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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.9807229

Alright everyone... nobody fuck it up this time.

>> No.9807230

>>9807221
thatll be $400 plus tip

>> No.9807236
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>>9807229

>> No.9807237

>>9807221

ja/ck thread?

>> No.9807242
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>>9807237
jack thread.

>> No.9807265
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>>9807236
>>9807237
>>9807242

>> No.9807285

>>9807237
no faggot

>> No.9807295

Where my /bigboybites/ at?

>> No.9807305
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>>9807295
This bigboybite

>> No.9807311

>>9807305
that guy looks like he's in pain

>> No.9807439
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>> No.9807500

>>9807311
last time I checked he had testicular cancer so it's pretty likely that he is

>> No.9807517

>>9807500
how did you check?

>> No.9807522
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>> No.9807526

>>9807517
his youtube channel

>> No.9807529

>>9807526
..oh..

>> No.9807543

>>9807526
he had several videos about it yes

>> No.9807567

>>9807305
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

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>>9807567

>> No.9807583

>>9807578

>>9807567

>> No.9807602

>>9807522
>coffee boy dreams of being a ballerina

>> No.9807614
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>> No.9807616

>>9807237
fuck offffff

>> No.9807618
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>> No.9807619

>>9807578
"And here we have some essence of vagina"

>> No.9807621

Cool. The same 30-50 webms posted in every thread.

>> No.9807622
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9807622

;^)

>> No.9807625

>>9807614
>Eating while wearing a microphone

Holy fuck that would sound awful

>> No.9807633

>>9807622
Why would they be in a webm thread in the first place? This would make more sense in just a regular thread.

>> No.9807637

>>9807578
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this.

>> No.9807642

>>9807622
They can still see the image still dumbass.

>> No.9807649

>>9807621
are you going to post something that we haven't seen before?

>> No.9807664

>>9807622
go back

>> No.9807668

>>9807649
let's see if I have any webms of a vagina

>> No.9807670
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>> No.9807673

>>9807221
>chef
>cut raw fish
>mash some rice together

>> No.9807675

Why is it always the same ja/ck/ webms? Doesn't he make new videos all the time or something?

>> No.9807680

>>9807673
let's see you do it

>> No.9807683

>>9807670
pour one out for my sip bois

>> No.9807688

>>9807242
Well, we found out that it was salmonella that cause his stroke. That shit is 15 minutes from being done.

>> No.9807696

>>9807618
Ehem. The amount of cholesterol that guy got there should probably kill him in the next 12-24 hours.

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>> No.9807714

>>9807688
If it's too juicy you can just pop it in the microwave oven for a minute.

>> No.9807716

>>9807699
delet this

>> No.9807742

>>9807699
wtf is this sappy tryhard garbage

>> No.9807778
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>> No.9807781

>>9807622
fuck off

>> No.9807798

>>9807614
I'm getting gay vibes from this

>> No.9807810
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>> No.9807813

>>9807778
fucking why though

>> No.9807816

>>9807813
Because it's funny. I like how the mom is trying hard not to laugh.

>> No.9807817

>>9807810
This is too many sausages

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>>9807622

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>>9807614

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>>9807305
Pete Posting is the new meme and I will push it as much as I can.

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>>9807242

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>> No.9807875

>>9807867
Now that's a gay porn I would watch.

>> No.9807876

>>9807637
Well duh, he's a chef.

>> No.9807885
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>>9807875
It's too bad Pete is very straight with a hot girlfriend. LA Beast probably isn't gay but would fuck you anyway if you asked because he's a bro.

>> No.9807911

>>9807885
that's some scoliosis right there

>> No.9807915
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>> No.9807919

>>9807911
Right where, genius?

>> No.9807931

>>9807919
the spine

>> No.9807934

>>9807221
Aww, I liked that. Thank you Anon.

>> No.9807937

>>9807229
I unfortunately think you might have just essentially invited trouble.

