/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Perhaps a sippy cup is more your speed

>>9746196
Here you are, sweetie

>he doesn't just stand by the drink source and swill untill sated

>>9746196
I don't think I have done that in 20 years...

>>9746222
>Mighty grip

I vividly remember the first time I had dinner with my first girlfriend, her father and her sister (no mother) and spilling a bottle of coke as I was pouring myself a glass. It makes me physically recoil to remember some things I did in my past

>>9747833
Reminds me of your mother's twat

>not using your spilled drink to clean the table for once

>>9746196
Get a sippy cup

>>9748690
>start drinking liquid soap
>once a week get a clean table top
a plan with literally no drawbacks

>>9748699
>>9746222
i'm not a baby

>>9749561
yes you are

>>9746196
You have parkinsons

>>9746196
>>9749561
Start drinking surface cleaner diluted in water. This way when you spill it you can just use it to clean up instead. 2 birds, 1 stone right there.

>>9749634

>>9746196
Sippy cup, you child.

Thought I had some neurological disease because I dropped so much stuff. Turns out I'm just a clutz. Welp.

>>9746196
one of my favourite things to do is imagine myself in horrible situations like what if I walked into a lecture and spilled coffee all over the floor at the front and made a whole scene out of it even though I never take a drink into a lecture to avoid this exact scenario

>>9749634
Alcohol is a kind of solvent.

>>9749561
>spilling drinks consistently
>not a baby
you're lying on one of these aspects, and i figure it's probably the not being a baby one

>>9750064
shut up!

>>9746196
You may have a poor kinesthetic sense, poor motor control, or lack of touch sensitivity. Does your hand cramp when you write with a pen or pencil? People who suffer from one of the prior mentioned tend to grip things like pens extra hard because they aren't getting enough feedback from their hand while writing when they hold it lightly.

In old timey fashion, you might be described as "clumsy". However short of a neurological disease nobody is clumsy permenantly. While touch sensitivity is not easily improved, kinesthetic sense and motor control can be improved with practice. Get glasses with heavier bottoms. This will provide more resistance for which you feel the glass before knocking it over. Otherwise, excercise more, and focus on activities which require coordination and control. In addition, consider using glasses with lids on them, sometimes called a "sippy cup." It should reduce the number of spilled liquid incidents.

>>9750565
i used to hold pens hard when i was younger but no longer
i don't think i'm uncoordinated i shoot quite well i think i just forget the cup is there

>>9750706
>i just forget the cup is there
sounds like you lack object permanence, you baby

If you drink fresh San Pallegrino from plastic bottles you can just close the top every time you take a sip

>>9746196
You fucking baby, your supposed to put the glass a head of the plate so your big baby arms stop hitting it you baby

>>9750706
Google "executive function disorder". There's no treatment other than modifying your habits to make things easier for you. For example, I put something down and forget I put it there a few seconds later, so I do constant mental double checks.

>>9746196
OP, no idea how to prevent the dropped glasses part, except to switch to insulated lidded tumblers, like Tervis, things with a handle, glasses that have good bottoms, ridges to hold. In nursing homes, they just do coffee mugs for unstable residents, often with lids and straws. Restaurants all have lidded cups just for kids, which you can ask for "may I have my soda in a To Go cup, please?" and if they answer is no, then ask for the children's cup. You can say that you collect them or some explanation like that.

At the dinner table, I am going to suppose you act without thinking, like ADHD. Slow down, think before doing. If that's not your issue, do you know the etiquette of table manners? Back up in your training and start paying attention not to shoving food down, gabbing, but rather manners. Sit up, one hand in lap. Set your place at the table correctly. Glass on right, bread plate left. Start using the correct form for your meal, with small bites, frequent sips, frequent blotting of lips with napkin. Breathe. Dry your fingers of grease before handling your cup. No brute force for anything, just more delicacy. Forgetting a drink is there and knocking is over is reaching for things beyond it. Oh no no. Ask for things to be passed. Move the drink first. Pretend you are dining with the Queen, a new boss, or actually being filmed and on TV, Live!...you need to slow down. There are some glasses that suck, and if your glasses are Solo cups, or some crappy thing that doesn't fit your hands well, or sweats profusely, time to go shopping. Even getting a bright pattern might help.

>>9750852
. . . really?

>>9750870
yes baby

>>9747833
4 grippin an sippin

Stop being Michel j fox.

>>9750852
>Knocks a glass over
Maybe you should try researching the whole History of table manners, anon you fool...

>>9750020
thanks for sharing

Wow, I haven't heard of this kind of problem in yonks.

Hope you're not using the good linen!

I imagine your problem is that you are eating your meals on a very, very small table. There obviously isn't enough space for you, your elbows, yours many plates of food and your buckets of milk. If you insist on eating out of such huge vessels, then you should probably eat from a bigger surface. Or the floor outside, the floor outside (ground) Is huge and should accommodate. Just make sure you don't use the good linen. If you want to carry on eating from tiny-tables, then you should have small-sandwiches, mini-milks and general, little-lunches.

I'll get an example pic of what im talking about.

Bit of an exaggeration but you get the idea.

I have also heard of people using a series of sliding channels built into their table to bolt their cutlery etc to the table which are fitted in a sort of trough and allow restricted movement.

Anyway, enjoy yourself and keep on cooking!

Best,
Michael-Allen

>>9751672
is this pasta?

>>9752227
looks like shrimp, asparagus and potato desu

>>9751672
Thanks Mike

>>9746196
It shows a lack of focus

Do you have Parkinson's Syndrome?

>>9751672
Good to see you again Mike

>tfw no clumsy baby bf to cook for and pamper

>>9752990
Well you are certainly fishing in the right pond

>>9752990
are you a girl?

>>9752990
nice yukari

>>9751672
>forgetting to mention that this is an IMAGEBOARD after all
One job

>>9753497
No.
>>9753560
Thanks.

>>9746196
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>>9753687
are you a femboy?

>>9753687
finally, a fellow touhou fan outside of >>>/jp/

>>9753718
>are you a femboy?
>>9753719
What? I just like the anime lol

>>9746206
came here to post this

>>9746196
you should try cutting your hands off

>>9754342

>>9751672
Cheers Mike

>>9748623
BTFO

>>9751672
>yonks
Thanks again Mike. Always a pleasure to have you around.

>>9754552
alice is cute!

>>9754559

>>9754601
do not hurt the alice

Weebs plz go

>>9755436

>>9755436

>>9754552
post all your alice

>>9757383

>>9746196
Have you considered drinking everything from a hydration bladder?

>>9749634
Sounds like a viz top tip

update : just spilled a glass of eggnog

>>9761121
:(