/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nobody cares about you or your diet.

>>9754824
my favorite vegan meal is a medium rare t-bone steak, who else likes vegan meals that include meat.

>>9754829

This is food and cooking. I never told you to post in this thread. If you don't like the diet then then post in the thread instead of being an insecure manchild about it.

>>9754836

Not vegan and not funny.

Anyway. My go to vegan meal is eggless pasta with a pesto sauce. Delicious.

>>9754851
ok what about a burger with a over easy egg on top? thats a really good vegan meal dont you agree?

>>9754863

Not vegan and not funny.

Vegans tongue my anus.

>>9754930

All this edge. Why would you post that?

>>9754933
Because vegans tongue my anus.

I went vegan about 2 years ago and it's honestly been one of the best choices I've ever made. It actually led me to really love cooking in a different way and launch a food blog which has had relatively good success. I think one of my favorite vegan meals to make is a big bowl of rice seasoned with furikake and topped with avocado, chickpeas tossed in smoked paprika and lime juice, tons of baby greens, and maybe some roasted sweet potatoes. If I'm feeling more junky I'll make what my family calls "creamy pasta" which is made with cashews, vegetable bouillon, a shit ton of nutritional yeast, smoked paprika (my favorite seasoning!), and a few other things.
I'm so excited to see other anons trying out plant based diets! I really believe we are in a vegetable renaissance at the moment and it's exciting to be on the forefront. There is an AMAZING restaurant in Philadelphia called Vedge (the chefs also run two lower price scale places called V-Street and Wiz Kid) and you should try and order their cookbook. They take vegetables to places that I can't even describe.

>>9754933
>hunting and killing an animal is edge in 2017
jesus

OP you’re going to turn into a soyboy and then eventually a woman. Enjoy being a faggot forever

>>9754945

What makes you think I'm male?

>>9754979

Fucking dumb stupid whore you deserve to be raped and forced to watch animals slaughtered on farms for fun. TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO YOU LIBERAL BITCH SLUT.

>>9754824
>most ethical
Debatable.
>Most healthy
Probably false.

Now that we have that out of the way, these muffins look pretty dope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_RoKIMyP80

>>9754982
Not OP but like....dude you gotta fuckin chill. You're on a forum about food and cooking and trying to act Alpha. Go make a cup of instant noodles before your mom makes you get off her laptop.

>>9754985

Why does Munchies have the best looking food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWMIpdhlVZY

I have never wanted to try something more than this vegan pulled mushroom sandwich. Looks fucking tasty.

>>9754992
A whiteknight appears

>>9754985
How is it debatable that veganism is the most ethical? One could make the argument about farm hands being treated poorly which is true but carnis eat fruit and vedge as well so ethically vegans are at least TRYING to be better. I mean the trauma that the butchers in slaughterhouses go through is absolutely insane!

That all being said, Waka makes a mean muffin.

>>9755009

This

>>9754992
\fuck off you stupid soy boy nu male KEK

>>9754972
this sounds terrible seek help anon

>>9755009
>trauma
not everyone is a fucking delicate flower that will wither at the slightest provocation

>>9755046
I can imagine your little virginal voice squeaking out "soy boy" and honestly it's pretty hot. Let me know when your cup noodles are done and I can fuck you with my soy boy cock.

>>9755084

Fucking liberal faggot

>>9755079
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/08/11/489468205/working-the-chain-slaughterhouse-workers-face-lifelong-injuries

Physical and Emotional trauma dumb shit. It's not about how delicate one is it's just that the human body and brain can only take SO much. PTSD is a bitch.

>>9755089
Honestly....this is really getting me going. Maybe I can make a ball gag out of a beet and you can wear it while I slap you with a big piece of tempeh.

>>9755112
>physical
oh noes labor intensive work is hard
>mental
see my previous post
seriously if you get ptsd from going to work then the issue is with you not with your job

dont bother to invite me to your funeral. your body will be too emaciated,and will blow away in the breeze. eat meat, goddammit, even if you have to harvest Krill.

>>9755202
What do you do for work? Also, have you ever slaughtered an animal?
This is like saying to someone who had black lung from working in coal mines that "oh noes labor-intensive work is hard"
Regarding mental health: would you tell a soldier with PTSD that the issue is with them and not their job?

>>9754836
i particularly like lamb boiled in its mother's milk, mostly to piss off Yahweh.

Fried crispy bacon. Shit is so good. The secret to why everyone loves it is that it has bacon in it. Don't know how many vegans know about this recipe yet, but you have to try it:
1. take bacon
2. fry the fuck outta it
3. cream yourself

>>9755267

Haha! It's so funny because the joke is bacon is meat but vegans can't eat meat lol!