>> No.9807938

>>9807813
Its fake

>> No.9807940

>>9807236
*sigh*

>> No.9807944

>>9807305
Joey Chest Nut

>> No.9807946
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>> No.9807947

>>9807614
>shrimp and olives on a pizza
is this not a fucking crime

>> No.9807948

>>9807439
Lol what the...this is cute, I think.

>> No.9807954

>>9807614
needs more makeup to look feminine

>> No.9807955

>>9807522
>to have half the talent of an Asian

>> No.9807957

>>9807583
>>9807578
>>9807567

>> No.9807959

>>9807915
How do these guys fucking do this? Pete and LA Beast and fucking Shoenice. How are these guys not just dead?

>> No.9807964

>>9807946
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this

>> No.9807966

>>9807618
>salmonella breakfast drink

>> No.9807973

>>9807621
Actually so far, we are doing pretty good in this one. But others have been like that.

>> No.9807978

>>9807622
>iPhone user
>in a webm thread
>Actually watching webms, not just this still image posing as a webm

>> No.9807981

>>9807668
You can’t post that here.

>> No.9807985

>>9807670
This reminds me vaguely of tentacle porn.

>> No.9807989

>>9807675
Good question even though I’m not keen to see others.

>> No.9807990

>>9807981
What about cooking a vagina?

>> No.9807994

>>9807699
>feels
That is so sad!!! What is that from?

>> No.9807996

>>9807994
Some japanese insurance commercial

>> No.9807997

>>9807778
I don’t know if the context would make this any better.

>> No.9808001
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>>9807990

>> No.9808003

>>9807810
So much work for what looks like hot dogs and eggs. Cute, but a lot of work.

>> No.9808007

>>9808001
I would fuck all of these

>> No.9808013

>>9807867
Gross why butter sticks of all things?

>> No.9808015
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>>9808013
Because it's shockingly hard to eat.

>> No.9808017

>>9807915
Glass in bulbs is very brittle and you basically chew it by only moving your teeth up and down until it's just grit.

>> No.9808018

>>9807915
I’ll take the Crystal Pepsi.

>> No.9808019

>>9807618
Imagine all the gains he's going to get

>> No.9808021

>>9807915
>>9808017
It’s still tiny shards of glass. How does it not cut up his insides, even with microscopic cuts?

>> No.9808022

>>9808017
>>9808021

Right, glass is just sand so with a bit of breaking up and some moisture it turns back into sand.

>> No.9808023

>>9807954
How? How does she look the least bit masculine?

>> No.9808027

>>9807996
Aw damn it.

>> No.9808028

>>9808001
Delightful family fun at Thanksgiving

>> No.9808037

>>9807867
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact this would work perfectly as the intro to a gay porno movie.

>> No.9808050

>>9807937
This is actually one of the better ones compared to the last few, believe it or not.

>> No.9808061

>>9808017
>you basically chew it by only moving your teeth up and down

AKA how you would eat anything?

>> No.9808067

>>9807994
>>9807996
>>9808027
It's a Thai cell phone commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPOVwKPMG8o

>> No.9808089

>>9807946
>>9807964

I get eating freshly extruded poop vibes

>> No.9808090

>>9808061
Yes, but more carefully and without swiping your tongue across it

>> No.9808096

>>9808061
Eating is muscle memory and you do a lot more than that when eating. Tongue movements and jaw shifting and stuff like that.

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>>9807946
fuck those people in particular

>> No.9808145

>>9807625
Just think about that wet sloppy gnashing and lip smacking for like 30 seconds

>> No.9808150

>>9808089
those are very specific vibes to be getting...

>> No.9808157

What if moot disabled webms on /ck/ for a year and maybe we get a few new webms once its enabled back?
How many times have the stuff here been reposted?

