/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9784717

Got a few for Christmas

>>9784717
WATER

>gamer fuel

Shit is literally cringe. You're playing video games, not doing lifting/cardio.

>>9784719
Is that just 8 different cans of flavored chips that are suppose to taste like Thanksgiving meals? Is it any good?

Some coffee and coke with some rum for extra fun.

>>9784722
Candy corn is the worst candy ever invented and you're a faggot with the most garbage taste imaginable if you enjoy it.

I usually make a few of these bad boys before hopping on PUBG

>>9784717
Steam rice and veggies, with some chicken breast. Usually I take a break from gaming when I eat. Eating and gaming at the same time is odd.

>>9784720
Good taste.

>>9784723
the mind needs fuel more than the body you dumb ape.

>>9784717
Used to be water and spearmint candy (the white and green circular ones)
Then water and twizzlers
Then water and pretzel rods
Now it's water and a cup of coffee

>>9784728
>Eating that
>Actually enjoying it
>Plays PUBG

You do realize I'm going to have to destroy you now.

>>9784731
enjoy your calcified pineal gland.

>>9784730
>Gassing out while playing video games.

Here is your (You). Go for a walk

>>9784732
>showing hand
>no nigger hand
Wtf are you doing?

>>9784735
kill yourself

>>9784735

>>9784728
Good shit. Have you tried it with lettuce on the sandwich? That's how I was given those growing up

>>9784728
anon your mayo is expired

>>9784745
wat

>>9784740
>Skittles
>Not M&M's

I never liked skittles, not sure why they're so popular. What even are skittles? It's like some gummy candy that has no real taste to me. I use to enjoy sucking on them until they turned white and then I'd spit them out. I only did that because I enjoyed the flavoring on the shell but not the candy itself.

>>9784746
It just adds a little extra flavor

>>9784745
Jesus fucking Christ

>>9784745
Of course the spic spikes the ball in to the American's head.

>>9784746
lmao

>>9784727
>Candy corn is the worst candy ever invented
No.

>>9784745
wtf i love borders n shit now

>>9784742

>>9784748

>>9784753
This.

>>9784745
>no homo, sis

>>9784721
Ok what the fuck is this.

>>9784745
Did they even try to make it look like the food was real

>>9784746
its the best buy date not the expiration date silly.


Doesnt mean its dangerous to eat just wont taste the way the company desires it.

>>9784745
I-is this the apex ad?

>>9784758
Wait what? I can fantasise about kissing cute guys without being gay or is this only for girls? This could change everything...

>>9784757
>TFW I live in Texas
>Absolutely DESPISE candy corn with a white hot rage

This state has shit taste in everything, hopefully I can afford to move to a state with good taste in candy.

>>9784759
Kids today never grew up with funky fries and purple/green ketchup...

>>9784717
Oh hey, it's this thread with the same images used in a similar thread before. Funny.

>>9784760

>>9784721
what ever happened to those i remember seeing them for like a year then they were gone

>>9784745
Jesus christ Hardees what the fuck?

>>9784760
But why though

>>9784766
Whats up tx bro. I also think candy corn is shit.

>>9784757
>eating candy in 2017

>>9784745
>This was allowed to air on television

How?

>>9784768
oh look it's a cute anime reaction image with words from another reaction image shopped in. funny

>>9784760
IT'S RAW

>>9784755

>>9784763
Hardee's/carl's JR

>>9784757
Uh, Tootsie rolls, seriously? What the fuck is this based on?

>>9784772
That's some shitty looking eggs and coffee, damn.

>>9784773
What does it taste like?

>>9784784
like estrogen

>>9784784
nu-male'y

>>9784765
Only for girls.

>tfw I see straight girls hugging, kissing and grabbing eachothers butts and tits all the time at school
They know exactly what they're doing to my dick.

>>9784784
The future.

>>9784782
Fuck you Tootsie rolls are great.

>>9784784
Probably like milk I'd imagine, or it has the consistency of milk.

