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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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20% OC is recommended

>> No.9833359
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>> No.9833364
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>> No.9833397
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>> No.9833419
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>>9832540

>> No.9833513

>>9833358
What are those and how do I make them?

>> No.9833515

>>9833397
>that'll bree freehrundred dorra rite boi

>> No.9833536
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>> No.9833567

>>9833358
>>9833513
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9833587

>>9833419
hes a big guy

>> No.9833607

>>9833358
Chinaman cheesecake

>> No.9833623

>>9833536
These is sweet and full of calories as fuck. As cancer as it is I still like them though

>> No.9833629

>>9833358
The branding of the jigglecakes, a most cruel practice

>> No.9833635

>>9833419
My grandparents had fish like these. They would suck on your fingers.

>> No.9833636

>>9833359
not impressive, the balloon is deflated

>> No.9833643

>>9833358
What is OC

>> No.9833661

>>9833364
Looks and sounds too sweet. Pretty though.

>> No.9833666
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>> No.9833667

>>9833513
Looks like a Japanese cotton cheesecake.

>> No.9833673

>>9833666
That's way too much mayonnaise and you're supposed to slice it into disks.

>> No.9833679

>>9833536
Those look like cake sushi.

>> No.9833681

>>9833643
Oxycontin

>> No.9833682

>>9833661
I mean it's just a mirror glaze, you can put it on literally any cake

>> No.9833703

>>9833673
Actually, it's not much less than what Wendy's uses

>> No.9833706

>>9833587
4

>> No.9833708

>>9833636
You're deflated

>> No.9833755

>>9833666
Why is this being made in a car?

>> No.9833771
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>> No.9833801
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>> No.9833810

>>9833364
This is the type of cake you could learn to make for girls to get into their pants.

>> No.9833819

>>9833778
>Zinger brulee
I'd eat it.

>> No.9833821

>>9833755
Judging by the food, he is living in his car.

>> No.9833834

>>9833771
That's pretty cool but I highly doubt those prawns cooked to a crisp during that split second they were in the fire.

>> No.9833836

>>9833834
No shit, genius.

>> No.9833841

>>9833359
>>9833636
Plus there are four nails
Spreads out surface area
P=F/A

>> No.9833848

>>9833836
Why thank you, my IQ just made it past 150 last week

>> No.9833850
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webm threads are really taking off now, what a time to be alive

>> No.9833863

>>9833850
Can we have at least one webm thread without jack posting?

>> No.9833869
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>>9833863
there have been plenty, sorry you missed them
reminder, do not blend steaming hot fluids

>> No.9833872

>>9833419
literally me

>> No.9833877

>>9833643
Original cheesecake

>> No.9833880

>>9833666
is that Joey?

>> No.9833891
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>>9833880
We can't, but we can have one with Kayposting.

>> No.9833892

>>9833515
>plas teep

>> No.9833893

>>9833891
I legitimately feel bad for her son

>> No.9833896

>>9833893
because he can't eat cheese?

>> No.9833905

>>9833896
Because he not only eats the abominations she makes for her videos, but he has to eat it *every day*, even when shes not recording it.

>> No.9833907

>>9833891
I've read of some cooking methods where you're supposed to slowly cook fatty meat by itself in a pot so that the fat renders and it ends up frying after the meat's gotten tender and liquid evaporated. I guess this is a take on that, using leaner meat, and it probably would've worked okay if she did it on the proper temperature.

>> No.9833915
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>>9833905
he likes pretty much everything she makes and is morbidly obese, I have to assume he's alright with it

>> No.9833919

>>9833915
That's why I feel bad for him

>> No.9833923

>>9833907
You're giving her way, way too much credit man.

>> No.9833957

>>9833915
Is there actually anything wrong with cutting food with scissors?

>> No.9833958

>>9833778
I lost it at the Nutter Butters. But I did also enjoy the Klondike bar.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't at least want to try all of those.

>> No.9833967

>>9833957
No, you just don't see people doing that. Not sure what she actually did, but most people will just chop up their onion before cooking instead of doing that scissor thing.

>> No.9834009

>>9833587
UUUU

>> No.9834026

>>9833957
you can cut your grass with a beard trimmer but it does mean you're spastic

>> No.9834095

>>9833666
I guess if you're living in your car that's as good as it's going to get.

>> No.9834113

>>9833891
as she kept adding the oil my eyes just got wider and wider, jesus fucking christ.

