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9778254 No.9778254 [Reply] [Original]

what makes you mad shopping at the grocery store ;^)

>> No.9778258

This thread again

>> No.9778271

>>9778258
What?

>> No.9778741

>>9778254
Clueless fucking idiots not looking where they're going getting in my way and cutting me off like an asshole.
Going to a new supermarket of the same company but its laid out all differently to the one I'm used to.
When the cute girl I smile at doesn't smile back and it makes me feel bad.

>> No.9778751

I know it's cliche but some people need to control their fucking kids

I was shopping earlier today and these kids were racing each other down the middle aisle on the mobility scooters while their mom was picking out frozen pizza

Like for real lady how do you allow that

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>>9778254
>buy one get two free deal on ribs
>price per pound is triple the normal price
How dumb do they think I am?

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Probably finding things that don't belong on certain shelves. Like cabbage behind the Goya. It's like an Easter egg hunt.

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>>9778751
fucking this, happened to me the other day.

>arrive at the store
>entrance is blocked by this woman with a double shithead capacity stroller
>doesn't move because she ran it into the side of the entrance and it takes her half a minute to move it
>old man next to me looks at me with the look of "................."
>finally get inside and she lets her kids loose
>they run around screaming and even though im wearing closed ear buds i can still hear those shits
>move at the same pace around the store as i am
>everytime i walk somewhere the kids are there being shits blocking my way
>when i finally get to the self checkout and pay, the fucking kids are there BLOCKING THE FUCKING EXIT

meanwhile i see another woman enter with a stroller, puts it to the side, and goes shopping without annoying and blocking everyones way

>> No.9778814

Nothing. I go in and find delicious foods at low prices and friendly employees who ask if I need help. Then I check out at self serve and the lady monitoring the machines says thank you have a nice day. Sometimes I thank the employees for having a great store that treats customers and employees right.

>> No.9779463

People who circle the lot looking for a "good" spot

>> No.9779476
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Why do women ram their shopping carts around the store in a full-speed demolition-derby-style charge attack?

>> No.9779483

>>9779476
Because if they stop sick creeps like you would walk up and try to hit on them

>> No.9779488

I live in a college town and the grocery store is always full of qt girls. It's honestly distracting. Where I grew up, grocery stores were always full of soccer moms, old people, and dads on a beer run.

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>>9779483
True though I would probably just stair stepper her ass.

>> No.9779494

>>9778254
having a lot of people around, i usually go on days and times when most people don't go shopping

>> No.9779504

When they don't laugh at my jokes
>they try to ring up an item
>it doesn't ring up
>Guess it must be free then, huh?
>cold stare
Rude.

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>>9779504
>Thank you for shopping at Giant®, do you have a Giant® rewards card today?

>No, just this regular sized one

>> No.9779519

>>9779504
My father has been using the same "This chick is checking me out!" joke at the register for about 20 years now

>> No.9779520

>>9779504
kek

>> No.9779522

when cashier qt scans too slowly for me to consider going into his line

>> No.9779524

The main think that pisses me off is when people just stop right in the middle of the god damn aisle to look at shit or have a lengthy conversation.

I actually went to Costco this morning and they have all the electronics and clothes right in the front as you come in with your cart. Literally every time I go there, there's always this fucking bottleneck caused by multiple shitheads who slowly walk at a snail's pace up the main aisle to get into the rest of the store, staring at all the clothes and electronics, or they just fucking stop and wander off to look at shit, leaving their carts right in the middle of the aisle so everyone else has to move around them while navigating all the rest of the slow as fuck assholes who won't get out of the fucking way so people can get past them. I've also noticed that a large majority of the time, the people doing this shit are all either indian or asian. I went a few weeks ago and this fucking indian family had their cart lengthwise across half of the main aisle right in the front while the husband and wife were standing there yelling at each other in hindu or whatever with their three kids, all of them standing in the other half of the aisle. Meanwhile there's like 10 of us with our carts all backed up, waiting for them to get out of the fucking way. Some guy in front of me pushed their cart to the side to get past and the indian guy got all offended and started getting all in the other guy's face talking to him in some broken english nonsense.

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>>9779524

>> No.9779532

>>9779530
k

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>>9779532
U mad no one's gives a shit about your stupid essay soyboy?

