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Fuck you

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>>9787710
fuck you ;)

>> No.9787819

>>9787693
I think it's a little under cooked anon

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dumping
idk what all of these are so forgive me in advance if a non cooking one slipped in my food folder

>> No.9787825

>>9787693
R A W
A
W

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>> No.9787867

>>9787848
this is fucking disgusting

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>> No.9787879

thats all i got
dont think any non food ones slipped through

>> No.9787883

>>9787866
whoops
ok this is the only one

>> No.9787911

>>9787850
is yum feed a parody account? some of those shots are kinda comedic

>> No.9787946

>>9787693
Is this Jack's wife?

>> No.9787954

>>9787862
Okay that is really horrible, seriously just give it a quick death and don't let it suffer. This is completely unnecessary.

>> No.9787963

>>9787875
Has anyone ever made these? These look good.

>> No.9787965

>>9787866
Is that cat ok?
He's not sick or anything right?

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>>9787866
>cats literally see people as big cats


ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING

>> No.9787983

>>9787954
kill yourself retard. that eel doesnt have a head you fucking spastic.

>> No.9788000

>>9787693
Whose the dingus who plated that shit?
Those salad leafs and the shitty cut bellpepper look like shit.

>> No.9788001

>>9787693
That looks like someone just pulled out a tin of cat food

>> No.9788003

>>9787963
we used to make them as bar food special on a few days a month.
They are a bitch to prep but taste great. But it aint worth it for at home i guess. just make normal onion rings with a nice cheese dip, way less hustle.

>> No.9788006

>>9787845
Imagine how awful that must smell

>> No.9788019

>>9787954
It literally doesn't have a head you virgin

>> No.9788021

>>9787965
Did you even watch it?

>> No.9788028

>>9788021
Yeah but he looked a little weird.
I guess they sedated him so he wouldn't run around while hooked ho to the machine.

>> No.9788032

>>9787911
Don't forget the eggplant emoji

>> No.9788048

>>9788028
He doesn't look thrilled about it but I think he's ok. Cats are ok with weird shit sometimes

>> No.9788305

>>9787870

>t

>> No.9788328

>>9787858
Yeah get fucked. Been to other parts on japan and it's not that rare.

>> No.9788344

>>9787838
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9788351

>>9787693
A cat is going to eat that, right?

>> No.9788357

>>9788019
>>9787983
Any scientific explanation to why it is still moving? I don't see lemon poured on it so it can't be spasms caused by electrolytes.

>> No.9788359

>>9787822
*puke*

>> No.9788366

>>9788357
does it need a scientific explanation?
it doesn't have a head

>> No.9788370

>>9787830
>how much cheese you want?
>I want to forget I even ordered food
>say no more

>> No.9788371

>>9787830
What are they scooping out of??

>> No.9788375

>>9787845
so does the watermelon really just boil the chicken in water?

disgusting

>> No.9788379

>>9787832
Wtf

>> No.9788381

>>9788371
a cheese wheel

>> No.9788386

>>9788357
heat makes the eel muscles move.

>> No.9788388

>>9787838
Welp, I could definitely have lived the rest of my life having never seen that.

>> No.9788392

>>9787841
Could have lived without seeing that also...

>> No.9788413

>>9787850
>>9787911
I hope so because that doesn’t look appealing but it doesn’t look like they are serious either.

>> No.9788415

>>9787853
Gross

>> No.9788422

>>9787862
I want to move around like that when I die (as long as it’s not in front of loved ones). I would love to freak people out.

>> No.9788425

>>9788392
Most likely it's lemon or salt activating the nerves, causing the to twitch randomly. Not sure if that should happen with cooked food though.

>> No.9788428

>>9787870
Where is this?I assume that’s meant for 2? Or 4?

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash

>> No.9788435

>>9788430
you're in after several of those

>> No.9788436

>>9787878
That’s too much.

>> No.9788444

>>9788435
it's a pasta you silly dum dum

>> No.9788445

>>9788381
Oh weird, no wonder. Thanks for clarifying.

>> No.9788448

>>9788392
Yeah, I know animals have spasms like that post-mortem but it still looks creepy as hell.

>> No.9788793

>>9787866
Nice mustache best results wow

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>>9788430
how about a Mexican food truck?

>> No.9789111

>>9787835
Fucking LGBT propaganda.

