/ck/ - Food & Cooking

good stuff boi but you need more orange

>>9866549
>americans

Mmm, muh orange, muh pres.

>>9866557
I have literally never seen this in the US.
Must be a thing in areas with lots of spics

>>9866573
Correct.

>>9866573
I'm guessing you've also never stepped foot inside any type of grocery store, convenience store or gas station.

>>9866557
>>9866573
How about instead of continuing the endless cycle of EU/US shitposting, you post some food gore?

Like this calorie-free peanut spread.

>>9866582
Forgot the pic

A tall glass of orange juice never fails to get me in the bone zone.

>>9866582
>>9866590
>how about instead of posting the same tired crap we've all seen before we post some other tired crap we've seen before

>>9866573
Did you not read the label
>Fresno, CA
Lol

>>9866590
So salt paste.

>>9866598
I prefer on-topic tired crap to off-topic tired crap

>>9866589
For what purpose

>>9866549
this is not carbonated orange soda, what the fuck, who would consume this garbage

>>9866573
oh

>>9866593
What kind of sad person posts this?

>>9866589
Are those gay pickle Ricks? XDD

>>9866549
Makes my throat burn just by looking at it.

>>9866573
sooooo, chicago?

>>9866573

>>9867911
>it's for flavor

>>9867903
Why would you post this?

>>9866593
good post

>>9868345
Thats orange drink, whitey.

I bet your parents are going to pay less taxes next April lls

>>9867911
$80/lb

>>9868350

Orange drank, ACKTUALLY sp*Coid

>>9866573
The only people I've ever seen get this fake juice shit are Mexicans on food stamps.

>>9866605
>>9867723
Kool-aid pickles are a southern thing.

>>9866600
CA, is spic country, have you not been there recently?

>>9868644
I live in California, that's what made me laugh. Also the old joke was that this was a black thing idk how it got shifted to Mexicans. Must be just a general poors thing

>>9868376
My grandmother used to buy this all the time, and she's a snow white racist.

>>9867911
80 bucks for something that looks like it was meant for dogs

>>9866598
you mean like yurotrash crying about the US for no fucking reason?

>>9867911
to be fair, the chinese think this shit is some kind of magic that makes their dongs longer and harder

>>9866549
>contains no fruit juice
>Ingredients: concentrated orange juice

HOLY FUCK I haven't had that little-paper-cup orange drink since I was a little kid. Loved that stuff.

>>9866549
I once got my mom to buy me a small bottle of the greens stuff. I never asked for it again.

>>9868978
>baww stop it yurop pls no bully
grow a pair you seppo cunt

>>9868638
When we drove through the South, a lot of gas station convenience stores had big jars of red Koolaid pickles

>>9867903
I can't tell if he's wearing underwear

>>9866590
Seems like not buying all those fillers and machines to process them and just sticking with peanuts and a hammer would be a lot cheaper. Why do "food" companies waste their time and money with crap like this?

>>9869208
The south and everyone in it should be eliminated and opened up as homesteading land for immigrants.

>>9866578
>t. Juan

>>9869691
You're naive

>>9869778
Good luck, faggot. They'll kill you before you can even say "FLYOVERS BTFO".
They aren't willfully disarmed, soy milk-drinking, cum guzzling faggots like you.

>>9866549
I thought this was going to be someone's piss bottle

>>9866549

>>9869866
Jesus h christ

>>9866590
Why do peanuts first appear so far down the indgredients list?

>>9866589
What part of the South? I'm in Louisiana and I've been all over the South and never seen this.

>>9869208
Where

>>9869778
Come on down and give that a try, bud. See how it works out for you.

>>9869892
It's "calorie free". Peanuts contain calories so they add such a small amount that they can legally call it calorie free peanut spread.

>>9869003
Isn't that true of everything for them?

>>9869691
> Seems like not buying all those fillers and machines to process them and just sticking with peanuts and a hammer would be a lot cheaper.

“Vegetable fiber” is literally just straw.

You can’t really get cheeper then that.

>>9869866
I...is that a chili fountain? PLEASE LET THAT BE CHILI.

>>9869866
I'm guessing that the chocolate has either been burnt or hasn't been heated properly.
If you microwave chocolate too much, it turns into black grit. It's disgusting and it's best described as tar mixed with sand.

>>9869778
That's how we got here in the first place.
>t. Chief Replies To Pussies

>>9867903
B L O A T P R I N C E

>>9869866
shoggoth fountain

I need more food gore /ck/, please.

>>9866593

underrated post.

>>9868702

That's not true. She doesn't drink this.

