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Webm Thread Anonymous Wed Nov 29 01:44:46 2017 No.9764570 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 01:58:34 2017 No.9764606 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 01:59:43 2017 No.9764610 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764606

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 02:05:28 2017 No.9764617 >>9764570 full video: https://youtu.be/d4KPWOUkbw8

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 02:11:27 2017 No.9764626
File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, When you get out of prison.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>OP starts with (semi) OC
>First two posters are the same fucking Jack webms that have been posted 8 times a day since the beginning of time
Can you people at least fucking TRY? At least make some new Jack webms if you absolutely fucking must.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 02:15:15 2017 No.9764638 File: 1.87 MB, 320x240, 1511770279155.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 03:50:58 2017 No.9764817 >>9764606 >>9764610 this thread just took a turn for the worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:12:41 2017 No.9764870 >>9764606 >>9764610 I think ja/ck/ posting is a bannable offense on /ck/ got banned twice from this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:18:05 2017 No.9764886 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, 1500747527044.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764870 Nope you probably did something else naughty

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:19:31 2017 No.9764892 >>9764638 >welfare state.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:19:52 2017 No.9764894 >>9764886 don't tell me i didn't warn you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:22:17 2017 No.9764896 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, I can't believe it's not heart disease.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing can stop the LA Beast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:22:42 2017 No.9764898 File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, 1494009601247.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764894 Cool your beans, my dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:46:57 2017 No.9764967 is LA beast a chad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:52:06 2017 No.9764994 File: 1.21 MB, 1920x1080, 1511897070857.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764570

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:26:29 2017 No.9765072 >>9764610 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	OP Wed Nov 29 05:33:47 2017 No.9765092 Someone post the girl with shaking hands making pan cakes. Need a good fap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:36:20 2017 No.9765097 >>9765092 don't lewd my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:39:35 2017 No.9765103 >>9764610 This should be punishable by death

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:43:53 2017 No.9765112 >>9764610 We can't even blame Jack for this monstrosity, isn't it a Martha Stewart thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:44:28 2017 No.9765114 >>9764896 Requestong webm of that chick deepthroating a stick of butter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:44:47 2017 No.9765116 >>9765092 I will cut you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:28:56 2017 No.9765197 File: 2.31 MB, 711x400, Ai Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me video links and I'll make webms (provided they're interesting). I don't mind jackposting but seeing the same webms of him over and over again does get old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:34:24 2017 No.9765206 File: 54 KB, 500x373, 4539206418_e1a8064a5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764994 >>9765197 Asian fetish! Aww shiiit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:35:22 2017 No.9765208 >>9764896 I think that near-miss car wreck was supposed to be a warning from God. He has ignored it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:57:41 2017 No.9765237 >>9765197 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pI-X1V1VJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlYRzKmnj-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4HWChrVaI

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:43:34 2017 No.9765312 >>9765197 sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:58:43 2017 No.9765335 >>9765197 Man, nippons are weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:02:42 2017 No.9765342 File: 2.49 MB, 350x353, MirrorCake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765237 >>9765312 KAWD-588

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:28:16 2017 No.9765389 File: 1.94 MB, 406x498, butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765114 Happy fapping

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:31:16 2017 No.9765396 File: 2.83 MB, 408x720, butter2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765114 >>9765389 Now in reverse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:32:36 2017 No.9765399 >>9765396 Oh fuck dude, I hate you lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:32:41 2017 No.9765400 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, chocolate milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:33:53 2017 No.9765404 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:36:26 2017 No.9765409 >>9764570 joker can't even enjoy durian

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:36:50 2017 No.9765410 >>9765389 >>9765396 worst part of this for me is that she's showing it off as a party trick so you know she's done it many times before which begs the question, why did she do it the first time

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:38:00 2017 No.9765412 >>9764898 Why does fatty have fruit? Is it the wife's?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:47:52 2017 No.9765433 Just thought I'd take this opportunity to say that I would put my hoohoodilly in LA Beast's chacha, if you know what I mean. Or vice versa. I ain't picky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:59:34 2017 No.9765454 File: 2.79 MB, 1080x1080, 22lb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:00:38 2017 No.9765456 File: 448 KB, 360x360, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:21:16 2017 No.9765487 >>9764606 Looks like Andy Sixx's log of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:31:01 2017 No.9765510 >>9765400 Lmao that was hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:42:59 2017 No.9765535 >>9765454 I don't see how this is even humanly possible

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:46:56 2017 No.9765541 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, danger1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:47:37 2017 No.9765543 >>9765535 It's not, the stomach can hold up to just so much food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:48:04 2017 No.9765546 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, danger2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:51:18 2017 No.9765557 >>9764870 It should be, it's a fucking old and boring eyesore everyone has already seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 09:59:48 2017 No.9765580 >>9765541 Imagine doing this shit every for hours five days a week. I do not know how can some people live like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 10:06:41 2017 No.9765595 File: 34 KB, 759x408, 1484574420_Dorothy Drink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765541 Fuck doing that as a job, you would have to be so careful not to accidently cut your hand off whilst also being fast enough to cut the fucking meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 10:08:01 2017 No.9765598 >>9765580 I can't think they wouldn't take turns at the saw/blade/hooks/packaging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 10:09:50 2017 No.9765608 >>9764610 what the fucking shit is this. I'm pretty damn sure thats not how you make one pot spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 10:14:47 2017 No.9765620 File: 2.56 MB, 640x360, 1508547332277.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765557

