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9786924 No.9786924 [Reply] [Original]

For me it's tubby toast obvi

>> No.9786930

It's human flesh

>> No.9786940

>>9786930
That isn't fictional.

>> No.9786999

>>9786924
Dornish peppers

also, not really a food, Skooma

>> No.9787088

>>9786999
Skooma's just opium

>> No.9787101

2bh I’d probably go for tubby custard. In all actuality it’s probably just the same pink slime that Mackyboys use to make their Chicken McNuggies

>> No.9787156 [DELETED] 
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>>9786924
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.9787666
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A Flaming Moe.

>> No.9787679

>>9787666
Isn't that basically lean but with beer added?

>> No.9787701

>>9787679
Must be one hell of a beer if you can light it on fire
>>9787666
Checked

>> No.9787767

Lembas bread from LOTR

>> No.9787777

>>9787101
>using a term coined by jamie oliver
remember that time he made a frittata with weeds he found growing on the side of the road and it gave everybody diarrhea?
oi bu look ow heawfy ih is

>> No.9787783

>>9787666
IT'S CALLED A FLAMING HOMER FAGGOT

>> No.9787797
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>>9787783
Don't disrespect Moe Szyslak bitch ass.

>> No.9787864

>>9787666
it's called a flaming homer you brain-dead shitnigger

>> No.9788074
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Probably a krabby patty

>> No.9788078

>>9786924
A three course meal piece of gum.

>> No.9788102
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9788102

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.9788114
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>> No.9788144

>>9786924
>Greek god ambrosia
>senzu beans
>gummy bear juice
>elven bread
>an epic Redwall feast

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>>9787666
>they have flaming moes at simpsons land
>didn't even bother to make the fucking things purple
it's just fucking mountain dew with bubbles

>> No.9788192

>>9788158
That's actually pretty disappointing. Could have at least put cough syrup inside.

>> No.9788259
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9788259

>>9787666
The Simpsons donut.

>> No.9788270
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9788270

Wimpy burgers

>> No.9788271

>>9788259
Where do you get the best donuts?

There's a local place nearby, but an old hippy couple owns it and they only work when they want to, so it's simply luck if you happen to be passing by and they're open. Nice couple though, and they make incredible donuts for a dollar.

>> No.9788288

>>9788271
BoSa is definitely the best I've had. I don't know what they're doing, but they have made a donut that tastes as good as Homer's donuts look.

>> No.9788291

>>9788074
Just make a regular damn burg.

>> No.9788297

>>9788078
Yes!! I have always wanted to try virtually anything from Wonka’s magical edible land.

>> No.9788317

>>9788074
they literally printed the secret formula in a jokebook i had as a kid
theres no secret its just meat pickels onions tomato ketchup mustard etc

>> No.9788319

>>9788317
Then how is Plankton fucking up every time?

>> No.9788356

>>9788319
scripted show

>> No.9788380
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>>9788271
Glam Doll, once a year at most.

They had a few vegan filled ones the last time I took my otter there.

>*points to donut cut in half with cream oozing out*
>"would you like that to be you? xD"

>> No.9788423

>>9788380
arent all donuts vegan donuts

>> No.9788475

>>9788423
Not if they're fried in animal fat.

>> No.9788481

>>9788475
Are they soy? How is your transitioning going?

>> No.9788485

>>9787777
>remember that time he made a frittata with weeds he found growing on the side of the road and it gave everybody diarrhea?
no?

>> No.9788494

>>9786999
The asoiaf series has amazing food. I want to try the Sister's Stew that has a ton of seafood in it.