>>9755009
Because veganism promotes the idea that killing animals is inherently wrong, when that could not be farther from the truth.
Hunting animals which would normally be prey before humans came along is highly ethical. When we wiped out all real predators for our own sake, we also wiped out predators for animals. This fucked up the circle of life and has led to massive overpopulation and starvation of various species, especially deer and boar.

>>9755225
>comparing repetitive stress injuries with black lung disease
>comparing working in a slaughterhouse to being in a warzone
and you expect people to take you seriously?

>>9755302

You need to take in the factors of variability in human resilience and genetic markers of things such as PTSD. Individuals all experience stress and trauma differently. You could have one person go to a warzone and be perfectly fine after seeing someone get their legs blown off but have another person who is working in a slaughterhouse, involved in an abusive relationship or even get mugged fare far worse. Stop seeing the world in such black and white terms dude.

>>9754979
>only men have tongues

This is what a vegan diet does to your cognition.

>>9755285
>it's physically impossible for vegans to eat meat
Yep. There it is. That's the joke.

>>9755351

Are you stupid or something?

>>9755351

ya stooooping orrrr summthinnn?

>>9755372
Must be, especially in regards to the "or something" part. I don't watch Rick and Morty like you. I feel retarded all of the sudden.

>>9755380

Shut the fuck up Forest. God damn millenials these days.

>>9755333
yeah and the latter kind of person you described is exactly what I was talking about when I said delicate flowers.
stop trying to shades of gray your way into not sounding like an ass

>>9755382
>m-muh age and m-muh nigger tier millennials joke of a scapegoat
Holy, shit. I want to have ED and pop pills to survive now. I'm learning so much.

>>9755386

Wow look at you so hardcore and manly. How dare some people have genetics which makes them more prone to certain disorders!

>>9754973

No. Posting photos of dead animals on a blue board just to make other people angry or sad or disgusted. Fucking autistic faggot.

>>9755333
Thank you for helping flesh this out

ITT: autists getting triggered by food choices

Girlfriend is vegan and since I'm on rather tight budget, every ingredient less that I have to buy is great.
We usually go for something simple, middle eastern cuisine is nice and you can go a long way with cheap vegetables.

Pic related, it's nothing fancy, but it doesn't have to be shitty food

>>9755430

Looks tasty dude. My go to food is falafel really. Cheap, filling, tasty.

>>9755430
>girlfriend is vegan therefore I am vegan
>I love this choice because I love her
Good choice there, bud. Sounds like you made it yourself. Both your vegan thing and relationship is gonna last for sure.

Big ass bowls of veggies for days!!

>>9755469

>Convenient
>Cheaper
>Cook together

It's practical. Why being such a dickface?

>>9755492
To plow through your pussyface before the rough wakeup.

>>9755430
This is so cute and nice!!! The hassleback potatoes look BANG!!

Some alkaline electric vegan chili i made from ty's conscious cooking website.
6 plum tomatoes, 3 cups of garbanzo beans, onions, tomatillo, bell peppers, and some vegan sausages.

>>9755527
Not the prettiest, but these are vegan sausages.
Made from garbanzo beans, mushrooms, onions, and garbanzo bean flour.
With a bunch of seasoning like basil, sage, and oregano, the flavor was very unique and tasty.

>>9755396
>hurr ptsd is a genetic predisposition
no it's not fagatron
if you have ptsd then it's likely because your parents raised a lilly livered nancy boy

Big vegan cheeze platter with Tofurkey sausage, pepper jelly, and a fresh olive loaf! Cheeze platters are one of my favorite dinners because they're so indulgent but super easy to throw together!

>>9754839
even still, nobody cares about you or your diet.

>>9755546
Ssshhhh....it's literal science that all humans benefit from therapy. Maybe you should check it out.

>>9755548
>vegan cheese
>vegan sausage
neither of these combinations of words make any goddamn sense.

>>9755559
You can make cheeses out of nuts.
And sausages with garbanzo bean and flour.

>>9755077
I think he's doing a bit of satire, at least that's what I hope

>>9755564
>You can make cheeses out of nuts.
Can you make cucumbers out of minced beef too?

