/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9748450

Well, actually, "bloomin' onion" is the inauthentic Americanized name invented by the Bloomin' Foods restaurant group, owners of the Outback Steakhouse franchise.

In Australia it's called an "onion cunt".

Triggered.

>>9748466
:^)

You can get authentic Australian food at pic related

>>9748497
the piss no one drinks locally so we send overseas and they all think it's great

This thread made me realize that I cannot think of a single dish Australia is famous for. Vegemite doesn't really count because that's just a disgusting spread. What do they even eat? Grilled kangaroo dick and emu meatballs?

>>9748661
I've never seen anyone drink fosters more than once. It's not cheap enough to replace bud light and doesn't taste good enough to be bought over anything else.

>>9748661
No one drinks it anywhere. I'm boggled by their business plan.

>>9748692
I imagine they're eating rabbits. There's 1300 of them per square mile

>>9748752
Sauce.

>>9748692
pie floater from south australia is unique

>>9748661
You must be retarded if you think that is brewed in Australia and shipped to north America

>>9748738
My polish friend drinks it. I think he just likes the giant wide can

>>9748692
shrimp on the barbie

>>9748498
Oh shit. Hell yeah I love to eat down under.

>>9748756
Plum would be nice.

>>9748692
>I cannot think of a single dish Australia is famous for

People travel from all over the world to eat a snag in Bunning's parking lot.

>>9748897

>>9748902

I'm guessing that you have to be pretty drunk.

>>9748818

>>9748789

Pie and Peas has been a thing in Northern England for more than a century my friend

>>9748984
yeah mushy peas on the side and not with ketchup nice try nigel

>>9748897
US did it better

>>9748450
/thread

>>9749164
The US does everything better

>>9749164
a little heavy on the relish and onions there

>>9749196
>a little heavy on the relish and onions there

that's what happens when the food photographer doesn't truly appreciate junk food and gets carried away with symmetry

>>9749053

Placing a pie in mushy peas is not distinct, also Mint Sauce is best sauce for peas

I am glad you have adopted meat pies as a cultural thing though, just Britain and Aus/NZ apparently

>>9749209
Fucking patrician pic

>>9748756
There's 10 billion rabbits I'm aus. Google it, then do the math

>>9749164
That's a hotdog you fuckwit

Well we invented meat pies, sausage rolls, beer. That's good enough i say

>>9749283
I'm quite certain all of those existed before the 1780s

>>9749374
Doubt it

>>9749379
when chili's had it theirs was like 2500 calories

>>9749411

that's more like it. we deserve our money's worth.

>>9749196
ive been seeing this pic on 4chan for over a decade and just now realised its a fucking bald dude kissing a baby, not a photoshopped double ass.
wow.

>>9749431

I wonder if that's the appeal. I never clicked on it because I've seen enough assholes on 4chan already.

more happy nigel

>>9749431
Oh shit I see it now

>>9748497
do they put fennel in this? Because that's what it tastes like to me

I hear the feathery locals really like to eat this

ONION BURSTS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!

>>9749685
F

>>9748661
what beer is actually popular in Australia?

>>9749685
and they're fucking delicious
cowaBOONGA

>>9749164

>>9748897
>slice of bread instead of a bun

hey that's pretty retarded

>>9748897
That looks fuckin great

>>9750205
Qld: XXXX Gold
Nsw: Tooheys new
Vic: Carlton Draught
I'm not sure about the other states. My fav has got to be fat yak.

>op pic related

>>9750234
Also I forgot VB and Coopers

>>9748789
>>9748897
>>9748906
>>9749164

>anglos in charge of food

This is the only thing I know about straya food
It looks disgusting

>>9750291
pretty much this. Anglos have ruined the standards for cuisine across the board. When I was watching Papillon the meals they had actually looked somewhat enviable but I think the food in the American prison system is more egregious than the rape.

>>9749431
I still thought it was an ass until I read your post. And even when I knew what it was I could still barely make it out instead of an ass.

