/ck/ - Food & Cooking

647 days. The liquor can suck my dick

>>9868809
Daaaang. And a cheers to you too

You faggots should go do this pathetic self pity circlejerk on /r9k/, thats were pathetic faggots go

>>9868820
Where do the people that can't differentiate "where" and "were" go?

>>9868820
No one gives a fuck faggot. No pathetic person is denying being pathetic.

I bet you are a lot of fun at parties

>>9868820
and you know about it because...

>>9868829
>>9868830
You watch your tone faggots, i can wreck both of you sissies without even trying

>>9868820
You should lurk moar. That's what newfags do.

Al/ck/ are tradition here. Started because many in the industry have addiction problems.
So you go back to /r9k/ complain about people you don't like.
Also add a fucking filter, in "settings" top right of screen.

>>9868839
>Illhaveyoulnow.exe

I haven't eaten in like a week.

>>9868839
sho vagin

>>9868854
Do you have no food? Eat a carrot or some peanut butter crackers. Candy. Anything is better than nothing. High b vitamins are ideal. Trust me pop a can of kipper snacks or some sardines. You won’t be able to stop

>>9868820
Mom?

>>9868839
Please stop embarrassing yourself. Thanks for the laughs, but I think it’s time for you to run along now.

>>9868854
Naked juice makes those thick ass fruit and vegetable drinks and sell them in gallons. Make mix drinks with them.
>also milk

>>9868820
Why you gotta be so rude?

>>9868856
>>9868877
I have some rice and rolled oats. And a can of shitty corned beef from Brazil that I don't have much desire to eat. And some boxed soup mix my brother gave me. That's about it.

>>9868892
Eat the soup. It’s got electrolytes

>>9868905
Well the soup is certainly helping. Thanks, anon.

>>9869015
Yeah man. Seriously salt is good. Specially with water

>>9868809
"look Randy I'm mowing the air!"

RIP Lahey you drunken bastard

Do you guys have any foods that were ruined for you due to a hangover/withdrawals?

I remember I tried to eat eggs a few years back during a bad hangover and the smell just made me fucking gag, not to mention it not sitting well in my stomach. Couldn't eat eggs for years.

>>9869118
if im having WDs, i can't ingest anything other than ice water without puking or at least having major dry-heaves
i can't even eat plain toast without retching

>>9869118
i accidently poured over-the-date mayonaise on my plate with french fries that tasted terrible.. took like 4 pieces to throw it all in the bin. Afterwards i ate some canned soup.

>major depression when i turned 29
>start drinking whiskey daily
>havent driven main road in 2 years
>havent left 1 mile radius of house in 2 years
>sober 2 nights this year
>daily panic attacks


if i stop drinking will this go away?

considering suicide at this point

>>9869199
It’ll get much worse initially, but rumour is that if you stay sober, eventually it gets better.

>it's another Christmas where I've nearly finished my Christmas bottle of bourbon before it's even fucking Christmas

>>9869199
Do it safely, anon. Either taper or go to detox. Withdrawals are literal fucking hell on earth.

>>9869199
Most likely.
Hang in there bud.

>major depression when i turned 29
>start drinking whiskey daily
>havent driven main road in 2 years
>havent left 1 mile radius of house in 2 years
>sober 2 nights this year
>daily panic attacks


if i stop drinking will this go away?

Is this a hugbox shitposting thread?

>>9869215
No it will go nuts at first then subside. I just do t get how you have had the fear of you haven’t been sober? You experience this while drunk? Do you drink when it wake up?

>>9869259
You tell me. It’s true alanon with no pressure to quit, just support imo. Advice on how to taper if you want to cut back.. etc. read the thread

What's with posts getting deleted and then reappearing?
Is it autism or some gookmoot conspiracy?

>>9868797

I have a friend that has gone through a handle of cheap whiskey every 3 days for 2-3 years now. He's only 26, how fucked is he? Should I intervene?

>>9869278
3 days. Asking for it. 2 days watch out. 1 day. Point of no return. Death on the horizon. Yu should talk to him. Yes for sure. Just let him know that can’t last

>>9869278
Not completely fucked. Obviously he should stop now and he'll probably be fine. He'll be fucked the longer he continues.

>>9869268
He probably deleted it and reposted anon.

>>9869278
maybe voice your concern but there's nothing else you can really do. He's the only person who can make the decision to stop or cut down. That's a fair amount to be drinking without taking a break.

>>9869261
>>9869261
i understand what you're trying to say

>haven't been drinking
>eating healthy
>read a lot of people recommend b-vitamins
>taking a b-complex vitamin daily
>just now reading that niacin is bad for you liver
What the hell lads. I'm reading that niacin can cause liver failure and hepatitis. This vitamin I've been taking has 1,000% the daily recommended amount. Just can't win.

>tfw clean up my entire house and hide all the liquor and weed
>mother is coming over to hang out at my house
>forgot the 4 trash bags of beers cans in the garage
>she walks right past them coming in
>2 hours of nagging about why I drink


Fucking hell

>>9869307
The idea is to get your vitamins from eating actual food ffs. If you can lay off the sauce enough to eat at least one good big meal a day you can live a long long time

>>9869320
Ya done goofed anon. Ya can’t do it like that. I told my mom I’m an alcoholic and she felt better after cause at least She knows that I know I can’t pretend I’m 18 and chug liquor without consequences. Know thyself. Realize my own tendency to drink a few to many if I don’t check myself. Etc. You would make a shitty politician anon, leaving your dirty laundry out like that to surprise those you wish to hide it from and not subtlety twisting it into an advantage... poor form.

>>9869346
I eat a good breakfast and dinner with a snack or two in between. I thought a vitamin would be a good thing on top of that. Just have to be careful.

>>9869366
It probably is a good idea. I don’t know about that b12 1k percent tho... I just eat eggs meat and kippers. Feel like a million bucks. Read more into it.. I’ll bet they are talking about taking those 5 hour energy shots till you get niacin flush multiple times a day to achieve liver damage.

>>9868877
Naked juice has formaldehyde in it nigger.

>>9869356
I know....


My dad knows I'm an alcoholic, I've told him.

He doesn't care, As long as I'm happy and don't get myself in legal trouble.

My mom is very naive and for some reason I don't want her to know she raised a drunk, It would be a slap in the face to her because she spent so much money making sure I have a good education and job.


Fuckkk

Im sure this has been asked before, but couldnt you people just NOT order an alcoholic drink? I can understand most addictions, but alcohol requires a conscious decision to go out and actually buy a bottle (or glass).