>> No.9779545

>>9779534
Not really. I'm sorry you're too illiterate to read more than one line at a time.

>> No.9779548

>>9779534
No

>> No.9779573

>>9779524
>I've also noticed that a large majority of the time, the people doing this shit are all either indian or asian.
Dated a Poo, married a Gook, fuckers are completely unaware. A man could make a good living stealing IPhones and purses in Chinatown.

>> No.9779630

So here's a question: is there anything that the stores themselves do that piss you off? I ask because I was recently offered the opportunity to take over my local small-town store, and I'm seriously considering it (mostly because the current owners are fucking idiots, but that's besides the point). I'm aware of complaints the locals have, but I feel a broader perspective is a good thing to have so that any changes I might make won't fall into the trap of making the store worse.

>> No.9779660

>>9779630
Stocking at peak hours, leaving pallets in front of selling space while no stocking is happening, and not adequately training staff on what an apple is, or how zucchini and cucumbers are different.

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Why the fuck are people incapable of walking on the right side of the isle? or at least getting the fuck out of the way so people can pass?or pushing their cart to the side so other people can get by? Yesterday i had to venture into a Walmart and some meat mountain was walking in the middle of the isle on the left side barking into her cell phone walking slow as fuck. i really can't deal with this stuff any more and looked at her dead in the eyes and said "scuse' you" and squeezed by slightly bumping into her basket. She probably didn't even notice she was so oblivious to the world around her.

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>need a brick of cheddar for stuff
>find section labelled "CHEESE" but not what I'm looking for
>turns out there is a le artisan smoked gourmet cheese section and a normal cheese section that's on the opposite end of the store
>go to buy canned black beans
>find "BEANS" aisle
>all there is are canned ketchup beans because the normal beans are with the pasta and soup stuff

>> No.9779700

>go to grocery store
>realize it must be food stamp day
>full of brown people loading up carts with individually packaged bags of chips, cookies
>whatever is left over they use on steaks and shrimp and other expensive products

>> No.9779710

>>9779700
I'm convinced that the only reason stores stock so much meat is because of food stamps

>> No.9779746

>>9779700

In Leafistan they just give them money instead of stamps, I've been trapped behind sickly, pale looking women holding up the cashier to spend five minutes picking out and redeeming scratch cards at least a few times

>> No.9779924

>>9779630
Read vvv

>>9779698
Also annoying is brand dedicated aisles that mix random products. Also employees just ambush stocking things on shelves in wrong price tag area, as in the salt free version squeezes itself above the normal version tag, or same with various flavours, so you occasionally grab wrong thing in hurry.

>> No.9779931

>>9778753
As dumb as the average american?

>> No.9779944

>>9779746
Do they not have to leave after buying scratch cards? I've been behind a gang of old ladies in a tiny local shop who would buy/scratch/redeem/repeat at the till. Fucking infuriating.

>> No.9779948

Mexicans

>> No.9779955

>>9779944

What they do is buy the cards one at a time and then just scratch off the stupid strip thing that tells you if it's a winner or not while the cashier is reaching for the next scratch card

If I owned a store I'd tell them it's a fucking drug store checkout not a casino table get your shit and go to the back of the line but I guess it's not a big enough problem for most people to care

>> No.9779966

>>9778254
>be me
>shopping
>young man walks by, sees me
>looks at my empty sleeve and one eye
>says "get better bro"
>takes the last jar of peanut butter

>> No.9779970

When I drop my unicorn frappuccino and the freaking idiet employee of the store excepts me to pick it up my self like shut up stupid ass wagecuck and d o your chob.

>> No.9779974

>>9779524
No shit, it's okay to move their cart. Even if they're standing right there. Just move it. What the fuck are they gonna do? If they start yelling at you just walk the fuck away like you were trying to do in the first place.

>> No.9779975

when the person doing the bagging puts some random item in with the raw meat

>> No.9779983

People who fucking block everything with their gaggle of children and enormous fucking shop-along retard trolley.
>Y'all mind if I have a conversation with someone I ran into so that i can maximize the space I am taking up and not pay any attention to my surroundings?