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 10:33:14 2017 No.9765673 >>9764606 I just saw the shitty knife handling and immediately knew it was jack. wtf have you done to me /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:14:56 2017 No.9765799 File: 102 KB, 600x553, CCqw09cUEAApoMW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765620

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:18:37 2017 No.9765814 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eight one pot nadirs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:26:33 2017 No.9765835 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, spiral power.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:30:23 2017 No.9765846 >>9765546 >aero polo and track pants with spiky hair this is so fucking paki it hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:44:27 2017 No.9765894 >>9764626 holy shit the guy eat's like he'd been in auschwitz >>9765342 >yellow cake i also like uranium in my desert >>9765541 not wearing butcher gloves >>9765546 filth wears his watch and no gloves at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:45:32 2017 No.9765899 >>9765835 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious salmonella

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:46:08 2017 No.9765901 >>9765814 thanks for the seizure

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:47:41 2017 No.9765909 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, roughly the size of a barge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765899 >eggs >salmonella get a load of this pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 11:47:51 2017 No.9765910 >>9765835 this honestly looks quite horrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:06:35 2017 No.9765976 >>9765543 What if you're one of those 500+ lbs Amerilards with a stomach the size of an inflated garbage bag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:09:32 2017 No.9765983 >>9764898 >twenty-nine seconds to open a fucking package of cream cheese This man is a clinical retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:10:04 2017 No.9765986 >>9765595 Used to do warehouse work where I'd have to check fuel injectors for damage. 8 hours a night. It's soul destroying and I don't see how anyone can be content with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:14:56 2017 No.9766009 File: 27 KB, 352x482, horrified expression.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765546 I can't watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:15:39 2017 No.9766012 >>9764626 >Day 43 of gf deciding we should go vegan

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:19:44 2017 No.9766021 >>9765899 >living in a country where eggs carry salmonella. lol how do you have internet

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:23:37 2017 No.9766032 >>9765546 RIP to pajeet's fingers.

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:25:06 2017 No.9766038

>>9765894
>not wearing butcher gloves
W-what
>wearing a chain metal glove while using a high RPM band saw
Want to know how I know you're a fucking retard? That saw catches even a single fiber of that glove you're going to loose the whole hand not just the finger. Retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:28:00 2017 No.9766043 File: 23 KB, 277x230, 1431990004101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765546 talk about a nerve-wracking game of chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:34:19 2017 No.9766062 >>9764626 who the fuck cares you gay faggot you're just gonna make another thread when this one hits image limit anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:38:47 2017 No.9766073 >>9766062 hello, please do not call someone a faggot. This is not 1960 anymore, try to be respectful of all lifestyles

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:45:35 2017 No.9766098 https://youtu.be/58LGDEtWtaY

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:45:57 2017 No.9766100 >>9766073 Fucking tell that faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:47:33 2017 No.9766102 File: 1.71 MB, 270x138, ffffffffffffffffffFAAAAAAAAAAAAUCK.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764570 Enjoy EA games.wave

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:48:52 2017 No.9766103 File: 2.81 MB, 1280x720, headshot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:50:28 2017 No.9766107 >>9766098 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRO-q5SijCc

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 12:51:27 2017 No.9766108 >>9766103 fuck, you can tell the squirrel heard it and started to react but there was no time

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:02:14 2017 No.9766127 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, frankenegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765909 Enjoy your cholesterol dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:07:08 2017 No.9766137 >>9766127 Retard alert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:16:09 2017 No.9766176 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, 1496466778581.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nouvelle cuisine

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:17:29 2017 No.9766182 >>9764967 obviously, can you put a fucking cactus in yo ur mouth and chow down? no , you can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:21:22 2017 No.9766195 >>9765910 Fucking how It's just an Omurice with half a tomato on top and fake demi-glace. Quite delicious if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:21:58 2017 No.9766198 >>9766176 wala.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:22:13 2017 No.9766200 >>9766176 Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:23:24 2017 No.9766204 >>9765404 Fuck off already with this ugly piece of shit, you fucking fuck. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:31:23 2017 No.9766228 >>9764886 his son is such a retard, he is worse than beefsquatch

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:34:21 2017 No.9766237

>>9766038
sure kid, that's why it's used everywhere from in industrial slaughter houses, from parrying meat by hand with a knife to automatic saws.

the only thing that you'd get is a crushed finger and a broken saw since that blade is very thin and the teeth would go blunt. that's why you wear a fucking chain-mesh glove, it's fucking metal, not a flimsy plastic fibre you inbred piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:40:48 2017 No.9766254 File: 13 KB, 480x360, 1449251360988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765546 JESUS CHRIST SAMIR

