/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9845753
Why do I need children to like me

no. wrong. also fpbp.

Send them to public school

>>9845753
I looove oatmeal raisin cookies but im not a kid OP.

>>9845791

Kids want chocolate chip or sugar cookies, not shitty oatmeal.

>>9845798
fat fuck

>>9845753
What the fuck are you on about i loe raisin oatmeal.

Thanks for the tip!

>>9845753
I love that everyone prefers chocolate, because I get all the tasty oatmeal raisin cookies for myself.

I love oatmeal raisin, and I loved them when I was a kid too. Never understood the hate, and never even heard of people hating them until I was like 20 and it became an internet meme.

>>9845806

I'm so sorry, I'll get back to eating nothing but celery for my snacks.

If your mom ever made me an oatmeal cookie I'll fuck her right there

Call them plebs because oatmeal raisin is so much better than oatmeal chocolate chip it's not even funny.

>>9845858
>making one (1) oatmeal cookie

>>9845753
for some reason an older black lady who lived in the upstairs apartment would always give me home baked oatmeal raisin cookies before i went to school.

that's actually really confusing what the fuck.
i guess she was just being nice or something, maybe she heard me getting beat and felt bad i guess. they tasted really good though.

>>9845758
Fair point

i throw coconut and chocolate chips in mine.Also there is enough butter and sugar in OP's cookies to make anyone like them.

you want someone to hate your cookies? give them plain shortbread.

>>9845753
Okay guys! The mac and cheese is ready!

>>9845874
She was trying to bait you into committing a hate crime.

I gave out oatmeal raisin cookies in elementary once for a class project. No one ate them and from then on I was ostracized from class and society.

>>9845938
That looks pretty good daysoo sen-pie

>>9845938
That looks like some tasty fucking Mac and cheese

>>9845996
how does this make sense anon i was like 11

>>9845753
Im so glad there are so many fucking weirdos like OP. Oatmeal raisin are way better than chocolate chip, especially store bought. When people bring in the cookie platter to work people take all the chocolate chips and the sugar cookies and then I get oatmeal raisin to slowly enjoy the oatmeal raisin over the course of the week.

>>9845870

one fuck = one cookie

>>9845938
>Roasted vegetables
That's when they're the tastiest, even kids like them.
The "these vegetables are icky" meme comes from boiling and overcooking them like they do in some schools.

>>9846005
>>9846006
Which is why it would be that much more frustrating if you served it to kids.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are good too.

>>9846178
Its because canned garbage. Canned green beans are fucking disgusting mush, flash frozen are amazing.

>>9845753
Cool cause I hate them too

>>9845894
Shortbread is good though

>>9846064
Agreed, chocolate chip is for tasteless imbeciles. Oatmeal raisin is for patricians who can appreciate flavors.

>>9845753
Which kind of cookie will make children like/trust me and come over to me?

A-asking for a f-friend!

>>9845816
basically this
oatmeal raisin is ace

>>9847076
Oat & rohypnol

>>9845808
Enjoy your ban
underage

>>9845753
Why don’t you have a seat over there

>>9845806
oatmeal raisin has more calories

As a kid i loved oatmeal raisin cookies but i would pick out the raisins. I flipped when i found out they made oatmeal cookies without raisins and begged my parents for some.

>>9847178
did they get you some?

>>9845753
Hand out raisins or other "healthy snacks" on Halloween.

>>9845781
Was sent to both public and private school as a child, and public school was a lot better. Unless the public schools in your area are funded solely by bake sales, private school is over-rated and a waste of money.

>>9845816
I want oatmeal raisin without the raisin. But either way, you can get away with cheaper quality oatmeal raisin cookies and they taste ok versus cheaper quality chocolate chip cookies. Even decent quality chocolate chip cookies often taste like garbage.

>>9845894
Good all-butter shortbread is delicious. If you are talking about Keebler shortbread like Pecan Sandies or something then you have a point.

>>9845938
I’d still throw meat in this - or on the side at least- but damn do I want this recipe.

>>9846000
Is that what led you to 4chan?

>raisins
>not cranberry-oatmeal

>>9845753

>>9847088
Isn't there bittering agents in these kind of pills, under a layer without it?
Many pills are like that, you can gulp them down with water, but powdering them of chewing them would taste horrible.

>>9845798
Sugar cookies are shitty. Choco Chip or get shot, ya crip

>>9845816
Oatmeal cookies are a good base
But why stop at raisins?
Oatmeal chocolate chip are great
Or what about OTHER dried fruits?
Hell, make them oatmeal mince cookies. Like Mince pies but in the form of an oatmeal cookie.

>>9847189
Yes after a bit of a strugglw. See my sister loved the raisins and we would homemake them. She and i fought tooth and nail over including raisins or not and my mom settled it by dividing the dough in half. Then we watched rugrats and ate our individual batches of cookies and my sis just kept calling me boring the whole time lel.

>>9847740
>Mince pie
Grandpa pls

>>9847766
anything particularly wrong with them?

>>9847777
Only grandpas eat it

>>9845874
She wanted your shota dick

>>9845798
as a kid I loved oatmeal cookies and hatted the sugary ones. granted the oatmeal ones I could eat and never get sick but the sugary ones 3 or 4 and im down for the count.