>>9755552
>head shrinking is scientific and beneficial
except there's nothing scientific about head shrinking and it's not beneficial to everyone especially when they try to tell you that legitimate condition you have and are being treated for, is just in your head and you need to put in more effort to be social
yes I have a mental condition, and yes that means I'm broken and should not have kids

>>9755469
>implying I am vegan because my gf is vegan
>implying I am vegan at all
Nigga, I eat vegetables because I'm broke, not because I'm trying to impress my girlfriend. The meals I cook for myself aren't vegan and I do eat meat, I just happen to eat vegan meals most of the time.

Nice insecurities though. You been dumped by a vegan chick before or why do you seem so bitter?

>>9755413
>Hey guys. Just made the decision to go vegan a few weeks ago! Let's get a vegan recipes thread going
Would have been far less gay and retarded.
>follow the most ethical and healthy diet.
To me sounds like:
>bad goy! Stop practicing your culture!
Oven dodgers need to fuck off back to isreal.

>>9755564
But it's not cheese, and it's not sausage, it's a pale imitation desperately consumed in an attempt to remind yourself of what it was like when you ate real food.

>>9755413
>dead animals make you want to cry
Jesus fucking christ do you never leave your room?

>>9755576
>Nice insecurities though. You been dumped by a vegan chick before or why do you seem so bitter?
Kek. Because a vegan lifestyle is practical while broke. Nigger, get less retarded. Cheap food is cheap food, and you can find cheap meat. Vegan seems more expensive unless you eat the same shit every day. Going to be hilarious when you get assblasted for not wanting to stay vegan, faggot.

>>9754829
>nobody cares about you or your diet.

>>9755546

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetics_of_posttraumatic_stress_disorder

Have fun arguing with science you retarded faggot.

>>9755585

You need to fuck off back to /pol/

>>9755757

>>9755828

Literally 0 fucks given. I'm not even vegan I eat fish mostly but meat every now and then, I just think you're a fag.

>>9755835

>>9755854

Goose is my favorite bird to eat. Best fucking meat, far better than duck.

>>9755858
Yeah, goose kicks ass.

>>9755866

You're still a fucking faggot even if we both like goose

>>9755828
>>9755854
Not even vegans feel sorry for geese, you idiot.

>>9755858
Agreed, but duck is usually much cheaper for me. We have goose for Christmas.

>>9755903
Why, because i think kikes should get the fuck back to isreal? They're the only people in canada who are actively fucking with us Indians. They're fucking with you, too. If you're white, you probably got your foreskin sliced off and then eaten by them.

>>9754836
i see you're a transvegan
i'm a transvegan myself also

>>9755949
A literal torture chamber. Thats it im going vegan!

>>9754824
>follow the most ethical and healthy diet
>yeah, keep eating your soylent you good goyim

>>9754824
Why vegans talk like shills?

>>9754836
>>9756008
Ah, me too! I used to love t-bone, but now I'm switching to pepperoni. So I'd eat nothing with animal products except pepperoni pizzas! I'm trying soylent and raw diet now, but I'd have a pepperoni pizza takeaway now and then. So many people was inspired by my diet, but of course they don't know my little secret!

>>9754824
either you're serious or you're a faggot. either way go to reddit.

>>9754836
My favorite vegan meal is fish tacos. The fish are vegan, so it's vegan, and it's so yummy!

>>9755536
>this is what vegans eat

I failed to take down the namethetrait argument and I found myself struggling with a good justification for eating meat apart from "it tastes good lol". I just decided to go vegan since it's more aligned with my beliefs. Also I have a history of heart disease in my family so why not. I still don't really care about animals tbqh.

>>9756386
>persian cooking
>fries 'n beans with pork sausage
even though uk is being hit by pakis 'n shit, doesn't make british cuisine is now persian

Hey guys. Just made the decision to go get a PS4 a few weeks ago! Let's get a sony thread going and feel free to share your reasons and stories about why you have chosen to follow the most ethical and healthy gaming console.

>>9754824
Try 70% Fruit & 30% Raw Veg

>>9755009
The most ethical diet is the low-demand byproduct diet. See by only eating liver I am just making use of meat that would otherwise be wasted.

>>9756730
The most ethical diet is to eat a bullet but most people are too selfish

>>9756745
I can't do shellfish. I puff up like the driving instructor in certain episodes of the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants

>normies will recoil in disgust if you eat horse

get on my level fags. Maybe I'd try dog too

>>9754979
You're really a weak woman if you can't resist any opportunity to reveal your gender online.

>>9754824
Serious question: why go full vegan over vegetarian? Even if we accept that killing or harming animals I'd unethical, it's possible to get milk, eggs, etc without causing harm to any cows or chickens, you just have to source your ingredients responsibly. Cows need to be milked, chickens will lay eggs whether we want them to or not, and it would be a shame to let that go to waste.

