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Friendly reminder.
Don't be a /S I P G O Y/.

>>9897657
Friendly reminder.
Even the haters can't stay out of a good sip thread.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9897667
Fuck off back to >>>/fit/
Faggot.

>>9897648
can someone explain the sip meme to me? That shit is poison brov.

Should we do something special for new year?

>>9897683
Happily Friend!

It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

Hope this has helped. Feel free to lurk and learn a thing or two from the SIP BRETHREN.

>>9897713
What's the sipbros plan for an irregular heartbeat?

>>9897729
every S I P B O Y is trying to have a heart attack by drinking lots of sips
Then we will ascend to the S I P H E A V E N where there are sips with no last drop.

>>9897729
Why would SIPBOYS have irregular heartbeats if they are focused on healthy living and proper nutrition? Perhaps you should try sipping and focusing on your health, friend.

>>9897713
>>9897757
>filenames
hahaha! look everyone, the shills are being ironic! Isn't that funny? hahaha.

I used to be hooked on energy drinks when I was an alcoholic and I'm still not sure which is more destructive.

>>9897648
Fuck you, Kevin.

>>9897648

>>9897706
Yeah.
>that first sip of the year

New review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GINghTBVz5c

>>9897683
>>9897938
Let me know when you find your poison/destructive ingredient. Until then, we’ll be sipping.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>he gets so excited about consuming artificially flavored, artificially sweetened liquid garbage that he needs to post about it
>gets overly defensive when anyone disagrees

>Some energy drinks contain extremely high levels of B3 (niacin) and B6, which in excess are known to cause issues like skin conditions, gastrointestinal problems, liver toxicity, blurred vision and nerve damage. Monster energy drink in particular contains 200% of the Daily Value, or recommended daily limit, of niacin.
>Artificial sweeteners have been linked to metabolic syndrome, diabetes and obesity
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/11/01/energy-drinks-hepatitis/#.WkWXiTdG3IU

>The development of acute hepatitis in this patient was most likely due to the excessive ingestion of an energy drink, and we speculate that niacin was the culprit ingredient.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3141691/

Wow even nonsippers love the sip threads. How can other memes compete?

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9898202
>that first sip of the new year
I can't fucking wait.

>>9898303
>winner.jpg

you guys all kinda sound like lil gump.

>>9898295
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3141691/
>She had been drinking 10 cans of Red Bull™ daily for two weeks prior to presentation.

Not a SIP.

>>9898610
KEK

My state added a "recycling tax" so /sip/ got more expensive

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/deposit-recycling-scheme-set-to-add-20c-to-price-of-bottled-water-beer-and-soft-drinks/news-story/859e1dc82c4ff61eb211a79b3664e57f?nk=adb29ac86781e041ede0cbca4ca50f4a-1514515655

>>9898748
It's actually "faggot tax"

Just stopping through the store, mates.

>>9898748

What absolute faggotry.

>>9898944
that's a lot of sugar to have before a physical activity. white sips for me.

>>9898958
Weak fuckin b8 dude

>>9898958
Blue sips also have no sugar, it even says so right on the can at the top

>>9898964
>>9898961
I had no idea, sipfriends. my mistake. the white sip is just so iconic, it really is the face of the movement. the idea of other sugarless sips hadn't even occurred to me. it just goes to show how the ubiquity of the white sip is somewhat problematic in how it overshadows other sips. important things to consider.

>>9899001
I agree that it is the face of the movement. If it says ultra on the can, it' s a sip, and thus zero calories and zero sugar. They come in many colors, here's my preference, from favorite to least favorite:

Red
White
Purple
Blue
Orange
Black

I never got to to try yellow, but most sippers rate it fairly high.

ZERO CALORIE
ZERO SUGAR
ALL ENERGY

Happy New Year boys.

