/ck/ - Food & Cooking

first post is the worst post edition

>>9890266
These threads are always dead when I drink. I thought Australia was full of alchies.

Just had a sip of wine, it's over now isn't it boys?

>>9890305
It begins.

>sober 8 months
>life is actually much worse when you are paying attention
>and now it's going to last longer
what a great deal

Just gonna copy my post from the other thread.

I'm getting to alky status now. Just got the "shakes" for the first time. GF noticed my hands trembling today... hadn't even noticed.

Is it too late for me lads? I don't want to give up drinking

I'm going to cut out binge drinking as of tomorrow for a while, at least until I lose weight.
>got my naltrexone pills
>a jar of B12 caps
>fridge stocked with healthy foods
>a bag of candy for blood sugar regulation at work
>installed videogames that pry on dopamine release
>renewed gym membership
>purchased lots of tea and coffee
Should be an interesting 6-12 months. I've done it before, but not while working part time. Hope y'all had a good Christmas.

>>9890266
pic is a guy who just finished a long mountainbike ride, swigging powerade

>>9890346
Why the fuck is it a glass bottle

>>9890304
It’s too ingrained into our culture for anyone to think they actually have a problem. Habitual drinking here is just shrugged off as being a true blue

>>9890341
Hands trembling just means it's time to drink more. Either cut back or don't allow yourself to get that sober anymore.

>>9890341
If they were alchie shakes then you can just taper your drinks - most use beer - until you reach a stable limit.

>>9890350
rough terrain

>6 beers inna fridge
>surely this will get me through the next 6 episodes of the show
>They don't
>11pm and I'm not buzzed but not confident to drive to the store
>tfw you just sit and slowly sober up while waiting to get tired
Still learning the dance of having just enough alcohol on me to get drunk but not so much that I go overboard.

How do I drink without increasing tolerance?

>>9890343
>installed videogames that pry on dopamine release
Please explain.

>>9890364
See if you area has alcohol delivery. An app in Australia is Tipple (don't know if it's elsewhere cbf checking), and some places on Menulog deliver booze too. Expect to pay through the roof.

>How do I drink without increasing tolerance
In my experience I try not to binge more than three days in a row. It's a slippery slope.

>>9890266
>tfw drinking enough to sleep for 8 hours and still wake up drunk to go to work

Sober for 14 months
>Got married
>Applied to law school
>Got good enough on LSAT to ensure I get in
>Dad died, but didnt relapse from it
>Read some books
>Got a comfy office job
>Volunteering
>Am doing my Chinese language test in march
Kick the booze boys, it will make everything better

>>9890377
Rural burger here I doubt that's a thing. I had a month where I wanted a 36 pack to last me the month, and on my first weekend I did 18 beers, and 18 beers, over my saturday and sunday. guess I need the built in limiter of a 12 pack.

No worries my friends. I'm shitting an inky pool of oily blackness into a public toilet as we speak. The night is young.

>>9890386
I do this every day.

>>9890390
life is easy mode without booze*

*also so miserable

I haven't had a drink in 11 hours and im shaking like a fucking leaf. Can barely hold a glass to drink out of. Anxiety is so bad i think i got another ulcer within the last 10hrs.

Have been drinking 750ml+ a day for 4 years

>>9890450
Lel based

Don't quit on me now

>>9890450
it passes. got anything in the house? take a shower. you got this.

>>9890351
Yeah I love being treated like shit for drinking, that sounds terrible..

>>9890390
Glad to hear that you're doing well and have achieved a goal anon. What was the hardest part about kicking the booze in your instance?

>>9890408
>12. Do you put the purchase of alcohol ahead of your financial responsibilities?

>>9890472
Partying with friends. They would always kick me off the wagon. Then the next week would be me sipping grapefruit and peach flavoured soju throughout the day.

Being poor helped me out so I didnt go out and could stay off the booze by going for long walks

>>9890450
>Have been drinking 750ml+ a day for 4 years
I would see a doctor for meds or a referral to a treatment program. Don't you die on us faggot you're better than that.

>>9890492
That's like a normal amount for a man to drink in a day pre prohibition. It's pretty easy to function on a fifth a day. Especially if you aren't day drinking very much.

>>9890408
>First question
>Do you use alone?
Oh I see, I'm not an addict as long as I do it with OTHER addicts! How wonderful!

Last thread was full of newfag cancer, let's just hope it was a temporary occurrence during Christmas.

>haven't been sober since christmas eve (it's 4:00pm on the 27th here)

I don't think I could ever completely quit drinking alcohol. I'm probably a degenerate, but that first drink after a long day at the office is always amazing. I get a rush from it.

I've binged on meth once but nothing ever beats a drink after a long day. Contrary to popular belief, you can recover from meth abuse (although it's not easy). I don't think about meth anymore but I do think about alcohol every day even when I'm sober for long periods.

>>9890550
i.e. this is day 3 of my binge. barely slept

>>9890554
agreed, somehow since alcohol is able to be bought on every one street corner store it is impossibly hard to quit.
I was intaking between 0.2-0.8g a day of meth for two years and now I maybe go buy a lil 20sack every 3 months just for funs. I thought i could never stop binging but I was able to.
But somehow alcohol is a bigger beast.
At least with dope you can just change your playground and quit being around other dopeheads and now you dont have a hookup so you cant get it.
Alcohol is staring you in the face 24/7 and you cannot just ignore it.

>>9890554
Your teeth must be absolutely fucked, don't lie to me now, I'll know

>>9890578
lolwut I am
>>9890576

and my teeth are totally fine even after smoking thousands of bucks of dope.

my mountaindew and cigarettes binges 5-6 years ago did more damage to my teeth than dope ever did.

>>9890455
Tryin

>>9890460
Yes but not much. Good call on the shower, Im sweating like a pig.

>>9890492
They wont give me anything. I tried my primary dr and the ER. Thefucking ER gave me one 10mg valium and said i would have to have someone drive me home 2 weeks ago wheni tried to quit last. I laughed and walked out without the valium

>>9890586
Post teeth meth boi

>>9890554
I've smoked meth and crack and eaten some pills. But my inability to socialize and make drug addict friends helped keep me from getting a steady supply so I never got addicted to any of them. Alcohol is always there at the store and the cashier doesn't care how nervous you are.