To stay semi-on-topic, these black bean burgers are pretty good, even for a meat-eater like myself (the recipe does contain egg, full disclosure). http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/03/the-food-lab-the-best-black-bean-burgers.html

>>9757549
Even with infinite financial loss, it's not possible to sustain a dairy operation without slaughter occurring somewhere, unless you have infinite land for the explosively increasing surplus of bulls.

soyboy general

>>9754897
>Not vegan and not funny.
someone is grouchy today... have you had enough protein?

>>9757570
As a whole food vegan, I usually don't eat soy at all, because soybeans are so rarely stocked in stores, even Asian ones, and there's so much other stuff I like more. Soy milk and tofu are junk foods because the nutritious fibrous bits are strained out. Sometimes I have tempeh, but usually not because it costs too much for what it is.

>>9757565
>explosively increasing surplus of bulls.
That's Jordan's favorite sexual fantasy.

>>9754824
>the most ethical and healthy diet.
This is the main thing people don’t like about vegans and why your threads are always full of shitposts and trolls. No one likes being talked down to and judged from an ivory tower. Especially when the ethical grounds on which said judgement is being made is from an entirely subjective point of view. It would be like if I started a thread on /po/ about how I like to use paper made entirely from animal products because I value plant life more than animal life, and then proceeded to imply everyone who uses wood pulp paper for their origami and papercrafts are ethically in the wrong.

>>9754824
You realize deer would literally go extinct with out us hunting them right?

>>9754992
Either this is copypasta or just typical /ck/. Maybe both.

>>9757627
Ban cars, go back to oxen power. World saved.

>>9757637
>waaaaah waaaaah im triggered

No one fucking cares , fatty

>>9757637
Veganism tends to attract the kind of people who like to judge others and think they are superior. Not all vegans are like this, but many are. Even if they weren't vegans they'd be insufferable douches.

I'm vegan too, I eat tons of imitation plants made from meat.

ITT: carnivores triggered because they know they have the moral low ground

Seriously, does just the existence of someone able to reject meat based on their moral convictions threaten you so much? Does it make you realize that you're too weak to give up the smallest thing even though you know it's wrong? You're like crabs in a bucket.

>>9757782
>does just the existence of someone able to reject meat based on their moral convictions threaten you so much
Nope.

What bothers me is the lack of logic involved. It's like throwing out the baby with the bathwater to exclude ALL animal products from one's diet when it's only certain ones, under certain conditions, that are problematic. I can't get behind any system which ignores obvious differences and paints everything with the same brush.

>>9757799
Honestly I'm not even vegan, but I can't fully blame them for painting things so broadly given the state of modern factory farming. Avoiding shit like honey is probably going too far, but I can understand swearing off of eggs and milk, or at least the mass produced stuff.

>>9757806
I most certainly can.
What's wrong with saying "avoid factory farmed meat" as opposed to "avoid all meat"?

>>9754824

I'm curious what a male vegan eats in a day, because it seems like the amount of food you'd have to eat to be full and meet caloric needs is insane.

eg:

I'm
>5'11
>155 lbs
>maintenance is 22-2300 cal/day
>ideally I'd like to get 100 g of protein/day too

What can you eat per day as a vegan to attain this? Aside from tons of beans

>>9757832
Because eating meat at all is taking a life to live when you otherwise don't have to. Where I lose the plot is when it comes to animal products that don't require the death of the animal to consume, like milk or eggs or honey. The logic is that the conditions used to produce those goods are inhumane to the animals, but at that point, I'm in the same boat as you in that I think you could just avoid factory farmed stuff rather than avoiding all of it wholesale.

>>9757850
>Because eating meat at all is taking a life to live when you otherwise don't have to.
Every living thing does so at the expense of another. It's how the world works. Even if you choose not to kill an animal directly in order to consume it, you still have to kill animals in order to raise crops. It may be less obvious that there is harm done when you eat a carrot as opposed to a piece of meat, but lets not kid ourselves here: animals are dying for both.

>>9754824
>vegan

What's up with the vegan spam? You never saw it before about a month ago. Now it's another cancer thread in the few boards I read.

What. The. Fuck?

>>9757869
>You never saw it before about a month ago
You must be new here. This shit has been going on for years and years.

>>9757869
Youve been here for two months, settle down

>>9757861
As opposed to the farmland cleared for meat animals, which does ecological harm on top of directly killing the product? There's at least a lot less harm done with mass produced fruits and vegetables compared to mass produced meat.

