/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9782847

>>9782847

I have no control and I stuff myself with anything I desire on a daily basis. I'm obese but I don't care anymore. I'm depressed and food is literally the only thing in life I look forward to. Today I had a full pepperoni pizza, cheese bread with ranch, a bacon cheese burger with large fries, chicken strips with honey mustard, a bbq chicken hot pocket and 2 slices of cheese cake with a dozen oreos for dessert and a bag of chips ahoy (small).

>let blow pop disintegrate until there is just a thin layer of candy coating the bubble gum
>bite into the gum
>feel all the candy break into crystals and give the most satisfying crunch
>flavors and textures collide and explode all at once

>>9782852
do you go out everyday to get all this food from restaurants or do you prepare it yourself? what is your daily food procurement routine?

>>9782847
Unironically easy cheese and chiknbiskits.

>>9782861

90% of the time I buy food. I don't cook much but I will usually throw together my breakfast. My daily intake usually looks like this.

Breakfast.

Usually 4-5 eggs. I love fried but sometimes omelette. Bacon and sausages, melted cheese toast, butter, hashbrowns, and whatever leftover pizza from the night before, orange juice or chocolate milk

>Lunch

2 bacon cheese burgers, fries is my goto but I'll do hot dogs, Mexican tacos or burritos/taco bell or pasta from time to time.

Then I'll snack later, usually chocolate almonds , doritos or twizzlers


Dinner: I will change it up but I usually will get pizza. A large double pepperoni with ranch, cheese bread on the side, I really love chicken strips and fries with dipping sauces so will get that a few times a week.

Dessert is usually a pint of ice cream or cake. I try not to eat too much dessert but there have been times in the past where I will go on a sugar binge and consume a full chocolate cake or something with a box of cookies

>>9782852
>>9782880
>" food is literally the only thing in life I look forward to"
>eats nothing but trash

Just kill yourself now and be done with it, you're already eating yourself into a coward's grave.

>>9782847
Your mums vag, im a motherfucker guilty as charged

>>9782880
impressive... you don't fuck around with any foods that aren't calorie dense as fuck

>>9782854
I had some of those leftover from halloween. I completely forgot about the intense sugar burst when you break into the gum. pretty good

>>9782899

https://youtu.be/Hv9WkKUlWMY

I put ketchup on my rice or pizza

Crushed up, dry 2 minute noodles with the flavor sachet sprinkled over it.

don't know if you'd know these biscuits outside australia just a nice savoury biscuit, i get a bunch and use peanut butter as a dip essentially

disgusting, terrible for health, so satisfying

>>9782934
forgot pic somehow

>>9782847
Too many.

> Oven snacks (all kinds).
I simply have to refrain from buying them or they end up being my entire dinner or even breakfast.

>cheese
Usually goat cheese, or brie. I use a little on bread or in a recipe, then end up eating the rest plain.

>store sushi
Or a plain pack of Crab sticks.. or both.

I've tried to snack on celery instead, but it has become more of an addition than a replacement.

>>9782847
Any sort of shitty, public-school style cafeteria food. I was a depressed fat fuck during midde school and high school and I used food as a coping mechanism. Even after losing the weight, a bland crispy chicken sandwich or slice of cheap, greasy pizza still activates some kind comforting nostalgia in my brain.

>>9782849
>fish
that's yucky dood

>>9782958

You haven't seen yucky

https://youtu.be/Sgda4xMEMj0

>>9782880
You are the only thing holding you back.
Stop the self-pity and hedonism and break away from the cycle. If you lack the willpower to do it alone, ask your friends and family for help.

Fat fucks are not happy with themselves and they usually want to get thin but their poor motivation and lack of self-control is crippling them.

I bet you have problems with keeping with deadlines and other responsibilities.

>>9782960
I couldn't even get to the food, that guy is disgusting and punch-in-the-face obnoxious.

>>9782880
Post your hand and wrist. I wanna see those corpulent digits.

Chicken Tenders, Del Taco, Buffet lines, Totino's Pizza, instant ramen, buttered noodles, cheese sticks, soda, white chocolate, shitty kraft parm and kraft dinner

>>9782956
Same. I could really go for a square pepperoni and sausage pizza (with little square pepperoni chunks), waffle fries, corn, a cheese filled breadstick, and a Snickers icecream bar. Also wouldn't mind one of the paninis my school got my senior year.

>>9782854
Aw hell yes.