>>9749397
Don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

>>9748692
carpetbag steak

>>9748450
emus-
Oh, wait.

>>9748897
>ketchup on hotdog

>>9750234
I dunno about that, I haven't seen Tooheys or Carlton all that much in either state. Victoria seems to be moving to Furphy and NSW just seems like a random lottery of generic beers now days.

>>9750205
Huffing gas.

>>9750846
Obama plz

>strayan food
Anzac Biscuits
Damper
Tim Tams
Cherry Ripe
Chiko roll

>>9750205
XXXX if you live in Queensland, VB if you're a dirty southerner, Coopers if you live in South Australia, I forget what they drink in West Australia. They're all pretty shit though. Toohey's Extra Dry, Cartlon Mids or Great Northern is where it's at.

>>9750234
Fat yak is a good one.

>>9748462
underrated post

>>9749425
>>9749379
>>9749411
>literally an adult's daily calorie intake

>>9751612
Maybe if you don't LIFT

Let's be honest, m8s
The only smart colonists are the ones that import a fuckton of cows and then enjoy the fruits of millions of cows grazing in millions of hectares of lands without a predator big enough to fuck with the cows, ecology be arsed

>>9751603
Nobody drinks VB you poof.

>>9748692

Do you like macadamia nuts? If not then you're gonna fucking learn to.

>>9748692
I might be wrong but I think chicken parmigiana actually started in Australia, it's not from Italy.

Maybe I'm just a fatass but when I think of authentic aussie food my brain goes to Tim Tams

>>9750211

>>9748906
We usually have a sesh and go down there with the munchies

>>9750205
Corona extra, s'noice

>>9751664
And then sign an arseload of free trade agreements, resulting in 70% of our beef being exported

>>9749431
i love these types of images. i wonder if there are any more.

>>9751797
Yeah, I like them too. Part of the charm is that they almost always happen by accident rather than being staged.

>>9751799

>>9749431
I have been on 4chan for quite a few years now and strangely enough this is the first time I have seen this pic. I also thought it was a shot of the assholes of twins conjoined at the hip or something

>>9750928
Lots of lamb, as I recall. Is damper something you can buy at a bakery, or do you have to be a jolly swagman camped by a billabong?

>>9749209
It's also done to make it look like more food.

>people shit-talking fairy bread and bunnings snags
FUCK OFF

>>9748692
You've clearly never had prison food before.

>>9752355
Tried it once. Way too fucking salty. Spat it back out. Vile.

Best thing in Australia, coming through.

The apartments the company put me up in while contracting in roofuckerland had a Harry's a block away. It was dinner most nights.

>>9752375
is that a fork?

>>9752387
Yeah. it can be a bit messy to eat. So they give you a fork. That pic is just from their website. They make some amazing meat pies and sausage rolls as well.

>>9748466

this post make a me raff out roud

>>9748897
>welfare dogs

yea, get fucked cunt

>>9749431
l always thought it was a dude about to poop on a baby

>>9751612
a bloomin onion is shared, not consumed by an individual

>Outback markets this "shrimp on the barbie" shit for years
>go to Australia
>they don't even call them shrimp, they say prawns.
>never heard anyone say barbie either

>>9748692
>activated almonds

>>9752899
I find it funny because we call crayfish 'prawns', sometimes mudpuppy.

I've heard that the brown onions are worth a trip to the country alone

>>9752899
Shrimp are a specific type of prawn

>>9749431
Interesting seeing as how the photo is a year old at most

>>9753445
your timeline just recently converged onto ours.

>>9753427
Other way around.

>>9753407

>>9752896
speak for yourself

>>9748692
Pavola (though NZ fags will claim it)
Scallop Pie
Flat White
ANZAC biscuits
Damper

That's about it.

>>9749184
Not chocolate.

>>9749379
>1954 calories in an entree
Jesus Christ

>>9752896
>having people to share with

>>9748789
is that a ritz cracker with ketchup on top of green paint?

I'm surprised that this hasn't been posted yet.