I actually just went vegan a few weeks ago. Not because of "muh ethics or anything, just did it because. I've never physically felt better in my lift. My skin cleared up, most of my aches are gone, i sleep better, and I actually feel like I have energy for the first time in forever.
I understand It's not a diet for everyone and I do think that meat and cheese is delicious, but I don't think I'm going back just because of how much better I feel. It's fantastic.
Gonna miss steak and butter though

>>9757881
>As opposed to the farmland cleared for meat animals, which does ecological harm on top of directly killing the product?
Nope, not "opposed to". "Also".

>>There's at least a lot less harm done with mass produced fruits and vegetables compared to mass produced meat.
They both have massive environmental impact. Problems from fertilizer and pesticide runoff is huge. So is the obvious harm caused by clearing land for farming in the first place. The point is that every single thing we humans consume is predicated upon the death of other living things. It's silly to pretend that we can avoid it. Don't get me wrong--I'm all in favor of reducing harm--but pretending that veggies are automatically OK while animal products are necessarily wrong is simply incorrect, regardless of one's metric (nutrition or environmental harm).

>>9757849

can anyone answer this? I need logistics

>>9757910
>>9757849
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/justin3.htm

That should answer most of you questions. Adjust to fit your needs.

>>9754824
My go to is rice and beans with some thyme and lemon pepper for newer vegans. You should try to learn to make vegetable broths and tomato sauces, they really help cover the fuckups when you are learning. Also youll want to find whats seasonal around you, squash is fantastic this time of year. Not even vegan, just appreciate a vegan thread that doesnt start with 20 junk studies.

>>9757849
I'm not a dude but I am 5'10 and 157 lbs on a vegan diet. I literally eat a couple sweet potatoes for breakfast or avocado toast, a bowl of pasta with chickpeas for lunch, and then any variety of vegan meals for dinner ranging from burgers and tacos to sushi or salads. It's very easy to get enough protein on a vegan diet. Don't let all the money from the meat industry fool you into thinking it's unhealthy or hard to be vegan.

>>9757910
I'm not a vegan, but I can't imagine it would be that hard to figure out. Many vegan foods are very filling, an on top of that most people who are seriously into diet probably don't care too much about being "full" anyway. I was into bodybuilding back in college, and regardless if I was on a cut or a bulk cycle I calculated my diet based on my weight goals. Whether or not I was "full" (or uncomfortably too full) was never a factor in my diet decisions.

You do seem like you're including a very high protein amount in your diet. Any specific reason for that? Even if you were on the gear (steroids) that's an excessive amount of protein.

Beans and bananas seem to be the main staples I see when people are discussing vegan diets from a "big tough man" sort of perspective.

Not even planning on becoming a full blown vegan, or even vegetarian, but ffs, I wish non-baiting vegan threads would actually get a chance here. I'm actually curious to some decent vegetarian/vegan recipes.

>>9757937
All that starch is tubbing you up.

>vegan burger, tacos, sushi
Nice meme.

>>9757937

sweet potatoes are like 100 cals each
avocado on toast is like..500-600 cal

serving size of pasta is 300 cals, plus serving size of chick peas is maybe another 300.

That's 1200 cals total plus dinner, if you're aiming for avg 2000 cal/day goal, you need 800 cal for dinner.

>>9757978

to put things in perspective this is an avg day for me as non vegan:

>breakfast
>2 pieces of whole wheat toast with peanut butter
>~300 cal

>shake
>banana, water, greek yogurt, 1 scoop whey, 2 eggs, cup of spinach, 1/2 cup frozen berries, 4 tsp olive oil
>~500 cals

>lunch
>sausage
>1/2 cup brown rice
>cut up veggies
>~ 600 cals

>granola bar
>150 cal

>1/3 cup of mixed nuts
>300 cal

>dinner
>trout fillet
>1/2 cup of brown rice
>cut up veggies
>~450 cal

>evening snacks
>crackers
>cheese
>peanut butter
>~200 cal

>>9757926
this is not good

Vegan clam chowder
Instead of clams i used mushrooms
With spelt bread

>>9757950
Check out ty's conscious cooking on either his YouTube or website.
I've been saying this to anyone that's interested in vegan recipes with out soy.

>>9758014

It's not clam chowder then faggot, it's creamy mushroom soup. I think the fact that you didn't even use real dairy cream means you can't even call that shit chowder.

>>9757966
>tubbing you up
The healthy weight for women at 5'10 is anywhere from 132-173. Considering I'm a bicyclist I'm doing just fine. Thanks tho!