For me, it's boneless wings and fries at BWW, both with ranch. Or THICC burgers. When I make them at home, I stick to four or five ounces of beef or, more recently, turkey, and don't dress them up much beyond mustard, pickles, jalapenos and maybe barbecue or steak sauce. But I love burgers from, like, Red Robins with sinfully large patties and delicious toppings like fried jalapenos and blue cheese. Or chili cheese dogs from Sonic. Anything that makes me feel like a fat shit.

The most unhealthiest food possible, yet the tastiest one.

>>9783195
>most unhealthiest

>>9783195
I like the off-brand stuff better, to be honest. It's nuttier.

taco bell has the best breakfast

Hot Dogs

>>9782852
You fascinate me. Do you never feel full? Did you ever make a medical checkup about this lack of feeling full?

I hate going into starshmucks but I love this shit so much I go in like once a week
I should probably just get some green tea hagen dasz and milk tbqh and make it myself but the baristas at this one starshmucks I go to by work are so bubbly and nice they just weasel my shekels right out of my hand

>>9782880
You gain one pound of fat each day with that bulking regime. Not even memeing. Sounds like you have an excess of about 3500kcal/day.

>>9782924
These were the absolute shit when I was in bumfuck Afghanistan

>>9782924
go to your local asian store and buy these

>>9782880
How much would you estimate you spend per week on food?

>>9783711
>living in Afghanistan
tell us some stories lad, what's it like there

>>9783195
It's not that good
Way too sweet, if they came up with a "dark chocolate" variety with like half as much sugar I would eat it

>>9783195
try that plus this

>>9783660
I see this in stores, Are they really worth getting?

>>9782956
>>9783025

There's a cheesy quote I'm fond of: "What is patriotism but the love of the good things we ate in our childhood?"

>>9783758
They are the "premium" of instant noodles

Basically any sweets, I virtually never buy anything but when I do or get some gifted I just feast on them until they're gone and I hate myself for being 1k calories above my goal.

>>9786026
kys

ordering twice as much food as any single person should eat and then getting 2 small fries so the person taking the order thinks i'm ordering for someone else too

Every once in a while I get a craving for one of these. I can kill it in about 30 minutes, and then spend the next day and a half regretting it

>>9782958
>babby doesn't like fish

>>9782960
This guy definitely fucks kids.

>>9786040
They don't care. The fat autist that places his order while stuttering is like a break for them when compared to nigros who misread(probably intentionally) the menu, complaining about everything and make you tally up every permutation of meals to fit their $15 for 7 people budget.

While taking down your order they're thinking about the best way to kill themselves.

I think the worst thing I've done is make Rice with melted cheese.

>>9782847
roast pork bun made with the gelatninous kind of porks

>>9782960
How can one man be so repulsive.

>4 bananas+2dl of brown sugar (oven bananas)
>1 litre of vanilla ice cream
>1 box/tube of cookies
>caramel sauce (2dl cream 2dl brown sugar)
Mix them all together in a bowl and lap this shit straight in my mouth like a fat piece of shit who's actually at normal weight nowadays but i still do this every other week on my "cheat"-day.

>>9782960
wew-wew-wew-wew-wew lads

>>9782960
he chews on his nails and shit?

>>9786184
>dl
Is the deciliter really your unit for recipe measurements? My country uses metric but never see anything in between ml and L.

>>9782847
Butter and cheese on toast. The butter CANNOT be melted.

Garlic Salt and Peanut Butter

>>9786230
Even in high school chemistry and shit nobody used the fucking decilitre or centilitre. It's 500 ml, not 5 dl.

Fuck your gay ass unit.

>>9782960
I wonder what the employees thought when he came in and ordered a whole spaghetti pizza to go and took it out to his van in the parking lot to scarf the whole thing down by himself.

my dad started a new family when i was like 18 so now whenever i visit him i just hang out in the pantry and eat their graham crackers and shit, the kids are 3 and 5 now so all they really eat is cubed cheese, carrots and weird costco bulk packaged snacks that come in a box of 180 it's great

>>9786293
>still associating with your cunt dad
why

>>9782940
hmmmm are these like jatz? What country you from

>>9782970
whoa thanks doc

>>9786096
This, unless you are a dick or pay with pennies you are forgotten the second after we hand you a receipt.

