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Minimal Jack posting edition.

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>> No.9721182

newfag here, please post Jack's Worst Moments

>> No.9721187

>>9721151
why would you want to pull all the cheese off of you're pizza?

>> No.9721189

>>9721172
WTF is that???

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>>9721182
hi

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>>9721189
ziploc omlet

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>> No.9721219

>>9721213
that knife is almost as dull as jack

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>> No.9721223

>>9721217
who the hell (other than jack) bites their fucken sammiches like that????

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>> No.9721225

>>9721222
>manages to cut himself with the hand holding the fucking knife
jesus christ

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>> No.9721233

>>9721222
>jack is a fucking retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the fucking retard he is

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>> No.9721241

Mods please just purge this jack infested shit thread so we can start fresh.

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>>9721241
Keep crying nub

>> No.9721275

>>9721261
can he do anything right?

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>> No.9721291

>>9721197
what was he trying to accomplish?

>> No.9721293

>>9721287
this is what happens when you buy japaneses udon noodles and realize its not ramen

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>>9721291
he wanted to cure his pinkeye.

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>> No.9721305

>>9721294
>littealry wondering why his meat sticks but uses a fork

just like when my parents didnt want me to use there kitchen ware but allowed me to cook they realized there autism is transmutable to myself

i can blame his parents for teaching him odd habits like this

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>> No.9721310

>>9721225
exactly what i was thinking, how the fuck did that hand get cut

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>>9721151
Do Americans really eat this?

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>>9721311
I think they just film it for Instagram

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>>9721265
The FUCK am I even looking at?

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>> No.9721360

>>9721304
i can't believe this guy still has all his fingers

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>> No.9721366

>>9721179
Savage! How do I into /bigboybites/?? I'm no soyboy either I just can't figure it out.

>> No.9721368

>>9721311
chicago ain't america

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>> No.9721379

>>9721334
Which video is this?

>> No.9721382

>>9721241
you know good and well if you start a webm bread with 'limited jack', there's gonna be a shittonne of jack

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>> No.9721392

I respect Jack, He's proud of what he does, i'd like to see /ck/ put their cooking skills to the youtube test.
Post webMs of yourself cooking.

>> No.9721397

>>9721366
just shove your face in there like a beast, my dood

>> No.9721404

>>9721372
adding mayo to cake isn't odd anon and is used often to give it moisture. However, he does use a lot more than necessary.

>> No.9721411

>>9721287
Normally, Jack makes me mad but this... this actually hurts my fucking feelings.

>> No.9721413

>>9721404
yeah but mayo has horse raddish in it, your better off just making your own

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>>9721366
As a general rule, you have to push your head to the food as opposed to bringing the food to your mouth

>> No.9721441

hahaha yes this thread many of the classics, years later im always astounded by how retarded he is. is he just memeing us?

>> No.9721458

I am sick of this meme. It adds not value to the board. Please kill this meme.

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>>9721355
I'm legit conflicted, why would you bother to pour whatever the fuck that was so slowly over the sandwich(?) if you're gonna completely submerge it anyway?

>> No.9721512

>>9721413
>mayo has horse raddish
Not necessarily. Essentially all you need to make mayonnaise is oil, eggs, and vinegar.

>> No.9721514

>>9721294
Look at how fucking thin that pan is

>> No.9721528

>>9721305
>his
I'm pretty sure that's Kay. I recognise the hob.

>> No.9721530

>>9721259
This legit made me upset

>> No.9721540

>>9721506

> sandwich

It's most likely a cake with strawberries and whipped cream inside, and he's pouring chocolate on it

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>>9721404
Surely there are better ways to do that?

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>>9721151
toastin in a quality bread

>> No.9721554

>>9721543
i've heard of people using applesauce. and don't call me shirley

>> No.9721576

>>9721357
This man's incompetence is jarring

>> No.9721591

>>9721274
fuck first the salmon then this jank-ass poutine
jack is depressing

>> No.9721592

I miss when mods actually pruned jackposting. It's the same webms posted over and over. At this point, I'd be surprised if it wasn't the same person always posting them.

