/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9721468
calling fries chips

i never did the gravy or curry sauce thing but yeah i fucking love chips and mushy peas with vinegar. also personally like a lot of pepper

>>9721468
lose the mushy peas and add some cheese curds...you have yourself a nice snack

>a whole deep-fried pizza and chips

Do bongs really eat this?

>>9721491
them fries look soggy as fuck

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY FUCKING FOOD CART FOOD COME IN A CONTAINER THAT'S TOO SMALL AND OVERFLOWING

>>9721494
Fish and chips is probably the thing they are most known for and they are still terrible at making fries. It's pretty weird. Heston put tripple cooked chips on the menu in his 3 star restaurant and it blew peoples minds because they had never had crisp potatoes before.

>>9721491
>deep-fried pizza
What the fuck

No self respecting brit will mix mushies and gravy. Either or mate.

>>9721491
only can find this north of the English border

>>9721608
>self respecting
>brit

I would never put gravy on mushy peas myself, but yes, we enjoy all three of these foods.

People like stuff. What a concept.

I enjoy fish, chips and gravy.
What a world!

>>9721608

t. pansy southerner

real ard lads smash it all in one carton

>>9721525
It's funny how I never had crispy fries in takeaways in Britain before.

>>9721692
Is this a fucking thing? Do you just expect your fries to be soggy tasteless trash?
What the fuck brit'n'

>>9721468
What's the best fry topping, and why is it Poutine?

>>9721713
Fries they have aren't crispy in the first place no matter how much they fry them, then they wrap them in paper and hand it to you which makes them mushy.

>>9721713
They bake em
At least I think they do, they definitely don't taste fried.

>>9721717
Ha, no.

>>9721724
>>9721728
All you have to do is dehydrate the fries before you cook them and remove some of the starch.
Fuck sake you don't bake french fries you scumbags! I'm triggered!

inb4 404 British """""""""""food"""""""""""" threads are not allowed on /ck/ because the slop doesn't pass as food

>>9721682
Fish, chips, mushies
Pie, chips, gravy
Northeners are too thick even to feed themselves porperly.

do British people really eat pic related? Why? Your teeth would be better if you used tooth paste as intended.....

>>9721739
>slop doesn't pass as food

Agreed. Time to bad Americans, too.

>>9721468

LOL DO AMERIFATS REALLY EAT CUMMY BISCUITS FOR BREKKY?

U KNOW, WE HAVE THIS DISH CALLED FAGGOTS, THEY'D BE PERFECT FOR YOU SPOTTED DICK LOVERS HAHA.

>>9721751
I'm a Euro so this doesn't affect me...

Daily reminder best restaurant in the world is in the UK.

suck it fags

>>9721739
Inb4 my sweet potaty with marshmallow and sugar.

>>9721762
right and the British invented Lasagna

They do, and it’s all disgusting. The only edible foods here with actual tastes to them are candies. Something is done to British food, or rather something isn’t done to British food, that makes everything taste like nothing. It’s hysterical how hard they slap “100% BRITISH ‘X’” on every food item, or item in general like it’s a selling point, when it’s pretty an indicator of piss poor quality, food or otherwise.

t. Bong who lived in America for almost 8 years

>>9721762
>and they serve food that is specifically not british.
Theyre the 'greatest restaurants' because theyre popular. They're popular because the countries food sucks so much dick they are clamoring over themselves to eat from other cultures.

>>9721775
B U T T Y
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>>9721468
my bong eats weed smoke then regurgitates it into my lungs

>>9721468
Someone puked on the fries

That looks fucking delicious

>>9721728
>>9721736
Chip shop chips are not baked, that is retarded.

That looks good to be honest. Probably decently healthy too.

>>9721525

It's a preference. I like my chips to be soft, with only a slight crunch to them.

I don't like the ultra dry America chips.

>>9721468
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Shit's awesome.

>>9721477
America is the only country on the planet that calls them fries.
Everyone else is right, you're wrong.

Mmm, I love guacamole.

>takes a bite
>drops fork

What kind of monster are you.

>>9722281
healthy

>>9721477

Never eaten that combo together (I'm not British), but mushy peas are actually really good.

>>9722301
No they are not, there are probably fewer countries that call them chips.

I fucking hate americans.

Yanks will never know 14 pints then a pie barm or chip barn

>>9721754

>making fun of gravy which shows up in nearly every culture and looks a million times better than the typical eurofag brown packet gravy

100% mad

>>9721494
soft chips are best

>>9722301
Who cares, they're fries.