>>9869389
Hahaha. Alcoholics. (((Ordering))) drinks. Heh

>>9869290
>>9869282
>>9869281

thanks for the responses. I don't know how I'm going to do it but I'll mention something to him. He's starting to have 2 different personalities and act like an arrogant nigger that knows everything which is why I'm bringing this up. It's getting hard to be around him.

>>9869389
>alcohol requires a conscious decision to go out and actually buy a bottle (or glass).
So does every other drug. Still affects the mind the same way, but alcohol has the physical addiction as well.

>>9869399
Best of luck to you.. and to your bro. Friends can be a shit when they turn like that. If he’s an acquaintance just ghost him. If he’s a long time friend and you care about him be there for him as long as he ain’t shitting in your cereal. If he starts shutting in your pudding ghost with explanation. Tough love my dude

>tfw setting up for a party of 30
Idk what it is about beer but it really helps when you're working all day

>>9869307
The slow release form of niacin is bad for your liver, the one that causes a flash has no effect on liver function. It's a common misconception.

Haven't eaten anything aside from popcorn on Tuesday, just been living off beer for the last week.
Gonna force myself to stop at a grocery store today since drunk cooking is fun.

>>9868820
This is a never ending thread here suck my co/ck/ pennies for tallboy anon here day off....drinking some tall boys about to get dinner started and the house cleaned so I don't look like I've been drinking all day how's life al/ck/s

Should I go to my local AA meeting again? It's embarrassing for me as everyone there is 35+ and I'm 21. I do have problems with alcohol and I genuinely should stop. There was one qt who was like 25 but she was brain dead.

>>9869668
She was likely fucked dumb by the old men there. That s what AA is for.

>>9869693
It's actually not.
I've been to AA plenty of times.

>>9868797

I'm a failure who will never achieve my dreams and I deserve to die.

Waiting on a buddy to call me so I can go hang out.
I’m having a very hard time drinking mildly and if he takes another hour I’m just going to say fuck it and do my usual solo binging this evening. Again.

>>9869694
So have I. Easy hookups.

>>9869668
NA meetings usually have younger people. And don't go to find pussy, retard, go to get help.

I don't know how many people I've seen get together with other addicts, both just starting recovery, one relapses and the other goes right down the shitter with them. Stupid.

Better to get a dog than a girl that uses aswell.

>>9869693
I don't want to marry her you fucking retard, I just thought she was attractive and my age at least.

>>9869713
That's a good idea. I'll try NA. I mean if I could fuck one that was attractive that would be awesome but the idiots there are not girls you want to be dating.

>>9869713
Stupid and INCREDIBLY COMMON. They even have guidlines warning about it. Unless you are super ugly, you have to fight off damaged pussy.

>>9869118
Reminded me of pic related.

>>9869215
>>daily panic attacks
That's withdrawals. It goes away after a week or two of sobriety. You have to taper properly, and take vitamins, withdrawals can kill you or worse.
http://hams.cc/taper/
(Shouldn't this link be in the OP?)

>>9869278
The first step is to acknowledge having a problem. There are many alkies in denial, and often they get pissed when confronted with it.
That the part where a friend can help more than a stranger.
But if he's determined to slowly killing himself alone, it's better for you to leave him.

>>9869307
They (usually) don't make dangerous pills. The dangerous doses may be billions% the daily recommendations.

>>9869668
Don't flirt in AA. It's a bad idea (a variation of "don't put your dick in crazy").
That being said, even if AA can be a dick contest about who had the worse alcohol problems, they're likely to want to help someone avoid them before things really degenerate.
Plus you can perfectly have had a long history of alcoholism at 21.

>>9869696
You'll die anyway, don't force it.

>>9869724
You are an asshole. You deserve your impending relapse.

>>9869729
Why is he though? Everyone needs a good fuck once in a while.

>>9869740
He implied I was retarded for typing out my actual experiance with AA.

Fuck that guy.

>>9869745
>my actual experiance with AA
>>9869693
>She was likely fucked dumb by the old men there
You live in a hentai?

>>9869754
No... I am an alcoholic in recovery. I live in constant depression.

>>9869745
I thought you were trying to bait me into feeling jealous or something. Sorry xoxo

>>9869727
It's not so much that I don't feel like I'm 'alcoholic enough' for them, it's just that i was hoping to make friends with people my age at least. As sad as it sounds.

I bought my dad a $70 bottle of absinthe and at the same time I bought a $4 pocket bottle (375 ml)
I think she knew what was going on lol

>>9869795
I forgive and love you. I still want to see other people though.

>general

Why can't I drink without getting sick?

Ily, water. I will never let you leave my side again.

New Years taper time is becoming sparse. Start now. Or don’t, whatever. I am.

17oz (roughly 510ml) of 57.1% rum last night. The first 7.5oz was drank within the first 61 minutes. Total drink time was 7 hours and 3 minutes. Passed out for I assume somewhere between 1-3 hours, got up, had a shot that I had poured but didn't drink, spent about half an hour or an hour watching vids, then passed out again.

All in all, it was a fun night.

>>9869703
>friend took too long
>I left and bought a pizza plus another handle
>took a few shots
>picked a movie
>about to get comfy
I just have to come up with an excuse for when they call and want to hang out.
On a side note, anyone else HAVE to be drunk to eat a reasonable amount? It’s a combo of economics and just general lack of appetite.
If I don’t have a decent buzz I can barely stomach two bites of anything.

>>9869726
Sign me up

Another one thinking about trying AA here. Haven't been doing too badly compared to the old days but I'm still going fucking mental for at least a couple of weeks when I do drink, and they're getting closer together again. I'm just worried about getting there and feeling like I've joined a cult

>>9869726
>>9870041
The problem that I have with this whole gimmick is that I can’t picture anyone in this thread having the confidence or charm to get laid sober and not totally sperg out. That puts the “crazy aa poon” at risk of breaching sobriety just because one of you fucks needed a drink to function normally, all because you needed some vj.
This isn’t even a whitenighting issue, I wouldn’t even care if you fucked some dudes in aa if you’re an actual fag. It’s more about jeopardizing someone’s painstakingly earned sobriety for your own selfish needs.

>>9870062
>feeling like I've joined a cult
You can just go and listen. The most you'll have to speak is to introduce yourself ("my name is anon and I'm an alcoholic". That's it) if they go around the room and do that. If you don't like the vibe or the people, try a different meeting. If you don't like AA, try NA, lifering, etc

As an al/ck/ who lives in a frozen wasteland I got a great device which turns on my propane heating if my room temp gets below x degrees (0 in my case). No more risk of freezing to death while drunk.

But generally I always manage to fill the stove.

How do you all deal with winter?