>>9783719

Maybe 600-700

spaghetti with alfredo sauce and a ridiculous amount of grated myzithra, since the cheese is very dry when done correctly this results in a sort of soaked cheese paste which is the best tasting thing ever, it's like feta but much richer and more complicated. pretty much all myzithra is the same but I get fucking picky about the sauce.

never seen anyone else eat or serve it which doesn't surprise me because it's extremely glue-like and childish

>>9786376

Anon, never let anyone tell you you're weird for doing this. You are truly a man of taste.

>>9786230
Yeah, why is it weird?
I find 1/2 dl much simpler than 500ml or 1/4dl than 250ml, even in professional food environment atleast when speaking, obv most written down is using ml or L.
Might just be that we are taught in school to use it like that tho.
>>9786271
Centilitre sounds really weird and inpractical to use.

>>9782847
peanut butter spread on half a cold tortilla rolled up like a buritto

last night i got drunk and ate a block of harvati with some taco sauce smeared on it

>>9786334
are you a fucking billionaire dude

>>9783653
YES

>>9786297
hey man me and my dad have a great relationship. his house is nice and his kids are really fun and his wife is chill and can cook, usually we end up getting too drunk and he cries about something pertaining to him being an inadequate parent to me and then excuses himself to bed after offering for me to live with himand enroll in communtiy college

>>9786188
kek

Fluffernutters

>>9786412
>sounds really weird and impractical
Now you know how I feel when you use the fucking dl.

Even the only centi unit people really use anywhere(usually in primary school), the cm(because it's on their 30cm ruler), hits the fan as soon as you leave primary school. In engineering they don't use a cm or dm. It's mm and m.

Everything in between seems a waste, the next higher up is the km, not the dam or hm. Going lower, there's micro, nano, all thousands of each other.

Working centi, deci or hecta just seems out of place and retarded.

>>9786308
That's from aussie

>>9782960
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
FUCK
FUUCK

>>9782847
Beouf Bourginon.

My kryptonite

>>9787198
Why would that be a guilty pleasure?

>>9782849
Trump stop shitposting and get back to maga

>>9782847
Chocolate chip cookie and ketchup.
Just one.

>>9787204
When I'm feeling down I make it. I guess not truly a guilty pleasure though.

>>9787249
I feel guilty when I'm down though.....

>>9786308

>>9782847
I just shotgunned a monster import and drank 8 cups of garlic butter dipping sauce. AMA.

>>9787575
By drinking a cup of garlic butter, you have given up any rights to be worthy of respect. Go watch Joey food reviews. You'll completely relate to him. Oink, oink.

>>9787575
Are you going to die?

>>9787255
What is this

>>9786412
>1/2 dl much simpler than 500ml or 1/4dl than 250ml
why use it if you can't even do it right, half a dl is 5cl or 50ml

I don't like sweet foods / desert at all, except every once in a long while I get one of pic related and it's GLORIOUS.

>>9786412
Idiot, 1/2 dl is 0.05l. Back to school

>>9787610
Man i forgot about these. Getting one in your lunch in elementary school was like winning the lottery.

>>9786448
anon, that’s beautiful man.
do what you can to bond with your dad.
parents aren’t perfect and they don’t live forever
love you bro

deep
fried
oreos

>>9782847
Green tee with sugar and lemon,room temperature.

I'm skelly tier, but I get a large 4 way onion from Skyline at least once a week. If I had nothing restraining me I could live off of Skyline.

>>9783758
nice and spicy. noodles are a good texture. the broth will clear your sinuses like no tomorrow, and i find it to clear me from any hangover i may have. they're good, dude

>>9782852
Like, seriously, I feel sorry for you dude. Seek help.

>>9782847
hashbrowns, spring rolls (even if they're made and filled in such a way where its not that bad for you, eating the sheer amount I can isn't great) and onion sausage

>>9782847
Nice dip and Cheese platter with wine.
I feel so bloated the next day but so yummy.

>>9787592
looks like a squash soup with sour cream and bacon

Butter (semi melted)
Sugar
Oatmeal
Vanilla extract
Cacoa
Coffee (liquid)

Mix in a bowl and you got chocolate ball mix. Eat it while still warm with a spoon. Takes less than 5min and tastes heavenly. Trying to find the least amount of sugar I can get away with.

>>9782960
This is the first video of his that I've ever actually watched, and I...please. Someone take this man out. His child predator/autism readings are off the fucking chart.