>> No.9834133

>>9833787
what is this person doing?

>> No.9834138

>>9833891
holy fuck it just got worse and worse

>> No.9834170

>>9834133
Hiding the evidence

>> No.9834190

>>9833635
Did they suck for a long time or just until they realized the fingers weren't food? Just curious about fish behavior, haha.

>> No.9834191

>>9834190
same haha
do they suck on things that arent finger shaped, maybe like something smaller than an egg haha

>> No.9834194

>>9833513
It's a cheesecake popular in Taiwan and Japan.

It's full of palm oil.

>> No.9834206

>>9833801
>the way she just pushes it all in

fug

>> No.9834214

>>9833923
Probably, but I think most people also don't know it's an actual cooking technique

>>9834113
>>9834138
Look up carne frita, it's almost what she was making but she fucked it up

>> No.9834218

>>9834214
>carne frita
oh shit my grandma makes these sometimes
shits good as fuck

>> No.9834227

>>9833536
I infer that, considering how much effort is put into the design, it costs a buttload per piece. I can't imagine it tasting as good as it looks.

>> No.9834236

>>9833957
ive seen shears for chicken and pizza, but not for an onion. how much longer does that take vs cutting/dicing with a knife? that cant be more efficient.

>> No.9834242

>>9833536
Good lord those are beautiful.

>> No.9834273
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>> No.9834287

>>9834273
god only knows the reasons she has sucked a cock for

>> No.9834288

>>9833801
After this she did a scat porn shoot.

>> No.9834376

>>9833666
this shit is good, pay no attention to the disk faggot, just slice it in half like a regular heterosexual man

>> No.9834429

>>9833666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds5_TQaSGis

>> No.9834438

>>9833358
Every time I see that I hear 2d girls yelling "kyaa!" in my head

>> No.9834479

>>9833364
This is so full of calories. As aesthetically pleasing as it is, has no feasible reason to exist.

>> No.9834508

>>9834287
>she

>> No.9834537

>>9833891
this webm nearly gave me a panic attack

>> No.9834610

>>9833419
Do you guys think she's happy with her existence?

>> No.9834632

>>9833364
I thought the cake was frozen

>> No.9834642

>>9834479
aside from being delicious?

>> No.9834689

>>9833841
Anon, I know you're very excited to apply your intro physics knowledge, but the applied surface area, ie the tip of the nail, is still quite small. The force on each nail is quartered, sure, but the resulting pressure per nail would still be enough to easily pop the balloon.

>> No.9834721
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Yum

>> No.9834732

>>9834721
dog food?

>> No.9834735

>>9834721
The miracle of birth ;_;7 g-d bless

>> No.9834755

>>9834721
>gotta get all that juice out

>> No.9834766
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>> No.9834774

>>9834721
doesnt look that bad honestly
season that thing up and toss it in the oven and it would look nice

>> No.9834782

>>9834721
Why would this be made? Why would anyone think this is okay?

>> No.9834785

>>9834766
100/10 :3

>> No.9834810
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>> No.9834819

>>9834287
cool it with the sexism

>> No.9834829

>>9833957
asians do it a lot

but cutting onions with a scissor while they're sweating in a pot is retarded

>> No.9834832

>>9834721
Probably tastes better than canned burgers.

>> No.9834842

>>9834810

mexicans fucking LOVE lime and douse everything in it

>> No.9834846

>>9834810
honestly limes go good on everything

>> No.9834849
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>>9834842

>> No.9834858

>>9834774
Let me guess, you're an anglo?

>> No.9834862
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>>9834785
Korean girls are kinda cute.

>> No.9834866

>>9834858
nah

>> No.9834906

>>9834766
I would viciously fuck them both.

>> No.9834915

>>9833834
apparently they were too cooked, they said they tasted burnt

>> No.9834925
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>>9834906

>> No.9834932

>>9834925
>egg pretty much all leaks off the side

Brilliant stuff californians

>> No.9834935
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>> No.9834948

Why not just /ckw/ - cooking webms at this point?

New thread always, reposts always.

>> No.9834949

>>9834862
I want them all to hold me and kiss me then rate me ;)

>> No.9834950

>>9834721
Glad this board doesn't have sound

>> No.9835000

>>9833891
I don't get why people here are so obsessed with Jack when Kay exists. Jack isn't even terrible, it's just slightly sub-par dad cooking.