>> No.9789501

>>9787845
Is that EmmyMadeInJapan?
At least it was a joke video as far as I know.

>> No.9789507

>>9788357
Nervous system is still functional. But it can't process any stimuli including pain since, you know, it doesn't have a fucking head.

>> No.9789554

>>9787838
that was way more disturbing than what i expected

>> No.9789660

>>9787848
americans were a mistake

>> No.9789766

>>9787835
fag cake

>> No.9789777

>>9787853
buddy?

>> No.9789856

>>9787693
wtf is wrong with that yolk

>> No.9789873

>>9787838
Is he gonna be okay?

>> No.9789898

>>9787830
i always get nausea watching this disgusting shit. hell, i have no problem with /b/s rekt treads, but this?

>> No.9790148

>>9789507
Is ALL pain processed in the head?
There's neurons all throughout the body, you know.

>> No.9790154

>>9787693
is that raw meat?

>> No.9790159

>>9790148
Yes it is. There are neurons all over the body but in order for a pain stimulus to be experienced as pain, the nerve impulses need to reach the brain where the sensation is integrated and interpreted.

>> No.9790167

>>9787870
>taps knife

Do americans really do this?

>> No.9790178

>>9790159
and even then most animal brains won't do more than receive an impulse and send out a reaction, sapience is not universal..

>> No.9790183

>>9790159
Thank you

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>>9787693
gotchu OP

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>>9787832
>day 50 of nofap

I'M SO FUCKING HORNY

>> No.9790390

>>9790197
>>9790197
Fucking peruvian 5-guys

>> No.9790403

>>9790377
How the fuck is that even possible. I can't last a week

>> No.9790418

>>9787838
I was fine until it started moving on the plate

>> No.9790421

>>9790403
it's at the point where I'm so backed up that when I take a shit that requires some strain, the pressure on my prostate makes a huge load slurp out of my flaccid dick

I wish i was kidding

>> No.9790483

>>9788003
This, we also had the issue of having to use the rest of the onion parts that weren't to size in salsa.

Not a problem for us,
but if you're gonna do this at home, prepare to either waste food or make salsa.

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>>9790167

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>> No.9790549

>>9790377
>tfw no qt gf to gobble up your rectangular dick
why even live

>> No.9790565

>>9790528
>>9790537
>>9790542
this is a dude

>> No.9790606

Where's the guy with the interesting stuff gdi

>> No.9790614

>>9789898
Raclette is awesome. It's a very Swiss meal.

>> No.9790618

>>9787824
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

>> No.9790639

>>9790565
no way

>> No.9790659

>>9790197
What is even the point of the tin?

>> No.9790666

>>9788430
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
I haven't seen this one

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>>9790565
no

>> No.9790817

>>9790565
Does her husband know? And yes, she's married.

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>>9790666
this?

>> No.9790877

>>9790421
I know that feeling. The reason I quit nofap is solely because of the inconvience of having my dick dripping cum randomly which causes a huge mess.

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>>979056

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>> No.9790962

>>9790421
So why continue

>> No.9790975

>>9787848
How do people not get the concept of "too much" ?

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>> No.9791027

>>9790908
>SPLISH SPLASH
>TAKING A AAAAAAAAAAUGH WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK DROPPING A PIECE OF MEAT TOWARDS BARE SKIN WAS A GOOD IDEA
God he even fucks up at fucking up

>> No.9791047

>>9791017
was that chocolate syrup?

>AIDS in the background

sounds about right.

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>>9791047
actually it's a McDonald's bag.

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>>9790515
Do Turks really do this?

>> No.9791078

>>9787830
Lol so this is American food
>douse food in gross processed cheese (now melts!)
fucking gross

>> No.9791081

Someone post the whale shark being cut alive please

>> No.9791084

>>9787830
they done ruined that salad

>> No.9791095

>>9787693
Worst looking tartare I've ever seen

>> No.9791096

>>9791078
It's called raclette, a smelly but quite tasteless french cheese

>> No.9791102

>>9787875
>mozzarella

>> No.9791118

>>9787830
>americans can't eat salad unless it's literally drenched in more cheese than there is anything else

>> No.9791122

>>9791078
RACLETTE IS SWISS, COME THE FUCK ON, I KNOW YOU'RE A FALSEFLAGGING AMERICAN

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>>9791081
here ya go silly

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>>9791137
thanks

>> No.9791150

>>9790197
This is worse than Jack webms

>> No.9791153

>>9791122
Checked, sorry my bad it's not french but swiss

>> No.9791158

>>9791027
He is real-life Homer Simpson minus whatever charm Homer had and the slender wife

>> No.9791159

>>9791145
Is she ok?