>>9753709
It's an entree in the French sense of the word, which means it's shared amongst a table of people.

>>9748738
Yeah I've literally never seen anyone drink Fosters. I don't even know any bar that serves it. Pretty sure it just sits in the back of the liquor stores for those people that just turned 21 and saw those commercials and want to try it.

>>9753701
It's pavlova you poofter
>>9750297
fuck you, don't talk shit about fairy bread you cunt

>>9748450
Kek

>>9749431
Mind blown

>>9751612
if your a 5'5 manlet

just to fuck off that faggot poster from adelaide

>>9749164
MVP right here.
Saved my life when my apt burnt down with all my loot many years ago.

>>9751797
I have a pic that looks like a baby getting fucked in the ass as a thumbnail, but it's really a pic of a sunscreened man's back and neck.

>>9751603
Are you fucking stupid cunt, only one beer you listed (Coopers, which is the best fuckin OG commercial Australian beer) are all made by CUB & otherwise you've listed shit mid-strength garbage. i bet your shit girlfriend makes you drink mids cause you're just such a cunt.

Little creatures is the best new company on the market, pricey but delicious.... their IPA is pretty amazing.

>>9751667
Only basic bitches & when you're hand is forced cause venues are practically forced to have Carlton, VB (CUB beers)

Like any beer, it's a lot more bearable poured from a tap than Stubbies or Tinnies

>>9754179
Careful a kiwi doesn't see you stealing their national food. Apparently they invented first and we stole it from them.

>>9756414
>little creatres
>new
>founded in 2000 in Fremantle, Western Australia
>recently sold out to Lion Nathan

>>9755957
what's that brown sauce? i hope it's not barbecue sauce; that shit's disgusting.

>>9752360
Yeah I've heard, but have you tried Vegemite?

>>9749450
>chips

TRIGGERED

>>9748450
This stuff was always fucking legit when I was in Australia

>>9748466
literally loling

>>9750234
Tassie is boags or cascade.

But aside from all that generic shit, the craft beer scene here in the country is fucking mint

>>9752355

I was curious about this so I got some on amazon.

Fucking love it. I use a heavy amount too. I love dipping a buttered/vegemite toast into runny egg yolk with the hot sauce on them...so many flavors

>>9748692
>talking shit about lamingtons

>>9748497
Foustas
Strayan fa beeuh

I hate Australians so fucking much

>>9749186
Ayyyy

>>9754179
The fuck is this called anon

>>9756420
I don't think I've seen VB on tap in 5+ years.

>>9757619
Check the filename

>>9748825
But, but we don't call them shrimp though...

>>9750234
Carlton is fairly popular in NSW too, or maybe I just go to the right places. I tend to not actually like beer all that much but Carlton Draught is some good shit.

>>9752360
I bet you put it on like jam instead of spreading it super thinly didn't you.

>>9756437
Never understood why people like barbecue sauce, horrible stuff.
>when you forget to change the sauce from bbq to tomato when ordering from dominos

>>9749444
>Won't click on it
>But still wonders about it

>>9748450
It's from burgerland, not ours mate.
No.

>>9750846
It's tom sauce on a snag you dumb americunt

>>9759386
literally the same thing

>>9759408
Yeah nah fuck off cunt.

>>9757296
Still waiting on that Lamingtons tutorial video from communitychannel. I'm sure they're delicious but now I'll never be able to know for sure.

>>9759528
You're the reason why I made this thread.

>>9748661
Nobody thinks this garbage is great. In fact I cannot think of one Australian manufactured item that people consider "great." Makes sense too, criminals usually aren't good engineers.

>>9750205

They're more into inhalants in that country.

>>9749209

The burger look great but fuck, they can't even make their fries look good for promotion.

>>9751707

I want to do a lot worse to that picture but eh, blue board.

Australians on the internet (especially within this context, where they want to flex their Australian-ness to foreigners) are so tryhard. Its like you know it became a meme that Australians always say cunt and fuck off m8 and now you just play into it even though I bet most of you are going out of your way to prove your Australian meme-ness. I cringe every time I see Australians talking online and saying get fucked homo cunt or whatever. Its try hard. Actual freaks like Trent from Punchy aren't going to be debating about Australian cuisine on /ck/.

