/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Can still get them in leafland, truly we are an enlightened nation

>>9720677
Leafbros need to share, im driving 2 hours Tuesday for mission yella sip

>>9720659
reminder to report paid advertisement shill threads

Yellow sips

>>9720750
do you ever feel trapped with that setup? i need a window in front of me

>>9720659
Sipbros are teenaged losers in desperate search for an identity. They're the kind of people that pull their pud to cam girls that wear strap-ons in the thumbnail. If sipbros were rappers, their rapper name would be Pegmaster Flex. Sipbros dance like old people fuck.

>>9720767
I live in a basement, there's no windows and I'm used to it

>>9720769
Hey I'm not a teenager

>>9720769
Coffeecuck detected


Cuckffee is the uninitiated beverage of the commoners, akin to black broth.
Redditbull is the posca of slaves.
Sipboys are of an elevated status.

I never got this sip meme, I usually glug down monster zero.

>>9720868
thats a sip you dip

>>9720868
Even the first sip of the day is a gulp for you?

>>9720707
Reminder to fuck off newfag

Last yellow sip my local /sip/stop had in stock.

>>9720868
i can relate. all of my sips are gone in 10 seconds

HEADS UP, BEST SIPS COMIN' THROUGH

>>9721165
>beetus juice
>sip

i bought my first ever sip

who here /sipacrossAmerica/?

do u amerifags have Lewis Hamilton Sip?

>>9720707
>thinking these dumb threads are going to get me to ever drink any of that caffeinated sugary bullshit in a can

>>9721356
Good choice, anon. Had a zero ultra yesterday with some cheese and bread aswell. Was great

These threads grow in strength every time I come back to this board.

Just to clarify, Monster Zero Ultra is the de facto Sip but other flavors work as well?

>>>/int/82003782
>>>/int/82003782
>>>/int/82003782

>>9721537
>sugary
Shit b8 brah

>>9721539
yeah it was pretty good
i feel enlightened

>>9721437
Sipped west coast to east coast back in august. Sippin right back next month with one eye on the road and the other out for yellows.

S I P B O Y S

UNLEASH THE PICT

>>9720707
You only bring the next thread closer to its birth.

>>9721356
>Hillshire charcuterie
good taste

what's the rarest sip of them all?

>>9722176
I only ever saw this in one store, I liked it so I bought the other several they had and never saw it again.

>>9722465
Reply on kik

>>9722130
S I P B O Y S

>>9722176
>>9722212
Rarest sip comin through

>>9722212
These were common for a while, limited time exclusive at Speedway
Way too sweet

>>9722212
Literally got this an hour ago at a grocery outlet wtf. It only has 100% daily value of b vitamins so u gotta drink 2 at once...

>>9720659
if anyone here is in the south houston area, there's a gas station on hughes ranch road off highway 288 that's always stocked with them.

>>9721518
No I think that's a euro exclusive. The Doctor too.

>>9720659
>Interns are paid to spam and post racist memes

Fuck you monster

>>9724346
I'm not racist you fucking nigger

>literally just survived on 3 sips a day for 2 weeks
>lost 20lbs

>>9724419
I drank nothing but a couple sips and realized i ate nothing

>>9724266
Now that's a rare can, never seen one before

Heard you guys liked to sip.

Can any siplad recommend a sip here?

>>9725087
can't go wrong with ultra

>>9725087
Oooo son get that red monster second to bottom shelf

>>9725087
Monster Energy Lewis Hamilton soooonnnn get me one too
S I P B O Y S

tried to change it up a red sip this morning but it was too spicy

going back to white

Londis, South William St, Dublin, Ireland

UK and Ireland for confirmed still yellow sippin’

This picture of a sip reminds me of better days.

>>9725207

>Dublin
>not a Nigerian hand

Shopped?

>>9725238

Well meme’d lad

>>9725087
Are those sips only £1? 2 for £2? What is this magic we need that in burgerstan.

Also get Zero Ultra, the most base and pure form of sip.

