/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shut up you fucking christfag. Put that disgusting cross away before I snatch it from your neck.

>>9887890
Indeed, my dude. You have a good one!

>>9887890
u wot

>>9887890
You lift too bro?

>tfw you sell bananas by the "each"

>>9887890
All good, my dude. Cheers.

>>9887890
Lol this faggot?
I'd tell him to stop acting like a child and address me as sir, I'm not a child and I won't let some Walmart "bro" child call me as such.
Fucking retard I hate dude children who can't grow the fuck up

>>9887901
That's honestly pretty cringey.

>>9887901
There it is

>yeah actually i did, bitch
then I pull my blade on him if he gives me any shit

>>9887901
>>9887977
>>9887985
I posted that.
AMA

God I wish there were people this white at the Walmart I shop at. I always go to the lane with the white person, and if there are multiple I always go to the male white person. Other than that it's almost always sassy crackhead nigresses that take an eternity to check out a single item

>>9887890
I bet he gives great cuddles, no homo btw ;^)

>>9887992
Sure you did. Here's your (You)

>>9887975
Calm down. We all know you don't leave the house except for when mom makes you go to the store with her.

>>9887890
I'm finding you pretty okay, bro. No homo.

>>9887992
Why are you the way you are

>>9887890
Naw mane, I don't know where I am, how I got here or why.

>>9887975
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>9887919
I would destroy his boipucci while making him wear that uniform.

>>9887890
The real question is how did you conceal your nips so effectively?

>>9887919

i wonder how many moms give him their shy reclusive daughter's phone number every day?

>>9887893
Calm down Mo'

>>9887890
>watch your carbs, bro

>>9887890
I didn't find your cock in my mouth

>>9888247
She's not so shy and reclusive she could put her phone away for two fucking seconds, is she?
They're not innocent just because they wear a cardigan, idiot.

>>9888109
...here or why

>>9887893
Fuck off back to your shithole desert, Muhammad.

>>9887890
Yeah I'm good! thank you

>>9888247
None, Alex does not work at target anymore. He is trying to live off his quickly fading fame.

>>9887890
y-you too

>>9888264
And they're not a social butterfly just because they have a phone.

>"If I didn't, I wouldn't be checking out!"

>not being checked out by the local vegan clerk

Enjoy your murder and antibiotics meatfags

>>9887901
Lmfao I remember that

>>9887893
Slimeman spotted, isn't it manlove Tuesday?

>>9887890
Thanks for the totes awesome service brah, keep it real nigga.

>>9888423
LOL some bitch checking me out was telling me that my christmas prime rib was full of fat and hormones.

>>9888442
She wasn't wrong

>>9888448
It's not her job to tell me why the food is bad. If she wants to do that, she should become a nutritionist.. How miserable do you have to be to point out how unhealthy the food is when you are working at a fucking grocery store?? Any food short of veggies and fruit has some kind of negative health consequence.

>>9887893
Lmao you'd get fucked up faggot

>>9887992
don't be proud of that

>>9888454
I agree with you, but she still wasn't wrong. She probably won't say a damn word to the trash buying all the orange and grape soda and garbage brand chicken though.

>>9887893

>>9888442
you should have punched her in the fucking teeth

>>9887901

That was a month ago? I remember the post, did fuck all else with my life since then.

He got rightly torn apart at the time too. What a wimp.

>>9887893
edgy as FUCK

>>9888477
that's not edgy at all. are you retarded? did this website collectively forget what edgy means?

>>9888247
Sarah has a penis.

>>9887893
*tips fedora*

>>9888483
lol get a load of this faggot

>>9888483
Not the guy you are replying to but he's right that is edgy. Just because we see far worse here on a regular basis doesn't mean that it wasn't edgy. Now calm your tits, anon.

>>9887893
Get a load of this faggot

>>9888465
Never said she was wrong, and of course she isn't saying it to people buying chemical waste.. it's because I'm a white male.

>>9888471
wanted to

>>9888495
Yeah youre a safe and easy target

>>9888008
Those arms look uncomfortably heavy. Thinner ones have been too much for me.

