/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9817229
It depends on the type of pizza.

I fold the whole pizza and eat it like a taco

Too lazy to cut it

>>9817229
i can sort of accept the alternative ways of slicing his 'za but what questions me the most is the way he puts it in his mouth, why upside down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ogVT5mpg6c
Thusly.

What is wrong with this faggot?

>>9817276
He's gay.

>>9817238
guy has 0 testosterone, thats why.

>>9817276
You mean what's wrong with a middle aged man trying to present himself as an awkward boy because he came out of the closet late in life and is desperately grasping for a do-over on his wasted youth? I dunno you tell me.

>>9817229

>>9817238
>'za

I really can't accept this.

I like to scrape all the topping off of my perfectly good 'za before I eat it.

Jez really went full homo after the show ended

>>9817276
The product of an education based on "expression their emotions at all cost" insteaf of proper "good/bad" rules with rewards and punishments.

>>9817238
flavor blast directly to the taste buds br000!!

>>9817229
>Slice the pizza in 8 pieces
>Ad pic related
>Pick up with one wand
>"Muh burn hand"
>Stop crying and endure the heat
>Don't fold the pizza, this shit is for plebs
>Enjoy

>>9818065
This nigga knows whats up. Tabasco on pizza is amazing.

>>9817767
>dating my daughter

just put it in your mouth and chew

>>9817254
oh no

>>9818103
Thanks Dean.

Not even meming how the fuck does this faggot not unironically physically cringe at the sound and feel of plastic cutlery rubbing against a paper plate?

>>9817276
You answered your own query with that remark at the end, compeer.

>knife & fork
>eat the edges with, cutting with the knife so you have even amount of edge+toppings on each bite
>slowly proceed towards the center
>dont forget to take your time savoring each bite
>drink water instead of soda
>read the daily newspaper or the newest Donald Duck paper or pocket book while eating
Follow these steps and you will have culinary orgasm'n sheit!

>>9817276
He's drunk on soylent

>>9819297
>knife and fork
stopped reading there.

>>9817229
that guy looks like he's such a useless thing

>>9817229

Start from the center, proceed towards the outer rim

>>9817238
The alien has a poor understanding of how to use utensils

>>9819297
Are you the same faggot from the video? Don't forget your plastic gloves too.

>>9817229
>What is the proper way to eat pizza?
Cut in triangular slices starting from the center of it to the rim.
then proceed to pick one of these slices with one of your hand
Optional :
If the toppings on the pizza prove themselves too heavy for the slice you can either fold the point of your slice (the one that was part of the center) back to the rim to hold the toppings.
It also works if you fold the rim in two, closing the slice laterally

>What is the proper way to eat pizza?
Take one slice of pizza and put it upside down on another slice, then eat it like a sandwich.

>>9817229
What is wrong with this guy? Is it being a gay?

>>9819297
Sounds comfy. Why do they love Donald Duck so much in Scandinavia?

>>9819297
I remember when those magazines were like 10 dkk. Last one I bought was 35,-

>>9821853
The real question is why don't they love it as much in the rest of the world?

>>9821868
why does duck have tits?

>>9819297
>>9821868
>tfw still subscribed the the co.
>tfw the whole tLaToSmD in the bathroom
>tfw taking a shit is the highpoint of the day
feels good man

>>9821636
This guy gets it

>>9817229
>What is the proper way to eat pizza
Roll it up like a giant burrito

>>9821940
DuckTits!

>>9821991
>Taking a fat dump
>Reading A Letter from Home
>Roommate Kramer-bursts into the bathroom as I'm finishing both the story and my shit
>Sees me sobbing while stewing in my own shit fumes

>>9821853
Yeah... I visited the Scandinavian countries years ago around Christmas time and Donald Duck was all over X-mas. I thought it strange.

Not as strange as that guys pizza eating style, though.

>>9821853
>>9822164
Many parents buy a subscription for their kids. You get a magazine every week. Even as an adult it's a fun thing to read while taking a dump.

>>9821636
>Sandwich Pizza

My nigga

>>9818103
You're the man Dean