>>9725265
you have to add on the 50% jizya tax though m8

>>9724266
Never seen or heard of it. Wow.

>>9724346
>reddit spacing
>/pol/ paranoia
Noggin status: joggin

>>9722130
>tfw can't wait for the next year of sipping
T H E _ B O Y S _ O F _ S I P

>gg.guys we are totally a cult and the chosen ones right? The holy brand keep saying so many good things on TV

>>9726678

It's 1 am and i got a sip in the fridge. Should i?

>>9727249
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

>>9722142
:/

>>9726678
>monster
>tv commercials
LOL

Join the offical sipboy chat of kik
Got a good gathering of sippers on it, feel free to install and crack open a sip
Send a sip pic for admin

>>9727397
DID IT

>>9727561
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

> energy drinks

You fuckers are leaking into my facebook feed.

>>9727795
>a /ck/ post of a screenshot of a fb post of a screenshot of a tumblr post of a screenshot of a /ck/ post
WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE

>>9727795
I remember that guy. M E G A S I P guy. Absolute madman.

if you have a leather phone case you can etch the logo into it and shill for free :)

>>9727835
I feel the need to screenshot your post along with the screenshot of the Tumblr/Facebook post then post it on Instagram to keep the ball rolling.

>>9727731
Babby's first try at greentexting

>>9728103
Imgur and Instagram are your friends.

Has anyone started a discord yet?

>>9720659
Oh so fucking good. Besides zero /sips/ Java reigns

>>9720659
>GENERAL

Just had this one. Holy fuck this is something else.

>>9722465
where did you get that sipbro

Where I live I can only find zero ultra and the energy drink tier shit sips

Any TN sippers here? I'm getting out there this week and I'm looking for some yellows.

>>9730613
Yeah the Shell near highway 109 in Gallatin just north of Nashville has yellow sips usually

Even if they don't they have lots of cool drinks here like ranch soda and a soda called pirate piss

entire fucking shelf of yellowsip spotted in UK, huddersfield Morrisons supermarket. waterloo rd, near mcdonalds

Yellow sip spotted and copped in a small shop in Syracuse, NY

There's a cooler full of them

>>9730781
How small are your hands bro

>>9730781
And where is your last finger

>>9730848
>>9730854
Not him but have you ever held something in your hand and then looked at your hand? Your fingers bend to hold the object and some of them may not emerge into view on the opposite side of the object, making your hand appear smaller than it actually is. It’s some freaky optical illusion mind puzzle shit dude. Give it a try sometime. Pic related 1/2

>>9730928
Pic related 2/2. WHOA! Smaller hand. But how? Pro tip: You have been bamboozled my friend. It is actually the same hand in both images. You may save either, they’re all yours :)

>>9730948
Bonus pic related. It’s a wild world anon.

>>9730958
WTF are your hands inflatable or something how did you make them so big when they looked normal before?

Edit: OK I see it now he just got a smaller can I think

>>9731031
kek

>>9731031
It's known as the Trump illusion.

>>9730958
how many times did you look around your office to make sure no one would see you autistically taking these

Pipeline Punch desu senpai

>>9720750
>Sentinel
>not striker

>>9731100
Tfw no orb machine class like destiny 1 where heavy weapon kills gave orbs, punching guys gave them, and you got extra heavy weapon ammo for your thunderlord from your ruin wings
Tfw not generating over 50 orbs per strike any more

>>9731169
Soylocks took our weapons of light

>>9731085
>not having your own office
Nothin personnel, kid

Alright boys, it’s time to have a generalwide Council of Nicaea on what a “sip” actually is. I’ve seen a few definitions of “sip” being thrown around, and then people disagreeing. It’s time for sipboys to nail this down.

Which of these are true for a “sip,” if any at all or indeed all of them.

>exclusively energy drink
>exclusively sugar-free
>exclusively Monster
>exclusively Ultra Monster

I feel as though I fall into the ultra orthodox camp when referring to “sips.” I needs to be a sugar-free Monster beverage, more than likely an Ultra branded one. To me, beetus juices are not sips. Sips grant health benefit in addition to their taste.