>> No.9835023
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>> No.9835137

>>9835000
>it's just slightly sub-par dad cooking
I'm sorry your dad was born with a thumb in the middle of his palm

>> No.9835157

>>9834819
Fuck off, slag.

>> No.9835168

>>9833536
My mom makes these every year for Eid. Though she uses her own designs and patterns. I love her strawberry+peanut butter layer cake. I love my mom.

>> No.9835192

>>9834935
Absolute classic

>> No.9835195
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9835195

>When your parents say you can only eat one chocolate per day

>> No.9835204

>>9835023
When asked why people are fat I always think of this guy. Just look at his face, if that isn't pure happiness then I don't know what is

>> No.9835210

>>9835168
Aw. That's so nice, anon. Bless her hard work.

>> No.9835214
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>> No.9835218

>>9834819
shut the fuck up you fucking whore

>> No.9835219

>>9834133
reloading his car

>> No.9835220

>>9835195
which beast episode is this? wtf is he eating

>> No.9835226
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>>9835220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5cz7dhIy6U
Advent calendar.

>> No.9835228

>>9833907
Confit / Braise are the keywords you want.

>> No.9835240

>>9833810
ya tryin ta fit into a pair of girl pants ya homo?

>> No.9835249

>>9835195
Is this supposed to be impressive? He isn't even getting the next piece ready while he eats one. He could cut his time down by half, easily.

>> No.9835255

>>9833666
AMERICAN HANDS

>> No.9835256

>>9835249
See >>9835226
Rules say you can't touch the next door till you swallowed the last one completely. Also if you tear a door of whole then you are disqualified. The skill is the in the restraint.

>> No.9835260

>>9835256
That's fucking stupid.

>> No.9835262
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9835262

>>9835260
It's Guinness, when you're talking about world records you have to have exact definitions.

>> No.9835295

>>9834273
I want to suck on those tits

>> No.9835299

>>9834721
Do americans really eat this?

>> No.9835301

>>9834846
Not on a papercut

>> No.9835304

>>9834862
I feel bad for you son, it's only all makeup

>> No.9835305

>>9835262
Guiness is bullshit

>> No.9835337

>>9833869
I love the steam jet shooting out underneath its fingers.

>> No.9835351
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9835351

>>9833787
oh god i remember this madman from /o/

>> No.9835367

>>9835214
when magicians eat light bulbs, they actually do it. the trick is grinding it into small enough pieces that it's basically sand. this guy looks like he's swallowing shards of glass.

>> No.9835428

>>9834610
Why are you asking her to justify her existence in the room?

>> No.9835482

>>9835023
Alpha as fuck, I wish I could eat like that without giving a fuck about the guy filming me across the room

>> No.9835641

>>9834925
But why

>> No.9835766

>>9835428
If this is a reference, I missed it

>> No.9835768

>>9832191
Is this for real the best way to reheat pizza cuz goddamn I've been doing it wrong my whole life

>> No.9835777

>>9833635
>Fingers

Sure anon, "fingers"

>> No.9835807

>>9834862
Chinese girls brought fresh eyes and btfo of NYC pizza

>> No.9835824

>>9833666
2/10 needs more mayonnaise

>> No.9835838
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>>9834925
>wasting all that yolk

>> No.9835840

>>9834925
I need an adult

>> No.9835844
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9835844

>>9833666
>le 56% hands

>> No.9835863
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9835863

>>9832191
>1) cover and microwave
>2) cover and microwave
>3) cover and microwave
>4) cover and microwave
>5) cover and microwave

>> No.9835875

>>9834273
>>9835295
I want to suck on those tats

>> No.9835919

>>9834810
fuck thats fucking me right there basically

>> No.9836088

>>9835204
I don't see happiness there. I see somebody who either did just get out of prison, or is going to be lying on their apartment floor ashamed of themselves in an hour.

>> No.9836101

>>9835204
>>9836088
It was staged to make a "funny" youtube video.

>> No.9836109

>>9834273
Chilling footage of a Christian girl being forced to bake a gay cake :(

>> No.9836131

>>9836109
>implying she is female

>> No.9836141

>>9835000
Kay in intentionally cooking badly, jack is legitimately retarded.

