/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Had a white sip and orange sip today. I miss yellow sip. Is rockstar lemonade close enough for my lemony flavored caffine?

>>9830184
>tfw white and red are commonly available but have yet to see black and orange
where do I acquire, black sounds like it would appeal to me

If you’re sippin, post em. If you’re not posting, you’re not truly sippin.

S I P B O Y S

>that first sip if the day
/S I P B O Y S/

Found a yellow the other day.

>red
>purple
>white
>blue

>black
>yellow

>orange


>absolute zero

>>9832081
>blue over anything
Hey I'm a doctor and I think you might have brain damage and recommend that you kys you are self ASAP

>>9830184

Fuck off with this lame thread.

>plastic sipp'n :)

>>9832130
>not a sip

>>9832119
Somebody’s never tried
>that first sip

any anons from yuma az? Cause When I used to live there I would buy bulk discounted sips from greens tree. How is much sips variety is there still and could you please post pics so I can live my childhood again.

>>9833859
I'm driving through Yuma at the end of the month. I'll stop in Green Trees and snap a pic if I have time. Check the /sip/ general around then.

>>9832706
>>that first sip

>>9834256
That’s solid. Have a rare one.

CHOOSE YOUR SIP

I'm a Brit, but my yank gf made me breakfast this morning. Thoughts?

>>9833927
Can you swing by San Luis and say hi to my cousin? I haven't talked to him in a decade.

Why are you cucks only drinking/discussing Monster? you're missing out on a lot of good sips desu

Had myself a couple white sips last night.gonna fetch some more on my break today

>>9835802
Forgot pic

>>9835027
Ask her if Americans really eat this.

>>9835027
Yeah, you really don't have a bank gf

Magnum Sip

>>9836034

Why are you trying so hard to push these non-sips? It's not gonna happen.

>>9836238
Never gonna happen

S I P B O Y S

WHERE MY S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 AT???

>>9836273
I’m having my sips.
>inb4 rehabs aren’t sips

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9830184
Rare sips spotted at tedeschi's turned 7-11 in Waltham MA.

Is black coffee a sip?

>>9836509
Heh. Sure kid.

>>9836509
It as much a sip as all the the non Zero Ultra bullshit the millenial sheep post in these threads.

>>9836442
Shit son. Yellow top and everything. Nice find.

Superior energy sip coming through

>>9836973

>Not a monster zero ultra
>Sip

Fake sippers need to leave

>>9836994
Who would want the offensive, acrid taste of Monster when you're tired in the morning? The DOUBLESIP is objectively the only sip suitable at all times of the day. Monster is for SISSIES who are too scared to drink 5hour

Sips and a sick day at home

>>9834357
>That’s solid. Have a rare one.
Thanks kind Sipper.

>>9837006
>implying that swill is anywhere near on the healthy level that a Monster Ultra Zero™ is
It's got fewer nutrients, and a fuckton of carbs and calories, begone non-sipper

Rate my contrast sips

>>9837874
4/10, 10/10

I haven't had monster since discovering pic related. Greatest energy drink I've ever had.
Sorry paid monster shills :^)

>>9836273
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Face the music, Monster is not the only sip.

>>9836034
Fuck off rocktard

>>9836034
t. rocktard

>>9837874
Yellow is common where I live, but I've never even seen blue.

sips are my only joy i have left. Anyone else know this feeling?

Sugared sips are the REAL sips.

>>9834256
Nice.

>>9836442
>Y E L L O W T O P
Holy Fug, Guy. Well done.

I would like this meme a lot more if it wasn't just blatant monster shilling and actually energy drink general

>>9836034
>>9836238
>>9841725
>>9841728
these guys shitting on alternative sugar free sips makes me think this really is a Monster advertising campaign desu

Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice is what got me into sipping and incentivized me to try Monster Ultra Zero

>>9843288
I would like you a lot more if you weren’t just a blatant newfag.