What do you guys think? What is the true definition of “sip?”

Has anyone had good experience for long term/keeping awake /SIP/s?

I'm driving to France from the top of England on Sunday and last time I drank too much coffee, ended up getting clammy and stopping for a piss every 30 miles.

Would a 4 pack do well over the 9 hours?

>>9731272
I’m a sip originalist and generally a prescriptivist in other matters, but I like to leave the question to the courts, as it were. I like to see sip boys and nonsippers sort it out in the sip threads. Also, as a policy matter, I recognize the value of inclusivity (honestly, I drink Bang now and then). Though I’d never call anything but an Ultra a “sip,” I prefer that it remain an open question for many sip threads to come.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>9731272
i restrict it to monster and specifically ultras. i drink other sugar frees, but never address them as sips in the threads.

i've played devils advocate and presented the argument for rehabs...which is:
>FDA allows monster to list <5 calories as zero because it's from sugar alcohol
>ultras have 10 calories per can in canada
>ultras technically have 10 calories
>rehabs have 20 calories per can because of naturally occurring sugars
>forced to list them as 20 calories
>similar sized coffee has 15 calories
>at the end of the day you will burn these 20 calories opening the fucking can and drinking them

You guys need something from the store ?

>>9731600
w2c

What the fuck
What kind of fucking thread is this?
Whats going on in here?

>>9731618
?

>>9731491
>>9731545

So the general consensus so far is that Ultras are the original and most exact designation for a sip, although a case can be made for Rehabs as they too provide nutritional benefit.

So that leaves it to be determined then:

Ultras only, or any healthy Monster beverage?

The established rule is that it’s monsters only.

>>9731643

“Where to cop?”

Where were these found

>>9731272
I've taken to calling non-sugar free/non-monsters my "side sips"

Redbulls, of course, will never count as any sip

>>9728866
>/sips/ Java reigns
Java you say?

>>9733026

>>9733068

>>9733083

>>9733083

>>9720659
Bang is by far the best /sip/

Look at what's inside the damn thing, ALL WITH 0 SUGAR AND 0 CARBS.

p.s. I mix the damn rocket fuel with vodka sometimes

>>9733299

>>9733456

Anyone have any idea why five of my posts in this thread were deleted? There was nothing wrong with any of them. Not even borderline. What the fuck.

>>9733634
Beats me anon, I said the nigger word ITT once already

>>9733634
Sometimes mods will nuke all posts from an IP they're banning and it results in a lot of random posts in different threads being deleted for seemingly no reason.

>>9733685
Makes sense, but I’m not banned. I’m still using the same IP.

>>9733748
I've had it happen to me before and didn't actually get the ban until a few hours later, might wanna look out for that. I think it's because the janitors are can delete the posts but have to wait for a mod to approve the ban request.

>>9733766
Aha. I still don’t get what would warrant any of that. It wasn’t even shitposting or spamming. Thanks for the info though.

>>9733766
>people would seriously be a janitor on 4chan
>for free

Is Michael /ourguy/?

>>9734071
I'd rather he grow that beard hair on his head tbf

whats the most sips you lads have had in 1 day?

>all these casuals drinking monster
>not realizing bang is the greatest /sip/ to ever exist

>>9734426
Averaging 3

>>9734463
>root beer
Gtfo

>>9721356
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS SALAME BULLSHIT

I'M SLIDING AROUND WORLDS MANDELA AFFECT I'M TELLING YOU SALAMI HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH AN I

FUCKING DONALD TRUMP AND HIS ARMY OF JEWS ARE POLLUTING OUR WORLD WITH PARALEL REALITIES

>>9734493
Confirmed for no idea what bang is

Youre a super casual

>>9734524
Newfag detected
FYI sippers stepan banderas nephew sips

>>9720769
Surprise!! I’m an old fag.

wow... so you guys have really founded a cult around Monster Energy Drink? Amazing.