>>9757978
I actually track my meals from time to time because I exercise a lot and need to get the right amount of calories. I go light in the morning so I do tend to stay 500 cals or under. For lunch I'll hit around 600 including veggies. Dinner I typically eat 600-700 cals. But I also eat an apple with peanut butter at work and usually a smoothie after workouts. Definitely hitting over 2000 a day.
They make a lot of really good vegan protein powders too!

>>9758049
Whatever you say, pillsbury.

>>9758022
Not the mushroom chowder person but like where is the rule that you have to use dairy to make chowder? You can create heavy cream sauces and soups with cashews, macadamia nuts, etc.

Y'all are seriously like....the least creative people in the world. Probably were freaked out by broccoli till you were in 10th grade.

>>9758056
Anytime, manlet!

>>9758049

yeah unfortunately the vegan/veggie protein powders are usually way more expensive for smaller amounts, unless there's sales going on.

>>9758057

I think cream by definition is dairy based

>>9758057
>but like where is the rule that you have to use dairy to make chowder?

You fucking dummy

>>9758060
>that deflection
lol

>>9758073
"the thick white or pale yellow fatty liquid that rises to the top when milk is left to stand and that can be eaten as an accompaniment to desserts or used as a cooking ingredient."

I mean, the fat from nut milk literally does the same thing soooo

You just have to consider how silly it is to like...completely reject an equally respectable way of cooking. I'm not the type of vegan to bash meat eaters but it's so annoying when meat eaters have this ancient mindset when food can and should be innovated.

>>9758057
There's nothing wrong with being creative with your recipes. But there is something wrong with not updating the terminology to reflect the changes you made.

>>9758083
>Cream is a dairy product composed of the higher-butterfat layer skimmed from the top of milk before homogenization. In un-homogenized milk, the fat, which is less dense, will eventually rise to the top
>the yellowish part of milk containing from 18 to about 40 percent butterfat
You sound like an insufferable faggot.
>I'm trying to innovate!
No, you're co-opting existing definitions and changing it to fit your agenda.

>>9758087
Literally all vegan recipes state that they are vegan alternatives to prior recipes if they are trying to replicate a non-vegan thing. It's like....nobody is trying to TRICK you into thinking you're eating dairy. You're like the kind of person who tries to sue the grocer over carrying nut milks labeled as "Nut Milks" because THEY'RE NOT MILK!!1!!!1!!!

>>9758020
>alkaline electric
Haven't heard that term in the context of food before.

>>9758105
I'm literally not co-opting anything??? I'm just telling you that you shouldn't freak the fuck out when people who eat plant-based diets want to make chowder with something else that contains ass tons of fat???? Like nuts???
You have to stay calm! Considering how much cholesterol you have clogging you up you are going to have a heart attack if you get too angry!!

>>9758120
>lol I just want to make X without its characteristic ingredient
That means it isn't X anymore, you b12 deficient moron

>lol mad carnie
Fuck off, you smug cunt.

>>9758120
Make your food however you want to. Just change the name to reflect the changes you made to the recipe.

>>9758157
>b12 deficient
Tell that to my blood tests, fatty

>I'M NOT ANGRY FUCK OFF!!!
xoxo

>>9758165
>IF I MAKE THEM ANGRY IN MEME ARROWS THEY ARE ANGRY!!1
>must be that cholesterol :^)

>>9758177
I get it! That's supposed to my little brain. I feel like if my eyes roll any further I might finally get to see how small it actually is!

>>9758190
Wanna fuck already?

>>9758209
Sorry, I don't want to be subjected to your foul chunky carni cum

>>9758232
But it's vegan

>>9758241
Yeah so is like...literal shit

>>9758272
But enough about vegan food, how about you try some of my nut alt-milk?

>>9758292
Are you whacking off your vienna sausage to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkwflddQShk

>>9757549
Health but also it being directly connected to said industrial slaughter.

>>9757799
Most animal products come from industrial slaughter houses and all are certainly bad for your health.

>>9758965
Why can't you name one then instead of just spouting Jewish buzzwords?

>>9758014
we call that dish semen stew where im from

Anyone hyped for this cookbook? Will it be poodoo because he's white?

>>9758022
>no fun allowed

>>9758109
There are foods that are alkaline, that help energize our body.
A lot of meat and processes foods are acidic and can make you feel slower.
It's hard to get sick if your digestive system is in a alkaline state.
>where's the source/link?
Look up dr.sebi. he talks about this concept along with a vegan life style.

>>9759068
this is why I hate vegans, get your own food culture instead of poorly recreating other foods. and stop calling shit something it's not

>>9759028
Then I'll gargle all the semen stew you can spew!