Longing for a sip right now TBQHWYF

>>9897648
>GENERAL

breakfast in bed

How the fuck do you drink this shit, it makes my stomach uneasy

MODS WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALLOW THESE VIRAL MARKETING THREADS

DO NOT ALLOW THESE IN THE COMING YEAR

COME THE FUCK ON

>>9899992
so many caps
so much pussy
sip well soyboy

Don’t drink /sips/ ever but decided to pick this up cuz all you cu/ck/s on here decided it’s the sip of choice. And actually it’s really good cuz it doesn’t have that overwhelming taste that regular monster has!

I dated a lot in highschool, can only fuck with imports these days.

>>9899992
Fuck white people.

Occasional visitor to /ck/ here and I really don't understand this thread.

Is it meant to be ironic, is it paid shilling or are there really a whole load of people who sincerely worship and evangelise a particular brand of sugar free energy drink on this otherwise uniformly negative and cynical internet tumor?

>>9897648
Y'all some tweens

>>9900141
Wrong pal, we date a lot in highschool.
> R e a d
> T h e
> C a n
Taurine.

>>9900044
> Dabs on the black can.

>>9899377
I love monster but im a huge rockstar convert. Its cheaper, more awesome falvors, and cheaper.

>>9899702

Any of you guys get night terrors from sipping?

If I have a sip in the afternoon, I always seem to wake up at four in the morning freaking the fuck out like I’m dying/about to die in some weird lucid state.

>>9900136
It's a mix of ironic funposting and the fact that the zero ultra is actually a pretty tasty beverage. That's how I see it anyway. Before I found this general I hadn't had one of the white can in a long time but now I'm enjoying 3 or 4 a week and they're bretty gud.

>>9900123
Hey.

>>9897648
I bought a can because of threads like this.
it tasted just fucking horrible.

>>9900573
Very cool story.

>>9897648
FELLOW SIPSTUDS!
In honor of how far we've gotten, can we all dump all the 2017 sipmemes we have?
That way we can all fill our folders up and also be prepared to refute the occasional redbully

>>9901394

>>9899015
Why do people hate Ultra Black? It's my second favorite after white.

>>9901394
I dumped until we hit the image limit a few threads ago. It sucked because the thread basically died after that.

>>9898610

>>9902143
aye nvm then.
do you have a link to the (hopefully) archived thread by any chance?

You siplads have convinced me to try a S I P tomorrow, it'll be my first /sip/ ever. Which one should I go for?

>>9902253
personally i think ultra black is the best sip.
however most people seem to like white, so i recommend that. white also tastes 100x better if you drink it right after a meal somehow so ye do that wewew

>>9901394

>>9900136
It is paid shilling and the mods have done nothing about it for a very long time now

>>9900443
This
Pay no attention to this no fun faggot >>9902592

>>9903162
PLEASANT DREAMS PIKACHU

so does the hydro sip really suck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GINghTBVz5c

reviewbrah seems to think so, would be really disappointed i was excited about trying the hydro sip

>>9902592

Excellent thread!

>>9904030
He made a new one! Welcome back closeted sip boy!

>>9904034
the fuck are you talking about schizo?

>>9904042
He’s accusing me of being paranoid again! He never changes! This fuckin guy. I knew you’d be back!

>>9904054
Do you just sit in your sip threads, bumping and monitoring them all day thinking everyone's out to get you? Holy shit dude.

>>9897648
I love Red Bull

>>9904077
Gaslighting doesn’t work when you can’t fool anyone my man. See you tomorrow!

PS there’s a sip thread on /fit/ right now that doesn’t have any of your adorable sipgoys fan art. Might wanna swing by and show them what you’ve been up to!

>>9904229
Whatever, you insufferable faggot.

>>9904249
You'll be back!
>inapplicablereactionmeme.jpg

>>9904371
Try harder.

Decisions decisions

>>9899015
Rockstar Pure Zero is a sip as well. It's the same thing but with more caffeine.