MODS pls ban sipfaggots

>>9843758
You can’t unmeme a meme

>>9835026
gotta get that pipeline punch

>>9843748
I guarantee I've been on this website longer than you have

>>9843288
this
still dunno if this is straight-up viral marketing or just retarded brand loyalty with a hint of irony
surely shitty forced memes like these can't be created organically, right?

>>9843496
u mett rocktard?

>>9844226
Prove it, babby

If you drink red bull you're a bopper :)

>>9845373

R E M I N D E R

THAT MONSTERFAGS FEEL THREATENED BY THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING GLORIOUS LA CROIX

>>9843496
Sugar free sips are for plebs

>>9845901
sip fags are the worst

>>9845928
L A C R O I X B O I X 2 0 1 7

>>9845930
Sip boy to the grave but I’m laughing

>>9845901
>drinking something that sounds like a mime's asshole

>>9846277
kek

A nice sip to dinner.

I began my sip journey last week with white and yellow. today I try my first red and orange. Here we go bois

>>9847224
Sippin red first

>>9847224
>red
pretty top tier
>orange
good if you like citrus

I'm off for the entire month of December and I dont sip if I'm not working so happy christmas and new years, sip bois

>>9843758
>non-sipper
>>9847228
Good choices my man

>>9847224
>>9847228
Final report: Red > orange
Both pretty good

>>9847487
My man, another anointed S I P B O Y

Simply cannot stop, and will not stop, sipping!

>>9847305
R A R E

>>9845901
>LA CROIX
I read they serve it at gay bars because it makes your semen taste fruity

>>9847635
>buttchugging /S I P S/
Will keep in mind for future sips sessions with the boys

>>9830184
>>9830333
>>9836442
tried my first /sip/ today
>getting petrol
>see yellow sip
>buy cause of dumb sip meme
>tastes pretty good
>chuckle at americans with discontinued citron >realise that I'm probably drinking gay EU citron
>can't wait for brexit
>now a S I P B O Y

>>9845913
>sugar free sips
>not sips
pick one

>>9836509
Pretty easy to check
Is it sugarfree?
Is it made by Monster?

If you can answer both questions with yes, then it is a sip, if not it's not a sip.

Sure are a lot of anti-Monster™ Zero Ultra™ posts in this general. Starting to wonder if the whole sip general meme is actually a Red Bully false flag campaign.

I've got a can of Monster White Ultra Zero chilling in my fridge. I've never tried it before. Is it actually good or did you guys meme me?

>>9849260
S I P B O Y S

>>9849957
Okay so I tried it. It's actually really nice. Think I might be a S I P B O Y

>>9849960

>>9849960
>>9850095
So gay.

Anyone here gas station sip?

>>9850033
2 0 1 7

First sip. Also fucking phone keeps turning t
Images sideways

>>9849260
>>9850033
>tfw that very first sip

>>9850108
Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy

Friendly reminder to all my S I P B O Y S out there.

>>9849957
Welcome to the club.

>>9850581
>Being over 18 and drinking monster
This is lirerally the faggiest "meme"

NEW SIP ALERT
SPOTTED IN NE ARKANSAS
THE COCA-COLA BRO WAS RIGHT

>>9851234
That’s not a sip, retard.

>>9851234
>22g of sugar though
Did not purchase.

>>9851236
>t. hall monitor
Believe it or not I am aware that it’s not a monster ultra.

>>9851236
>>9851238
For long enough the sugarless plebs have been in control of the sips
GIVE ME SUGAR OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>9851243
how about you take sugar and then receive death

>>9851242
THEN STOP CALLING IT A SIP
ONLY ULTRA ZEROS ARE SIPS

>>9851612
You can't tell me what to do!

>>9851640
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>9851612
False. Ultras are sips. I don’t care anyway. I’m willing to recognize any monster as a sip. I hope you’re able to reconcile this with your autism.

Tell me sipanons, how is living in country with every sip flavor?

