/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9812040
If a baby can keep it down it has to be healthy.

>>9812048
This, babies are fucking wimps.

>>9812040
If it wasn't safe, would you want to feed it to your baby? It'll be different than cow milk, though, I'm sure, so it may not be a good substitute.

>>9812040
Yes, but it can be too sweet and fat for you

>>9812040
Maybe it will be to fat for you but it might be more healthy cause we human should drink human milk.

>>9812040
Gibs milks pls

>>9812040
Mummy

>>9812040
It's.... Not that good.

>>9812040
humans are omnivores and i imagine that human milk will taste putrid. i wouldn't try it.

yes you can, but it won't taste anything like cows milk, human milk is incredibly fatty to sustain babby brains. T. someone who lactates

what does it taste like?

>>9813799
post pics

>>9813804
of what?

>>9813812
your milk

>>9813817
I don't store it

Smallish perky tits > flat justice > big and saggy tits

>>9813799
Tits or gtfo

>>9813932
you first

Ill find out soon. My wife hasnt started producing milk yet. Third trimester is almost here.

>>9813869
>Kid diddler detected

>>9813869
>he doesn't want to breed with thicc fertile child-bearers
>he even puts flat justice on his tier list
r u gay

>>9813869
This guy knows what's up.

>>9813961
But anon, plenty of adult women don’t have giant swollen bags for tits.

>>9813941
The smell is horrendous but the flavour is not that bad

>>9813972
>bbw love degenerate thinks fat = fertility
Color me surprised

>>9813812
feet pls

>>9814012
>kid diddler wants to fuck a woman with minimal feminine traits and that looks like a young boy
>calls me degenerate
I'll say it again: r u gay?

>>9813961
>>9814132
>defensive hambeast calls anyone who doesn’t have a bbw fetish a pedophile
Typical fat girl narcissist behavior. Not everyone wants to fuck you, get over it.

>if you don't like fatties you're a pedo
Are you aware that the vast majority of women don't fall into either of these categories

>>9814141
>yes I prefer my women to look less feminine
It's okay to be gay in 2017 anon.

>>9814195
Being fat makes women look less feminine.

>>9814230
when, at what fucking point did I ever say that FAT women are attractive. I said that skinny rail women with no tits are the preferred women of closet cases and diddlers.

>>9813961
>all women have big tits
You must be popular with the ladies.

>>9814244
Is that what they've convinced you with? Was it the fat bitches you like or the media?

>>9814259
no it was the fact that they don't look like women.

>>9814293
>has bigger tits than woman
>she's the problem
I think my Sherlock powers are kicking in.

>>9812040
I tasted my sisters milk. Not out of the teat but a dab of it from a bottle. She wanted me to taste it.

You know, I'm just now realising how weird that is.

>>9814230
>t. flat roastie

>>9814010
describe it please

>>9813800
>"Is it locally sourced and sustainable?"

>>9814399
Christ Cletus, do you and her share a bedroom in your singlewide?

>>9814399
>I'm just now realising how weird that is.
Gave me a boner, though

>>9812040
one way to find out

It’s totally safe to drink. It’s a very unique taste though. Not for everyone. It’s very sweet, while at the same time being rich and fatty and having a buttermilk/coffee creamer taste too.

t. Someone who’s wife had overactive lactation after having our first child so I had to suck her tits and chug her milk frequently so she wasn’t in pain

>>9814627
>I had to
Riiiiiight, her pump stopped working, right?

>a woman can't poison you with her boob milk

>>9814648

The pump was fine, it was just shredding her nipples.

>>9813799
P O S T F E E T

>>9813812
your fuckin feet
post em

>>9814012
>thicc = fat
Let me guess, the Jews over at Hollywood convinced you that if a woman weighs over 50 pounds she's fat, right?

>>9812040
>is it safe to drink breast milk?
There are some diseases that pass through breast milk, but overall it is safe to drink. If you pasteurized it it is 99.9999% safe.
>my sister in law is pregnant and I really don't want to go to the store this weekend to get milk.
Most women do not begin lactating properly until after they give birth, so you are likely out of luck.

By the way, Leanne Crow is not lactating. She just has gigantic breasts. Your image would be more accurate if you had used Rachel Aldana during one of her periods of heavy engorgement.

>>9814655
Actually she could but it would likely kill her as well.

>>9813799
L O N D O N

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>>9815539
kek

>>9815535
>Your image would be more accurate if you had used Rachel Aldana
Why not the true dairy queen?

human milk has really bad macros. get a sheep gf

>>9815701
>sheep gf
CARDIFF

>>9814655
If you're at the point of accepting your death, it's really time to take off the pulseox.

>>9813869
Certified faggot.

>>9813800
It's sweet, and if it's milk from the end of a pump it's particularly fatty (called hind milk).

>>9814010
Can smell soapy or like bile on occasion.

>>9814627
This guy gets it.


Peripheral question that might not warrant it's own thread. My kid is eating solid food but babies are pussies and can't really have salt, or much sugar (and definitely not honey).

What meals can I cook that I can eat too that aren't heavy on salt, stock, or honey? I've got a few recipes down already but need more ideas.

hey folks! just wanted to hang out

>>9814627
>I had to suck her tits and chug her milk frequently so she wasn’t in pain
This is literally exactly my fetish.

>>9815701
w-what about goat gfs?
Asking for a friend.

>>9816150
Fuck off

>>9816568
>>>/vg/utg
I think that still exists

>>9816568
t. mudslime

>>9816568
they'll provide you with more milk than a sheep gf will and they're also less picky about what they eat but they're also assholes

>>9816412
>anon let me nurse you again im starting to hurt

>>9816149
> What meals can I cook that I can eat too that aren't heavy on salt, stock, or honey?
are you retarded by any chance?
make food without salt, and only salt your own portion, on your own plate
> stock
stock isn't supposed to be salty, dumbass
> honey
who uses honey on a regular basis in their cooking holy shit how fat are you?

>>9812040
>is breast milk safe?
What do you think?
Retard

>>9813799
Can I cum between your tits while you squirt breast milk on me to lubricate the rubbing?

Pasteurize it. The FCC discourages sharing breast milk among babies without going through a milk bank, but they recommend sharing only with someone you know and trust and pasteurizing it. But that's for babies, not adults.
Make sure your sister in law is cool with it, too.

>all that fat
Imagine a latte made with breast milk