/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9796653
Pork, apparently

>>9796653
cut your leg off and have a go at it

>>9796653
eat your own dick

>>9796683
Should I inject my leg with feces first?

>>9796687
i understand this reference

>>9796653
I've heard it described as veal, goat that sort of flavour.

>>9796683
Simpsons did it.

>>9796653
Human meat would be pretty terrible.
For one, our fat isn't stored in our muscles. We have separate fat deposits so we wouldn't have nice marbling that beef has.
We also don't have defined fast/slow muscle areas. Our muscles are a mix of both so we'd have pretty homogeneous cuts.
Our biggest muscles are our leg and back, but they're nearly always in use keeping us upright and walking so they'd be tough like beef chuck.

If I were to pick cuts, I'd definitely go for upper body cuts. Human oso bucco might be pretty good. Forearm would be good too, but there's no animal equivalent. It'd be all twitch fiber and very lean.
I have a hunch though that meat taken from a body builder, the erector spinae would be a particular tasty cut. The source of your core's explosive movement but also standing stability.

Cooking human would take a new kind of knowledge and a lot of experimenting. There's no other animal quite like us.

kill a vegan no one will care

Its legal to eay human meat. Someone once advertised on craigslist the he wanted to eat human and asked if someone would donate, some paraplegic guy responded and let him eat his legs. He jerked off while he ate it too, theres pictures of it around here somewhere.

>>9796858
Imagine being this edgy

>>9796858
This

>>9796937
fuck off VIDF

try eating my dick twink

>>9796685
this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

>>9796995
Why would you even want to eat a penis?
There's no muscle there at all

>>9796792
someones call the fucking authorities.

>>9796792
I like this post

>>9796937
kys soiboi

https://youtu.be/uHvg8AR81-8

>>9797110
>the stringy bits in a chicken
NOOO
Those are tendons.
Connective tissue is the "silverskin"

>>9796792
ass is the best for cooking imo

According to Issei Sagawa the butt is to fatty to eat the same whit the breasts

>>9797161
He didn't shave off the fat enough.

https://youtu.be/BosZxa1bYcE

>>9797167
of course it's a chink

VSauce did a video on this, if you trust his research:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c

I'll sell you my leg if you pay to have it surgically removed.

>>9796792
Enjoy going jail ,fag

"Meats real stringy, tastes kinda like goldfish. You know what I mean?"

I'd bet it tastes like pork more than anything. Maybe horse?

>>9797444
more

>>9796653
Issei Sagawa said it tasted good but it was hard to bite into to it, so you arent missing much

>>9798109

>>9796792

According to all those cannibal interviews and shit, pork is strongly comparable to human flesh taste-wise, and cooks similarly. Then there's that one cannibal pedophile who said human ass-meat's the best part due to high fat content making it cook the "meat" better. Seems dumb to try it when beef exists anyway.

There's a website that sells meat made of celebrity dna. They grow the skin cells or whatever. you can buy kanye west salami

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kbz8ky/the-guy-who-want-to-sell-you-salami-made-out-of-james-franco-are-100-serious

>>9796910
How did they manage to remove his legs without him bleeding out or dying of sepsis?

>>9796792

>>9796653
>>9796683
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Eat_Your_Own_Leg

>>9796685
Calm it down, Armin Meiwes.

>>9798321
yeah remember scary stories to tell in the dark? the one with the sausage vender that made human sausage!!!!!

>>9796679
>Pork, apparently
This.

Dude I worked with is Filipino, and part of some Filipino's culture is to consume a small piece of their dead relatives flesh as part of the memorial. Said it tasted like pork.

>>9801515
can't you get prion diseases from that

>>9801761
I don't know, dude.

These guys seemed fine after subsisting on raw human flesh for awhile, so I imagine a little piece that's cooked isn't much of a risk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571

>>9801761
Only if the dead dudes had a prion disease. They're pretty rare - how many people do you know that have CJD?

>>9802000
my friend died from that

>>9796792
some time back i remember watching a talk show in my country (sweden) where they asked a doctor (based on the muscle fiber or some shit) to determine what would hypothetically be the best cut of human meat, and according to him it was pic related

>>9796792
How's the white glove society treating you?

>>9801787
>The group survived by collectively deciding to eat flesh from the bodies of their dead comrades. This decision was not taken lightly, as most of the dead were classmates, close friends, or even relatives.

>>9802133
Hunger's a motherfucker...