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 13:55:27 2017 No.9766303 >>9765400 Name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:24:35 2017 No.9766404 >>9765595 Man you guys are retarded. He's that fast because he's done that job long enough, it is not a requirement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:27:11 2017 No.9766427 >>9764606 Whoa is this that famous jack webm that only gets posted fifteen times a day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:30:19 2017 No.9766440 >>9764626 >>9764870 who is ja/ck/ and why does he have nice shun knives

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:33:08 2017 No.9766453 >>9764896 >be 10/10 alpha chad who everyone loves >have successful YouTube channel >holder of tons of world records >get cancer Goddamn, there's just no way to win is there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:34:58 2017 No.9766462 >>9766440 I have the same knives, they're nice indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:38:20 2017 No.9766476 >>9766453 judging from that clip they were already cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:55:06 2017 No.9766553 >>9766200 I pull out the table cloth at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 14:57:01 2017 No.9766562 >>9764570 Can you imagine being this starved for attention?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:01:54 2017 No.9766584 >>9765976 Just because you're obese as fuck doesn't mean your internal organs expand at the same size

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:04:03 2017 No.9766596 >>9766562 he makes (or made) at least a few thousand dollars off the ad revenue for that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:20:33 2017 No.9766665 File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, Chipotle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766453 Well he's now beat the cancer and is back to lifting so yeah, you can win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:45:32 2017 No.9766738 File: 835 KB, 404x720, Sneaky cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:48:39 2017 No.9766753 >>9765835 That looks pretty disgusting senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:55:36 2017 No.9766776 File: 2.67 MB, 950x542, hubcap burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:56:54 2017 No.9766781 File: 2.51 MB, 756x425, How to Make a Perfect Cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:58:23 2017 No.9766786 File: 2.51 MB, 622x350, Deep Fried Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:04:35 2017 No.9766811 File: 496 KB, 852x480, 1498824942172.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765799

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:07:54 2017 No.9766822 >>9765894 >needing gloves when handling food that isn't ready to eat ishyggdt

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:08:55 2017 No.9766824 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 1486066698971.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766440 This is Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:10:17 2017 No.9766827 File: 2.08 MB, 450x253, manlet pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:13:34 2017 No.9766836 File: 100 KB, 946x688, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765112 It's hardly a monstrosity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09smBNps4EM

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:15:34 2017 No.9766842 >>9766811 it's like one of those fish where its mouth jumps out and sucks everything back in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:17:56 2017 No.9766847 >>9766200 It's Alinea, so you've already paid $500+ a seat months in advance. Good luck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:19:43 2017 No.9766858 >>9766836 my god you'd think she'd know better. I'm rarely led astray by martha when it comes to food

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:19:56 2017 No.9766860 >>9766440 >who is ja/ck/ I couldn't even begin to describe Ja/ck/ >why does he have nice shun knives That's a deep philosophical question that /ck/ has grappled with for many years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:21:35 2017 No.9766864 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, peanut butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:22:29 2017 No.9766870 >>9766200 no you wouldnt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:22:43 2017 No.9766872 >>9766176 >that will be $400 plus tip

>>	chop Wed Nov 29 16:23:46 2017 No.9766877 >>9766836 >throwing four things in a pan and boiling them is "taking the Internet by storm" They should have let her rot in prison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:25:44 2017 No.9766888 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, chinese chef simulator 3000.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:27:06 2017 No.9766890 >>9766781 >when your food needs to be visible at night

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:27:06 2017 No.9766891 >>9766864 when is the butter added

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:30:14 2017 No.9766896 File: 103 KB, 350x197, peanut butter loop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766864 nevermind that, made a loop of the best part

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:31:34 2017 No.9766898 >>9766896 Nicely done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:39:35 2017 No.9766924 >>9765814 >one pot ok... >pasta Ya fuck that. >>9766776 Fucking gross but I appreciate a gif I haven't seen before. >>9766836 No, it still is. One-pot pasta is fucking atrocious. >>9766864 >>9766888 More fresh gifs, cheers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:41:16 2017 No.9766928 File: 2.41 MB, 600x338, hue dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766924

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:42:05 2017 No.9766932 >>9766898 >>9766896 yeah nice black frame

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:42:29 2017 No.9766933 File: 2.19 MB, 711x400, gordon's donuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766928 oh shit, didn't mean to quote you anon, here have another webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:45:29 2017 No.9766939 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, charcoal steaks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766932 I have no idea why webm for retards does that, some webms render fine while others end up with this fucking black frame. fuck it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:46:01 2017 No.9766941 >>9764638 Someone explain this witchcraft to me please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:48:05 2017 No.9766952 >>9764638 what am I even seeing? How does he control the chickens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:54:23 2017 No.9766983 >>9766200 No you wouldn't faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:55:49 2017 No.9766986 >>9765835 That's so runny though, what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:56:48 2017 No.9766991 >>9766200 have another (no you wouldn't)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:56:51 2017 No.9766992 >>9765909 WHEN I WAS A LAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:00:55 2017 No.9767001 >>9766200 bullshit, you would tip your fedora

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:03:02 2017 No.9767008 >>9765894 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:04:49 2017 No.9767017 >>9764896 now i want a dragonball parody with youtube food memers

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:09:19 2017 No.9767029 >>9765400 >rubbing her tummy Why did that got me hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:12:46 2017 No.9767040 >>9766176 ?????