Here in Yugoslavia, we only have:

>ultra
>ultra red
>assault
>absolutely zero
>ripper
>rossi
>hamilton
>rehab tea + lemon
>classic (call of duty and assassin's creed)

All are shit except ultra imho.

>>9851006
>>9850108
>underage newfag
>hasn't had that first sip of the day

>>9850428
feels good man

how do we stop the la croix boix scourge? they're coming up and fast, and they're fresh and hip....

>>9852963
>>9846277

>>9852963
A worthy adversary for sure. They have grapefruit.

>>9853118
excuse me, it's pampelmousse.

>>9853118
So it's fresca?

>>9853131
Kek. I knew that was coming.

>>9853144
It doesn't have any kind of sweetener. It tastes like a soda machine that's almost out of syrup.

>>9853612
No wonder I always see it on special at my local stores, they can't sell it for shit because it's literal piss in a can

>>9853617
>>9853612
>t. uncultured philistines
La Croix is great and requires having patrician taste buds to enjoy

>>9853624
>being this delusional
Keep telling yourself that and maybe one day you'll actually believe the lie

>>9853624
>patrician taste buds
You're outta your league, kid

>>9853660
>that third minisip of the day

>>9853660
difference between ultra and zero ultra and ultra zero?

>>9854454
branding

>>9854623
what?

I pour out half my sip for my american sweet tooth gf then fill the rest of the can with soda water cus its so fukkin sweet.

S I P G F

>>9854454
>>9854623
There’s no ultra zero. It’s zero ultra (white sips) and absolutely zero (dark blue can). There’s also lo-carb, which looks almost exactly like absolutely zero. Both taste profoundly bad. Zero ultra is miraculously good though. There’s also the white lightning mutant, which is basically a lighter version (a little less caffeine and no b-vitamins) of zero ultra. It’s pretty good.

I drank two tall mugs of shitty Folgers coffee followed by a /s i p p/ this morning and I'm fucking ready.
S I P B O Y Z 2 0 1 7

>>9855220
Faggot.

>>9855223
murk you'reself you sipless cunt

>>9832047
sunrise is the fucking shit. orange soda no sugar.

>>9855318
My brother is a new dad and is tired all the time. I shared the gospel of sips with him last month and he showed up with an orange sip yesterday.

S I P D A D S

>>9855220
>Folgers
nigga...

>muh energy drinks
Kek.
Neck yourselves you fucking numale, soy boys.

>>9855448
>soy

>>9855448
>energy drinks
>soy
>for numales

Projecting again, Carl?

>>9855525
I think the point being made is that energy drinks are for faggots.
This thread supports that theory.

>>9854960
Is that any good? The green one tasted like the most generic gas station brand

>>9855575
I like it. My taste runs to white, orange, and yellow, so consider that when you take my opinion. I drink it when I need some caffeine but not a huge boost.

Breakfast shift here, just got off work and normally I'd be heading home for my afternoon nap, but I have to go shopping instead, so I've got my sips here to power me up.

>captcha: street beware
Ya damn right

>this thread
>anons are actually falling for the shills' "memes"

>>9855551
The hatred of sugar proves it, they're trying far too hard.

>>9856075
This right here is why we sip

>>9856114
Hey obvious newfag, have a sip.

>>9856236
>the inevitable shill retaliation
Fuck off. You're shit and these threads are shit.

>>9856239
And yet here you are, bitching about something that doesn't affect you
Close the fucking thread if you don't like it, just gtfo

>>9856239
Very very edgy post!

>>9856395
Even nonsippers can't resist a sip thread

>>9856395
>>9856397
>two posts within a minute of each other
>the two obvious shills who run these threads strike back
You guys try so hard

>>9856415
Begone thot, no one likes you here or irl

>>9856426
Gargle my nuts, faggot

>>9856430
I would if you had any sweetie ;^)

>>9856443
>I would if my mouth wasn't already full of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™
ftfy faggot

>>9856453
I am having my sips

>>9856415
By that logic, couldn't you be a butt obliterated red bull shill?