>>9869836
Whatever man

Drunk as shit after a work party. Feels good

>>9870076
Let the fire die and the backup kick in and just lay here bundled up hibernating till I can’t stand the endless daily cycles of drunk/wd/sober/drunk/wd/sober and I get up and do shit cause I’m going insane. Usually takes 3-5 weeks

>>9870073

Thanks. I don't mind the 'higher power' stuff if I don't have have to make a big song and dance of it

>>9870125
I declared alcohol as a higher power and they seemed very upset.

You have to admit you are powerless over booze. I just made an honest pick because I think Jesus was a fag.

>>9869210
Fucking this. Two days ago I got a 1L bottle of bourbon as a gift from a family member, he said it's for Christmas day. I've already finished it.

>>9870200
I’ve eaten all the Christmas food and smoked almost all the Christmas weed. Haven’t bought anyone so much as a card yet and all the shops are probably closed for days by now.

>>9870208
>Christmas weed
That what your mom get you every year since you were a kid? Explains a lot you degenerate

>>9870111
What's the backup though? Genuinely interested?

>>9870278
In floor electric (house built on concrete slab) Only runs off peak (11pm-7am) and on the weekends. It keeps the pipes from freezing. It’s not that bad. In reality it keeps it like 58 degrees but it’s expensive

>>9870111
>fire
Do you collect the firewood or buy it? It’s illegal to pick up sticks in the uk, or I’d get a wood burning boiler.
http://home.bt.com/lifestyle/house-home/home-hacks/firewood-what-are-the-rules-on-taking-fallen-wood-11364163381986

AA pussy is the easiest pussy ever. Scary when they stop turnig up to meetings though.

>>9870389
why? u afraid they overdosed?

I'm going to need a good stockpile of liquor to get through this god awful time of year.

I love family and all, but do we really need to have ALL the cousins, aunts, uncles, babies, siblings etc. under one roof for the week?

God it's going to be Hell.

>>9870389
i'm gonna just sign up for AA to see if there are some hot ladies out there. Don't judge me. I'm lonely af.

>>9870422
You should try group cooking lessons. And meetup.com

I haven't had a drink for 3 weeks now.

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>9870208
>running out of weed at Christmas

Yeah I think something like that happened last year when I went through like four bottles of bourbon in a week on top of the other shit like lager, prosecco, vodka and rum.

>>9870449
Ah thanks man, never heard of meetup before, heard of meetme before but they are almost all crazy or overaged.

>>9868877
Thats fucking genius. Im not that guy, but when i can't stomach anything due to the hooch, i still usually chase chugs with soda.

>tfw drinking more because welfare check requires 3 month bank activity log
>tfw next month welfare check hinges on if i*m using my welfare "correctly"
>tfw first transaction in bank log is 80€+ euros to national alcohol monopoly

>>9870466
There are several similar sites. They have different populations I heard. Depends on place too I guess.

>>9870512
You had a party with friend, it's sign you're well integrated in society. Right?

>>9870352
Aww shit. That’s unfortunate. I’m in USA and there are plenty of downed whole trees around. I cut them with a chainsaw and split them. I’m usually would have a good pike for the winter but I recently moved so I’m starting over

>>9870530
nope
im drinking gin alone in my shared apartment so shitty that one of three rooms has been empty for over a year

>>9870322
Cool, expensive sucks but it's a nice option to have.

>>9870352
I doubt firewood is that expensive still, might want to compare prices in the world.

>>9869389
>I can understand most addictions, but alcohol requires a conscious decision to go out and actually buy a bottle (or glass).
where as heroin just falls from the sky into your lap

>>9870512
I'm on welfare too. didn't know they checked how you spend your money? Care to eleborate?

>>9870639
And you actually have to seek out drugs. Booze is sold on every corner, in every home, at every event, and completely engrained into our social construct.

my coworker just got his car back after a his second dui and i'm giving a 24 for xmas

am i a bad person?

>>9870665
nah. what he does while he's drunk isn't your problem

>>9870877
unless you use shit like roads.

>>9870893
Nah, fuck you. He can use roads.

>>9870877
He clearly doesn't make good choices while he's drunk and anon is enabling that


>"Hey man, your dog has diarrhea all over the floor when I give him fish, but I don't have to clean it up, so I'll just make sure he eats more. Cool?"

>>9870902
No, it's more like
>Hey you always get diarrhea when you eat fish, so here's some more fish if you want it

I'm visiting home for Christmas. Last night I blacked out, blew over $200 on alcohol out drinking and cheated on my live in girlfriend by fucking an old friend from college. On the bright side my stomach hurts so I only had 2 beers today.

>>9870909
You don't belong here.

anyone alc and have an eating disorder?

I was a head chef would party after work etc everyone knows the story. I'd also binge on the food I was cooking then starve and take diet pills to get me through long hectic shifts.
I'm not really alc since i only drink 3x a week but once i start i cant stop until im fucked. On the days i dont drink I think about drinking but have willpower not to. I have no casual 2 drink only ability.

What benzodiazepene most accurately simulates the sensation of drinking 7 shots of liquor in 40 seconds?

>>9871003
also should i get back into the industry knowing that i had really bad behavoirs outside of 12hr shifts to get me through? im not having much luck in other types of employment since all my work history is being a chef and it was a whale of a time and i was good at it but fuck did i make some bad life choices.

>>9871007
escitalopram + 2beers

>>9871019
>escitalopram
>>9871013
sorry meant etizolam, you can buy it online from indian pharms

>>9870076
congratulations on purchasing a thermostat

>>9870605
Good split oak is something like 200 a pickup load here. Maybe 225. You can get saw logs for much cheaper.

>>9871007
im gonna go with none of them, but dissolving clonazolam under your tongue comes closest in my experience.

>>9871003
yeah i was anorexic for a long time and then bulimic for a while but was diagnosed with EDNOS (OSFED) because i exhibit tendencies of both as well as BED tendencies these days. i maintain a relatively healthy weight but mostly just through alcohol consumption.

i'm also a line cook and do the same thing, take stims to get through the day, sometimes binge on what i'm cooking, never eat steady meals, never cook for myself, just drink every single night to excess.

it's really common in the industry honestly.

>>9871013
the life of a chef is riddled with bad choices. it's not easy to lead a straight life in this industry. get back into it. cooking needs every young buck it can get.

>>9871007
taking two bars of xanax.

>>9870657
Finland law, everytime im not on sick leave or jobless job search i gotta sen my bank logs to them

>>9870076
>drunk
>auto indoor propane anything

Well don't fucking die

>>9870420
>tfw none of my family is getting together this year other than my Mom and Sister.

I would give anything to see my extended family again for the first time since last funeral.