>> No.9808158

>>9807622
LMAO WTF dude why XDDDF

>> No.9808165

>>9807699
What does the guy being deaf have to do with his daughter in a hospital

>> No.9808170

>>9808157
What if you spent 24 hours away from /ck/? Maybe you'd either see something new or spend time making oc.

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>>9808165
apparently if you watch the whole thing it turns out that he was molesting her

>> No.9808179

>>9808165
The girl committed suicide because embarrased to have deaf/mute father

>> No.9808182

>>9807874
>twistypastamachine

>> No.9808183

>>9808174
No he didn't you tard
It is a commercial anyway why the fuck would they put it like that

>> No.9808205
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>> No.9808213

>>9807670
sipfags btfo

>> No.9808231

>>9807522
When you put this much effort into earning $2 a week.

>> No.9808247

>>9807866
Wish someone would do this to my balls

>> No.9808248

>>9807236
>>9807242
>>9807265
joey gets sweet edits of his vids.
how come no one has auto tuned ja/ck/ yet?
why isn
t there J A C K W A V E

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>> No.9808309

>>9808299
Is this satire?

>> No.9808325

>>9808247
cut them off and drop them onto a conveyor belt?

>> No.9808350

>>9808022
No, you fool. Ground glass has been a popular murder tool for centuries.

>> No.9808357

>>9808350
You won't find it difficult to come up with one example then.

>> No.9808365

>>9808299
This looks fucking distgusting.
How the fuck can someone think that this one is legit cousine

>> No.9808368

>>9807876
Very very little faggots in the kitchen, they are all waiting tables or bar tending.

t. chef for 10 years.

>> No.9808373

>>9807543
good for him

>> No.9808374

>>9807221
I recognize that guy. Iron chef?

>> No.9808378

>>9808357
Son of a bitch. According to Google it seems like it's not true after all.
It's not something I'd want to consume under any circumstances, anyway.

>> No.9808429

>>9807699
>
It's from a Thai insurance ad, pretty good for an advert

>> No.9808438

>>9807439
that got a :3c from me
tee hee hee

>> No.9808444

>>9807618
how is he not projectile vomiting
drinking raw egg is like drinking snot

>> No.9808446

>>9807778
>10 seconds into inviting an anime girl to dinner and your parents give you this look

>> No.9808458

>>9807622
There’s browsers on iPhone now that play webms

>> No.9809342

>>9807699
You fucking monster I didn't need to see this again.

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>> No.9809354

>>9809344
imagine a woman projectile birthing 500 babies at once

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>>9809354
Are you calling that fish a nigger?

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>> No.9809378

>>9807688
>implying the stroke wasn't what made him start eating salmonella

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>> No.9809385

>>9807946

>> No.9809387

>>9809361
kek

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>> No.9809392

>>9808015
I shouldn't be aroused by this, but I am

>> No.9809393

>>9807947
olives should be mandatory, actually

>> No.9809395

>>9809390
le this kills le crab

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>>9809392
what do you think her shit looked like?

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>>9809395
go choke on placenta faggot. maybe you could try posting a webm instead of sucking cock

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>> No.9809409

>>9807997
>three people decided to make a funny webm for 4chan shitposting
that's the context

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>> No.9809438

>>9809390
what the fuck? are they seriously throwing away the best part of the crab? are anglos really this stupid? to they also not eat the innards of shrimp/lobster/etc ?

>> No.9809439

>>9808299
this one is literally completely fine.

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>> No.9809455

>>9809381
that's kind of unimpressive

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>> No.9809465

>>9809438
no, they're separating it, obviously they're not throwing anything away

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>> No.9809471

>>9809465
It seems to me that the head of the crab is going along with the shell, to outer bumfuck nowhere, you literally see the goo jumping around. You can also see that only the limbs are left at the end.

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>> No.9809474

>>9807946
Thank god, finally someone has made "easy to eat" omelettes. The normal ones have left me defeated, crying and starving in front of a plate full of egg crumbles so often.