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:13:17 2017 No.9767044 >>9765197 Is it bad that I instantly recognized Ai Uehara

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:15:31 2017 No.9767057 >>9765814 just a bunch of ways to convince yourself you aren't eating mac and cheese, but still eat mac and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:18:56 2017 No.9767071 >>9766781 lost me at ketchup. mustard only master race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:23:23 2017 No.9767089 >>9767044 nobody cares fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:26:43 2017 No.9767106 >>9766928 No worries, and RIP bun. Either way, you redeemed yourself with Gordon squeezing out his creamy load >>9766933

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:27:56 2017 No.9767110 >>9766952 Never fed chickens before? Shake a little feed when it's time to eat and they'll come running. Not just them, either, most animals fed on a schedule will follow you like a puppy when they know it's time to eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:29:19 2017 No.9767114 >>9766924 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:30:21 2017 No.9767118 >>9767017 I bet you would, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:36:38 2017 No.9767144 >>9767114 You seem upset, do you need a hug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:37:24 2017 No.9767147 >>9765673 That's nothing, I can already tell when it's a Ja/ck/ webm by the angle and the distance the camera is placed

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:48:45 2017 No.9767188 >>9766103 Suffer not the varmint to live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 17:51:26 2017 No.9767204 >>9766103 are you ok sandy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 18:15:59 2017 No.9767282 >>9767147 Some part of your brain will forever be taken up by the image of his goatee annexing further illegal settlements on his neck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 18:20:03 2017 No.9767291 >>9766103 DROP THE NUT! LET GO OF THE NUT AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 18:35:50 2017 No.9767340 File: 100 KB, 900x900, 14318754543877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766103 Poor squirrel got what is to us a fucking harpoon the size of a lamppost with a broadhead the size of a traffic cone going through its fucking face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 18:49:03 2017 No.9767383 >>9764610 Why are you retards so aghast about doing something differently? kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:17:06 2017 No.9767481 >>9766776 Eh fuck it, I'd eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:22:08 2017 No.9767506 >>9766952 he rang the gibs bell

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:24:49 2017 No.9767516 >>9766584 t. gutlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:35:28 2017 No.9767572 >>9765909 >BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:43:13 2017 No.9767612 >>9766176 I don't get it. Are you supposed to eat from the table like an animal ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:50:23 2017 No.9767642 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw something new today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:51:53 2017 No.9767647 File: 66 KB, 500x500, 1502774818620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767642 why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:53:52 2017 No.9767655 File: 90 KB, 720x960, 1509161275843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767642 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:54:35 2017 No.9767659 >>9765400 sauce pls im begging you

>>	chop Wed Nov 29 19:54:40 2017 No.9767660 File: 8 KB, 626x128, god i wish that were me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767642

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:57:22 2017 No.9767678 >>9766665 I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. I doubt it would even seem out of place in a gay porno movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:59:44 2017 No.9767685 >>9764626 Is that Mike Enoch

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:01:17 2017 No.9767695 >>9766781 I have to admit I like mattie. This is a great vid, I like the few ones of him cooking at home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:04:19 2017 No.9767706 >>9765400 >>9765510 >>9766303 >>9767659 I found it! xvideos com/video31826903/redhead_chloe_morgane_camille_crimson_doggy_style_sex_and_creampie

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:05:28 2017 No.9767709 >>9766888 I think the chinese have the most underrated cuisine on earth.. right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:08:29 2017 No.9767720 >>9767642 >>9767647 >>9767655 >>9767660 She has a whole insta of these and much better ones. I don't know why I like it but it is pretty dope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:08:35 2017 No.9767721 >>9766888 reminds me of the beginning scene of "Eat Drink Man Woman." It's not a webm, but still comfy nonetheless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:09:46 2017 No.9767727 >>9765454 stony could do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:11:31 2017 No.9767730 File: 2.29 MB, 578x325, lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767695 have another one then

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:18:39 2017 No.9767749 >>9766836 I've never tried a Martha Stewart recipe, but I see them all the time and they have terrible ratings. Are her recipes really that bad, or are people just being assholes because she's a felon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:20:09 2017 No.9767758 >>9767721 i love this movie. thx anon for reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:24:01 2017 No.9767770 >>9767721 Every time I see this it makes me wanna cook a shitton of food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:24:24 2017 No.9767771 >>9767730 Big fan of Mattie most of the time but his new breakfast hash video was shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:40:25 2017 No.9767815 >>9766103 that's fucking badass

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:46:24 2017 No.9767841 >>9766103 how does one even capture this camera angle

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:57:12 2017 No.9767895 >>9767841 stick your camera in the scope

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:58:17 2017 No.9767899 >>9767895 but then how do you see through the scope

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 20:59:11 2017 No.9767907 File: 1.80 MB, 400x400, ketchup full.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767706 Aw sweet, thanks anon!

