/ck/ - Food & Cooking

As long as you have your friends with you then it's always a party

Why the fuck did they make it a rectangle

>>9814419
Because it is the superior shape.

And to try and make us feel nostalgic about those dank as fuck pizza rectangles we got in grade school before Michele Obama ruined school lunches.

>>9814419
They made is a rectangle so they could make toaster oven instructions. The old cirlce ones didn't have the toaster oven instructions, just microwave and conventional oven

>>9814425
>before Michele Obama ruined school lunches
>states are responsible for funding school lunches
>red states contract out to the same corporations who supply prison food for school lunches
>it's Obama's wifes fault school lunches went to shit because Obama's wife planted an organic garden

kek

>>9814419
Circle pizza in a square box results in wasted packaging around the corners.

>>9814425
I hated school pizza in all its forms throughout childhood except for the mini pizza shaped like a regular pie. All other pizza were prison tier

>>9814629
You retarded or what? Are you unfamiliar with Michelle Obama's dietary initiative?

>>9813801
Easily one of the worst things Ive ever eaten. The one I had (Got it for free) I got halfway through and then I just quit. Looked at ingredients and was glad I did.

>>9814425
I was in school pre-Obama I don't remember the pizza ever having any semblance of good to it

>>9813801
but anon tostitoes party pizza is like a party in your mouth