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>in line at cashier
>old woman who looks like she weighs the same as her age is behind me with a cart
>feel the cart push against my ass
>take a half step forward to make room
>cart bumps me again
>take a big step forward and pretend to not notice anything instead look at the tabloid magazine headlines and impulse buy stuff
>cart is pressing against me again

When I'm 90 I think I'll do this on purpose

>> No.9779996

Poor, obese Mexican women who let their respective litters of poor, obese Mexican children run roughshod all over the store, and then when you run into them at the checkout they're buying a fuckton of Bimbo-brand pastries for their kids and proceed to pay for them via EBT.

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>>9779675
Gain some muscle, my man. The only reason someone walks on the wrong side of an aisle is because they want to project power over a complete stranger.

Post gains, simply stopping and staring at them helps them go back to the proper lane. Without gains, they'll just run right into you. If you are a female, just sue them or get a boyfriend.

>> No.9780006

>>9779675
>i really can't deal with this stuff any more and looked at her dead in the eyes and said "scuse' you"

Also, did you say this in a proper masculine voice, a weak numale whisper, or a weak passive-aggressive harpy squawk?

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>>9779994
She is doing it on purpose.

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>>9780009
Is she going to be okay?

>> No.9780082

>>9778254
Americans shitting themselves in the aisles

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>>9779630
Customers are completely blind and deaf and your store layout should keep this in mind.

If possible have all registers in 1 line, do not stack them 2 deep. Customers are incapable of seeing the registers behind the first row. This goes for self checkout as well. You will need a loud and boisterous employee to direct customers to open self checkout registers.

Keep all like items together if possible like >>9779924
suggests. This makes it easier for stockers and customers. Consider having a store map on your shopping carts.

It's a shitty job but you need to be on your employees when it comes to unloading, especially frozen shit. I have stopped going to certain stores because of too many cases of re-frozen ice cream and partly melted chocolate.

Hygiene is super fucking important. Anyone working the front end needs to bathe and groom themselves every day.
It's mean to say but the majority of Indian people smell like rancid ramen noodles and it's fucking disgusting.
Clean your bathrooms multiple times a day. Check them every hour. Basically just be as clean as possible.

>> No.9780117 [DELETED] 

Old people, niggers, spics, white trash

I will never go into a walmart again

>> No.9780139

>>9778254
>black people
will have their entire family walk in a wall formation and block anyone from getting around them. they will not move an inch even if they see you
>white people
stands in front of the canned tomatoes and ponder for minutes. usually slow
>mexicans
honestly the only tolerable people i see at the grocery store. theyll actually say excuse me if they are in the way

rarely do i have any white women bother saying a word to me unless they think im hot, which i guess is fine. i dig hot moms

>> No.9780190

>>9779994
all you have to do is leave your cart behind you. wala

>> No.9780265

>>9780025
No, she's old, she'll die soon.

>> No.9780277

>>9780190
What a pussy tactic

>> No.9780282

When I see something on sale or clearance but when I check out it rings up as full price so I have to wait for the cashier to call in their master or whoever to confirm it is, in fact, reduced.

>> No.9780291

Phone fucks. You know what I mean, you worthless sacks of shit.

>> No.9780298

When something I usually buy goes on sale, by the time I get there at the weekend it's all sold out. So not only do I not get the sale price, I have to buy some other brand that I didn't want.

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>>9780291
Fun fact: Phone fags purposefully run into others and block others paths. They can see everyone in their periphery and they do it anyways. Its a total power play.

This means you can smash them, guilt-free.

>> No.9780306

>>9779524
>when people just stop right in the middle of the god damn aisle

Every large group of brown people anywhere in the south.

You ALL do this.

>> No.9780307

>>9779944
Perhaps you could tell the cashier to say "Next!" When the sell the scratch cards, so they will start to get the hint...

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>>9778254
people who just stop in the middle of the aisle. get to one fucking side and have some situational awareness if people are getting close so you can let them pass

i also hate people who buy a bunch of produce but then want to go to self checkout, they always take forever to figure out the scale and everything on their. fucking asian college kids especially do this, five of them will be together, get 20 different things in plastic bags with no barcode and just camp out at the self checkout taking forever instead of just waiting in the normal checkout lines.

>> No.9780330

>>9779524
I'd have decked the guy if he got in my face. I don't know how some people manage to just ignore that.

