3 will protect you. The others will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:56:31 2017 No.9823338 [Reply] [Original]

3 will protect you.
The others will try to kill you.

Choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:57:42 2017 No.9823343 wheres the real dr pepper dammit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:57:58 2017 No.9823346 >Dr.becker

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:00:38 2017 No.9823363 Ah man, I remember the super chill brand soda. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:30:33 2017 No.9823480 Snap, Becker, zevia

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:01:23 2017 No.9824071 Only one I need is The Dr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:03:21 2017 No.9824078 hey hey becker

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:03:52 2017 No.9824081 >>9823338 >dr perky Sounds like my doctor, been getting monthly prostate exams for years, it's important to catch cancer early :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:07:36 2017 No.9824098 >>9823338 Dr. Skipper, Dr Thunder, and Dr. Tremor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:15:46 2017 No.9824127 >>9823338 Dr. Perky sounds sexy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:35:03 2017 No.9824215 File: 294 KB, 2000x1334, DrB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] None of the above

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:54:38 2017 No.9824283 >>9824215 The only correct answer desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 21:01:43 2017 No.9824306 >>9823346 They should totally put a picture of Ted Danson on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 21:06:30 2017 No.9824326 No Mr. Pibb?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 21:15:18 2017 No.9824359 >Dr. Perfect >Dr. Bold >Dr. Right

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:14:26 2017 No.9824572 File: 672 KB, 1024x1090, can_of_barq_s_root_beer_by_mrangrydog-d9u1isc[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9823338 I'll have 3 Bang's

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:21:24 2017 No.9824596

>>9824572
I just want to let you know that this joke wasn't funny the first time it was made, and it's gotten progressively less funny each of the thousand times it's been spammed and forced. So if you're doing this to be annoying, good on you. If you actually think it's funny, consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:24:17 2017 No.9824609 File: 84 KB, 599x599, 43FD692C-B603-48AF-B8AF-3AFB349543AF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:24:33 2017 No.9824610 File: 62 KB, 720x960, 1492917091135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9823338 >Dr. Thunder >Dr. Dynamite >Dr. Tremor I am ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:26:30 2017 No.9824612 >>9824572 This board has the shitties memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:37:48 2017 No.9824649 File: 867 KB, 1877x2874, Faygo Rock & Rye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9823338 > teleports behind you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:48:22 2017 No.9824686 >>9823338 Can't go wrong with Zevia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:55:43 2017 No.9824716 >>9823338 I don’t trust doctors, is there a pepper-style soda made by just a regular old guy or even a senor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:57:03 2017 No.9824726 >>9824686 except that shitty metallic aftertaste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:04:04 2017 No.9824753 >>9824726 I've weirdly never had a problem with the aftertaste. My family tried it and they didn't like the taste, so I guess it's just an acquired taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:20:05 2017 No.9824825 File: 129 KB, 600x900, dr-b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Three? I only need one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:36:05 2017 No.9825971 >>9823343 You're the real doctor pepper in this scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:32:49 2017 No.9826222 File: 44 KB, 400x485, Dr-Becker-becker-8716632-400-485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dr. Becker Also, Dr. Perfect sounds like a RiffRaff alias

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:35:46 2017 No.9826229 File: 31 KB, 480x480, js225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are there so many doctor sodas non meme answer pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:53:57 2017 No.9826258 >>9824306 i would be surprised if the marketing dept didn't make a test set for themeselves with his pic on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:03:03 2017 No.9826281 >>9826229 Where are you from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:05:06 2017 No.9826287 >>9823338 Dr. Right Dr. Choice Dr. Bob My name's Robert, so I think I chose well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:05:57 2017 No.9826289 >>9823338 >Dr. Spice >Spicy cola that sounds absolutely horrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:07:33 2017 No.9826293 >>9824649 no one outside the Great Lakes knows what this is, but they are really good

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:33:39 2017 No.9826661

>>9823338
Dr. Shasta won't be afraid to get his hands dirty with his street technique

Dr. Thunder will use his booming voice to frighten the others into submission

Dr. Perfect has natural c-cup tits, wide hips, a 7-inch uncut cock, and a self-lubricating anus