>> No.9788500

>>9788144
Epic redwall feast is it for me. Used to make me incredibly hungry at night while I was reading

>> No.9788524
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>>9786924
>6 years old, 6th birthday
>love Teletubbies
>mum decides to make me Tubby Toast for breakfast
>spends a pretty long time carving bread slices into circles, and somehow managing to make faces on the toast
>serves tubby toast for breakfast
>I am really excited and happy
>dad is hungover and mad again
>sits down at the table
>starts asking 'what the fuck is this fucking toast you stupid slag' to my mum
>she meekly explains it is Tubby Toast for my birthday
>he looks at me
>''Maybe this ugly little mistake wants burnt fucking toast to smile at him, the only thing I want smiling at me is a fucking woman who has made me a full english''
>throws all the toast on the floor and tells me to fuck off
>my mother starts apologising and cooking him a fucking full english breakfast
>dad eventually leaves for work
>go downstairs
>mum is clearly crying
>she gives me my presents
>one of them is a toy car
>one is a toy firetruck
>one is some lego
>one is a toy dinosaur
>dad superglued condoms to all of them with post it notes saying things like 'i wish your mothers womb had caught fire with you inside' on the firetruck and 'i wish a dinosaur had eaten you on the way back from the hospital'
>pretend they aren't there, thank mum for the gifts and hug her
>dad beat her later on

>> No.9788531

>>9788524
didnt happen

>> No.9788553

>>9788475
There's often various dairy/egg stuff in them.

>>9788481
Nice meme.

>> No.9788561

Goat man cum. It's supposed to taste like honey and salted caramel

>> No.9788579
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>>9786924
Anime meat

>> No.9788779

>>9788319
The secret is the way the meat for the patty is prepared and seasoned. There was an episode about that.

>> No.9788790
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>>9788579
yes

more specifically, goat-tier ragout rabbit
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.9789076

>>9788561
>supposed to
I think you're getting memed on anonymous

>> No.9789086
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Pea Croquettes and Sauteed Myconid looks delicious.

>> No.9789155

>>9788524
6/10 if oc, too edgy 4 me

>> No.9789170
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https://mothership.sg/2017/11/final-fantasy-xv-hong-kong-fan-recreated-all-100-recipes-from-the-game/

>> No.9789182

>>9789086
Pea croquettes is hardly fictional. Cook some split peas, mash em a bit, add in some regular peas, form into ball, flour, egg, breadcrumbs, deepfry.

>> No.9789189

>>9789086
>sauteed myconid
Saute some large mushrooms with herbs and butter
>pea croquettes
What >>9789182 said.

>> No.9789199

>>9789182
>>9789189
Yeah, I know, but they look so fucking big.

>> No.9789227
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>> No.9789432

>>9787777
Nah but I remember the time they found mold growing in the meat locker, and not the good kind for making salami

>> No.9789520

Drippy from aqua teen. I bet he tasted like cauliflower

>> No.9789904
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9789904

Salty chocolate balls

>> No.9790574

>>9787088
Skooma is a stimulant, though.

>> No.9790730

>>9788259
What the fuck. I wanted to try one of these when I was in Universal Studios so badly because I've loved The Simpsons ever since childhood but the fuckers stiffed me.

From everything I saw beforehand, there is supposed to be a bakery/donut shop Lard Lady in Simpsons Land where you can buy them. Great. Awesome.

I get there and the ONLY donuts available are the absolutely massive novelty ones that are the size of a fucking cake and made to be shared by 6 or 8 people. No regular normal sized donuts to be seen anywhere and I kept asking around too.

No way I was going to spend 20 dollars on a gigantic cake for only myself, that's crazy. And Universal was a two hour bus trip from my hotel so it's not the kind of thing I could have saved or rationed over days either. A donut won't age or travel well.

They stomped on my sprinkle pink dreams.

>> No.9790742

>>9790730
Lard LAD.

Autocorrect god damn come on now

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>>9787088
I always thought Moon Sugar and Skooma were like cocaine and crack, respectively.

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>>9790730
nice blog entry, faggot

>> No.9790784

>>9788144
>>an epic Redwall feast
Oh man, this. 10% of any given RW book was descriptive food porn.