>> No.9836169

>>9833891
mmmmmmm. i love me a nice bowl of oilbeef

>> No.9836171

>>9834819
fuck off a corner you thot

>> No.9836179

>>9835157
>>9835218
>>9836171
many frustrated virgins became mad that day

>> No.9836231
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>>9834610
Who? The fish?
They supposedly have short memories so I assume she just lives from day to day.
Carpe diem, as it were.

>> No.9836289

>>9834925
Even if that's not real Damascus, faux Damascus is still scary sharp.

>> No.9836298

>>9833771
it's funny but it's from a fiction show. It doesn't work

>> No.9836306

>>9836298
>It doesn't work
really?

>> No.9836310

>sleeve tatoos
of
fucking
course

>> No.9836315

>>9836306
gotta be clear because this board is full of retards using teenager irony to pretend everything they learn was obvious.

>> No.9836322

>>9836315
just fucking leave. you made the dumbest fucking comment that someone before you even already fucking said and then you followed it up with a dumber comment. why are you here?

>> No.9836325
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>>9835000
>>9836141
I don't think Kay does it on purpose all the time.
She's more likeable than Jack because she doesn't reek of unjustified smugness like he does. He thinks he's a good cook and he thinks he's teaching those plebs on youtube to be better cooks themselves. He can't take any critique and will either delete such comments or get really salty about them.
Kay, in contrast, usually appends a "my way" to her cooking because she knows she isn't churning out fine dining. She accepts her imperfections and just smiles and rolls with it.
She is also not on record bragging about choking her cheese-aversive son.

>> No.9836331

Don know how to webm, so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q66NuZrB2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPoWGiQIhA

>> No.9836403

>>9835305
It's really become retarded shit
I used to look at the Guinness book of records for neat shit, but it's all fucking retarded bullshit.

>> No.9836422

>>9834829
Wtf no we dont

>> No.9836443

>>9836325
>can I get a dijon guiness off of you?
>LOOK AT THIS ELITIST FATCAT

>> No.9836501

>>9834862
>[sighs in korean]

>> No.9836630

>>9834721
this is the saddest shit I ever saw

I genuinly feel bad for people who buy shit like this

>> No.9836666

>>9836630
they probably love the ability to plop out a whole chicken without being restricted to proximity to a market or reliance on refrigeration. or they are just fucking creeps.

>> No.9836672

>>9836422
maangchi uses scissors all the time

>> No.9836679

>>9833919
>him
her

>> No.9836690

>>9836672
So what?
She's not a professional cook, just some try hard YouTube slut.

>> No.9836706

>>9836443
Obama is so humble he makes his daughters share a single icelolly. Meanwhile, Trump is guzzling down 2 scoops.

>> No.9836719

>>9836706
Obama is a good man, he has humility and honor, totally the opposite of Drumpff

>> No.9836740

>>9834819
Faggot

>> No.9836742

>>9836740
Cool it with the homophobia.

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>>9836742
You're right, I lost my head there.

>> No.9836754

>>9834479
What a dumb thing to say on a food and cooking board

>> No.9836758
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>> No.9836765
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>>9835863
>pizza is slightly warm but drenched in oil

>> No.9836771

>>9833891
Fondue bourguignonne done wrong.

>> No.9836777

>>9833359
Plus the nails aren't pointy

>> No.9836809

>>9836765
Crank it up high and drink the oil like a man.

>> No.9836815

>>9836758
it's just chicken with sugar and a bit of spice, how is that ever going to taste nice?
Oh wait if you eat so much sugar every day you'd barely even taste the sweetness ofcourse, fucking muricans

>> No.9836834
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9836834

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here, him or /ck/?

>> No.9836842

>>9836834
I think a large part of /ck/ can get behind this young man

>> No.9836849

>>9836842
>get behind
heh

>> No.9836850

>>9835807
NYC pizza isn't a style of pizza, it literally has to come from NYC

>> No.9836852

>>9834819
"no"

>> No.9836870

>>9836850
Oh really? What is so hard about putting cheese and sauce on a soggy cracker that you can't make it anywhere else?

>> No.9836871

>>9836842
you're not clever but i still laughed because i'm stunted

>> No.9836877

>>9836850
>t. brainlet

>> No.9836915
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9836915

>>9836834
SMALL TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.9837051
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9837051

>>9833957
Actually, you're supposed to cut food with scissors.

>> No.9837058
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>>9834766

>> No.9837070
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>>9834862

>> No.9837081

>>9837070
this is a worksafe board, anon...