>>9856443

>>9856516
ayyyyy

>>9856551
>look! See! Check us out, we're hip to the hottest memes!
>Sip boys!™

>>9856415
rekt

>>9856554
Ah man I love it when nonsippers double down this hard on the "you guys are shills haha seriously what's going on haha come on guys"

>>9856554
Aren't you done yet redbully?

>>9856556
>>9856585
>>9856587
I can't handle this level of faggotry.

>>9856607
Then flee from temptation my homosex friend

>>9856612

>>9856612
Insiprational.

>>9856554
>he can't double clutch rev match and change gear while sipping on Monster Energy Ultra Zero

>>9856723
I get the feeling he's never even tried that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

>>9856705
This guy gets it

Who sippin on some good old American shakes here?

>>9856735
WOAH GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE THIS THREAD IS FOR THE DISCUSSION OF MONSTER ENERGY™ BEVERAGES ONLY

>>9856742
:^)

>>9856735
>frozen beetus in a cup
HET

>>9856742
Umm thanks but it's the Ultra line specifically

>>9857353
MEME POLICE

>>9856607

>>9857501
Go make a /monsterdrinkboys/ faggot

>>9857953
>the edge
Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy

>>9858092
>>9850581
>hurr everyone who doesn't like my shitty forced meme is under 18 hurrdurr

>>9858092
>that
>edge
Not him, but if you think that's edgy you need to go back

>>9858156
Shills don't actually know how to meme, they just copy things they see and get defensive.

>>9858192
Well I'm also one of those "shills" you've been shitposting with, it's not a marketing campaign anon, it's just a meme

>>9858156
Yeah I realize it's not a deliberately mislabeled animal torture video in a YLYL thread, but sincerely calling someone a "faggot" is so absurd in the context of a sip thread that it merits a reasonable amount of derision.

>>9858150
Holy shit this guy's over on /fit/ too. Butt devastated bull shills working overtime tonight

>>9858259
No, it really doesn't because even though it's /ck/, it's still fucking 4chan and words like nigger and faggot and kike and spic are still going to get thrown around no matter who gets offended
It's on every board on this site
No, it's not /pol/ invading, this has been going on for years prior to the elections because it is actually engrained in the "culture of 4chan"

>>9858274
>offended
>/pol/
I didn't even vaguely allude to either of those things.

>>9858150
>>9858269
Ah fuck this is hilarious

>>9858286
>but sincerely calling someone a "faggot" is so absurd in the context of a sip thread that it merits a reasonable amount of derision
when someone usually posts this, they're either offended or larping as such

>>9858290
>>9858269
The Monster Energy™ shill would know, considering this shit started on /fit/ but had to forcefully spread it here like the disease that it is.

Oh my god could you spergs have it out in another thread please

>>9858297
Nah I'm not offended in the slightest. It just looks ridiculous in this context because we're jerking off to an energy drink and then this dude's like "those are the wrong energy drinks faggot go start a separate thread on this chinese cartoon image board" as if lives are at stake here. That sort of thing is best met with ridicule.

>>9858315
Yeah let me go start another thread or shit let's just exchange info and skype it out bro

S I P B O Y S

>>9858316
>Nah I'm not offended in the slightest.
oh ok. cool. glad you shared, friend.

Red Bull drinker here, someone explain to me why I should switch to white sips?

>>9858348
Hi, Anonymous! Thanks for the question. The Monster Energy™ Internet Defense Force will be more than happy to answer momentarily. Thanks you for your patience.