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:55:14 2017 No.9827827 >>9824716 Mr. Pibb is your guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:59:32 2017 No.9827841 Real answer: Real Dr, because he's a real doctor and will keep you healthy. Dr. Thunder, as the muscle. And Dr. Chill to cool down after a long day of surviving the weak assault of the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:27:55 2017 No.9827954 >>9826281 why

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:34:06 2017 No.9827978 >>9823338 Based Dr. Thunder

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:36:43 2017 No.9827996 File: 81 KB, 600x625, cocaine-drink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blocks path

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:36:51 2017 No.9827998 >>9823338 These all look terrible, I wish generic brands were illegal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:49:59 2017 No.9828068 >>9823338 with dr shasta, the DR., and Dr. WOW i shall be unstoppable

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:52:26 2017 No.9828079 >>9827998 >drink >in an opaque can >looks terrible Get tested for retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:55:56 2017 No.9828095 File: 144 KB, 1024x766, dr__zip__by_thenuttydude15003-dar3wl8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:56:56 2017 No.9828098 >>9828079 The cans look terrible you retarded fucking nigger How about you get tested for BEING retarded you autistic shitstain

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:59:33 2017 No.9828113 >>9823338 Real Dr. because hes a real doctor Dr A+ because hes smart And Dr. Bold because i dont want him as an enemy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:00:22 2017 No.9828114 >>9828113 upvoted XD

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:02:28 2017 No.9828122 >>9827841 >>9828113 >Real Dr because he’s a real doctor But what he didn’t tell you is that his doctorate is in library science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:03:28 2017 No.9828128 >>9828098 no u

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:29:15 2017 No.9828210 File: 121 KB, 1102x967, You+know+i+used+to+have+a+lot+of+fears+_16186ed534852fa7cc83d83163a90477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9824610 mfw no boat pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:31:44 2017 No.9828216 >>9828122 Gave me a slight chuckle m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:32:30 2017 No.9828217 Dr Thunder and Dr Perfect sound like a wrestling duo, so them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:35:15 2017 No.9828225 File: 48 KB, 400x400, 482099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9823338 The Dr. Dr. Dynamite And this baby as my main man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:48:08 2017 No.9829350 Dr. Perfect - The Brain Dr. Tremor - The Elemental (Earth) Dr. Dynamite - The Destroyer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:54:50 2017 No.9829369 >>9823338 No Dr. B? It's okay I've got some in the kitchen. HEB 4 lyfe

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:57:35 2017 No.9829380 >>9828225 >Dr. Foots literally /ourbeverage/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:00:43 2017 No.9829774 File: 130 KB, 640x512, 210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:03:48 2017 No.9829796 >>9823338 I know refreshe is pretty decent

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:25:37 2017 No.9829878 >>9823338 Dr. K Dr. Chill Dr. Becker

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:28:29 2017 No.9829890 >>9823338 currently sippin on Dr. Choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 03:49:15 2017 No.9830089 File: 18 KB, 287x287, intestine mike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9829774 >Mr. Pig

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:05:55 2017 No.9830126 >>9829774 Mr. Pig™ Real Pork* Flavor!™

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:08:13 2017 No.9830135 >>9823338 >>9823346 Dr. Becker seems trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:09:08 2017 No.9830140 Honest question, what flavour is the genuine Dr Pepper? It's not fruit, so what the fuck is it

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:48:56 2017 No.9830277

>>9823338
>Dr Perfect
Probably some hero archetype. Smart, strong as fuck, favorable matchups against all other Drs by using his wit in battle
>Dr Thunder
Zeus in soda form. Can shoot lightning bolts and shit
>Dr Shasta
Voodoo witch doctor. Can cast hexes and raise armies of undead

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:07:05 2017 No.9830331

>>9823338
>Dr Right
the brains and operational genius of the group
>Dr Stripes
unbeatable by all but vietnamese off-brands
>Dr Snap
additional support, under pressure he Dr snaps into a fit of rage, foregoing all forms of doctor-like medical practice for anger; effective against vietnamese Dr brands