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>> No.9809488

>>9807946
>This contraption poops out egg sausages

>> No.9809493

>>9809471
outer bumfuck nowhere is a bin, where they either further process or sell it on. almost nothing gets wasted in modern factory butchering.

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>>9809481
>>9809486
ooops

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>> No.9809555

>>9809467
fucking americans I swear.

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dump done
taking OC requests

>> No.9809562

>>9809555
That's a british product m8

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>>9809555
https://www.asmc.com/Camping/Outdoor-kitchen/Eating/Food/Trekking-Burger-p.html

Not an American product. Stay obsessed.

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>>9807670

>> No.9809585

>>9809344
and then we add a dash of salmon baby batter

>> No.9809588

>>9809558
Can you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZlLV1SgIk0

>> No.9809595

>>9809530
What in the world?

>> No.9809599

>>9809562
>>9809566
whatever, amerisharts and britbongs share the same satanic roots.

>> No.9809600

>>9809595
makes it easier to check if they're healthy with zero drawbacks

>> No.9809603

>>9807230
>tipping in Japanese culture
Spotted the uncultured swine

>> No.9809610
File: 2.25 MB, 640x360, cannedbread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9809610

>>9809588

>> No.9809612

>>9809386
Amazing.

>> No.9809634

>>9807221
God fatty sashimi like that is so fucking good. It's so hard to find where i live though.

>> No.9809637

>>9807696
None of that gets absorbed though.

>> No.9809654

>>9807618

WHEN I WAS A LAD

>> No.9809656

>>9809463
For just a moment I thought the robot was doing some kind of victory dance before placing the top bun.

>> No.9809659

>>9809440
the best selling fish sandwich in america

>> No.9809666
File: 39 KB, 600x603, Oh_My_Sides!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9809666

>>9807699
>0:31
>That retarded hyperventilation
There used to be a time i felt feels for this

>> No.9809733

>>9809401
>Cannibalizing her own kid

>> No.9809744

>>9809381
at 0:11 you can see a strand of cum stick to his neck as he pulls the bottle away

>> No.9809763

>>9809595
You'd rather see them in humans? Check gastrostomy.

>> No.9809773

>Those thick, buttery soft slices of fish
I want to cry because I know how expensive that will be

>>9807242
His complete lack of dexterity never fails to make me laugh.

>> No.9809777

>>9807947
Korean breads are very very sweet and have very little, if any, cheese. It makes more sense than you'd think.

>> No.9809788

>>9807670
sip rip

>> No.9809796

>>9809361
What exactly is the point to these $20 special glasses when you could just have a tap hose feed from the bottom exactly like the growler jug?

>> No.9809797

>>9807707
that looks like a miniature simply sarah.

>> No.9809806

>>9809796
It looks cooler and is "faster".

>> No.9809823
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9809823

>>9809656

>> No.9809859

>>9809390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

>> No.9809878

>>9809859
kek 10/10

>> No.9809879
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>>9809859
lol wut

>> No.9809900
File: 2.29 MB, 320x240, powerhouse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>9809859

>> No.9809926

>>9809666
Thanks satan

>> No.9809944

>>9807867
LA Beast on the right. He also drank a full tin of olive oil.

>> No.9809948
File: 2.85 MB, 1280x720, Have a good day.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9809948

>>9809944
He holds several world records to, he lives up to his name.

>> No.9809955

>>9809733
>placenta
>child
you can fucking see the kid in the video you imbecile

>> No.9809961

>>9809900
Why the fuck are those roosters laying eggs? And why do they look like they came after shitting one out of their boipussies?

>> No.9809964

>>9809530
Gas her up, thanks

>> No.9809965

>>9809386
I imagined this sound effect at 38s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3wSdAnHfx8&t=38s

>> No.9810020

>>9807439
Lol didn't expect The Rock to appear. Time to chug a gallon of milk

>> No.9810030

>>9809879
>
anyone got source?

