/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9817200
Before anyone asks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

Enjoy.
Faggots.

>>9817216
no
no
no

>>9817200
The last one isn't even dead you attentionwhore.
>>9814746

>>9817200
It's not that hard to not spill all over the place. Goddam I'm mad

>>9817213
>swedish breakfast

>>9817285
Fucking terrible

>>9817428
I assume he was being sarcastic with the file name.
It's not a knife and it's not skillful.

>>9817285
this is not impressive, he's just chopping fast with a fucking cleaver

>>9817200
what the fuck is that bitch doing

>>9817436
>and then you pet the tofu

Also, good job on the webm

The webm thread gets no reprieve. We just replay the same shit over and over.

>>9817453
Nah man, we've been a streak lately

>>9817209
So this isn't a skit?
OK.

>>9817596
Is this like Deadmaufive's cousin or something?

>>9817678
This dude is badass. Disgusting, but badass.

>>9817678
Steve-o's got some competition here.

>>9817209
>two different sized glasses to mix it up
>3 oz bourbon
>proceeds to fill the entire 8oz glass with liquor

>>9817645
>>9817688
What's going on here?

>>9817727
kitchen safety commercials from Canada

>>9817645
She was a coal burner, right?

>>9817736
>hiring stoners

>>9817732
Jeezus are canuck chef's so dumb as to not wear non-slip shoes? Leafs explain yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw

>>9817737
pretty sure that was gas

>>9817441
You are so butthurt right now.

>>9817750
The advert is mainly about kitchen employees failing to clean up oil spills like the one she slipped on, or not putting down slip resistant mats near hazardous equipment.
- T. Leaf

>>9817596
>oh god i need a gimmick so bad
>oh let's just wear le funny mask :))

>>9817596
This is hard to watch

>>9817897

Looks tasty, but a lot of work. I'd rather just make chicken nuggets without the blender.

>>9817200
This gave me stage 3 rectal cancer.

>>9817934
this is fucking disgusting

>>9817950

How so? Sure it's pretty intense for pigs in a blanket but it doesn't look like it'd taste bad.

>>9817954
wut

>>9817954
What is this? How do you use it?

>>9817967
>>9817966

I just asked the same thing.
http://www.myrecipes.com/special-diet/what-is-ghee

>>9817971
Oh, gotcha

>>9817988
seems like a waste.

>>9817999
A waste of what exactly?

>>9817988

... Why not just buy butter for cheaper?

>>9817861
>adding egg to mayo
???

I bring you OC. I have learned how to edit videos for webms now and nothing can stop me.

>>9817988
>2 cups of cream is $4
>4 cups of butter is $4
why

>>9818030
Reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

>>9817988

Another sweet pro-tip: If you blend the buttermilk and butter together later, you can get whipping cream!

>>9817745
LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED

>>9818030
Welcome to the /ck/ masochistic encoders club. Enjoy the (You)s and the less than 1% of your content ever getting saved / posted by anyone else.

>>9818045
>I'm a two-time personal chef
every fucking time

>>9818054
I made one webm before but the way I edited it was very convoluted and terrible.

>>9818058
All OC is good OC anon. You'r webm skills will quickly get much better also

>>9818060
I wonder what would happen if you deepfried that

>>9818027
Some people enjoy making things themselves. Doesn't matter if it's easier or cheaper to buy it elsewhere, it is possible to derive satisfaction from the process of making something like cheese or butter or whatever else. Plus you have control over the process and the ingredients.

Cooking is more than just doing the bare minimum to prepare and shove food down your throat for sustenance.

>>9818060
At least toast the bread holy fuck. It could be a decent poorfag meal if it wasn't executed so shitty.

>>9817678
I want more of this man

>>9818029

Are you just now learning what mayo is?

>>9818118
Not gonna lie, I would eat that.

>>9818060
Naw fuck that. you NEED the audio for this.
https://youtu.be/opvuEVpl_PM?t=14s

>>9818118
m...mashed potatoes?

>>9818113
I know what mayo is that's why im confused why he's adding egg to it.

>>9818151
lol

>>9818164
Now that's just retarded

>>9818179
I don't like this.