>> No.9790818

>>9788524
I'll give you a 3/10 for your 'dad' being pissed that you got attention on your birthday. That superglue thing is just too much effort for an abusive dad tho. Also a 6y/o can't read that fucking wall of text your 'dad' wrote. Your shitty dad is supposed to neglect you or hurt you with kneejerk reactions not craft some statue with superglue and condoms. Keep up the good work.

>> No.9791682
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>> No.9791694
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9791694

woah fruit

>> No.9791728
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>>9786924

>> No.9791737

>>9791728
dont know why but i always craved those flowers.

>> No.9791746

>>9788114
brahh, also want that, stick a straw on them and just suck out that catsup meatty juice.

>> No.9791812
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The THICC Squishee.

>> No.9791814

The grubs in Lion King looked legitimately tasty.
Also almost everything in Shokugeki no Soma.

>> No.9791827

>>9787777
is there a video of this?
pls

>> No.9791828
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>>9791812
>>9791682
>>9789904
>>9789227
>>9788270
>>9788114
>>9788074
>>9787797
>>9787666
>>9786924
>/cock/ will never come back

>> No.9791837

>>9786924
Meat Mithkabobs.

>> No.9791908

>>9790748
crack is just cocaine cooked down with baking soda

>> No.9792035

>kid growing up in Australia
>watching american t.v. shows
>always see twinkies
>they look so fluffy and tasty
>finally go to the u.s. when I'm 14
>the world is a lie

>> No.9792123

>>9791828
We are closer to next year's April fool's than this past one.

>/ck/ instead gets paired up with /aco/

>> No.9792242

Popplers.

>> No.9792527
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9792527

The cookie and milk from the Aristocats

>> No.9792612

Cartoon steak. I always had it in my head that they would taste very different from real steak.

>> No.9792655
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http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Redwall_Food
Literally fucking A N Y T H I N G from Redwall

>> No.9792675
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>>9788561
I'm pretty sure a goat man told you this on the internet so you'd suck his dick. But I would too, anon.

>> No.9792733
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9792733

>tfw you will never have a Senzu bean

>> No.9793345

>>9787666
trips of sneed

>> No.9793392

>>9786924
>The Mr. Hyde potion
>the 'Eat Me' biscuit and 'Drink Me' beverage from down the rabbit hole
>the children that came before Hansel and Grettle
>Dune's 'spice'
>pickle Rick, (possibly as a prosciutto/cream cheese wrap, or on a burger made from tma large succulent endangered animal)

>> No.9793396

>>9792733
I could go for a senzu bean burrito, a hearty senzu/pot roast chili, or maybe just a senzu bean-dip and queso.

>> No.9793400

>>9793396
7-layer senzu bean dip.

>> No.9793413
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>>9793400
>That time when, Yajirobe ate 1000's of years worth of senzu beans.

I Imagine them being like wasabi peas.

>> No.9793417

The Sinner's Sandwich from Deadly Premonition.

>> No.9793435

Everything in Dragon's Crown
Estus
The spirits in Bastion

>> No.9793470
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>>9793435
I've always imagined Estus tasting like breakfast juice

>> No.9793526

>>9793417
Oh fuck the broodwich.

>> No.9793990

The jawbreakers from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy.

>> No.9794082
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>>9788259

>> No.9794089

>>9788475
do you know the price of animal fats? unless you make something at home you'll never buy anything fried in animal fat. donuts are basically vegan.

>> No.9794100
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I'm curious about the special stuff.

>> No.9794155

I wanna go to the Nekopara's La Soleil. 50% for the catgirls 50% for the actual food because it always sounds so yummy.

>> No.9794169

>no one fucking said Scooby snacks yet
I hate all of you

>> No.9794316
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I've always wanted to try this

>> No.9794337

>>9794169
It's dog food you faggot. The only reason Shaggy likes it is because he's a retarded stoner.

>> No.9794453

>>9792527
It's just a ritz cracker. And the milk is just heated milk with cinnamon and vanilla in it. Simple stuff.