>> No.9721593

>>9721530
As well it should. After he fried that lovely piece of fish until it was falling apart I do believe he shoved it in a fucking oven.
Yes, here we are; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

>> No.9721600 [DELETED] 

>>9721592
i think if OP didn't mention jack then everything would've gone normally and we would've had a nice webm thread.

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>>9721151
Okay but how do you actually get it across the table onto your plate?

>> No.9721613

>>9721592
Make some OC or fuck off back to your sip threads

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This thread can be saved.

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>>9721265
This is my favorite

Sometimes I watch it at nite to comfort me

>> No.9721618

>>9721325
>sloppyseconds.webm

>> No.9721628 [DELETED] 

>>9721615
>can be saved
>posts a buzzfeed/instagram/kikebook tier trendy video made by nu-males
is this a joke?

>> No.9721635

>>9721540
I could've sworn it was supposed to be a multi-layer peanut butter sandwich with strawberries and whipped cream, because of course he would add whip cream, then covering with jam?? It's too much for me man I don't know. Chocolate isn't supposed to be lumpy like that.

>> No.9721641

>>9721330
HOW DO YOU COOK A STEAK THAT THIN SO RAW
I COULD MAKE A STEAK TWICE AS THICK TWICE AS WELL WITH A BIC LIGHTER AND A HOLIDAY CANDLE
Is this how gordon ramsey feels

>> No.9721691

>>9721593
if he was going to shove it in the oven WHY DID HE SEAR IT FIRST
An impressive dinner for my dad's skill level was microwaving hotdogs, and even he knew how to make a fucking salmon.

>> No.9721707

>>9721601
put the slice back down on the tray and cut the cheese strands with the spatula

>> No.9721723

>>9721615
>part where they slide the bones out
nice

>> No.9721731

>>9721616
Is this the son he choked out and then kicked out of the house? If I were him I'd have put a fucking pipe bomb in Jack's car.

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>>9721615
This thread was touched by the chubby finger of Ja/ck/ and is already saved

>> No.9721777

>>9721298
Does it say on that plaque in the back, "your opinion is not in the recipe?"

>> No.9721788

>>9721357
what video is this from?

>> No.9721802

>>9721767
That is some finesse and fine plating at the end. Jacks got class

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>>9721788
General Tso's chicken I think

>> No.9721868

>>9721814
my sides, that video is hilarious

>> No.9721900

>>9721868
The general tso's video? Yeah I love how the whiteboard on the back says something like "tell your dad you love him." Oh jack.

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>>9721243

>that moment when he's confused by the whole peppers coming out of the jar

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>>9721731

To be fair he hangs out with shitty celebrities doing who the fuck knows what, probably sells drugs to them or some shit. Pretty sure he's a bigger douche than Jack. Jack actually got him to take his sauces to Epic Meal Time.

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>>9721777
yup

>> No.9721957

>>9721315
fuck you chop you faggot

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>>9721936
kek, is Jack the ultimate living meme?

>> No.9722089

>>9721957
You fool, why haven't you filtered that imbecile yet like everyone else has done?

>> No.9722113

>>9721300
Holy shit what the fuck is he doing

>> No.9722134

>>9722060
i wonder what it tastes like

>> No.9722141 [DELETED] 

>>9722134
It tastes like the best BBQ sauce in the world.

>> No.9722162

>>9721346
I can't believe he is too stupid to cut a little of the end to make it stand up

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>>9721305
>littealry

>> No.9722175

>>9721936
Have you read Jack's brothers' book?

https://www.amazon.com/Charles-Scalfani/e/B004QKLVDU/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

>> No.9722179

>excited for webm thread
>it's Jackposting
I think the webms and the responses to them are hilarious. But I've already seen most of these.
What about some Ruby Day webms, please.