>> No.9780332

>>9779966
You are missing an arm and an eye and that faggot had the deformed balls to tell you that!?

>> No.9780338

>>9780139
>stands in front of the canned tomatoes and ponder for minutes. usually slow
I do this, but I'm usually out of the way when I do. I know how annoying it is for some fat fuck to block an aisle standing 4 feet away from the shelf.

>> No.9780344

>>9780330
Because they don't like spending three nights in jail...

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>>9778254
>Be tall fag
>Always go grocery shopping with mom so she doesn't forget stuff
>Buying my snacks, drinks, and shit
>Kids staring at me cause I look like an orc
>Stared at by employees cause I look like a mix between hobo and school shooter
>Every fucking aisle asked by some old lady or nigress to help grab their shit off the top shelf
>They yell at me when I grab the wrong thing
>MFW it happens every week

>> No.9780348

>>9780344
I guess that's one way of talking yourself out of it, but that's still a lot of willpower.

>> No.9780354

>>9778254
When other people are in the store

>> No.9780374

>>9778254
>buying avacados
>touching them, I want a ripe one obviously
>man looks at me with weird look on his face
>take one more avacado and fondle both of them without breaking eye contact
>he moves on

>> No.9780420

Everything unless I shop at 3am desu
And even then the night shift leaves pallets everywhere

>> No.9780428

>>9780346
Same thing happens to me but I tell them I'm a feminist and we are all equal now and walk away

>> No.9780449

>>9780374
kek

>> No.9780475

The prices
The people
The poor selection

>> No.9780488

>>9778254
>two lines open
>go into the clearly shorter line
>old lady takes forever to find her cards
>decides to have a conversation with the cashier

>meanwhile in the other line the cashier is probably on meth or something scanning at a rate that would make ai shit itself

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9780492

> using the bathroom at the grocery store
> No toilet paper in the dispenser
> I wipe my ass with scratchy ass brown hand towels
> Go back to my cart
> The jester took a shit in it

>> No.9780500

This is more from a worker perspective but,

>customers who stare at you in silence when finished with their transaction until you ask what else they need
>receipt please
You people should know by now our system doesn't print cash receipts automatically because it saves paper, I can't read your fucking mind.

>> No.9780501

>>9780492
Damn, that fucking jester always gets me to

>> No.9780516

>>9780500
>his machine doesn't print receipts regardless
>he doesn't have to hold it out shamefully and ask if the customer wants it
>he doesn't have to crumple it up, holding back tears, as the Chad Customer walks away without saying a word

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>>9780501
Being a grocery store jester is one of the most depressing, alienating experiences you can imagine. We take our small pleasures where we can find them.

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>store has a line setup in aisle for self-checkouts
>don't notice it and just jump in front of 5+ people
>nobody says anything

>> No.9780539

>>9779514
I no longer live near any Giant stores but if I did, and heard someone bust out that line, I'd laugh audibly

>> No.9780541

1 small aisle with 2 cashiers at the end. I only had one small item and the line in the aisle was quite long. I thought perhaps there were already 2 lines (which works much faster) and decided to walk up ahead to check. Some cunt who was at the front suddenly looks at me with disgust and starts accusing me for skipping while I wasn't even doing anything. I apologize and head to the back, explained to her that I thought perhaps there were two lines since there are two cashiers.

Several minutes later several people in front of me are kind of complaining cause only one cashier sells medication and due to this messed up system they have to wait in line longer since everyone up ahead cannot make up which cashier to pick. And then people complain to me about it and I have to complain back that it isn't my fucking problem but everyone else's that cannot make up their fucking mind.

>> No.9780542

>>9780516
I'm not so autistic that I don't ask them if they want it first.

>> No.9780559

>>9780542
Clearly you weren't trained very well, store bitch. Where I'm from, we make your kind bag the groceries too.

>> No.9780562

>be me
>going to store with black acquaintance
>says he hates it when they check his bags even though they have cameras everywhere
>he fills up an entire cart with shit
>goes to check out
>"can we check your bags sir"
> he asks them why they didnt check the bags of the person infront of them
>"its a random search"
>he just walks past them and leaves the cart there for them to put back in

>> No.9780584

>>9780517
Some day you should get a real job as a range jester.
Those faggots seem to have all the fun.