>> No.9794461
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>> No.9794474

>>9794316
dam he thic

>> No.9794735

All the "Drink me" and "Eat me" tidbits in Alice in Wonderland

>> No.9794890

>>9790748
>>9791908
skooma and moon sugar are clearly analogous to amphetamines
S M H

>> No.9794899

>>9794100
FUCK YES

>> No.9794904

>>9794461
i thought that was larry david in the thumbnail

>> No.9794994

>>9793470
literally sunnyD

>> No.9795136

>>9792123
Oh god, not those off brand /d/ freaks. They’d all start jacking off to joey, I’ve seen those slob threads

>> No.9795632

>>9788524
Wtf

>> No.9795654

>>9786924
same

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>>9791728
Why don't you just go outside and pick one? They're pretty tasty.

>> No.9796108

>>9788144
Elven bread was modelled after hard tack.

>> No.9796121

>>9787767

The only bread made for Human consumption is Wonder White Bread

Spongy Soft Triple Bleached Perfection

>> No.9796522
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anything that appeared on tom n jerry

>> No.9796541
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>>9786924
>Fictional foods you always wanted to try

>> No.9796552

>>9788317
What about the jelly you fucking mug and your bootleg cook books

>> No.9796555

>>9796541
>muh fake moonlanding
stay buttblasted commie

>> No.9796559
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>>9786999
MOON SUGAR <3

>> No.9796571
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This gum

>> No.9796573
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>> No.9796576

>>9786924
Haha LUL yeah.

Apparently britbong eat shit like Brussel sprouts and bacon all that time omgelul

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>> No.9796585

>>9786999
>>9796559
Moon sugar looks a bit like a crack rock, but yet the most widely consumed verison of Moon Sugar is skooma. So are there other forms that methods of administration i need to know about?

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Surprised no one said this, don't you want to taste the glow /ck/?

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>> No.9796632

>>9796589
Nuts, pretzel rods, tic-tacs, and bread in a tackle box.

>> No.9796647
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The burgers these guys ate.

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>>9796647

>> No.9796655

>>9796602
I wish he gave Arya a creampie instead

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That organic paste that the LEXX made. Lexx is objectively better than starwars and startrek combined.

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This pink shit

>> No.9796773

>>9796571
What movie is that from? I think I saw it when I was like 10 and it's been in my memories ever since but all I remember is something about a scene in a dressing room, shapeshifting alien, and that gum

>> No.9796780

>>9796773
My Favorite Martian
Next time try a reverse image search

>> No.9796782

>>9796672
I would eat Lyekka the plant woman. Probably roast her with garlic and serve with cous cous

>> No.9796784

>>9796773
My Favourite Martian, took me a whle to find it also. Had to look up Back to the future cast and go through the list

>> No.9796816

>>9796701
just go get chicken nuggets from mcdonalds.
its basically a cooked version of this

>> No.9796855
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9796855

>>9796816
Fake news, this has been proven false.

>> No.9796857

>>9796816
Pink slime was debunked after ABC had to pay over 100 million to the processing plant they incorrectly reported produced this 'pink slime' you speak of.

>> No.9797078

>>9788380

I really liked the raspberry one. The rum choco one is tasty but super rich.
Did you know they're located inside the building of the original Totino's? Totino's was an actual pizza kitchen originally apparently.

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>>9788380
>>9797078

The donuts

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9797093

>>9788380
>>9797078

The Totino

>> No.9797105

This is weird, but I want to have a dinner like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apjvf9YNzEM

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>> No.9797137

>>9788524
You overdid it. You could have made a sad story about Tubby Toast, but you failed.

>> No.9797160

>>9797093
Rip in pepperonis
F

>> No.9797166

>>9796090
I've actually tried this. He's not bluffing.

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9797417

>>9791814
aw man that curry spaghetti that the takumi fag made turned me into a weeb for a few minutes.