>>	chop Wed Nov 29 21:04:27 2017 No.9767930 >>9767899 You look at the LCD on the camera.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:14:43 2017 No.9767983 File: 2.92 MB, 688x384, not the bees.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:17:40 2017 No.9768005 >>9767907 It's been like 4 years since I first seen this shit and I'm still not sure whether to be disgusted or aroused

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:21:09 2017 No.9768030 >>9765342 this whole thing is cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:27:40 2017 No.9768081 >>9767481 >Eh You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:33:41 2017 No.9768113 File: 617 KB, 811x933, golem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766584 blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:35:31 2017 No.9768122 >>9765541 >>9765546 Business idea: chainmail gloves

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:37:24 2017 No.9768131 >>9765835 seems undercooked to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:39:14 2017 No.9768141 >>9767907 im in love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:43:13 2017 No.9768156 >>9768122 That vibrating saw cuts bones like it's warm butter. Chainmail wouldn't do shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:43:54 2017 No.9768161 >>9766127 If you're vegan and want eggs so badly, just eat some eggs. For Christ's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:46:23 2017 No.9768173 >>9765814 Fucking hell, the amounts of butter, oil, cheese and cream are unreal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:51:08 2017 No.9768194 >>9766776 >Peas on burger What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:52:35 2017 No.9768199 >>9767815 Nothing badass about using weaponry on an animal you're not going to hunting for sustenance. This is cruelty. If you like it knowingly you're sadistic, if you think otherwise you're an imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 21:52:47 2017 No.9768202 >>9766827 I wonder how expensive an iron skillet made of that size

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:01:47 2017 No.9768251 >>9767727 Doubt it, he's never done that much quantity Most I can remember was the 15 pound turducken

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:17:51 2017 No.9768296 >>9767044 Nah, she is one of the best jav stars after all. Shame she retired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:21:27 2017 No.9768308 >>9768296 >that retirement movie special Not really though, i always expect a retirement because it's the time when they play uncensored movies.

chop Wed Nov 29 22:24:28 2017 No.9768319

>>9768199
People eat squirrels, though.
And hunting pests, although I'm not sure a squirrel would fit that category, is fully acceptable whether you eat the animals or not.
I trapped and killed a marten that was fucking up my attic a few weeks ago. I didn't eat the thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:31:22 2017 No.9768342 >>9768319 squirrels are good eats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:38:00 2017 No.9768362 >>9768113 Golem git ye gone

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:51:46 2017 No.9768408 >>9765846 holy shit they dress like that in euroland too? Have a shitload of Indians in my city and almost all of them dress like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 22:58:02 2017 No.9768429 >>9765541 Good thing only illegal immigrants have those kinds of jobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:12:45 2017 No.9768481 >>9768030 why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:14:42 2017 No.9768491 >>9768199 Squirrels are pests you gaping vagina

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:19:37 2017 No.9768504 >>9765404 this woman is so unattractive that its painful, she looks like a high-functioning retard that genetically only gets fat in the tits and ass. I bet a blind man can read the cellulite on her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:22:11 2017 No.9768511 >>9768156 chain-mail > chicken bone >chain-mail >all bones

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:26:36 2017 No.9768520 >>9765899 >1 in 10,000 eggs have salmonella >need more than 1 contaminated egg to get sick murica is great for raw eggs, don't be a pussy

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:35:46 2017 No.9768563

>>9764626
holy shit he filled an entire cup up with in n out's secret sauce and is demolishing that shit.

one time i ordered a 4 by 4 from in n out, i was not disappointed. apparently they'll make however many patties and cheese on a burger that you want, even 16 by 16 or higher.

goddammit i am so hungry for an in n out burger right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:37:36 2017 No.9768570 >>9768511 You would be surprised how shitty chainmail is as a defensive option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:46:29 2017 No.9768600 >>9767983 beads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 23:47:32 2017 No.9768604 >>9764570 >>9764896 i just wanna suck his dick so bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:01:55 2017 No.9768657 >>9765814 Tasty needs to be destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:07:25 2017 No.9768677 >>9766776 >Ruining a burger with excessive sauces and toppings Mexican as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:16:24 2017 No.9768705 >>9766776 one wall isn't enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:21:53 2017 No.9768723 >>9768030 tell me what's wrong with it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:22:05 2017 No.9768725 >>9764610 Looks pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:23:56 2017 No.9768736 >>9764610 >juicy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:24:09 2017 No.9768737 File: 26 KB, 411x412, 1510302224945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766811 can someone reverse this and make it even more grotesque

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:30:31 2017 No.9768754 >>9767983 plz explain