>>9904077
>>9904249
>>9904392
i've never seen a redbully so mad and BTFO at the same time

>>9905456

>>9905449
You better have gotten the Sunrise

>>9905693
I did

>>9905701
Nice choice fellow S I P B O Y

>>9905456
>Rockstar Pure Zero is a sip as well.
No it isn’t.
Lurk Moar.

S I P B O Y S
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>>9906062
>Monster airdropping SIP care packages on third world countries.

>>9905449
ultra black

>>9900443
>I get fooled by viral marketing, the post
Either that or you're just trying to hide your shilling

>>9906607
>ultra black
Indeed

>>9906635
Hey if you don’t like these threads, consider wrapping your retarded fucking brain around the concept of satirical shilling. When you miss the joke this hard, you only sustain the meme. Great work.

>>9906819
>satirical shilling
Truly comedic genius right here.
>Tfw living in a time where pretending to be ironic justifies blatant shilling

>>9907134
>being this new
For me it’s the McChicken.

>>9907134
Who said anything about “comedic genius”? Do you always get assblasted and move the goalposts when you miss a joke?

>>9906635
I'm sorry others enjoying a thing and making shitty Photoshop edits upsets you so. You sound like you're straight from /v/ with that "everyone is a shill" attitude.

>>9906819
Can't believe monster is OK with you guys being so aggressively vulgar

>they don't drink La Croix

wow this thread is embarrassing

>>9907531
Personally I find lightly flavored sparkling drinks unappealing. I know they're popular overseas but I'm not a fan.

>>9907243
>being this defensive
This is Reddit-tier humor. You need to go back.

>>9907134
>pretending to be ironic

>>9907648
>using “tier” in a compound adjective
>telling someone to go back
Doesn’t get much more reddit-tier than “reddit-tier” m’lord

>>9907927
Doesn't get more Reddit-tier than criticizing grammar for a comeback.

>>9908012
>being assmad enough people are enjoying themselves you give the thread all these free bumps
What's your purpose here m8? You think coming into a thread of things you don't like and spewing shit everywhere is going to magically make it disappear? Or is this some elaborate ruse to fish for a (You) or two?

>>9908012
>grammar
It’s called usage, my special nonsipper friend.

>>9908857
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence nonsippers who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>9909088
I can't believe no one's done this before.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9907313
>shitty Photoshop edits
Speak for yourself.

>>9909382
Had the same thought.

>>9900316
Rockstar all the way. The Pure Zero flavors (pomegranate / blue can is my current) have 240mg of caffeine compared to the normal monster's ~160.

>>9909469
Try caffeine pills

>>9909382
>>9909449
While I appreciate these images for what they are they aren't exactly complicated to make. Tho the shadows are a nice touch.

I used to drink chilled redbllè in a chilled marble mug in Afghanistan.

Pic spiked with vodka

>>9910140
What kind of can is that? Awesome.

>Can Sipboys and Redbullys mend fences and get along in 2018?

My stomach hurts from eating too much yesterday. Should I be okay to get a sip today for work?

millhouse is not a meme

>>9910298
Faggot.

>>9910325
Not very nice :(

>>9900123
kys shit skin

>>9910304
the hell he isnt

>>9910304
>>9910700
We’re through the looking glass here people

>Amerifats will never know the taste of the best sip

>>9898944
Hurr hur I could hold them but I want other people in line to notice how cool my items are. In fact, I think I'll take a picture and post it on the internet. Haha I'm so cool

The best boy /sips/, why don't you?

>>9909469
Rare best flavor checking in. With monster citron gone this one is top tier replacement, but its hard to find. Only 1 arab convenience store in my area has it.

>>9909469
>>9911390
Fuck, for got pic

Where is my yuma sip boi!

>>9904030

>>9911144
You’re saying that you hold your items and then hand them to the cashier when it’s your turn? That’s just inefficient and dumb. Thanks for announcing this to everyone.