>>9784745
thanks hardees

>>9784785
Chinese "people"

>>9784727
Its not the worst when tootsie rolls exist

>>9784760
literally spat at my screen when i saw the watermelon, jesus christ my sides

r8 my delicious cake

>>9784792
>contemporary western cuisine

water and sometimes a half a stalk of celery if i'm feeling particularly risky

>>9784792
Is that suppose to be like a macaroni pizza casserole? Looks good not gonna lie.

>>9784799
oh god not cooking with jack

>>9784796
I'd rather eat toosie rolls over candy corn, and yes I've had both. Tootsie rolls tasted way better to me.

>>9784758
Where's that from? Is there more?

>>9784798
Why did you put potatoes on top?
Is this a europoor thing?

>>9784802
i think it's suppose to be like pizza macaronia and cheese. i'd try it desu

>>9784798
Looks like quite the Delicia.

>>9784717
I drink water. You stupid fuck.

>>9784792
I like cheese and all but goddamn I hate when people drench macoroni in cheese. I want it to be pretty even between the two not soupy.

>>9784798
9/10


-1 for No chocolate milk

>>9784808
UMA

>>9784745
They do this at the border wall

>>9784792
That looks pretty good, maybe a bit too much cheese for my tastest though.

>>9784808
I wonder if it's actually delicia, the braces man seems to like it

>>9784804
Who the fuck actually would think this is good? Except for that one autistic person making it.

>>9784807
that's a banana

>>9784784

When I tried it it tasted like Life cereal milk.

>>9784745
Makes me proud to be American desu.

>>9784819
Its a potato, bananas are long and yellow

>>9784793

>>9784821
Can a mexican please explain your food to me? I don't understand these webms, like literally it all looks disgusting as fuck to me.

>>9784823
have you ever eaten a banana?

>>9784770
they didnt sell well, because most people dont like eating purple stuff, even though it tasted literally the same as normal ketchup

>>9784757
Bullshit chart. I work a dollar store in AL and have never ONCE seen anybody buy airheads. m&ms on the other hand sell like crazy and snickers are our most frequently sold out item in the entire store.

Self sustaining gamer
Wake up, become your own gamer fuel

just some cheese slices right now

>>9784823
Is this bait? A banana is long and yellow when you buy it but when you remove the peel and slice it up it doesn't look like that at all. The banana itself is white, but the peel is yellow.

Surely you're not that retarded.

>>9784728

>peter pan peanut butter

huh, that really made me think

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>>9784826
>>9784831
can any /ck/ek solve this problem?

>>9784808
Jokes on you br food is actually delicious

>>9784825

Have you ever noticed mexican food is just the same shit over and over again? Beans, cheese, tortilla chips/shells, ground beef, salsa, peppers, onions. They basically just eat variations of tacos and nachos

>>9784840
for me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>9784845
The fuck is that chalk on top?

>>9784830
Please don't tell me that's you slicing through that.

>holes in knife
>slicing through plastic
>that bright yellow block of cheddar
You americans are disgusting. At least its "sharp" or mature.

>Mods can move threads

Holy shit wat? When did they implement this feature?

>/ck/
HAHAHA

>>9784825
Looks like prison food

>>9784857
please lurk for at least 2 years before posting

>>9784854

Looks like those canned hotdogs

My partner at work would eat those everyday. He would dump the juice on the ground near us and it would leave this horrible stench everytime. I gagged all the time

We out here

>>9784798
It was delicious. Thank you for the meal

>>9784854
>>9784869
>Canned hotdogs

They're Vienna sausages you retarded inbred fuck. Also they're tasty as fuck, faggots.

>>9784871
If only I could find these.

>>9784745
Based Hardee's

>>9784830

>sharp cheese vs blunt knife

>>9784877

>>9784882
>Autistic manchild tries to make a corndog

>>9784882
>deep fry in a pan
>not hot enough to deep fry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>9784895
well how else would you do it idiot you dont want to get burned

>>9784760
Emmy is too pure for this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>9784825
>>9784843
That's American cuisine, not Mexican.