>> No.9722187

Does anyone have that watermelon chicken webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C5EFAs14KM

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>>9722134
Someone described it as smoke jello

>> No.9722199

>>9721265

jesus christ

>> No.9722213

>>9721306
nigger what the fuck

>> No.9722222

>>9722175
That description is... strange and uncanny, to say the least.

>> No.9722226

>>9721306

he has to be trolling at this point

>> No.9722242

Does Jack have dyspraxia?

>> No.9722257

>>9722242
He did have a stroke, so who knows.

>> No.9722266

>>9722257
A stroke? I don't think there's a lot of potential for brain damage...

>> No.9722273

>>9721208
How is Jack still alive?

>> No.9722283

>>9722213
>>9722226

This isn't even Ja/ck/. This is a whole other animal.

>> No.9722285

>>9721369
this legit scares me

>> No.9722317

>>9722266
this is a joke, right

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>> No.9722392

>>9721723
Very sensual

>> No.9722415

>>9721284
>eats tacos like a hamburger
>eats hamburgers like a taco
i dont know whats going on in that mans head

>> No.9722427

>>9721506
How?

>> No.9722436

>>9721287
What the fuck

>> No.9722437

>>9722368
he probably blamed it on the product and not his own incompetence like he always does

>> No.9722440

>>9721151
how to become lactose intolerant with only 1 bite

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>>9721318

>> No.9722451

>>9721287
gonna need sauce on that video

>> No.9722453 [DELETED] 

>>9722440
cheese has very very low amount of lactose

t. lactose intolerant but i can eat cheese freely.

>> No.9722454

>>9721615
>Onions
No thanks

>> No.9722486

>>9721287
this is actually a thing people do. saves money when broke

>> No.9722508

>>9721304
I always assumed Jack is serious in what he's doing, but it's hard for me to believe that anyone on this planet can be this incompetent.

>> No.9722521

>>9722368
The way he reacts to it falling is fucking enraging. You can see his tiny brain trying to process what's going on and how it could ever be possible.

I legit hope this cunt finally fucks up properly and dies in the process, but I know he'll somehow always manage to cheat death, probably completely unkowingly too

>> No.9722528

So is this guy a legit tard or a troll?

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Why the FUCK doesn't Jack let things heat up a bit before he tries cooking it? That would solve alot of his incompetence.

>> No.9722609

>>9722528
just look up his 'yorkshire pudding' video, i'm pretty sure he's below 80 IQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>> No.9722628

>>9722609
he does do better in the redo though. he gets giddy about it

>> No.9722636

>>9721330
What I see wrong here is the cut of meat and the heat of the pan. He might be just trying out some packaged shit just to check it out but I wouldn't consider that a steak. Pan heat was too low to begin with so he never got a proper sear. I might have issue with his seasoning if that was anything but plain salt and pepper. I have no issue with how done it was.

>> No.9722639

>>9721236
Who is this guy? He's hilarious and stupid. https://youtu.be/9sKZjEiV-fU

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>> No.9722730

>>9722179
Really need to have these on /wsg/.
Larger file sizes and audio.
I can imagine there are some great soundbites to be had.

>> No.9722746

>>9721300
Motherfucker!!!!!!!!

>> No.9722757

>>9722639
Fuck off Jack

>> No.9722766

>>9721325

>when shes already been fucked that day

>> No.9722820

>>9721814
>phone in meat tray
>golly gee i got pink eye
This dude contradicts evolution

>> No.9722836

>>9722317
nah he made a video on it
>hey guys i was away for a little
>i had a stroke
>one day my hands stopped working but i figured it wasnt a problem big enough to go to the hospital
>but i had to go anyway
This moron....

>> No.9722880

>>9721808
>how to make shit beer even worse

>> No.9722888

>>9722530
is this guy retarded?

>> No.9722890

>>9721814
someone married and had a child with this fat fuck

>> No.9722902

>>9721261
Did he blame the spillage on the bottle opener?

>> No.9722959

Watching Jack makes me realise how Frank Grimes felt about Homer Simpson.