>> No.9791167

>>9791137
is it ok?

>> No.9791169

>>9790905
Are those fucking leeches?

>> No.9791173

>>9791159
>>9791167
They both died of eternal bleeding

>> No.9791177

>>9791169
probably just eels

>> No.9791181

>>9790515

this is faggotry

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>>9791169
Sardines or eels or something

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>>9791181
you no like salt bae?

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>>9791187
What middle school class is covering Fermat's theorem?

>> No.9791212

>>9791196
who ordered the steak with a side of douche?

>> No.9791241

>>9791196
I love this guy more every time i see it

>> No.9791308

>>9791078
>(now melts!)
Gets me every time.

>> No.9791338

>>9787835
gay

>> No.9791348

>>9791075
Oh thank god, its a pretzel.

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>>9787838
the yellow menace is real

>> No.9791437

>>9791187
Source?

>> No.9791458

>>9790962
I want to stop engaging in habitual activities that rewarded and reinforced by my brain for doing/accomplishing nothing

sick of feeling like a lab rat pushing the cocaine lever

>> No.9791471

>>9790515
This is /ck/'s version of the fedora tipping

>> No.9791481

>>9791437

Just look up movies with Elizabeth Hurley and the dude from twin peaks.

>> No.9791517

>>9787866

Hey... now that's pretty fucking cool. I know it ain't Food OR Cooking, but that's just awesome.

>> No.9791525

>>9787835
How basic can you get?

>> No.9791724

>>9787878
>>9787870
>wraps tightly in paper before slicing in two
Godfuckingdamnit

>> No.9791756

>>9790877
>>9790421
D-do you guys wear panties while doing nofap?

>> No.9791759

>>9787837
literally gyros

>> No.9791775

>>9791145
>>9791137
I swear it's like asians are in a hereditary war with all wildlife

>> No.9791780

>>9790758

So is she blind or just can't help but stare at....whatever the fuck she's staring at?

>> No.9792029

>>9787858
originally strawberrys were white, it was because of those stupid white people who made them red.

>> No.9792111

>>9791437
bedazzled with brendan frasier.

no gracias, soy alergico a los crustaceos

>> No.9792189

she's staring at >>9791780

>> No.9792330

>>9787866
ive seen something similar with humans where they could see other people's thoughts and maybe dreams.

>> No.9792350

>>9788430
It's not bulimic you retard. Yuka has her own diet.

>> No.9792355

>>9792330
That isn't similar at all. What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.9792372

>>9791075
Ohhhh i want to put my dick in there
Oh yeaah

>> No.9792376

>>9791241
You're gay
Or a dumb whore

>> No.9792431

>>9790908

You know, it's not how he fucks up the food that gets me, it's how slow and ostentaious all his movements are that annoy me the most.

>> No.9792553

>>9787824
if you ever manage to go there you should ask to sample so scraps off the body itself before buying it

tastes so fucking good on the spot

>> No.9792601

>>9791027
>>9792431
how would you do it then

>> No.9792628

>>9790197
Where is this? That’s more ridiculous than 5 Guys

>> No.9792636

>>9790207
That looks like soul food done Korean style. Sweet potato fries banchan.

>> No.9792637

>>9792601

Just lay the steak in there with one motion. It's not terribly difficult to do without burning yourself.

>> No.9792642

>>9790377
How long are you trying to go for and why?

>> No.9792647

>>9790421
That’s hot in a gross way.

>> No.9792654

>>9790515
He looks gay but that steak looks damn good.

>> No.9792674

>>9790528
Is s/he blind? It’s creepy how they don’t even look at anything.

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>>9792647

>> No.9792678

>>9790537
This 100% looks like a dude here.

>> No.9792685

>>9790877
This is hot.

>> No.9792692

>>9787835
>>9787693
>>9787824

Why were these recorded?

>> No.9792693

>>9790905
WHY?!

>> No.9792696

>>9787841
I'm all for fresh fish, but fuck man, kill the poor bastard.

