/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9895277

>Tfw Britbong who grew up in Georgia

Oh, but I can OP.

>>9895277
Do we really need to make thia site even more divisive?

>>9895277
>he fell forward the corncake meme

Also all of Texmex. Europoors will never have authentic delicious salsas or Chiles relleno enjoy kebab

You know you can just make that at home right. I live in Finland and I made some just last night.

Best cornbread partner is collard greens. Splash of vinegar and hot sauce. Prove me wrong.

>>9895285
>enjoy kebab
thanks, I will. You won't

>>9895285
>Texmex
nothing of value lost

>>9895288
Not if its made with fresh corn grinds.

>>9895277
>A FUCKING LEAF
>make bbq, mexican, cajun with various levels of success
>entirely in relativity to the times ive made it before
Theres two taco places and a famous daves i can cross reference but this country fucking sucks. If youre qt trap from the greatest country on earth ill pay top dollar for a green card desu

>>9895292
Because turnip greens and mustard greens exist.
collard greens are literally at the bottom-tier
They require soaking in ham-bone broth all day and then adding diced onion and ham to the pot and then when you plate them add clear pepper sauce .

Wait actually that sounds pretty good/ I am ready for greens now
#justdixiethings

>>9895299
I mix equal parts turnip greens, mustard greens, and henpeck greens.
Talk about something good.
My cornbread looks almost exactly like that except I add poppy seed to my batter.

>>9895277
Bread is garbage food and should be avoided.

why would I eat that shit? it's some kind of amerimutt bread for the poor? sell it to me

im not >>9895288
>>9895296
you do realise corn is global

>>9895307
I like you
>my man
>>9895314
It is southern po'folk food but it is still absolutely delicious when done right

you just need to add ham and onion and it is delectable.

>>9895317
so it doesn't sound good desu

>>9895317
I'll have to try the onion.
Smoked hamhocks all I been using.
Thanks

>>9895321
50% the time you order them at a southern resturant or get them at someones house they SUCK and you have to smother them in hotsauce to make them edible, they end up tasting downright dirty.

Yet when made right they are a treat. I would rather eat them than a fucking fastfood burger and that is saying something.
They are a delight when done right, but still keep in mind they literally just the tops of other vegetables cut off. and then eaten
so essientally lawn clippings.

>>9895327
you are welcome but dice them fine but DONT mince them
make sure they cook long enough they are absolutely soft or the texture contrast is annoying.

>>9895316
>corn is global

it is not grown globally, corn and cornmeal is exported from the Americas. The US and Mexico produce 99% of corn in the global economy

>>9895328
>puts hot sauce on cornbread
>thinks they have a valid opinion on taste

>>9895328
how to do it right then

>>9895336
What? I am talking about turnip/collard/mustard green you illiterate bastard. read the fucking thread you idiot.

>>9895341
calm down Buba, turn on some trump speech, you will feel better

>>9895332
Europe (especially Romania/Hungary and Italy ) grows tons of maize

>>9895332
Actually, they don't. USA is closer to 37% of the worlds corn production, Mexico is under 10%. That percentage alone is the corn that these countries would use too.
So, yes corn is global. Other countries besides USA actually grow corn and use it without having to freeze and import your shit.

>>9895341
Nice damage control Bubba

firstly rinse them
>ham bone broth going
>fine diced onion thrown in broth
>salt n pepper
>add greens
cover and let simmer for 2-16 hours

Tbh my grandparents would start dinner at like noon and be done at 5-7pm
That is the traditional southern way with a nana cooking for 6-8 straight hours at a time.
this is why I care for my grandma even in her advanced age because she taught me to cook and spend countless hours in the kitchen.

>>9895332
amerimutts, ladies and gentlemen

>>9895344
>>9895352
samefag

>>9895349
>USA is closer to 37% of the worlds corn production

Why must you lie, muhmed? the US produces 90% of the corn in the world. Regardless if its global or not cornbread is exclusively an American food. I wouldn't expect Romanian vampires to be baking cornbread.