>> No.9837084
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9837084

>>9835000
>Jack isn't even terrible

>> No.9837096
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>> No.9837106

>>9837084
I'd eat that.
Doesn't look like beef though.

>> No.9837111

>>9837106
It's venison

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>> No.9837121

>>9837115
would you eat Kaye's taco?

>> No.9837122

>>9837111
Looks to be about right then.
People tend to overcook game.

>> No.9837130

>>9837084
What's this guy got against sharp knives??

>> No.9837138

>>9837130
/ck/ regular.
No of the regulars on here know anything about sharpening.
t./diy/

>> No.9837139

>>9837084
>>9837106
>>9837111
It's bison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>> No.9837142
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>> No.9837157

>>9837138
It's not that hard, just get a Worksharp (Ken Onion edition) and spend a weekend practicing.

>> No.9837161

>>9837138
they speak english in /diy/ do they?

>> No.9837162

>>9834906
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9837163
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>> No.9837165

>>9837138
kill yourself

>> No.9837166
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>> No.9837169
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>> No.9837173
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>> No.9837184

>>9837173
>substitute avocado for the cheese
>put a shitload of cheese in anyway

>> No.9837188

>>9833643
Occupational Calories

>> No.9837202

>>9837166
back in the oven!

i hate when chicken is undercooked

>> No.9837207
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>>9833848
kek

>> No.9837208

>>9837166
a little juice never hurt nobody

>> No.9837243

>>9837208
chicken cooked to this temperature tastes like shit though. its all chewy and bland

>> No.9837278

>>9833359
*sneaks up behind him with a second balloon and pops it*

>> No.9837313
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>> No.9837324

>>9834810
BRB. Must try lime on watermelon

>> No.9837335

>>9836403
That's because the cool shit is actually hard to do.
Like the world record for 100m sprint. That's literally years of diet, exercise and training.
And you get to share a spot in the book with the guy who drinks syrup.

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>>9833863

>> No.9837356

>>9835768
That's just going to make it all greasy and oily and won't be any good for toppings more than the most basic of pepperoni.
I've found the best is to microwave the piece(or pieces) until they're hot and throw them on a cookie sheet in a preheated oven on the bottom rack for a few minutes to get the bottom crispy, without overheating the top(since it should have gotten hot in the microwave).
To eat it right out of the microwave makes it soggy, to heat it all the way in the oven makes it too dry.

>> No.9837381
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>>9837096
>that closeup of pulling the bones out
Aww yea baby.

>> No.9837393
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9837393

>>9837169
i have seen the face of god

>> No.9837413

>>9836231
>Carp Diem

>> No.9837418

>>9835023
Must have been a long long day with the boss.

>> No.9837431

>>9833957
Not really. I've got some scissors I exclusively use for pizza, and that's a lot easier than using one of those rollers that inevitably get blunt.

>> No.9837433

>>9837169
Clearly this is the work of Satan

>> No.9837438

>>9833364
This looks pretty, but it's literally just chocolate on top of chocolate on top of shitty cake.

>> No.9837473

>>9837433
Then I guess I'm going to hell.

>> No.9837476

>>9834227
They're really good. Normally they're just layered and not cut up into fancy patterns though. Still more expensive than just cake but they're worth it IMO.

>> No.9837491

>>9837051
That's exactly what I was thinking of when I asked.

I first saw this and was like, "That looks so much easier..."

>> No.9837492

>>9833801
I'm probably an idiot but what are those yellow rectangular things?

>> No.9837511

>>9837138
do you use nip wetstone with the blade at about matchbook level

>> No.9837526

>>9837492
They're called Japanese you racist fuck.

>> No.9837527

>>9836758
>rubbing your hands all over a raw chicken then touching a bowl

>> No.9837529

>>9837492
apple pies.

>> No.9837534

>>9833850
nice medium rare burger

>> No.9837550

>>9836758
>Black hands
>Touching my food

>> No.9837554

>>9833623
>>9834479
shut the fuck up you fat slob

>> No.9837555

>>9833643
Organic Carrots

>> No.9837561

>>9833666
looks good, satan

>> No.9837574

>>9837526
teehee

>> No.9837577

>>9837526
Noice.

>> No.9837673
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>>9837555

>> No.9837685

Why isn't there a Best Of video on Youtube about Jack? All we get are these webms with no context or video info.