>> No.9810036

>>9808299
you've lost the plot, m8

>> No.9810037
File: 25 KB, 396x369, but why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810037

>>9807946

>> No.9810040

>>9809348
now just superimpose the pancake over the airplane

>> No.9810042

>>9809361
Magic beer.

>> No.9810048
File: 1.13 MB, 480x270, 1510535862598.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810048

>>9808067
>>9807699
God damn it I knew what I was getting myself into since I've seen the life insurance one, but the phone commercial got me out of nowhere man damn.

>> No.9810051

>>9809879
I can only assume he had to do this for losing a bet.

>> No.9810055

>>9810048
That batter looks a little thin

>> No.9810058
File: 140 KB, 396x369, fag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810058

>>9810037

>> No.9810061

>>9810040
working on it

>> No.9810063
File: 2.82 MB, 650x364, reeee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810063

OC

>> No.9810070

>>9809948
lmao this guy

>> No.9810074

>>9807305
The Chad Consume

>> No.9810088

>>9809431
Thank god they god rid of those nasty olives

>> No.9810097

>>9809457
Is this the 'right' way or is this guy being retarded? Seems inefficient

>> No.9810100

>>9807618
No man can eat 50 eggs

>> No.9810107

>>9809603
His restaurant is in Philadelphia you dumbass.

>> No.9810157

>>9807236
>meat not tender

>> No.9810183

>no new webms
>none of the old ones either

>> No.9810187
File: 2.06 MB, 640x360, cannedKAWAII.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810187

>>9810183
I just made like half of these 2 threads ago faggot

>> No.9810232
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>> No.9810244

>>9810187
You're only allowed to post any given image once.

>> No.9810246

Can someone post that fag dabbing his pizza with a napkin?

>> No.9810287
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, cali za.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810287

>>9810246

>> No.9810298
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack shake shake shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810298

>>9807229

>> No.9810307

>>9810298
fuck off faggot

>> No.9810308
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9810308

>>9810307
jack off jaggot

>> No.9810314

Does anyone have the webm of a girl feeding carbonara to her bf and him visibily dying inside?

>> No.9810324
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, tomatoe and cheese flavored mush.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810324

>>9810314

>> No.9810398

ate a burrito for the first time in my life
wasn'tbad/10

>> No.9810407

>>9810244
holy shit you're retarded

>> No.9810414
File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, chip butty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9810417

>>9809610
>>9809588
If the food is inside the can, why would they wrap it in another layer of paper?

>> No.9810422

>>9810417
So the metal doesn't leech into the food.

>> No.9810423
File: 2.19 MB, 640x360, cannedTakoyakiAndEggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810423

>> No.9810425
File: 1.42 MB, 640x360, cannedsalsburysteak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810425

>>9810422
>>9810417
It's so you can actually get it out of the fu

>> No.9810430
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9810430

>>9810425
cking can

>> No.9810438
File: 1.87 MB, 640x360, spacefood2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, spacefood3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, spacefood4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.44 MB, 480x360, candy1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810449

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File: 2.40 MB, 480x360, candy3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810455

>> No.9810460
File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, diet1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9810464
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, diet2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9810468
File: 2.22 MB, 640x360, diet3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9810477

>>9809416
Is this that guy that ate pizza with a fork and knife?

>> No.9810482

>>9810232
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9810490 [DELETED] 

>>9809416
>does coat the crust with garlic paste
What a shit recipe.

>> No.9810494

>>9807305
>27 seconds
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

>> No.9810495

>>9809416
>doesn't coat the crust with garlic paste
What a shit recipe.