>>9890597
1 sec

>general

>>9890597
fuck i just took a pic on my phone to post her but the screen is cracked to hell and let me send it to my email than dl it onto my desktop so i can post it

>>9890652
Too late

>>9890657
fuck you give me 5 min

>>9890657
>>9890597
Here, not even that bad

>>9890674
lol that aint my teeth you just wait you dirty gnome fucker

What the fuck ever, my phone is broken to shit and the gnomes are sabotaging me , maybe I can post my teeth eventually but this is bullshit.

I bought two bottles of whiskey for Christmas presents, and I finished one off earlier. I'm about to open the second.

Feels bad, man.

>>9890602
>Alcohol is always there at the store and the cashier doesn't care how nervous you are.
>>9890576
>Alcohol is staring you in the face 24/7 and you cannot just ignore it.

That's a big reason. When I (>>9890554) finished my three day binge I was with a buddy who was driving to his dealer to score some more. When we left the city I closed my eyes the entire way so I wouldn't know where the dealer lived, and I'm fucking grateful I did because those months of being a sketchy cunt during withdrawals were absolutely fucking horrible.

When me and my mate got to the dealer and they started smoking up, I just toked some weed, had some beers, and played videogames with everyone. I couldn't look at them when they were smoking because it made me feel freezing cold. After a few hours my mate dropped me back at my house and that was that - I cut contact from all of them. After a while I didn't think about it but the booze ads were everywhere.

I'm rambling a bit because alchie, and sorry for no greentext, but if you want to know more about those three days as a meth head just ask.

>>9890702
Hey don't feel bad, enjoy the whiskey.
What kind did you get?

>>9890714
I feel ya man , try 2-3 years as a meth head. I honestly thought it was permanent and would be impossible to quit , especially when I sold it too.

>>9890716
>>9890688
>>9890678
What are you doing?

>>9890725
Gnomeposting as usual my newfriend. Welcome to al/ck/
They are agents of the woods and must be put down

>>9890721
Good on you man. The social stigma behind meth is bad, and for good reason, but it's not impossible to quit like the media makes it out to be.

>>9890742
Yup and I will post teeth as soon as my phone starts working. I smoked/snorted 10-80 bucks a day for many years.

Fuck it my phone is garbage and is broke as hell.
I will post teeth pics exactly 10 hours phone now when I steal my neighbors phone.
screw em, they Harbor gnome fugitives and it aint right and I have no legal proof to call them out on it.

>>9890337
Same here went from drinking almost everyday in Canada land to sober in American.
Fuck 21 law.
Fuck soberity.

Here is my gnome hunting bobcat baby someone requested 2 thread ago. he is too playful/aggressive and has an affinity for our playstation and laptops.

>>9890791
I miss my squirrel but the bobcat is nice

>drank 24 beers in a sitting
>sun's going down, time to get some more
>have a shower
>put fresh clothes on
>deodorant, a bit of cologne
>brush teeth
>get to the liquor store
>grab my booze
>place it on the sales counter
>store clerk gives me this look
How do they know.

>>9890716
I got Maker's Mark and Buffalo Trace. I tend to go for vodka but fuck it, yeehaw.

My Christmas money has run out. I have 16 beers in the fridge and 20 dollars in my wallet.

>>9890714
Try being up for a month and then talk shite about being a meth head.

Where do I find AA meetings? I want to see how bad i am

>>9890815
Wasn't talking shit, friendo. I was explaining an experience.
>up for a month
Enjoy your that never happened.

>>9890803
YeeYeet my man
Makers mark is my stuff but cheap southern vodka for 6.99$ a fifth is great

>>9890815
I know what you mean been on a 50+ day flight before
and 11 days without even hardly closing my eyes before I had to take a 30 min nap and sleep,
Thats muh record and it was getting painful
Oddly enough the odd numbered days are the fun ones
Day 1 ,3 and 5 are fun but day 2 and 4 suck
after that its all just a memory man.

>>9890828
It's close to the front of the telephone book.

>>9890828
google maps.

Sparained my arm twice setting up a tv. Good luck sleeping mom and dad

>>9890864
come spend time with me

Any other /dixie/ folk wanna come party?
It's lonely here.

Fuckin' love this song lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

Is vodka and water the ultimate mixed drink?

I'm serious. I can't believe how long it took me to try this. It's great for keeping yourself hydrated and tastes fresh.

>>9891029
Vodka and anything with nutritional or hydrating values is goat.

Vodka + Fruit Juice
Vodka + Water
Vodka + Vegetable Juice

Are all GOAT

>cider taper
>nitrazepam
>several ounces of weed
Aaand im sober. Been awake 28 minutes and already need something new. I think I’m gonna have to try to move on from oneitis and find a new life. Christ I need a joint. And a benzo. And a pint. A line or two. Maybe some tramadol.
Fug.

>>9891040
It only just occurred to me that I could drink the healthy stuff and the alcohol at the same time.
It's so much more efficient

>>9891029
Agreed. Potent booze, very clean high, few congeners, this is formula 1 alchie fuel.
>>9891040
Feels too much like eating, Water > all

I was already tanked and went to buy a few handles, and had no problem doing so. I thought alcohol sales clerks were taught to not serve persons like me.

>tfw drinking after not drinking for a long time
>tfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
>tfw takes me back

>>9891079
we can all be heroes anon
nobody expects you to be perfect

>>9891029
>>9891076
Do you guys actually mix it with water or just use water as your chaser? Whenever I get vodka I just rail shots back to back and sip on some cool refreshing water.
I'm probably more hydrated drinking than I am at any other point in the day

>>9891109
Bottle of water in one hand, vodka in the other. Chug maybe 1/4 bottle of vodka, try not to breathe/taste, chug water. Try not to throw up. Repeat every few hours.
>a tiny amount goes down wrong pipe, entire body violently explodes, a 2-metre-long mist of vodka and vomit detonates from mouth, spend next 10 minutes throwing up, coughing, nose, eyes, lungs and face on fire, day ruined
Fairly typical for me.

>>9891132
That entire experience sounds incredibly painful,

>>9890847
I appriciated this my main man

>>9891135
Only if it decides to troll my lungs, it’s fine otherwise, I’m relative terms at least. Cider and it’s vicious fucking heartburn hurts a lot more

>>9890797
nigga, you had 24 beers. how would they NOT know?