>>9734712
It's more of a lifestyle or philosophy to be honest here.

>>9734712
it's just paid teenage shills generating endless """memes""" hoping that le sipboys will reach the critical meme status of something like wendy's

>>9734861
>butt-obliterated nonsipper detected

>>9734426
i’m a 2 sip a day man. highest was 5.5, but I actually started to feel the need to puke when trying to finish the last one

Monster doesn't even taste good

>>9735240
I have no idea what this shill thread is all about but regular monsters do taste like shit. The ultra series have half of that nasty energy drink taste and much better rsnge of flavors. I dont worship them but I'll typically buy one white and one orange. The black tastes similar to the white , the red and blue i dont like they taste like melted slurpees. The rehab series are legitimately amazing for mixing with vodka.
Im over 30 though and more than two in a day makes me feel like im having heart palpitations

reminder that sip isn't an ultra, it's not a sip

>>9735240
>>9735252
>babby’s first sip thread

Boys, when I go to work tonight I'm gonna get a white sip and an orange sip

What are you studs sipping for thanksgiving?

P E A C H
R E H A B
S I P S

>>9736099
Lemonade rehab

>>9736093
Cool.
Can you make a vlog as well?

>>9736093
kek.
Stop shitposting here and get your millenial ass to work, soyboy.

>>9736510
Soy is a smart, healthy, ecological, and moral alternative to factory farm, processed animal consumption. When you use soyboy as a putdown, you look stupid because you are really saying "smart, healthy, ecological, and morally superior boy". I mean, imagine what a meat industry shill cuckboy you look like when you compliment someone by trying to put them down.
>0 calories
>0 sugar
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

There is nothing quite like
>that first sip of the day

>>9734501
salame is the singular of salami

Sippin on break. The grocery store i work at ran out of ultra white so i'm trying something new. Tastes like an arnold palmer.

8/10 good but not a true /sip/

>>9736099
An Ultra white in the afternoon
An Ultra black after dark

My usual 2 for 3

>>9736617
>admitting you're just a boy

ahahahah way to fall for the point of the meme despite yourself soyboy

>>9734426
Most energy drinks in one day was 3.5
1 around 6 am
1 around noon
1 around 9
And a little redbull at some point

It was a long day

How much would you have to be paid to get a tatoo of the monster logo on your bod?

>>9737102
I'd do it for free like the janitors do

>morning sip exploded all into my eye and all over my blazer
NOOOOO I HAVE A MEETING WITH JAP BUSINESS EXECS IN AN HOUR

1. White
2. Black
3. Red
4. Blue
5. Orange

About to try Purple. Not having high expectations for this one

>>9737081
Even sipboys sometimes purge and have less than a dozen calories per serving

>>9737410
Luckily sips have no sugar and don't get sticky.
Did the sip still have enough to give you the essential vitamins and good vibes for the day?

Should I sip today or tomorrow?

>both is not an option

Not bad, Tennessee.

>morons still drinking monsters

pic related

there is no argument you can form against the clear and obvious superior /sip/

>>9738226
-not enough carbonation for a satisfying *PSCHT* upon opening
-too expensive
-poor distribution
-too much caffeine
-no A E S T H E T I C meme

>>9738250
It's 2 cans for $3 in expensive ass Oregon.

Where else are you going to get super creatine mixed with 300mg of caffeine, coQ10, AND a metric shitload of BCAAs?

It's rocket fuel and I suggest you mix a whole can with about 10 shots of vodka. Prepare for you space mission.

You just can't handle real /sips/

Coca Cola Friend here, a few changes coming. Ultra Citron is being discontinued. At least in the east coast market of US. If you are a fan, grab it now, it has a 2 year shelf life. Going forward, we have a few new sizing things going on, nothing major. I will post a few pics soon. The biggest thing this quarter (q4) is a monster coffee. Pics coming

>>9738472
Next up is the 4pk. Im not a huge fan of these, but demand dicates we try some new skews. I am a rehab fan myself.

