/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9878545
I eat almost an onion a day and im a little flabby.

why is he so wide /ck/ros

>>9878882
He's an ex-marine.

>>9878882
he ate an onion

>>9878934
patterson wasn't a fucking documentary, idiot

Try garlic. Or ginger

For the confused: Onions are a fit meme derived from a study done by Iranian researches that found feeding mice raw onion juice in sufficient amounts caused a ~40% increase in testosterone production.

Bro scientists that they are, /fit/ has started cramming raw onions into their fucking faces, missing the mathematics that suggest they would have to drink or eat a fucking gallon of RAW (and it has to be raw) Onyun juice or so to hit equivalency with the mice.

>>9879885
It's a troll you fucking moron, like rare steak is on /ck/ or but can it run crisis or americans clapping when a plane lands from /trv/

>>9879907
>or americans clapping when a plane lands from /trv/
Yeah we actually do that though, not even kidding

>>9879907
Or when americans put their shoes in the fridge

>>9879907
Or when Americans get shot.
Oh wait...

>>9879230
the fuck has paterson to do with it

this is what happens when you do a ton of core exercises every day but ultimately have bad ab genetics

t. ablet

>>9880366
No.

>>9880369
yes.

he has wide hips that don't fit the rest of his body. that's why his pants are up so high.

>>9880373
core exercises don't widen your fucking hips you sperg wide hips are just genetics

>>9878545
>how white people wear pants

>>9880374
i didn't say they widened your hips you fucking brainlet. but if you have wide hips already you're not going to get tight six pack abs.

>>9880374
>>9880366
he doesn't even have wide hips, he just has a lot of belly fat. you can have excess belly fat and still have visible abs, the "fat hides abs" is more about subcutaneous fat which is a problem for the severely obese (which he is not, although he is overweight)

>>9880377
>grandpa was finally able to afford that facelift

>>9880380
that's not the context of what you were saying before at all but alright

also, wide hips have nothing to do with your abs. stop with this wrong information because you fucked up cutting and your abs aren't showing

>>9879907
Americans do clap when a plane lands though, I've seen it repeatedly

>>9878545
is that justin trudeau?

>>9880401
That guy has never done a benchpress in his life

>>9880453
I am an american. I have flown plenty. I have never seen this. What I have seen is incredible rudeness and arrogance often comes with an accent.

Also, almost all of you are huge physical pussies.

>>9880453
>>9880472
I always clap when my plane lands. It's fun and I enjoy watching people feel uncomfortable. It's like gretting euros with "how are you?" instead of "hello". They get triggered.

>>9880453
I've seen it a couple times but usually not

>>9880472
Maybe you never flew in the decade after 9/11 then. My memories of it are all from at least 5 years ago now that I think about it.

But nah, that clapping after flying thing is/was real

>>9880472
I'm an American and I've seen it, although to be fair, it was on a Tupolev Tu-154, and I was probably the only American on board. Also, why are you so insecure about your masculinity?

>>9880453
>>9880480
The only times I have ever heard clapping when a plane landed is on RyanAir, where it happened every time. I have never heard it in the States.

They are called high waist pants. I always thought they looked badass. My idols from the 70's, and 80's would wear them.

>>9878545
If I eat onions with my soy, do they cancel out?

>>9880588
>The only good post in this thread

>>9879885
or they just concentrate it

>>9878934
former-Marine*

>>9880453
>>9880453
to applaud the pilot.

some landings are rough, the nice smooth ones in windy conditions warrant a clap.

also it relieves stress for the american after being in a plane for 3 hours

>listens to Mother once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kltzWWD4Z4M

>>9878545

>>9880876
Isn't that the corrupt cop from scarface?

>>9879885
>GOOJAD

>>9880453
You would applaud a great musician or famous athlete. Why not for someone who has dedicated just as much of their life to piloting?