>> No.9797422

>>9792242
seconded

>> No.9797442
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_3WzxpdUc0

>> No.9797497

>>9796617
Elder scrolls > fallout you faggot that's why

>> No.9797503
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9797503

>> No.9797709

>>9797497
I'll fucking fight you

>> No.9797728
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9797728

>>9797497
Get a load of this faggot

>> No.9797760

>>9796857
>>9796855
you just got memed on boys ;^)

>> No.9797765

>>9797497
kill yourself

>> No.9797858
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9797858

Fruit from the tree of might....duh

>> No.9798788
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>> No.9799049

>>9798788
I don't think you wanna eat that.

>> No.9799276

>>9786924
Im not a fagget but ann the shit they ate in Harry Potter's books and movies.
Castlevanias porkchops
>>9786940
But we are in simulation so maybe it is.

>> No.9799278
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9799278

>>9786924

>> No.9799315

>>9798788
oh shit, this reminded me of the best Ninja Sex Party song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcaRdNQPznc

>> No.9799317

>>9797858
>Have one bit
>Doesn't want to eat it all
Faggot

>> No.9799320

>>9796090
When I was little I used to pick the petals and suck the tiny bit of sweetness out of them. Was bretty good.

>>9793470
It's liquid flame.

>>9796617
Doesn't that give you radioactive piss?

>>9796672
>>9796782
How is it compared to Farscape?

>> No.9800306

>>9799049
Sure I do, just take the sun dried tomatoes off. They're bad anyway.

>> No.9800312

>>9800306
You can't just disassemble the Broodwich.

>> No.9800372
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9800372

I would totally go for the tank shaped deserts from GuP

but only if it's in a cafe that delivers stuff to your table on a remote controlled tank carrier

>> No.9800410

>>9800372
Making desserts shaped like tanks shouldn't be too hard for a good pastry chef, but the RC car delivery system would add a ton of overhead to the restaurant. I dont see any track in that picture, so that means they either need someone to properly steer the car through the place in addition to all their other duties, which is going to lead to spilled food and delays in delivery, or they need someone/several someones whose only job is to operate a bunch of RC cars delivering to a bunch of tables at once.

>> No.9800426
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9800426

that slop they ate with bread or whatever on No Escape

shit looked bretty good desu

>> No.9800437

>>9788524
This cant be real

>> No.9800451

>>9800437
It's not, anon is a liar

>> No.9800482

>>9796555
Commies confirmed moon landing right there and there.
All opposition to it was strictly from the west.

>> No.9800491
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>>9800410
He included the RC part because themed cafes are a thing. Of course they made all of them real things you could buy somewhere in Tokyo.
The real problem is the RC car.

>> No.9800504

>>9788524
these replies are really cringe.

>> No.9800508

>>9800491
Indeed. If you wanted to simplify the issue you could have a revolving sushi bar-type setup of tank-looking platters moving on a track, but then people would have to wait for their order to come around instead of getting it brought directly to them as soon as its ready.

>> No.9800514

>>9800491
I actually didn't know that was a thing, but yeah the RC car would still probably be the biggest problem, the only way I could see it is some sort of computerized Scalextric style guiding route with switches for each table.

>> No.9800598

>>9800410
>I dont see any track in that picture
Look to the right of the table, there is a road. Still stupid but it's no harder than the sushi conveyor belt places.

>> No.9800609
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>>9800598
I meant like a track as in something that the tank is affixed to and can run more or less on its own. Even if there's a road network throughout the restaurant especially for the RC cars, they still require more attention than just hitting a switch and letting the little thing trundle over to the customer.

>> No.9800614
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9800614

Butterbeer

>> No.9800615
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9800615

>>9788271
Legendary Donuts

>> No.9800631

>>9788524
If you stopped at the gift giving, or the crying or the breakfast it would be believable but as others have said, a truly abusive father wouldn’t turn around and take the time to place hateful messages that the kid shouldn’t even be able to really read yet on all the toys. Thoughtfully hateful messages that correspond to the individual you, no less

>> No.9800637

>>9789086
Nearly everything shown is a real food that you could make. Myconid is the only fictional ingredient.