>>9738310
Creatine and BCAAs promote muscle growth not energy. They're only useful when working out so idk why you're taking them with a shitton of caffeine and vodka. Rocket fuel that blows up on liftoff maybe. You can throw up on yourself as you go into cardiac arrest.

>>9738475
Here is the new item, 3-5 flavors of this. I don't expect much of to be honest. Energy is pretty well set up in the market, so if coffee, so this seem like a bad push. But who knows, maybe it will be good...

>>9738480
I have 4 of the Bang/Vodka mixes daily. I am also a competitive athlete.

I am invincible. It is because of the elite /sips/.

>>9738499
Very nice,
I have struggled with this, my snap-power is greater than ever, however long-term eludes me. Any advice?

>>9738499
>>9738499
Yeah and I have 300 confirmed kills as a navy seal

It'd be funny watching you stumble across a race track yelling something about rocket fuel in slurred speech

>>9738521
height/weight? assuming you're speaking about burst energy vs. endurance (vo2 max more important than either)
>>9738533
It sure would be funny.

>>9738548
Let me chime in on this. I am 185 at 6'. I drink a rehab raspberry first thing in the morning. Then I grab a 24oz rehab, that is good til noon.

I am still working out the dose.

>>9738472
>>9738475
>>9738483
Fuck yes. Please check in again soon.

Is 5 sips a day dangerous or amateur

>>9739189

Careful, that's how I developed GERD. Basically anything I eat now triggers acid reflux. It's fucking horrible.

>>9739189
Daily recommended limit for caffeine is 400mg, what you're doing is 700

>>9739228
>but toxicity is 1200mg without a tolerance

you can crank those numbers up to like 2000mg bro

>>9720659
does anyone else tend to get headaches from white sips?

>>9739246
Just the opposite actually, I used to get migraines every few days and was going through tons of painkillers. Now i drink 1 white sip per day and haven't had a migraine in 3 weeks. My diet is complete shit though so it's probably just the vitamins helping.

>>9739228
>>9739235
Ending the night with 8 cans of sips

>>9725733
>>9735225
More Si(m)psons memes please

>>9736093
Ended up just getting a orange sip boys, needed a water to mix my other sip stuff in

>>9739738
*an

>>9720810
Monster is literally the worst energy drink, it just tastes like someone poured half a bag of sugar into soda water. It's literally the most pleb taste imaginable. Relentless/Mother, and even red bull are way better

>tfw monster cucks my country with these shits
I have no idea why they won't sell the half-liters here. Right across the border in Germany they're sold in the big cans.

>>9739747
I meant to type it a, thought it could be a cool idea

>>9739714
You got it

>>9720659
>Tfw the GOAT sips

>>9738226
the day /S I P/ gen saved me from the sip jew

I'll never drink a monster again! Look at all these buffs for the gym. I can get huge and then come back and be alert for vidya homework and my daily career requirements. Buying the tub of mix in and a 16 count on amazon right now.

based sipboys bringing sips back to the people.

lol you double niggers still sip on monster

what's your excuse for not picking pic related, the superior sip in every way, shape and form

1. White
2. Black
3. Red
4. Blue
5. Orange
6. Purple

Gradual drop off after Black but plummets after Blue

Grape was unsippable after 30 minutes

>>9741069
You must have had a bad orange. No way it’s worse than blue.

RARE SIP AQUIRED

>>9741646

>>9741666
Damn. Where?

>>9741704

>>9742168
>not StealMySunrise

Enjoying some sips in my car before the black Friday rush at work.

>>9742217
>not StealMySunrise
Damn! I will rename.

Lil peep was killed by ZOG.

>>9730770
>that dashboard
What kinda car you got? That looks cool as fuck.