>>9871089
>sometimes binge on what i'm cooking, never eat steady meals, never cook for myself, just drink every single night to excess.
I worked 72 hour weeks running my kitchen from prep to clean down at midnight and i didn't cook at home even once during those 2 years, just binged or starved at work and partied.
desu i've been out for a few years now and not sure I could get hired at my old status, I dont think I'd like working under someone unless they were great and efficient.

>>9868809

damn son. i just went 6 months and ended that shit just now. went and got 2 bombers of pseudo-sue and im fucking loving it. 150-odd days sober, gone. idgaf

just took some nyquil, and it made my urine cloudy.
uts got 10% alcohol. What does this mean?!

Found a check for $38 this evening

Hello vodka tomorrow

>>9868839
I’ll fucking rearrange your face, fag.

>>9871179
you the one that almost relapsed in the last thread but didn't? i'm sorry but also, chairs friend.

>>9871143
iktf. working for someone else ain't so bad. you can find better chefs than you that, with your resume, will hire you on and treat you with respect. getting back into the industry sometimes that's the best thing. find someone that will take you under their wing and you will both learn from each other mutually.

>>9871143
Dude I only ever made line but I’ve been unemployed for almost three and a half years now. I’m worried about getting back in, pretty bad desu.

Man does this thread make me feel better about my drinking.

hey al/ck/ I'm a retard who can't do math

what value comparison is there between a $12 8pack of 6% beers and a 40 of 8% malt liquor for $8.50? what's your alcohol to dollar value? I don't know how to calculate this could someone who doesn't have the math skills of a teenager help me out?

>>9871351
the 8 pack is way better value

>>9871359
thanks that's what I figured I just wasn't sure if it was "way better" or just somewhat yknow?

>>9871326

nope. iv gotten out of my crazy alcoholic phase. i havent a had a drink in 6 months, and im about to be taken out of outpatient rehab and out on the color wheel. so if i want to drink the time in now before i have to do supervised UAs. i have fake pee i can use if i get called in tomorrow for a surprise UA.

life is good. drinking is honestly not as fun as i remember it, but its still kind of nice i guess. takes the stress off. two 8% bombers is gonna do me good AF

>>9871373
as an alcohol who can't stop and it's destroying his family, i can't really discourage you from drinking but DO encourage you to make whatever decision is best for you.

>>9871360
yeah no prob try to learn some math you lush

what is the BEST rum you've ever had al/ck/?

>>9871419
If you drink for quality or flavor you are not a drunk.

fuckkk,

I just got the biggest break a cop could cut a guy.


I was smoking a blunt and going for a walk with a plastic pint in my back pocket and a cop pulled right up behind me without me hearing (I had heaphones on) and one got out and tapped on my shoulder. I literally almost blew smoke in this guys face coughing from being startled.

He made me put it out and questioned me for a couple minutes then told me not to drink and smoke marijuana in public and to go home and "enjoy the holiday".

Fucking A, That was a nice cop. He could have arrested me for 2 or 3 things but didn't

>>9871516
Cops are alright.

>>9869307
fuck me too

>>9871447
dude fuck off, you can enjoy your poison every now and again. stfu with your gatekeeping bs.

>>9871621
Right now, money is tight. I'm not the anon your post is directed to, but for the time being I base my purchases on what can get me the most alcohol for the least amount of money. Once my writing career starts to take off however, and I no longer have to pinch pennies, I plan on perusing and enjoying it more. I'll probably have a big whiskey phase eventually, see if I can try to develop a palate, try some 5 year old or 10 year old stuff once I've finished several bottles of the basic ones. Try to track down more absinthes because that shit is DELICIOUS, oh and LOTS of Guinness. Right now I wouldn't DREAM of buying Guinness because it's VERY high cost for not all that much alcohol content, it'd probably cost me $40 just to get drunk, maybe even $50. Yup, I just checked, and for a night of heavy drinking then it would indeed take $50 to get me loaded good and proper on Guinness meanwhile with the high-proof rum I typically go with, the same amount of alcohol content would cost me less than half that.

I guess what I'm trying to say with all this rambling is that you're right. Just because you're a drunk/alcoholic doesn't mean you can't enjoy your booze on a level beyond mere inebriation. Yes, with 10 year old whiskey I would eventually get drunk, but I'd get one of those proper whiskey-tasting glasses, add a teaspoon of water to help slightly dilute it to make it easier to taste/smell, and see what I come up with. Initially, probably nothing, but I'll experiment. Also, a thought, with high-dollar and high-quality stuff, like things that have aged a decade, I'll probably use that for my first few drinks but then once it comes time to actually start drinking I'll grab a bottle of cheaper stuff because the thought of just cracking open a bottle of aged liquor and finishing it in one night sounds terribly wasteful. I remember I once had a bottle of 15 year old rum, and this was in 2014 as I recall so it was actually initially brewed in the 20th century.

>>9871419
I like don Q crystal by far.

Putting glenfiddich in my hot cocoa is normal right?

>>9871708

Rather put brandy in hot cocoa. Something inexpensive, the best drink out there for the winter

I want a pet human. A young one with a vagina in it. Why is this shit so difficult? Verging on building an underground ‘instruction chamber’/lair and buying some chloroform.

>>9871730

>>9871351
volume * ABV / price = volume of ethanol/$
The higher the better.
You have a calculator on your phone and computer, as well as spreadsheets.

>>9871516
Pot is legal, but not smoking in public?

>>9871730
>chloroform
It takes 5-10 minutes of breathing into a chloroform rag before passing out and/or dying.

hey al/ck/
long time lurker, first time poster
been drinking everyday for the past 4 years,a handle every 3-4 days
been getting this weird pain in my bladder the past year, i've just ignored it but it hurts sometimes when i pee and i feel sick at work during the day
any of y'all have any experience with that?

Im excited because dont have to go to work until tuesday and I plan on getting wasted for that entire time, about to have my sleepy medicine

Some coffee with baileys and just under half a bottle of stolis vodka

Hopefully ill just sleep and not dream, im really lonely and i wanna fucking die

>>9871774
The best I've found for ethanol/$ is about 13ml of 100% alcohol per dollar. I generally drink about 250ml before I'm fully content, give or take 50ml, so that's right around $20 to get properly fucked up. I'll often have about 100ml within the first hour, around 33-50% of what I'll be drinking that night.