>childhood memories intensify
Mom really is a cunt for giving me that in childhood. She'd give me that ambiguous orange flavored sugar water but she wouldn't get me one of those tv dinners in the blue box with the bird on it? Fuck her. She really is a therapy session.

>>9870594
That's why I said buy instead of drink.

>>9869902
Don't remember exactly where. Texas possibly.

>>9870701
This is actually pretty good if the steak is cooked over hard

>>9868354
>>9868965
Hong Kong bucks. Divide that 80 by 8 you uncultured swine. It's abou 10 US $

>>9870873
Awww what the fuck? Why would anyone think that was a good idea?

>>9870873
>>9871456
You are like little baby.

>>9870873
I don't know what disgusts me more. The burger or the fact that is $15

>>9870873
australia why

>>9867911
how is this food? Those people are like garbage disposals

>>9871639
Those are for medicine you uncultured swine

>>9871512
It’s actually almost $17 with tax, you uncultured swine

ew

>>9871639
I laffed

>>9869691
Its not meant to be cheap, its a calorie free alternative for losing weight.

I eat similar atrocities when I cut.

>>9872064
This looks fucking amazing.

>>9872064
That looks fantastic.

>>9871485
this reminded me of thast damn..horse hoof.......you know the one.

>>9869902
>What part of the South?
Seen them in:
Mississippi
Georgia
Just over the Florida border in those areas as well
A friend from NC knew about them as well, but not because they are popular there. I don't know how she knew.

>>9872100
This one?

>>9872116
I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP

>>9870689
topkek

>>9866589
It gets worse

>>9871494
Before it used to start screaming and inch-worming away when you heated it. Also, keep refrigerated or they start to reproduce. Have you never had Mexican shreds?

>>9866573
The fuck you haven't.

https://youtu.be/NuTjQLfU6Gk

TWINKIE WIENER SANDWICH

>>9866590
How can this product even be possible?

I'm sick and that orange drink would be amazing right now

>>9868644
But California has more white people than any other state.

>>9872091
>>9872094
>no sear
>amazing
>fantastic

hello plebs.

>>9872116
You could model a delicious dessert after this.....

>>9872230
no fucking way that's real

>>9872389
Easy Cheese goes on anything.

>>9872800
They're real and they're spectacular

>>9867911
that'd be a good back scratcher

>>9873306
What the fuck is the point of this? Just taking in calories for the sake of taking in calories? Or is this some feeding fetish porn?

>>9873323
>Or is this some feeding fetish porn?
Yes.

>>9869866
It looks like a fondue fountain filled with baked beans.

>>9872064
Pan-fried Steak Frites? Nice.

>>9866549
>Brominated vegetable oil
wtf this must be a shoop

>>9872116
The inside of a hoof is actually more interesting than disgusting if you aren't a pussy. I mean, what part of human anatomy looks like an air filter?

>>9873419
As an estadounidense, I can verify it's real.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brominated_vegetable_oil

>>9873563
the lungs

>>9866549

>>9873419
Might want to set down your Mtn Dew before venturing down that rabbithole.

Y'all cowards don't even east aspic.

>>9873626

>>9866589
Pinterest was a mistake

>>9866589
>Lemon pickle

I'd try it.

>>9873642
You were a mistake. How was your December birthday, Saint Paddy's Day accident?

>>9873563
I’m not disgusted at all personally, it’s pretty fascinating. First time I saw the image I started reading about horse anatomy.

>>9873588
The lungs don’t look like air filters my dude, they’re like meat slabs full of spheroidal pockets

>>9873380
Looks like shit a DFAC would serve

>>9873563
Underneath your nails?

>>9873774
>The lungs don’t look like air filters my dude
check out this fag, he doesn't even use organic air filters

>>9871494
>it doesn't even say "cheese" on the package

>>9871485
>those fruity pebbles sprinkled on top
It's like shoving your finger in the peanut butter jar during a home invasion

>>9871494
Really really cheap "cheese" doesn't melt, it just gets soft.
t. used to be poor and parents bought super cheap american singles that didn't melt, so you could open a grilled cheese snadwich after frying and the bread wouldn't be stuck to the cheese

>>9873626
>>9873633
Aspic is fucking good tho you fucking heathens

>>9872776
(you)

>>9873626
I unironically want this to come back

>>9872116
Looks like a brush

>>9873605
underrated post

>>9866549

>You are now aware that Bill Hick's bit about being offered advertising work by a British company selling "orange drink" was completely made up.

>>9873626
I could see this actually being good with veggies, but the idea of cold meat or fish suspended in Jell-O disgusts me

>>9869004
and that orange juice is a whole .001% of the gallon

>>9868638
I live in the south an have not seen this. But there is a lot of weird shit in the south so it's probably a thing.