>>9887901
Holy shit what an autistic brain dead faggot.

>>9887975

>>9888247
are women like this aware of how homely and unnatractive they are?

>>9888538
i think it's just laziness... or maybe a sort of anti-chad defense mechanism

>>9887890
>>9887919
Is this how shopping in a 90% white state is like?

>>9888571
>anti-chad
there are literally 0 anti-chad women

>>9888598
sounds like paradise?

>>9888598
it is paradise

the walmart near my house though, despite being 90% white employees, always makes sure that the women who page over the intercom are black or fob

>escuuuse me weez beez needin da fabric assoceet to da fabric table n sheeit

>>9887992

>>9887890
No, come over to my basement apartment so I can suck your cock.

Am I the only one who enjoys going to the grocery store so they can check out the highschool bagboys?

>>9888470
>>9888485
>>9888493
Samefag.

>>9888454
>short of veggies and fruit

fruit isnt good for you, its full of sugar. It's best to stick with leafy greens

>>9888257
>zero replies

>>9888257
kek
>>9888571
She's cute
>>9888538
Probably a dyke

>>9887890
there arent any chads that work at the grocery store you stupid op!

>>9888881
I worked at Walmart before, there was one. He was useless and a literal fagit

>>9888448
perhaps not, but it WAS autistic

>>9888621
Ha wow, you get normal people to work in your McDonalds in America!

>>9888927
>pic name indicates it's sweden

Nice try, amerimutt!

>>9888934
Britbong as it goes.
Sweden makes more sense, actual qt's in McDonalds.

>>9888621
sounds like 90% paradise

>>9888938
Too bad their cunts are full of smegma from the dirty men. They're all ruined.

>>9888664
I would, but the ones at the grocery store I frequent are pretty meh.

>>9888247
so, how old is she? 22?

>>9888954
Now the real 56% amerimutt crawls out!

>>9888442
You should told her that she is full of fat and hormones too

>>9887893
"screams in /pol/"

>>9887893

>"these condoms expire in less than a year, we have some other ones that are good for over a decade that might be better for you"

>>9889095
go talk to your girlfriend, normie

>>9889198
Did he get her hooked on fast food?

>>9889206
>>9889198

i've heard she's gaining weight

>>9887890
I always had trouble with this question when I worked retail because I never knew where best to put the emphasis in the sentence...

>>9888706

>>9889244
>That artifacting
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I am actually a tall /fit/ white guy who works at Shartmart. It's interesting and fun how you can make manlets and fatties uncomfortable just by existing. These threads are really how people behave to. They can't just act normal because they're almost weirdly offended that they're forced to interact with me to ask their dumb question about where the clearance Christmas crap is or something. I stock the candy too so I get to hang out in the candy isle intimidating everyone who comes in there. Except for black people. Black people don't give a fuck. They'll ask for recommendations and shit. Just today
>huge fat black guy
>"hey where's them hot tomalees"
>"right here i just stocked them actually"
>dude grabs the whole case
>"gonna hafto stock them again hahaha"
we had a hearty laugh

>>9889225
at the start

>>9887901
Hey there's my post. I did this. :)

>>9888538
I think girls like her are cute. Nothing wrong with modesty.

>>9887901
Ha that was me

>>9889244

>>9888571
>defending against chad
Why though

>>9888538
juggernaut law bro

>>9888538
are females like this aware of how oblivious they are to what males find attractive?

>>9889325
>YOU find everything okay?
>You FIND everything okay?

>>9889067
I'm not American

>>9887893
SEETHING

>>9889379
Not just males but anyone with eyes to see

>>9887890
"Sir stop rubbing your penis against the table. I see you looking at my groin and rubbing yours against the table. I am disgusted by your sexual advances"

>>9887893
You and I both know why you posted this. You want to get a bunch of you’s like the autist from this same exact thread before. Here it is kiddo.

>>9889315
Whoa. Tell me more ablut your chad interactions. How givig niggers bad tasted candy brights up ur day

>>9887901

>107 replies

>>9887893
>using garlic to ward off vampires
oh wait i'm in /ck/

>>9889095
way to make yourself look like a newfag /pol/ is pretty big on christianity

Do staff in American stores really ask the customer if they "found everything today"?