>>9858352
>being this booty blasted over an energy drink

>>9858348
>superior taste
>buttload of B vitamins
>no artificial coloring (white sips only)
>automatic admission to sip crew™ + fee waiver
>A E S T H E T I C can
>A E S T H E T I C meme

>>9858348

>>9858352
This "meme" is worth it just to see the normies get rustlefucked.
S I P B O Y S 4 L I F E

>>9858352
Looks like he hasn't gone back to /pol/ yet

>>9858352
This is like the 50th time we've had one of these nonsippers sperg out in a sip thread but it never gets old. I remember this one guy on /fit/ way back in the spring who started false flag sip threads with the word "nigger" all over the place trying to get the whole meme permanently banned. Classic. He did it for days and then suddenly disappeared. Pretty sure he got permabanned.

>>9858381
Jynx! You owe me a SIP!

>>9858358
>fee waiver
Nice

>>9858380
S I P B O Y S

>>9858348
see
>>9856556

Why do I need two cans of sips a day to be a functional human being?

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9858399
because you're a tool that falls for viral marketing and the shitty forced memes that go along with it.

>>9858399
Maybe you're retarded

>>9858405
I don't like the taste of coffee and it makes your breath stink

>>9858405
>forced

>>9858473
b8

Bout to crack my morning sip.
Who else here /cramming/ for finals?
Can someone make John holding a sip?

>>9859526
good luck pal

sips were my only friend and got me through a rough semester. I was on 5 sips a day last week for finals. now I'm kicking back on 1 sip a day mixed with Coke Zero

>>9859526
>pic related
>it's me and my /sip/

That first sip of the day

>>9859937
I;m thinking about thos Sips

Sipping on a red juice sip atm. 7/11 was out of the red

>>9859937

>>9860001
>>9859999

>>9859937
What's up with these bean boys?

>>9860010
Shills paid for by Big Bean.

>>9860015
who is the "Big" Bean?

>>9860018
The bean lobby.

>>9860034

>>9860050
Ok, I've been seeing meme tags posted for a while now
Who's the artist/s?

>>9860074
>meme tags
Retard.

>>9860074
I am the artist known as 4chan.

>>9860082
This is the first time I've seen this one, but I've seen other memes sprayed on walls

>>9860097
>2017
>spraying memes

>>9860018

This is the big bean and as you can see here I am drinking a delicious Monster Energy Zero Ultra™ to show my support of big caffeine. The sip boys are all inclusive, and only redbullies need not apply. Beans and sips, big and small, I drink them all.

Shoutout to my local beanboys and of course my fellow /S I P B O Y S/, remember nothing wakes you up in the morning like a delicious can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra™. Monster Energy™ UNLEASH THE BEAST!

>>9860631
>2018
>NOT spraying memes

>>9850338
>>9860686
C H I C I T Y S I P S
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Never actually tried this. I only ever drink the original green one. First time posting in sips thread but long time sipboi, unaware of the/ck/ threads.

Will report back

Anyone in UK had the Lewis Hamilton one?

>>9858358
>A E S T H E T I C can
Would buy even if empty.

>>9858358
>fee waiver
FUCK I forgot this month. Gonna have to pay the late fee.

S

>>9861370
I

I

P

S I P P E R S UNITE

B

>>9861080
Christmas sip

Strap your fucking cans down, ladies. This newly unearthed footage isn't for the feint of heart.

>>9861559
N I C E
I
C
E

What's the deal with people who sit at Starbucks. Go home you're not famous

>>9861623
i thought redbullies have been illegalized by now

>3 for 5 special going on at the 7/11
a sipsmas miracle

i bought one of those whie sips the other day because of thises fucking threads.
it tasted terrible. wtf? red bull is so much better, i cant fathom how you guys chug that shit down.

>>9835026
I got my 24 oz low carb beetus

O

Y

S

anyone ever have these? they tasted great and had like 25g of protein, but I can't find them anywhere now

post rare /sips/

How many sips and BarS's do you go through a day

>>9862797
Never tried them, but I see them at most supermarkets and convenience stores. They’re never with the rest of the energy drinks though—they’re always with the other single-serving coffee/tea/protein stuff—and rarely refrigerated. Keep looking and you’ll probably find them.