>> No.9800645

>>9791728
How long did it take you to find that picture?

>> No.9800648

>>9792035
>Advertising worked

>> No.9800665

>>9793392
>wanting to eat children
Come have a seat please... my name is Chris Hansen.

>> No.9800671

>>9794100
What show/movie is this from? That kid looks gross.

>> No.9800672

>>9788074
I take it you haven't seen Swee's recipe.

>> No.9800674

>>9794316
How is that fictional and how is it food?

>> No.9800678

>>9800672
sea pickals

>> No.9800685

>>9794089
>Doesn't know what lard is

>> No.9800689

>>9799320
LEXX is shit compared to most everything. The only good parts are the sexy chick in the first 1-3 episodes or however many she was in and the nude shower scene. Farscape is lightyears better.

>> No.9800691

>>9796816
>chicken
>PINK slime

Pink slime pertains to the beef products because it is “red meat” hence where the “pink” comes from. Thus, not chicken.

>> No.9800694

>>9799320
You DON'T want glowing piss?

>> No.9800697

>>9797093
Really? I wonder what the original tasted like compared to the delicious trans fat abomination we have today?

>> No.9800710

>>9800410
How do they get it on top of the table to begin with if they don’t hand-deliver it in the truck?

>> No.9800712

>>9800410
>>9800710
>>9800598
Oops, sorry, missed that it was a road in the windowsill.

>> No.9800721

>>9800491
Make it a Roomba concealed within the body of a tank. It could just bounce around and deliver stuff to whomever without hiring extra staff.

>> No.9800725

>>9800721
If that were anything like most of those vacuum drones on the market, those being seated in the corner would be fucked.

>> No.9800779

>>9797131
I hear they taste like the ones from krusty burger

>> No.9800791

>>9800779
Oh no, they're an old family recipe.

>> No.9800824

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus :) haha

fictional foods i want to try? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>> No.9800869

>>9800824
epic trole

>> No.9800879

>>9787679
Nah, it uses childrens cough syrup

>> No.9800914

>>9790748
Yeah but moon sugar is actually sweet and sugary.
Imperials use it to sweeten their kwama eggs.

Which is the food I'd like to try. Because its essentially a big ol sour gummy bear in egg shape with a tint of bitter.

>> No.9800929

>>9792733
Don't they taste bland as fuck though, bordering on not even being good?
You can't even eat more than one without becoming obese.

>> No.9800956

>>9800671
The League of Gentlemen

>> No.9800983

>>9796784
You could have just done a reverse image search
click the little purple arrow by the post number

>> No.9801090
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Khlav Kalash

>> No.9801177
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9801177

These giant sandwiches always looked so tasty especially after a hard day of solving mysteries and smoking chronic.

>> No.9801198
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>> No.9801229

>>9791694
Isn’t that essentially a Mango

>> No.9801274
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9801274

>>9801177
>not really possible to make sammich by shufflling the meat, bread, cheese and lettuce like a deck or cards

Why live

>> No.9801300

>>9801274
That's an abstract kinda feel, yet I feel it too.

>> No.9801329

>>9788524
lol no

>> No.9801350
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>> No.9801371

That chicken joint from rockos modern life.

>> No.9801566
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>>9801198
This, I imagine the magic potion tastes pretty nice too.

>> No.9801571

>>9796782
hmm, That actually seems like it could be good.

>> No.9801602

>>9799317
ikr 1 hitter pussy

>> No.9801651

>>9788259
Every 7/11 I've been to has donuts just like that. They're good.

>> No.9801858
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9801858

What was so delicious in that beaner soup

>> No.9801903
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9801903

New England boiled coconut

>> No.9802036
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9802036

>>9799278
This is the thing.
I kept stacks of these and had the buff up almost continuously.