>>9784904
This is the only thing he made that I would try, just because it looks good to me.

>>9784853
what is that even supposed to be

Watching Jack cook fills me with comedic joy for a few seconds and then murderous rage for the remainder of the video.

>>9784759
>>9784767
Underage as shit.

>>9784846
Can't argue with that. Shit's fucking delicious.

>>9784927
Here's a cooked whale penis

>>9784927
Is that meatloaf surprise? Or whatever it's called. I saw that on a prison food show once. They basically take a bunch of leftover meats and make one giant disgusting loaf that they serve to inmates.

It taste pretty bad if I remember correctly.

>>9784825
south texan here its more about the flavor than looks
i sometimes find myself just throwing randoms shit in a pot cooking and eating it

>>9784785
The thing is can't this thing be actually dead but it just moves? Like it's not struggling for life because it's mentally dead but it's just like the work of electricity in the corpse?

>>9784931
What did he pour into his eye? And why did he do it?

>>9784853
>he doesn't cook his eggs in motor oil

>>9784925
fried eggs
you save the oil from frying other things (bacon, french fries, etc) over the years and reuse it for flavor when you fry other things. picks up more flavor along the way.

cinnamon
because he already had pinkeye and thought "fuck it"

>>9784947
>>9784965

>>9784799
This is the rare case when Jack's would be better because the eggs aren't overdone like the commercial.

>>9784728
is this real or an inside joke?
americans can't really be eating that, right?

>>9784755
>eventhorizon.gif

>>9784830
>keep it straight, you fat fuck

>>9784880
Is he grating chocolate on that?

>>9784825
Guess shes trying to do "Chilaquiles" wich are nothing like this. Its just the tortilla chips, chicken, with red sauce and a bit of cream. Adding cheese to every fucking thing is a Chicano Food thing, wich has nothing to do with mexican food.

>>9784965
Why... why is the phone in the meat containers? Why are those even near the grill? Did he just pull the meat straight from them and slap them on the grill?

>>9784889
Okay that actually looks delicious.

just watched the jack $50 thanksgiving video

how has he not died from all the fucking butter he uses

>>9785011
balanced diet

>>9785011
>how has he not died from all the fucking butter he uses
In a couple videos he talked about how his blood work is pretty bad and that he's had a stroke.

>>9785016
>blind baking without weighing down or puncturing the crust

>>9784931
Is he literally insane?

>>9785032
I believe the answer to this is yes
He is fucked in the head

>"gaming" after the age of 18
So easy to spot the numale millennials.

anyone got the dead fly webm?

>>9785045
Will he upload the video where he inevitably chops off a finger?

>>9784814
DELICIA

>>9784919
>>9784916
who is this guy and why cant he cook?

>>9785073
yes >>9785052

>>9784878
>tasty as fuck
more like trashy as fuck you mong. Theyre literally soaked in canned urine

>>9784859
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
You americans are really the most disgusting person of the world. Right behind Indiands though

>>9785088
>Didn't even clean the grill
>Just fucking threw the hotdogs onto a dirty grill

For what purpose?

>>9785133
That's disaster preparation food, like to have after a storm and you need food and water supplies for a few days or weeks. It says "cavefood.com", "families prepare", "storage". It's not an every day food people eat. Plus, it's just congealed fat from the beef. That happens on a number of different foods that have fat in them that solidifies at room temperature.

>>9784979
this amerimongrel slob is so filthy

>>9785008
>56% face

>>9785097
>When you fuck up so badly you accidentally make a non-Newtonian fluid

>>9784735
OHHH YES!!

>>9784717
Gamer fuel= frozen microwave hotpockets + mountain dew. Tell me more about how you'll be a pro e-sports athlete, just like those guys on tv every Friday night, mom!