>> No.9792703

>>9787838
It's weird how it seems like America is the only place where this shit is unacceptable.
French have foie gras and all sorts of other fucked up shit, asians all over love eating dog and live animals, as do BRs and south america in general.

>> No.9792712

>>9792029
>i shit on white people
>give me (you)s and tell me im good

>> No.9792721

>>9788430
Wow. You, uh, typed all that? For... reasons?

>> No.9792723

>>9790822
Oh my gosh. WHY would you do that while it’s on?!?! Let alone near customers?!?!

>> No.9792730

>>9787838
god damn Asians always top the fucking cake with this kind of bullshit.

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>>9787826

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>>9792601
Like this you retarded fucking mong. Top splashes oil on you, bottom splashes oil away

>> No.9792744

>>9790421
Fucking kek. I was gonna but never mind.

>> No.9792745

>>9791027
Who is it?

>> No.9792750

>>9787830
>Americans finally learn how to make cheese (process) melt
>put it on fucking everything
gross

>> No.9792759

>>9792601
lay the steak down so it splatters away from you???????????????????????????????

>> No.9792763

>>9792703
>foie gras
I eat this in the US. Although it is recently banned again in California.

>> No.9792764

>>9790905
God damn those people are fucking savage.

>> No.9792769

>>9791181
If I have to put up with faggotry to eat that meat I'm all in. I mean, I want to eat that. I mean I want that beef.

Uh, well, fuck, it looks so good.

>> No.9792771
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9792771

>>9791517
>cats aren't food

>> No.9792773

>>9791081
>>9791137
This is just horrendous. Why can’t they just kill it first at least?!?!

>> No.9792776
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9792776

>>9790421
That's somebody's fetish, and that somebody is me.

>> No.9792785
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9792785

>>9791137
Its a good thing those people are there to help that beached wha...

>> No.9792794
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9792794

>>9792677
>when you're waiting for the right time to use an image and you figure this is as close as you're gonna get

>> No.9792795

>>9791209
Hah, that’s awesome.

>> No.9792797

>>9791458
That’s good anon. Plus, if you fap all the time you will have a terrible time when you actually are with a girl. I had a friend who tried getting a hooker once but he had jerked it so much he still couldn’t cum.

>> No.9792804

>>9792750
>>9791118
>>9791078

It's french you literal fucking baboons.

>> No.9792811

>>9792773
Takes a long time to cut up a whale shark. Gotta keep it fresh.
The hours and hours of suffering

>> No.9792821
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9792821

>>9791137
That looks amazing though. I sympathize for the animal.

>> No.9792829
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9792829

>>9787873
>Pulls the 'pie' wedge off plate
>No grease underneath

>> No.9792861

>>9787693
it's fucking raw

>> No.9792873

>>9792811
>tfw humans are the planet's antagonists

>> No.9792902

>>9790377
But nigga did you see that butter dribble.

Gotta bust a nut somehow.

>> No.9792907
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9792907

>>9792636
You mean... Seoul food?

>> No.9792910

>>9787838
how can the alt-right ever recover?

>> No.9792920

>>9791196
nah he is a faggot

>> No.9792950

>>9787826
if i had celiacs i would literally just want to be dead 24/7

>> No.9792955

> o b s e s s e d

>> No.9792963

>>9791047
>AIDS bag
Glad I wasn't the only one who got that from it

>> No.9792993

>>9791196
women want him

men want to be him

>> No.9793006

>>9791775
made my night anon
t. asian

>> No.9793037

>>9787693
"Would you like a little more salmonella with your salmonella, sir?"

>> No.9793039

>>9787838
>There are people on this board who wouldn't eat that.
It looks pretty good desu.

>> No.9793058

>>9788305
a

>> No.9793077

>>9790822
>Burning alive because restaurant employees are incompetent.
What a way to go, good thing normal places never give waitresses fuel like that, or this would probably be far more common.

>> No.9793082

>>9791481
>dude from twin peaks
Where did you see Kyle MacLachlan?

>> No.9793084
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9793084

>>9790421
Goddammit, I just woke up, man.

>> No.9793086

>>9792742
retard spotted

>> No.9793087

>>9792745
It's Jack, my friend.