I liked to be able to mine and world pvp at the same time.
Also helpful for avoiding sneak attacks, not just executing them.

>> No.9802039

>>9797093
There is a Frozen Food HOF?

>> No.9802075
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9802075

GAR
MON
BOZIA
(pain and suffering)

>> No.9802249

>>9797078
Want to try my donut? ;)

>> No.9802264

>>9801177
You ever try making one of those as a kid? What a disgusting mess.

>> No.9802645

>>9800614
Cream soda + butterscotch snaaps + vanilla extract anon. Cream optional.

You're welcome.

>> No.9802728

>>9791837
My nigga
I liked how the descriptions changed for hq versions of food to make them should more appetizing.

>> No.9802917
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9802917

>>9801090
It's basically donner meat.

>> No.9803844

>>9800685
Yeah, a very expensive animal fat, you will never eat anything fried with lard unless you go to a fine restaurant or make it at home.

>> No.9804485

>>9797131
Those don't look like steamed clams

>> No.9804547

>>9797131
I love these. Growing up in upstate New York, we'd all love to gather around the campfire after playing hoopsketball all afternoon and pull up to a hoosegow full of steamed hams. Then we'd relax and watch the northern lights with our food.

>> No.9804566

>>9788288
sup fellow AZfag. those are great donuts. side note, i'm pretty sure the company is owned by Asians, hence the bubble tea and stuff. way ahead of its time desu

>> No.9804572

>>9803844
why are you so obsessed with posting this? you live somewhere shitty we get it

>> No.9804611
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>>9802039
I was thinking the same thing? Wtf.

>> No.9804654

>>9786924
mana

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>>9791828
/cock/ was fun

>> No.9804684

>>9796672
It had some great episodes. The pacing was sometimes unbearable.

>> No.9804730

Tree stars

>> No.9804927
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9804927

>>9803844
Wow, so fancy and expensive.

>> No.9804929

>>9801229
THEYRE NOT MANGOES

THEYRE NOT APPLES

THEYRE. WAMPA. FRUIT.

>> No.9804952

>>9786924
Red or blue potion.

>> No.9804956

Rare Candy from Pokemon.

>> No.9805155
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9805155

whatever Japari Buns are, I want some

>> No.9805439

Edd's good burger sauce. The manner sister hamburgers. The chum from chum bucket. Cartoon pizza that has color errors so the cheese is red and the pepperoni is yellow.

>> No.9805461
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9805461

Basically any fucking dish that appears in Toriko.

>> No.9805528

>>9805461
That's just a steak nigga.

>> No.9805969
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>>9786924
I want an ADVENT burgers

>> No.9806035

>>9801858
it had the delicious taste of murder

>> No.9806061
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9806061

>> No.9806355
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9806355

>> No.9807447

>>9788144
anybody that doesn't say ambrosia is a prick

>> No.9807454

>>9806061
I haven’t thought about this game for a long, long time. Thank you for posting this.

>> No.9807480

>>9806061
>1P
>3CP's

truly a sad sight

>> No.9807706

>>9788074
I heard the krabby patty is a veggie burger because i heard that it doesn't have any meat in it.

>> No.9807722
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9807722

them burple nurples from chowder

>> No.9807786

>>9794461
It's literally just a fucking sandwhich

>> No.9807979

>>9801651
That because they were originally made for promoting The Simpsons Movie, 7/11 just decided to keep them due to them selling really well. Too bad they're not double glazed anymore.