It seems like a bit of invasion of privacy since its none of their business and their job is to just scan my shit so I can get the fuck out of there.

I'm from a first world country and nobody has ever asked me this question when paying for goods.

actually there were about six or seven things I didn't find, here's the list could you go get them for me thanks

>>9891539
only white people stores do this

>>9891539
Your over sensitive. You dont have to answer anything more than "yea".

>>9891582
We do have a lot of social customs here that seem highly invasive when you're not used to it
>how ya doin today?
>got any plans for the weekend?
>got any plans for christmas?
>going anywhere for christmas?
On the other hand eurolards have to put up with MUCH more invasive questoins
>are you dating? (read: are you sexually active?)
>are you married?
>do you have any kids?
>how old are you?
These are all considered acceptable small talk questions with strangers even in a professional setting. They even stick their picture on their CV (a humorous misnomer for what we call "resume"), because getting a job is like Tinder to them

>>9888257
!!

>>9887893
>tips

@9887992
no (you) for you, faggot

>>9888571
I’ve fucked her in her bed

>>9891588
I'm not a euro, and people don't ask me any of those questions.

The only questions I get are:

>how are you today?
>got any plans for the weekend?

That's pretty much it. Everyone else leaves me alone.

America and Europe sounds pretty gay, I'm so lucky to live in the best place in the world.

>>9887890
Chad...

don't "bro" me today. I'm begging you. We both know you're better than that, and I'm seriously in the mood to destroy something beautiful. You wouldn't want me to destroy you, would you, Chad? I see that both hedge trimmers AND 3lb sledges are on sale. We could take you from Michaelangelo to Picasso. Would you like that, Chad? No? Then please hold the "bro".

>>9891666
Never said you were, satan. Just pointing out that what counts as casual interaction and what counts as invasion of privacy is culturally dependent, and American autists have it easy compared to a lot of places.

Look at that neck and traps. I bet his legs are twigs too. Really cringey when you can tell people only go to the gym to do bench press and then leave. One leg sweep and he's finished.

>>9889315
I hate people like you. You probably put off an aura of being better than people despite the fact you're a wagecuck. The first 2 sentences were especially cringey

>>9887919
>tfw that was me from 2007-2010

good ol' target down the street from my high school

>>9891756
I bet you made all those bored housewives and cougars wet. Did you let any of them take you home and sleep with you? Because you should have...

>*avoiding eye contact*
>y-y-y-y-y-yes th-th-th-thanks

>>9887992

>>9891743
i know you hate me, and your hatred makes my job bearable because it's very obvious that my existence upsets you

>>9887890
>>9887919
Muh dick

>>9889225
on bro

>>9888621
my chick fil a is like this
i don't know how it worked out that way demographically but it's like 90% qt white high school girls

It's nice to find a bro tier cashier at a local shop. Better than some rude kid who can barely speak english but feels superior. Guess what it's worth nothing hence you behind the counter and you're doing the customer thing all wrong. Have a little fun and talk to people.

Of course some customers are shit tier as well but don't become a robot or you miss the good ones.

>>9891539
Their job is to sell you more things, it's a business that makes a whole lot of money and employs people and isn't there simply to "scan your shit".

>>9887893
*Tips fedora*
And then everyone clapped amirite

>>9887919
The virgin scanner
>>9887890
The Chad cashier

>>9891874
What business in particular would that be, and once you're at the register how is that staff going to help you find the things you might not have found by asking the staff on the floor?

>>9891671
Fucking cringey dude. I'm in retail and if anyone said that to me they're getting punched in the mouth

>>9891899
Call a csm to get someone to go get you that product

>>9891909
What's a csm? In first world countries if we can't find something in target we locate an employee on the floor and they help.

>>9891913
A customer service manager, they're in charge of the front end. Sometimes people forget items.

>>9887992
How long have you been sucking dick?

>>9891899
I've run a servo which brought in 60 grand a day and we always had some special to push, did you want to take advantage of "thing", did you need a new lighter with those cigs, did you know you could get another "thing you're already buying" for just a buck, want to get a coffee before your drive ahead etc, most people will agree and it's only the rare sperglord will be offended to be asked.