Chips and fries are clearly different. this is dumb

>>9722313
>whismy flimsy mark and scribblers

Honestly most British food looks it would be great while drunk. I mean that as a compliment.

I would love to drink some pints of a good English ale and then eat that.

>>9722301
>America is the only country on the planet that calls them fries.

Yeah, we're also the only country that put a man on the moon and prevented you from having to sing "Deutschland Uber Allies" every damn day. We'll call them what we want.

if mushy peas are anything like pea soup (and they seem to be pretty much pea soup) then I'm all for it

I would probably rather just have mashed potatoes though if they're going to dump gravy all over it since that defeats the point of frying.

>>9721468
I find simple foods like this greatly appealing.

In the U.S., you could make about four portions of this size for less than $2.

>>9721468
USfag here, I would honestly devour that. Especially after a few beers.

>>9721754
I literally cooked and ate that today for lunch since I was grinding meat for sausage yesterday and did a smidgeon of breakfast sage for a luncheon, or as britbongs might say, "elevensies with the tay pot fullsies and Mrs. Dreidhusk from across the green joining to talk about the scandal of that young miss in flat 1B and her nightly shenanigans with a navy to take all proper decency out it."

>>9721507
a e s t h e t i c

>>9721468
looks good aside from the mashed pea bullshit

>>9722301
the belgians, who invented french fries call them pomme frites which translates to apple fries.

so the analogue exists, son

>>9723731
Pomme frites means potato fries, its a contraction of pomme d'terre frites

>>9723738
From pomme (“apple”) + de (“from”) + terre (“earth”). Literally meaning "an apple from the earth" or an "earth apple".

>>9721468

Try on a pie floater, meat pie in thick pea soup.

Any /piebarmcake/ lads here?

>>9721468
Lovely jubbly m8

Also curry > gravy

>>9723503
There is a grammar mistake in your post, but I will not point it out as that would be rude.

Ameritards didn't do so great in war without the Brits.

>>9721525
His triple cooked chips are fluffy in the middle. So you're talking shit.

>>9721713
Fries and chips are different. Fries are thin bits of potato shrapnel that taste like salt, and chips are big, thick and fluffy in the middle.

>>9722435
objectively not

>>9723503
>Deutschland Uber Allies was the national anthem of nazi Germany
Retard.
Your spelling sucks as well.
Double retard.

>>9721782
Stop false flagging you fat yank cunt.

>>9723503
This is why we make fun of you Americans. People like this.

>>9724399
Ate a gourmet pie floater at a festival a while back, topped with onion jam and bone marrow. Made me feel all patriotic.

>>9724853
>>9724850
>>9724849
get beheaded

>>9724843
how does that have anything to do with his post?

>>9721739
British food is a abomination
It’s worse than slavery, 9/11, and WW2 combined

>>9724909
That implies 9/11 was a bad thing.

British food is for comfort. There's no pretension about it, we literally just put a bunch of ingredients on a plate. Yanks will NEVER understand the feeling of getting in from playing with your mates and your mum has set out a banging Sunday roast.

>>9725846
>Implying we don't have pot roast, chilli, stews, the chicken/turkey dinner with fixins, biscuits and gravy, etc.
Tbh the southeast does everything England does but better plus BBQ. And we have authentic chilli in the u.s. which is the god tier cold weather food.

>yanks will never know the feeling of sitting in your front room with a pint of warm beer and a pie/pasty. The fire's crackling gently and the dog's asleep, snoring a bit in front of it. The cat was on your lap but fucked off to go play on the stairs. It's raining outside, but that's ok. It makes a comforting sound on the window, and at least you won't need to go to the allotment for a few days to water it - allowing you to focus on reading your copy of Famous Irish Famines. Better yet, it's a saturday and about 2pm. Footy's on in an hour.

also gravy on mushy peas can fuck off.

What are they lads? Scraps? Bits? Dubs?

>>9722301
>America is the only country that calls them fries
Lol not true stupid bong, also big words for the country that didn't even invent them

HI PEEPOH

>>9725939
scraps up north

squeezings in Kernow

>>9723137
Most of british culture was invented whlie drunk and is meant to be conducted while drunk so that makes sense.

fucking anglos

>>9725907
New England > England FACT

>>9721491
I live in a rural Scottish town and almost every day during my early years at high school, I would buy a 'half-pizza with chips' for lunch. Yes, we do really eat this but it's a kids thing. I don't know any adults that eat this shit regularly.