>>9784717
>I'm totally going to be a hulky star like those guys on tv, mom! I really can make a shit of my life, if you just give me more microwaved foods, and cable television, and WH40k minuatures to paint!

>>9784945
Neurons are still firing through the nervous system. That's why it's still twitching.

>>9784755

>scientifically proven

>>9785095
To be fair, that watermelon thing is bullshit

>>9784825
Mexicans were thrust into the modern world thanks to america. They went from eating dirt to being obsessed with snack foods, like children

>>9784745
This shit probably fuels braindead americans obsessions with wanting illegal immigrants to border jump

>>9785364
>>9785384
Isn''t Daddy Donald handing out handjobs today?

>>9784992
AYE MAMI

>>9785008
Where is all of that fluid coming from?

>>9784889
>flipping Salmon
>ever
>no skin on the other side

jesus fucking christ

>>9784755
>gyroscoping gyro

>>9785422
He probably put peppers on it and barely cooked them so they're still full of water

>>9784785
that fish just isn't dead straight up

>>9784889
would eat

>>9784947
Cayenne pepper and water. He thought it would cure his pink eye. He gets pink eye a lot.

>>9784794
S-sauce?

>>9784745
This is objectifying women

>>9784765
You could be bisexual or just enjoy the act of kissing

>>9784974
People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to post

>>9784727
>>9784796
Did you guys forget about these?

>>9785606
whoever thought mixing peanut butter and mayo was not retarded and disgusting?
56er mongrels were a mistake

>>9785269
But what I was getting at is that it's dead though, right?

>>9785088
>Hebrew national
Oy vey

>>9785572
bait

>>9785660
>cant tell between bait and obvious sarcasm

>>9785097
non newtonian

Back when I was a 400lber and really into vidya (I had to quit for my health) I used to LOVE this 'game fuel' bullshit and had several of my own recipes, all named after games I enjoyed.

>Grilled Cheese Halo
Basically took a bagel, cut in half, buttered heavily and filled with slices of cheese then made a grilled cheese. HOWEVER to represent Halo I covered it in little blue gummy candy (to represent sticky grenades) and ate with a knife and fork, coated in cake frosting to look like energy swords

>The Orange Snack Box
Basically filled a cardboard box with cheetos, grated orange cheese, sweetened apricots, and reeses peanut butter cups (packaging was orange), washed down with store brand orange soda

>Metal Beer Solid 2 Yums of Liberty
Snack cakes fried in a sugar and beer glaze

>Grand Theft Eato
This was just a store bought cheesecake with 'GTA' spelled out on top in M&Ms, nothing creative just an excuse to eat an entire cheesecake every day

>Left4Bread
A big stack of bread (like 10 or 11 slices) each coated with things that look like zombie skin (ie fried chicken skin, marmalade with chocolate chips mixed in etc)

Haven't played videogames sincee 2013

>>9785668
bait

>>9784832
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

>>9785683
How much do you weigh now?

>>9784799
The pan did match up to the commercial though. Eggs slid right out

>>9784717

>>9785715
300lbs

>>9785056
kys baiting cuck

>>9785683

>Metal Beer Solid 2 Yums of Liberty

ehehehe

>>9784738
Some games are mentally exhausting to play, especially fast paced war games. Maybe you should play something other than braindead cowadoody or Skyrim.

>>9784874
Chili cheesesteak dog?

>>9785072

Here:
>>9785003

>>9784817
>>9784842
Eating monkey brains will literally make you go insane and die

>>9785011
Hotel worker here. Our hotel's restaurant keeps winning awards for it's food, and their secret is just fry everything in half a pound of butter.

>>9786049
prion diseases take years to develop, sometimes entire decades if you are genetically resistant

>>9784882

Damn you Archimedes

>>9784818
I'd try it. Sounds kind of good actually

>>9784825
That is nasty af American food. Store bought salsa and corn chips with heaps of bagged cheese? Disgusting. Only legit thing in that recipe is the enchilada sauce (think that's El Pato).