>>9890815
I've been up for two weeks with mania randomly passing out and waking uo a few times the entire time. Being awake for a month? not impossible on that meth.

8am. Gallons of crystal clear vodka and frosty bottles of refreshing mineral water are literally ten seconds from my front door, few thousand of disposable income awaits in bank, first day sober in forever
[suffering intensifies]

>>9891135
Its like whacking up for alcoholics. holy shit

>>9890797
That look of sadness when the liquor store owner sells you a plastic bottle of vodka at 10am. Im sorry bro i know you dont want to sell my death.

If there are any alcoholic HVAC experts, pls help a fellow drunk

>>>/diy/1303297

>>9891077
I too was shocked by that.

4 or 5 times I've been told im too drunk to buy more alcohol while barely buzzed, But 3 weeks ago i walked to the grocery store drunk and smoking a blunt on the walk and the cashier didnt say a word. I HAD to wreak of alcohol and marijuana and she still solf me a handle and 24 pack

>>9891040
Forgot vodka + vodka

>>9890364
>not keeping emergency booze in the celler incase poor Korea EMP's us

It's like you want to die sober.

Well guys I think I am officially addicted. I just drank a fifth of vodka and ate an entire frozen pizza but I am still wide awake and have to be up in 6 hours
pretty pissed off 2bh

Back to work tomorrow. I wish there was a polite way to tell my indian coworkers that they are POO without being fired. Why don't they change their name when moving to a Western country?

>>9891286
Let us all know if you are dependent on alcohol tomorrow morning.

>>9891286

>>9891286
>tfw no tayswizzle to lock in your dungeon and make cry with never ending benis

>>9891292
If you think people are shit based on the country in which they were born, you’re the problem, you’re the asshole.

>>9891349
Hello Mr. Loo

anyone seen smirnoffbro since before christmas?

>>9891365
White Brit.
Ironic that the right wing is a hated minority of ignorant, violent dickheads.

>>9891377
How's your wife's son going?

>>9891425
?

>>9890266
Usually go 2 bottles of wine after work but no work for 4 days so I went 4 bottles daily.
I think I drank an easy 5 litres of water today back at work. Also was in air conditioning and sweating much of the day.
Back to two bottles tonight.
My body is so fucked up, not to mention the alcohol rot that is my brain.

>>9891430
::baka::

just watched the HD rip of Blade runner 2049. one 750ml of buffalo trace and 1 liter of cabernet. little dizzy.

saving a swig of buffalo trace to goto therapy tomorrow

Anyone else so far gone they don't ever get hangovers anymore? only negative side to my drinking is if I go without for a day i have to vomit after the first sip. that and the cirrhosis.

>>9891373
Did he died

>>9891377
Fact. ‘Hurr let’s hate our way to happiness’

>>9891469
In the street Rajesh read the fucking sign

>>9891476
My name is Dean.
Can we stop this now? I think the point (I.e fuck off /pol/, we feel shit enough without you trying to make EVERYTHING depressing) has been made.

>>9891286
hope you aren't driving

>>9891160
lololol

>>9891325
you sound like quite a catch

>>9891462
you arent so far gone at all. one feels like one hit the sweet spot when they stop getting hangovers. thats just one step closer to physical dependence and crippling alcohol withdrawals. there will come a day, and it wont be too long, where about 8 hours after your last drink you will start sweating, having extreme anxiety, your heart will beat like a drum, and you will freak the fuck out until you get a drink in you

>>9891543
A little torture never hurt anyone.
Besides, girls love rape and torture, it secretly turns them on. Poor wickwe Tay Tay swizzlette is blatantly gagging for a brutal shagging.

>>9890364
>How do I drink without increasing tolerance?
You smoke pot instead and increase your pot tolerance while lowering your booze tolerance.
Even drinking the same amount each time will raise tolerance and you'll have to drink more to have same inebriety.

>>9890450
You need to taper, with beer or benzo. Also take B12 vitamin.
http://hams.cc/taper/

>>9890797
Too much deodorant and cologne, and they don't mask your alcohol smell.

>>9890578
Meth isn't bad for teeth. It's not brushing/not using interdental brushes (or floss, but it's less effective) and having a dry mouth that is bad. It's just that meth-heads don't brush their teeth.

>>9891556
damn, thats a hot pic. id love to see that guy demolish her poonani

>>9890266
Fuuuuuck I miss vodka. I love rum, and I've been enjoying it for months, but I want to mix things up. I wish money wasn't so God damn tight... mmm, I can taste the vodka now. Reminds me of STALKER: Call of Pripyat with Misery and The Armed Zone mods. Got drunk so fucking many times playing that, pouring shots out of a 60oz (1.75L) bottle of vodka. Cyka blyat, cheeki breeki!

>>9891567
Aside from sim city on my phone, Pripyat is the only game I’ve played since 2011. With the SMRTER mod, it’s simply the greatest game ever imo

>>9891572
Walking Dead: No Mans Land is a really fun phone game.

>>9891573
Thanks bruh, I’ll check it out. I need games, videos, sex, food, anything right now, and in abundance - I’m on day 1 totally sober.

>>9891581
Oh yeah. You definitely need to be kept busy.

>>9890408
>14
Meh, I'm fine with it. I have it under control and that's the main thing.

>>9890525
Ah, so a fifth is 750ml/26oz, I wasn't sure. I drank roughly 450-900ml (15-30oz) a day for 3 years before, the average was probably more like 600ml though. Some days I'd have 15oz, other days I'd go up to 20-25, and on rare occasions when I drank for 12 hours or so I'd have 30oz. I experienced some delirium tremens and on the very rare occasions some shakes, and maybe a couple times in that 3-year period I went 3-4 days or so straight without drinking and didn't feel too bad. A Military doctor/medic/whatever once suggested that I might be a functioning alcoholic. Does that sound accurate?

In the past year I've cut down to now only drinking every 3-4 days on average. Still got enough rum to get drunk two more times, will get drunk on the 28th and 30th, got enough money to buy a 1.5L bottle of 20% wine if need be but I don't anticipate difficulty only getting drunk twice in the next week. Well, I might drink on the 3rd if I feel like it which would make it 3 times in a week but I MIGHT try to hold off until friday the 4th. I like it when I manage to stay sober from Monday to Thursday. Drinking on Sunday then holding off until Friday? Practically seems normal... I never want to be teetotal though. Bare minimum, drunk once a week, but I'd prefer at LEAST twice a week. Being drunk is too much fun to avoid for too long.

