/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Haha holy shit gotta be the worst I've ever seen

>>9802479
no the worst was him teaching people how to create botulism

>>9802508
that's like 42% of his videos. which one are you talking about?

>>9802518
how to get botulism with a 100% success rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>>9802527
is jack like 4'10 wtf

>>9802538
Mirin' dat bouldermode

>>9802538
hes a big(wide) guy

>>9801875

Christ, I can't believe anyone could fuck up yorkshires that bad.

>>9802547
jack puts phones in dirty meat foam cases and chokes out his son and cant even boil water and is scared of burning himself so he overhand throws food into a fryer or a searing hot pan with oil

>>9802527
I see nothing wrong here. What am I missing?

>>9802538

>>9802527
>Jack's friend is a pennypinching jew cheapskate that keeps 4-year-old potato soup and makes his own laundry detergent and bleach. Also, neither of them should be allowed within 100 yards of a glass jar.


This is the top comment ahahajajh

>>9802574
jack got put into the equation, anything he touches turns into something foul as if he were some sort of plaguemancer

>>9802574
look at 10:30.

the "baked potato soup" is fucking brown.

>>9802558
>is scared of burning himself so he overhand throws food into a fryer or a searing hot pan with oil
What? This sounds entertaining.

The man cannot use an easy bake oven.

my favorite was when he tried to call his viewers "foodjacks" but they chimped out because they hated it and he continued to do so.

that being said i watch jack on the go at night because its comfy

>>9802635
you cannot trust a man whos immune to most known foodborne diseases because his immune system has gotten bombarded with nothing but raw foods since he started his channel, its like he reverted back into a caveman or something

>>9802574
The food wasn't properly canned, it's not acidic and they didn't use a pressure canner, so it's spoiled. When your ham and potato soup turns brown and starts to taste like beef, and your canned foods "change over the years", it's not safe to eat. He made an instructional video on how to get food poisoning and/or kill yourself/others.

>>9801875
this fucking hat. he looks so dumb

>>9802579
thanks

>>9802635
Pretending to be retarded is not an accomplishment. That entire strain of comedy was tired in the 1950s

>>9801875
How is it that someone who cooks so often is still so comically inept at it? He's been doing this for ten fucking years with no improvement - it's baffling!

>>9801875
Big orange ball of failure.

>>9802579
he is literally the 56% face meme

What about this

https://youtu.be/UHStuZb6u3w

>>9802527
so the old food was canned badly because its flaovor 'evolved', but was his technique for canning the chili wrong and why? never done it so curious what part of it they did wrong

>>9801875
the one where he abused his son

>>9801875
what was he even thinking? those don't even look like yorkshire puddings by any stretch, they look like mini muffins

>>9803270
Doesn't seem so bad, nothing wrong with using mayo in it, it looks like shit though

the oil is always cold

>>9801875

The funny thing about this is that he even has a reference pic on what they should look like and yet he called what he made "perfect"

>>9803066
jack jr has said that he only cooks when he makes a video, the rest of the time they order out or somesuch. So if you have seen all his videos you have literally seen every time he has tried to cook

Thats it! Just leave him alone! If you dont like his cooking dont watch it. You only highlight the worst parts to make him look bad. He has done so many great cooking videos that you never bring up. And yes, he is human, he have done some mistskes but atleast he is honest enough to show them instead of cutting them away like most other chefs on youtube. He is a loving, caring person who has devoted his life to cooking and there are so many people who love his show and that tell him that he has opened up their eyes when it comes to new recepies and kitchen tools. There are new people praising his sauces and food items every day. They say its the best they have ever eaten. How can so many be wrong about what a great chef he is? Its just some people on this website who tries to make him look bad because of some minor mistakes in a few of his videos.

You need to stop posting bad things about Jack and see him for the happy, loving personhe is. There is so much more to him than you know and i really would like it if you just left him alone or atleast tried to get to know him better.

>>9801875
The egg falling into the grill, hands down

>>9803314
he doesn't process it long enough
he doesn't know the difference between a dial and weighted gauge canner and he uses too high pressure
you're not supposed to can dairy ever
and it's just generally vague and inaccurate
canning is one of those things that's perfectly safe if it's done right, but you need to know and follow the rules

do you think there are particles of jack's fecal matter lodged under his gold ring?