/ck/ - Food & Cooking

turds and hockey pucks again? come on mum

>>9896286
I came in this thread just to make fun of the hockey pucks.

>>9896281
>>9896286
>posting an op so you can immediately samefag a retarded joke
Sad!

>>9896281
Makes me proud to be a BritBong.

>>9896281
>>9896295
>goooooooaaaaaaaal

who the fuck eats beans for breakfast?

>>9896323
Many people. It’s good carbs

>>9896281
I can get down with everything on that plate except the tomatoes. Grilled tomatoes are slimy, disgusting messes.

english breakfast is top tier desu lads

>>9896382
No one cares

>>9896415
I do. They're gross.

>>9896323
britbongs

>>9896323
europoors
not proper beans either Heinz™ brand Baked Beanz®
bongs have some of the worst food "culture" I've ever seen.

Does one person eat all of this or is it like a family thing?

>>9896463
That particular one is a fat bastard special. Most "large" breakfast would be 2 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 egg, 1 black pudding. At least that's the average I've come across most of my life.

>>9896323
We do that here.
>t. Québécois

>>9896430
This. Britbongs.

>>9896281
that looks perfect m8
fuck the haters, this is a world-class breakfast

>>9896492
>1 egg
if there aren't at least 2 eggs, you shouldn't call it a full english.
in fact, there has to be at least 2 of everything on the plate

>>9896281
oooch.. that uhh.. looks amazing.. ...but I am fat as hell and uhh.... on a diet and uhh.. cant eat any of that stuff.. :(

>>9896281
>fungus and dried blood

>>9896918
screw you! that plate would probably be my final meal wish

>>9896281 (OP)
That will cure any hangover.

Does any one know where I can get a full english/Scottish breakfast in Chicago?

>>9898606
The best you can do is a full irish (no beans) at various pubs like graftons. A few places like owen & engine do a pretentious take on it but the appeal is lost there imo

A man only wants what a man only knows.
And what >>9898560 knows is shit.

>>9896805
>this is a world-class breakfast
Third world, maybe.

>>9896323
people with taste

>>9898619
Thank you anon I have been searching for years! In return heres a good Irish spot especially for shepards pie:
The Atlantic Bar & Grill in Lincon Square
The Irish owners and bartenders are all mad cunts and awesome

>>9898647
Yeah, bad taste.

Jesus Maureen you're some woman with the fry on

>>9896323
Heinz baked beans with ham are the best thing ever.

>>9898638
anon, let me tell you,
this is the breakfast of champions.
the kind of meal that only a supremely prosperous nation could produce.
material and spiritual abundance is a pre-requisite for the conception and appreciation of such a dish
you appear to be utterly lacking in both.

>>9896281
What the fuck is with Brits and beans, they put that shit on everything

>>9896433
Cringe

>There are people in this thread who would actually be unhappy with a full english

>>9896281
No wonder brits have such bad teeth

>>9896323
When the fuck else would you eat baked beans?

>>9896382

You would hate it when at scummy places you get tinned tomatoes.

In NZ we sometimes exchange the beans for spaghetti and not many people would have black pudding.

why does it have to be heinz beans specifically? that just seems weird to me

>>9896281
Must be the plate of a man who eats hearty breakfasts like this fellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

>>9899599

>>9896281
I've had pizza rolls for breakfast 3 days in a row and I want to die.

>>9896382
I think that the acidity makes the rest more palatable imo. cuts through the grease really nicely

>>9896323
in america we eat them with BBQ

>>9896424
Infant

>>9900030
Baked beans are good anytime if theyre the right flavour.
Tomato sauce, maple, heinz original? Those are never fucking ok

>>9896281
I do want to try blood sausage at some point. Sounds like it could be good, or at least unique.

>>9900166
Good black pudding is amazing, but bad black pudding is pretty nasty.

A lot of people get put off by the "ew blood" factor but that's kinda sad when you're eating a big plate of meat.