>>9759106
Cause yeah I'm just going to list all the ingredients that are in it as the name of the dish.
Calm your Tities man.
I can give it some gay name, or actually give it a name of what it taste/looks like.

>>9759126
it's not vegan clam chowder it's fucking mushroom soup

Just to piss more people off, here's another dish i made.
"Vegan" chicken tendies made from Portobello mushrooms with spiced up spelt flour.

>>9759144
yeah, that's fried mushrooms asswipe

>>9759106
>your own food culture
Jesus. It's just food mate and they call it vegan clam chowder so people can still have as close to what they miss. What's wrong with that?

>>9759140
This is a mushroom soup i made.
The clam chowder i made in the other pick had garbanzo bean flower in it along with bean water to thicken it up. I guess if you had to be technical it would be more like a gravy then a soup.

>>9759021
You'd have a harder time naming one that isn't. Blaming "duh jews" for everything you dislike is in itself a buzzword btw.

>>9759155
what's wrong with it is it's not fucking clam chowder!!! it's mushroom soup

Along with the "vegan chicken tendies" i made some ketchup shopping sauce with a side of "vegan" coleslaw made from butternut squash, zucchini, and a mixture of Brazilian nuts and hemp milk.

>>9759165
Mate you are literally so mad. Watch your blood pressure.

>>9759173
don't worry I take medication for my blood pressure, so I can get as angry as I like

>>9759171
>>9759161
>>9759144
delicious :)

the idea of animal rights is incoherent

>>9759176
Prevention is better than a cure friend.

>>9759176
If you ate better you probably wouldn't need the medication.
Have you considered fasting?
Not saying it's a cure all, but it gives your body time to rest and fix itself, instead of constant inflammation, keeping your whole body's immune system overactive in a bad way.

>>9759200
symptom or cure it doesn't matter since all western medicine does is treat symptoms with little to no regard for underlying causes like pretentious vegans on the internet

>>9754824
Rabbit feed is not food. Get out.

>>9759194
Damn man, your the first guy to say to me that they look delicious on this board.
Usually vegan threads derail pretty easily on /ck/ and all i want to talk about is how to better my dish or what people think about it besides that it's not meat.

>>9759217
so don't mention it's vegan and just name it accurately, then there will be no derailment

>>9759090
>There are foods that are alkaline, that help energize our body.
>A lot of meat and processes foods are acidic and can make you feel slower.
>It's hard to get sick if your digestive system is in a alkaline state.
My face when this entire post to be quite honest
Do you have a single piece of evidence for this reasoning, because i can show you several that show that "alkaline" food does nothing for your health
For fucks sake your stomach is filled with acid that would make the basic compounds into salts which you would then piss out

>>9759230
Look up Dr.sebi nigga

>>9759278
>look up dr. pajeet
how bout no

>>9759222
No cares for your autism. There's a reason it's called "mock meat".

>>9759217
It's interesting you try yourself to replicate meat dishes. The only one i've done thus far is bolognese. Usually I just make stuff that already works as vege; stir fries, fajitas, pasta, burgers etc

>>9759205
>blaming the root causes is pretentious
Now I get the /pol/ mentality

>>9754824
I'd shoot that deer, and slit it open and have a barbecue in front of you just for that faggot post

>>9759280
How bout...
Ok...

>>9759294
If your interested, check out tys conscious cooking. He just has a giant array of recipes that are delicious. Most of the Mock meat i make is composed of garbanzo beans and a flour to keep it sturdy. Still learning on how to make it juicy though. Maybe mince everything that i need in a good processor and then add some small chopped chunks of onions/bell peppers/mushrooms.
Here's a pic of the vegan chicken tendies and some flat hotdogs. (Didn't have a hot dog mold and just wanted to only have to cook 2 sides by making it flat)

Does sucking dick count as vegan?

>>9758014
>Vegan clam chowder

>>9754972
Hit me up with your blog please im interested.

>>9759422
My cat's turd and my diarrhea looks better than those fake meat at the top plate

>>9754836
I love tender venison myself

>>9759038
So far recipes look not fun at all.

>>9754851
cows only eat plants like grass so they are vegan

>>9755430
would be much better with some thin stripes of roasted chicken.

>>9756652
70% fruit enjoy your diabetes.

I want to eat that moose

>>9759230

this is the latest nutrition craze, having a basic diet and neutralizing all the acidic foods. My mom is on it because of her acid reflux. Drinks water from fucking iceland with a pH of 8.