>>9871776
Welcome, and nice 'Murica digits. I had a 3-year period in which I drank basically daily. I assume a 'handle' is 60oz/1.75L? I've lived in a few different places in Canada but never heard the term used up here. As I recall, a bottle that size would last me a similar amount of time. I'd generally have at least 15oz of liquor a night, but having 20 was still pretty common, so sounds you between 2013-2017 and me between 2013-2016 were at just about the same place. Can't say I've ever had bladder pains or pee-pain before. I hear yeast infection can cause pain in piss though I don't know about bladder. Whatever the case, perhaps a trip to the doc is in order. Do you have medicare or Obamacare or whatever? If not, how much just to get checked out? Up here it's free, but the quality of care isn't as good as down in the US. People have died on waiting lists, waiting to get their surgery done or whatever. Socialized healthcare, much like almost anything that's socialized, isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>9871141
This is something you can at least attempt to organise, even if it's just mentioning to your mum and maybe she can do so if she's closer to them than you are.
It's nice to at least have tried, especially since it was a funeral that last brought you all together.

How do you all afford this? I don't want to go all the way down to plastic jug gutrot vodka, but $30 a week on 1.5 handles of cheap rum is still unsustainable for me.
>t. NEET

God life is so slow and boring without alcohol. I'm still not going back though. It's not worth it.

>>9871804
Everyone needs an escape, why not start again?

>>9871835
Because. Not only am I broke, I'm hurting more than just myself.

>>9871840
Tbh all those other people youre worried about dont matter.

Youre hoisting yourself on a petard.

Sacrificing your energy you spend on them for nothing,

Just drink yourself to death mate, fuck it

>>9871852
Nah, I'll pass.

>>9868820
go back

>>9871797
Frosty jacks is the go to drink if I’m hyperbroke. 38ml of ethanol for 89p

>>9871797
>>9871996
This. You don't have much of a choice outside of grain alcohol and malt liquor if you're committing to the habit, unfortunately.

>>9871996
£0.02432 ($0.03255) per ml of ethanol. Cheapest there is without home brewing. Whats the cheapest where you are in the world anons?

>>9872014
Bowman's in America, I think? about $0.014/ml ethanol

>>9872018
I’m surprised it’s so much cheaper there. You can get trashed for a tenner on the tramp ciders. The equivalent of a £15 bottle of vodka costs £6.50 in trampnectars. You can get rekt for less than half that? That’s like $4 usd for as much ethanol as 70cl of 40%...

>>9872014
If my math serves me right, that's 30ml per US dollar or 41ml per pound. I guess 23ml per Canadian dollar (Australian dollar is very close). Cheapest I've found so far in my part of Canada is 13ml per Canadian dollar, or I guess 16ml per US dollar, which is apparently 22ml per British Pound. Damn, so alcohol literally costs about twice as much here than it does where you are. Pretty sure mainland US is going to have us beat though, I hear in some places they can get 1.14L (40oz) bottles of liquor for, like, $10 (7.5 pounds or $12.50 CAD/AUD). That's 45ml per US dollar if it's 40%, which comes to around 60ml per pound. A fucking third of what alcohol costs here... God damn this sucks... fucking bullshit socialized healthcare. I'm certain that's got something to do with it.

>>9872018
It’s popov you uncultured swine

>>9872033
Damn dude. Canada has a weird relationship with booze. Crazy expensive and drink drivers are banned from setting foot on their soil for life. If it gets any pricier I imagine you’ll be seeing moonshiners moving in

>>9871852
dude wtf

>>9871852
>projecting

What the fuck did hiro do to this website, my browser is freezing 99% of the time and all my other tabs freak out and reload. Did that data mining rat put malware in the script? I'm not even using an adblocker and I can barely use the site

>>9872061
Not seeing any difference here on a crappy 10yo laptop

>tfw no food in apartment and so desperate for something sweet I'm eating butter and sugar
What is my life anymore.

>>9872080
Lol. At least add milk to it and make fudge.

>>9872096
I don't have any milk.

>>9872061
>I'm not even using an adblocker
There's your answer
Enjoy your malware

>>9871730
I want to beat this slut’s head in using Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s corpse, while hatefucking Zoe Kimball to death. Whores.
Then lay crying on their corpses because they wouldn’t just let me has fug in them in the first place ;_; It should damn well be a criminal offence to be this attractive yet so unattainable, the stress they cause, god dammit.

>>9872110
Use the butter to attract neighbourhood pets, and milk them.

>>9872050
I'm already looking forward to brewing my own booze sometime once I get the space for it. Beer, wine, rum, I'd like to try my hand at all sorts. Just gotta make sure I do it safely and don't end up drinking methanol and going blind or anything like that. As for drunk drivers, I've lost an uncle to such an accident, I have no sympathy for people who go drunk driving. Either they get caught and deal with legal/financial repercussions, or they get in an accident and deal with legal/financial/emotional repercussions if not end up outright dead. Even if some bastard goes drunk driving very regularly throughout their life but NEVER gets in an accident or anything like that, the studies and statistics clearly show that it's unbelievably dangerous. If someone goes around in day-to-day life with a revolver with a VERY silent action in their pocket with only one chamber loaded, and plays Russian roulette with random people who are completely unaware of it, but just so happens to go their whole life without actually shooting someone this way, that doesn't make them a good person! It makes them a VERY lucky psychopath!

Got my christmas booze in:
1 x Atholl Brose
1 x Manchester Gin Raspberry
1 x Laphroaig 10
3 x Soplica (hazelnut)
24 x Peroni
12 x Big Wave

I've obviously got lots of odds and sods in - plus getting some rum from my dad and vodka from my brother.

>>9872033
>fucking bullshit socialized healthcare. I'm certain that's got something to do with it.
No, just alcohol taxes to reduce alcoholism.
Sure, it's related to gov trying to have their population not die of preventable death. On the other side you can safely drink disinfectant alcohol (with non-toxic bittering agent) while in Murica they add lethal poison to make it undrinkable.

>>9872061
Funny, I had problems a few days ago, turning off adblock solved it (didn't try closing FF and starting it again because too lazy to save all tabs.). Have moderately shitty laptop. Will try turning adblock back on and see if the problem is solved.

What annoys me most about drinking is that the first 2-3 days are great. Then you're drinking all day, feeling like shit, not even having fun, wishing I was sober and cleaning my house.

I'd love to be hovering right now.

UV blue is no joke, almost takes the throne from Deep Eddy's as far as being so good you forget it has booze until you're fucked up

>>9871996
I hear that stuff is made of onions

>>9872307
Yeah I’ve heard that. Smells like death.

>>9872237
A major contributor to health issues is alcohol and tobacco, and the Government pays for those health issues, thus those two contributors are heavily taxed so as to pay for people suffering those health issues. It's only logical, but that doesn't mean I bloody like it. Is there socialized healthcare in the UK? If not, that'd explain why booze is cheaper there. If so, is it not as thorough as Canadian healthcare? If not, and if Brits aren't as heavily taxed in general as Canadians, then how much of a drain is it on the Government?