>>9895332
1st world countries have banned GMO's so they couldn't import corn from 3rd world countries like the US. Most of the toxic corn produced by the US would only be exported to countries where the populace is starving and will eat anything.

>>9895378

>>9895391
>non-GMO
>populace is starving and will eat anything

sounds like Europe to me

>>9895396
>corn
>growing in russia

something about this chart is very off.

>>9895391
>Most of the toxic corn produced by the US
no wonder the flyover states are so retarded, they consume corn by boatloads

>>9895402
amerimutt education

>>9895412
>can't be grown in canada
>can't be grown in norway
>can't be grown in alaska
>russians can magically spawn corn maize now with 5 minutes of full sun a day

Why do yall get so OBSESSED anytime america is mentioned.
Just leave it alone, and quit feeling so inferior.
We can all bond regardless of country over the joy and fun of country and the alcoholism that follows.
Let us all get along

>>9895416
>Russia is just syberia
amerimutt education

>>9895402
>corn doesn't grow in Russia
Retard

>>9895421
we just love laughing at the world star spangled retard, that is all

>>9895428
>>9895423
you poor stupid invertebrates, corn is a long seasonal crop.

Unless russians are hacking the soil and sun it is SCIENTIFICALLY impossible for corn to grow there.

>>9895441
>amerimutt is talking about SCIENCE
oh, my sides

>>9895441
Stupid
Fucking
Cunt

>>9895441
don't trigger the europoors too much, they'll beg /int/ to raid the thread.

>>9895441
>russians are hacking the soil and sun

>>9895457
>read bottom article
>h-ha stupid amerimutt! 20% of our corn grown in green houses with UV lamps stolen from Ukrainian pot farms survived!

>>9895441
>long seasonal crop

yuros getten blown the fuck out .
Sorry but this anon is right
>>9895469

>>9895441
>Russians are hacking the sun
what?

>>9895476
my man!
You southern?
boiled peanuts are nice
what state you from?

>>9895479
georgia

>>9895441
Eurorientals straight up owned

>>9895480
TN/AL here man
thank you georgians for the peanuts

>>9895441
>russians are hacking the soil and sun

>>9895486
da russian hackers!

>>9895476
enjoy your liver cancer

>>9895441
You don't hack soil, you plow it thicktard.

>>9895490
Nigga we are southern we are gonna die of heart failure at 60 due to our superior diet.
You think liver cancer scares us?
We are drunk, patriotic, and american.
Do not think for even a moment they we give a flying fuck about dying.
cancer is part and parcel for us.
and our food is comfy, and so is yours.
Why cant we all just get along ffs

>>9895441
>Scotland and NW England has less sunshine hours than Scandinavia.

Seems ligit.
NOT.

>>9895500
man it rains 24/7 on the brit isles. cant be sunshine if it rains all the time,
They dont even sell sunglasses in Britain because they don't have any reason to.

>>9895499
>Why cant we all just get along ffs
we will, once democrats are back in power and genocide you

>>9895490
Peanuts give you cancer?

>>9895510
liver cancer to be exact

>>9895512
It says it's caused by a fungus that has to contaminate the peanut product.

>>9895506
Keep pol in pol please
This is /ck/ man

>lunch in America

>>9895355
>ywn be 15 again and spend all day with your buds down at the old phosphate mine catching the nicest fresh water cat this side of the withlacoochee.
>ywn bring them home to grandma so she can fry them up and serve them with collards that have been stewing all day along with fresh biscuts and grits.
>ywn experience the pure food nirvana that is proper Cracker cooking from your tough as nails scrub dweling grandma.

I want to go back

>>9895576
THIS IS actually kino

>>9895576
Is that a Bloomberg terminal?

>>9895516
it's impossible to escape fungi, no matter how you try