>>9784825

>>9784736
Just look for the S&M's

>>9784757
oh shit minnesota comin in hot with the BEST TASTE aw yeah and my little nigga hawaii too high five you dog eating fucks

>>9784827
No it didn't it tasted like dogshit.
I had it and it was fucking awful.

>>9784792
That will definitely clog you up for a few days.

>>9786286
it and the green variety were literally just ketchup with different food coloring in them instead of the red dye you absolute fool. there was no difference. you were probably just six and thought it tasted worse because of the color.

>>9785988
Spotted one.

>>9784887
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS INCOMPETENT

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING IN THIS WEBM TRIGGERS ME

>>9785552
Who would have fucking thought

>>9784745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfQ84gCoGd4

>>9785568
>made with caffeinated cheese

My average dinner 10 years ago when I was a WoWfag. Always covered with a thick layer of sour cream and washed down with a few cans of Mtn Dew Voltage or Welch's grape soda.

>>9784929
Keep in mind that in one month people born in the year 2000 will be 18 years old.

>>9784792

>>9786286
I tested this shit in elementary school for a science fair. Tested about 50 people. Once blindfolded, no one knew the difference and only bitched when they saw it before they ate it. You're full of shit.

>>9785004
what the fuck is happening

>>9784780
Twat is this

>>9784784
1.0 tasted like pancake batter

>>9784897
Why does he look so angry?

>>9786657
he thinks it's the pan's fault that he can't cook omlettes

>>9786661
Then turn the heat up.
Holy shit it's not even the pan's fault and he's getting pissy at it

>>9785568
977404/f66d3080c4/

>>9784784
It tastes like cereal milk, basically.

Jack reminds me so much of my bf, I don't know how they mess things up so consistently

>>9784745
wtf i love mexico now

Did no one see nerdy show Doritos crunch mix and gamer fuel tropical smash cereal Style get it

>>9786762
wanna try that again?

>>9786770
Might as well I mean did anybody catch the nerdy Show Network nerdy Show podcast episode named toxic nut soup where in the hosts are brave enough to try putting Doritos Cool Ranch crunch mix in a bowl and pouring Mountain Dew game Fuel tropical smash over it and then eating it cereal Style. the episode was hilarious and it sounds hideous

>>9784988
oh god

>>9784721
Those make your poop blue.

>>9785029
>that split second where he stops chewing because he realized he fucked up

>>9785088
>hold up for my niggas that be thinkin we soft

>>9784727
Homemade candy corn is god-tier

>>9784762
>best buy date
>best buy

>>9784849
the. sticker. is. not. offfff.

>>9784755
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8

Just play this while watching that webm

>>9784791
Is that incase?

>>9786121
Real mexican food isn't much better though.

>>9784855
How about our take on yorkshire pudding?

>>9785546
>>9785010
That was only the first part, he still has to finish cooking it in the oven :^)
https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE?t=447

>>9787105
Was that amount of butter really needed

>>9784943
956 or 361?

>>9784988
The fucking cow is still alive. STOP.

>>9785146
why not just stock up with MRE's?

>>9785021

>>9784760
god has left us

>>9787066
That's every country though. Every country has garbage teir street food. Including the U.S.
>that'll be 8.50 for your avocado filled donut plus tip
disgusting

>>9784859

>>9788075
What are you talking about, bay area california and nyc food is not even american.
You can consider US states as different countries, do you forget how large america is?
It takes me 2 hours to drive 3 counties over and that is on the east coast where counties are smaller.
America is damn near as big as all of Europe and thats just one country,

Fuck im mad about nothing, and hate avocados. They are for guacamole and thats all.
Damnit
ahhh
fuck

>>9784717
eat regular food you fuck. fuck.

>>9784785
that is fucked up

>>9784969
are you trying to convey it's because he is retarded?

>>9785097
now that is the funniest fucking gif I have seen on ck

>>9789079
Does it need to be said?