>>9891581
Look into Naltrexone if the cravings drive you nuts. It diminishes those. I couldnt last more than like 3 days without drinking, before i started taking Naltrexone. It just drove me nuts. Constant obsession about wanting to drink. This innate "need" to drink.

>>9891572
What's SMRTER mod about? Misery basically makes Pripyat WAY more realistic and so difficult as to be basically nightmare mode. I fucking love the struggle, and how intense the gunfights are. The Armed Zone adds a FUCKLOAD of new firearms, and I also include an optional additional mod that comes with The Armed Zone but it is only turned on if you do it manually. It removes the ammo counter so you have to count the rounds as you fire, but keeps the little ammo box so you know what TYPE of ammo you're using. It also retains the indicator for what fire mode you're using. I almost always use semi-auto unless using an SMG.

I've even been known to go into the game code of Pripyat to alter stats on the firearms to try and increase the realism that much more. For some reason they made the SKS fire only one shot per second or two or something stupid like that, I can literally fire bolt-actions more quickly IRL, so one of the first things I do is go in to give the SKS a potential rate of fire of about 240-300 RPM. 4-5 shots per second, which is realistically possible. TT-33 is also given an increase in fire rate. Starts at maybe 120-180 RPM (2-3 shots per second), that is always brought up to 300RPM at least because of the short reset of the Tokarev pistol.

>>9891581
Good luck, anon. Something you could try is dropping by Newgrounds. When was the last time you've been there? Search for the highest-rated games, there's some pretty great ones there, and of course there's also the videos and artwork.

Woke up , slammed the half an 8% 40 i had stucked under my pillow and now I am cooking Sausage Egg n Cheese biscuits for my nana n me.

Life looks good today for once.

>>9891622
Please, please, please, let me get what i want this time

>>9891625
What? What do you want man?

>>9891649
Nothing. That pic looks shopped, tho. I never seen a wolf to wolf down a watermelon.

>>9891653
Gnomes did it tbreal with you

>>9891602
Better graphics, better weapons and armour, much harder, predictable stuff. It makes all the difference though

Put away 4 bottles of wine yesterday and only slightly buzzed at the end of the night. I think family and friends judged the fuck out of me and might have realised I have a problem

Sobriety feels so, so wrong. Normally if I’m sober I’m in withdrawal or in hospital. Not liking this.

>>9891827
Go do something

>>9891854
don't do things you liked while drinking though. Something will be missing and you will hate it.

do shit you couldn't do while drinking.

On christmas i took a 24 pack for me and my uncle and drank 18 cause he was mixing brandy already and my aunt thought i overdid it.
I wasn't even fucked up. Is that really too much in one night cause i probably could have killed another 24.
I don't drink that much all the time. If i do drink daily i have 40 to 75 ounces of beer. Right now im at around 4 days a week or less.

>>9891858
Too lethargic, and can’t think of anything. Everything I do, I do drunk. There’s nothing left. I think I may be about to relapse. Couldn’t manage a single day.
I’d fucking kill for a joint right now. Seriously beginning to think about taking extreme action against the government/booze industry. I could get 14 years for growing free weed instead of bankrupting myself and alienating my friends and family due to having no alternatives to drinking their poison.

Scroungd up enough change for some malt liquor

Merry Christmas you fu/ck/ers

>>9892073
Play a guitar. Paint something. Go for a walk. Ride a bike. Go get a fishing rod instead of a bottle and catch a feed. These are small common ideas that can become real hobbies.

>>9892073
You need time and clarity... hard to focus on when you feel like your body is rejecting your own skin.

It just takes time, and knocking yourself out will just reset the clock. Are you a pussy? Do you deserve death?

Go to the gym and replace with bottle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DklAU4GNpxA

>>9891986
42 beers is kinda a lot for a day by society's standards. there aren't enough hours in a day to drink all 42 of those at the "1 drink per hour" rate.

As retarded as this sounds, do you guys feel like when you stop drinking, you can't think straight? I have the hardest time remembering names and other stuff till I have a drink. Which leads to a bunch more and I'm retarded again.

>>9892184
One per hour fucknig lol most people will pass out after 20 or so in an evening though

>>9892225
Brainfog. It's part of PAWS, it goes away eventually. Can take months.

How can i stop passing out after a glass of vodka and coke without ending up addicted and without cheating ? How long will it take me ?

>>9892225
Fuck names lol. I used to be good with names but I realized in high school I knew the names of people I didn't talk to. So I consciously stopped remembering names. I lost the skill forever ha

>>9891625
Ah the Smiths. Yes the Smiths.

>>9891109
Mix it. Depends on how strong you want it but with the right ratios it's like drinking water that gets you buzzed.
Also means you're kind of forced to drink water - which is only a good thing.

>>9890266
Trying to think of something to do this weekend that doesn't involve getting drunk and watching youtube all day. It's winter and I'm in an economically depressed zone with 5000 inhabitants.

>>9892543
Sun bathe during winter. So good when it is a sunny day.
Sun use to shine into my front door every morning and I just sat out front with coffee

>>9892557
I appreciate the reply but that sounds very boring, anon. It's going to be like 5 degrees this weekend and I don't think there's any sun on the menu.

>>9892543
Go for a 2 mile walk in the local shopping mall. Lots of people do that. Great way to get exercise indoors. After that, cook a healthy dinner for yourself. Maybe a chicken stir fry?

>>9892562
You can also meet people while doing it

>>9891040
finally someone gets it

Post acute is desperately bad, fucking hell

>>9891560
>I'd love to watch another man have sex with a woman
all 3DPD pornfags are cucks in denial

>tfw the withdrawals kick in while you're with a client
Had to rush to the bathroom and down a beer

>Be me
>27 year old veteran
>Been consuming alcohol since I was 18
>Go to Veterans Affairs for yearly health check
>Draw my blood and piss in a cup and get results about a week later
>"Do you drink alcohol?"
>Yes
>"How much a week?"
>Yes
>"I dont understand, how many a week?"
>Too many to count maam, I really dont know. Maybe 50 or 60?
>Get results back
>"Everything looks great, and for how much you drink, your liver and organs are actually functioning well, but you need to stop."
>That feel when I live in Wisconsin, where consuming alcohol is 95% of the state's way of life.
>That feel when Im young and a hardcore alcoholic.