>>9782852
Yesterday I had a whole costco pepperoni pizza and 44 oz of cherry bepis that was preceded by a strawberry frozen yogurt with a churro. Granted, I did 30 miles on my road bike prior to doing this.

>>9782852
What are your shits like?

>>9789418
I assume pure black and stanky as hell
and once a week

>>9783653
I just got a toaster over for the first time in my life and these were the first little shits I bought.
I can't believe my family never had one of these they're magical.

>>9782852
this made me sad
please seek help dude

>>9783024
Shit dude. Mac & cheese with cut up hot dogs was a staple of yesteryear for me. Nothing guilty about it.

>>9782890
My sides

Peanut butter and jam on buttered toast topped with scrambled eggs, salt and pepper

Also peanut butter and jam or honey sandwiches dipped in chocolate milk (only the powdered nestle quick)

Also peanut butter on cheese burgers is pretty good. You can even add banana to that too.

>>9786093
>be 7 years old
>went to Chuck E.Cheese with mom for a friend's party
>she goes to talk to one of her friends, wander a bit on the parking lot
>suddenly a greasy hand cover my mouth I can smell the grease
>I try to breath but quickly pass out
>wake up on a van, it smells like sweat and mold
>WOWOWOWOWO
>the manchild screech stuns me, at first I dont feel his hans grab my legs
>he pulls down my pants I beg him to stop, cry for mommy
>he spits on me and rubs his finger on my ass, can feel the pieces or dried up food on his fingers
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I feel my anus ripping from his fat cock I get stiff the pain is unbearable
>he embraces me from all sides I cant move, my face is pressed against the dirty floor with food bits
>He keeps pounding I cant breathe, Im passing out
>As im losing counsciousness he goes faster and fills me, he doesnt stop
>I drift into the abyss as one sound while echo in my soul for eternity

>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9789702
nice post

>>9789702
I laughed so hard I almost straight up had a fucking heart attack

>>9789702

>>9788119
Fellow midwest fag i see. Skyline this time of year is best

>>9782960
"Everything your little heart desires,"

Ah, no.

>>9783024
Jesus, that's like crack.

>>9786470
my niggoise.

>>9782854
My fellow african american!

>>9787214
NO, I'm more of a Big Mac fan.

>>9787874
Do you buttermilk marinate and then flour?

>>9788119
how'd i do? I'm from new england but tried this last time i made chilli and now i can't stop

>>9789986

There is no god

>>9783735
Shut your whore mouth

>>9786334
this has got to be LARP

>>9783653
My fucking nigga. I can eat a huge box of these in one sitting.

>>9782849
>le poison

You didn't listen Anon

>>9786093
>>9788516
Why are americans obsessed with pedophelia? It's insane. I've never seen a nation more terrified of pedophelia. I don't recall you guys being like that forever, what happened?

>>9790827
most of us have been molested by our Uncle Henry

>>9790827
American women turn gross when they hit their mid 20s, I guess marrying a child is like, extreme hedging against depreciation

>>9790943

I get the strangest incest vibes from these purity balls. America was a mistake.

Nutella spread on white bread

blackberry dindumuffin is my favorite guilty food

>>9782852
Today I had a bowl of cereal.

>>9786412
1/2dl is not 500ml.

one of these thicc beasts

>>9786308
They're identical to Jatz, they're even next to them on the shelf. I've no idea why we have both products.

>>9786334
That's my fucking weekly salary after tax.

>>9791611
When I was in highschool years back there was a boy who would eat an entire box of Jatz every lunch time. We called him Jatz man. I think he killed himself recently.

>>9791668
>think he killed himself recently.

Lel

>>9791668
you should post that heartwarming tale to the Jatz FB page

>>9782854
Blow pops > Tootsie pops

This with added spices plus garlic bread

>>9789702

>>9783653
With some of this and sourcream, just fuck my shit up.

>>9791668
Fucking LOL

>>9786026
God yes. I always order mine with extra tartar sauce and then dip my fries in it.

I had four of these today

>>9782847
I hide my face when I eat them. please don't judge me

>>9790925
But Henry's Kitchen is a good time for all.

>>9792209
>But Henry's Kitchen is a good time for all.
You haven't been molested enough.

fucking kids these days

>>9792172
those look good

>>9787575
>drank 8 cups of garlic butter

>>9786376
I put myzithra in everything.

i cant control myself with these

>>9783631
the fatter you get the more it takes to make you full.