>> No.9808794
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>play Space Station 13 on /vg/ autism
>roll Security every round because I like to torture myself
>Security officers are actually healed by eating donuts unlike everyone else
>nom donuts to heal the blunt damage from getting robusted in the face with a toolbox
>next day IRL buy a 4x of donuts at the supermarket because jesus fuck I am thirsty for these fuckin donuts
>take IRL bites of donut every time I eat them ingame
>next level immersion achieved

>> No.9808799

>>9808794
*honking intensifies*

>> No.9808804
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9808804

>> No.9810019
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>>9808804
>whole fish
>pasta
>egg
>whole lobster with shell on
>mysterious pink sheets of something

>> No.9810125

youtube.com/watch?v=gbVJv9awVZg
i'd rather just eat like 6 lbs of ground beef with cheese mixed in, at least that way you can actually eat like a fucking pig

>> No.9810136
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9810136

Not really fictional since someone had to manufacture this monstruosity.
i wouldn't have to eat for like a week after this grease filled big nigga of a burger

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>> No.9810758

>>9788380
Everyone's just going to ignore that this person took an Otter to a donut place?

>> No.9810932

>>9810758
Otter as in animal or otter as in male body type?

>> No.9810954
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9810954

>>9802728
The Vana'diel is strong in this one.

>> No.9810975
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9810975

>thread is about fictional foods
>90% of posters have gone full reddit and are just picking normal foods that happened to have been drawn in cartoon form

>> No.9811066

>>9804547
What hoosegow did you go to? I'm from Yutica and I've never been to a good steamed ham joint.

>> No.9811100

>>9786924
Why does it all look so burnt?

>> No.9811212

>>9810975
>i'm pissed off 'cause you guys didn't mention butterbeer, dagnabbit!

>> No.9811482

>>9786924
As I kid I thought they were burnt pancakes

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>>9791728

>> No.9811734

>>9811719
...clever

>> No.9811741

Grish fritters with noga seeds!
All for me!

>> No.9811826

>>9786924
Lembas bread
Grox meat
Edward's turkish delight
Estus...liquid thing

>> No.9812139

>>9788074
Me too

>> No.9812152
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9812152

>>9811719
I really don't like how most of the character in Bambi are male but seem very female.

>> No.9812498

>>9805528
Steak from giant crocogater. Croc is fucking amazing by itself so that steak would be sex.

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>> No.9812508

>>9789182
bechamel senpai

>> No.9812513

>>9788524
unlucky lad

>> No.9812521

>>9788423
It's vegan filled, so you know what that means...

>> No.9812844

>>9786924
my mothers famous roast chicken. she died delivering me.

>> No.9812882

>>9801858
God, something about that soup or the way heat ate it has always disgusted me.

The bread looked quite good though

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>>9797131

>> No.9813068

>>9806061

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9813304
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9813304

>>9796816
>Pink slime
>chicken byproduct
>ever being compared to delicious tubby custard

atrocious

>> No.9813450

>>9789904
Didn't binging with boobish attempt these?

>> No.9813460
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9813460

>>9794461
Anon do I have good news for you

>> No.9813471
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9813471

I've been wondering what a Tau steak would taste like. I bet the Ethereals are nicely marbled.

>> No.9813589

>>9806061
1 vs coms master race

these always looked so good

>> No.9813618

>>9792527
And tranqs, don’t forget those.

>> No.9814368
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9814368

Roast Beast

>> No.9814847

>>9812152
they are children....

>> No.9814855

>>9814847
Not in the second half of the movie.

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>> No.9814920

>>9813460
>only meat is one thin slice of ham

why even bother

>> No.9815955
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9815955

>>9804927
That’s costly when you need 250 lbs a week to cook doughnuts in.

>> No.9815995

>>9788524
Embarrassing.

>> No.9816038

>>9788074
Isn't the patty made out of imitation crab meat

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9816047

>>9788524

>> No.9816061

>>9796701
Tubby Custard you uncultured faggot

>> No.9816421

>>9787679
It has anything but beer

>> No.9816466
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9816466

I always thought these tasted like the bland bread you find in MRE's

>> No.9816470
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9816470

>>9816466
Also the meat from One Piece

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9817031

>> No.9817888

>>9814890
No