>>9862822
What in the fuck

>>9862868
research sips

>>9862881

>>9862897
Kekking hard

>>9861380
Major kek at that pic.

give me a quick rundown on
>the sips
for a video im making, i reviewed this drink and gave it a "thatfirstsipoftheday/5"

I;m Thinking About Thos First Sip Of The Day

S I O B O I

All hail the king of all sips
S I P B O Y S

>>9863887
Literally a far better sip than the rest of the garbage in this thread.

Why the fuck is monster rehab so salty?

>>9864085
Damn. Where did you find that?

>>9864184
I don't know why they try to market rehab like it's good for hangovers. It makes mine way worse whenever I drink it. Nothing tops Gatorade and Pedialyte when hungover

>>9864459
Werks for me :^)

>>9864459
>hangover cure anything
what a shit meme honestly

>>9858259
You're on 4chan. If you think calling someone a faggot is edgy, you really do need to gtfo.

>>9864585
>muh secret club
Feel free to read the rest of that conversation professor.

BREAKING NEWS

>>9864558
> I get bad hangovers so no one can cure theirs.
Literally hydrate, eat some greasy shit, shower then nap. Wake up feelings perfect. Every time

>>9864943
Literally hydrate and hope for the best
drinking rehab by itself made me nauseous already

>>9864948
Rehab is terrible as I described above. Never ever consume it. Drinking it hungover is just asking for punishment. I first and only time I did it for a hangover I got so sick I ended up getting drunk again just so the feeling would go away.

>>9864948
>>9864956
What in the fuck are you desperate, butt-obliterated red bull shills and/or nonsippers talking about? Rehab is better than ultra. No reasonable sipper denies this.

>>9865010
this is objectively correct

>>9865072
>reasonable sipper confirmed

>>9865010
I like em, just to much sugar so I'll stick my /sips/

>>9865010
Red rehab is the only one I can stand

>>9865010
Who the fuck said I like red bull stupid nigger. I said I use Gatorade and Pedialyte to hydrate from hangovers.

>>9865137
>obvious red bull shill detected

>>9850128
Ew, poor people.

>>9861134
the lewis hamilton one?

>>9865716
the one that says lewis hamilton on the can

>>9861134
I'll check next time I go to shell since they've got a good range there

shell sponsors ferrari though so who knows

>>9864086
go away beanbully

ITT: Jews and very very good goyim.

big sip

>>9865804
t. sip boys controlled opp

>>9865804
>anon 1: i like a thing
>anon 2: you're a shill
>anon 1: no i'm not
>anon 2: aha, shills always deny that they're shills
>anon 1: you're a shill
>anon 2: no i'm not
>anon 1: ...
>anon 2: *opens new tab, goes to pornhub, jerks off to cuck porn*
>anon 1: so anyway, i like a thing

>>9865871
>>9865897
t. triggered sipcucks

>>9859526
>Sip was SO cash

>>9865924
>dead memes

>>9865904
t. living stereotype

>>9865804
Hey this guy has truly swallowed "the red pill"! Please continue to show us the error of our ways, for we have foolishly swallowed "the blue pill"! D'oh!

>>9866006
plz post more simpsons, spongebob, and seinfeld sip memes they truly bring the lulz to over 9000

my great uncle had a double heart bypass and high blood pressure. he felt fatigued after his surgery. He drank 5 large redbulls per day to counter this.......then died. he should be commended for this. He wasn't very bright but he died for the sips

>>9866029
>disparaging classic animes
>on an anime board
Ok kid

>>9866006
A kek was had by all. The beauty of the /sip/bois (aside from the fact they're young) are they're inclusive. It gives hope for the future.

>>9866110
> /ck/
> anime

>>9866193
>babby's first greentext

For any of you car loving sippers. Let's show /o/ some love
http://boards.4chan.org/o/thread/18387881#top

>>9866514
>>9866514
>>9866514
>>9866514
>>9866514
New /sg/ is open for business