>>9721525
The batter in fish and chips is providing the crispy, greasy part. The chips are there to provide a filling, acidic counterpart.

>>9721468

How could that possibly be bad?

Shit looks scrumptious.

The sad thing is British cuisine was on par with France at the turn of the last century. The 2 World Wars and social egalitarianism happened.

>>9728856
>British cuisine was on par with France
Half that menu is in French, that's not British cuisine, that's French cuisine.

>>9721468
That looks tasty but hard to eat. I'm a sucker of split pea soup.

>>9728856
That's just French cuisine. At the turn of the century "fine dining" was synonymous with French. That's why half the terms of art are still in French today.

>>9721491
from scotland, called a pizza crunch

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/eb3657e9-28e6-4157-a6fb-9af1e74fcfb8

yeah they eat weird shit in some parts

>>9722313
Sides gone

>>9729312
>the only time bong fries look decent is when pajeet makes it
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>9721468
I'd eat it if drunk af

>>9721468
>thick cut fries cooked in premium beef drippings
>beef jus
>smashed edemame

Pretty sure half of california dreamed of this last night.

Triple D would off the hook it.

>>9724835
Britbongs didn't do so great in wars with the Americans either

>>9731867
Pretty sure that the British have never lost a war against America.

Nice try tho lad.

how do bong fish n chip shops cook their chips to get them soggy like that? are they just thick cut, or what's the deal?

>>9731880
If that was true we'd be part of the commonwealth.

>>9731880
What was the Revolutionary War for $200 Alex

>>9731883
Lad, until you won, you were British. The "American War of Independence" was two British factions fighting each other. You couldn't declare independence until you won.

During the war we were both British. you didn't become american until after the war ended.

Sorry to have to school you in logic.

>>9731894
>British "banter"

>>9731894
War of 1812?

>>9731885
see >>9731894

>>9722301
you also have retarded words for other food items, such as "eggy bread." Don't go around acting like the majority of your language doesn't sound like baby talk.

>>9729321
>deep fried mushy peas
bongs are mad for shitty pea mush

>>9731897
Isn't that the one where Britain marched straight into the USA, burned down the White House, and marched straight back to Canada again?

>>9731939
It's still a war America fought against Britain and won.

>>9731948
I don't think the British were so much fighting as spanking, to be honest.

>>9731961
If you were American you'd be one of those people insisting we didn't lose the Vietnam war.

>>9724909

Anchovy pie is fucking GOD TIER. Fucking retard. Learn to eat.

>>9731965
I'm neither American, British or Canadian.

>2017

>Autists worrying about other culture's comfort tastes

>>9731939
It's also the one where we took a little bacon and we took a little beans and beat the bloody British in the town of new Orleans. (Which was the most lucrative city in the new world at the time many times more valuable than the recently built and symbolic d.c.)

Odds on OP being the same anon that posts
>OBSESSED
in every thread?

>>9731983
Lol see britbongs got btfo

>>9721468
I certainly do, and it's delicious. Prefer pease pudding however.

>>9721608
What are you, gay?

>>9721750
wouldn't eating toothpaste make you vomit?

>>9731894
Declaration of Independence: July 4, 1776
Kicking your limey asses across the pond: Oct 19, 1781

>>9721782
I am a bong who has lived in the US and elsewhere, and I confirm that this poster is a fucking mong.

>>9722388
'Packet' gravy? Nah mate, it's made with beef stock and thickened with cornflour.

>>9724848
You, sir, are objectively wrong.

>>9731937
The peas are not deep fried you thick cunt

>>9732021
>declare: fantasist hope
>win: reality

Until "win" - You're still British bitch.

Sorry to have to school you again.

>>9732091
But we won the war of 1812...

>>9721736
>frosty dipped fries
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

>>9721754
>disrespecting Biscuits and Gravy
shit tier pleb detected

>>9732053
>never had deep fried mushies
you must be from London

>>9731934
That's just because you're imagining it being said in your whiny nasally irritating American accent

>>9721468
>chips
You played yourself

>>9721468
Only the heathen savages in the North.

>>9728856
Reminds me of Giles Coren's Edwardian Supersize Me. The banquet at the end of the programme was an endurance test.

>>9723742
huh, in farsi potatoes are also called 'apples in the ground.' Could be similar because of French influence.

>>9722313
fuck I forgot all about that. thanks anon

>>9721775
German guy here, chip butty is amazing if you do it right.
tastes like shit without a splash of vinnegar, really good with it.

Brits have really gnarly take out shit but classic english food like roasts or pies are amazing.