>> No.9837712

>>9837685
true foodjacks have seen all his videos

>> No.9837737

>>9834949
>then rate me ;)

no you don't

>> No.9837740

>>9836915
23 min? If I watch this whole thing, i'll probably vote for Trump again.

>> No.9837750

>>9837096
>that honey
way too fucking sweet
why does everyone want their BBQ to taste like peppered candy?
it's disgusting, graduate your palate

>> No.9837769

>>9837169
I love how these recipe gifs try to make themselves seen like they made something delicious by slowing down the speed and zooming in on the cheese.
Like they know no one wants to eat it, but maybe if the see the cheese all melty they'll fool someone into trying it

>> No.9837783

>>9835023
Stress eating , quite depressing

>> No.9837789

>>9835768
>>9835863
I don't get the difficulty with reheating food
just pop it in a (conventional) oven at 50-100C, leave it for 10 minutes and you're good to go
I've been doing this for all my life and I haven't found a single food item that didn't come out at top shape

>> No.9837805

>>9835023
>Just found his wife, whom he's not attracted to or loves anymore, with another man.
>Going to divorce the bitch once and for all.
>And he has a pre-nup.

This is how he celebrates.

>> No.9837837

>>9835367
>>9835214
Look up skippy62able on YT for more of his bullshit. I recommend him kumbucha video.

>> No.9837843

>>9835168
me too :)

>> No.9837878

>>9834766
>I envy Americans
Korea in a nutshell

>> No.9837917
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9837917

>>9837750
>waaah why do people like things I don't like?!

>> No.9837949

>>9837673
This is so satisfying to watch

>> No.9837953
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>>9833891
which episode of Kays is this? I need to catch up on some of the earlier seasons.

>> No.9837971
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>> No.9837987

>>9834191
Haha I know somethings like an egg ha ha
What about like a penis? Ha ha or like a sausage I mean, wouldn't hurt right

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>> No.9838015
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9838043

>>9837878
More like the entire world in a nutshell.

>> No.9838048

>>9837750
This. Most commercial BBQ sauces are already sickeningly sweet and loaded with sugar. Why would you add even more?

>> No.9838055

>>9837413
kek

>> No.9838075

>>9837335
>And you get to share a spot in the book with the guy who drinks syrup.
You'd also get a spot in the Olympics, other track and field events, millions of dollars in sponsorship.

>> No.9838088

>>9835168
damn thats wholesome

>> No.9838111

>>9838043
>cooking the egg longer than the meat

>> No.9838159
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9838159

>>9838111
you're right, i'm calling the police

>> No.9838188

>>9834819
ROASTIE WHORE.
GO SHOVE MORE DICKS IN THAT FLAPPY FUCKING PUSSY

>> No.9838197

>>9835023
pls tell me this isnt staged anon ;-;

>> No.9838204

>>9837058
*taps knife*

>> No.9838214

does anyone have the webm where the Chinese guy chugs a beer with worms in it?

>> No.9838218

>>9836758

Wow, maybe they should have had the person wash their hands before doing the video?

>> No.9838221

>>9837526
ehuehuehuehue

>> No.9838227

>>9838008
anon no :(

>> No.9838231

>>9833957
I always found it incredibly vulgar to use scissors in food, not sure why.

>> No.9838249

>>9838043
I don't think anyone in the world really envys america unironically. Everyone in the civilized world are fully aware how much of a puppet your nation is to Israel, it's absurd.
I suppose I do envy how stupid the average american is though, it must be nice.

>> No.9838258

>>9838043
HAH

>> No.9838305

>>9836915
He lost like 50 pounds degreasing his pizza

>> No.9838320

>>9836169
>oilbeef
Kek. Not sure why but that got me.

>> No.9838341

>>9837051
Post three cheese blend please

>> No.9838356

>>9834819
Go suck more daddy's cock you filthy whore

>> No.9838460

>>9834273
>hmm, that girl is cute
>face shows
what the fuck

>> No.9838483

>>9834862
>10
>10
>10
>lowest note above 5
not like I was expecting serious food review from a webm, but goddamnit
if you're going to be such a whore with your points your review is worthless

>> No.9838520

>>9833358
I'm looking forward to touring Japan just to see if I can purchase one of these. I'll probably wind up keeping it around as long as possible, if only to torment the rest of the band.