>>9786376
The only place I've ever seen this cheese is at Old Spaghetti Factory. Gonna see if they have it at the store and then make some pasta

>>9783768
wtf i hate patriotism now

>>9792234
they are very good, highly recommend

>>9789253
my nigger, i also like the regular glazed ones and i even pop those bitches in the microwave for a few seconds, of course i throw up and cut myself afterwords due to the sheer guilt. however i never tried microwaving the boston cremes because i fell it'd be too messy.

>>9782847
Mozzarella cheese with fresh tomatos, olive oil, garlic, salt, and a mild pepper. I feel fat as fuck for just eating that amount of cheese but I only eat that when to matos are in season.

Also booze. If booze counts.

captn crunch and nutella sandwich
pizza hotpocket with a frozen pizza wrapped around it

i am fat

>>9789986
Looks good, senpai. Hope you enjoyed our little piece of cuisine.

>>9792386
>pizza hotpocket with a frozen pizza wrapped around it
diagram please

>>9792412
I think he means like a huge taco using the pizza as a shell and the hot pocket as the filling

>>9792415
This would be delicious without the sugar

>>9782852
I'm blameless too, way far gone and detached from reality that I wreck myself with gluttony and lethargy.

>>9792373
I grew up eating tomato/mozzarella/basil/olive oil pretty regularly but I don't particularly enjoy it. Always felt that the tomatoes overpower the cheese.

>>9786448
Move in with your father.

>>9787585
Fuck you
>>9787587
I made it lad
>>9792279
Was good though

>>9792552
Why did you drink it, though? Surely it would have been better with something dipped in it.

>>9792561
I baked an entire loaf of ceesy bread for myself while i waited for the delivery man to arrive w my pizza and garlic butter.
While waiting i got impatient and chugged my drink and ate the entire loaf of cheesy bread.
When the delivery finally arrived i thought there was no way i was going to be able to finish the pizza, but behold I did, Using the garlic butter like drinking water similar to how the asian competitive food eaters do. Was good.
My asshole ripped because the shit was like a rock.

Every once in awhile...

don't make me go to a /sip/ thread

I lick and suck Whataburger ketchup out of the tub :/

>>9782960
this only serves to confirm my suspicion that "people" over 320lbs are subhuman

>>9782960
is his face really tanned or just really dirty?

>>9786060
they sell single servings too you fat fuck.

>>9782960
what drugs is this fat cunt on?

>>9792719
I'm 6'4 and 325.

>>9792778
ah, that's different. guess I should've just said the obese

>>9792746
Sugars and fats. Those are his drugs.

>>9792718
That spicy ketchup

>>9792778
thats still fat as fuck

>>9792803
getting addicted to meth would probably be beneficial for that guy

the loss of appetite would save him from his fastfood grave

>>9792789
6'4 325 is like a 40 BMI

>>9792826
Yeah, I feel bad for him. I like food as much as anyone else, but you can tell that he's addicted to shitty high calorie garbage. And he's a personal chef too which is kinda interesting.

>>9782852
Hey, word of warning from my own life. Eating yourself to death is a HORRIBLE way to go. Aside from the fact that you need help for your depression and shouldn’t be trying to kill yourself to begin with, this is not how you go about anything. You will slowly, gradually, painfully degrade. You won’t just die one day, you will lose body functions that you may currently take for granted. Go get help and get help from your doctor. Don’t do this to yourself because the impending results are far more depressing.

>>9792016
>somone killed themselves lol im so edgy i like dark stuff lol kill babies lol i hate white people

>>9792727
jaundice

>>9782940
Are they slightly sweet and buttery? Looks like a Ritz cracker.

>>9791277
there's nothing strange about those vibes. these sort of things are straight up degenerate. grown men should not have such an unhealthy obsession with their daughter's purity. it's one thing to raise a girl to be a decent woman, but it's another to be a literal chastity belt for her. these creeps are all pedos, whether in thought or deed. nothing gets their palms as sweaty or their hearts beating like thinking about their daughters getting fucked.

>>9792881
sounds like you've given this a lot of thought

>>9783660
I watched a video where Mike Chen reviewed them. He and his friends voted this brand/flavor as either one of or the best.

>>9787517
Thank you. I now want a box to munch on.

>>9792778
Dude I'm 6'7 at 250 and i still have a Tummy
Don't lie you fat

>>9792309
With brown butter over spaghetti

>>9792325
I’ve seen it at the grocery store many times now. If you are not in BFE you should be able to find it.