>>9818179
disgusting

>>9818164
That's too much dough for how little toppings there are.

>>9818096
why doesn't the bottom of the pizza get sauce all over it? It's clearly being put on a track that's covered in sauce. Do they clean them??

>>9818142
You don't seem to know what mayo is

>>9818210
cheese with a side of hotdog

>>9818204
I don't think you know what mayo is.
"It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and either vinegar or lemon juice,[2] with many options for embellishment with other herbs and spices."

>adding egg to egg

>>9817678
10/10, fucking impressive.

>>9818239
The webm is the making of mayo. The mayo shown at the beginning is the final product, not an ingredient.

>>9817966
>>9817967
Clarified butter

>>9818254
oh fuck that's right up there with the pumpkin hotdog. absolutely awful, but you know some dumb motherfuckers gonna see this shit and want to make it to post on facebook like the normie thotacus they are.

>>9818254
>all those eggs and cream for 1 shitty sandwich
im mad

>>9818239
mentally challenged

>>9817200

That's just wasteful.

>>9817694
oh my god is this a prank

>>9817216
>dozens of cuts
How can we trust this?

>>9818096

I want to bathe in tomato sauce.

>>9817285
>holy fuck im a badass. Che/ck/ my skilz

>>9818279
You never noticed he's missing the tip of his ring finger??

>>9817200

>>9817909
and this would even taste better than that disgusting pink slime minced meat

>>9818281

>>9817740
That episode gave me fucking anxiety as a kid

>>9818015
Speed eaters annoy me, something about how aggressively they try and shove things into their face makes them look so fucking stupid

>>9818268
The recipe is for 3 sandwiches. Pay attention.

>>9818060
PORK AND BEANS
WITH
SANDU DE PANDA!

I've actually made this a few times, its pretty fucking good.

>>9818081
>>9818097
>>9818118
all of them are fucking disgusting
how fat do you have to be to like this

>>9818313
How else are they supposed to speed eat?

>>9818133
Me too. It's preposterous late night, drunk, "use whatever we have in the kitchen" type of meal, but I bet it's legit good.

>>9818081
>Deep frying an entire ball of cheese
>TASTY!
fucking christ

>>9818316
Three.. Two... One... WHOCHAWAAAaaa...

WUH! ... open face sandwich.

>>9818164
>>9818179
these are disgusting too

>>9818181
no one does

>>9818295
>That will be $400 plus tip, sir.

>>9818254
who makes these
this is horrible
is this Canadian or something
who would be so evil to come up with something this disgusting

>>9818326
Anon, fried cheese is a French delicacy.

>>9818179
>the grease pouring out after the bite

>>9818293
WHAT?

>>9818347
I'm kinda hungover and looking at that made me wanna hurl

>>9817740
I can hear her say "cookie" but can't for the life of me remember what it's from. Please help.

>>9818342
http://twistedfood.co.uk/taco-french-toast/

>co.uk
Not surprised

>>9817811
It's just not the same without the music.

>>9818361
it's from Roger Rabbit. It's the cartoon Roger and Baby Herman are filimg in the beginning.
It was actually so popular on its own that three sequels were done, all with Roger and Baby Herman.

>>9817736
lmao what a dip

>>9818321
like pic related i guess. at least they would have an explanation for the stupid faces

>>9818385
>huddled in corner to avoid being force fed
:(

>>9817436
why is he cutting a block of cum?

>>9818408
if your cum has that consistency you should visit your doctor anon

>>9817678
In China they got g'agh, but they don't call it g'agh.

>>9817745
>>9817757
>>9817807
Please tell me these are real and not a joke

>>9818443
real

>>9817966
>>9817967
i are you for real? have you never made some hollandaise?

>>9818339
>Implying the civilized world uses tipping

>>9818309
It's from the movie, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit.

>>9818385
Couldnt they use Canadian Geese? Those fuckers deserve suffering.

>>9818391
It's like the evolutionary opposite of americans.

>>9818411
If i put it in a jello mould and then put it in the fridge it probably would.

>>9818067
I could see it if you took some milk and went through the process of making various dairy products. But just blending cream until it separates seems silly

>>9817200

>>9818202
How fucking retarded can you be?