>> No.9780592

Short Mexican and Asian customers who run into you when they walk by you.
I get hip checked by these gremlins like five times a goddamn day when working.

>> No.9780614

>>9780592
You apparantly look girlish, so they're probably just flirting. You probably look like the guy who I walked up behind at krogers who was diminutive with a nice girlish butt and hair down to his ass and I said, "excuse me ma'am, do you know where..." and he turned around and it was a guy.

>> No.9780618

>>9779997
Do they feel in charge?

>> No.9780620

>>9780592
Then grow some hips, lanklet

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>old lady starts a conversation with an unwilling cashier

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I browse the Chans at the store. When i see this thread i get mad

>> No.9780632

>>9778254
seeing all the fat people

>> No.9780690

>>9778254
I work at a mid-level national chain in southern FL.
We have quite a few northerners this time of year.
They tend to park their carts in the middle of narrow aisles and wander around to forage for their purchases.
They have a tendency to stop and look around, oblivious to other shoppers.
They stare to the side as they push forward
They look lost, I ask if they need help, they decline; cue them wandering around for half an hour looking for something that they passed several times.
Hamfamilies walking across aisles like they're on Sex in the Piggy
Conversations that block entire aisles, oblivious to other shoppers
People who look back and see they're blocking you and then look away continuing to block you (cunts)
Elderly in the early stages of dementia
Young trash sloppily shoplifting
People with litters of kids running and screaming (usually hispanics, but sometimes blacks and whites too)
People who scream at their kids in the store
Babies who scream bloody murder for some reason
People who put cold items on dry shelves
People who eat grapes and cherries - especially the ones who eat the pits and spit them all over the store
Chicken bones behind merchandise
Half-empty energy drinks
People who walk in with bags and get caught shoplifting, only to scream and protest that they weren't when they're escorted out empty handed
Food Stamp Days: junk food and frozen dinners instead of low-priced bulk meats and rices and beans and stuff
People who drop half their EBT on soda
People who puff clouds of vape all over the aisles
People who apologize when they ask me where something is - yeah, it's a lame job that barely pays but I don't mind doing it effectively
People who pay in exact change but spend five minutes digging it out
People who abandon their full carts in the middle of the store
Saturdays
The jester putting eggs in the open cash drawer when I'm not looking so they smash as soon as I close it

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>>9780517

>> No.9780803

>>9780562
What store fucking checks people’s bags?

>> No.9780823

>>9778751
This.
If there were 18+ grocery stores around I would exclusively shop at them.
Fuck kids and even more fuck parents who can't keep control of their little satan spawns.

>> No.9780826

>>9780420
> I shop at 3am
>night shift leaves pallets everywhere
Are you retarded?

>> No.9780833

>>9780277
so you want an old fuck grinding on your ass, lmao

>> No.9780853

>>9780803
Stores where blacks shop(lift)

>> No.9780859

>>9780833
The morally superior tactic is to wait in the parking lot and rape her. It's what she was asking for

>> No.9780909

>>9780500
Have you ever asked someone how they're doing and just had then do a 1000 yard stare right through you and say nothing? I sure have.

>> No.9780917

>>9780803
for one, Wal-Mart. mostly bulk items

>> No.9780927

>>9780500
what kind of shitty store is that? it sounds like an excuse the data mining assholes gave you so you could ask for everyone's email address to data mine them
>would you like an emailed receipt?
no, and go fuck yourself

>> No.9780934

>like 4 teenage girls lined up in a wall walking
>walking the opposite direction and say excuse me
>completely ignore me
>girl just shoulder slams me
>instinctively say "oh sorry" even though it's her fault
>NO YOU AREN'T
females are subhuman

>> No.9780948

>>9780934
>middle aged white cunts

errrr they make me mad. especially the gold-digger type spending the husbands money and tend to be rude like everything's your fault because they fucked up.

>> No.9780964

>>9780927
It's a Ralphs gas station

>> No.9780965

>>9780934
Jesus h Christ you beta make soy faggot. Knock them over by barrelling thru them. I guarantee it will make you feel better and them worse and teach them to get the fuck out of a man's way

>> No.9781148

>>9778254
>people who dont keep to the right in narrow aisles
>that one fucker that has to go backwards through the store (start in dairy and end in produce)
>people who take up an entire cart to buy 3 small items
>people who use shopping carts to shuttle their kids around
>people who bring their entire fucking family to the store with them
>people who consume shit before paying for it or just not paying for it

>>9779698
le gourmet cheese and le fancy le smoked le meat companies either pay extra or give a better price in exchange for being in the fancy section of the store.