>>9792841
... what? That is incomprehensible.

>>9783195
So fucking good. Mix it into a bowl of ice cream

>>9792957
Seriously, look it up, my dude. I shit you not, he is a personal chef.

>>9793013
You can't call yourself a personal chef if you are just cooking for yourself

>>9793022
Joey doesn't cook for himself, are you kidding? He only eats fast food.

>>9782960
>killing a whole slice in one bite
This man eats

>>9782852
Hey I recognized this pasta yay

>>9786334
I spend 40 dollars a week on food including beer wtf

>>9782847
>How many chilli-cheese would you like?
>Two times the normal amount

>>9782852
I feel you man, but maybe you should look forward to something else.

Try >>>/v/

>Maruchan cup of noodles (with cheese)
>Cheeto hot fries
>mac and cheese pizza
>cappuccino mixes
Even though I put it in almond milk instead of dairy milk the sat. fat content is outstanding.

>>9783711
Did you get some good afghan pusy

>>9782852
I'm the same but with jerking off. Every 2-4 days, I jerk off like six times in a row. But, thankfully, my dopamine degeneracy won't result in me being fat.

>>9786421
That's fucked up yo. I mean, I've been there but it's still fucked up.

>>9787817
4chan is the best place on the internet still. 100% serious. It's the only place people are real. Now kisssthh.

>>9792552
why is this kid pretending to be Robert Smith?

>>9793341
Nah, but I did get good American ass

>>9782922
you should be culled

>>9783653
Fuck YES

>>9786026
I want one right now

Stouffer's mac and cheese, miso instant ramen, and bagel bites. No matter how much better I get at improving my diet, one of these three always drags me back in. I've taken to eating only carrots afterwards if I'm still hungry so I don't hate myself quite so much, but that's still a stupid amount of salt and empty carbs.

>>9786421
You never truly know freedom until you eat a disgusting amount of cheese in bed

Slightly burnt fries.

>>9787575
Anon you’re supposed to do it like this
>crack open monster
>take huge gulp
>don’t touch monster for half an hour to fourty five minutes
>sip on it until done

>>9782880
You are the only thing holding you back.
Stop the self-restraint and moderation and break away from the cycle. If you lack the money to do it alone, ask your friends and family for more breakfasts.

Fat fucks are not happy with themselves and they usually want to get fatter but their poor motivation and too much self-control is crippling them.

I bet you have problems with accidentally keeping deadlines and putting other responsibilities over eating.

>>9782852
I was pretty much you 2 years ago except I didn't go for such pleb tier junk food. You need to replace your habits over time with slightly better but still enjoyable ones. Make the food yourself, learn to enjoy cooking and trying new things. Instead of binging on prepackaged crap binge on healthier fresh food that you made yourself. This alone will help you a lot. Sip big coffees mid-day when you'll usually reach for snacks, it helps reduce your appetite. Replace and replace one step at a time instead of trying something drastic. Make tiny lifestyle changes, don't go on diets. Get out of your head about enjoyment in life, find better outlets, learn and practice something, don't think about doing things just do it and use your anger to get it done. Workout a little even if it's just 5-10 minutes in the morning or whenever you feel like it. Even though I wouldn't say I'm thrilled about my situation being healthier and better looking makes you less likely of feeling bad. Anyways enough preaching but don't just throw yourself away anon. You're capable of more.

>>9792778
6' and 200 lbs with a gut here. You're a fucking whale m8

>>9782847

>acquire tortilla
>place one (1) slice each cheese and ham on one half of tortilla
>fold
>into toasty machine
Go to lunch desu
also peanut butter goes well in plain tortillas

Cereal, especially reese's puffs, frosted shredded wheat, and captain crunch
Dried squid/ika. They put some sort of sugar on it and it's weird at first but it's actually good.
Ramen. Good ramen, cheap ramen, doesn't matter. I like this thai one with shrimp and chili paste in the package.
Donuts
Anything with noodles. Vermicelli, soba, doesn't matter. Carbs are so damned delicious.
Bowl of white rice with soy sauce. Ate it a ton as a kid because dirt poor.
Alfredo chicken from noodles and company.
Chick fil a. All of it, everything there is good. They could lynch fags in the street and I would still eat there. Only like 4 times a year though.
Hot chocolate, hot cider, cappacino mix, other sugary hot beverages
Booze. Any type, anything.
Chocolate chip cookies
Green tea ice cream. Or coffee flavor.
Garlic bread.