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>> No.9838558

>>9837173
Disgusting also goat cheese is not healthier for you

>> No.9838571

>>9836915
>10 minutes per pizza
might as well cook instead of ordering then

>> No.9838576

>>9833850
J O O - C

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9838577

>>9837058
I got very erect while watching this, the way that brisket is flabby like an ass is F̝͓͎͉͓̞̼͑̄̓̄͗̍̋͢Ũ̴̳̟̜̪͕̳̏̓͐̈́́̕̚͞Ć̴̢̣͍̬̹͓̼̿̒͂̃͞͝K̨̗̗̘͕̂͋͒̏̀͞I̵͙͚͈̞͗̌̾̈͗̓̽̌͢͟͠N̢͔͇̫̟͍̎͋̃͂͐͝͞G̡̛̫̞͔̠̗̙͕̞͗̄̄͋̈͋̕͟͞ M̤̫̬͓̻̭̮͊͂̊͂͑͜M̸̛͕̜͖̳̥̬͍͕͆̌͆̔̎̚M̡͔̠͂̆͛͛͒́̿͟͠ͅM̷̛̝̟̤̣̣͊̓̀͜͠M̶͈̥̥̘̞̙͎̫̀̋͛̊̿́̊̂͝M̵̧̰̥̗̣̔̽͐͒͒ͅM̶̨̢̗͚͖͚̺̋̈͗͆͌M͉̪̼̖̔͛̍̌͛̀̀͋͑̚͢M̛̼͉̭̝̠̫͇̾͆̽͒̍͛̐͘͟͡ͅ

>> No.9838584

>>9838557
Who is this fag and why does he insist on flavouring my salt with his forearm?

>> No.9838589
File: 2.79 MB, 1280x720, burg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9838589

Would you eat an Animu burg?

>> No.9838607

>>9837142
This gets wilder at every ingredient. really a guessing game of where the fuck they're going with that

>> No.9838615

>>9838577
>that picture

why would you want drink let alone touch any fluid coming out of a degenerate liberal

>> No.9838629

>>9837173
This really looks like baby puke.

>> No.9838649

>>9838043
Cool pan though.

>> No.9838663

>>9838043
How is that yolk not dessicated?

>> No.9838704

>>9838663
Superior British egg

>> No.9838725

>>9838231
I suppose I would agree with you on that point, but I seriously can't think of a logical reason not to other than potentially juices getting into the hinge (but that's the risk with anything you use kitchen scissors on)

>> No.9838750

>>9837173
>>9837184
I am trapped in this time loop. Please let me out.

>> No.9838760

Who is Kay and jack and why are they so fucking bad at cooking? Where can I watch their show

>> No.9838782

>>9838760
they're on youtube, Cooking with Jack and Kay's good Cooking
Jack isn't that bad but shills his sauce and religious views a lot, Kay is awful and her son is a flit. You will not learn anything, but watch away if you wish.

>> No.9838929

>>9837554
t.retard
It is an annual food for me you uncultured swine

>> No.9838937

>>9833810
Panties
Ftfy

>> No.9838965
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9838965

>>9833666
>that banana

>> No.9838981

>>9833891
I like oil goulash too

>> No.9838990

>>9837987
Hello newfriend
There is a webm of carp blowjob before, i'd advise you to lurk moar

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9839139

>>9834819

>> No.9839392

>>9834721
I physically shuddered at the sight of this.

>> No.9839426

>>9838075
Psh. But what's all that compared to some YouTube plaques and interweb fame?
Like, totally nothing is all.

>> No.9839524

>>9833358
I want to fuck those cakes

>> No.9839840

>>9833643
orange county california

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9839844

>>9837953
I'm physically shaking...

>> No.9839852

>>9837750
That's exactly the reason I don't like BBQ-anything. It's always sweet as fuck and has a little burnt flavor to it. I appreciate the smokiness but the amount of sweetness is just awful.

>> No.9840085

>>9836325
who is that guy in the webm?

>> No.9840129
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9840129

>>9838043
>that spoon
Better have your license ready, citizen.

>> No.9840136

>>9836834
This is why I find gay people unconformable

>> No.9840316

>>9833358
That jiggle makes my warm in the frontpants

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9840425

>>9837953
>that used up fucking pan

>> No.9840521

>>9833359
I'll believe it when he does chiffonade out of some parsley.

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9840527

>>9834862
americans only watch this because they have slanted eyes
fucking cancer