Selling things to people is good reliable money and for everyday things they will come back again and again if they meet good staff and get a good price.

>>9888598
it's what shopping is like the farther you get from the cesspools that are major cities

>>9891965
>only cities have nogs
>rural areas often 50%+ black in the south
>only cities have nogs

Dream on, tardly.

>>9888423
>Whole foods
>Portland

The epitome of hipster, disgusting

>>9887992
Sauté or fricassee... Oh, the agony of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPoWGiQIhA

>>9888448
Fat is good for you in moderation and it's great for flavour. Beef here doesn't have hormones.

>>9891588
Are you mad? I've never been asked any of those questions and I've never put a photo of myself on my CV.

>>9891906
Then you get fired and get to go to prison and I get to sue the store for damages.

Win win, wagie.

>>9891671
>"Yeah sure thing bro" :^)

>>9892050
you’re probably not in a job with any real responsibilities

>>9887901
that guy farmed a lot of yous

Lookit that dumbass muthafucking white boy working Walmart for $4.50 an hour.

Cracka too dumb to apply for welfare? lol dumbass

>>9891539

I imagine it's some sort of company policy or something. That or it's just something they can say to make things less awkward. I notice that I only ever get asked something like that at the big corporate supermarkets.

>>9891666

Hell is the best place in the world?

>>9892195
walmart actively encourages their employees to apply for welfare, actually. if you make minimum wage and live on your own you can generally qualify for some form of assistance

>>9892217
Nevertheless it's a dumb as fuck question because they do nothing about it if you say, "no, you were out of xxx and yyy which I was counting on." I've done it before and they just look flustered and stammer out, "s-sorry." It's the equivalent of the ubiquitous, insincere amerimutt greeting of, "how are you doing," when the last thing they want to hear is anything but, "fine."

>>9888247
She reminds me of my Ex except she had freckles. This makes me feel empty. I always think about her. I know she never thinks about me.

>>9891824
https://www.instagram.com/alexleeworld

Eat your heart out.

>>9891539
>I'm from a first world country
Sure doesn't seem like it

>>9892238
You need to get over this irrational hatred of Americans you seem to have

>>9892369
>irrational
Quite the opposite.

>>9892395
Because one employee didn't think to call the manager or a sales floor to find the item? Or because you want to go on a speech about your day instead of summing it up as good, okay, or fine?

>>9892195
>Cracka too dumb to apply for welfare? lol dumbass

Sorry, you skin aint black enough to get free shit.

Obama ain't break his back for 8 years to give you white people mo shiet. It our time now, niggas.

>>9892041
Red meat is a carcinogen and there is literally always hormones in meat.

>>9892195
Walmart actually pays well above minimum wage after the first 90 days it's $10 an hour

>>9892448
Ironically, twice as many whites as blacks receive ebt and welfare. A further irony is that they're primarily concentrated in cuckservative red states, lol.

>>9892609
wtf conservatards btfo

>>9887975
LL says the super tough guy that probably hasn’t showered this month.

Chads aren't the problem in retail. It's always the women who can be the worst customers. Even the drunks aren't an issue. Usually middle aged white women and every other woman after are the main problem customers.

And old people. Them too.

>>9892609
black make up less than 13% of the US. A higher percentage of niggers claim welfare than whites.

Its ok... we did not buy you guys to do economics.

>>9892305
>sakura tattoo

>>9892305
>straight
What a waste

>>9887890
Oops I forgot to pick up a 10 inch monster dildo for my magnum anus.

>>9892691
Straight guys do this?

sure did my dude

>>9891906
fuckin edgy dude, I'm a normal person and if I saw that I'd think "what a retard"

>>9889315
I'm actually the same, but feel quite the opposite.

>>9889211
She gained 15 pounds and it all went straight to her legs which is weird

>>9889211
>>9894252
I hope she loses it before her tour starts.

>>9892609
Critical thinking. Try it out.

>>9894252
>>9894261
Someone's been doing sets of fahve

>>9891897
kek