/ck/ - Food & Cooking

poor man's guitar pick

>>9766595
There's free guitar picks at every guitar center

>>9766588
I always thought those things looked like goombas

>>9766588
Twist and tuck masterrace.

In my palm so I can immediately put it back on the bag once I'm done, you fucking degenerate.

>>9766588
Same dimension where your missing single socks go

>>9766926
i dont understand the bottle hack

>>9766936

>>9766588
I literally never buy anything that comes with those.

Hook it around the tip of your middle finger and flick it at someone.

>>9766940
seems overly complicated 2bh desu

>>9766604
i'm too poor to go to guitar center

>>9766588
I just put them back on

>>9766926
bread box is apparently the worst one. Bacteria can easily flood in where the frame is

>>9766588
you shouldn't eat bread anyways, it's nothing but empty carbs

>>9767026
Who cares bread from the grocery store is at least 50% preservatives

>>9767028
Most bread in stores isn't shitty white bread these days. Decent bread has a solid amount of fiber and protein.

>>9767047
enjoy those carbs, tubby

>>9766588
the one where hillary won

>>9767050
I carb up all day every day and have a sub-20 BMI. But I usually don't eat bread because I can't buy unsalted 100% whole wheat and making it takes at least three hours and its low water content means poor satiation for the calories.

>>9767041
eating bread from the grocery store is lawful evil as fuck

>>9767069
My grocery store has a great bakery and makes some very nice breads, but I agree that buying the bagged pre-sliced whitebreads from most cheapo grocery stores is evil

>>9766926
tuck 4lyfe

>>9767065
>low water content means poor satiation for the calories.

What? Explain please. Foods like celery have an extremely high water content but aren't satiating whatsoever, whereas heavy breads have very low water content and are filling as fuck since they expand in your stomach.

>>9766926
I am guilty of just tucking, but I live with 7 other people so nothing lasts long enough to spoil.

>>9767050
carbs are healthy you fucking diseased tranny chasing fuckbucket

I have a wire coat hanger in the closet that I just snap them onto... when it fills up with 231 of them, I put it in the recycling bin.

>>9766926
>When it's almost full
Reusing the Bag Clip
>When i lose the bag clip
Twist and Tuck
>When there are only a few pieces left
Leave it open and make french toast the day after

This is serious. You open the bread, put the tab down, get the bread, then the tab is gone. This every single time for every week of your life. If they weren't really slipping through dimensions, at least one of them would HAVE to turn up somewhere at some point in time.

I really think they only exist in one of those quantum states of constant observation. The moment they're not being observed or used for anything, the wave function collapses and then they cease to exist.

>>9767023
Us normal people think you are weird, and are slightly angry at you for having to unclip the damn thing again after you.

>>9766926
>tfw lawful evil

>>9767269
you monster

>>9767269
Don't watch this gif. Nothing happens.

>>9767272
Just always seemed the most logical thing to do to tie the excess plastic in a loose knot.

>>9767262
I have literally never lost one of these. In fact I have a bunch of old ones sitting around to hold other things closed.

>>9767310
I'll meet you halfway. I would assume the picture is describing a taut knot, and not loose as you are saying.
You're only half a monster.

>>9766588
I bake my own bread.

>>9766926
Twist and tuck is all that's needed. It keep gnats out and the bread doesn't dry out. The worst thing about this image is that some asshat took the heel off the end and not it will start drying out faster than if the heel was left on.

>>9767405
>too poor and stupid to buy bread

>>9767267
there is nothing difficult about taking a bread clip on or off

>>9767274
everything fucking happened for this gif to exist you fuckig hog.

>>9766588
>What dimension

where the cenobites come from

>>9767426
>too poor and stupid to choose good quality ingredients from local suppliers and spend the time making really nice bread that you actually enjoy eating

Dunno why you wouldn't desu.

>>9767451
BREAD ISN'T SUPPOSED TO TASTE GOOD IT'S NEUTRAL TASTING EDIBLE MEAT TONGS AND REAL MEN DON'T WASH THEIR BUTTS

>>9767435
Et tu, anon?

>>9767458
Bread, like all foods, is there to be enjoyed.

If you're not enjoying what you're eating, why the fuck are you eating it?

>>9767502
to stay alive

>>9767502
to get full

>>9767458
>he doesn't run a third of the toilet paper under the sink then fold it under for the perfect flushable ass cleaner
Enjoy your itchy hemmeroids, Romero

>>9767643
I actually clean in front of a mirror, with dry paper, wet paper, and a wetted wet wipe with surfactants and stuff.

>>9766588
They pile up on the corner of my counter until I get my alcoholism under control for a short period of time and clean this place. Then I reward myself for my great cleaning job with a vodka and diet Mtn Dew binge and trash the place within a week.

>>9766926
Literally none of these are correct. Twist once and then pull the the openings backwards over the rest of the bag

>>9766926
I thought reusing the bag clip is true neutral

>>9767990
Monster

>>9766604
if you want shitty picks, sure

>>9766926
>All good options are retarded
>Just like most table top games
Works desu

>>9766926
I eat the entire bag in one go

>>9766588
The trash: there's no need for anything more complicated than the humble spin 'n tuck.

>>9767050
>implying reasonable carb intake isn't healthy

Twist tie>Clip thing

>>9766926
chaotic neutral all the way

>>9766588
Break them in half, place them on my index finger and flick them at my siblings.

>>9766588
I found a bunch when I cleaned out a drawer in the kitchen. Fucking bag clip fairy.

>>9767063
There's an infinite number of dimensions and she lost in all of them.

>>9766926
Neutral evil here.

>>9767502
Because it's versatile as fuck.
You have 100s of ways of preparing it and most of the time something good comes out.

>>9766936
>>9766940
I still don’t understand the bottle hack as it pertains to bread.

>>9767990
>Chaotic Lawful

>>9766926
Lawful neutral. Why wouldn't you just put the clip back on? It's right there, just use it. If it breaks I use a rubber band, a clothes peg, or a twist-tie.

>>9766926
i tie it so the next person that uses it only needs to pull it to open it up.

>>9768479
Worse than the plastic thing on bread?

>>9766926
>always twist and tuck
>always chaotic neutral in d&d
huh

>>9766588
back onto the bag you degenerate

>>9766926
>not keeping bread in the freezer, and just taking a slice out and toasting it when you need it

>>9766926
Chaotic neutral

>>9766604
Shit, not mine. Last time I was in there I asked one of those car salesmen wannabe's for a pick, then the fucker made damn sure I gave it back, like it was a priceless heirloom

>>9766588
The soul cairn

>>9767269
mein negro

>>9767990
>Literally literal

>>9766961
this

The trash dimension. Twist and tuck, motherfucker.

Split them in half, then you use the hooks to hook into the meat of your finger, then you flick it and watch if fly away.

>>9769136
if you look closely, you'll notice that alignment chart isn't actually about bread, but rather several types of closure/storage methods for the bread

>>9766926
lawful neutral
its packaged with the bread, might as well use it

>>9768474
>>9769164
>>9770289
This is what I'm suggesting

>>9770307
i need like a diagram here

>>9766926
Where would open bags with just the ends of the loaf remaining be?

>>9766926
chaotic neutral is the only way to preserve bread