I do want to slow down, but its so damn difficult, especially in the winter. When I see snow and it gets cold outside, I just sit at home and suck beer all day.

Im at the point where if I dont consume alcohol every 18 hours or so, Ill start feeling the effects if withdrawel, I think im going to have a siezure one of these days.

Is it to late for me?

>>9892942
taper, that's what I'm doing and I drink at a similar level to you.

>>9892942
DT's are not for beer drinkers to be honest. I have never seen one get there.

>>9890343

Hope you make it anon

>>9890408
>do you use alone
i dont get this meme

>>9893007
Normie Americans.The turbo normies of the world.

>>9893025
I guess. what's the reasoning behind it?

I spent 3 months of this year sober altogether. The longest continual streak was a month.

Never thought I'd manage it to be honest, I feel less afraid of not drinking now that I know I can do it. The hard part is not letting one night of drinking turn into a week long bender every time.

I pretty much have all my bad habits under control accept for internet addiction now.

>>9893036
I guess they only consider drug use legitimate if its an extroversion enhancer.

Anyone do heroin here?

Gonna try to score some on Friday

>>9891135
U U U U

>>9891286
>I just drank a fifth of vodka
I dare you to drive

>>9893064
I do it on occasion if I find a hook up but it is too expensive here

$30-40 a point for some fire dope.
$20 a point for some half-assed bs

It is just too fucking pricey. but damn is it good

>>9893275

Sorry man, noob here. What's a point?

Gonna try to score some shit to snort/smoke. Have no idea how to shoot up.

>>9891572
I love the stalker series. The immersion is awesome.

There is a standalone game/mod called Last Day
>http://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-last-day
It basically sticks the three stalker games together in one massive map and you are free to explore the zone with different factions. It costs nothing!

>>9893040
>The hard part is not letting one night of drinking turn into a week long bender every time.

That is the truth right there. When you start to realize that feeling like shit will go away with a drink it's hard to keep it at bay. I'm okay when I have nothing to do but, if I have to engage the next day, drinking is almost a must or I look like a crackhead.

>>9893064
>>9893275
>>9893282
Former heroin addict here, I would recommend not doing heroin

>went from drinking until I was nearly blacked out on the weekends to not drinking more than 8 beers a night Friday and Saturday

dropped from 195lbs to 185 in a month and a half

>>9893064
Nah, overrated af. Just makes me itch like crazy and makes it impossible to sleep. Booze is nicer, weed is A LOT nicer.

Yeah I know it's a terrible idea but Im a full blown alike looking to try something else

>woke up
>found out I had drunkenly downloaded F.E.A.R and COD4
>slept past my alarm for work
>no way I'm going in now
>too cheeky to check my phone
Welp. At least I have videogames.

>>9893286
Nice, I’ll def give it a go

>>9893307
The problem is it stops feeling good very quickly but you'll still be addicted, and withdrawal will make you physically unable to function for a week or so. Then you have to keep doing dope because you can't just take a week off from work without getting fired.

>>9893307
I’d try lsd if I were you. It stopped me from wanting to drink for 3 days. All other drugs are shit IMO. Aside from weed, which I adore, and benzos if I’m withdrawing. Smack, crack, dmt, psilocybin, coke, all shit.
Oh and mdma is exquisite if you’re taking it with grils, the sex is A M A Z I N G, but that comedown is vile. suicide fuel, so the girl will hate you the next day.

>>9893275
Baltimore here. I snorted heroin a few months ago and I just layed in bed for a few hours scratching myself and feeling pretty much like nothing else existed. Say nope to dope.

Anyway, to keep this food related, I hope to try the crabcakes from the restaurant's menu in the background.

Day 4 at home for Christmas with no liquor and today I've drunk a bottle of white wine, a bottle of prosecco, a bottle of red and 5x pints of 8% cider. Not really got buzzed and been sweating like a rapist all day long. Only got 3x 6% ciders left and it feels like drinking water so not very excited about having those but will have to if I stay awake for the next couple hours. Jesus fuck I hope I stop sweating at some point, feel like I need to lie in a fucking freezer or something

>>9893332
If you can get ibogaine... well, you will likely stop doing drugs and drinking. NOT FUN. Works though.

>>9893300
nice one m8

>>9891373
Alive and sober

>>9890343
How boring is today?

>>9890346

>>9890450
>Have been drinking 750ml+ a day for 4 years
Water? That's good friend.

>>9890808
Captial One didn't cut me a new debit card for 3 weeks - Dec 7-ish through yesterday.

It's glorious. Couldn't buy the wife anything for Christmas and been scraping coins out of the cushion for whiskey and gas watching my account grow and grow.

>>9890828
African Americans? Just look on Google for a collection of pawn shops, or look up the police's crime map. Gotta ask though, why?

>>9891286
Only if this is a daily thing, then welcome to the club. Also, the pizza better still have been frozen when consumed.

>>9893472
Are you retarded anon?

>>9892942
I'm pretty much in the same scenario - 30 and pounding them since I was 19. Used to have goals of being a pro brewer and would make 300+ gallons a year and gobble it all.

Wife got a new job this year and I had to go to my first check up since my pediatrician. Sweating since I can't remember a week in my life I've been under 50-60 drinks a week.

Clean bill of health. I'll drink to that.

>>9893497
Maybe, but i'm no quitter.

>got nothing for Christmas except a gas card
>broke
>liquor bottle empty
>not getting money until NYE, my birthday (fucking sucks ass by the way)
>parents come home with 2 cases of beer for NYE party
>catch them throwing away 4 stellas I had no idea were in the house
>go dig them out of the trash
>on my 3rd with no buzz

>>9893448
Lol I wonder if it was in that survey

Past midnight.
Fuck yeah.
Onto day 2.
Also please kill me.

>>9893506
I am sure you are the special one written of in scriptures that will not fuck up his and others lives before dying early and sad.