>> No.9793090

>>9791047
>AIDS in the background
lmao, I saw the same thing

>> No.9793123

>>9791209
I mean, she IS the devil

>> No.9793342

>>9787848
>THAT MUCH FUCKING CHEESE

I'm american and that's fucking disgusting, please stop

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9793346

Idk what this is

>> No.9793350

>>9787693
I get incredibly frustrated and disgusted by people that handle their utensils hesitantly and without precision.

>> No.9793415

>>9793346
>Idk what this is
Disgusting is what it is

>> No.9793420

>>9793350
You must fucking hate Jack, then.
as do I

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9793434

>>9791137
We're gonna need a lot more napalm

>> No.9793457
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9793457

what's your favorite organ meat?

>> No.9793462

>>9792804
Raclette is swiss.

This board filled with naive amerilards will be the death of me soon.

>> No.9793484

>>9789898
why the fuck are you on /b/

>> No.9793491

>>9792703
Haha isn't it cool how we're all mad at them for eating dogs, but they're all mad at us for eating cows... Like they eat our best friend but we eat their god haha it's a big circle

>> No.9793500

>>9793077
Kek, FoH can't be trusted with anything. They are literally strippers who don't take their clothes off / prostitutes that don't fuck the customers. I hate those pieces of shit more than anything on the planet

t. boh

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9793501

>> No.9793502

>>9789898
It's that little crusty bit that gets me

>> No.9793504
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9793504

>> No.9793505

>>9791027
Haha it's a guy making dinner, why the fuck are you so riled up? It's just food dude

>> No.9793514

>>9791078
heheh i too make no money by being a cook and enjoy trolling normies with my deceptive claims about the origins of food! wait til they hear what rillettes are

>> No.9793515

>>9793504
What in the fuck is happening here

>> No.9793516
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9793516

>> No.9793519

>>9793515
Turkish magic.

>> No.9793521

>>9791096
yeah but you can scale the size down and do it with camembert for like 20 a plate. throw some dried cherries and smoked filberts on that bitch and you've got yourself a...

...HAHAHAHAHA who the fuck am i kidding. NOBODY orders that shit. but it's fucking delish wa la

>> No.9793525

>>9791095
You haven't eaten enough shitty tartare to even be close to being called a line cook then

>> No.9793530

>>9792873
Haha go protest about it, you useless piece of shit. Really mad at the status quo? Go suicide bomb a bank. Really. If you're that mad, go strike the infrastructure of oppression by taking direct action, you little bitch.

>> No.9793534

>>9793515
Roaches

>> No.9793538

>>9792910
nazis then: I want to ELLIMINATE all of the JEWS
nazis now: I want to SUCK THIS FROG'S COCK while it's getting DECAPITATED

>> No.9793542

>>9792950
well then get a head start on that by killing yourself

>> No.9793551

>>9793462
wew lad good thing there's no muslims in your country, faggot

>> No.9793553

>>9792029
It's so they could catch niggers RED-HANDED whenever they stole the precious berries.

>> No.9793561

>>9787873

>soysauce

why in gods unholy name......

>> No.9793572

>>9790905

what a fucking badass

>> No.9793573

>>9793504
Magic coffee.

>> No.9793595

>>9792703
the part where its still moving around is where i take umbrage

>> No.9793600

>>9792330
>>9792355
Been laughing at these posts for 7 mins now

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9793654

>>9793457
is that placenta?

>> No.9793656

>>9793457
>>9793654
Didn't know they were still making new episodes. Neat
https://youtu.be/-LhgJjicMz8

>> No.9793662

>>9792703
>asians all over love eating dog and live animals, as do BRs and south america in general.
Is this what they teach you in school?

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9793719

>>9793662
You fags need to go back to r*ddit

>> No.9793748

>>9787830
Isn't the crust made of wax or plastic or something. I don't think you're supposed to eat it.

>> No.9793752

>>9793748
rinds can be made of all kinds of things

>> No.9793753

>>9787848
>Hmm, I already have fat sausage and fat chese in there.
>what else could i add?
>fat milk!
>yeah, and maybe some more fat sausage and fat cheese
... wonder if there is enough fat in there?

>> No.9793756

>>9791458
you just need to fap without visual stimuli a.k.a watching porn.
I bet if you did a fap with some minor anal play you could hit a guy in the face from across the street. And knock him down too.