I don't think the aim is to reduce alcoholism, or at least that's not the main aim. Socialized healthcare, it's got to be. They're clearly getting a fuckload of tax money from the alcohol so even IF it's supposedly JUST to reduce alcoholism, the result is the same; more money towards the socialized healthcare that will ultimately go towards the medical bills of alcoholics once it starts to affect their system, which it eventually will.

>>9872033
I feel you man, Cheapest shit I've found in ontario was some fortified wine at 20%/750ml/9bux, absolutely outrageous. I've started brewing some cider just to get it cheaper, unfortunately it takes a longass time to ferment and I'm impatient, so I end up buying from the lcbo anyways.

cant get drunk cant fall asleep fucking someone kill me.

Welp, bender'd it again, back to the "worst of WD's are over but going to liquid shit anything I put down for another day" zone. Bank account overdrawn, merry fucking christmas I guess. Lol.

>>9872407
>Is there socialized healthcare in the UK?
Yes, for all EU citizen (this is changing soon I guess).
The way gov handles money is way more complicated than "booze money goes into booze related health care system". Among other thing because health care money doesn't distinguish between health problems, it's more of a hospital/GPs/medications/etc thing at best.
Increasing taxes on alcohol reduce alcohol consumption and thus reduce alcohol taxes income. If they multiplied the price per 10, nobody would buy legal alcohol any more and there would be no income, instead of multiplying it by ten. Similarly, reducing prices increase sales and increase revenues. (It works the same way as how company handle they product prices. There are exceptions like luxury and Apple where increasing prices increase attractiveness, but it's rare.)
I'm pretty sure alcohol taxes don't make a lot of money compared to taxes on benefits or even VAT. (Remember you drink way more than the general population, of course for you it's your main tax.), and is very far from covering health care. It barely buys a few snowploughs for the roads.

Just bought a bottle of pic related.

>pass out at 4:30
>wake up at 8:00 to gf moving shit around
>can’t go back to sleep
>straight to handle of vodka
I’ve got shit to do today so I’ll need to sober up, but does anyone else just fill the insomnia void mornings with drinking? Usually I can squeeze in a day nap, but today I don’t have the good fortune.

>>9872407
Certain places in the US do the tax thing particularly with cigarettes to try and fight smoking, a pack in NYC costs twice what it does in Florida. Nothing to do with socialized medicine though

>>9872535
>drink early
>pass out
>wake up at sundown
>drink
>pass out
>wake up in the morning
>drink because bored, literally no other reason
>cycle continues

thank god I'm forcing myself to get a job soon to end this hell

just not today, about to be on my second drink already

>>9868797
>General

>>9872508
bubble in the glass bottom that could be more booze. Boo.

>>9872563
It's only 10:30 here and I'm on my second. It's too easy to drink when you're bored. And I can get stone-drunk without severe implications, though I start forgetting to do things if there are multiple steps involved.

>>9868797
gotta tell ya, lads, pepsi max and gin aren't the best pairing

Currently sipping a pint of vodka in the parking lot trying to work up the courage to get my Christmas haircut

>>9872675
I went and got a trim up and a straight razor shave just the other day. I would highly recommend the shave, and will be going back before crimbus.

>>9872563
I’m in limbo, just about to move. I’ve been NEET for a few years and I don’t want to have to face the scrutiny of “you haven’t worked in x years?” only to have a month long turnover. It looks as though I’ll be leaning in for the next few weeks, the move aside.
Once I get set up at my new place, I plan to job hunt. But hey, everyone says that.

>>9872691
I can't get a razor shave from somebody else

I can barely hold still when they straight razor the back of my neck

>>9871348
Same, I definitely drink too much but I'm an abstinent saint compared to the stories here

>>9872709
If you have enough money to move out without a job, you'll just sit around drinking all day.

Getting a job then moving out was the right way to do it.

>>9872815
Serious alcoholic opinion here: The only thing that works is not drinking, taking the discomfort (it is NOT pain, it is the absence of false hope) for a week and moving on harder and without crutches. This actually works.

So what's with US Absinthe regulations? Is it not the same? Its still imported from France tho

>tfw childhood friend and I are both alcoholics
>moved in together last year
>have been drinking about a liter of liquor between us literally every day for about a month now

>>9871774
>Pot is legal, but not smoking in public?
Uhh....No It's not.

I want to commit a crime

Has anyone ever done the math to see which alcohol (wine, beer, liquor) is cheaper PER drink?

>>9873206
Handles of plastic bottle vodka

>>9873206
Cheap vodka is where everyone ends up.

>>9873198
I used to get this urge when I would get pretty drunk.


Not for monetary reasons or anything like that, But the thrill of committing a crime and getting away with it.

Twice in 1 year, 7 years ago I would take my uninsured and unregistered motorcycle and ride up and down the street recklessly until I saw a cop. Then floor it until they have to stop chasing me


It was by far the 2 biggest rushes of my life. But at the same time extremely stupid and reckless


I grew out of that dumb shit and now I won't even drive without wearing a seatbelt or park in the handicapped.


I do miss having a motorcycle though, I sold it when I was 26 because tfw herniated disk.

I had a 2006 GSXR 1000RR

>>9873206
Just work out how much ethanol is in yours and compare it to others. In the uk 1 ‘unit’ is 10ml, and the number of units contained is printed on all booze.

>>9871996
Why are you bongs so fucking disgusting and degenerate?

>>9873229
I don't think they do that in the U.S.

>>9873219
Everyone hates a sloppy drunk, but they love the stories.
>made out with friends gf ehhh
>pissed on the carpet again ehh
>wake up in the back of some random van a block away from home.
>make out with some super feminine dude (dont do that)
>get 2 DUIs
But it feels like a warm blanket around you. Thanks mom for putting whiskey on my gums to put me down.

>>9873206
Volume * ABV / price.
A "drink" is often close to 10g or 10ml ethanol, the definition of a standard drink or alcohol unit (definitions depends on country, there are some others. 10ml ethanol is 7.89g)
Cheapest depends on local taxes, usually bottom shelve vodka is cheapest, but cider wins in UK.

>>9873250
>But it feels like a warm blanket around you. Thanks mom for putting whiskey on my gums to put me down.


Your mom did that too?

My mom also did that when I was a baby

>tfw lived in flyover

>>9873206
Obviously it's vodka. I have a decent job and only drink the pure stuff to avoid the worst of the fogginess the next day.

I much prefer wine though, although I'm mostly restricted to the dry stuff because of my weight gain issues.

How is al/ck/ handling their weight?