>> No.9722990

>>9721814

Why in the love of fuck would you put your phone in the meat tray?

>> No.9722996

>>9721593
I just noticed that his washer and dryer is in his kitchen.

>> No.9722999

>>9722451
https://youtu.be/x6Y1D1fMGy0

>> No.9723012

>>9721369
Dem tasty apple stickers

>> No.9723038

>>9721265
I like to think Jack had a moment of introspection when he noticed the egg sliding inside the grill. I bet he was like "yup, I fucked it up, again. I don't even care, I fuck up everything" and stared at it instead of trying to save it.

>> No.9723052

>>9723038
yeah, the little motion he does with his left hand
gold

>> No.9723157
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>>9721616

>He has more than ZERO offspring

What kind of disgusting sex-hole agreed to let Jack ooze inside of it and belch out another genetic calamity?

>> No.9723168

>>9722454
Stop being Gay anon

>> No.9723189
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>> No.9723292
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>> No.9723301

>>9723189
looked like he was gonna cry

>> No.9723312

>>9723189
god I love cold steel videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0S3cjd-emk

>> No.9723331
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>> No.9723352
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>> No.9723377

>>9721357

he made a fucking non-newtonian fluid

my fucking sides

>> No.9723396

>>9721353
this never fails to make me cry laughing, it's so strange

>> No.9723403

>>9721151
I like to think of Jack as the ethos of the "dumb amerifat" meme all the yuropoors use.

>> No.9723414

>>9721325
I really hope he's not trying to pass off Alton Brown's corndog recipe as his own because that's infuriating.

>> No.9723436

>>9723396

here's some context

http://www.kitchensaremonkeybusiness.com/2014/01/more-vintage-recipes.html

>> No.9723472
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9723472

This entire thread is really really making me question how the USA became the most powerful and influential nation in the history of the planet.

>> No.9723482

>>9721287
what's the problem with this?

>> No.9723692

>>9722222

Checked

>> No.9723695

>>9723472
Hint: The people posting in this thread weren't involved.

>> No.9723730

>>9723472
We didn't have to rebuild our entire country after both world wars, and also we didn't socialize the christ out of everything which let businesses thrive.

>> No.9723810

>>9723730
America would be better off right now if it had gotten atleast a little bit of heavy bombing in major cities. The entire rest of the world completely shits on our shitty infrastructure and a large reason why is because they had their's completely destroyed

>> No.9723824

>>9723810
The rest of the world shits on our infrastructure because most of them are the size of a small state, which makes it piss easy to do. America is huge. Like, just physically enormous. Good infrastructure is absurdly difficult to do when your country is that big.

>> No.9723920

>>9723824
dont forget the shitty 50s boomer infrastructure

>> No.9723931

>>9723920

Stop blaming everything on the boomers, you fucking loser

>> No.9723937

>>9721179
Is that semen on the left side?

>> No.9723940
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9723940

>>9721179
>that white shit dangling on the sandwich
Please tell me that's just a long cut of shredded lettuce and not saliva

>> No.9723947

>>9723940
I saw that, read this comment, then couldnt stop thinking about the texture of stringy saliva until I gagged.
I hate you

>> No.9723962

>>9723940
>>9723947
>>9723937
dont worry, it looks like a strand of onion.
hes repulsive but not that kind of repulsive

>> No.9723966

>>9723377
How can you not know corn starch?

>> No.9723968

>>9723312
this one is missing the fat guy's commentary

>> No.9724012
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>>9721387
never before have I understood vegetarians, and their feelings of disgust for those that disrespect already dead animals. Jack makes me wish that cow was alive so he couldn't abuse its flesh.

>> No.9724058
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>>9721325
>oil wasn't even at water boiling temperature probably
WHY DOES HE TRY!!!

>> No.9724072

>>9723730
We used to have so much regulation and federal programs and it was great. We'll never see another new deal.