>> No.9793758

>>9790197
I would definitely buy this. I've bought 5 large fries from McDonald's and emptied them into the bag to eat many times. I want this.
>>9790377
Testosterone is highest after 7 days of nofap then levels out. But it's a negligible amount. You've fallen for jewish tricks

>> No.9793764

>>9793656

>Viewers enjoy this

>> No.9793789

>>9793516
If I was drunk enough I would eat it

>> No.9793791

>>9790148
Did you know that lobsters are so dumb they don't understand pain? Yes it's weird and it's fine if you don't like it but it's not inhumane. The thing is already dead and headless ffs.
Grow some balls.

>> No.9793798

>>9793748
On cheeses like that it's usually just an extra hardened layer that has been wiped clean and oiled regularly.

>> No.9793824

>>9790421
I hate this goddamn website so fucking much at times.

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9793828

>>9790421
>>9790877
hnnnnngggg

>> No.9793840

>>9787838
>>9787841
I can't imagine eating live animals actually makes the meat taste any better. It's can only be for psychopaths who want to be entertained by watching something die a slow and horrible death.

>> No.9793841

>>9793828
>>9792685
>>9791756
p-please stop lewding me in your dirty thoughts, unless you're a cute girl (female).

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9793843

>>9793841

>> No.9793846

>>9792636
There's a place near me that'll do a Korean fried chicken with a sweet potato waffle

>> No.9793850

>>9787860
大食いEater is the only Japanese lady who could handle my gaijin cock in her mouth

>> No.9793852

>>9793501
>knife, nice and dull

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9793857

>>9793530

>> No.9793876

>>9790421
I wish my flaccid dick can leak cum just by prostate stimulation.

>> No.9793880

>>9793748

it's neither, you can eat it safely

>> No.9793887

>>9793504

>arabic
>turk

pick one fags

>> No.9793888

>>9793887
Arabic coffee made by a Turk, good lord you're such a retard.

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9793890

>>9793841

>> No.9793893

>>9793888

That's not called arabic coffee in the first place you colossal sperg

it's a turkish coffee

>> No.9793898

>>9790822
Lol holy fuck, what happened?

>> No.9793900

>>9793898
You know how people say the fumes are the most dangerous part and can cause explosions? They're right.

>> No.9793909

>>9793893
You sound like an assblasted Turkroach

>> No.9793913

>>9793909

>be an uncultured faggot browsing /ck/
>"lol you must be a turkroach"

kys

>> No.9793914

>>9791159
line at the bottom says one dead one injured

>> No.9793926

>>9791209
brutha knows exactly what to do when faced with a snowbunny temptress

nigga would get his ass got if he bit

>> No.9793937

>>9791209
moar! that was amusing to watch.

>> No.9794203

>>9793515
Tubes in the sand

>> No.9794212

>>9793913
t. turkroach

>> No.9794325

>>9793662
UMA DELICIA

>> No.9794407

>>9793457
>used to love organ meat and would eat anything
>went to medical school and now the thought of putting organs in my mouth makes me want to hurl

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>>9793758
>developing self-control and discipline while resisting one of the key tools of societal rot
>falling for jewish tricks

which one will you choose

>> No.9794424

>>9794212
>>9793913
get a room, homos

>> No.9794708

>>9793346
delish but structurally unsound

>> No.9794767

>>9792773
its already dead :^) muscle spasms always happen after you've killed an animal, weirdly enough it doesn't happen with humans.

>> No.9794772

>>9794767
>weirdly enough it doesn't happen with humans.
Yes it does.

>> No.9794813

>>9787853
What is that? Honey?

>> No.9794851

>>9794813
looks like a maple syrup

>> No.9794882

>>9791102
I don't get it either. There are at least hundreds sorts of cheese who actually have a taste on their own. Mozzarella is a meme.

>> No.9795148

>>9792703
You know that a vast majority of farm animals, even in America, are treated like shit all their lives right? Chickens for example are kept in cages barely larger than them and never let out except to be killed. Farm animals maybe killed "humanely", but don't pretend that somehow America is more moral for letting animals suffer somewhere where most consumers can't see them.

>> No.9795409

>>9792696
>>9793840
Fish don't feel pain like mammals do. Asians are big into "freshness" so the animal still breathing is 100% fresh.
But I agree that this shit is disturbing.

>> No.9795743

>>9795148
Thats why I only capture and eat other people's pets

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>>9790877
>>9790421
I fap like 5 times a day and I shoot very little semen now. I miss shooting ropes.