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 09:15:17 2017 No.9830925 >Real Dr., Dr Perfect, Dr. Dynamite Any other choices will result in your death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 09:29:19 2017 No.9830963 >>9830140 marzipan

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 10:35:57 2017 No.9831135 >>9823338 Dr.k, dr.shaws, dr.becker

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:00:52 2017 No.9831220 >dat dr. thunder product design its like they just did this in microsoft word and just said ,meh fuck it good enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 12:58:13 2017 No.9831749 >>9823338 Do americans really drink this shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 13:02:35 2017 No.9831773 >>9830925 Until Dr.Thunder comes and fucks your shit up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 15:43:28 2017 No.9832446 File: 9 KB, 205x400, Denali.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dr Denali????

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 15:55:01 2017 No.9832521 >>9831220 Dr. Thunder doesn't need some overpaid faggot graphic designer bitchboy to make him look good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:13:35 2017 No.9832597 File: 962 KB, 500x281, AC10AEC8-D1A9-4013-93E1-4902BC4D2AC1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9824649 The patricians choice, a crisp refreshing Faygo. It will surely satiate your thirst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:23:17 2017 No.9832641 File: 18 KB, 330x260, 46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dr. Tremor

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:26:35 2017 No.9832889 Dr. Bob is delicious and 100% superior to regular Dr. Pepper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:30:22 2017 No.9832899 >>9832889 If it were really superior its company would be making more money. Free market objectively decided Dr. Pepper is superior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:14:42 2017 No.9833076 >>9824596 That you got upset about it was way funnier than the post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:48:43 2017 No.9833224 File: 124 KB, 375x500, 3220035435_21265043aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The superior Dr. Pepper ripoff, so much so it doesn't even use the Dr. name

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:53:34 2017 No.9833245 >>9833224 Holy fuck it's been like 10 years since I ate at Braum's. I basically forgot it existed once I left Oklahoma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:33:44 2017 No.9833378 >>9823338 >No Pibb Let them kill me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:49:39 2017 No.9833438 >>9824609 >dr good guy >lawful good Had a laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:52:28 2017 No.9833445 File: 76 KB, 564x784, IMG_0759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9824215 Yeah I was looking for this. Good jorb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 22:17:13 2017 No.9833977 >no Dr. Hyvee

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 22:22:49 2017 No.9834000 >>9824215 Was looking for this as well, however I would like to point out: H.E.B. Stands for Howard E. Butt and since their Dr. Pepper copy is called Dr. B, that means your drinking Dr. Butt...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 22:27:47 2017 No.9834013 The Dr., Dr. Thunder and Dr. Snap are the only correct choices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:08:28 2017 No.9835095 how are none of these called Dr. Soda

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:10:21 2017 No.9835099 >>9823338 Chill, Thunder, and Fire (not shown)

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:17:34 2017 No.9835117

God Tier:
Dr. Perfect
Dr. Tremor
Dr. Thunder

High Tier:
Dr. Wow
Dr. Dynamite
Dr. Fine
Dr. A+
Dr. Right
Dr. Chill

Mid Tier:
Dr. Zevia
Dr. Bold
Real Dr.
Dr. Choice
The Dr.
Dr. Spice

Low Tier:
Dr. Becker
Dr. Snap
Dr. Shaw
Dr. Perky

Shit Tier:
Dr. Bob
Dr. Skipper
Dr. Shasta
Dr. Stripes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:19:03 2017 No.9835123 They're handing out PhDs like candy these days...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:28:19 2017 No.9835145 >>9826293 Nigger do you even ICP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:47:13 2017 No.9835507 >>9826287 Right choice, bob

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:50:49 2017 No.9835518 >>9823338 I think I'm gonna go with Dr. Thunder, Dr. Dynamite, and as my wild card... Dr. Bob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 07:09:42 2017 No.9835587 File: 360 KB, 1121x913, 1231234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So many of them and we don't get any in Australia. WHERE'S MY DR DINGO.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 07:12:37 2017 No.9835592 File: 19 KB, 559x438, 213243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dr Bold, the headstrong brute. Dr Chill, the suave quick-thinker. The Dr, the doctor.

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