/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Slippery shits

>>9877820
Mild diahrea...

>>9877820
Do those have cheese? The cheese is essential, lad. Also is marijuana legal in your state?

I love them from frozen when I'm stoned. Eat em with lots of ketchup. Strong onion flavor, soft, slightly-sweet pillowy dough, and weird msg-filled pseudo meat flavor.

>>9877820
It's that movie with the new asian star trek dude. The other dude is technically Asian too I guess but the Asian guy is real Asian and they ride a tiger and I don't remember...
I believe there was that guy from how I met your mother.. but I was probably hallucinating...

Also average burger

And it was the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life. Completely devoid of flavor. Cheese wouldn't have helped. The bun got soggy in about 20 seconds. No weed to enhance the experience. The fries were nice and hot, though.
1/10, Don't Get the Hype

>>9877924
Cheese really does help, tho. Need to dip in ketchup.

The shivering shits x 2. You know, when you're shitting your guts out with a cold tile floor beneath your feet and a cold toilet seat against your quivering ass.

>>9877820
Unless, like so many ITT, you have the digestive tract of a child, you're in for a tasty treat followed by some pungent flatulence.

>>9877820
dissappointment

>>9877831
>>9877843
>>9877948
This came true. Later than I expected, but true nonetheless.

>>9877960
>Unless, like so many ITT, you have the digestive tract of a child, you're in for a tasty treat followed by some pungent flatulence.

nailed it

>>9877960
>pungent flatulence.
the kind that leaves you proud. So proud you want to share. But you live alone so you only get to dutch oven yourself.