/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9872589
you must be black, they can't handle jalapeno's which are hotter than these noodles.

>>9872598
they're actually roughly equal on the scoville scale

but you see, you eat one jalapeno and you're fucking done. it's over.

you eat a bowl of this and every spoonful adds up. at the end it just tastes like pain.

>>9872609
it doesn't add up like that. 8k scoville is 8k scoville, it doesn't add on, it just lasts longer. You can take small bites of a jalapeno for 5 minutes and experience the same thing.

I have had these noodles a few times.

>>9872609
if you want actual pain from spice you need to eat ghost peppers or ghost pepper powder, only then can you come back and revise your statement about these noodles being painful.

>>9872615
maybe you're right but I'm going to go by what my mouth is feeling

I love how these taste but halfway through I usually can't taste anything anymore

the regular version is fucking delicious though

>>9872623
nobody cares

nobody's impressed

>>9872641
the regular version is 8k as well, you were just swindled by marketing.

>>9872648
no it isn't

does your tongue even work

>>9872658
read the package idiot.

>>9872702
it says 4k and the difference in taste is obvious

how are you so full of shit

>>9872589

Dude I poured it wrong the first time and didn't make a soup of it and instead strained the noodles and added the packet. It was painful but it was love at first sight.

>>9872724
no it says 8k on both. if you could read, the 2x isn't about spice it's about the second release.

>>9872589
Koreabro here, no I agree it’s not really that good and more just a gimmick.

Shin is fine but pic related is really the ramen everyone’s sleeping on

>>9872598
You don't know any black people.

>>9872745

This is the best way to make samyang noodles. Cook them as normal, drain them of as much water as you can, then stir in the sauce.

>>9873161
I don't know any canine people either

>>9873415
Do you know the muffin man?

>>9873444
THE MUFFIN MAN?!

>>9873447
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!

>>9873161
Yes, I do.

>>9873023
that's the alphabet soup of instant noodles. no korean would actually say "koreabro"

>>9873554
Sure you do. White people have two settings for spiciness in my experience.

One
>Sir can you take this back? This milk is far too spicy for my liking

and two
>What? I don't have to sign a waiver to eat this because the scoville rating is too low? Its cool, I brought my own Molten Magma in a bottle for such occasions but, this will be reflected on my Yelp review

Far more err to the side of needing assistance because the mild isn't mild enough though.

>>9873161
Neither do you.

>>9873704
this comic makes me want to punch the artist then squirt hotsauce up his ass

>>9873866
u mad, wite boi?

>>9873023
this is my favorite. i toss in a bunch of shrimp and crab into this all the time.

>>9873704
>the author self inserts himself as Goku

/eytDhLqTomnNrhAEdAWMBg==/

Reminder that 4chan x is better than the inline extension.

>>9873556
Speaking of soup, any tips about getting good flavour from the noodles dry? I don't like having noodly soup bowls

Where should I buy these spicy meme noodles? Theyre really expensive on amazon

>>9872589
Protip: Add an egg. You can have it boiled or poached, doesn't matter as long as the yolk is runny. The egg will take the edge off of the heat and make it a bit more bearable.

>>9872589
i'm honestly not a fan

too spicy and not that interesting of a flavor to boot it

rather just get some noodles and add my own hotsauce to it

>>9872589
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>>9874634
>self inserts himself
Loving every laugh

>>9872589
Too wh*te to handle spicy

>haha whyte peepo aren't accustomed to spice
>haha your single mother didn't add tobasco to your food and laugh with her gurlfriends, "dat too spicy lil' baby? hahaha it just hot sauce dayumn, ay Tyroll come loook at dis keekkekekeke sheeeit"

I once worked at a ghetto amusement park and saw this frequently with da caliente nachos. Dem nonwhites know how to administer pain to their youngins, mad respek yo, jejejeje