>> No.9810557

>>9810449
mesmerizing

>> No.9810567

>>9810414
I'm not getting any gay vibes from this

>> No.9810579

>>9810567
your gaydar needs a tune up

those faggots look like they're about to start sucking each other off at any second

>> No.9810587
File: 389 KB, 1280x720, foodhack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810587

>>9810490

>> No.9810594
File: 621 KB, 1280x720, foodhack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810594

>> No.9810597
File: 512 KB, 1280x720, foodhack3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810597

>> No.9810605
File: 783 KB, 1280x720, foodhack4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810605

>> No.9810610
File: 962 KB, 1280x720, foodhack5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9810613

>>9810605
what is this supposed to do

>> No.9810618
File: 635 KB, 1280x720, foodhack6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810618

>> No.9810619

>>9810587
In case you didn't want your soda to sit 2 inches lower and wanted it much more difficult to get the one in the middle.

>> No.9810623

>>9809386
Wow, thanks for posting anon. Cool to see.

>> No.9810625

>>9810618
wow

>> No.9810635

>>9807946
I wonder if I could fit my dick inside there.

>> No.9810636

>>9807778
If my son did this I would shoot myself in front of him.

>> No.9810637

>>9807522
>>9807602
>brownswan.webm

>> No.9810638
File: 744 KB, 1280x720, foodhack7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810638

>> No.9810641

>>9810638
This is a good idea but we need to expand on it. Someone should make plastic or rubber type bag that is shaped like your hand that you can use for cutting things.

>> No.9810642

Btw, check out https://www.youtube.com/user/greeningofgavin if you wanna make cool sped up cheese webm, sadly he provides no annotations, so you don't most will look the same without the audio.

>> No.9810645

>>9809449
american 'cheese'

>> No.9810649

>>9810638
wait is that paprika?

>> No.9810650

>>9810645
american "cheese" is worth more money than you'll ever make in your whole life

>> No.9810653

>>9808299
Kill me

>> No.9810655

>>9810637
lawl

>> No.9810660

>>9810641
that would never work

let's just keep using fucking ziplock bags to cover our hands like retards

>> No.9810665
File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, foodhack8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810665

>>9810642
Thanks for the source anon

>> No.9810668

>>9810455

looks like fermented soybean

>> No.9810678
File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, British Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810678

>>9810665
>Take these 18 extra steps to avoid 30 seconds of mild discomfort
Get over it you kids.

>> No.9810689

>>9809416
II fucking hate crackers because of this shit fucking kys yourselves

>> No.9810691

>>9809405
please tell me whats happening. Is this like a sorbet..i dont even know

>> No.9810694

>>9810097
There is a particular way to cut a wheel of cheese to minimalize the amount of wasted cheese. Otherwise the cheese inside would just break unevenly.
This is correct way.

>> No.9810712

>>9810665
>use down syndrome jack goggles

>> No.9810717

>>9810482
He needs to cook all the eggs

>> No.9810720

>>9810610
seriously

>> No.9810729
File: 1.98 MB, 640x360, jew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810729

>> No.9810732

>>9810638
Fucking americucks just don't eat chilli if you're a pussy

>> No.9810737

>>9808001
How often does this man carve these to be an expert at this? Is it like a feminist bakery/deli/restaurant?

>> No.9810740
File: 155 KB, 400x505, 38d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810740

>>9809374
It's the son of 'eat shit' guy.

>> No.9810741

>>9810414
Looks too spicy senpai

>> No.9810748

>>9810717
well then no wonder he's so surly

>> No.9810750

>>9809900
>how its made

>> No.9810751

>>9809468
I need to learn how to debone a chicken

>> No.9810754
File: 131 KB, 433x224, daddy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810754

>>9810740
holy shit you're right

>> No.9810757

>>9810587
kill yourselve cunt

>> No.9810760

>>9809477
absolutely disgusting

>> No.9810761

>>9810754
that's hilarious

>> No.9810766

>>9809600
>zero drawbacks
?????

>> No.9810767

>>9810587
>throw away cap
>lose magnet

>> No.9810768

>>9810613
Prevent rust. The rice sucks up moisture.