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:32:08 2017 No.9768759 File: 611 KB, 1188x1012, 1459749984288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765835

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:33:49 2017 No.9768768 File: 790 KB, 334x960, 1511925254108.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9764886 >that twitch He's retarded isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:43:47 2017 No.9768802 >>9768754 bee mochi

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 00:48:19 2017 No.9768812 >>9765899 just wash your eggs before cracking them

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:26:09 2017 No.9768931 >>9765835 >salmonella power. No,thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:27:24 2017 No.9768936 >>9766195 >if you ask me I didnt, it looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:44:44 2017 No.9768991 File: 992 KB, 500x281, 1474394462869.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9767642

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:50:33 2017 No.9769011 >>9764994 Her almost 10 years younger and famous youtuber boyfriend cheat on her though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 01:58:12 2017 No.9769042 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1503649063570s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765894 >being so filthy you assume that no one on planet earth washes their watch or wrist or anything good lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:06:08 2017 No.9769074 >>9767983 I've been to a bakery whilst on holiday in Brazil. Lots of bees there as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:09:09 2017 No.9769087 >>9768122 They would get caught in the saw and fucking mangle your hands more than just running your hand through the saw would. Fucked up shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:32:20 2017 No.9769173 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, chill_out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766440 this is Ja/ck/ my new friend. he has a channel on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:33:13 2017 No.9769176 >>9764994 Cut that out, young man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:33:23 2017 No.9769177 >>9767678 this post seems familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:35:44 2017 No.9769182 File: 45 KB, 1000x619, 04-1-1000x619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9765400 :40 sec. Oh wow, how did I know this was gonna be a porno.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:37:49 2017 No.9769188 >>9767907 That's the blood of her young asian kid beaten after he got B- at maths

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 02:38:21 2017 No.9769191 >>9767983 The bee movie: the massacre

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:08:42 2017 No.9769271 >>9766827 My ex made me watch these types of videos, brings back bad memories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:10:14 2017 No.9769276 >>9767709 Not really, most of it is chili oil, chili flakes and MSG. This is the only few times where it looks good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:16:14 2017 No.9769290 >>9766176 Grant Achatz at Alinea ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:17:16 2017 No.9769291 >>9769182 Because that's the longest you can last

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:32:04 2017 No.9769340 >>9766012 KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:45:35 2017 No.9769376 >>9765901 jej rip

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 03:46:29 2017 No.9769378 >>9764570 did he died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:24:14 2017 No.9769463 File: 2.45 MB, 1280x720, 1511425541168.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:24:21 2017 No.9769464 >>9768936 I won't even try """arguing""" with you anymore, here's your (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:26:36 2017 No.9769471 >>9769463 :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:31:11 2017 No.9769477 >>9769463 God. I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:34:41 2017 No.9769481 >>9768005 Definitely aroused

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:48:23 2017 No.9769496 >>9768600 gob's not on board

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:52:07 2017 No.9769502 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, rules of nature.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9769463 This kills the fish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 04:57:31 2017 No.9769512 File: 1.72 MB, 802x750, 1456124884079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9769463 Fucking why tho?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 05:24:14 2017 No.9769546 >>9766824 When your cheddar is sharper than your knife

>>	chop Thu Nov 30 05:26:11 2017 No.9769550 >>9769512 Looked like a quicker death than what most fish get. >>9769546 It's a good joke. I don't blame you for posting it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 05:32:07 2017 No.9769559 >>9769550 fuck off chopped you faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 05:38:43 2017 No.9769571 >>9765454 I hate these retarded fucking "food challenges." >hurrr eat this 110lb LIVE wolf in under 20 mins and get your picture on our wall!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 05:39:27 2017 No.9769574 File: 46 KB, 665x574, 1494389037122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766127 >vegan eggs >contains eggs What even is the purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:00:15 2017 No.9769632 >>9769574 But it doesn't contain egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:01:19 2017 No.9769636 >>9767749 It's just italians being fucking mad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:21:03 2017 No.9769677 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, charcoal vs gas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:24:31 2017 No.9769684 >>9769512 An Anon had a sick fish but was too attached or too much of a pussy to just flush it or something. So he decided electrocuting it would be quicker and more humane. Was only in a thread a couple of days ago.

>>	chop Thu Nov 30 06:26:06 2017 No.9769690 >>9769677 They sure love their charcoal. https://youtu.be/OFhp2eg7f1Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:27:07 2017 No.9769694 >>9764570 at first I thought this was Kev

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:36:29 2017 No.9769712 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, cajun roux.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:45:13 2017 No.9769731 >>9766939 What the fuck, did he not let it rest or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:49:49 2017 No.9769745 >>9769502 Pretty sure these are already boiled or cooked.