>>9761741
Can't you just add some calcium carbonate yourself?

Ive been vegetarian for years now. I dont support those darn factory farms and I refuse to perpetuate them with even a CENT on my monies.
My favorite salad consists on greens, romaine lettuce, chopped red onion, corn, black beans, and roasted sweet potato. Make a delish drrssing out of avocado, lime and cilantro.

>>9761354
how would mostly fruit give you beetus?

Carnivorefags, why is it okay to eat any animal except endangered species, horses cats or dogs? Could it be that you actually don't have a leg to stand on?

>>9763804

They are fags

>>9763804
>horses cats or dogs?
Why said it's wrong to eat those?

>>9754824
I think the all too common pretentious vocal vegan and horrifying imitation food in the vegan aisle at the grocery store give vegan food a bad rep. I don't have the exact recipes my girlfriend uses so I can't help.

To clarify, not vegan but I am dating one.
My favorite vegan food I've tried is a coconut cream cupcake followed in a distant second by some spicy, black bean burger.
Her Filipino step mom makes some pretty damn good cauliflower soup too.

On that note, I've had some really good vegan pizza the last time we went out on a date, thought it was just going to be soy crap but it was actually good enough to order more to take home.
I could never go vegan though, cheese/cheese cake are too good.

>>9763804
We tend to eat herbivores and avoid eating predators and animals that are considered companions and pets. I'll personally eat any meat that's served to be except for human meat, though.

>>9754824
>Healthy diet
:^)

If I give up dairy for the sake of my skin, can I still eat cheese?

>>9763804
veganfags, why is it ok to kill insects and rodents but cows and pigs is terrible?

>>9755121
Im on the verge of grabbing some popcorn and watch this thread some more. This is comedy gold :^)

>>9754824
Go Vegan its great

>>9755585
that looks like it smells good

>>9754824
You can male a surprising decent Alfredo sauce with cauliflower puree, yeast powder stuff, and lemon juice. It tastes and is damn similar in texture to the classic, but is quite a bit lighter.

>>9754945

Time to Evolve

>>9756652

Not a vegan but I do enjoy thai vegetable soup on occasion.

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/thai-vegetable-tofu-soup-191366

>>9765345
Is there any garnish on this? Looks good to me

>>9765359
It might have a similar flavor but I don't think the texture would be the same, you're missing a lot of fat and protein.

>>9765258
It's not ok actually...

>>9765402
yeah It had a coriander and garlic garnish and olive oil and yeah it was good

>>9765258
why is it ok to kill cows and pigs but killing cats and dogs is terrible

>>9765607
Its okay to kill cats and dogs.

>>9765607
I don't see why it's wrong to kill some animals and not others. I don't think killing cats and dogs is any different than killing pigs or chickens.

>>9757849
Oatmeal with rice and pea protein powder, flax and chia, cinnamon, agave syrup, peanut butter, almond milk to thicken, berries and banana. Coffee or tea

That’s my breakfast most days. A ton of calories and clean. Cont.

>>9759171
That slaw looks like eggs. Cool recipe I’m gonna try it soon

>>9767215
I usually make a big quinoa stir fry and eat leftovers for a couple days. a pound of seitan cubed, mushrooms, snap peas, bell pepper,carrot, garlic, onion, water chestnut, garam masala, paprika, turmeric, agave, sometimes a hot pepper or two

Throw that over a plate of quinoa and you’ve got a huge satisfying meal.

My favorite books are the moosewood series(though some of their stuff is vegetarian). I’ll give Ty’s site a look, it’s nice to have new ideas.

>>9754824
Only a few weeks and you're already reaching out to tell as many people as possible about your vegan lifestyle. Stop it. Nobody is proud of you.

Tvp is also really quick and easy to prepare. Rehydrate some and put relish, mustard, ketchup, and liquid aminos in there and you’ve got a cheap filler sloppy joe. Add corn and beans as sides and you’ve got a calorically dense meal with complete proteins.

>>9754930
How do anteaters taste like?

>>9767298
This is actually what people hate about vegans. Just keep your opinions to yourself and talk about the food. Old people or folks who are scared of change will literally lash out at you. Much better to pepper a food conversation with a cool new recipe you tried. If you wanna feel smug or morally superior for not contributing to murder, just hold on to that thought and leave it unspoken. Meaters know what they’re doing is wrong but they don’t have the fiber of character to change. People hate being reminded of their poor life choices. It’s just like telling a smoker that cigarettes are bad for you. They already know and resent you for reminding them

>>9767337
Probably like chicken.

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