>>9875897
It's actually quite delicious, but the idea and presentation are a little offputting. Put a little mayo on it and it's even better. I used to hate the stuff as a kid (grandfather loved the stuff so it was a common holiday side dish), but I tried it again as an adult and was pleasantly surprised. I've only had tomato aspic though so I can't comment on how good non-tomato aspic is.

>>9875897
You haven't experienced disgust until someone serves you the abortion of fish terrine meets fish aspic for Christmas.

>>9866549
They didn't even bother putting vitamin c in. Why?

>>9866589
I've chased various flavored vodka with pickle juice, it sounds gross, but I'd probably give those a try.

>>9871485
Visually that's pretty aesthetic, sure it tastes like trash, but if you removed the cheese and the burger, it'd probably be pretty decent. Sweets and bacon are okay.

One time when I was 4, or sometimes before I started proper schooling, idk how old I was, my favorite foods were cheese and kitkats, I thought in a brilliant moment, I should combine these two.

It's one of the worst memories I have.

>>9869866
It kinda looks like congealed blood

>>9873306

OMFG foie gras is so inhumane!

>>9875257
Yeah, it's kinda cool. Never had one so I don't know how good they can be but I'd definitely try some out.

>>9877239
That is actually genius.

>>9878149
I swear to christ if this isn't satire there's going to be fucking murders

>>9873563
Ever seen a close up of an iris?

>>9870870
>Hong Kong
That explains why the English translation makes sense.

>>9869798
That bait post really pulled a cord with you.

>>9866589
I mean idk...it's certainly lacking aesthetically but they might be okay desu.

>>9866549
I think I tried this once as a kid and instantly puked.

>>9873380
is that an apple fritter?

>>9877231
greasy pizza is fucking garbage, i pat that shit down with a paper towell too

>>9872116
What's it taste like?

>>9873228
It must be pretty sucky for your only known acting gig to be "Fat retard"

>>9878387
nailbeds and pennies

>>9869892
>gavin-mcinnes.jpg

fucking nice anon

>>9872230
i want to die

>>9873380
>corn
i vomited in my mouth

>>9877231
That is the gayest man I have ever seen,
and I happen to own a mirror.

>>9878170
It is, calm down.

>>9873306
What a waste. She'd actually be really bone-able if she didn't forcefeed herself.
Dynamite eyes and facial features.

>>9873306
what is that?

>>9877231
That Z should really be an F

>>9878528
no

>>9875897
>he doesn't like aspic

>>9879098
Tried dating Mexicans, but Asians are more my thing.

>>9878247
Familiarity breeds contempt, and I live and work around these smug cunts. I take what I can get.

>>9872100
Kate's Playground?

>>9866557
>Fresno CA
Yup. Oh did you know that the TTIP law almost allowed muricans to sell their cancer food here in the first world (NL)??? Thank fuck we stopped it

Don't have anything food related on my phone but here's a picture of the current 'murican education

>>9868644
Don't even try you degenerate 'muritard

>>9879256
/int/ was a mistake

>>9869493
I can't tell if it's a he or shit. Hell, he has bigger tits than most pornstars.

>>9879263
How is milk natural butter flavor?

>>9867609
Your mom, when she's sexting me, right before I enter her from behind and thrash those guts, then wipe my penis on your comforter afterward.

>>9879266
FDA rules.

>>9879263
>butter
>primary ingredients are corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup
>flavored with MILK and IMITATION MAPLE SYRUP
>colored with burnt sugar
The fuck?

>>9866589
I made my friend koolaid pickles for a joke gift one Christmas and they were actually Okay. Not for everyone, but sweet/sour stuff isn't uncommon

what i whipped up for a midnight snack the other day. kimchi, egg, cheese.

>>9879263
>Serving Size 1/4 Cup

>>9872282
>beaner food has taken over the US.

I know you wish this were the case, but it still isn't, Abraham

>>9879512
>What is Taco Bell?

>>9867723
Rule 2, mods.

>>9869778
>wanting more immigrants
if you think they're bad now, just wait until you get a 0% white south

>>9866590
I love this

>>9869892
>gavin mcinnes

Sides obliterated

>>9879285
>colored with burnt sugar
Holy fuck what am I reading?
Please dont tell me you think caramel color has anything to do with caramel???

>>9866573
It's generic Sunny D.

>>9872800
Arkansas here.
Theyre real and they are weird.

>>9867903
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>9879529
Idiot.

>>9879556
it literally is tho
they just cook sugar until all the compounds that provide flavor are rendered out and only the coloration is left

>>9879624
You poor, niave bastard.