>>	chop Thu Nov 30 06:52:12 2017 No.9769749 >>9769731 He does rest it. I prefer mine with more sear than that but he's the famous chef so maybe I'm just a fucking idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5y2voEWJ6U

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 06:57:43 2017 No.9769763 >>9769745 They still move, They cut them in the middle to "kill" them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:03:34 2017 No.9769785 >>9769712 Looks lumpy as shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:10:42 2017 No.9769807 >>9765543 What if you induce diarrhea so you start shitting the food as you eat it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:18:40 2017 No.9769821 >>9766864 i was listening to Waveshaper when i looked at this and it oddly fit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:31:48 2017 No.9769849 File: 88 KB, 502x623, 1454795171414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9769684 At least it was quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 07:43:56 2017 No.9769879 >>9764570 >wearing a raiders hat. You deserve to choke on that cactus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:10:21 2017 No.9769923 >>9769807 I mean, it's indian food, doubt you'll need a laxative.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:27:49 2017 No.9769951 File: 2.21 MB, 439x399, jack icing sugar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hot off the press boys also whats the easiest way to make the file size smaller fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:30:50 2017 No.9769956 >>9769951 Is there supposed to be something wrong with this? Just looks like melted butter, cocoa powder, and powdered sugar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:34:32 2017 No.9769963 >>9769956 it wasnt captured very well but that is one pound of icing sugar

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:34:54 2017 No.9769965 >>9768113 good ol' HGH

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:36:35 2017 No.9769968 >>9769963 That's usually how much you use to make enough frosting for a whole cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:38:10 2017 No.9769975 >>9766827 >Acquire shrinking gun >Have best breakfast of your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:41:20 2017 No.9769979 >>9769968 >>9769963 >Over four cups of icing sugar Unless you are making a gigantic cake, that is a LOT of confectioner's sugar

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 08:50:33 2017 No.9769996 File: 837 KB, 245x245, wink.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9769496

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:02:25 2017 No.9770024 >>9769173 why the fuck he adding water to his boigez

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:02:30 2017 No.9770025 >>9769979 It's about right for a 20cm cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:08:00 2017 No.9770042 >>9769785 at the beginning, sure looks fine dunno about adding onions at the end for something thats going to be stored though

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:21:01 2017 No.9770062 >>9769763 Which is why they're all in a straight line not moving out of where they are placed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:27:03 2017 No.9770074 >>9765410 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:34:09 2017 No.9770091 >>9766127 Imagine being so desperate to enjoy real food despite your retard meme diet that you spend 20 minutes making a terrible fake egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:34:21 2017 No.9770092 >>9765197 Link pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:50:13 2017 No.9770123 File: 1.63 MB, 800x500, 1510392089831.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9770092 literally already posted, search the thread faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 09:58:44 2017 No.9770142 >>9765541 He's doing a shit job of breaking pig. Also... None of you pissants ever worked with anything apart from pre prepared? So you're all faggot store bought jack fans? I'm outa here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:04:02 2017 No.9770158 >>9770142 Who, look out for this cool and tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:04:03 2017 No.9770159 >>9766237 >>Hasn't severed any tendons in his hand Not a butcher

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:11:02 2017 No.9770176 >>9766924 >"Hey guys! I'm a giant faggot and I think everyone cares about my opinion! Watch as I review everyone's webms!" This always annoys me so badly. Go jerk yourself off somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:15:12 2017 No.9770183 >>9769923 It's Japanese, not Indian

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:16:38 2017 No.9770186 >>9770158 No, I cook, memefag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:17:41 2017 No.9770189 >>9770176 +1

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:22:41 2017 No.9770201 >>9764896 Icy hot on the balls and a pineapple got pretty close tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RrQc4ZAi_o

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:25:16 2017 No.9770206 >>9770024 You gotta get them nice and juicy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 10:46:37 2017 No.9770271 >>9766786 how on earth could you eat this? disregarding arteries, butter is disgusting by itself

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:01:59 2017 No.9770317 >>9768563 Apparently they limited it to a 4x4. Jackasses were ordering 16x16 and it was taking up the whole grill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:14:07 2017 No.9770350 >>9770186 Says the guy who can't tell lamb from pig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:16:13 2017 No.9770358 >>9766176 I hate white people

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:18:01 2017 No.9770361 >>9770025 do americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:22:46 2017 No.9770378 File: 1004 KB, 677x1479, 1511100666199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766200 I swear I've seen this post before

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:23:34 2017 No.9770382 >>9770361 They would even eat their own shit if it tasted good

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:26:23 2017 No.9770390 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, gabagool.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:32:00 2017 No.9770400 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:35:53 2017 No.9770411 >>9765454 This challenge is anatomically impossible to complete. the human stomach would risk bursting from that much food

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:37:14 2017 No.9770415

>>9770350
Cooking a leg today. 12 hours already marinated in Greek yogurt, going to be in there for 12 hrs at 100 degrees Celsius, fall off the bone ready. And as for pig, deboned a shoulder, trimmed, minced, and made bacon wrapped meatloaf with a stuffing of roasted capsicum.

I know the difference between lamb and pig, pissant. Done both of them on said bandsaw. Question is, are you going to stop eating your "Ramen" backwards on the toilet long enough to man up and actually cook something from fresh ingredients that's good enough for /ck/?