>>9880923
the fact that pilots get paid at all peeves me. why should I pay so you can have fun?

they should get a petty cash stipend like fifty bucks a week, and then otherwise have to live in dorms and eat communal meals

>>9880923
>applaud him for not killing you and everyone else on board

>>9880928

>>9880472
Everybody, literally everybody has an accent by definition. 'Accent' doesn't mean 'people who sound funny to me', Cletus.

>>9880366
>ab genetics
Retard.

>>9880937
I've been in really shitty situations where the pilot had to fight the circumstances to keep us alive.

>>9881388
turbulence is always less severe than it seems to the passengers, inb4 you were in some ridiculous situation like UA232 where multiple pilots had to coordinate to keep the plane from lawn darting

>>9878545
Why is he wearing his pants that high?

>>9880401
>dat dick

>>9879885
>Bro scientists that they are, /fit/ has started cramming raw onions into their fucking faces
Literally fake news from tabloid-tier "news" articles. Consider suicide

>>9881376
That person is retarded but ab genetics are real. There are plenty of different looking types of abs

>>9878934
Once a marine always a marine fuckface. You faggots have no respect for those that put their lives on the line.

>>9882149
cover up his juicy hips

>>9879918
This is great on small internal European flights. There's usually a small group of yanks somewhere and when the plane lands they have about 6 or 7 claps before they realise no one else is giving the plane a fucking round of applause stop and rather sheepishly.
Always worth a few keks

>>9884700
fucking chill, your autism isn't endearing to anybody and probably detrimental to your health. nobody cares if they misgendered you and called you a soldier instead of a Marine, just accept the compliment and move on.

>>9884751
Bro you just got TROLLED

>>9884700
>have no respect for those that put their lives on the line

Oy vey, such a shame. We wanted to send each of you brave american boys a nice bowl of matzo soup for your holiday but, sheesh, the prices of the flour and chicken this year, let me tell you. What with the weather and the palestinians, oy vey! Instead we'll send best wishes and remember we're standing as far behind you as we can get. Shalom!

>>9884700
Yeah... I don't. Military fags either had no idea what to do after high school and needed path in life beat into them, or think they are fucking captian america because they have over active adrenal glands. The fact they shoot at each other and die in large numbers is awesome.

>>9879918
I've only ever seen that once and it was after a flight filled with honeymooners landed in Jamaica, the flight attendant was rather excitable and got everyone hyped. That being said I did not clap and I find it pretty obnoxious. Thank god I don't see that on domestic flights

>>9882754
It’s from this site. Welcome newfriend, now please return to...

>I may be an effeminate permavirgin manchild with the maturity of a 3-year-old who confuses being overweight with physical strength and has zero social skills, can't relate to other adult men let alone talk to women, and lives vicariously online instead of IRL
>but I eat onions, am an edgy white supremacist wannabe, and idealize masculinity from bygone eras (despite being diametrically opposed to these men in all appearances and behaviors)!

kek I love these soyboys-in-denial. Maybe in the future you can put social media activities and shit-posting in your C.V.

>>9884948
Fuck off, ledditurd cunt. Go fight for social justice on tumblr.

>>9880471
Seriously wtf. Looks like no shoulder work either. I hope he eats some onions soon.

>>9884700
>being proud of being glorified cannon-fodder
Even the chair-force deserves more respect. They can accomplish more with the push of a button than the entire marine corps. ever could.

>>9880221
did you see it?

>>9878545
Is that darth ben?

>>9878882
It’s ok to be wide

>>9878882
Guys are like this when they train for practical strength. Regimens for aesthetic lifting leave a dude a bit slim and camera-friendly, but servicemen, fighters, fire-fighters, and other professions that demand true strength call for being built "like a brick shithouse".

>>9880366
A strong trunk is more important than flamboyant abs anyway, keep on exercising.

>those bottles of lotion and oils on his dresser
Is Kylo Ren the most hygienic Sith ever? He makes me so wet!

I mean, eating raw onion is healthy but it won't make you more manly or anything like that.