>>9780488
i wish grocery stores would have a single cue for the next available register like at the airport or bank.

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>>9780934
>being weaker than a teenage girl

>> No.9781162

>>9780420
atleast the pallets are stationary and set up in a way that you can still get around them better than some retarded middle aged women and old people who carelessly meander into your path while walking as slow as possible.

>>9780826
most large stores have overnight crews and early AM is the best time to shop cause all the retards are asleep.

>> No.9781181
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I dont get mad anymore, instead i try my best to make others mad by behaving like a slow retard.

>> No.9781310

>>9778775
Should've kicked them in the ribs

>> No.9781353

I get claustrophobic in crowds, so I don't like when the grocery store is busy

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>>9778254
the rats and the chinese owner yelling at his employes

>> No.9781530

>obnoxious, fat couple in front of me at cashier
>talking way too loud
>Time magazine on the rack with Thurgood Marshall on the cover
>guy says "Oh no did Thurgood Marshall die?"
>she says "Probably so since he's on Time magazine. That sucks."
>he died in 1993
>glance at black cashier
>she's just rolling her eyes

>> No.9781611

>>9781162

If you shop late you miss out on those sweet, sweet markdowns on meat that is coming up on the sell by date. Those go out early in the morning or right when the meat department guy is about to leave, so I try to grocery shop about 8:30 in the evening.

Got 15 lbs of chicken wings for 18 bucks yesterday. I'll freeze them and eat them over the next couple of weeks.

>> No.9781671

>>9779948
Kill yourself

>> No.9781677

>>9780592
>Mexicans
>Asians
>doesn't know that mexican isn't a race

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>go to commisary
>no real plan in mind
>i know what to get but my mind is scrambled from coffee and exercising that morning
>keep walking back and forth cause i have alot of shit on my mind
>realize im in the way but its crowded and so is everyone else
>stand infront of the pasta right next to the shelf so im not in the way
>constantly thinking about all the shit in life and what i need to do today
>overhear mexican couple complain about no thin pasta
>hand them the thin pasta ive been staring at for 5 min
>they thank me
>i say no problem and leave
>check out and tell the guy watching self check out thank you
>fuck i just want to lay down

>> No.9781709

>>9781677
Mexicans are a race but for some reason mulattos are just mulattos i guess if they ran their own country they would have a nomenclature

>> No.9781723

>>9778254
When they rearrange everything and you have to relearn the fucking store, and when they remove popular items from the stock for no good fucking reason
Even Walmart does that shit and it drives me fucking nuts

>> No.9781730

>>9778751
Or stick your leg out, "get hurt," and scare the shit out of the parents and store manager. Lawsuit yadda yadda...

>> No.9781731

>>9780562
I only know of costco doing this
When ever the alarm goes off i just whip out my reciept over my head and all the clerks and customers just laugh and tell me to just go

>> No.9781756

>>9779524
Indian here.
Imagine that kind of behavior in the stores, on the roads, on the sidewalk in the gym and everywhere else. That's what it's like to live here.
I just buy all my shit online.

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UNEXPECTED ITEM

IN

BAGGING

AREA

>> No.9781783

>>9781756
POO

>> No.9781855

>>9780614
Did you grab his butt?

>> No.9782305

>>9778254
When something is marked for sale but when you go to the register it isn't the sale price only to find out that they don't have that sale anymore and I end up having to put it back because I am on a budget.

>> No.9782309

>>9782305
>Not demanding that it be priced to the price it was advertised.
>Not complaining to the manager after that the cashier was very rude to you and swore under their breath.

>> No.9782372

>>9781783
https://youtu.be/_peUxE_BKcU

this is for (((you)))

>> No.9782379

>>9778254

>in store showers getting cleaned up before going back home with my groceries
>indian guy shitting right on shower floor
>old white dude walking around lockers without a towel
>black 40-something smacks my ass
>mumble 's-sorry' and hurry out

that's the last time I walk into a Vons.