>>9893698
Meh. I don't really care. I don't have anything to live for besides the liquor. Job is shit, coworkers are shit, the pay is shit, and the outlook is shit.

>>9892942
minus the veteran thing I am very similar. I drink about the same amount of beer and usually get mild withdrawal symptoms after a tough couple of days of drinking. I've never really felt seizure-ry except for once and my hands usually only just feel shaky, but it's a shit feeling and hard thing to kick when you're living in the middle of nowhere. God my liver enzymes done a few weeks back and surprisingly they were fine. My blood pressure is worrysome but I'm going to make a doc appointment soon to see if I can't get back on blood pressure meds or something. I'm almost 26.

>>9893715
You are READY. All you need is your logic and responsibility fighting costume. I recommend a belt made of tiny liquor bottles and special boots that let you walk a straight line no matter what.

You will become the liquor.

>>9893282
a point is 0.1grams or point-one
shortened to a point.

>>9890386
>>9890411
Enjoy Liver Cirrhosis.

>>9890537
>>9893007
>>9893025
>>9893036
>>9893063
You guys didn't read the whole thing. The questions are pointless, you could answer 'no' to all of them and still be an addict. The point is whether you think you are or not.

We can debate whether one 'knows' if one is an addict, but the questions were just questions addicts had written, stuff they noticed or cared about.

>>9893506
You probably already have liver cirrhosis, as you continue you will get worse, when it's symptomatic in 10-20 years it will kill you.

>>9893785
i failed like 80% of the questions .
it sucks desu
and also if you are posting in an al/ck/ thread you are 99.5% likely to be an addict,
Also you don't have to use or drink to be an addict.
Even if you quit you will always be an addict, even if you choose not to drink. But it is how you manage your al/ck/ism is what matters.

>>9893785
I didn't have to read the rest of it because I know I'm an addict, but I'm sick of everybody looking aghast when I say I get drunk alone.

>plans get cancelled late
>no booze left in the house
>shops are closed
Why is life without alcohol so tedious?

>>9893795
Personally I think the 'addict' thing is a bit of a cult when it comes to alcohol. I believe there really are alcoholics but most people who get roped into the programs aren't. Maybe I'm wrong who knows.

I think I drink too much. I don't drink that much. I drink more than my peers and I drink mostly alone, to polish the end of a bad day or help forget.

It would be nice if I didn't feel like I need to drink.

>>9893801
I wouldn't call myself an addict and I drink alone, I think most people did this back in the day. I don't really care what people do these days anyway.

>>9893793
Gee golly, oh no! Maybe someone should have told him the alcohol wasn't 100% good.

>>9893802
Jump on the stim train. Dump some coffee or redbull into your system and just fucking do anything that looks mildly interesting. Clean, reorganize your kitchen, haul out the 50 vodka bottles that have slowly created a delicate maze on your bedroom floor, practice a language, watch cooking videos, read the news, do anything.
My doctor told me I have to quit drinking like I do or I'm going to not have a working liver by the time I'm 28 (I'm only 25), and the last three weeks have been a nightmarish snoozefest. I sleep maybe 4-5 hours and am up the rest of the time, trying to not think about drinking.
Thankfully I have a shitload of dextro to keep me high on something. My apartments never been cleaner, actually improved my mood a lot.

>>9893806
>I wouldn't call myself an addict and I drink alone
Yeah that's my point. Drinking alone doesn't make you an addict, and it's a retarded stigma that gets perpetuated for some reason.

>>9893810
He could stop now (or just drink less) and he'd be fine.

>>9893812
I think it's just Millenials and younger Gen X'rs that think this.

>>9890337

4 months in for me. It generally sucks, but I'm happy I made changes.

Biggest change was all the shit in my life I was just ignoring now I need to deal with. Also have a lot of time on my hands I don't know what to do with.

Alcohol blows.

Drinking habitually is a clearly defined path to a pathetic death. That's it. You are not special, and no one is exempt. Everyone dies, but drunks die bad

>>9893851
Who cares about a bad death if you have a good life?

>>9893856
do you?

>>9893858
No.
I don't drink most days though. Maybe that's my problem

After years of hell, I'm down to 200mL/day, guys. Wish me luck.

>>9893874
learning the hard way is not a problem. you still get to learn. might make sense to avoid it if you think you are cool enough.

>>9893879
Good luck, man.
I know it's no picnic, but it's worth it.

Room temperature vodka or cold vodka?

I always drank it warm right out of the (plastic) bottle

fucking airport killed my sober streak
i fucking hate airports and i hate flying and i hate being trapped in airplanes 30,000 feet in the air next to fatty mcmustache

o well

>>9893897
hiding it in your room and mixing with cold soda water from the fridge

>>9893897
doesnt matter desu
mix it with something cold

>>9893897
>that gif

anybody care to share their thoughts on/experiences with naltrexone and/or antabuse? i'm trying to determine which would be better for me.

cute waifu for my al/ck/ bros

>>9893980
antabuse kills people, and is off the market so far as I know. get that one.

>>9893993
I don't think so. I had a doctor recently offer it.

>>9893888
Kratom has been a big help getting me down from 600-1000mL/day just a few months ago. I spent most of 2017 not even gettin properly dunked most nights--insomnia was still winning. I just maintained all day/night to be able to sleep a few hours, get through work, get some food down, and then repeat the cycle. I have admit that I kinda miss the comradery of al/ck/'s collective suffering. Misery loves company, eh?

>>9893941
Airlines just rub salt in the wound by charging $8-$12 charge per 50mL. Last year I spent nearly $100 on a short flight from Chiraq to Denver.

>>9893997
campral does not work, antabuse for sure kills people who try to drink on it, and personally I find pot to be the best alternative... until you run out. long term, the only thing that works is abstinance. you likely already know this.

>>9894018
buy 50 mL or 100 mL bottles before you go through security, then mix with a soda from a vending machine once you're through

>>9893815
50 units a week is just a handle. That's so easy to fly through. Everyone else is just weak.

starting a taper because my boozing was getting to the point I was getting panic attacks/shakes

drank 5 beers over the course of tonight and while im a bit shaky, my anxiety has toned down

I also got some valerian which I'm skeptical about if it will even do anything

now im gonna try (and fail) to sleep

>>9894087
valerian is a meme, i've gone up to 10,000 mg powder and 5,000 mg extract never did fucking shit

>>9894076
>1.75L is 50 units
No, it's 35.
1750ml / 50ml = 35 units

Can anyone tell me what kind of drink this is?

