/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9897871
You can:

1. Simply ignore them and pretend they're not there

2. Smile at them and say "no thank you". It doesn't really matter what they're actually saying.

3. Say something stupid like " I would but I just had a vasectomy"

4. Stop being an alcoholic

Those are your options anon

>>9897871
Remember that hundreds, if not thousands of people, walk past that same guy and say no.

>>9897871
Wag your finger and say "nooooooope"

>>9897871
Just remember that 70% of them take most of the donated money for themselves at the end of the day.

>>9897871

Just carry small change with you everywhere. I never use the damn things, might as well have a few coins in my pocket to chuck in their bucket. Homeless people and sick children can actually get some use out of them.

>>9897871
>Salvation army
never give money to them.
They (read:owners, not collectors) don't give a shit about anything other than lining their pockets.

just keep your shirt halfway up your chest, and walk with stiff legs bouncing from one to the other. I doubt they’ll ask you for help, and if they do, just freeze and start grunting. Don’t move a muscle when you grunt either, until they stop. If they still ask you, then just assume your completely normal posture as if nothing happened but look them dead in the eye with a face of absolute disgust and ask in horror how they could ask a retarded man to forfeit their money, and if they’re really so low to take advantage of a disabled person.

>>9897890
Ehhh salvation army does a fuck load for the homeless dude

>>9897906
This.

Read up on companies you donate money to.

I'd rather give my money to a crackhead then the salvation army.

>>9897926
me too. you get crack for it!

The Salvation Army owns a large track of homes near where I live (Tustin, CA) and provide employment and housing for a fair number of people

Just say "no thanks I already donated" otherwise the cashier will look down on you and hold you in poor regard for the rest of your life

Tell them you left your donation at the sperm bank

>>9897871
>I go to my liquor store daily

>>9897871
Just buy your whiskey by the gallon. You won't have to go everyday

>>9897871
Who carries cash around now days anyway? Besides, I gave at the office.

Just say no. They have to ask literally hundreds of people every single day, they don't give a shit about your denial.

>>9898616
Not op
But what's wrong with that
I need buy a bottle of water everyday at mine I have places too go

>>9897871
Say "I don't feel comfortable giving to an organization that hates gay/trans people."

>>9899257
Don't think I could say that with a straight face.

>>9897890
I've heard this rumor for years but haven't seen a single source. Maybe people just want it to be true so they have some righteous excuse not to donate.

>>9899261
is there a credible argument against gay marriage

>>9899257
I hate faggots and trannys

>>9897871
I just stare at my phone as I walk in and usually they leave me alone. I never feel bad. I also try to use the other entrance whenever I can, the entrance that they are not in front of.

>>9899277
marriage is already gay enough without faggots doing it

>>9899274
It's probably just something that is assumed, but to be honest I wouldn't put it past them unless there is some mechanism to tell that the donation pot was opened. It seems like something that can easily be done in theory. And then just tell the salvation army that people just aren't giving as much.

>>9898663
lmao wrong

>>9899261
is there a credible argument for straight marriage?
i missed it if there was
speaking about government sanctions specifically

>>9899257
wtf i love the salvation army now

Tell them to fuck off. They will stop bothering you.

>>9897871
only people they help are the execs and the ceo with their fat paychecks
tell the charity beggars to blow it out their ass

>>9897871

I used to frequent the same Walgreens for everything because it was 2 steps away from my apartment. At the end of every check out the little pad asks you to donate and finally I just started being loud and retarded when they asked just started going "ugh god no! "Gross" "donate money are you crazy? "Real loud and exaggerated and then I got banned lol

I don't feel bad not donating to those hypocritical xtians whatsoever. One time, hitchhiking across the country when I was a kid I got stranded in a southern city late at night completely broke and I went to one, knocked on the door, they opened a window slot and said, "we're full, fuck off." Never, ever give those bastards 1 penny.

>>9899304
kek

>>9899587
That's rude

>>9897886
WHO ARE YOU TO WAVE YOUR FINGER, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OUTTA YOUR HEAD

I wish people would just use problem solving, but hey guess I'll be charitable myself. If you donate a dime a day then by the end of the month you'll have given them 30 dimes, heh not that much to help out and not feel like a complete knob.

"Well, I work in construction, so homeless people in a way are my competition and take money away from me with their outdoorsiness."

Then kick over the tripod.

>>9897882
You forgot
5. Buy the weeks liquor on Saturday

>>9897871
"No thanks."

>never donate to Salvation Army
>hear a story that they let a tranny freeze to death instead of giving it shelter
>start donating to Salvation Army

>>9901133
my man

>>9901133
>your a homeless man in a communal shelter
>hey everyone say hello to your new bunkmate Jill
>*crack head tranny flits in* h-hello, gentlmen
>*room empties into the cold night*

it was an easy choice to make

>>9897871
Literally just say no thanks and keep moving anon. If they're aggro just say "Sorry, I give elsewhere." Shit's not complicated.

>>9897871
>be me
>pay over 35% of income to taxes

Lmao i give enough away already. Dont even look in my direction sweetie.

>>9901388
>tax is charity

hey I got robbed last week, I'm a good person

>>9901133
>turning everything into HURRR TRANNIES R BAD
>on a cooking board

>>9901557
t. "Grace", née Ralph

>>9901557
It can't be stressed enough anon

>>9901557
Trannies are bad. They are mentally damaged.

>>9901592
Autism is also a mental illness

>>9901601
Yes it is. I am fit to judge because I suffer from neither.

>>9901557
t. tranny

>>9897893
>Just carry small change with you everywhere.
This, but make it only pennies. Then, whenever you see one of the beggars ringing their bell, you say "Oh boy am I gonna MAKE YOUR DAY!" with a huge grin, and dump in like 2 handfuls of pennies gleefully.
You get to be an asshole, make them uncomfortable, AND actually donate some totally insignificant amount of money. win-win.

>>9898300
>Tustin, CA
How does it feel living among and financing third-worlders

Salvation Army makes people recite magical incantations to a 2000 year old mythological skypilot before feeding or helping them so I have not one shred of guilt in simply scowling at them as I walk past.

>>9901729
at least they get a fine fedora tip out of you

>>9901745
kek

>>9897916
They care more about hating faggots than they do helping the homeless. In 2004, they threatened to shut down all their NYC operations if they were forced to provide benefits to fag/dyke spouses of their gay-married employees.
I can understand hating faggots, but to do so at the expense of the poor, downtrodden and homeless just makes you a horrific organisation. They won't get one thin red cent from me.

>>9899405
It's good for raising children.

>>9903787
some of those kids grow up to be faggots though. You will need a better argument.

>>9897871
Look the cashier straight in the face and with a blank expression simply say, "Fuck Em"

dump a couple of these in their fucking buckets

>>9903875
kek

>>9903899
Holy fucking kek