>>9911613
This is the most Reddit image I've ever seen.

>>9911742
Triggered?

>>9910072
>aren't exactly complicated to make
Fuck you.

>>9911984
>Actually putting effort into a shit meme that nobody likes
Pathetic.

>>9910175
>>Can Sipboys and Redbullys mend fences
The SIPBOYS have already turned the other cheek after years of abuse at the hands of red bullies. You see, we are an inclusive bunch who have a common interest in seeing that our need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of our daily value of 4 different B vitamins is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. We have left a generous door wide open to the fans of other drinks. We have extended more than a single olive branch... That's why our weekly threads are GENERALS. But anti-sippers, rocktards, and red bullies always try to come in and push a sugar, calorie, and hate filled agenda.

Its not the SIPBOYS that need to mend fences. Its the antisippers that need to realize that in the new year - friendship, acceptance, and love of sugar and calorie free, lightly carbonated beverages is what should bring us together. Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle of acceptance and tolerance - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

Here's to looking forward to a less divisive 2018. Raise an Ultra™! Cheers to all!

>>9912015
Most of us like it, youre the odd man out redbully

>>9912015
>changing the goal posts instead of admitting you were dead wrong
#Sad

>>9912036
Shut the fuck up, faggot

>>9912036
>But anti-sippers, rocktards, and red bullies always try to come in and push a sugar, calorie, and hate filled agenda.
>>9912055
>Shut the fuck up, faggot
SoundsAboutRight.jpg

>>9910175
>mend fences
The better to keep them separate?

The amount of samefaggotry in this thread is nauseating.

>>9912081
>74 posters
>Im a fucking mad retard

>>9912048

>>9910072 is me

>>9912015 is not

That last supper shop is actually really well done and I fully admit that not all of the edits made in this general are shit. Pic related is another one I think is pretty well done.

>>9898944
Dat clearly soyboy in front of you.

Also, found some Yellow SIP in 92373 at a Chevron.

>>9912089
Hey I made that. Thanks. It took less than two minutes. I spent over an hour on pic related.

>>9912461
Thanks for the heads up. Just rolled into the 92- area.

S I P B O Y S

>>9912461
>>9912547
>commiefornia
Sorry to hear it lads

>>9912551
>living in some other shithole

>>9912611
>living on the outskirts of little mexico
>infested with burnout bimbos and trannys
Literally the only good thing about cali is the weather, tahts it

>>9912943
Faggot

>>9897657
Lol you’ve done this in every new sipsthread for how long now?
Have a sip, it’ll pick you up, bud

>>9899992
>not realizing /sip/ keeps winter-pol from flooding this fucking board with weak fucking bullshit about onions

>>9912968
Bet you won't say that with your dick in my mouth

>>9913010
Sip my cum, faggot.

>>9913013
Hope you've had your daily sip. Makes cummies taste real good.

>>9912613
I’d add the scenery to that list, but yeah, the weather is the one reason I moved here and the one reason I’ll continue paying twice as much rent for half of the space that I’d have in the Midwest (my cost of rent per square foot literally quadrupled from KC to San Diego). It’s worth it.

>>9912943
F U C K I N S A V E D

what is sips?

what is sip?

>sip
what is this?

>>9911984
Is that Peter drinking a Sunrise? And I see some Ultra Red's on there, very nice
Why no Ultra Violet tho?

>>9913597
They didn’t have purple sips back then. It’s the newest sip.

what is a sip?

>>9913610
>>9899768

You're all teens right? This is what kids yap about these days? You don't feel embarrassed sounding like assholes at this age, right?

>>9913617
I'm in my 30s and could give a fuck, it's all bullshit anyways

>>9913616
sip is an energy drink? ok.

>>9913622

Just sounds and looks so childish. I guess it's great. SIP TWATS! Lets go, fuck ups...

>>9911984
Amazing.