>>9890450

get off the internet and go outside. go for a run or a brisk walk if you can. make a tea or coffee and drink water. if you keep drinking that much you will die soon.

holy shit i clicked on this thread out of curiosity. you guys are in bad fucking shape. alcohol is pure evil.

>>9894177
A colorful one

>>9894177
it's called an Old Nigger Johnston

>>9894177
something that i order and get angry at because i don't even catch a buzz and it was 14 dollars

>>9894177
a meme

>>9893980
antabuse doesnt diminish your cravings for alcohol, just punishes you if you drink it. naltrexone diminishes cravings. you wont enjoy the buzz while you are taking it.

>>9890266
Took a B12 Vitman, ate well today and drank a bunch of water until I was pissing clear. I have 4 16oz beers and I didn't even touch them today. Normally those are my weekend emergency blanket in case i hit it too hard.

I played vidya and i'm now posting in bed and I'm tired.

I haven't felt this way in months.

>>9894216
good. keep it up. life is better on the other side.

t. relapsed after 1 year, 3 years in a fucking row

>>9894216
im happy for you man. its so nice when people get some relief from the drinking game. enjoy it.

>>9894220
>>9894227
thanks guys. I'll see how long I keep it going for.

>>9894216
How does b12 aid recovery?

>had gastro over christmas
>nonstop vomiting and diarrhea
>thought I'd be right to start drinking again today
>first sip makes me want to vomit
pls help
how long until this shit gets better

>>9894244
lol git gud nigga read a book nigga like just wiki it nigga

>>9894244
it's something that is essential for proper liver and other organ function that often gets ignored by alcoholics because of lack of eating, shitty diet/malnutrition.

It helps prevent wet brain too. Even if you're an active alc take B vitamins. It will keep you from getting too retarded.

>drinking the rest of your girlfriends shit because you're out and can't make it to the store

>>9894257
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

but seriously, just find religion and you wont need to drink anymore.

Let's be real here faggots. No bullshit answers.

How many shots per night of a standard proof alcohol is acceptable in terms of health?

>ask a doctor
>zero is the only safe answer
>2 pages of WebMD garbage

Get the fuck out of here. Be real.

>>9894279

find placebo, you'll be fine..

>>9894282
2 drinks per day if you are male. thats generally the accepted limit. people stay healthy going far beyond that, however.

>>9894276
that parrot bay shit is absolutely wretched. You can feel the sugar grinding on the cap when you open and close it.

>>9894279
if you succumb to religion you may as well just give up on reality. I'd rather go back to drinking. Fuck off with that nonsense before you hurt someone.

>>9894296
lol.

>>9894290
>2 drinks per day if you are male. thats generally the accepted limit. people stay healthy going far beyond that, however.

Like I said... GET REAL OR GET THE FUCK OUT

"2 drinks" doesn't mean shit in terms of an answer. What the fuck constitutes a "drink"?

You are the VERY FAGGOT I that should be responding. Kill yourself. Quick. Now. Do it.

>>9894279
bad post

>>9894294
>You can feel the sugar grinding on the cap when you open and close it.
Yeah, you can. It's absolutely repulsive. It's crystallized all around the lip.

>>9894300
this is also a bad post
>>9894296

>>9894294
>>9894303
that sounds fucking nasty

>>9894306
worst post

>>9894313
Yea it's almost undrinkable. I'd rather drink fernet or sambuca than that shit.

>>9894317
that picture makes me very angry.

do i go to pol too much

Drinking some Merlot with a cigarette while I wait for my oven to preheat.
Gonna throw some salmon in there with a homemade glaze a buddy gave me for Christmas.
Pretty stoked desu senpai.

>>9894325

>>9894339
she's a roastie irl,saw a video once, very bad case of arbysosis

anybody else's taint/gooch smell worse after drinking?

>>9894299
I think it varies so wildly that there is no answer. This weekend I spend time with a couple around 70 yrs old and their 30-40yr old kids and my god. I though I could drink (27yo rockstar, drinking in excess as long as I could get it).

They still live normally. Good cognitive and physical function, immune to hangovers, and they are all thin and basically sedentary. That said, they recently lost one to drinking-related cancer (pancreas) so maybe it springs up suddenly?

Forget trying to meet a set number. Eat well (lots of plants), drink lots of water, sleep well, and get regular exercise. Trying to do this while drinking will naturally cut back on your boozing, but you can still get retarded every day with less guilt.

Speaking from experience and second-hand experience there.

What's bottle of booze that's cheap yet gets you fucked that you can buy from the store? Bars are such a ripoff

>>9894409
miller highlife is less than $1 per 16oz can at my local liquor store. Doesn't taste like shit either.

>>9894351

you can't have brovitic negritis with that pale skin, it's not genetically possible. She could get hebritic jewkemia but that's about it.

>>9894409
If you're just looking to get drunk the pure alcohol per oz/dollar drink are the cheapest franzia big box wines. I think everclear also ranks pretty well but if youre a real alcoholic that shit is so fucking dangerous.

>>9894423
for everclear you can always water it down. doesn't stop it from tasting like hot garbage but it will burn less

>>9894423
Everclear is dangerous?

When alcoholics run out they drink lysol, mouthwash and hand sanitizer. Or, drive to get anything they can. All alcohol is dangerous to an alcoholic. The condition is like being a less hygenic werewolf.

holy shit this valerian is working some magic shit right now

>>9894485
elaborate? For me at most it just made me feel sorta lazy and not want to get out of bed to get the booze

>>9894490
i took a capsule around 1hr ago and my anxiety and shakes have gone completely

Have any of you been homeless? How was it?

>>9894526
Oh, it's great. Your whole life is a convertible!

>>9894526
I would imagine it’s pretty shit

>>9894526
I would imagine it depends on your location
I know plenty of office spaces around where I live that leave their doors unlocked or are very easy to break into.

>>9894391
Not that I've noticed, which brings me to my main question, how do you know? Are you literally wiping your gooch and sniffing that shit?

>>9890780
>soberity

>>9890479
that was a good one

>the 'Alcohol ruins friendships' meme wasn't a meme after all

>>9894627
>>9890337
>When you can't even type "Sobriety"
You gave me a slight bit of hope, friend.