>>9845753
>oatmeal raisin
When I was a kid my favorite cookies were my grandmothers banana oatmeal raisin . So soft and chewy and not too much sugar to overpower the other flavors.

>>9845753
I think it’s the disappointment that makes them so bad. On their own oatmeal raisin cookies aren’t bad at all, but when you bite into one expecting chocolate chip? It’s like finding out Santa and unicorns aren’t real at the same time.

>>9847918
I never heard of banana oatmeal raisin. I'd do banana, walnut, and oatmeal with a bit of brown sugar. If I knew how to make cookies.

>>9847788
that's where you're wrong, sweetie

>>9847983
>sweetie
Grandma pls

>>9847212
Just Google search the image, faggot.

>>9845798
>not shitty oatmeal.

Why not both? I make chocolate chip-walnut-oatmeal cookies.

This is what I want

Oatmeal Raisin Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies

>>9845938
add some chicken and i'd eat the fuck out of this, id eat it without chicken but still would like it. why do people think all kids hate vegetables? when i was a kid my favorite food was green beans and i liked oatmeal raisin, i hate chocolate.

>>9848021

>>9848024
It's a meme. Hell, i liked brussel sprouts wheb they were cooked right.

>>9847740

Grandma used to make oatmeal cranberry cookies when I was a kid. When I was sad she would let me help her make them and it would cheer me right up. That woman was a saint.

God bless you grandma. You were too pure for this world.

>>9848079
>You were too pure for this world.
Maybe when you were around. She probably had so many dicks in and around her mouth

>>9847740
>>9847740
Oatmeal pineapple papaya actually sounds pretty good when I think about it

>>9845938
Did anyone else have the parents that add tuna and peas

>>9848084

Why would you say something like that? Rude and uncalled for.

>>9847993
I can be your grannie if you want me to sweetie

>>9848084
A sensation you're no stranger to, I bet!

>>9847740
>Or what about OTHER dried fruits?
Do it.
I've done oatmeal/cranberry and it turned out well.

>>9847999
this
>>9847212
Or, my google search was literally just "Mac and cheese with veggies".
You could probably find it.

>>9848111
Try oatmeal and dried apricot. Shit's cash

>>9845753
when i was a child my favorite cereal was raisin bran. i liked oatmeal raisin cookies. and oatmeal.

Make way, true patrician cookies coming through

>>9848210
Better as cake. Lemon frosted are underrated, though.

top tier:
oatmeal raisin
jam thumbprint
chocolate oatmeal no-bake

good tier:
ginger snap
lemon drop
those mint girlscout ones

whatever tier:
chocolate chip
shortbread
snickerdoodle

fuck off tier:
those shitty sugar cookies with icing you get from the grocery store bakery
oatmeal chocolate chip

>>9845753
but me to fucking love you

>>9848813
how do you make chocolate oatmeal no bake?

>>9848836
I would have to call my parents for the exact recipe but it involves melting shortening, sugar, vanilla extract, and cocoa powder in a pot, mixing oatmeal into it, and then spooning it out onto wax paper.

>>9848857
also a lot of people put peanut butter in them but that ruins it so fuck them

>>9848813
>those mint girlscout ones

Or the lemon ones. Not the lemonade ones, but those are good too.

>>9848041
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>9847497
YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>9847740
>raisins oatmeal minve peas
How patrician can you be

Pain in the ass to make, but fucking delicious

>>9845808
>raisin

>>9845753
Childhood is Choco chip and peanut butter cookies

A proper adult patrician loves oatmeal and sugar cookies.

>>9847197
t. Low IQ shitter

>>9847197
>Was sent to both public and private school as a child, and public school was a lot better.

This is pure bullshit.

>>9850676
Not that anon but I've had similar experiences. Public all the way.

>>9850482
>Adult
>Sugar cookies
>The only flavor is literally sugar

oatmeal raisin so good

>>9847640
You're not actually plannimg on raping a kid, right?

These are actually the best cookies.

>>9845753
LE EBIN HATE MEME I RECOGNIZE THAT HATE AND CLAPPED

>>9845753

Nah I always loved this shit. Milk chocolate was too sugary for me even as a kid. I'll kill a nigga for some oatmeal raisin.

>>9850866
If I were, I would have acquired some of those pills and tasted them by myself.

>>9850761
>Porn on a blue board
Enjoy your ban.

>>9848006
The fuck did you do to your baking sheet?

>>9848813
You forgot these

>>9845886
moby got fat

>>9845753
>4chan will be contrarian even down to cookie flavor

>>9847197
Bullshit. There's a reason the Ivy League takes 50% of their kids from private schools despite private schools accounting for like 10% of high school students.

>>9847076
Rainbow brownies. An infographic would never lie.

>>9845798
Tough titty you spoiled shit

>>9847159

>calories=bad

Fat people actually believe this

>>9845753
fuck children i want to kick them in their stupid faces
also these are better than chocolate chip cookies

>>9854447
What do you think got them fat? Too many calories in not enough calories out.

I always liked those cookies.

>>9852554
I thought hating the raisins in oatmeal raisin cookies was a popular opinion though?