>>9742560

>>9742573
Looks like a prius

Yellow sips are great

>>9742643
S

>>9741062
>not bang

wrong, kiddo

>>9742573
Honda Civic lmao

>tfw you successfully market something on 4chan

>>9744237
>tfw you figure out how to post on 4chan

>>9741062
that can has 14g of sugar for one

R8 my haul fellow sippers

>>9745164
Only one sip and it's probably the fourth best

SIPS
BOYS

>>9745169
None of those are sips, tripfag.
Lurk Moar.

Am I sippin?

sipsipsipsip

I've been by here twice now (I work on the road). I bought everything that was in the cooler the first time on October 30th and it was re-stocked when I came back a week ago. I have 30 yellow sips now so I'm done.

Is NOS a welcome sip?

>>9745478
>30 yellow sips
Jesus fuck man. That’s 30 more than the entirety of Southern California.

>>9745533
It just sucks that that grocery store is in the middle of fucking nowhere so my post is probably not that helpful. Hopefully there is someone in Spokane who feels like driving for two hours.

>>9745553
Got mine in a small town in SW AR

Coca cola here, as you all are well aware of, Ultra citron is being disco'd. This isn't new news, but I did receive 19 cases of this (24cans per case) from a satellite warehouse for us to dispose of. I plan to flush these through employee sales, I should be able to get most of them for myself. Good thing about employee sales is its only 4 dollars per case.

>>9745291
Red sip retard

>>9738120
Sorry for the late response. But yes it did. Dried quick and wasn't an issue

that third sip of the night

>>9747046
Just make sure to drink water, the stuff is a bit tough on the kidneys. Other than that, enjoy.

>>9746990
Good to hear dude

stop typing your idiot boogie life. No one does this.

>>9747864
Wtf did he mean by this?

!Yellow Sip Alert!

Yellow sips located the Asda in Uttoxeter, Staffordshire, UK in the deli meal section right by the entrance/exit

>that first sip with thanksgiving leftovers

I'm sipping mucinex because I'm sick and I gotta go to work so I might as well go high af

>>9749449
I had food poisoning yesterday, but it seems to have been a 24 hour bug. Sorry you're not feeling well sip bro. Take it easy. Sip it slow.

>>9749459
I'm sipping it slow

I might get one of those monster hydras for some hydration mixed with that monster blend we all love

>that last (((sugarfree))) sip of the day

>>9746691
Dude

>>9746691
Holy jesus what the fuck

is red bull allowed here?

>>9751146
No. This thread is 16- only.

>>9730098
these are so fucking good, drank about 100 over the summer. funny enough the 7-11 near me stopped carrying them, yet another local gas chain never runs out.

>sugarfree store brand sips
is there anything better for the wallet
no
no there is not

Every time I see this thread, I sensibly chuckle at you sippy faggots discussing your beta ass shit drink.

Welcome to the master race of swigs.

Do you guys actually sip? As in, you open a can of the good stuff and take a sip now and then over an hour or so?

>>9753595
Nope, I drink it at a reasonable pace with my tuna melt in the morning. No more than 4 or 5 sips I'd say, with like 20% of it being one last gulp after I'm done my food. I'd never be able to sip over an hour like that, I like them ice cold and fully carbonated.

>>9753595
Not necessarily. “Sip” comes from “that first sip of the day,” which was the greentext that started this meme. You can drink it however you prefer to.

>this kills the /sip/

Alright, which one of you fucks made a sip thread on /a/?

>>9754048
God lava looks tasty

>>9720769
Disagree, but lol'd my ass off at pegmaster flex

>>9721165
Dude ripper fucking kicks ads. Fuck citron

>>9727835
Finally

>>9737541
Don't. It sucks shit

>>9738226
Bang is good. I don't know why, but the only sour heads flavors I find are the zero calorie ones, and they aren't as tasty. I love all the flavors, champagne is meh, but you gotta remember half of the energy drinks in circulation make for great mixers. Monster Ripper is a prime example

>>9754449

please enjoy my personal S I P creation

are yellow ultras really that rare? I find them everywhere in leafland

>>9731621

>TFW 4 for £3.00
>TFW 5 weeks of work/sips/

manhattanons...duane reade has sips on sale for 1.50

>>9720659
>SIPSYPHUS
I chuckled

>>9756776
Thanks for the heads up. I’m getting up there this weekend and now I know where to get my sips.