>>9791566
>>9783660
>>9783263
>>9787198
>>9787575
>8 cups of garlic butter dipping sauce

Patricians. Garlic is divine. When I get pizza I put so much garlic powder on it that it looks like parmesan crumbles.

>>9794895
how poor are you

>>9782880
If you stopped eating even one of those burgers every day, you'd shed pounds at an alarming pace. Phasing out one item or period of snacking over the course of some weeks will easily take off 50+ pounds in a few months.

I'd suggest replacing your snacks with drinking as much water as you can stomach to keep you from feeling hungry.

>>9794895
>not putting ketchup in it
Are you a fag?

>>9789702
>anon goes on joey's world tour

>>9791566
God damnit I might have to go buy a few of these tonight for the drunk munchies. Had one a few weeks ago and I forgot how good they are. Surprisingly filling too. Target has them for like $2.50 or maybe even less a piece. Honestly not that bad a deal. Was way more food than I thought.

To be fair though, those disgusting little Banquet pot pies are a huge guilty pleasure of mine too. Anything hearty and savory in pastry and I am all over it.

peanut butter n mayo toast :-)

>>9782880
>fries is my go to, but i'll do hotdogs

those aren't interchangeable dude

>>9782847
velveeta and totinos party pizzas.

not together but very comfy

>>9782880
desu doesn't sound /that/ different than my diet, but i'm a 19.6 bmi and eat in moderation.

breakfast: bacon and fried egg for breakfast (no I'll for egg, bacon in over drain and blot grease) ***often skip breakfast

lunch: soup in a container from the deli section of Kroger and grilled cheese or chili and quesadilla

dinner: rotate through hamburgers (multiple) with fries, entire digiornos pizza, baked beans and hot dog, burritos with refried beans/cheese, pasta with alfredo sauce

it's not healthy in terms of fat, salt, carbs i assume but i'm skinny and i do this every day.(didn't bother to add in the fruit/veg) also don't exercise besides walking to run errands

inb4 "you're metabolism is going to catch up and you'll pack on the pounds!" i'm past that age

Sometimes I just drink vegetable broth, or I smear the concentrated stuff on toast.

>>9793388
If you fuck like that too then you're fine

>>9797408
make your own bone broth, much more satisfying

>>9792718
You also probably have trouble getting out of the tub..

>>9782847
i feel guilty when i eat this, but i eat it by myself and don't usually tell anyone about it.
I also go during the lunch time hours and act like I'm on my lunch break from a manual-labor job even though I'm unemployed.

pic is carne asada fries for all you euro trash who don't know better

There's this old school Country Kitchen buffet by my house that's been around forever and all their food is greasy, salty abominations not fit to call soul food

But god damn do I love their chicken fried steak in cream sauce. I would happily die eating that for the rest of my life.

>>9782852
>2 slices of cheesecake
is that all lol? i could demolish one whole one ez

The taquitos from 7/11. Fuck I'm going to get some in a couple of hours. I fucking love those and they are so damn cheap. Beats any fast food in both taste and price.

>>9794526
Used to love these, until one time my mouth started bleeding from being so raw.
Taste of heaven at the end of pure hell.

>love kraft mac and cheese
>develop allergy to the food coloring in it
>can't eat it anymore without having severe diarrhea for at least two days
ravioli ravioli give me my macaroni

>>9797917
Good news
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kraft-removing-artificial-dyes-preservatives-from-mac-cheese/

>>9797917
Does Kraft still sell the white cheddar versions? They probably won't have food coloring. Or you could just find a similar powdered cheese without it.

>>9797931
no, that's the issue
the new 'natural' dye
annatto or some shit

>>9797941
Annatto is what colors orange cheddar, are you allergic to that too? And tacos al pastor?

>>9797941
>annatto
Just look for white cheddar versions then, it's the same thing without annatto

Spicy Italian sausage and peppers sandwiches with cheap beer

>>9792632
Oh, fuck, don't remind me. Back in middle school, we would gather all the money we could find, walk to the 7/11 or Walmart or whatever, and get these because they were cheaper than Twinkies. We'd take the whole massive stash, they were only 1.75 for a box, back to one kid's house and get high. You eat more than one of those in one sitting you can fucking feel it in your chest for days.

>>9798143
>middle school
>walking to 7/11
>getting high
>cheaper than twinkies
hood nigger detected

>>9797825
>act like I'm on my lunch break from a manual-labor job even though I'm unemployed.