>> No.9724098
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9724098

anybody have the mexican food truck videos? those are the most satisfyingly enraging for me, especially the way they open up the doriotos bags with scissors

>> No.9724118

>>9721197
fucking fat bastard

>> No.9724129
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>>9721179

>> No.9724137

>>9724072
You mean all that shit that immediately proved it was not sustainable in the long term?
The same thing that gave us the worthless social security and medicare programs that eat more than half our budget?

>> No.9724174

>>9723189
>"No one can call me a faggot in school now!"

>> No.9724178
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>> No.9724182

>>9721214
Why is there always someone like you shittalking Chicago pizza? It's good, even if it is a casserole. Oh cause it's not such and such fuck you!

>> No.9724198

>>9721172
why is it half gelatine

>> No.9724205

>>9721320
>flicks the pork cube away
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT PUT IT IN THE TRASH

>> No.9724211

>>9721231
ITS TIME FOR JA/CK/
TO LET ER RIP

>> No.9724212

>>9724137
>immediately proved it was not sustainable in the long term
you mean the unprecedented american golden age that lasted till late 1969?

>> No.9724213

>>9721300
I want to D I E

>> No.9724216
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>>9721241
>disliking jackposting

>> No.9724230
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>>9724216
>liking jackposting

>> No.9724242
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>>9724230
You're already ja/ck/'d

>> No.9724247

>>9721243
>better not dump in all the salsa, otherwise this might not be delicious!

>> No.9724268

>>9724242
Could this man actually learn how to cook before hosting a fucking cooking show?

>> No.9724275
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>>9724268
Excuse me but in this land we are FREE

>> No.9724279
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>>9724230
>going against the timeless /ck/ tradition known as jackposting

>> No.9724280
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>>9724279

>> No.9724297

>>9721802
wa la, my friend

>> No.9724319

>>9722179
To be fair coming to /ck/ for a webm thread is like going to /b/ for porn.

>> No.9724332

>>9724297
voilà

>> No.9724333

>>9724178
Her episode on omelettes was so fly
She just CRANKS EM OUT

>> No.9724345

>>9721197
Is that chilli flakes in the bowl?

>> No.9724347

>>9722283
reddit doesn't know about kay's good cooking yet

>> No.9724356

>>9721273
Why the ramekin? Unneccesary wash-up

>> No.9724357

>>9724332
>being this new

>> No.9724372

>>9722454
enjoy that low t life of yours. drink some more soy while you're at it

>> No.9724386
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>>9724345
It's cayenne. "Someone" told him it would cure his pinkeye.

>> No.9724394

>>9724275
>the eternity between the egg hitting the table and the event registering in jack's glacial lizard brain

>> No.9724426

>>9721294
Pretty rare to find that degree of scratched Teflon.

>> No.9724547
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9724547

toastin in le ebin jack bread xD

>> No.9724548
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9724548

This is now an LA Beast thread.

>> No.9724605
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>>9724548
Bit late for that, you are now ensconced in the gelatinous embrace of Ja/ck/

>> No.9724617

>>9721208
its_fucking_RAW.png

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>>9722649

>> No.9724661

>>9721300
This is actually a legitimate method but it looks like he burned it

>> No.9724663

>>9722649
>Feed woman who has exclusively eaten cheesy potatoes for years undercooked, crappy brussel sprouts
>WOW SHE HATES IT
i wonder

>> No.9724666

Can y'all seriously fuck off with the jackposting for a bit? I would post something but all of the files I have are too large.

>> No.9724667

>>9724663
She didn't even try it, retard. Her hand was shaking before she even got it on her spoon, and at no point it entered her mouth or touched her skin. Don't make excuses for her bursting into tears like a three-year-old over food she hadn't even tasted.

>> No.9724669
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>>9724666
Now why would we do that?

>> No.9724670

>>9723482
Way too much water, he made a kind of soup instead of doing a one pot pasta.

>> No.9724675

>>9721635
It looks like he melted chocolate chips with no tempering or anything in an attempt to en-robe the cake with it

>> No.9724684

>>9721342
How the fuck is this even possible? Did he refridgerate it and then bake it at 500f or something?