>>9890742
I mean meth compared to adderall, or vyvanse? I have free based the shit before, maybe it has been too long. I have never felt anything more addicting than alcohol, and cocaine, especially crack.

i'm not an cl/ak i'm just extrmeelty drunk tonight
(and every knifhr) fucj

Reminder
>>200000000

Can someone share a tipping point where they got sober afterwards?

>>9891160
>10 am

try that 7;30 pint of shame. and having to go get the second one by noon.

>>9890341
Definitely time to slow down a bit. Maybe avoid day drinking if you do a lot of that. I find I can only drink so much of I only let myself shitfaced past 8 or 9 (I go to bed relatively early for work. If you stay up late this method is much less effective). Harder to be an alcoholic if you spend the first 10~12 hours of your day not drinking.

>>9890364
There's no way. If you want to get hammered, it's impossible to do it every day without drinking an increasingly absurd amount. On days you'd only have a few drinks (assuming those exist) try abstaining altogether. Alternatively, do all your drinking quickly. 6 drinks in an hour feels much stronger than 6 drinks in 3+ hours.

>>9893959
Damn, it can pierce fingernail? Oddly enough though, considering I have had a big problem with arachnophobia in the past, I watched the gif multiple times and it didn't bother me much at all. I think the spindly-legged ones creep me out more than the big hairy tarantulas, not that I'd want to find one crawling up my leg of course.

>>9893897
I can drink it either way, but if I have a choice in the matter, definitely cold. I also drink my rum cold, and if I ever drank whisky at all then I'd drink that cold as well. Leaving it on the window sill during the winter with the window only SLIGHTLY cracked will keep it nice and cold.

>>9890266
>i do acid and am interested in snorting ketamine/dmt/heroin
is there still value in drinking (alone)?

on a side note that isn't really relevant, i would have to order alcohol from a darknet market since amerishartland is fucked and i'm not a normie

>>9894282
1-2 for females, 2-3 for males, no more than 5 days a week, no more than 3-4 on party nights.

Yeah, it's low.

>>9894299
A drink is 10g ethanol. Or 10ml (that's 8.9g) ethanol, depends on country.

>>9894406
Pretty much this. It's less alcohol and more lifestyle.

My grandma is 94 and could never regulate her blood thinners. Doc gave in and said just drink wine. She's still mobile and independent and has a bottle of wine every day,

>>9894409
Cheap Vodka or Cheapo gin

el cheapo stuff is the standard for me

6.99$ and $7.49 for a 750ml is just standard here in the south
also a handle is $13-15 bucks

Alcohol is so fucking cheap here in the south that it is absurd, there are even acceptable bourbons for less that $15 bucks a bottle

Drink an entire mug of gin at 6:30am
Time to get this workday started.

also why did yall never mention gin before
I know vodka is 50cents or dollar cheaper per bottle but gin mixes with ANYTHING so well
this stuff is good, thank you SKOL and FLEISCHMANNS

How did I do?

>>9895453
idk i just drink cheap shit so fancy stuff is foreign to me.

>>9895453
Al/ck/s simply buy the cheapest ethanol they find to be tolerable, the source/taste/rest means nothing

>>9895488
>>9895464
exactly what I said lol

>the panic sets in when you lost two days due to amnesia

>>9895634
I use the steps counter on my phone to determine when I stopped moving the night before so I know how much sleep I got.

Be your own detective anon.

>>9895634
the vague memories make it that much more because you cant shrug it off

>had 22 standard drinks and don't feel anything apart from a mild buzz

Thanks to the abundance of alcohol around me at Christmas time, and my innocent attempt to be merry, I've been pissed the better part of two weeks now. The last few days though, every sip I take of a spirit leaves me with a strong feeling of sick in my throat and stomach. It's not enough to stop me drinking, but it certainly has made me less merry

>>9894780
confirmed

Day 2.
Fuck all sleep.
Everything makes me flip the fuck out in a totally irrational rage.
I’m not going to manage this.

>>9895760
taper or get some hair o the dog

just 1-2 light drinks will take that rough edge off.

>>9895798
Finished my taper (about 3 weeks long) on Xmas day

>>9895801
oh then there is no hope for you unless you get on benzo's and continue not to drink.

>>9895634
It's so much worse when you drove/went to work. Some anon in a thread a few days ago says it's just anxiety from neurotransmitters getting back to normal. I don't know shit though, I've been drunk for at least 15 days straight. Every night I go to bed telling myself I'm going to tough out the WD's and not drink but every morning the first thing i do is buy a pint of vodka

>>9895760
do drugs

>>9895964
Nah, explored that route fully already, dead end unless weed the reefer madness bunch fucks off.

>>9895760
>>9895801
You're going to be fine. Get some exercise and good food in you and have a bunch of strong faps.

When the insomnia kicks in at the end of a taper I tend to just walk myself to exhaustion and then I get enough sleep to make it managable.

New Year's Eve is coming up, I will bunker up with three or four bottles of Whisky. I will not make it

>>9894414
smell that shit just once when it warms up a little

>>9892171
based Arnie

>>9895453
I can't stand the taste of cognac but I fucking love champagne

Lithuanian here. You guys are funny. been drinking since age 15, 2-4L liters of beer a day. Lots of vodka or whiskey nowadays. 0.7L of vodka today and 3 beers. No respect for any of you, talkig about shit like "boo hoo im liver cirrhosis been drinking for 3 years everyday 5 beers per day". You guys are fucking pathetic. We lithuanians drink isnane amounts of alcohlo and dont consider ourselves alcholic.

>>9896141
whiny american idiots

>>9896141
>>9896156

>>9896141
>>9896156
>>9896161
I shit normal and my urine is light btw.

>>9896167
I've become hateful towards all humans in general.

post you retards

new thread
>>9896299

>>9896141
>0.7L of vodka today and 3 beers
>babby tier alcohol
>talks shit

consider killing yourself like the rest of your prideless countrymen

>>9894299
I've always thought of one drink as one shot (1.5oz) of 40% booze. That's the same as one 12oz can of 5% beer.

>>9895634
>Talking to other people like you totally didn't black out, while also trying to get hints on what dumb shit you did