>>9749164
we have Costco in Australia, their BBQ chicken pizza and hot dogs are some of the best food I've ever had in this country.

>>9756582
That's only available at woolies mate!

>>9761142
Fuck you, dumb burgertard dumb cunt!

>>9761142
on the 4chan i say cunt and mate, on the streets i pretend to not be australian and put on a professional american infomercial voice to seem more interesting to my fellow Australians, then when they say cunt, I politely ask them not to swear.

>>9761466
Whatever, you Melbourne piece of faggot shit. Enjoy fucking pajeet, you green piece of centerlink cunt.

>>9761142
it does get put on a bit in threads like this but aussies definitely say cunt and mate regularly when we talk among ourselves. "Cunt" is used more by the lower class than the middle which makes up most 4chan posters (and net users in general) so you're less likely to see it genuinely than "mate"

>>9761513
Fuck off Catholic school boy. Mate is for when you're trying to be nice. Cunt is for when you're telling a dumb cunt that, indeed, they are a low life fucking piece of shit dumb cunt. The real insult, good forbid the septics learn it, is Ankles. As in, you're lower than a cunt, mate.

>>9761498
I live in Perth, you fucking abo-cunt go eat a fucking rock

>>9761553
Fuck off and scecede, you pommy cock sucking whinging fucktard.

"Oh, we don't get enough GST"

Fucking blow your budget for 15 years sucking overseas miners cock and wonder why you're fucked? Piss off and join your Afrikkaaner overlords, you pissant piece of Liberal party cuntswab

>>9761574
I bet you fucking live on manus, you fucking Chinese fucking gdp property buying, fucking mining company, cunting prostitute, darbin fucking boat nigger, go back to fucking swedenm you fucking queensland, shopping mall, methhead.

>>9761582
Ooooh, butthurt much? Millennial pedo poofter. Go smash yourself instead of an avocado, you cum gargling, jizz addicted, coit throwing cum junkie.

>>9761594
i'll fuck,
your crimped like timtams
i never touch child unless its yours
i bet you fucking payed 60,000 dollers to take a fucking video game design course, get a god
you damn job.

>>9761553
>>9761574
>>9761582
>>9761594

A friendly reminder that this is a English-only board.

>>9761606
Well LMFAO and call me a piece of shit phillo who thinks he's a rap star because he learnt some youtube rhymes.

Listen you stupid piece of shit, take it from someone who works for a living instead of sponging off his deadbeat parents for some useless fucking uni degree in autistic faggotry.

Go kill yourself.

It's not because you're a useless piece of shit faggot who doesn't have the balls to come out of the closet, it's not because you're going to be on the dole for most of your life, it's not because you're count to give birth to 3 children to 3 different mothers because you're a stupid piece of shit fucking cucktard, it's because you're a worthless cunt. Absolutely fucking oxygen thief. Get yourself off the fucking planet son, cos there's some starving Ethiopian that you're stealing air from. Hurry up. Time is wasting.

Neck yourself, you lying piece of shit faggot dumbfuck byblow of a dumbfuck cunt.

>>9761615
Hey, this is friendly banter here in the land of cancer ;)

>>9750291
Say that to my face not online cunt those Bunnings snags are fucking amazing

>>9761606
Nothing to say? That's great. Hope you got that noose right so that it chokes your buttslut cunt arse instead of breaking your latte swilling WA whinging useless neck

>>9752343
Most accurate post in thread.

>>9760863
They only have to appeal to brain dead west coast stoners who have never left their home state.

No cunts left. Mods! Kill this piece of shit thread.
Sorry, topkek. Mods on /ck/? They're all chatting with me on /Al/ck/.... Fuck, gtg to work. Ah well, it's 6am somewhere in the land of cancer....

>>9761445
I could've sworn I've seen them before in Coles...