>> No.9724685

>>9724669
Because it's a really shitty forced meme of a repulsive fatass thinks he can cook for shit. every time we have these threads, the majority of it is Jack or the fucking pumpkin spice hot dog. it's annoying

>> No.9724690

>>9724663
>>9724667
In that video she talks about a traumatic experience she had with food when she was younger. She has an actual mental illness and needs therapy, she's not just LOL PICKY EATER FAT AMERICAN XD

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>>9724685
You seem mad, you need to just take a big boy bite out of your favorite food.

>> No.9724695

>>9724692
Your /s4s/ tier posting doesn't help either.

>> No.9724697

>>9721306
is this joe rogan

>> No.9724711

>>9721369
I actually own one and I am scared to use the blades.

I mostly only use the mandolin and the grater.

>> No.9724713
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>>9724695
>being this butt blasted by the King of /ck/

>> No.9724714

>>9724711
>mandolin
Retard.

>> No.9724717

This is what happens when mods are the ones actively trying to destroy a board.

>> No.9724721

>>9722649
I watched this and mexican maple syrup boy just yesterday lmaooo

>> No.9724722

>>9721217
The way he eats burgers and sandwiches will never get less infuriating

>> No.9724742
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>>9724722
How about pizza?

>> No.9724809

>>9721318
just wow..

>> No.9724812

>>9721334
is that a fly?

>> No.9724820 [DELETED] 

>>9724812
yup

>> No.9724939

>>9724742
Why does he grab it with his tongue

>> No.9724956

>>9722730
There's one up at the moment >>>/wsg/1972593

>> No.9724957

>>9721543
Mayo is basically just oil and egg yolks- both of which are in a lot of cakes anyway- just emulsified. It makes perfect sense.

>> No.9724970

>>9723730
Also all those European empires gave back most of the land they'd colonised.

>> No.9724977
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oh god, /ck/ users confirmed for reddit-tier insecure pussy that whine at anything they don't likes.
will /ck/ ever recover from this?

>> No.9725058

>>9724977
womp womp

>> No.9725089

>>9724939
It's a prehensile tongue, like a monkey's tail. He's basically a primitive primate.

>> No.9725291
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>> No.9725357
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>>9723189
Pshh..nothing personnel

>> No.9725361

>>9723189
I was half expecting this kid to fuck up and impale his hand on the meathook.

>> No.9725366

>>9721151
Ew

>> No.9725375
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>> No.9725401

>>9721151
>minimal jack posting
>posts something worse than jack

>> No.9725408

>>9725401
Any WebM thread that says "No Jack" is the reverse-psychology Jack bait thread. It keeps the retards out of the real WebM thread.

>> No.9725414

>>9721241
fuck u nigga, jack is based

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>> No.9725618
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>>9725606
white bread

>> No.9725647

>>9725357
Where's the kidney? They just made steak pie.

>> No.9725752

>>9723292
the filename made me crack up

>> No.9725763

>>9725606
do anglos really eat this?

>> No.9725841

>>9725763
>>9725618
ramsay makes it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

>> No.9725899

>>9725291
That looks fucking delicious.

>> No.9725900

I'm assuming this'll just make the jack posters even more powerful, but I really hate how that's what 75% of these threads boil down to.

>> No.9725916
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>>9723331
For what purpose?

>> No.9725923

>janitor deleted all Ja/ck/ posts

/ck/ officially confirmed no fun board

>> No.9725941
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>>9724182

>> No.9725943

>>9725923
Based mods doing God’s work.
That /tv/ tier shit doesn’t belong on here.

>> No.9725957

>>9724939
Every action of Jack's elicits disgust from me. Every motion of his seems unnatural and profane.

>> No.9726007

>>9721615
I want to fuck that sandwich.

>> No.9726040
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9726040

>>9725357
>>9725606
Fuck british food.