>>9913625
Yes, specifically Monster Ultra Zero energy drinks, but concessions have been made in the past before specifically regarding Monster Hydro
>>9913626
It's original
It promotes fresh OC
It's only one specific product line, not promoting an entire company, therefore meme
Honestly it's probably the best memories /fit/ ever created and left at /ck/s doorstep

>>9913643
thanx but i'll stick to my soy lattes.

>hidden

>>9913665
1/10
I replied you chucklefuck

>>9913643
>fresh OC
This is one of the most overlooked things about sips. There’s a fucking crazy amount of OC and has been for well over a year now.

>>9913505
>scenery
No, what specifically do you mean? I lived in SD for 3-4 years and it looked like a typical coastal city.

Is this sip rare?

>>9914211
That is not a /sip/

you guys gotta make your own sip. tailor the strength to whatever you need for your day or night. cherry limeade is my shit and shortcake made with milk instead of water is like strawberry nesquik but with all the energy of your favorite SIP

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8 ! ! ! !

>>9914218
rockstars need to combine with sip boys to battle red bullys
>>9914211
Not really rare but excellent sip truly

>>9914382
Sips are on a sales trajectory that will overtake red bull in the near future. Sipboys dont need Rockstars, but we are an accepting group and I'd happily welcome either to our weekly generals, if they could just behave themselves and not try to shove sugar and calories down everyone's throats.

>>9914380
Still sip boys 2017 where I'm at

>>9914382
If you drink rockstar you like cocks hard

>>9914415
I agree with all that, I was originally a monster guy but rockstar has so many damn flavors and its cheaper.
>>9914449
Calm donw, like i said i started with monsters. But that new yellow rockstar replaced citron and its amazing.

>>9914435
Oh snap. I always forget that not everyone on the planet has reached the point in their rotation where they are facing farthest from the sun. I'm EST. So its fully SIPBOYS2018 over here. But I guess its true what they say. Sip threads come and go, but you stay SIPBOYS2017.

this is basically nigger marketing for white people, right? Bunch of poverty whites being treated like dirt poor niggers.

>>9914415
eat shit and die asshole. I hope your entire family and everyone you love gets cancer.

>>9914477

>>9914506

woogie boogie, nigger. woogie boogie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZyOXFV-CrY

>>9914510
Black people dont even drink energy drinks dude go take your medication and lie down

>that first sip of the year

>>9914505
There is no need to be upset, friend.

>>9914514

so its the white version of being a nigger. I get it now. All hail wiggerdom.

>>9914588
Expain to me what you mean, actually explain it.

>>9914595
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence nonsippers who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>9914463
>its cheaper
Try whoring out your anus. You already like hard cocks so it's a win-win.

>>9914633
Dont be so bitter friend. Give it a try thats all.

>>9914602

So you just seem like you come from poverty and are suffering educational deficiencies.

Sorry, I didn't notice.

>>9914682
Running out of material?

>>9913889
>typical coastal
Anything pacific coast is mind blowing to someone used to cornfields and strip malls. And the desert is like another planet. I’ve been here just short of four years and I still haven’t adjusted. I love it.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9914805
Meh, im from PA near pittsburgh. All the normies constantly talk about the leaves. Either way like I said, its just scenery.

>>9897648
please die shills

>>9897648
I fell for the sip meme and it's shit, it's basically flat mountain dew.
I'll stick with the king thanks, 1 quid for 2L.

>>9915286
>no b12
>no taurine
>no ginseng
>literally zero everything

>>9915227
>2018
>shilling the ““monster shills””” meme

*blocks your path*

>>9915793
Not a sip, not even a caffeinated beverage. Admit it, you just don't fit in over at Al/ck/.

>>9916079
Never had a pitcher of draft monster? I bet you've never even had a paper bag Rip It brand energy drink with a stimu lating tobacco puff haha

>>9916123
S E E D Y A S F U C K

>>9897648

>>9916191
Very cool meme. I too enjoy a hearty chuckle from le 9gag from time to time. *tips*

Just got back from the sip stand with three of these bad boys, life is good

I have one of those Monster Zeros or a Monster Import from time to time. Does this make me a /sip/per?