>>9817200
>midori
>jim beam
>multiple bottles of every single product dekuyper pisses out

>>9817736
Would the water really be hot enough to melt his fucking face?

>>9818520
Not right away, no, but a day after the event he probably would look a bit like that.
Boiling water, as I'm sure I don't have to tell you, maxes out around 100 degrees C, but the volume he spilled would transfer a lot of heat to his head. I could definitely see this kind of accident ruining a man's face long term, yes.

>>9817678
my bf

>>9817285
The equivalent of playing enter sandman on acoustic guitar

>>9818060
I half expected him to flick the pork across the room like Jack

>>9817285
You shouldn't put too much onions in the sauce

>>9817200
just put it in a shaker you stupid bitch!

>>9817253
fuck you faggot

>>9818081

So it's like a calzone but with the sauce on the outside?

>>9818029
>t. Vegan

>>9818239
Only retards make mayo out of eggs any more. It has no benefit but is more expensive.

>>9818471
thanks for the giggles my friend

>>9818600
Excuse me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>9818029
It's called a mayonegg.

>>9818295
what style of glassware does he pour the drink into?

That looks swanky as hell.

>>9817861
>garlic
>uses garlic powder

>>9818615
That's an arabian style glass candleholder, actually. It's just repurposed because it looks nice.

>>9818318
America mang

>>9818151
link channel

>>9818361
>filename
good

>>9818661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc6a6Jx9xKU

>>9818673
looks and sounds exactly how I envisioned

>>9818151

>>9818385
Horrible display

>>9818318
I like, and am not fat.

>>9817200
REEEE i want GF!

>>9817678
AHAHHAHAHAH thats so fucking gross i laughed.

>>9817200
Reminds me of babish just spilling shit all over the place

>>9818769
sure thing fatsy

>>9818826
I'm 130 lbs with muscle. fuck off fatty ;^]

>>9818588
Calzones have bread on the outside instead of cheese.

>>9818605
Put that in me intravenously

>>9818854
>130 pounds with muscle
Who the fuck let you out of the manlet pit?

>>9818890
t. fatass

>>9818151
>tex mex

>>9818898
That's "Powerlifter" to you, faggot.

>>9818912
Kek (((((yous)))))

>>9817596
discount deadmau5

>>9818588
expect there is no bread around it

>>9818179

>>9818210
when will this dumb fucking millennium craze about cheese die out?

>>9818361
based movie

>>9817285
I can tell just by what I can see that those slices are uneven as shit.

First you learn how to properly chop and get a consistent result, then the speed follows with experience.
This faggot probably set out intentionally to practice cutting onions as fast as he could for this lame video.

>>9818385
Not a moral fag but I couldn't eat this.

>>9818499

>>9818499
>hey look I posted it again!

>>9817428
>>9817441
impressed me i cant chop that fast even with a cleaver

>>9818609
fuck off, namefaggot

>>9818281

>>9817950
i agree looks fking nasty

>>9817954
>>9817966
>>9817967
>>9817971
Rofl that's retarded. You can just melt the butter, let it cool down a bit, and the butter will have sorted itself out to layers by itself.

>>9818857
>>9818980

Right, I'm an idiot. I should have payed closer attention to the webm.

>>9819139
I think part of it is the flavor change the process does though. It's not quite butter, more nutty i'd imagine.

Don't quote me on that, I don't know shit about dairy other than that skim milk is fantastic and has 10:1 cal:protien ratios.

>>9817954
Nice. It's hard to find actually useful videos that fit well into a silent webm.

>>9818050
So could you go back and forth? What would happen?

>>9818029
stick to McDonalds you fking retard

>>9819167
cheat code: go to youtube, sort by upload date for (insert cooking term)

>>9819139

ghee is what poo in loos use for cooking. doesnt have any use in western cuisine

>>9818096
that's called a "curtain-coater" in case anyone is interested

>>9819224
>clarified butter isn't used in western recipes

>>9819229
now superimpose the pancake over the plane

>>9817727
Leaf faggots pretending they can actually cook things besides fries.