>>9873261
Wait till your liver function starts getting sloppy and you retain fluids like a camel on its period.

Good thing booze weight sweats out pretty easy.

>>9873255
chek'd
and yeah flyover for god damn certain.
more stories
>Thumped a wigger 6 inches and 50 pounds smaller than me. Felt good even though the only thing i remember is cops arresting me.
>Got fired from John Deere (flyover land gold job, 60k a year) Spent one week being homeless from 3am-7am drunk not knowing how to tell my folks I fucked up the best job in town.
>Ran through a fire station when alarms were going off all shitfaced trying to be a fireman.

>>9872080
>tfw i hung out with sick people just so i would become too sick to eat and just stay in bed for days.

>>9873261
I used to just keep fruit around my bed and occasionally take a bite. Most of it would rot, there were clouds of fruit flies.

I've drank a 1/2 liter of bourbon and a 6 pack of beer every day for the last 11 years. I recently got a job at a university which has great insurance, which i haven't had also in the last 10+ years. It took me 4 months to finally make the jump and do something about it. Went to the doctor and did a bunch of tests. My liver is not damaged, but slightly fatty, blood looks good, urine test came back great. I start recovery in the next week. They will monitor me as they slowly ween me off the alcohol since i was told by my doctor if i quit cold turkey or did it too fast i would die. I've wanted to quit in the last 2 years but havent been strong enough to make the move. I'm so ready for a life of sobriety(still going to toke). I also will enjoy not having to spend about $39 every other day. Glad my wife's stuck around as long as she did, she's been very supportive in helping me take my time to make the jump.

I've been ready for this for way too long. I'm going to miss Ice cold beer, and that delicious burn of the first sip of bourbon for the day.
Wish me luck guys.

>>9872425
Damn, $9 for some port or fortified wine is still better than I can find in Newfoundland.

>>9872496
I never suggested that the booze money goes SPECIFICALLY to booze related stuff, but it's all tax money, and thus can help support the expensive socialized healthcare. Honestly after that assumption I lost interest in reading the rest because it starts off with putting words in my mouth, idiotic words at that. "Booze money goes into booze related health care system", come on.

>>9873530
>that delicious burn
Heh, I miss that.

Good luck

>>9873617

Appreciate it!
How long sober?

>>9873644
>>9868809
I don't miss the bullshit. Life is much better now. Even when it's shit, it's still a million times better than being drowned in booze.

>tfw not even an alck but drinking €3.8 vodka neat (500ml)
>the worst tasting thing I've ever had in my mouth
Anyone know that feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY

Woke up at noon today, feels like the last 3 hours have been crawling by. Just knowing I have to stop drinking for the next two weeks has already made it a living hell.

>>9873688
I can’t do it. Budget range vodka feels too poisonous. Middle shelf seems sensible to me. So much cleaner that it’s worth paying extra.

>tfw no gf
>tfw no female that loves me unconditionally
Why must life be so cruel

>start working at a high school
>Most of the teachers drink during the weekday
>not an alcoholic but i suddenly like drinking during the weekdays.
Pretty fun knowing everyone near me is a secret drinker.

>>>/b/

>>9868839
cum on me bro

>>9874221
>drunk adults having fun influencing young minds.
Good for you?

>tfw you want your friend to invite you to a party tonight but it looks like he's not going to invite you

time to get drunk alone again i guess?

>>9874387
>wanting to go to parties and be around a bunch of other people

>>9873729
I read here brita filters for water work on vodka too.

>>9874192
Because you're a piece of shit. Like us.

Remember to stock up if you live in an area where the stores close for Christmas.

>>9868843
>lurk moar
Pssh. The new way is to barge in, ignoring board culture, claim it's stupid, and call anyone who disagrees a 'sekrit klub' elitist

I LOVE ALCOHOL

>>9874654
You're not ready for al/ck/

>>9868820
i hate to say it but he's right, it would be more fitting on there

I'm going to fuck a hooker off TER on Christmas Eve and treat myself to a handle of expensive bourbon to drink all night.


I haven't had sex in fucking 3 years, I can't go another month without getting laid

>>9870458
>mfw no weed

Tomorrow is going to be it. I'm really quitting this time. I mean it.

>>9874539
Omg I hope this Brita thing is real

>>9874755
You got it bro. Stay true to yourself

>tfw I live my life based on what my next drink will be

The rope looks better every damn day.

>>9874824
>>9874654
>>9874387
Look man we all love you and you're more then welcome here, we're all a bunch of fuckup degenerates but would you at least consider not posting anime reaction images every time you post.

>>9874834
Not him but what's wrong with anime

Who got Christmas drinks? Vodka Cran here.

>>9874834
>we all love you
I don't.

>>9868820
>hates it
>bitches about it
>clicks and reads it
Errytime.

>>9874860
Yeah... I don't love the guy either. I don't want him dead or not to post or anything, but fuck you with that gay shit.

>>9874834
i am sorry but i have such severe brain damage that I can no longer express emotion without cute anime grils

>>9875007
I don't even care if you post anime girls. Just have something to fucking say in the post, at least.

>>9871020
As long as you're not Aussie.
Prohibited and prosecutional import
Trust me...

>>9874774
I've never tried it myself, but I'm thinking about it. I used to be a whiskey drinker, but vodka is usually the better deal, and makes me smell less. It's just that when I open that bottem-shelf plastic jug, it's like those aroma tentacles from windowsill pies in the old cartoons, except that instead of being tantalizing, they're fucking nauseating. I've blown a ton of money on Ezra Brooks handles and Luksusowa over the years.

>trying to quit
>hard fucking day
>drink more than your taper allows for
>back to square 1

Suffering

>>9868797
Is there a noticeable difference in taste between Hennessy VS/VSOP/XO?

cumbia and drink.. <breathe..deeeep>> hell yeah!

I'm homeless and donated plasma to spend on gas and booze today, how's the rest of al/ck/s holiday season going?

why the fuck is this shit allowed on /ck/
this autistic general belongs on /r9k/

>>9875324
Lurk more nigger.

>>9873530
Gl faggo

>>9875106
You have to want to taper. Always takes withdrawals to motivate me

>>9868797

>get horny when drunk
>can't maintain an erection with my gf

>>9875262
Stay strong

>>9875369
I almost never get horny when I'm on a binge. I can get it up, but I can't cum when I'm drunk. On my recovery days where it's nothing but water, soup, and orange juice, the testosterone comes roaring back with a vengeance though.

my gpa suffered from last semester. wont be able to get into the program i was hoping to get into. i guess this is what they are talking about when they say alcohol affects school. havent had complaints at work though so thats good

>>9875388
how much do you drink?