S I P B O Y S

would anyone be interested in a secret sipper for christmas? we could exchange local sugar free sips, monster merch, or citrons

>>9757432
I am a fan of the idea.

>>9720750
Hi Jordan

>>9731452
How the fuck can you drive to England? It's a goddamn island.

>>9757496
There's this thing called a car ferry

>>9757496
Flyover detected.

Fuck sips. You guys have been brainwashed by sip shills. This shits worse for you than diet soda.

>>9757723
k mom

How can you people drink this shit? It gives me a major headache, they smell worse than death and they ravage my throat for some reason.

And they taste plain bad.

>>9757723
at least our suicide method makes us happy

>>9757938
I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing here babe. Try one of these.

What does Purple and Black sips taste like?
My city only have white, yellow and red. Red is easily the WORST sip.

can someone redbull me on sips? How dangerous is habitual use?

I like these

>>9758163
Very dangerous. You will die. Everyone posting here is a ghost.

I've been sipping for days to keep me going while prepping for this midterm. About to go take it now, wish me luck, sipboys.

i've shat 4 days today and i need to go again
send help i have only drank one cup of coffee and one sip

Can we all agree this is the worst thing on the planet


who the fuck wants to drink a sugarless orange peel?

>>9758667
F U C K
Y O U

>>9758937
>F U C K
>Y O U
I like it

>>9758388
This is eventually why I gave up energy drinks and caffeine in general. After 10 years of it my digestive and urinary system went to hell. It constantly feels like I need to shit and/or piss and it has kind of ruined my life.

>>9758960
That squirrel's got it all figured out.

>>9758175
I do too, but I am lactose intolerant.

I remember when the mods banned spammers trying to advertise their garbage.

>got non-carbonated sip for long term sipping
>still guzzle it down in 5 minutes

help me bois I'm new to this how do I sip

>>9720659
REWE supermarkt, Pulheim. Yellow sip found.
Also posting this early morning rare orange sip.

>>9746902
That's not a sip, mong child.
A sip is specifically Monster Ultra Zero.

>tfw got a big 24 oz SIP in my cooler waiting for me after class

Here is the last stash. 15 cases with 9 months of shelf life left.

>>9762294
FUCK

what the fuck is this thread? Is this some wankfest where anons discuss energy drinks?

>>9762371
Why the fuck aren't you sipping? Are you some nonsipper who's never tried that first sip?

>>9720769
I just like the taste desu

S I P B O Y S

>>9762294
Holy shit dude share the wealth

>buy my first monster the other day
>mango loco
>really enjoy it, happy to be a real /sip/ boy
Now I find out only ultra are sips? Damn

/sipboi4lyf/

>>9762777
Checked and kekked

Disregard females, acquire sips.

>>9721229
man up and stop being afraid of sugar

do these count as a sip?

>>9763876
BOd that Birdie didn't get shit for the Hado-cans promo. Don't like Red Bull a ton but would've gotten some for my boi.

>>9763995
An in-game Red Bull skin plus a real life promo can with a Devil Calorie logo would've been ace, I'd love one as a collectible. Missed opportunity.

my favourite energy drink is NOS Grape.

Just thought I'd share :)

>>9756372
YOU FUCKING LIAR.

>>9738217
go to bed amy

>>9738226
Agreed. Though I prefer a Mother.

>>9741498
It started off well but didn't finish well imo. Im partial to the cool blue Gatorade taste of blue too

Hello friends. Don't mind me, just enjoying a high performance energy drink

>>9763941
I hope so cause Hydro is my shit

>>9764824
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>>9764824
>>9764824
>>9764824
Fresh can of sip cracked

>>9763941
White monster mutant is very low calorie and zero sugar but not full 9n sip

>>9762777
people cannot understand us

>>9762371
relax and take a sip