I'm genuinely curious about this. Do you walk in wearing a hardhat and a pair work boots?

>>9798199
naw
it's just an attitude thing man

>>9787575
John?

>>9787575
Jon?

>>9794931

>>9797825
>I also go during the lunch time hours and act like I'm on my lunch break from a manual-labor job even though I'm unemployed.

Such a comfy feel...

>be unemployed
>go to starbucks in dress shirt at 6:30 am

>be unemployed
>wear suit and read wall street journal in subway to financial district at 7 am

>be unemployed
>go to bar at 6 pm in dress shirt with top button unbuttoned and tie loosened

>>9797843
how much does 750 calories with or taquitos cost?

>>9783653
perfection

i put pepperoni and cheddar on doritos and then microwave it

>>9797825
Unless you eat it every day you shouldn’t feel guilty. I usually get extra sour cream and wash leftover steak since they put so much in it and feed the dog a good dinner.

>>9798383
I believe it's 5 for $5.

>>9782852
>keeps listing more food
Are you Big Smoke?

>>9791668
Were the Jatz and the suicide related?

I know these are made of absolute garbage, but i love them all the same. Rarely get them but when i do it reminds me of being a kid after a day at the beach, getting them with my fish and chips. Same deal with chiko rolls.

>>9792778
I am 6'2 and 180 pounds and could stand to lose some, you morbidly obese fatsack.

>>9792778
Same height but I'm only 220 and I feel fat sometimes.

>>9792862
they're a bit different to ritz, a bit more crunchy and not so sweet, nice salty savoury flavour

>>9798845
does that one have a penis

>>9797825
Is that from California Tacos in Tampa, FL? Their carne asada fries are great.

>>9782960
Thirteen seconds of skipping through that video and I genuinely wish the NAZIs won. First and only other time was finding out about Pamperchu

>>9782847
Pizza rolls, I could eat a bag of that shit in a sitting if I didn't have a but of self control

>>9799728

What is the difference between pit noodle flavours? Like all British food, they all taste like absolutely nothing.

>>9799468
I would not care in her case, jealous roastie

>>9791668
I'd kill myself too if all I ate was jatz

Country cheddar master race

Fuck why is your post funny damn dark humor

>>9782847

I really REALLY like mayonnaise

If you leave me alone with a tub of fries, or potato chips, or jo-jos, or roasted sweet potato, or meat, I can easily eat a few cups of the stuff.

>>9790827
We fight it, unlike England, where they let it run rampant.

>>9783653
king tier

>>9782847
Pineapple on pizza

>>9792881
On the contrary, it's the duty of a father to be the firm masculine figure giving her attention in her life, and no before you say it, not to the point of sexual attention. Too many dads are limp-wristed nancys that stop paying attention to their daughters after they hit puberty because society tells them it's "creepy" then their daughter gets involved in a bunch of shit-tier boys her age that get her into drugs/irresponsible sex because her dad wasn't there to fill her need to feel loved while her hormones were raging.

>>9799470
im not sure
i was trying to get a pic of the carne asada fries from Benito's in Los Angeles but i was to lazt to find the correct one so i compromised

cool story right bro?

>>9782852
Fuck man, me too
>220 pounds
>get gf
>finally happy
>no longer need to eat like a pig
>down to 180 by the end
>she breaks up with me
>haven't had sex in 7 years
>now 350


Just fucking kill me. Eating is literally my favourite thing to do, why the fuck would I do less of that?

>>9801902
just playing devil's advocate here, but maybe she liked you better when you were heavier?
just sayin'

>>9782847
>eggplant parm
>tator tots

Stone pot bibimbap
It's unusual but I love it and will leave nothing behind

>>9802331
that's not unusual at all you fucking idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZhXSpYqUN4

>>9802411
How is it not unusual, barring asians?

>>9782852
YUM

i have so many....

jalapeno poppers, deep fried butterfly shrimp, brownie sundaes, bbq ribs, jalapeno kettle chips, thick cut bacon, blue cheese crumbles, spumoni, fried clams, onion rings and tarter sauce, lasagna, crab rangoon and day old, cold pepperoni pizza.

>>9782852
Well it was a small bag, so that counts for something

>>9800668
this isn't even a guilty pleasure beyond fake "guilty" retards
Pineapple on pizza is acceptable and good according to some palettes (including mine)