But all kitchen knives are either coated or made with high-chromium steel and are as rust-resistant as concrete anyway so it's a solution looking for a problem.

>> No.9810771

>>9810645
It's German.

>> No.9810773

>>9809558
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9810775

>>9810773
Are you hammered?

>> No.9810779

>>9809879
.... you mean I've been doing this wrong the whole time?

>> No.9810781

>>9810063
poor froggo
rip in peace buddy

>> No.9810788

>>9810187
SBAM

>> No.9810789

>>9810781
You gotta be drunk

>> No.9810792

>>9810298
JENKEM

>> No.9810795

>>9810324
Jesus did not die enough for our sins

>> No.9810799

Nigga you're going post crazy

>> No.9810800

>>9810187
>>9810449
>>9810455
>>9810460
I would honestly fuck RRcherrypie right in his soft jap boipucci

>> No.9810806

>>9810754
keeping the family tradition alive

>> No.9810812

>>9810678
british """"""people"""""" will defend this

>> No.9810816

>>9810775
>>9810789
slightly

>> No.9810821

>>9807959
They'll be lucky to make it to 40, anon.

>> No.9810829

>>9810678
I usually don't mind chopping onions too much but there have been some times where they were so volatile that I couldn't finish before being blinded by tears. But, just sticking them in the refrigerator for a while helps with that, don't need to chew gum and light candles or whatever else.

>> No.9810832

>>9808205
Fuck that imitation maple syrup.

>> No.9810841
File: 38 KB, 337x268, Screenshot_2017-12-08_19-30-43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9810841

New thread faggots

>>9810827
>>>9810827
>>9810827
>>>9810827
>>9810827
>>>9810827

>> No.9810878

>>9809344
>rich people paying 500$ for caviar
look at the smug motherfuckers faces, they know its a scheme

>> No.9810902

>>9810878
>caviar

>> No.9810907

>>9809530
why would you do this?

>> No.9810914

>>9810907
That cow was sentenced to purgatory

>> No.9810915

>>9809413
>putting a fork in the microwave
jesus fucking christ

>> No.9810933

>>9810063
why is this still up? it's a blue board

>> No.9810938

>>9810933
It's food

>> No.9810963

>>9810800
hot

>> No.9810981

>>9807614
you can tell she's slightly irritated/tired of having to act cute for a camera like 18 hours a day. It's like second nature for her to jump into a weird cute mode. strange

>> No.9810988

>>9810938
It's not really "work safe" though

>> No.9810998

>>9810988
Your work doesn't allow food?
Are you a communist?

>> No.9811086

>>9810063
i want that knife

>> No.9811099

>>9807242
HOW IS THIS FUCKER STILL ALIVE

>> No.9811135

>>9811099
he has become the salmonella

>> No.9811149

>>9810613
waste food

>> No.9811161

>>9810665
I've never had a problem cutting onions. do people seriously cry or is this just some thing in cartoons and TV shows

>> No.9811166

>>9810729
go back to /pol/

>> No.9811178

>>9810878
this isn't caviar for eating they are fertilizing eggs to make more salmon.

>> No.9811190

>>9807236
STOP! IT'S ALREADY DEAD

>> No.9811198

>>9811166
stick your head in a toilet and inhale you kike faggot

>> No.9811413

>>9807911
those are muscles dumbass

>> No.9811583

>>9810637
well I know what I'm changing that filename to

>> No.9811704
File: 200 KB, 310x398, d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9811704

>>9810998
da

>> No.9811833

>>9807946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>> No.9811884
File: 1002 KB, 1500x1214, fucking_leafs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9811884

>>9811833
A FUCKING LEAF sperging out over an egg machine. Sad!

>> No.9811965

>>9811161
Did you cut red onions?

>> No.9812038

>>9811965
I've cut red, white, yellow, sweer onions none have caused me to tear up

>> No.9812046

>>9811198
sorry but I'm German. still say go back to /pol/

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9812262

>>9810232