>> No.9726050

>>9725606
WAIT, WHERE'S THE SPICY SALSA
THAT'S NOT A BRAVAS SANDWICH

>> No.9726169

>>9725606
I don't get it, why do they fry it then refrigerate it then fry it again?

>> No.9726176

>>9724939
He's a lizard person

>> No.9726177

>>9726169

Double frying things makes them crispier and helps them stay crispy longer. Can't remember exactly why.

>> No.9726182

>>9725606

This reminds me of the grilled cheese scene from Chef.

>> No.9726183

>>9726169
From what I know it's the Belgian way to make fries.

>> No.9726187

>>9723189
Someone's bully is about to have some regrets.

>> No.9726266

>>9724279
Much of what is shit here is "tradition". And it's super traditional around here to purposely post shit people DON'T want posted, like fucking bananas in YLYL.

Why oh why do I keep coming back to this horrid place?

>> No.9726318
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>> No.9726442

>>9724279
Then just go make your own fucking Jack thread instead of shitting up every other thread with him. It's shitposting behavior like that which lead to GR15 getting made.

>> No.9726463

>>9725361
I keep waiting for that to happen in one of their videos. They come really fucking close sometimes too.

>>9725375
Is the yellow stuff the testicles or some other gland?

>>9725647
It's not just me then. I didn't want to ask but yeah, I don't see any kidney on that pie unless they count the suet, which they shouldn't.

>> No.9726473

>>9726463
>>9725647
Yeah, looks like I got the filename wrong. I found the video searching for steak and kidney pudding, but that one's just steak and mushroom.

>> No.9726479
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>>9726442
Jannies will delete a pure jack thread so they force jackposters to infect all other threads

>> No.9726481

>>9722888
That's a woman.

>> No.9726487

>>9726479
>Janitor deletes jack threads
>Janitor deletes jack posts in this thread
Are you seeing a trend? Maybe, just maybe, you aren't wanted here.

>> No.9726496
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>>9726487
They didn't delete the posts here, one user got banned and it auto deleted his posts. As you can see the other jackpots remain.. Or are you too stupid to notice the obvious?

>> No.9726503
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>>9726496
>they didn't delete the posts they just deleted the posts AND the user

>> No.9726508

>>9725357
>white text on white background
I didn't want to read your ingredients anyways

>> No.9726532

>>9723331
Did he just take a taste of the raw beef at 0:15

>> No.9726572

>>9723931
shut the hell up boomer tripfag

>> No.9726589

>>9724939
it's like when a frog sticks its tongue out to catch a fly

>> No.9726597
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>>9723157
Jack has
>loadsa money
>a big house
>multiple children
>a loving wife
>plenty of friends
>an involved church community
>a great easy job doing things he loves
and he's basically a fucking idiot.

What's that say about you?

>> No.9726675

>>9726597
How? Just watch The free video

>> No.9726682

>>9726675
I watch all his videos.

>> No.9726768

>>9722888
It amazes me how many of you retards keep saying half these webms are Jack when they are clearly women. Can autistic people not tell sex by hands?

>> No.9726777

>>9726442
>GR15
what

>> No.9726786

>>9725941
>pass user since 2012

Top cuck

>> No.9726815

>>9726786
>supporting a website you frequent is akin to cuckoldry
you're retarded

>> No.9726828

>>9722530
This shit is legit if made right. The WebM isn't, but making your own green sauce and pouring it over chips, then covering it in cheese and meat is fucking amazing.
I make it every week, Yes, the chips are supposed to be soggy too.

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>> No.9726855

>>9726597
you know italos: they just reproduce

>> No.9726859

>>9726463
It's the uropygial gland, which produces the oil that birds use for preening.

>> No.9727007
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9727007

>>9722649
Holy fuck that single tear at 0:11

>> No.9727039

>>9723331
WHAT WHY

>> No.9727103
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>>9721615
T-this is a blue board sir

>> No.9727158

>>9726768
Someone post the video of Jack making the "homemade" tomato sauce.