>> No.9782389

>>9778775
poor you :'(

>> No.9782404

>>9780329
>i also hate people who buy a bunch of produce but then want to go to self checkout
i did this the other day. i usually go to self checkout by habit and i quickly realized i got a bit too much, there was a line for self check too so it was an especially dumb move on my part. i learned my lesson however.

>> No.9782500

>>9780500
“that’ll be $47.55, would you like a receipt?”

It’s not difficult anon, it’s really not.

>> No.9782792

>>9779573
Loser

>> No.9782795

black people
old people
old black people
people in general

>> No.9782796

>>9780009
White people are such savage subhumans

>> No.9782857

>>9782389
t.shit kid

>> No.9782862

>>9778254
cunts blocking the aisle because they ran into a friend, and think it's fine to talk about Aunt Mildred's hip replacement while everyone is trying to get by.

>> No.9782875

>>9780346

>be manlet but buffed up
>go to grocery store
>same thing happens
>WTF, I'm not tall.
>But honey, you are strong
>doesn't matter when I'm too short to reach the top shelf.
>stand on bottom shelf and grab things

>> No.9782878

Old people literally pushing my cart out of the way to get their shitty cheese products and snack cakes. I intentionally try not to block products that people are willingly buying, but old people buy the worst shit and are rude as fuck about it.

>> No.9782920

>>9778751
>kids were racing each other down the middle aisle on the mobility scooters

What?

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>>9778254
One supermarket I go to, there is a cashier who's about my age and has been working there for years now, and he is always talkative which is okay, I don't mind, however once I started paying with vouchers I got from my workplace, he read them and saw the company name and that it's a popular video game company, and from there on would always talk about what games he is currently into. I don't even like video games, so I had to try to change the topic each time

>> No.9782951

>>9779519
The next time you see your dad, tell him that some random on the internet thinks his joke is funny

>> No.9782962

>>9782936
>works for game company and doesn't like games
You work for EA?

>> No.9782967

>>9782962
Good joke, but no, sadly there are worse big companies. And I don't work there anymore

>> No.9782976

fuckers talking in the middle of isles blocking the path rage me for fucking much

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>>9779524

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>>9779504
>tfw work in retail and people say this shit to me

I am one of those people, come up with something better.

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>>9780291
I'm just checking my grocery list!

>> No.9783324

>>9781530
>connecting with someone thru the annoyance of anothers retardation

there has to be a german word for this

>> No.9783928

>>9779524
Fresh pasta

>> No.9784107

>>9779630
Enact a strict zero-tolerance policy for customer bullshit. Ensure that employees are friendly and have good customer service, but firmly enforce any rules in place. This ensures good behavior in the future.

>> No.9784199

>>9779630
Stores need to stop setting up mini-displays in non-main traffic areas. Went to the store 2 days before Thanksgiving and there are just stacks of boxes and all of these mini-displays clogging up every isle. It was already a nightmare to start with and they put up these funnels in every isle, where only one cart can get through at a time.

>> No.9786058

>>9778254
BITCHES WHO WAIT TILL THE CASHIER SAYS

>that'll be xxx money

BEFORE STARTING TO HUNT IN THEIR FUCKING BAG FOR CASH. BITCH DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU'D NEED MONEY FOR YOUR GROCERIES UNTIL THE CASHIER ASKED YOU FOR IT? OH YOU ALREADY KNEW? THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HAVE YOUR CASH READY TO GO INSTEAD OF WASTING MY AND EVERYONE ELSES FUCKING TIME YOU FUCKING VAGINAL IMBECILE!

>> No.9786079

>>9778765
That's lazy people who changed their mind about buying it and put the item back on the nearest shelf rather than return it to it's original location. I've done it, shit I've put baskets full of groceries down in the middle of an isle and just walked out. (I had mental health issues for a while, shopping was hard)

>> No.9786100

people who pay with checks (entirely old people)

>> No.9786111

>Chevy Cobalt drives up and parks at the grocery store.
>A 7-person black family gets out of it and they all go into the store.
>one opens their already full trunk to throw their purse into it.
It's like a clown car. Where do the groceries even go!?

>> No.9786965

>>9786111
kek

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>>9786111