>>9898619
>full irish (no beans)
They truly are a despicable peoples

>>9898629
I probably know a lot more than you considering that I have lived 20 years all over the world in addition to having professional culinary training. Full English tastes wonderful - enjoy it whilst stil legal in Muslimistan (former England).

The American eats the shit in pic related.

>>9896281
What dirtbag expat bonglords eat after puking their liver out in LKF: the food

>>9896281

Nigger do you want me to die? Fucking listen:

>a croissant that's still hot n crispy
>green tea, orange juice & water
>a little Muesli w fresh fruit

That's it, bitch. Fuck outta here with that heart attack shit

>>9900365
No self-respecting adult eats that garbage. Coffee, dippy eggs (any egg really), pepper or apple bacon, and toast. I personally do an omelette with some sort of cheese (prefer gouda), mushrooms, and spinach with dashes of hot sauce & black pepper. Perfect.

>>9900369
xpats all go to spain or some shit cheap SEA country. LKF is just a night out when you're waiting for a connecting flight to Australia or you're in HK on buisness.

>>9900384
Bruh. There are more bongs in HK than in all of the balearic islands combined. You're talking as though being "on business" is some obscure niche thing.

>>9900383
You make that omelet, anon?

That is a 10/10 omelet, bro. Good job. Proud of you.

>>9900383
Wtf is a dippy egg? That sounds like a britstania nursery babble food term..

>>9900400
It only sounds like babble because you're saying it in your whiny nasally irritating American accent

>>9900400
It's a Pennsylvania term for "sunny-side up".

>>9900389
I don't believe it, every second person in malaga has a freaking british accent and a sun burn. On a side note last do you know what the cantonese call those pumpkin pancake things?

>>9896323
I did and my faggot schoolfriends thought it was weird

Really activated my almonds dealing with plebs

>>9899662
This is fucking horrible, fuck your stupid island except for miss alice

Ah yes British food, the worst cuisine in the whole world.

>>9900374
I feel like I'm back in 2008 reading this

>>9900166
It's honestly one of the best things I've ever tasted. A full Irish or English breakfast after a night of drinking is perfect.

>>9896281
>no fried oatcake
And you were so close.

>>9896286
>>9896290
there's no reason to be so angry friend

>>9896281
Ditch the tomatoes and mushrooms and I'm good. Substitute for more beans or some sauteed potatoes.

>>9896281
I could eat maybe a third of that.

>>9896323
Everyone does. I can think of countries on every continent and islands as well who eat beans at breakfast, including Americans. What kind of sheltered ass life are you living?

>>9900355
Yeah, I don't believe any of that. You're just struggling to justify your poor taste.

>>9900365
Our children may eat sugary oat and wheat bits, but actual grown adults in straya eat literal sugar on bread.

>>9896281
Nice but where's the toast?

>>9901433
>taking out two of the best things
someone get this literal child out of here

>>9900400
that's what my waifu calls any egg with a runny yolk

>>9901563
kek. in the netherlands this is literally shown on the packaging for sprinkles

>>9901565
top left, moleman

>>9901603
Children cartoons for children with childish eating habits ehoa who eouldve thought. Grow up you fucking autist

>>9901622
>gets angry over people's food choices on an anonymous albanian ant-farming forum
>others must 'grow up'
hahaha ok big guy

>>9896293
Hahaha this. OP is a faggot and this thread is unfunny and a waste. Saged.

>>9901519
>americans eat beans for breakfast
Wtf? No we don't with the exception of some hispanics perhaps. I've literally never heard of or known anyone to eat beans for breakfast here.

>>9900365
it's actually fine dining in the UK

>>9901930

>>9900383
>dippy egg

What part of Pennsylvania are you from, anon?

>>9902058
Can I place the first wager on the western hillbilly area?