Or are you just going to advertise to the world that another pissant neckbeard avocado smashing wannabe coin miner who still sponges off mummy and daddy thinks that they're the shit because they heard of this place called 4chan on plebbit? Grow the fuck up. This is for alkies, chefs, and Alkie chefs. Show us your Chefs knife, steel, discuss what country it came from, and why you prefer it. Otherwise, take your Wiltshire piece of shit self sharpening garbage and fuck the fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:39:42 2017 No.9770424 >>9766827 >average person makes a pancake in manly tears' kitchen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:42:55 2017 No.9770429 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, $$$.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:50:22 2017 No.9770452 >>9765541 this is why you could never kick all the mexicans out, white guys aint gone do this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:54:05 2017 No.9770463 File: 112 KB, 435x468, 1511968044264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9770429 >vase isn't smoky when stirring the glass of ice >it is in the next scene

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 11:55:39 2017 No.9770466

>>9770452
White guys wouldn't do this shit. This is like carving a turkey into 4 pieces with a pair of poultry shears, to put it into terms you'd understand. It's a fucking disgrace, and all I can think of is that he's at a fucking Weiner factory, cos he's acting like a fucking tnuc with that saw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 12:15:02 2017 No.9770530 >>9766827 I somehow completely missed the giant hands until around 20 sec mark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 12:34:29 2017 No.9770600 >>9764896 >Ketards

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 12:51:38 2017 No.9770670 >>9770062 Because they are on their back and can't move.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 13:03:23 2017 No.9770712 >>9769677 I remember watching that doc, was pretty interesting.

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 13:31:49 2017 No.9770823

>>9767730
Holy shit this looks a thousand times better than my mom's. None of that watery shit, no oversaturated pasta, either. She always puts way more effort into her cooking that it doesn't ask for and it doesn't taste bad but it could so painfully obviously be better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 13:34:36 2017 No.9770833 >>9769951 Stop. Stop! STOP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 13:51:14 2017 No.9770894 File: 2.28 MB, 1280x720, flying-potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:10:56 2017 No.9770988 >>9769951 are you using ffmpeg? If so just adjust the quality by setting -cfr from 5(HD) to 58(SD)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:23:58 2017 No.9771041 >>9770415 No u

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:33:42 2017 No.9771071 >>9770894 now superimpose the pancake over the airplane

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 14:56:59 2017 No.9771162 >>9769571 They are pretty good for the restaurants I would imagine. Pretty much free publicity and every once in a while a retard will order it and not finish having to pay a ton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:01:21 2017 No.9771177 >>9771162 The ones that are doable bring in a lot more people and money, like a carnival game you have to have a winner sometime. Only one I've done was the Quaker Steak and Lube Atomic Wing challenge which was pretty hot but not that bad all told.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:01:54 2017 No.9771180 >>9767730 wait you can just put in the lasagna noodle uncooked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:10:26 2017 No.9771207 >>9770390 is Greg confirmed autistic?

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:27:23 2017 No.9771276

>>9766665
He has one video where he gives his gf laxative cookies. He filmed her going to the bathroom from the outside, but it's only for a short bit and you can't hear much. It would've been awesome if he put some cameras and good microphones IN the bathroom with her. It would've been legendary if he put a camera IN the toilet bowl that had a microphone with a filter in front so it could get really good sound quality. The fact that Pete didn't do this makes me FURIOUS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:27:39 2017 No.9771279 >>9765909 He's just done about 4,000 kcals there. Absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:27:39 2017 No.9771280 File: 2.52 MB, 640x360, beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:44:17 2017 No.9771354 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, bananagram.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 15:51:34 2017 No.9771377 >>9770123 These weebums/jiffs are the only things I say "stop. Stop. STOP." to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 16:00:00 2017 No.9771399 >>9771180 How have you been making lasagna

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 16:11:13 2017 No.9771439 >>9771180 if your sauce is not dry as fuck, yeah, you can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 16:43:31 2017 No.9771548 File: 183 KB, 1920x1080, lilbits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9766827 why

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:17:19 2017 No.9771857 >>9771399 >>9771439 I dont make it that often but the way I made it and my mom always made it was to boil the noodles at least part way before

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:31:35 2017 No.9771913 File: 1.23 MB, 852x480, regurg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9768737 >>9766811 Here you go friend >>9766842 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 18:50:59 2017 No.9771982 >>9771857 >>9771439 >>9771399 There's two types of noodles, one that you are suppose to boil before and one that you can put in plain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:05:06 2017 No.9772037 >>9771913 good webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:09:16 2017 No.9772059 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEW THREAD >NEW THREAD NEW THREAD >NEW THREAD >>9772042 >>9772042 >>9772042

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:30:49 2017 No.9772163 >>9772059 (((you)))

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:33:48 2017 No.9772179 >>9770415 Is this a new pasta?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 19:34:40 2017 No.9772182 >>9772179 I think so. I screencapped it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 20:14:23 2017 No.9772396 >>9772182 put me in the screencap

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