunting

Nice recipe!

>> No.9903600

>>9903589
got one eye on his memes one eye on the deer

>> No.9903601

>>9903589
>not drive by shooting the deer

>> No.9903609

>>9903582
Not seeing much hunting in that shitty webm of your boyfriend.

>> No.9903613

>>9900279
Lava makes me wanna scoop it in my hands and play with it

>> No.9903623

>>9899754
well i salute you anon for bringing original content to these threads

>> No.9903627

>>9903600
>>>/redit/

>> No.9903629

>>9903623
Original content is not actually allowed though.

>>9903609
>lel lel I'll continue to bait about not knowing what hunting is

>> No.9903632
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>>9900770

>> No.9903639

>>9903629
I thought hunting involved killing animals. That image has nothing to do with hunting

>> No.9903642

>>9903629
Looks like I struck a nerve, is your skin getting thin? Better hunt down some more family meals at the drive through.

>> No.9903652

>>9903623
>original content
>been in the last several threads

>> No.9903657

>>9903642
>continual flaming throughout thread
>h-hey yeah I got you to respond to me

where's all your cool webms... saving them for the next Jack thread?

>> No.9903666

>>9903657
Deflect more, I'll post new webms the next time you can let two replies go without shitposting.

>> No.9903669
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9903669

>>9903657
>waaah people are picking on me for being a faggot

>> No.9903673

>>9903539
but he already has guns
that's why you have to arm yourselfq

>> No.9903675

>>9903657
>continual flaming throughout thread
Maybe you could take a fucking hint, obviously everyone in meat space has excluded you already.

>> No.9903678

>>9903669
I meant that if we are continually responding to each other's posts then a response doesn't indicate that nerves are worn thin. People can dislike Jack posting, I get it, but pretending you're mad because he's bumping a thread and you can't get your due props is pretty faggy itself.

>>9903666
you'll respond to this post as well, because you're no better than

>> No.9903688

>>9903678
>if you reply I win
The last refuge of the coward. I'll give you exactly two more (you)s, make them count.

>> No.9903695

>>9903688
>I'll post new webms the next time you can let two replies go without shitposting.

no you won't. you're pissed that a webm thread got jacked and you'll try to bait anyone you think is me.

>> No.9903701

>>9903695
You're too afraid to let it happen. (1)

>> No.9903709
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9903709

>>9903695
How mad are you right now. Really? Just let it all out.

>> No.9903758
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9903758

>all this ass pain back and forth
>because of a retard that likes filming himself cook

>> No.9903778
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>>9901326
which is funny considering who rode around in a Mercedes in the 1930s

>> No.9903783

>>9903778
what is also funny is the hippy love for volkswagons.

>> No.9903790

>>9903778
Man I love those wheel wells.

>> No.9903870

>>9902286
thanks, now I can salt them and repost :^)

>> No.9903882

>>9900288
Wouldn't the aluminum melt away and mix in?

>> No.9904107

>>9903870
>salt the webm
You're literally retarded

>> No.9904110

>>9904107
>I have to take everything literally
Okay, I guess I should have said, "thanks, now I can add a bit to the file which will alter the hash, rendering your filter useless :^)"

>> No.9904115

>>9899778
Ah this thing. I heard it is a Kickstarter scam and nothing came of it.

>> No.9904144

>>9904110
>replies withing a minuets
>I...I'm not retarded! I was just pretending
>Don't make me spend time editing webms to get back at you!!!
Oooh no, please don't add shit to your webm. Whatever will I do???

>> No.9904302

>>9899654
Can someone cut out the part where the faggot kid takes a bite?

>> No.9904367

>>9902158
it's black enough for me to call the police and tell them that there's someone with a can of ice tea and skittles outside my house

>> No.9904431

i went to bed hoping for more jack talk and 12 hours later it was a jackoff time between you retards.

This is why we post jack. Keeps the people frosty and the conversation going aside from agreeing that sushi is rick and morty tier patrician food and if you think it's shit it's because you have no food intellect.

>> No.9904448

>>9902739
You are literally the bronies of this board
>lol people don't like it so it's my job to post it as much as possible because that's humor.

>> No.9904457

>>9904431
So make your own jack thread if you want to talk about jack.

>> No.9904471

>>9904457

every thread gets spicy when jack comes into the picture

>> No.9904477

>>9904471
>haha le spicy meme
Yup, Reddit for sure.

>> No.9904924

>>9902640
HA

>> No.9905241

>>9903175
I guess you very often hear "You have cardiovascular problems"

>> No.9905256

>>9903539
It's not like he's physicaly able to shoulder a rifle.
Only real solution is being armed and trained better.

>> No.9905263

>>9904367
It's enough black for me to call it's neighborhood lucky to be so culturaly enriched.

>> No.9905542

>>9902038
they deserve this
fucking druggie degenerates

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>>9902286
You've done the lords work, anon