>>9879634
prove me fuckin wrong, you'll only find I'm right

>>9879649
No one gives a shit about proving you wrong because we already know better. Who am I to stop someone from tripping himself when I can just stand by and laugh?

>>9879661
>Caramel color or caramel coloring is a water-soluble food coloring. It is made by heat treatment of carbohydrates, in general in the presence of acids, alkalis, or salts, in a process called caramelization.
there, everyone can see you're wrong, you can stop pretending to be retarded now and go shitpost elsewhere

>>9879667
>I posted some cherry picked shit yo
Haza! How right you are.

>>9879673
one last (You) for the road

>>9872230
Being a stocker at Walmart, I was actually shocked the first moment I put this stuff on the shelf.

>>9878605
Piffa?

>>9866590
I actually had this. Was at my parent's and wanted a classic PB&J but they were out of peanut butter so I tried this stuff.

I took one bite then threw the sandwich and the whole jar away. It was disgusting. Tastes like burnt salt.

>>9879806
>Being a stocker at Walmart
You don't get an opinion.

>>9869892
>gavin mcinnes

>>9871494
>Now melts!

>>9869892
They don't. It's Peanut flavor and peanut extract. There's no actual peanuts in there.

>>9879256
Fuck you squarehead

>>9869892

>>9866578
t.Carlos"Ice-dodger"

>>9869866
The Fountain of Nurgle.

>>9866589
>parents got divorced, lived with mom and her parents in Mississippi
>quite literally the only white kid in my entire school
>at random events they would sell ziploc baggies of pickles soaking in kool-aid

Here I thought I'd never think of that shit hole again

>>9873626
But it'll just make my teeth go grey

>>9866549
>contains no fruit juice
>yet contains concentrated orange juice
Which one is it?
Or are european food standards much worse that burger standards.

>>9866549
looks liek my piss morning after a bender

>>9869778
the jewish liberal elite overlords you serve will never ever allow homesteading to ever occur again.
we didn't run out of land, they just screamed and took control and shutdown the homestead act

>>9879825
top right m8, fagat

>>9879285
it was the year 1890 or so I think and the old rich elite were getting all like
>look at these colonists with this new steel industry, they're making the peasant masses wealthy!
>Look at them, buying and eating so much butter like they are like us!
>Develop an alternative to butter so they stop eating what we eat

and thus Margarine was borne, and the elite have never stopped obsessing with feeding the common man other food substitutes

I'm not joking.

>>9870701
I've heard milksteak is in fact quite disgusting

>>9872116
I'm torn apart between a strong disgust and an urge to take a bite in it

>>9879263
Good ole Publix

>>9881641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ezpExQ_k0
in b4 someone cries about babish
(although the cheese on the Grilled Charlie wouldn't have fucking stuck if he just oiled the fuck out of his pan, I've done it before, although not with fucking Kraft Singles)

>>9872282
>I want dat purple stuff
Gets me every fucking time.

>>9879673

There are legal definitions for shit you can put on an ingredients list you mentally deficient ignorant retard.

>>9873306
>Powerleveling.webm

>>9878497
>and I happen to own a mirror
Classic

>>9879256
jakarta was there before the dutch, it was a port city fof a hindu kingdom, then a muslim one, then an outpost for the portugese, then the dutch.....if anything the dutch were late to jakarta

>>9878551
everytime i see a morbidly obese women, i always wonder what they look like if they were actually thin.

>>9879256
>tfw I started the toothpaste meme
It feels good to have a lasting impact, even if it's retarded

>>9866589
pickle rick

>>9880662
I have no choice, asshole.

>>9882038
Shhh, just let them have it. Its like how bongs can only brag about their brief relevance on the world stage right before their empire completely imploded in on itself.

>>9879519
I need all taco bell niggers to leave.

>>9876242
Reminds me of when I was like 7 years old and thought for whatever reason that the curry powder in our kitchen was sneezing powder. I can still taste-smell it in my memory, wasn't too pleasant.

>>9868702
how else would she poison all the spics

>>9867911
>claw

>>9882436

>>9867903
THICC

>>9879519
>what is taco bell?

Delicious and cheap good that caused me to balloon in weight post-high school

>>9871630
i think what disturbs me most about this picture is the fact that those dogs are so pink... it’s just too unatural.

>>9879179
kek

>>9872230

People are willing to consume sweet ass bread & butter pickles..... but then gag at the sight of these?

>>9877508
Is that beer
With a FUCKING STRAW

>>9882424
Read a book, dumdum, and Merry Christmas.

>>9866549
Mixes good with Taaka.