>>9875393
i guess part of my problem is i dont keep track. one night i know i drank 1.5 liters winebecause thats what was in the bottle, but that was a special occasion. most days i have a couple beers and fill a flask a few times, or just once when im tired. i have met alcoholics, i know i am nowhere near that level yet. they can drink me so far under the table they would need a search team to find me.

>friendzoned by qt in HS
>good friends during college
>drinking is our bondage
>drink alot so something bad happens
>cut contact for 3 years
>hits me up
>much doubt she's still 3.14 version anymore
>says she has dreams about me
>starts talking about sucking my dick
>says she should have always been with me
So, should I stick my dice in this crazy bitch? Even tho ill probably fuck her tomorrow if I'm not too drunk, it hurts even more than not having pussy. Cause this is what ill do for pussy

>>9875410
if you drink daily you're probably way closer to that level than you think, it's not just about how much you can slam without dying

>when your breath is so bad no one notices you drank a 6 pack before work

>>9875506
do it

>>9873663
good job dude, you're only a couple months away from two years. I'm jealous. I'm heading towards sobriety very soon.

any tips?

>>9875531
Thx, I will.
She's talking about holding hands tomorrow even tho we gave never been sexual. So yeah, she's probably trying to have my babies

>>9875582
what do you mean by soon though? why not right now? but either way best of luck, bro. you got this.

>>9875591
I've been taking stabs at sobriety a lot this year and in general I've been doing better I still drink way too much and think just not drinking is the most pragmatic option. I know myself and I'm not able to make it through the christmas season without drinking so I'm gonna go for a sober january and try to keep it going after that. Planning on hitting AA hard

>christmas party
>no alcohol allowed signs everywhere
>smell weed all in the room

why even...

>>9875586
Doesn't sound crazy at all. Go for it whooop whoop

>>9874751
>noko
How old is this pic?

>>9875506
Take it slowly. You can turn this into something good, don't fuck it up.

>>9875324
Fucking 4chan whenever school lets out for a while.

>>9869278
Far as I'm concerned, I go by the "5th a day" rule. If he's drinking at least a 5th a day, it's probably a serious medical issue. I mean, he's still drinking way more than is medically advisable, and could do serious harm in a few short years from now. But like, I don't think he'll die in his sleep or anything. Maybe get cirrhosis at 45?

>>9875369
>>9875387
I can get horny through most of the binge. Whiskey dick is not consistent for me. However, I just cannot fucking get off when I'm really drunk. I will WANT the sex, or more realistically the furious masturbation. But I cannot get the reward.

>On my recovery days where it's nothing but water, soup, and orange juice, the testosterone comes roaring back with a vengeance though.
Not me. It's usually the first day that I can actually start eating that I become a walking dick needing to coat the earth in my semen.

I've only been drunk once in two months now. I'm only sober to spite my girlfriend. Just as I knew she would she now gets mad at me for for the most insignificant shit when she can't get mad at me because I drink. I usually drink way too much in winter because of winter depression (not a real al/ck/y though) so I really have her off balance. Anybody else into revenge sobriety?

Just had an actual, honest to god, real shower. I can’t remember the last one, just that it was during summertime. I feel like I can achieve anything
>goes to bed to get breath back

>>9875582
You have to be ready to quit. Have a recovery plan and fucking do it. Do not let the boredom get to you.

I think about drinking a hundred times a day. Not like actually going to go have a drink, but how bad everything was when I was drinking. I remind myself that I will be right back there in the blink of an eye if I drink.

You have to know that you are not the person that can "just have one". You have to be ready and willing to fucking give it up. No bullshit about "I wouldn't be able to toast at my daughter's wedding!". This is it. You have to know that you just can't drink any more if you want to be a human being.

>>9876046
I didn't shower for like 8 or 9 days during my last bender and I felt disgusting as all fuck. Can't even imagine going that long.

>>9876069
I'm actually grateful I have a Mormon girlfriend. Those fuckers aren't even allowed to drink booze. It has without a doubt helped me more than anything.

>>9876084
Well, that's good, but you can't depend on that because it might not last forever. You have to do this for you.

Also, get help. Inpatient/outpatient treatment, meetings/groups, a therapist, whatever you find.

Work full time, go to bed early, wake up early, exercise, and get on a schedule.

>>9876182
I'm not depending on it, anon, I merely said it helped. We've been together for years now and I'm in recovery. Even without her I would never touch alcohol again. That shit ruined my life when I was into it badly, and I'm talking 11 years just about every single day.

I don't ever want that life again.

>>9876194
>I don't ever want that life again.
Me either.

Anyone else take a morning shit and after you release your poopy you have a moment of panic?

>Wait - did I take my pants off? Is this even a toilet? Whew.

Every morning.

>>9876237
>close door of toilet behind me
>"did I just use the toilet?"

>>9876253
Maybe it's the hangover/still drunk, or maybe I'm just a dumbass.

Driving in to work I usually panic thinking I'm still in my pajamas.

>>9875974
i dont get sucked into women's bullshit at all because
1. they dont even text me back
2. you wouldnt start arguing with a child if it threw a tantrum, why would you do it with a woman. you have nothing to gain

>>9875506
>should I stick my dice in this crazy bitch?

stick your dice wherever you want, just assume it wont last because every relationship comes to an end, usually sooner rather than later. especially people who have rejected you before
if you dont want to get friendzoned again then dont act like a friend. dont buy her shit, dont do her favors etc.

>>9875506
Yes. Pics and follow up.

I've backed out of a lot in my past. I call that regret.

>>9876069
I'm the anon you're replying to, thanks. I do need a plan. I'm planning on utilizing AA. There's a couple meetings a week in my city that are for 'young people' that I'm planning on using to ease into the climate (I'm 29). I feel ready to give it up. I've avoided any serious problems so far and I know if I keep at my current ways I'm going to wind up somewhere very shitty.

one of my things is "how am I going to meet someone if I can't go out for a drink" but realistically I know that every time I go out I am in no shape to meet a nice person. I feel like younger people these days are catching on to the fact that alcohol is a terrible thing and are choosing sobriety and breaking out of the toxic alcohol culture.

congrats on your sobriety anon, I hope to see you here soon as a sober person

>>9876719
I'd look at it like "how am I going to meet anyone worthwhile when I'm a fucking drunk mess"

>>9872924
So 5 cocktails a night? I feel ya

>>9876728
yeah exactly. it's a really shitty reason to justify drinking. every reason is shitty cognitive dissonance. I was sober for two weeks earlier this year and despite the boredom I felt better than I have in years. I want to get back there

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>>9872924
Come back in 10 years.