2018 bois

>>9914449
Monster is a Nazi drink?

>no calories
>energy drink
but calories are energy. it's a unit of measurement for measuring energy

>no energy
>energy drink

>>9916847

>>9905693
sunrise is gross

>>9917634
>being this retarded

Ran out of sips so another 24 pack of zero ultra white is coming my way
Also got some G-Fuel for testing, anybody tried that out?

>>9917915
gfuel is pretty great. i like lemon lime, lemonade, fazeberry, tropical rain, cherry limeade, rainbow sherbert, and strawberry shortcake.

>>9917845
well you sure showed me!

>>9918013
Listen here retard, the "energy" in energy drink doesn't refer to a unit of energy like calories or joules. It means that the drink contains stimulants that affect your nervous system.

Don't be needlessly pedantic.

>>9918025
this
Saying "i feel energetic" doesn't mean i consumed a fuckton of calories

>>9918025
>the energy isn't energy
>so we call it energy™
yup. i'm the retarded one in this situation.

/spam thread hidden

>>9918061
the ol' rippa skippa is good for after a night out with the lads, but it's no /sip/

>>9918044
Whatever, man. More for us.

HOLY FUCK YELLOW SIPS SIGHTING IN 92103
YELLOW ALERT SAN DIEGO SIPPERS YELLOW ALERT

>>9918089
E X T R E M E L Y R A R E

>>9918287
SIPS ARE FOR CLOSERS ONLY

What's the best pre-workout /sip/, lads? I've only had white and blue so far.

>>9911177
>Best boy
>Filthy abo cunt
>Not your guardian tiger daddy
Son.

>>9917634
This is not even remotely original or clever.

>>9918643
whatever, man. enjoy your alzheimers and dementia.

>>9915773
Nice, I had an idea for that image too.

>>9897648
RARE SIP ALERT

>>9918044
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence nonsippers who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>9919129
>sip

>>9919820
Its already been confirmed sip boys and rockstar lads are joining forces to fight red bullies.

>>9919906
>Its already been confirmed sip boys and rockstar lads are joining forces to fight red bullies.

>>9919906

>>9911613
>I AM SILLY.JAY PEGGY

>>9916123
>Thumbnail the ciggy looked like a honey bee

Is it unethical to give a bee sips?

>>9919952
>>9919914
yes, its already been confirmed

good god what a terrible thread.

>>9920007
>i clicked a thread i hate
>arghhhhh

>>9920037
This is just embarrassing, even on an anonymous forum.

>>9920041
i know i agree

>>9920213
looooooooool

damn
tried the orange sip for the first time and have to say its not amazing
white sip is still king

>>9920301
this is the worst chad/virgin meme I've ever seen.
Stop trying so hard to make this shit sip meme relevant, k?

>>9920312
Stop crashing every sip thread with your incessant bitching, k? :^)

>>9920328
nah XD

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>>9920333
It's for the scooter

>>9920333
Why would you photograph this and then post it to the internet?
What is wrong with you?

>>9920340
Did you remember to SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKE AND TOKE UP

>>9920301
see >>9919129
its god tier

>>9920340
Do you live in an EU country? I’m guessing you do. We don’t have a bullshit “right to be forgotten” in America. You leave your house, you assume the risk of being photographed. You purchase four 24oz cans of white sips in front of me, you guarantee you’ll end up in the sip thread. Know your international law and know your sip etiquette.

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>>9920910
You sound like an absolute turd m8. Even just from the way you type, you are the anon equivalent of the "punchable face".

>>9920923
It’s called being a lawyer.

>>9920952
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence nonsippers who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>9920980
>Nothin personnel kid
How many times do you intend to post this?