>> No.9727169

>>9724182
You're a disgusting person for liking chicago pizza.

>> No.9727193

>>9724280
The George RR Martin of the cooking world.

>> No.9727198

>>9721616
Fuck... I just realized he lives less than 30 mins from me.

>> No.9727340

>>9726834
Why do these fags need to make vegan versions of shit that already exists instead of making their own shit

>> No.9727504

>>9724548
How does this not completely fuck up your throat?

>> No.9727512

>>9726169

first fry is to cook it, second is to make it crispy. they didn't really get crispy though. supposed to be lower temp the first time, higher the second. when you buy french fries at the grocery store to bake / fry them at home, they've been fried once and frozen. same goes for most chains & restaurant suppliers

>> No.9727625

>>9722384
>how to eat a pussy

>> No.9727788

>>9721615
>no pickles to cut through all that richness and sweetness

o n e j o b

>> No.9727794

>>9724685
Fuck off queer go back to /lgbt/. every thread deserves jackposting

>> No.9727801

>>9721593
"At a butcher or deli, or wherever you get your fish" 1:58

>> No.9727814

>>9722454
If you stopped deep throating your dad long enough to try an onion ring, you might acquire some taste.

>> No.9727829

>>9726834
>soyboy eggs

>> No.9727839

>>9725606
thought these two fags were going to kiss at the end

>> No.9727871

>>9726442
Everytime someone makes it mods delete it, so fuck ot faggot, if you dont liked jackposting stop asking mods to delete jackposts

>> No.9727957

>>9725606
>wake up early and enter the bakery
>fire up the traditional stone oven, grab some of our precious dough starter, and get to work
>after hours of labour, being sure to get everything just right, I have a beautiful loaf of bread
>think of all the possibilities
>i could toast a slice and have it with a nice jam
>i could take two slices and stack it with premium meats, cheeses, and leafy vegetables for a gorgeous club sandwich
>i could grill up a beautiful cheese toastie
>...
>or i could slap a bunch of oily, fried potatoes and some tomato and sugar puree on it because what this loaf of starch really needs is some more starch

How do these people actually exist?

>> No.9727972
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>all the deleted jack posts in this thread
>still dozens of jack posts left standing
What did the mods mean by this?

>> No.9728011

>>9727972
You can never fully get rid of cancer.

>> No.9728048

>>9726834
i bet it would even be better for the enviroment if you would eat a localy produced egg instead flying in a fucking avocado from africa

>> No.9728068

>>9725357

Wtf, where am I supposed to get seal?

>> No.9728100

>>9727957
>sugar == starch

>> No.9728127

>>9725841
why not fish finger butt with chips tho

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Forchan is really interesting.
If I want to see disgusting food I go to /ck/
If I want to hear abhorrent music I go to /mu/
If I want to see repugnant digital art I go to /gd/
If I want to see shitty photographs I go to /p/

>> No.9728713

>>9724178
I love her and her show. Still watch the episodes when I am really drunk. What a food champ.

>> No.9728738

>>9721274
This is Jacks' world. We're just living in it.

>> No.9728830

>>9728048
vegans are such a giant meme
just be vegeterian like sane people

>> No.9728889

>>9726675
Don't worry, anon, I got your joke. Pretty good.

>> No.9728900

>>9727972
Why shears? Wouldn't scissors work fine for this

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>>9728068
?

>> No.9729015

>>9725606
I thought this was porn for a second.

>> No.9729035

>>9726318
such a gorgeous pen on that big bitch

>> No.9729119

>>9722649
right in the benis

>> No.9729526

>>9726318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JumOP_soooA

>> No.9729585

>>9724690
Fucking boo hoo, her 'traumatic experience' was being fed ham, which she spat out onto the table. She made zero efforts to change or improve herself and the only reason any progress at all was made was because of her husband, coddling this stupid bitch and letting her eat nothing but precious cheesy potatoes is what led to this happening in the first place.

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>> No.9730176

>>9728900
If they're clean it really doesn't matter.