>>9877239
>>9877528
Yeah, soggy watermelon flavoured chicken with wet skin sounds genius! Fuckin idiot

>>9879546
Their blueberry syrup made with wood pulp is pretty good. Mix it half and half with real maple syrup from canada and its a nice way to lessen sugar intake, but artificial sweetener is bad for you too.

Sucralose etc change he bacteria compositin of your gut, it actually makes younmore likely to store fat since they get more efficient at processing glucose or some shit

>>9873246
kek

>>9883887
Bar-S probs

>>9884234
>imblgign Leafs use that fake shit

>>9876206
yeah pickle juice chasers for vodka is a thing

pickle flavored vodka is even a thing, it's one of the cleanest/easiest shots i've ever had

>>9870873
This is legitimately not that bad.
I didn't have a stuffed version, but when I worked at Steak and Shake we had a customer come in asking for peanutbutter cup crumbles on his smash burgers which got me curious, and it was pretty good. Salty + savory + sweet

>>9866589
Pretty Pickles

>>9884234
I do this with breakfast if I'm not having Crispix.
>Eggs
>Bacon
>Buttered toast
>Healthy coating of syrup on everything

>>9877231
He looks like he's about to ask if he can get some soy milk because the water is too spicy.

>>9877231
>Alien tries consuming human food for the first time

>>9866590
>>9869892
>>9872462
Are people this dumb? It's calorie free line of food so it's doing exactly what it's meant to do. Not food gore

>>9881576

Margarine was developed as an alternative that stays soft in the fridge

>>9883940
Bread and butter pickles are fucking disgusting too. Pretty sure only decrepit old people with no taste buds eat those.

>>9875143
>Mt. Hurgin

>>9870873
we have strayed from the light of god

>>9885657
>Healthy

>>9880726
>>9871494
Maybe it's not easy to make mexican flesh melt.
What, you thought it was cheese? WHat do you think ICE does?

>>9877239

>>9879519
TFW i live in the 956 area

>>9878392
idk, I figure if you're trying out for that gig in the first place you need to be pretty secure in who you are

>>9867911
I'd chow down on that, I fucking love deer.

>>9879285
It’s shopped it’s butter flavored imitation maple syrup

>>9869798
>>9869902

>>9872768
California has more any-kind-of-people than any other state.

>>9877231
>that fork and knife handling

>>9873784
Is that a British ration pack?

>>9880765
>squarehead
t. Amerimutt

>>9885690
Have you actually tried it before?

>>9867911
>>9883827
>We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.
>The hoof.

>>9879263
and this is why consumer protection is good.

>>9870689
>>9870689
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>9866549
They used to give us this shit every day at camp
Grape was the shit

>>9873605
orange soda>>>>>>>>orange "drank"

>>9872064
I did this once at work, but with a little cup of steak sauce instead of mustard and ketchup.
Shit was great it was like eating French fries made of steak.

>>9888304
The dyes in most artificial grape stuff turns my turds green.

>>9887425
Joke's on you, niggerlover. I'm in PA.

>>9884234
eggy wegs/syrup master race

>>9879243
>class is all women
Figures.

>>9869778
>>9869798
reeee-haw

>>9873380
Oh shit, I remember this thread. It was a hotdog wrapped in some kind of lunch meat, covered in ground beef, then fried.

>>9889915
that sounds tasty

>>9891098
Ordering these for a table of blind diners.
Level 10 trolling.

>>9878367
Do you also sit to pee?

>>9877239
>be me
>5 weeks old
>life's good, they take care of me, plenty of friends
>even have some activist groups fight for my rights
>but then suddenly they electrocute me
>slice my throat
>put me in freezer
>then they take my corpse out
>stuf my ass with lemons
>sprinkle me with fucking cinnamon
>and close me into a fucking watermelon
>mfw

>>9891545
>a XXXL pizza, a bottle of ranch
>literally chugging one of two, 2Ls of soda
>one is large enough to be three people
Someone shoot them please.

>>9879546

>Save 330 calories a day

How many spoonfuls of marshmallow fluff are Americans eating in your typical day?

>>9872230

I have these at work, should I try them and report back?

>>9867903
To be fair, University clinics are cheap af, even when the University is private and expensive af (looking at you, UAG) so all patients we get are extremely poor

I saw my cousin put a tamale in a hotdog bun once

>>9869778
>opened up as homesteading land for immigrants.

>>9878605

>>9891545
>that one that is ready to whip out the ranch

>>9869866
>>9869998
>>9870017
It's chocolate that's seized because they tried to put water in it to thin it down.

How do you like your curry /ck/? I like mine sweet and spicy