>>9819235
mite b funny

>>9817209
more like how to make a mess hehe

>>9817645
>>9817688
>>9817736

>Two thirds of kitchen accidents are caused by women
hmmmmmm

>>9818151
disgusting plates

>>9818179
Remind me to never fucking do this recipe.

>>9818991
when someone pays me to blow up the offices of Reddit and all their faggot employees inside with it.

>>9819181
Brilliant. Thanks anon, I'll make some new ones.

>>9819254
hot

>>9819266
All OC is appreciated

>>9818999
you already do

>>9818999
me neither. but the goose on the other hand...

>>9819294

>>9819284
>taking the OC and turn it into some 'nosoundabomination'
>>>/f/ was wrong all along

>>9819303
>everyone save and posts shit content
how new are you?

>>9819316

>>9818210
TURN THE HOT DOG SO IT'S PARALLEL TO THE CHEESE FLOW YOU DENSE RETARD REEEEEEEEE

>>9817954
Can you make ghee with salted butter? Great to cook with though either way.

>>9817596
It looks mediocre to boot.

>>9818029
Anon, I....

>>9819139
t. has never used/tasted ghee in his 12 years of life

>>9817745
man i want some fuckin chips

>>9819347
I think he's confused because it shows a shot of the finished mayo at the beginning, so in a way it looks like they are adding mayo to already made mayo.

>>9819346
nah, it's great

>>9819360
>how to cook like a five year old

>>9818239
Did you even watch the webm? It's a guide on making mayo... starting with an egg.

>>9819366
shut up faggot - wanna play minecraft?

>>9818295
>all that fancy shit
>lights the purito with a lighter

That's lazy.

>>9817897
Seems kind of silly to do all that work for nuggets.
Might as well just make tenders.

>>9819229
>metal on ceramic

>>9817708
she put in approximately 3 oz accounting for the ice.

>>9818015
Not gonna lie I've had a cold block of spam as dinner before. No silverware just ate it like a meaty apple.

>>9818164
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9819983

>>9819983
It's our national dish. We have to say the pledge of allegiance every time before we eat it, or we will get sent to a privatized prison where we are forced to make American flag bandanas and duck calls while sing the Star-Spangled Banner.

>>9818164
Simultaneously both awful and stupid.

>>9819983
It's not any less healthy than a regular pizza, it's just shaped in a retarded way, and the dough ratio is fucked.

>>9818566
That is a very apt description

>>9817436
I like the fluffy ball on the water, like two puppies

>>9817596
Jesus christ what a faggot

>>9817678
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L

>>9818279
>>9818358
It is a prank

>>9818443
Japanese CM teams are amazing

>>9817811
>remember that time when Moot thought it would be funny to have this shit run on every page for an entire day?

>>9819127
>>9817950
Wtf sausage bread roll is common, it's just bread with sausage. What the fuck

>>9820201
Yes, but the hot dogs in that video were really fucked up looking, and that was way too much bread. Didn't look appetizing at all.

>>9817745
CONSOMME
CONSOMME
CONSOMME PANCHIII

>>9818150
why do this? the same concept would be cool with little chicken tacos or something...

>>9818058
Jesus christ I remembered this one. So it is you.

>>9818060
A webm does not do it justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>9818118
>the round raw roll
>the sad limpy cooked roll
KEKEK

>>9818164
Jesus like a roadkill toast

>>9818060
this is nothing without the sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>9818179
>mini pepperonis
What kind of faggotry is that?

>>9818254
Wtf what will happen to the rest of the eggs dammit
>>9818267
>thotacus
Kek

>>9818179

Looks good

>>9819360
I'd rather watch jack. That's how bad this is.

>>9820324
fuck off. OC is best

>>9818118
that's disgusting and I would eat it

>>9818097
>fried mornay sauce
>adding hot milk to hot roux

>>9818127

>>9818991
That's raclette, you fucking moron

>>9819254
>caused by

>>9820330

Not really

9 times out of 10 OC is garbage

Fuck OC

>>9819904
what the hell is that webm

>>9818467
I'm probably thinking of a tom and jerry episode with a similar premise, I didn't actually watch past the first 3 seconds of the webm

>>9820348
You're right I'd much rather see the same 5 videos every single webm thread.

