/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anybody who

>does thing

in their

>thing

deserves

>a funny way to die

>>9773763
you're right. I only put peas in pasta when I make carbonara

>>9773779
Anybody who posts pepe on my 4chan deserves to be raped by reddit mods (aka 4chan mods)

>>9773779

Dumb phoneposters

>>9774364
Cabanora and Alfredo is the same except one uses fettucio and canned eggs.

>>9773763

> Breaks pasta in half before boiling

> Boils frozen peas along with the pasta instead of putting frozen peas in a collander and thawing by pouring the pasta water over them, leading to super mushy peas

> Vegans who make 'alfredo' using some boiled and pureed cauliflower and potato monstrosity instead of making soymilk soubise or even just bechamel sauce or something less cringy

> Non-vegans that use store-bought jarred alfredo sauce that looks like a quart of cold, congealed semen that someone vomited into a blender

>>9774789
I bow to your obviously filipino wisdom

>>9773779
>>9774409
>posting pepe

>>9773779
congratulations, you're retarded

>>9773763
Anyone who cooks (dried) spaghetti longer than 6 or 7 minutes should be shot
(this dosent apply to spaghettini that only needs 3 or 4)

>>9773763
Peas and canned tuna

Suck it