>>9902222
>any part of Penn not being a dilapidated backwater cousin fucking hellhole
The south of the North. Truly, a land for scum

I am used to coffee and bread, but I am switching to miso and rice, with rice cooker it is easy, healthy and easy on the stomach.

>>9896281
thx m8, I really feel like dying from a heart attack today

>>9896281
Hmm.. remind me again why is this supposed to be a bad thing? Looks tasty as fuck.

>>9900412
SEETHING

I don't get the meme, this looks fucking delicious

>>9896281
step aside, ladies...here's how you breakfast properly

My breakfast, get rekt amerifats

>>9902609
>steak
>eggs
>beans
>buttered toast
I came myself

>>9902633
There is no steak there's bacon and black pudding

My breakfast this morning, except with some mushrooms and a nicely poached egg added.

>>9902660
Kys weeb

>>9902670
Tomorrow I think I will try some with gobo, carrots and tofu. Maybe mushrooms and grated daikon for another day. Oh, and I need to try some with a beaten egg instead of a poached one.

>>9902775
>tofu
Soyboy

>>9896281
Too much protein, desu

>>9902851
You some sorta faggot?

>>9902851

There is no such thing as too much protein fagboi

>>9902801
I hate weebs but soy boy is low effort poltard shit

>>9901824
>Wtf? No we don't except the ones who do

Ulcered Sphincter of Arserican """education"""

>>9902608
that has to be waffle house

>>9902608
Those eggs look like they have enough salt to kill a small animal.

>>9902801
>a bean

>>9902588
its a meme to shit on british food even though its some of the best in the world

if you ever had a full english or even just beans on toast it sets you up for the whole day

and with a cuppa tea its amazing. nothing better

>>9902608
>kale

>>9902801
And tonight I'm having couscous with delicious crispy baked tofu that I just made, along with red pepper, chickpeas, daikon, burdock and carrots. Mmm! Tomorrow I think I'll have some salmon pizza to free up the 31 so I can make a nice big dish of rice and lentils with sausages. The tofu isn't gonna eat itself though, I'll put some in my miso soup every morning. Gosh I cannot wait for my rice cooker to arrive.

>>9903285
Oh, forgot to mention the olives I threw into the couscous for nice color and sour touch. Mmm! All simmered in chicken bouillon

>>9903225
Christ you nursery babbling britbong, how many cask conditioned ales have you had tonight?

>>9900355
You've had training? So has my dog. If you need to be trained you're a complete illiterate fucktard. Try learning something on your own you faggot

>>9903280
why does everyone hate kale?

aside from the annoying bullshit about it being a "super food" kale is delicious

>>9896281
get rid of the tomatoes and then its perfect!

>>9903487
>not mashing them with your fork and mixing with the beans
there are too many, and the wrong type of tomato tbf

>>9896281

Just eat a block of lard FFS.

>>9898560
T. Anglo

>>9901930
i didn't know pewdipie had brothers

>>9900365
>75% reduced sugar

>>9905122
>there are people in this world who actually bought this

Having breakfast in a couple hours. Any suggestions?

>>9900461
And Forest Nymph too

>>9905220
>oatcake
>cheese
>bacon

>>9905122
Is it just a quarter filled container or something?

>>9905284
>66% less sodium
>quarter filled
Didn't do so great in school didja

>>9902609
>Onions
>For breakfast

>>9896281
I don't get why the beans are there, I've never understood
t. Dumb amerifat

>>9901541
Full English is glorious. If you dont believe what I wrote about myself then screw you.

>>9907089

Saving all your toast to mop up bean juice and egg yolk.l

>>9903341

>>9901930

>>9904016
who hired the ghoul

>>9902609
Butter your toast properly you fucking mong

>>9899725
birtain that low? nah

>>9899369
Two things, we put them on two things.

>>9905322
Doesn't mesh with your cereal, faggot?

>>9899641
never?

>>9902609
Are you having fucking silverskins for breakfast? Boss.