>>9818295
>taking this over a 60 cent high life

>>9820414

Glad we agree

Now post some Jack

>>9820433
fuck off tripfag

>>9817436
lol I hope he enjoy's his gross man boobs from all that fucking soy

>>9817903
>And brand everything with it
Like that makes me cringe trying to force that logo so hard

>>9818362
>.uk

That explains it. The fucking UK ruining food again.

>>9819904
>Your wall can't stop me, Drumpf

>>9817678
what are those worms?

>>9820354
i've heard two explanations:
1) kid'a an autist
2) kid's trying to steal the phone and run away when you have your pants around your ankles

>>9817954
Honestly though it would be better if they added 1 cup of heavy cream and did stir it every so often the brown butter solids would get caught in the strainer cloth (which are awesome they add buttery nuttiness without much fat to desserts or anything you would use brown butter in) and the ghee/clarified butter would be just as good/useful.

>>9817967
Ghee/clarified butter it is useful for oil with a high smoking point.

>>9818239

>>9817988
To everyone saying this isn't useful you can add a dollop of yogurt to the heavy cream a day beforehand and get cultured butter and you get fresh buttermilk that way which compared to the super sour high shelf life aged shit most people think of for buttermilk is loads better for chicken batter/fried chicken or pancakes since it is fresh and doesn't have citric acid to preserve it so not nearly the same acidity.

>>9818081
I guess that is technically an arincini but usually they are less cheese more starch like rice like 60% rice 30% 10% other (mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes)
This is 95% low moisture mozzarella, 4% other 1% breading

>>9817757
easily the most accurate depiction of japan ive ever seen
t. sailor

>>9818142
I thought the same as you bro, everyone is acting like just because Mayo is eggs and oil that adding more egg to already stable Mayo is going to improve it somehow.

Protip get half a dozen egg yolks and make Mayo with a pint or hell even two quarts of oil. Taste that and you may get why this anon thinks that shit is odd.

>>9818150
I think that idea is stupid as pizza exits and is much better (even pita would be better that tortillas) the idea of an upside down cupcake tray for taco molds is clever and ingenuitive

>>9818058
This... seems wrong. But I can't put my finger on why...

>>9817678
gonna need the sauce on that one

>>9819254
>>9817645
>>9817688
In this context, these make me think of the Allstate commercials with the dude named "Mayhem".

>>9818029
You're kidding me, right? Please let this be bait.

2lazy2make a webm but this is the comfiest cooking show ever

https://youtu.be/8-lCVMAZBhM

Fuck those meme POV vids

>>9818935
Dammit ISIS, get out of Bikini bottom.

>>9820842

How can ameriburgers recover?

https://youtu.be/LgHYNcY6pLs

>>9818295
Wow, the new Harry Potter movie look fancy

>>9817861
>measuring in cups
FUCK AMERICA

>>9818467
Pretty sure I remember this being a short before a different movie.

>>9820900
I tend to translate 'cup' as 250ml. It's 238, IIRC.

>>9819360
>>9817596
Why do I get the feeling that this faggot is going to turn out to be Chinese, likely from Hong Kong or Taiwan?

>>9818058
I cut my pizza with a pair of scissors because I don't have a pizza cutter and my plates are too small to properly contain a whole pizza

>>9818060
Why is the chopping board (dead) wrapped in plastic?

>>9818499
my poor baby

>>9818499
what is it with slopes and animal cruelty

>>9820939
marshmello is literally dotcom. confirmed with tattoos. i'm a fan of dotcom, and I'm a fan of mello's sets, though not really his original songs.

that being said my opinion of him sort of lowered after this

>>9820979
so you can just throw away the plastic and not have to wash anything

>>9818164
>Yeast and no gloves
Jesus that's so many germs

>>9818499
Now this should be banned globally this is beyond fucked not even lions do this kind of shit

>>9817596
deadmou5spice

>>9818179
>One spoon of tomato sauce
So technically it's a vegetable

>>9819332
this also triggered me

>>9818254
But fucking why tho?

>>9817200
She's hot, but that's about it

>>9819332
that was fucking retarded

>>9818499
Asians can be monsters.

>>9822332